I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S WEEK 2 ALREADY -- GUIZE THIS YEAR IS GOING BY SO FAST! (The sensible week 2 shittalk thred)

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Green Bay
CIN @ CLE - Bengals
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers ;_;
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - I have no freaking idea. St Louis?
MIN @ DET - Vikings
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - Bears
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Giants
CIN @ CLE - Browns. GUISE KEN DORSEY HAS JUST BEEN RESIGNED TO THE BROWNS THIS GUARANTEES A FIRST ROUND BYE IN PLAYOFFS (ALSO SECOND, THIRD AND FOURTH ROUND BYE AMIRITE)
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - San Francisco values will win out
MIN @ DET - Lions with Kitna are unbeatable
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - KC, Bears are done. It's the Lions division to win or lose
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - SD
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

you are a crazy person!

HISTORY WILL PROVE ME RIGHT

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Green Bay
CIN @ CLE - Bengals
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - NO
BUF @ PIT - Bills
ATL @ JAC - ATL lmbo
SF @ STL - STL
MIN @ DET - DET
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - Bears
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Oakland (this is almost mathematically impossible btw)
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

BUF @ PIT - Bills

^^^^also mathematically impossible, but I love you for it!

so I'm crazy but cankles is some sort of lovable jimmy the greek raised by a furious pack of wolves :/

IND @ TEN - Colts
GB @ NYG - Green Bay
CIN @ CLE - Bengals
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - San Francisco
MIN @ DET - Detroit
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - Bears
NYJ @ BAL - Jets
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

IND @ TEN - Olds
GB @ NYG - Ackers
CIN @ CLE - Engels
HOU @ CAR - Anthers
NO @ TB - Aints
BUF @ PIT - Eelers
ATL @ JAC - Agwers
SF @ STL - Ortyniners
MIN @ DET - iKings
SEA @ ARI - E-hawks
DAL @ MIA - Owboys
KC @ CHI - Airs
NYJ @ BAL - Etz
OAK @ DEN - Roncos
SD @ NE - Atriuts
WAS @ PHI - Edskins

I did NOT put down the NYG as my "team to score the lowest amount of points" in pick'em, that is my level of faith. That team will be like the Bucs or the Dolphins or something.

IND @ TEN - Peyton Manning
GB @ NYG - Giantess
CIN @ CLE - LOL
HOU @ CAR - Panthers
NO @ TB - Saints
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - SF
MIN @ DET - Vikings
SEA @ ARI - Seahawks
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - KC
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - Patriots
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

rejoice: reche caldwell is now employed.

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/eyez.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahha <3

rejoice: reche caldwell is now employed as hueg disembodied head in purgatory living room.

uh, that's very aqua teen hunger force.

its the limited edition reche caldwell fathead

it's true cartoon network adult swim invented the photoshop

just the one?

its a fathead of the mind

btw im im-ing w/my dad abt pats spying and he is failing to see the humor

he enjoyed "the pilsbury throwboy thos

I would like Eli to come back soon but I also would like to see Lorenzen's wikipedia article expanded

Because football is about stories

the LOL HUEG has been removed ;_;

who is the person who is obsessively maintaining the jared lorenzen wiki

they have robots for that

who is the person who is obsessively maintaining the jared lorenzen wiki

he posts here. his name rhymes with zankles

the schefankles?

i'm going to be seeing so much reche this year what with the market i live in!

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/912/theeyes2zqta7.jpg

Michael Vick (http://www.nflplayers.com/images/players/3006 1

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Lorenzen_scary_full_length_shot.jpg

haha. j.load.

IND @ TEN - Peyton Manning LOL
GB @ NYG - Giantess w/ Mannang Teh Younger, GB w/ Pilsbury Throwboy
CIN @ CLE - Cincylol
HOU @ CAR - Cats
NO @ TB - Bushes
BUF @ PIT - Steelers
ATL @ JAC - Jaguars
SF @ STL - STL
MIN @ DET - Vikings kekekeke
SEA @ ARI - Barbers
DAL @ MIA - Cowboys
KC @ CHI - KC
NYJ @ BAL - Ravens
OAK @ DEN - Broncos
SD @ NE - SANDIAGO IN A BOLD CLAM
WAS @ PHI - Eagles

IND @ TEN - I <3 Joseph Addai. IND
GB @ NYG - Brett Favre Victory Lap continues, Favre still having fun. GB
CIN @ CLE - Browns cite obscure sandlot rule forcing CPalmer to play "all-time QB," lose by 17. CIN
HOU @ CAR - Houston win streak was fun while it lasted. CAR
NO @ TB - Garcia-to-Galloway not bad, but not Manning-to-Harrison. NO
BUF @ PIT - Three Rivers or whatever they call it now has always been a house of horrors for Buffalo. BUF
ATL @ JAC - So much for Ewing Theory. JAC
SF @ STL - SF let ARI run... could be a big day for SJackson. STL
MIN @ DET - KitnaKats goen wild! DET
SEA @ ARI - Deion Branch looks to improve on Week 1 numbers by catching a football. SEA
DAL @ MIA - MIA's stoppable O vs. DAL's moveable D... fuxxored MIA secondary bodes well for for Air Romo. DAL
KC @ CHI - You play. To win. The game. CHI
NYJ @ BAL - In the battle of the backups, always bet on Boller. BAL
OAK @ DEN - DEN secondary actually records more catches than OAK receivers as Shanahan proves once again that no one holds a grudge better. DEN
SD @ NE - YES YES YES. A gift to fans from the scheduling gods. Norv Turner proves that no one but no one wants it more than Belichick. NE
WAS @ PHI - Memo to WAS - edging MIA at home does not make you a contender. Unless you're in the NFC East. PHI

I picked Jax in my survival league.

My lock would be Pittsburgh, but I took Baltimore. Keeping with the "saving the good teams" strategy.

my lock is denver. i don't know how frequently oakland beats them @ denver, but i'm guessing not that often.

indy @ ten is a lock too actually, prob moreso

Denver lock now looks extra-locked: McCown's doubtful and Daunte gets the start.

So, uh...is this gonna be the week 2 thread?

I'm with hstencil - there should be a thread for every week, none of this 'rolling' nonsense

This season, we get both.

11-5 last week...

Carolina
J-Ville
Indy
Rams
Green Bay
Blitzburgh
Bengals
Tampa
Vikings
Dolphins - UPSET SPECIAL
Seattle
B-More
Bears
Denver
NE
Philly

What I saw from the games I watched:

Cincy - defense looked pretty good, but like usual their special teams blew and they seem to make mistakes at bad times. They got jobbed on a couple of calls last year, especially that one in the Tampa game, so they were due to get a bad call go their way. The refs gave B-more a make up call that gave them first down and goal to go, so I don't think they have much to cry about.

B-more - Their offensive line looked pretty bad. I don't think McNair is that great anymore, but they seemed to be getting to him pretty quick. Ed Reed is a freak and I don't figure why the Ravens don't try to somehow use him some on offense. Same goes with BJ Sams, that guy can flat out fly. I don't get on such a lame offensive club they don't try and get those guys the ball at least once or twice a game.

Green Bay - I think this is the best defense they have had since back when they had Reggie White. Their d-line is really good. The offense doesn't seem to be that hot, but their o-line is young, so maybe they will improve.

Philly - They look OK on both sides of the ball. I can't tell quite how good their D will be until they play a team that can light it up. The Eagles need to not be afraid of running the ball a bit more.

Indy - They looked pretty good. I will have to see the defense keep it up. The Titans are going to try and run the ball a bunch, so this could be a good test.

Saints - I somehow don't think their defense is quite as bad as it looked. Bree's should also be able to get the ball down field a bit more going forward. I still figure they will slide back.

Cowboys- Their D was making the same mistakes that they did down the stretch, good for them that the Giants were even making more. I will have to see them play a couple more times before thinking that offense is that good.

Giants - Their offense looked OK, even with the injuries. Their pass defense was total crap. I don't see them as much of a factor.

SD/Bears - This game put me to sleep. I watched the kickoff, first series and the last minute or two.

Arizona/49ers - I didn't watch much of this one, but both teams seemed to get a penalty about every other play. 49ers defense looks like it might be decent. The Cards o-line is sub-standard.

man I wish the redskins had a bye every week. I get all three NY games tomorrow!

Three?

Buffalo plus the Jersey teams?

you know waht sux? when you live in ny and you hate ny teams. man that sux.

True. That whole day of Jets/Giants is just punishment.

redskins don't have a bye, they play eagles monday night!

living in ny and getting the ny games> living in missouri and getting the missouri games

tenn. looks kinda decent tho, like they could make a run at the wild card. they had a few drives stall in colts territory.

It's possible, but Tennessee ALWAYS plays the Colts really hard.

if this game ends up 41-17 like it looks like it might, i think it might be closer than it appears. if that's possible.

being able to pound the ball w/ two backs+ vince young being able to convert 3rds with his feet + consistently completing 6-8 yard passes= a recipe for 10-6, jets-esque beat everyone who you're supposed to playoff run, i think.

jordan, do you get more than one game at a time? that is the disadvantage of a two-team market, if they're not playing at the same time, that's all we get (plus whatever's on nbc at night).

right now i have tenn-indy and stl-car and kc-chi for the late game.

This is the second week I'm not seeing the Jags game here in FL. Previous years, they've owned the east-central tv market, which makes me wonder if their coverage deal with the NFL and CBS got restructured. Of course, I've still got a shitty Bucs game to watch every week.

my friends in gainesville usually get the jags-bucs one-two every week.

yeah see we only get the two nyc teams' games then SUNDAY FOOTBALL NIGHT IN AMERICA COSTAS/BARBER/COLLINGSWORTH/OLBERMANN JACKASS PARTY. sux.

xpost the bucs are beating my saints. ;_;

xxpost at least i got joey galloway on my fantasy jawn (not ilx)

I was all psyched about having the usual Saints game every week, but god dang, what a bunch of skidmarks so far.

ok so who's winning the afc south this year?

http://www.rialtotheatre.com/images/content/mystery.gif

baller
http://nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Andre_Johnson_092103.jpg

AFC South? The Colts, duh.

NFC South seems to be a crapshoot.

ok right i meant the nfc south

altho carolina looks good again.

lol @ jeremy shockey.

Yeah, I'd pick the Panthers at this point.

Falcons are a certain dead last.

america4lyftat.jpg

wtf saints

r.i.p.

ya rly

Falcons are a certain dead last.

I'm not saying that until the Saints score an offensive TD.

embarassing. well at least new orleans has that new fox show, right? uh...

what happened defense?

joey galloway out running all your dbacks by 25 yds= no good

wtf Steelers unis?

^^^^^

TN letting me down

Jimmy Johnson likes TN over IN - justify his love, Vince Young! Stick it to smug Peyton "Never Met An Endorsement He Didn't Like" Manning!

Psyched for Chargers - Pats tonight

wtf BROWNS?!!!

i doubt they are going to be able to out gun them for the whole game tho.

Derek Anderson's a trickster. He can look really awesome for about a half-a-game at a time.

frank gore u awesome.

hi dere texans.

I had pre-season suspicions that the Texans would finally gel this year. Looks to be the case.

who arose ahman green's corpse?

holy crap J LEW!

waaaaaaaau.
and braylon edwards waaaaaaau.

I predict some blood on the carpet in teh suicide leagues.

HA! I knew better than to pick deh Bungles.

lol @ giants, whole team this time. big boy lorenzen is in.

BRAYLON EDWARDS WHERE U BEEN?

where is an ILNFLe who is watching the end of the titans game?

I am. Vince and Titans WRs with da CHOKE!

it's on cbs here for the end. shit is ovah.

bradon jones != a wr

vinc<3 tho.

would have liked to seen them win it, but that was a good 4th quarter.

they're gonna make the playoffs.

c'mon bungles! time's a wastin'.

Oh Derek Anderson, I want to put you on my fantasy roster, but I know you won't play like this every week!

...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand cbs cuts away to cover the jets. great.

Holy SHit!!!! Cleveland!!! Did Crennel sell his soul to the football devil?

wait, now they're back. cbs ist crazee.

Ravens offense must be super bad in retrospect, because this Bengals D is now looking like everyone thought it would.

what happened marvin lewis defensive genius?

Cleveland's going to find a way to lost this. Ugh!

lol @ me bragging about getting to watch some worthless blowouts! at least the steelers got the job done quick enough that I got to see the colts/titans and the war of orange helmets

wow chad

carson should have just taken 15 yards over the middle with spikes a few times instead of trying to fit it in triple coverage down the sidelines.

oh well.

holy christ!!!!!

what games are you guys seeing now?

me: CHI/KC

same.

i was thinking last night that i should've changed my tam/no pick because of how ridiculously easy it is to beat NO deep~~ o well

jets/ravens zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

you know waht sux? when you live in ny

fixed~~

BENGLOLS

well no shit aidsy that's why i'm moving. tho living in hotlanta is pretty much as bad as living in a cesspool.

ps fire herm edwards.

pps where is carsonpalmerhotdog.jpg?

lol stence u know i wasnt quoting u, right? nikka u cant even remember wut u said!!!!!!!!!

Agreed about the Jets - Ravens snorefest, but Dallas - Miami: Like watching old people fuck

nfc south is the new nfc west btw

browns win

as usual

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW

1Q: Cinci takes the opening drive and demolishes the Browns D. Touchdown. Next, Cleveland goes three and out and Anderson couldn't hit a slant pass to save Crennel's life.

4Q: Browns win 51-45.

:-0

so happy drunk btw

Both games right now so boring, gonna take an hour off and just wait for Pats - Chargers kickoff.

OMG BROWNIE I WAS THINKIN OF YOU EVERY TIME THEY FLASHED TO THE CLEVELAND GAME. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE LIKE A PROPHET!!!!!

btw buffalo might as well not have an offensive line; Mike Tomlin is hot. I am also a prophet. :(

HORSHOE OTM. RAIDERS NEXT WEEK. BROWNS 2-1? OMMMMMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGM

GO JETS.

Loved the Steelers jerseys today.

Buffalo, so much to answer for.

I have the Steelers play more than anyone here. They blitz, you run delays and screens. Browns didn't run a screen last week until the 4Q.

SEEN. i'm drunk

Had the Steelers/Bills game on (screen in screen). At no time did the Bills look good on offense :/

<3 yellow helmets

yeah the Bills can't do a fucking thing on offense. was watching the game at a Bills bar and there were actually fans there wearing the PUNTER'S JERSEY!!! Moorman is awesome, but that is just sad.

(ilu, though, Marshawn Lynch; you deserve better than this.)

Vikes D, hi dere!!!

Hester could be king of the world if it weren't for his fucking teammates.

Hester is really thrilling to watch.

I don't even think of Buffalo as being a NY team. I mean, I understand that they are and all, but it never even occurs to me.
Teh Giants and teh Jets are teh suck; this is gonna be a LONG year.

omg mccareins - not often you see one guy lose a game twice

At no time did the Bills look good on offense

Not entirely fair - the lynch kid can BALL. He really deserves better.

was watching the game at a Bills bar and there were actually fans there wearing the PUNTER'S JERSEY!!! Moorman is awesome, but that is just sad

It's in a great Buffalo tradition though...

http://www.buffalobillsproshop.com/images/products/large/J3090.jpg

okay I don't like the Raiders or anything, but that sucks. I hate Mike Shanahan's smug face.

yeah i was kind of EXPECTING THANGZ from the bills this year! it's cool tho i replaced them with the texans in my predictions

ahaha moorman is my favorite bill btw!!!!! they should have him kick and ~*return*~ punts imo

they should have him block defensive linemen for fuck's sake. the other hallowed Bills' tradition: totally fucking up pass protection since 1991.

yeah shanahan is a shanadick :(

xpost how is marshawn in pass pro?

peter king was big-upping uhmm Jason Peters(?) before the season as the star tackle of the future

btw can we all make a pact to only refer to the Raiders' HC as MONTE'S BOY?

I know the bills spent like a kazillion dollars on the offensive line in the off-season! maybe it's the coaching. maybe I'm just grasping at straws and it's all Losman's fault, but he had a good season last year!

I can't say I've really noticed Lynch one way or another as a pass protector. I tend to only notice pass protection when it breaks down...

It's not all Losman's fault. It's been like this ever since free agency destroyed the Super Bowl line. It's like the Todd Collins Era all over again ;-;

hah i really have to admire shanahan's douchebaggery there - classic

GO BROWNS!!

yeah same re pass protection, also more and more lately if a guy is sacked too much i assume it is probably the QB's fault, unless he plays for mike martz

losman looked really good last year! and lee evans, dannnng. i saw a clip of losman this week talking about everett and he seemed in a daze about it, all questioning his mortality and whatnot :[

I just saw the Jets recievers drop three game tying TD's. Just saw Smugahan win after he shoud've lost.

things r going south but t(51)t forever.

hah i really have to admire shanahan's douchebaggery there - classic

The only thing that could have made Shanahan happier would have been for Al Davis to drop dead on the spot.

all questioning his mortality and whatnot :[

aw. he seems like a good kid.

OMG BROWNIE REMEMBER WHEN THE BROWNS SCORED 51 POINTS TO BEAT THE BENGALS?? OMGOMGOMG!

YES KELLY HOLCOMG YOU ARE A TREAT AND BILLS BACKUP QB

haha Cris Collinsworth: "Okay, by our count--and don't take our word for it cause we used to get hit in the head for a living."

:-/

QB KONTRAVERSY IN BUFFALO.

haha i caught some of football night earlier - it is so ineptly produced! i turned it on in the middle of costas saying "what's the DEAAAL with the SAAAAAINTS" all like jerry seinfeld, tiki is unbearable, i kinda do luv collinsworth tho~

wait holcomb plays for the Vikings :/

yeah brownie our backup is Trent Edwards.

once they leave cleveland they are dead to me

Collinsworth is smartish and a total jerk which makes for good tv sometimes. I kind of hate him, though.

mr snrub om

collinsworth is ok. I hated him because he was a ben-gal but whatever now that i'm pretty drunk

I've always hated Collinsworth. I'd rather watch Terry Bradshaw eat peanuts for 3 hours than endure more than one Collinsworth segment per week.

no, Bradshaw is the absolute worst. such a weirdo.

faith hill makes me sad, guys.

Madden: "I tell you what, give me Tom Brady and I wouldn't need any cameras either."

patriots have scored. reference to cameras = 43.

o god xpost

Dear Chargers front office:

I've figured it out. Those white helmets = teh suck. Pull the dark ones back out of storage, plz.

Why is someone's 8th-grade notebook art decorating the 50 yard line at Foxboro?

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

WHY ARE THE PATRIOTS SO FUCKING GOOD/WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH PHILIP RIVERS/GRRRRRRRR!

This game is hurting my feelings. MY FEELINGS!

I repeat - Pats 16-0

they're playing the Bills next week. ;_;

I can't wait :)

it's going to be a really boring game, dude.

NO WAI - the Buffalo game will allow us to get a much better look at the Pats' third string

god, everything's the worst.

Ha! Sore losers

Hey did anyone notice that Norv = Principal Seymour Skinner?

LOL I WAS ENTERTAINED FOR EVERY MILLISECOND OF THAT GAME

RANDY MOSS FOR COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YEAR, MVP, COACH OF THE YEAR AND DPOY

OTM 8080 PATZ RUEL !!!!

SPYING IS TEH BEST

(I was sort of entertained by the running is-Belichick-cheating-cam throughout the game, but otherwise EVERYTHING IS THE WORST.)

WHINY RUNNING UP A HILL GUY 1.9 YARDS PER CARRY

I wish Belichick's powers could be tapped for good, like finding Osama bin Laden.

IF THEYRE GONNA MENTION THIS BULLSHIT SCANDAL THEY SHOULD AT LEAST SHOW SOME RESPECT AND CALL IT SPYING NOT CHEATING FFS

ALSO LOLO OJ

T. Brady 25/31 279 9.0 3 1
R. Moss 8 105 13.1 2 24
ME :)

they hugged pretty hard after the second Moss TD. Brady bounced back a little on impact. bc he's a wuss.

brady is so boring NFL gameday cut away from his postgame in midsentence

we're a team team team team, we're just a team, team team te THAT WAS TOM BRADY AFTER LEADING HIS TEAM BLAH BLAH

naw brady used the post-game on nbc to show how "street" he is to his team, ie. "i don't care what anybody says," blah blah blah. dude is no vick, that's for sure*.

*ja that was for cankles

<i>I wish Belichick's powers could be tapped for good, like finding Osama bin Laden.</i>

LOL :)

the constant cuts to sideline cameras was pretty funny too

it's 37 degrees at foxboro
Madden: "Well, that's fall!"

IF THEYRE GONNA MENTION THIS BULLSHIT SCANDAL THEY SHOULD AT LEAST SHOW SOME RESPECT AND CALL IT SPYING NOT CHEATING FFS[

Frankly the whole thing's just bizarre. Like, stealing signals is a time-honored and rule-protected tradition if you do it binocularly from teh booth, but BY NO MEANS may any team use teh cameraz THAT WOULD BE WRONG.

I liked the signal-jammer sensors more. The visitor-headset-transmission-blocking-in-critical-situations strikes me as much more scandalous.

Patriots did very well, too bad all their victories are TAINTED BY CHEATING 4EVA (also retroactively)

LIONS

KITNA IS GOD

or at least ...: dude really believes in god! well, whatever. at least the religious freak is the first legitimate QB to don the Honolulu blue in a decade....

the first legitimate QB to don the Honolulu blue in a decade....

You mean since...

http://www2.jsonline.com:80/packer/arc/image/1216/whitesak1216.jpg

LDT was crying in the post-game interviews!

Something tells me that this isn't the Chargers' year.

that something was me three weeks ago, you rube!

Cincy - defense looked pretty good, but like usual their special teams blew and they seem to make mistakes at bad times. They got jobbed on a couple of calls last year, especially that one in the Tampa game, so they were due to get a bad call go their way. The refs gave B-more a make up call that gave them first down and goal to go, so I don't think they have much to cry about.

B-more - Their offensive line looked pretty bad. I don't think McNair is that great anymore, but they seemed to be getting to him pretty quick. Ed Reed is a freak and I don't figure why the Ravens don't try to somehow use him some on offense. Same goes with BJ Sams, that guy can flat out fly. I don't get on such a lame offensive club they don't try and get those guys the ball at least once or twice a game.

Green Bay - I think this is the best defense they have had since back when they had Reggie White. Their d-line is really good. The offense doesn't seem to be that hot, but their o-line is young, so maybe they will improve.

Philly - They look OK on both sides of the ball. I can't tell quite how good their D will be until they play a team that can light it up. The Eagles need to not be afraid of running the ball a bit more.

Indy - They looked pretty good. I will have to see the defense keep it up. The Titans are going to try and run the ball a bunch, so this could be a good test.

Saints - I somehow don't think their defense is quite as bad as it looked. Bree's should also be able to get the ball down field a bit more going forward. I still figure they will slide back.

Cowboys- Their D was making the same mistakes that they did down the stretch, good for them that the Giants were even making more. I will have to see them play a couple more times before thinking that offense is that good.

Giants - Their offense looked OK, even with the injuries. Their pass defense was total crap. I don't see them as much of a factor.

SD/Bears - This game put me to sleep. I watched the kickoff, first series and the last minute or two.

Arizona/49ers - I didn't watch much of this one, but both teams seemed to get a penalty about every other play. 49ers defense looks like it might be decent. The Cards o-line is sub-standard.

^this is all pretty otm btw, i wrote a bunch of shit about TEAMZ but my browser crashed and it is forever lost in the mists of stupidity.

i only saw 2 games today (falcz&patz) plus the 4th quarter of the CLEEEEVELAND MIRACLE. not that many really good looking teams at this point - NE, Indy, Pitt and Green Bay (by NFC standards, obv) the GB defense is nasty as hell, but i could see the offense being a liability down the stretch, tho not as much as it is for Chicago, shd make for an interesting matchup. also i love that detroit is undefeated right now, nfc north is like last year's nfc east (nfc south = last year's nfc west)

cinci is like the golden state of football, they can only beat you one way and it depends on how hot they're shooting on any given night. that d-line was getting WRECKED by cleveland's line, which is prob why the jamal lewis of 4 years ago decided to make an appearance~

i feel realllllly bad for LT. i felt bad for him in january too. it's pretty easy to root against the chargers (norv, aj smith, merriman all pretty obnoxious) but it is kinda heartbreaking to see LT humiliated like that.

oh fuck dont feel bad for tomlinson hes such a little bitch. he whines abt dancing he pimps his small town wholesomeness at every turn he cries after the second game of the season he brags abt running up a hill - ffs man up mvp.

lol ur right, i guess i am just a sucker for a crying hick ;_;

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

yeah, chargers looked lost. it really looked like one of this weekend's many lopsided ncaa whuppins.

LOL COLLEGE

college footbal, what is it for

lmbo that chargers front 7 looked pretty buttsy, idk if jamal williams gettin gimped up is the main reason for that or what. also that's two weeks in a row that brady's had flawless protection, he had enough time back there to make a medicine ball out of rubber bands. this isnt a big deal against the shitass jets, but the chargers are supposed to have a decent passrush~~

Browns/Bengals --- WTF???????? Marvin, what the hell happened to that D that played against the Ravens? I was not feeling that hot, so I fell asleep and missed the game and didn't see the score until the fourth quarter. I swear I thought I had come out the other side of the Twilight Zone. I have to wonder if Marino is the last QB to throw 6 TDs and lose?

I swear Jamal Lewis has about 10000 yards rushing against the Bengals. He lit Cinci up a few of times in B-more for some sick yardage including that one crazy game where Lewis and Corey Dillon combined for about 500 yards rushing.

I kind of like Detroit, but there is no way in hell I could pick them on the road unless they were playing Notre Dame. I don't think they have won but like a half dozen road games on the road in the past twelve years. I can live with myself missing that pick.

Same goes true for the Texans. They have not won squat and they were on the road.

The Rams have been disappointing. I figured they would do a bit better, as they played well in the first half of last year and then got hurt. The Rams are just not putting the ball in the end zone.

the BEARS are in trouble, yo! they will make the playoffs and rexy will have enough security for there to be some sort of qb controversy next year when everyone in the 312/773/630/815 knows they need to grab someone better, like jim miller or something.

i love these new pats, tom brady won me the last two weeks by his DAMN SELF (fuk u steven jackson, lee evans)

I hope Lovie is watching Andre Woodson's U of K game footage. Bears need to grab him in round 1.

Where the hell did steven jackson go?

omg flying dawkins

apparently we can just send him our FAN ART and he will display it for the tv

I KNOW I SAW IT WAS AWESOME DID U C TEH GAY FAN ART WE SHOULD MAKE SUM AND SEND IT TO HIM

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

SRSLY WE HAVE SO SO MANY PHOTOSHOPS TO SEND HIM

HE WILL FINANCE OUR PUB 'THE FLYING DAWKINS' AFTER HE SEES OUR PICTURES Y/N

omar has my team. I played Lee Evans instead of Braylon Edwards. SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEAR AT THE TIME.

i don't have a tv now so am listening to redskins radio - this is hilarious. we could go back to temp hall and watch the no sound tv and bring a radio (redskins games only of course)

sonny jergenson and the other guy are talking about how awful philly fans are and the philly salute ("you mean half a peace sign?") and how the last time the skins mascot came up to philly they broke the guy's leg??

what happened w/flying dawkins?

They did a feature on Dawkins about how he identifies with superheroes, but especially Wolverine. People send him fan art and they totally showed the famous "Flying Dawkins" clip in a montage.

vikings/lions was such a miserable football game. the commish should have stopped it in the 4th quarter, said youse guys are embarrassing the league and awarded two losses.

lol dar1a that is a v sad story. i am sure the schef would let you watch her free cable!

also lols @ philly fans

oh i just remembered dawkins plays for philly, i thought they just had nothing better to talk about :)

that is always basically a concern with mnf

also y ppl can watch my free cable! but i only have two chairs and no couch right now so we'd have to rotate the "who sits on the floor" thing i think. i will get a couch soon and have all these football gatherings!

also won't someone create for me a dawkins-reche photoshop?

brb

Emerson Lake & Palmer in a Dr. Pepper ad is still pretty weird.

An oldie:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/aldavis-reche.jpg

Wait a minute, is that Dawkins climbing up Al Davis' jacket?

sonny jergenson sez.. "it's the national fieldgoal league"

is this as boring on tv? probably

Yah, it's not exciting anyway.

solid leee

wtf

YAY

I always forget how much I like Charles Barkley when he gets on a roll.

Dawkins is drowning in Al's drink! While Reche can only look on in horror!!

Charles is such a pleasant dude to listen to.

D:

DAWKINS DOWN

DAWKINS TO DRESSINGROOM ;_;

Neck injury? They never came back to that story. :(

HOORAY REDSKINS

sorry about brian dawkins though!!

ha! me and my buddies were counting the unwarranted boos showering down from the decks of the linc...though there were a few waranted boos, too.

c'mon...that was a pretty touchdown pass, huh?

who the fuck calls it u of k? it's uk, dude.