I just got that ten disc set of nfl films music in the mail. yes I did.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)
that and the disingenuous thread title (lol taunting teams that have 0 fans) are all the shit talk I will be doing until after my team fires their coach in week 3
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)
http://img29.picoodle.com/img/img29/9/9/5/f_Untitled2m_4598ed8.gif
clearly the vikings will also come out and snorg them
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 September 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)
I just got that ten disc set of nfl films music in the mail
mmm... fetish pr0n...
― rogermexico., Thursday, 6 September 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)
it comes in a case made of imitation brown pigskin. the amazon.com picture really does it no justice at all. I want to display it alongside my Lombardi plushie, see:
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61934&rendTypeId=4 http://www2.printshop.co.uk/SiteData/RatherGood/Products/Images/Large/Spongmonkey_Soft_Toy.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 September 2007 05:15 (eighteen years ago)
also if I provide MOD-ADE w/ a torrent can he arrange for each ILNFL thread to get its own embedded mp3
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 September 2007 05:17 (eighteen years ago)
i'm not a mod, dogg! also can u plz make all these threads for the rest of the year, cuz i suck at those overly wordy ILX thread titles, i would just be like "week 3 urrr" over and over
DRUDGE SIREN 4 LK: LEIGH BODDEN BUSTED TONIGHT FOR BEING A RUDE DUDE
― cankles, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:43 (eighteen years ago)
TB did you watch the america's game about the Colts tonight, i havent caught it yet but the ad with peyton talkin bout kickin butts delights me in the extreme
― cankles, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:44 (eighteen years ago)
(i'll take that torrent anyway tho)
― cankles, Thursday, 6 September 2007 06:48 (eighteen years ago)
oh christ leigh bodden
― brownie, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:48 (eighteen years ago)
he went to college in pittsburgh so I'm not surprised that he can't navigate an airport parking lot
― brownie, Thursday, 6 September 2007 12:54 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, has anyone seen the America's Game about the Colts? I meant to watch it last night. Peyton seems...yeah, less measured than usual in the teasers.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 6 September 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
man I am so fuckin stoked just for watching these bozos go at it on the NFL network again. Marshall Faulk is the only person with a lick of sense in the entire crowd and even he says ridiculous, ridiculous shit. "The Dolphins are going to surprise people this year!"
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 September 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)
Deion: "The Cowboys are going to the Super Bowl. Tony Romo! T.O.! Jason Witten! blah blah" wtf carzy ppl are awesome
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)
Rich Eisen is looking kind of rough. Did he always bob his head compulsively like that?
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)
u people with cable disgust me :/
PRINT MEDIA 4 EVA
― brownie, Friday, 7 September 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)
"priceless pep talk" Peyton mastercard commercial not up to standard. :(
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)
"TB did you watch the america's game about the Colts "
I saw it last night. A good portion of the show is about the background leading up to last season. There is a funny sideline argument between Peyton and Jeff Saturday. Manning's voice goes up about two octaves yipping at Saturday and Tarik Glenn comes up and is like "go sit on the bench" breaking it up. They then cut to Manning and Dallas Clark talking about the side line freakout laughing because NFL films had a microphone on Peyton.
Nothing can top those America's Games about those 70s Raider and Steelers winners. Those things are freakin' gold.
― earlnash, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)
gwen stefani and HP
― brownie, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:36 (eighteen years ago)
guys I love Joseph Addai
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:46 (eighteen years ago)
waht is Keith Olbermann's Worst Person in the NFL?
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)
this Heineken commercial is f'ed up
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)
I really forgot how much I miss the entire retarded TV spectacle of NFL football. I mean I love the sport and all that but jesus who thought bob costas bookended by tiki barber and keith olbermann could be so invigorating. IT'S HERE!!! FOOTBALL IS HERE!!! BA BUM BUM BUM BA BUM BUM etc
My favorite ad so far is tony romo repeating the dozy OC's play calls like he's a deaf downs baby. Which is exactly how I imagine him doing it in real life lol cheap shots
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 September 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, football on tv is absurd! did you see the fireworks and shit at the beginning?
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)
dude I feel a little bad for the Saints
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 September 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)
They sell apples at McDonald's now?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
saints. ;_;
― hstencil, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:43 (eighteen years ago)
yeah it's depressing when teams you don't hate have to visit the indy dome.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 7 September 2007 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
but it is unendingly delightful when it's a team you do hate~!
― cankles, Friday, 7 September 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
GUYS WE FORGOT OUR WEEK ONE PIX
NO @ IND - saints lmbo MIA @ WAS - oh god uh, miami ATL @ MIN - lol uh TEN @ JAC - jax CAR @ STL - car PIT @ CLE - pit NE @ NYJ - ne PHI @ GB - phi (i have a feeling about gb tho!!!!) DEN @ BUF - buffalolz KC @ HOU - hou TB @ SEA - seattle @_@ DET @ OAK - uh detroit CHI @ SD - sd NYG @ DAL - nyg BAL @ CIN - baltisnore ARI @ SF - ari
i have zero confidence in any of these pix
― cankles, Saturday, 8 September 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)
Indy (everyone gets a freebie) Wash Min Ten Car Pit NE Phi Den KC Sea Det SD Dal 0_o Cin SF o_0
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 8 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
NO @ IND - I woulda picked the horses MIA @ WAS - native americans ATL @ MIN - dog rapists TEN @ JAC - scarycats CAR @ STL - billy goats PIT @ CLE - tomlins NE @ NYJ - ex-bundchens PHI @ GB - iggles DEN @ BUF - horsies KC @ HOU - oilers TB @ SEA - birds DET @ OAK - pussycats CHI @ SD - lightning bolts NYG @ DAL - huge dudes BAL @ CIN - outlaw cats ARI @ SF - golddiggers
― polyphonic, Saturday, 8 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
MIA @ WAS - wash ATL @ MIN - min TEN @ JAC - jax CAR @ STL - stl PIT @ CLE - pit NE @ NYJ - ne PHI @ GB - phi DEN @ BUF - denver KC @ HOU - houston TB @ SEA - seattle DET @ OAK - oakland CHI @ SD - sd NYG @ DAL - dal BAL @ CIN - cincy ARI @ SF - sf
― Jordan Sargent, Saturday, 8 September 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)
MIA @ WAS - Oh dear god, this will be unwatchable. Uh the fish!!
ATL @ MIN - No dog jokes allowed. As far as Minnesota goes I have no idea if Jackson can quarterback; however, I do want Harrington to do well, so it's Atlanta.
TEN @ JAC - Replacing Leftwich with Garrard is not a good move, but despite that Jacksonville is still much better than Tennessee. I think Young will regress a bit this year. Jax. CAR @ STL - Is Delhomme the new Bledsoe? Is DeShawn Foster a drive-killer? Go Rams!
PIT @ CLE – The countdown to the Brady Quinn era starts this Sunday. I predict he’ll be starting by Halloween. As close to a sure thing as you'll see this week. Steelers!!
NE @ NYJ - Mangenius no longer! Pats!
PHI @ GB - Philly.
DEN @ BUF - The few times I saw Denver in the pre-season they looked shaky. Denver.
KC @ HOU - Herm Edwards used his big running back so much last year that it wouldn't surprise me if Johnson's legs literally fell off by mid-October. When you add Herm's great skills at clock management and his play calling you get a train wreak masquerading as a football team. If everything goes as badly as I think, KC will be the black hole of the NFL this year. Another nearly unwatchable mess. Texans.
TB @ SEA - Who's the quarterback for Tampa? Does it really matter? Hawks.
DET @ OAK - Oakland might be better this year. I also might win the lottery. Detroit.
CHI @ SD - Chi-town should sign Leftwich. The guy played on a freakin' broken leg for Christ-sakes and that's the type of thing Bears fans eat up. Besides, they'll need someone when Rex does the inevitable mid-season self-destruct. Griese, his back-up, hasn't shown much and I don't think they'll send Orton's drunk-ass out there again. SD.
NYG @ DAL – Romo began to regress at the end of last year. My gut feeling tells me he’s more ordinary than Pro Bowl, but at least he can move and has better pocket awareness than Bledsoe. At running back it’s still Jones, but you’ll see a lot of Marion Barber. TO is still good and still insane. Dallas.
BAL @ CIN - Cincy's defense relies too much on fumble recoveries which is fine until the ball starts bouncing your opponent’s way. Baltimore's defense is still ferocious despite Lewis getting old and the loss of Adalius Thomas. McGahee is overrated. The f-----g Ravens.
ARI @ SF - People are drinking the Cardinal Kool Aid again. The Arizona offensive line should be better, but it won't really jells until mid-season. Frisco.
― leavethecapital, Saturday, 8 September 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)
I'm all AFC all the time this year. When AFC teams play each other, I'll pick the easternmost team, unless it's the Colts, in which case I'll pick the Colts.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 September 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
I mean why iterate picks all the time when you can just open source yr heuristics. you do the math
NO @ IND - I probably would have picked Indy. MIA @ WAS - Miami gets jiggy ATL @ MIN - VIKES VIKES VIKES PURPLEPRIDE TEN @ JAC - Jacksonville CAR @ STL - St. Louis toodle-loo PIT @ CLE - Steel Curtain, Mike Tomlin is a cool dude NE @ NYJ - New England easy PHI @ GB - PACKERS SUCK PACKERS SUCK PACKERS SUCK DEN @ BUF - Mile High Club VIPs win KC @ HOU - Hmm...this is tough. Um...KC I guess? TB @ SEA - For some reason, I'll go Tampa DET @ OAK - Hmm...fuck I guess Lions even though they are losers CHI @ SD - SD all the way, I think Chicago is falling off big this year NYG @ DAL - Romosexual party BAL @ CIN - I think Baltimore is a good football team. They win. ARI @ SF - Jeez...man...I guess San Fran?
― M@tt He1ges0n, Saturday, 8 September 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)
open source yr heuristics
oo-er missus~
― cankles, Saturday, 8 September 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
I picked Minnesota in a survival league.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 8 September 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
everybody picking dallas can eat shit btw
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 September 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
I'm really getting into this NFC East Official Hatred Of The NFL thing, living in DC and being an adopted Giants fan
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 September 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
Me too. Could make it a short survival season, but I figure if it works then all the good teams are still on the board.
― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
i have detroit in the ilx league :/
― Jordan Sargent, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
I picked Dallas and don't really feel too scared. (if the Giants win and knock me out, I at least tie my 1-week record from last year)
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
I took Detroit too. Actually I might run with the "whoever is playing the raiders" strat for awhile.
― bnw, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
MIA @ WAS - miami may surprise us all by turning out to be average this year. Skins ATL @ MIN - The Ewing Theory makes Atlanta a playoff lock. Vikes. TEN @ JAC - Quick: name the league's top second-year RB2 playing on the Gulf Coast. Hint: he played his college ball in Southern California. Hint 2: he is Maurice Jones-Drew. Wires. CAR @ STL - Tough one. But the home team has Steven Jackson and unless Jake Delhomme stole Neil O'Donnell's lucky charms this offseason, he'll force the wrong throw before it's over. Rams. PIT @ CLE - Cleveland upgraded to Jamal Lewis at RB. By Halloween he will be benched for Brady Quinn. Steelers. NE @ NYJ - Jets now have everything in place except talent. Pats. PHI @ GB - Philly has no running game. Green Bay has no running backs. I'm going with Green Bay for the mild upset. DEN @ BUF - Tea Hen loves to stick it to Buffalo, and Buffalo loves to let opposing RBs have big days. Lee Evans will find a way to beat Denver's hotshot QBs; JP Losman won't. Broncos. KC @ HOU - I've seen Hard Knock. Texans. TB @ SEA - Deion Branch coming out party. Shawks. DET @ OAK - Think how good the OAK D could be if the offense didn't go three-and-out on every possession. I love Martz, and I love how many balls Kitna's going to wing up for grabs in the second half. Davises. CHI @ SD - Oh God this will be good. Bolts. NYG @ DAL - Glenn out means for balls for TO. Wade Phillips is most loveable head coach since Wayne Fontes. Boys. BAL @ CIN - I love Ocho Cinco. And Hoosh. And Rudi. And Palmer. And by halftime they might be the only stripes still out of jail. Bulmer. ARI @ SF - Three-figure over/under for this one. I am starting Frank Gore in two leagues, and if Vernon Davis really did date Serena Williams, I'd start their love child too. Niners.
― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
philly has no running game! that's an interesting concept!
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 September 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)
Not for a team that looks to throw on 1st and 10, 2nd and 5, AND 3rd and inches. The only way for Philly to develop a running game would be offically rename the swing pass the "really long forward pitch".
― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 September 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)
uhh philly has one of the league's best running games. you're high.
― cankles, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
the meme last year about how morninwheg turned the team around by righting the wrongs of pass-happy reid was so fucking ridic - the reason they ran more in the second half is cuz THEY HAD A HEALTHY BRIAN WESTBROOK BACK.
― cankles, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
i almost picked nyg because both teams prob wont be very good this year, but dallas should have a HELLACIOUS defense. giants don't have a hellacious anything. tho i am kind of warming up to coughlin lol (lolghlin), i think he might be one of the better coaches in the league now~~
tom you are hell of wrong with that afc bullsquid btw
― cankles, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)
you're the guy that just said coughlin might be one of the better coaches in the league dude
I'd take fuckin' del rio over his ass
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
only thing his arcane bitch ass cares about is makin sure his players got their uniform pants under their knees and their shoes tied tight. fundamentals lol
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 September 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)
LOL guys get back to me when Philly starts POUNDIN' WESTBROOK DOWN YOUR THROAT.
― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)
I'm glad I wasn't the only one, roger, but man, picking Vikings is rolling some dice.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)
But if we pull it off we eat like kings! If I just wanted to get out of round one I'd-a taken New England.
― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 September 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
Everytime I pick against the Jets, I get bit. I don't know why.
― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
Cleveland upgraded to Jamal Lewis at RB. By Halloween he will be benched for Brady Quinn
If this actually happened I would fellate Crennel.
― brownie, Saturday, 8 September 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)
Further musings on the Vikes/Dirty Birds matchup. Minnesota didn't improve their run defense last season by doing anything special in terms of scheme or strategy. They just added Pat Williams. For proof, see Beffalo run D, 2006 edition.
If you have a healthy Pat Williams, the other guy is going to have trouble running between the tackles. But since Warrick Dunn can't run between the tackles anyway, the Falcons are uniquely positioned to neutralize Pat Williams' impact on the running game. So PP and I could be in trouble.
Of course, a Warrick Dunn is exactly the right running back to have when the mere presence of your quarterback is tying up a linebacker. Count on Minnesota keeping eight in the box all day and daring Joey Harrington to beat them. I actually think he could, too. I just don't have much faith in the Birds' receivers.
― rogermexico., Saturday, 8 September 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)
you are wrong about everything ever
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)
I would seriously pay $1,000 to have the Browns win tomorrow.
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)
You can! Just put $1000 on the Steelers!
― rogermexico., Sunday, 9 September 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
thomas i hope you enjoy your AIDS world champion SEAHAWKS next february
rm the vikings had the best run defense since the 2000 ravens, and yeah most of it is due to kevin and pat williams (yr assertion that pat williams is the fulcrum upon which all their run dominance rests is really ¯\(°_o)/¯ to me tho), but i honestly think tomlin had a lot to do with it too. in 05 the vikes defenders couldn't even line up right from snap to snap, and in 06 they were suddenly disciplined tacklers who never missed assignments. i think steven jackson kicked their asses in the last game of the season but that's literally the only above-average rushing performance they gave up all year.
"But since Warrick Dunn can't run between the tackles anyway"
???
i'm pretty sure the vikes were equally adept at shutting down runs in every direction, and anyway atlanta threw out the zone blocking scheme - it's all drive blocks now. that's why they broke the bank for ovie mughelli. tbh i don't even think it's a matchup that will decide much about the game, cuz i expect a lot of passing from atl~~
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
game that's gonna sukk 2day: jets/pats, jets are butts and they will wilt like daisies in the sun~
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)
tbh i don't even think it's a matchup that will decide much about the game, cuz i expect a lot of passing from atl~~
So we're basically in agreement that the game hinges on ATL's average-at-best receivers vs. MIN's average-at-best-except-for-Antoine-Winfield secondary.
― rogermexico., Sunday, 9 September 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)
oh buffalo who needs a functional offense or defense when you can just rely on kickoff/punt returns for all your yardage.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
bold clam - atlanta will not lead the league in rushing this year.
ugh.
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)
4-13-CLE 17 (13:59) 7-P.Ernster punts 15 yards to CLV 32, Center-64-R.Pontbriand, out of bounds. PENALTY on CLV-35-J.Harrison, Defensive Holding, 10 yards, enforced at CLV 32. Penalty on CLV-90-D.McMillan, Defensive Holding, declined. Penalty on CLV-56-A.Peek, Illegal Formation, declined. Penalty on CLV, Ineligible Downfield Kick, declined.
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
again, i dont think performing poorly against one of the historically greatest rush defenses since 1960 really means a lot. kevin williams has been completely dominant btw. he's pushing justin blalock (rookie left guard, early 2nd round pick) around like he's one of those tackling sleds and he had a pick six (!) in the first quarter.
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
i agree with your clams tho, the rushing attack wasn't that great last year and i'm dubious about switching away from zone blocking when your personnel suits it better than the 'pound it in' philosophy
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
Here are my picks from the pick 'em site. It is really hard to pick games until a few weeks into the season as most of the time, I cannot tell how good these teams are going to be.
Indy Denver Washington Pittsburgh J-ville KC GBay St. Lou Minnesota NE Oaktown Bears Dallas 'Natti Niners
So far the Packs defense has looked OK and their offense pretty inept. Green Bay has made some dumb calls on offense. Why the heck on a third and a less than a yard they drop Favre back and go down the field? Run the rock!
― earlnash, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
yeah that first week is pretty killer as far as picks go. i wasnt anticipating getting much right.
GB's offense is their achilles heel at this point, which feels weird to say. the defense just got better and better last year and i'm expecting it to continue doing so, but offensively they are inept all around.
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)
Take away Vick's yards and ATL was 16th in the league in rushing last season, right between CHI and MIN.
― rogermexico., Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)
yup. he also made it easier for the RBs in that the DEs and DTs can’t crash down as hard as they ordinarily would because of vick, opening cutback lanes for the backs. the drawback of this is that it also takes away the ability to run screens and reverses.
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)
RNADY MOSSSSSS LOL I LUV U !!!!!!!!
― jhøshea, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)
The Packs D-line is really tough.
When I flip over to the Browns/Steelers games, Cleveland is in the middle of doing something really bad. I think they are getting a flag on every other play on offense.
― earlnash, Sunday, 9 September 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)
ilu Marshawn Lynch!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.buffalobillsproshop.com/images/products/large/mlynch23.jpg
― rogermexico., Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)
ugh these uniforms.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)
ilu roscoe parrish.
― Jordan Sargent, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)
holy crap welcm2nfl adrian peterson (MIN)
― rogermexico., Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)
LOL JOEY THROWS HIS SECOND PICK SIX IN ONE GAME, WAY TO GO DOGG
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
I always thought that dude was a mess. sorry guys.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)
can i reiterate that one of those picks was to a defensive lineman
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)
i'm more stoked than sad tbh, this is just chapter one of what i've dubbed BROHMQUEST
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)
OMG GUYS DAWKINS DID THE SUPERMAN/FLYING SQUIRREL THING AGAIN
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)
LOVE THAT DUDE!!!!!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)
I think Dre Bly has been in on every defensive play Denver's made today.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)
ilu Jason Elam!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)
buffalol's march to the wildcard begins!
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)
if they could do a goddamn thing on offense maybe. Pittsburgh is going to eat us alive next week.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
fuck's sake. no love, Jason Elam.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
and so begins another season of heartbreak
― rogermexico., Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
O SHIT GROSMANG GET RAEPD
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)
I was listening on the radio, and the crowd went completely silent in 1 second at the end there. THAT IS A METAPHOR.
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)
xpost about the bills game
ilu Pam Oliver!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
what happened! i am so into her :'(
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)
oh nothing, they just went to her on the sidelines and I haven't seen her since last season. I missed her!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)
but she's forever otm for this:
Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson said Fox's Pam Oliver needs to be spanked "really, really hard,"
-- jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, September 25, 2006 8:31 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link "I almost wanted to get on a plane, find where she is at, and sit her down and spank her with a ruler really, really hard" Johnson said
-- jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, September 25, 2006 8:31 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link Oliver told the Dallas Morning News, when asked what she would do if Johnson tried to spank her, "I will punch him in the face.
-- jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, September 25, 2006 8:32 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)
looking forward to seeing Keyshawn in the booth.
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 9 September 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
also OMG i heart my TIVO SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
tooo bad rex got Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
Where the hell is that hilarious thread that shows the Photoshopped Bryan Dawkins doing the flying squirrel tackle??? I can't find it ANYWHERE!!
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)
The Browns fucking suck. Go Tribe!
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
I think it was last year's rolling playoffs thread, so it should be crazy-long.
xpost
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, here it is:
Bryan Dawkins is a hero
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
yeah that is my fav pam oliver thing. she is like an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnngel
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)
oh sad, most of the Dawkins photoshops are gone!
― horseshoe, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
god I h8 u rex grossman
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)
living on the eastern seaboard you don't get to see much of the Chargers in action besides the playoffs and highlight reels and I just would like to point out that I would take the NYG "no contact" jerseys over the Charger's white helmets. They look like a twatty cross between imperial stormtroopers and bad ricer decals.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)
i was soooooooooooooooooooo pumped during the last few mins of the pats game when belichick was all giddy and skipping around, then he SHOVED THE CAMERA GUYS OUT OF THE WAY TO HUG ERIC MANGINI LOL. he'll probably get a fine, but he's like randy moss - STR8 CASH HOMEY-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:42 (8 months ago) Link
-- SEACREST OUT OF IRAQ! (Adrian Langston), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:42 (8 months ago) Link
SO PRESCIENT
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)
annnnnnnnnnd once again football turns out to be mostly about STOPPING THE RUN
I wish I could've watched the eagles-packers game instead of the fucking skins
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)
yeah i hate the new sd unis, i think even the powder blue throwbacks have been changed. shit is criminal
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)
guyyyys
http://youtube.com/watch?v=55BZ2gSsSmY
― cankles, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)
The Eagles/Pack game was a comedy of errors by both teams, so be glad you saved yourself the misery.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)
Are you watching this Bears Bolts bullshit?!? I mean uh the only things keeping this game alive are the fuckups
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 September 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
this gaem is a blow
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)
I'm stuck with Bucs/Seahawks. Meh.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
I think right now there have been more fumbles than rushing yards
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)
I mean the SD special teams just caused a fumble on themselves when a blocker ran head on into his own fucking punt returner
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
SUPER BOWL PREVIEW?!?!?
SOMEONE DO SOMETHING
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
The Iggles special teams were so godawful today that I had to cover my eyes a few times.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)
JESUS
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)
more like short bus teams amirite
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
FINALLY
THANK CHRIST
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
Josh McCown be lightin' shit up!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
LIVING IN MISSOURI MEANS THAT MY EARLY GAMES WERE KC-HOU (>WATER TORTURE) AND STL-CAR.
― Jordan Sargent, Sunday, 9 September 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)
also the new chagers unis are the best in the league.
also lol @ chris brown. that man refuses to die.
LULZ at this Moss interview on NBC.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 September 2007 23:45 (eighteen years ago)
http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/randypat.jpg http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/randypat.jpg http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/randypat.jpg
OMG I RUEL SOMETIMES I STILL CANT BELIEVE I SINGLE HANDEDLY MASTERMINDED MOSS TO PATZ !!!
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:10 (eighteen years ago)
it would appear that The Player did not learn any of The Plays
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)
holy shit Marion Barber
― rogermexico., Monday, 10 September 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)
WAIT I WAS JUST WATCHING THE PLAYER BUT THEN I GOT BORD AND TURNED IT OFF IS THE POST COMING FOMR INSIDE THE HOUSE
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)
I should have kept my mouth shut
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)
WAU WAY TO GO FATTAEY
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
I love that dude, Lorenzen. I hope Eli's okay, though. Also do the Giants HAVE a secondary?
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
Cleveland NYFG upgraded to Jamal Lewis lost Tiki Barber at RB. By Halloween Sunday night he will be benched for Brady Quinn Jared Lorentzen
fixed
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
the giants secondary is one guy named mcquarters.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)
he IS mcquarters.
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:37 (eighteen years ago)
I love that dude, Lorenzen. I hope Eli's okay, though. Also do the Giants HAVE a secondary?-- horseshoe, Monday, September 10, 2007 3:31 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- horseshoe, Monday, September 10, 2007 3:31 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
whut
― hstencil, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:40 (eighteen years ago)
Ha, Tiki starts out referring to the Giants as "our team" and "we" and finishes by saying "they".
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)
yup this is basically the worst game ever to have to hear about in postgame between Deion Sanders on the NFLN and Tiki on NBC. For slightly different reasons but basically nothing but pain wherever you turn.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)
Also do the Giants HAVE a secondary?
Come back Jason Sehorn all is forgiven.
― rogermexico., Monday, 10 September 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)
Except the hair.
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 10 September 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)
As usual I'm pretty excited, and especially so when the Steelers go up 24-0 in the third quarter I'll get to see Brady Quinn come in and lead the Browns to a 27-7 loss.
i am nostradamus jr.
Ok, so the Browns looked about as bad they ever looked since their return to the NFL. They will roll however over the Bengals. :'D
Like the Chargers helmets but they don't match the pants -_O
Everytime the Bills score was shown they were winning but they lost.
― brownie, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)
yeah, san diego...norv...why?
― j.q higgins, Monday, 10 September 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)
lol everyone who thought moss was cooked cause he'd lost a step when speed was never his primary weapon
1 hands 2 agility 3 height 4 speed 5 route running prowess 6 hueg hair
the rest of those age pretty well
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
UHHHH FUK U JHBOH I WAS CLEARLY THE FONT FROM WHICH ALL MOSSPIRIATION SPRUNG WHY DONT U GO TAKE CREDIT FOR THE FUCKEN SISTINE CHAPEL TOO ASSHOLE
― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
lol u luv me MOSS TO PATS! HOLY WOW!~
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)
someone find may posts from 2006 where i pine 4 moss + pats and everyone is all lolwtf thatll never happen in a million years
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)
dudes there's plenty of Randy to go around for the both of you.
― brownie, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
"pause"
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
D: D: D:
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 10 September 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
^^^^^this!
― horseshoe, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
someone find mee a sweet moss tee. maybe like this but in a pats motif http://i9.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/b4/a8/c520_1.JPG
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
http://sportsfanoutlet.com/images_cat/LiquidBlue/PL211.jpg
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-42812176374786_1964_214581134
― jhøshea, Monday, 10 September 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
i was pining for it in utero nikka
― cankles, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)
do you guys need a new thread for hard gay pictures of randy moss
― El Tomboto, Monday, 10 September 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
so happy for randy.
so excited about adrian peterson, he is the TRUTH
― M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, 10 September 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)
wtf is this about? http://jets.scout.com/2/677745.html
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
he1ges0n sums up my feelings on week 1 exactly.
― Jordan Sargent, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)
except for my boiling-over luv 4 roscoe p. and chris brown
― Jordan Sargent, Monday, 10 September 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)