We don't need to make any dramastic changes to what we're doin' WEEK THREE MUMBO JUMBO

FREE JARED LORENZEN

6-10 last week (20-12 overall)

19-13

20-12 overall

anyway, here is the list of teams now in save-the-season mode and what they're up against this week:

Eagles - Lions
Raiders - Browns (amazingly not the garbge matchup of the week, go browns!)
Jets - Dolphins (garbage matchup of the week)
Chiefs - Vikings
Saints - Titans
Rams - @ Bucs
Falcons - Panthers
Bills @ Pats (oh noes)

Sunday, Sep. 23
Arizona vs Baltimore → BAL
Buffalo vs New England → PATS
Detroit vs Philadelphia → DET? Looks that way.
Indianapolis vs Houston → IND (was tempted to go with HOU in a shocker, but Johnson's knee if fucked)
Miami vs N.Y. Jets → Ugh, who knows. NYJ?
Minnesota vs Kansas City → MIN
San Diego vs Green Bay → GB
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh → PIT
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay → TB
Cincinnati vs Seattle → CIN
Cleveland vs Oakland → CLE
Jacksonville vs Denver → DEN
Carolina vs Atlanta → CAR
N.Y. Giants vs Washington → WAS
Dallas vs Chicago → DAL

Monday, Sep. 24
Tennessee vs New Orleans → TEN

Ravens
Pats
Eagles
Colts
Jets
Vikes
Packers
Steelers
Bucs
Bengals
Browns
Broncos
Panthers
Giants (I can't start thinking about going 0-3. Fuck it.)
Cowboys

Saints (Finally bring a game face? Please?)

fag

i mean, titans whatever

Sunday, Sep. 23
Arizona vs Baltimore → ARI
Buffalo vs New England → PATS
Detroit vs Philadelphia → DET
Indianapolis vs Houston → IND
Miami vs N.Y. Jets → MIA
Minnesota vs Kansas City → MIN
San Diego vs Green Bay → SD
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh → PIT
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay → TB
Cincinnati vs Seattle → CIN
Cleveland vs Oakland → OAK
Jacksonville vs Denver → JAX
Carolina vs Atlanta → CAR
N.Y. Giants vs Washington → NYG
Dallas vs Chicago → DAL

Monday, Sep. 24
Tennessee vs New Orleans → TEN

i like those little arrow things.

Sunday, Sep. 23
Arizona vs Baltimore → ARI
Buffalo vs New England → PATS
Detroit vs Philadelphia → DET
Indianapolis vs Houston → IND
Miami vs N.Y. Jets → MIA
Minnesota vs Kansas City → MIN
San Diego vs Green Bay → SD (uhhhhhhh...)
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh → PIT
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay → TB
Cincinnati vs Seattle → CIN
Cleveland vs Oakland → CLEVELAND
Jacksonville vs Denver → Denver
Carolina vs Atlanta → CAR
N.Y. Giants vs Washington → WASHINGTOWN
Dallas vs Chicago → DAL

Monday, Sep. 24
Tennessee vs New Orleans → NEW ORLEANS

schefter and terrell davis just nailed the coffin shut on the giants' season. boo hoo hoo. they're right, we have no D at all. Still, fuck it.

it's pretty cute that the nyfg are 'we' to you

MIA @ NYJ - jets
SD @ GB - okay this is hard, i give SD the slight edge~~~
SF @ PIT - uhhh
BUF @ NE - ^^^
MIN @ KC - min i guess
DET @ PHI - philly
STL @ TB - tb mb
ARI @ BAL - baltisnore @_@
IND @ HOU - indy cmon dude dont even go there
JAC @ DEN - this is gonna suck, who even gives a flying dick about these dudes
CLE @ OAK - this on the other hand will be awesome; oakland
CIN @ SEA - i have no idea how the seattle offense has been playing so uh cinci i guess
CAR @ ATL - car but it wouldnt surprise me if atl won (okay it would a little)
NYG @ WAS - fukk the skins
DAL @ CHI - fukk all of these dudes i hope they both lose (chicago wins btw)
TEN @ NO - NO, it's the home opener dogg

ya those arrows are tyte i feel like such a fucken rube now

how could you possibly pick the jets?

cuz they're marginally better than the dolphins

jets are at "home"
dolphins are "crap"

no wai. and i hate the dolphins. but the jets are terrrrrrrrible this year.

xpost lol jets are at "home" CALLED GIANTS STADIUM

continuing this from W2 thread (man if only there was some kind of rolling thread)

The Rams have been disappointing. I figured they would do a bit better, as they played well in the first half of last year and then got hurt. The Rams are just not putting the ball in the end zone.

the rams were an interesting team 2 me 2 and i thought they might do something this year, but they were fucked as soon as pace went down. bulger can't even complete a five step drop now, which is kryptonite for that offense

uh dogg have u peeped the fins this year? they are two shitty teams but one is mb less shitty than the other and also happens 2 b playing at home, idk i think that is pretty solid rationale~

Jets can actually complete some passes.

"some"

washington injuns

is anyone else wayyy more fascinated by the bucs winning than the saints losing? i was sorta afraid of this, i could envision garcia and gruden meshing really well (yes homo) and maybe the defense getting its shit together slightly, this could be a 7 or 8 win team which is astounding to me

also kind of astounding - brees & garcia threw for abt the same number of yards but garcia was 10/16 while brees had something like 44 attempts. isnt grudens offense like based entirely on throwing into the flat??? i just thot that was weird~~

homo

21-11 in pick em.
And I steal your arrows.

Arizona vs Baltimore → Ravens, but a pair of TDs slip through OH NO
Buffalo vs New England → New England scores 69 points on purpose
Detroit vs Philadelphia → Detroit, Kitna with 300+ yards or a neck brace
Indianapolis vs Houston → Indy, but it's not a blowout
Miami vs N.Y. Jets → Miami by default
Minnesota vs Kansas City → Minnesota; Kansas City is in trouble
San Diego vs Green Bay → Green Bay is the upset pick; I want to pick bolts but I haven't seen anything in the last two games that suggests I should... GOOD TIMES
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh → Pitty Sing
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay → The other Saints get back on track
Cincinnati vs Seattle → Cincinnati
Cleveland vs Oakland → Oaktown 3-5-7, playing less over their heads than Cleveland
Jacksonville vs Denver → Don't know, don't much care... let's say jacksonville? No, Denver. Okay, neither.
Carolina vs Atlanta → Carolina; anybody want to guess what week Atlanta wins?
N.Y. Giants vs Washington → Washington and the FIRE COUGHLIN chants start today
Dallas vs Chicago → Dallas; I pick over on Sexy Rexy with two picks
Tennessee vs New Orleans → Gut pick with hometown boys, how bout some tennessee ti'aaaaaaaaaanz

By the time Jeff Fisher finally hangs his hat, he'll be up there with longest-tenured coaches surely. He just another 4 yr extension or something, iirc.

lol @ everyone pickin' ten

hay guys they're kind of a shitty team just fyi~

Vince gets time to decide if he wants to run or throw. Brees gets grass in his mouth.

Got one more win and a defense that stopped about three fewer touchdowns per game than kind of a shitty team number 2.
LOL NUMBER 2 SEE WHAT I DID THERE

http://www.thehogs.net/forum/images4board/camp/IMG_0566.jpg

hahaha Belichick on next week's game: "Buffalo presents some unique challenges."

;_;

Tirico: If one of two guys caught a punt last week, the Eagles win that game.
Barkley: If I didn't eat so much, I wouldn't be fat!

can we rename the board i love charles barkley

also kind of astounding - brees & garcia threw for abt the same number of yards but garcia was 10/16 while brees had something like 44 attempts. isnt grudens offense like based entirely on throwing into the flat??? i just thot that was weird~~

Joey Galloway YAC

What's just as wacky is Brees didn't start completing passes until the second half. All I saw are the stats though, don't know what was going on unless the Aints just kinda figured out that there will be no running game.

haha :( i feel like i should apologize or something. hey you never know with division games!!!!!

oh yeah i forgot, joey. okay it all fits now~~

no, it was nice of Belichick to say that shit with a straight face. also, I am taking a page out of brownie's book and predicting a Buffalol win.

ahahahaha Barkley is always awesome on MNF. last year he talked about how he never played football because "I'm not dumb" and he didn't want to end up braindead and all the while Theismann's in the booth and Tirico and Kornheiser are trying not to look at him and it's so awkward and amazing.

Arizona vs Baltimore - Baltimore
Buffalo vs New England - Buffalo (UNIQUE CHALLENGES!!!)
Detroit vs Philadelphia - Detroit, I guess. I might decide to be a Lions fan this year during the playoffs if they end up making it.
Indianapolis vs Houston - Colts
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - wow it's always a barnburner when these two get together. Jets
Minnesota vs Kansas City - Vikings
San Diego vs Green Bay - Chargers
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - Steelers. If I don't root for the Lions in the playoffs, I will root for the Steelers and their hot, hot coach.
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - TB
Cincinnati vs Seattle - Bengals
Cleveland vs Oakland - go Browns!!!
Jacksonville vs Denver - Jacksonville
Carolina vs Atlanta - Panthers
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - Giants
Dallas vs Chicago - Dallas
Tennessee vs New Orleans - Saints

i'm giving up on picking anything this year

U MUST!

"unique challenges" sounds like a 2002 techstep album

JAURON & LOSMAN PRESENT

UNIQUE CHALLENGES

A DRUM AND BASS MIX

over/under on the score of the cin-sea game?

if it's in the 80s or below OVER.

i'm starting deion branch this week in fantasy if he doesnt have 80+ yds and 2 tds ;_;

Arizona vs Baltimore - AZ bandwagon starts here
Buffalo vs New England - NE (UNIQUE CHEATING CHALLENGES AMIRITE)
Detroit vs Philadelphia - Detroit has to lose at least one this year
Indianapolis vs Houston - Colts
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - Jets could've won last week, they will not be denied this week.
Minnesota vs Kansas City - Vikings
San Diego vs Green Bay - Packers. There is nothing wrong with the Charger helmets. It's the pants, stupid.
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - Steelers. ugh. Steelers are notorious for their slow starts. Not this year with a schedule like CLE, BUF, 48ers.
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - TB
Cincinnati vs Seattle - Seahawks.
Cleveland vs Oakland - With Steinbach and Joe Thomas on the left side of the line, with Winslow, Jurevicious and Edwards as receivers and Lewis at running back this team will win and win again.
Jacksonville vs Denver - Denver eeks out another smugfest.
Carolina vs Atlanta - Falcons come together.
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - Giants
Dallas vs Chicago - Bears D wins this game
Tennessee vs New Orleans - Saints

Arizona vs Baltimore - Bal'mer
Buffalo vs New England - Cheaters
Detroit vs Philadelphia - Detroit, hopefully.
Indianapolis vs Houston - Houston in a shockah.
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - J-E-T-S
Minnesota vs Kansas City - Chiefsies
San Diego vs Green Bay - Angry Chargers
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - Steelerz
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - Angry Rams
Cincinnati vs Seattle - Seattles
Cleveland vs Oakland - go Browns!!!
Jacksonville vs Denver - Jacksonville, Florida
Carolina vs Atlanta - Panther Cats
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - Washingtown
Dallas vs Chicago - Chicago, with game MVP Rex Harrison
Tennessee vs New Orleans - Titans!

Arizona vs Baltimore - whoever wins, everyone loses. i guess b-more
Buffalo vs New England - ugh, new england
Detroit vs Philadelphia - philly can't possibly go 0-3???
Indianapolis vs Houston - peyton manning
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - jets
Minnesota vs Kansas City - vikings
San Diego vs Green Bay - cryingonthefield.jpg vs havin' a lot of fun, i'm going with the pack
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - steelers
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - i don't give a shit! srsly! both of these teams should just be fired. but i guess i'll pick tb
Cincinnati vs Seattle - final score: 73-69, cincy
Cleveland vs Oakland - i guess the browns
Jacksonville vs Denver - denver
Carolina vs Atlanta - carolina
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - giants
Dallas vs Chicago - dallas
Tennessee vs New Orleans - tennessee

i pick the awesome new england spys to win everything suck it up lol

you know, I'm afraid that might be true. they look fucking indestructible. can it just be next season already?

yeah that is pretty much as good as a team can play - unless somehow san diego just secretly sux.

i am on record all over this place as saying i don't think san diego is as good as pplz think they are! this is not to go against the patriots terrific play of the other night but i don't think the pats are THAT much better than they normally are, and in fact we do this every season so i don't know why i'm pointing this out.

they are this much [------------] better than they looked last year because of randy moss, basically is what i'm thinking here.

yeah, Randy Moss is pretty much what's scaring me.

SCARY

also brady is on some robotic precision shit right now.

yeah, it kills me (KILLS ME) to say it, but he looks amazing. I mean, not his fucking face, but the way he's playing. goddammit.

he needs to get his goal bonuses so he can pay for his babies

wasn't it tom brady that was on the family guy?

also this is so gay
http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/i/Tom_Brady_Stetson.jpg

yeah you guys might want to give a love to adalious thomas too. and think abt this: richard seymour and rodney harrison havent played yet - but they will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmdRR-gn6Fo

xpost so?

gay dude has 80% complete passes so far

lololol I was bitching about the NE-Chargers game and the fact that the Bills have to play NE next week to my little sister Sunday night and apropos of nothing was like, "remember when Brady impregnated 9 out of 10 women in a 25 mile radius? I hate that douche." sometimes the hate is all I have.

don't make me search the archives for basically identical posts from last year, dudes!

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/07/06/0626_lunardesign/image/6_i-robot.jpg

L-R Brady, Moss

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKtLtmKR4Pw

HEY JHOSH DID U MAKES THIS YOUTUBE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI

oh my god

guys

i have found something so important that it is getting its own thread

hunky?

40+ yr old white woman made this without a doubt.

or a 13 yr old white girl from new hampshire.

omg tom brady youtube search is priceless

hawkclaw2000 otm

you guys are telling me youve never seen that before? not possible.

adalius thomas is the better free agent acquisition because he will be harder to shut down. Eventually the pats will play a team that brings some kind of pass rush and that will make it interesting. unfortunately this doesn't look like it will happen until week 8 or 9 at the earliest. Right now they appear to have one of the weakest schedules in the league.

Any quarterback can complete 80% when their O-line is standing around with nothing to do on every passing down.

are you talking about the brady song? i've seen that like 100x. BUT the bestest one of those is the ron mexico one.

there is a reason there o-line is standing around: it is because they are so much better than everyone.

Last night's game would have maybe played out quite differently if the Chargers' RT hadn't gone down in the first three minutes. Their protection was falling apart at the seams. Plus Norv is a moron.

yeah ok that what i thought xp

no way they're surviving @ind, @balt, v. pit undefeated

I'm rooting for the redskins to take them apart at this point. Any port in a storm.

The Chargers lost 3 games last year, and all three of them they should have won. They retained everyone from that team except old Donnie Edwards. Their coaching maybe sucks (so far, so bad), but it is borderline ludicrous to say they aren't a good team.

well shit I could have sworn the Giants were a good team too but oh hey look at that it's Hubert J. Farnsworth in charge.

i didn't say they weren't a good team, i said they were an overrated team. you might note there is a vast world of difference between the two statements.

and also yeah tom otm btw.

you know who else is a good team is the chicago bears, they have good coaching and a great defense oh hey look it's Charly from Flowers For Algernon behind center.

lol flowers for algernon whut

SEX CANNON

Haha you thought the Giants were a good team.

Don't mind me, I am just depressed about my team getting walloped.

we all are, except jhosh and lk.

I was seriously in a major funk Sunday night. I kept saying, "everything's the worst" and "all is ruin."

some channel like TCM or AMC or some such >250 cable network was showing "Charly" on sunday so I kept flipping to it during commercials because I had already seen the Dr. Who episode that was on and I realized Rex Grossman is Charly. They are all like hey Rex come on work this offense, you're so smart! Then he does it and they're all amazed. Then it's the end of the season and the mouse is dead and Rex is all "wud you put some flowrs on algernon's grave in the bak yard" right before he goes on to commit eleventy-three fumbles in the supra bowel.

but wait why did rex have a mouse to begin with

the mouse is rex's brother-in-law

I wonder if the Chargers would have played better if LDT had played some in the preseason.

peter king to thread.

peter king to retirement more like

zing zang zong.

i actually like his writing fine enough.

we all are, except jhosh and lk

wait, I hate Belichick. I thnk you have me confused with a fairweather fan named cankles.

you're team didn't get walloped, is what she meant

SHE OTM then

yes that is what i meant, you are a man with a team, a team that is playing well, unlike the rest of us

:D

it's like a dream.

a midsummer night's browns

i've just done some calculations and the browns have not been eliminated from playoff contention

best week ever

aw!

Map of 2008 Super Bowl:

Blue = New England
Red = San Francisco
Green = John Cougar Mellencamp

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5209/e1972ecmapcs5.gif

I'm not happy with this, but I'm realistic.

fear and loathing

o_0

http://www.multied.com/elections/elects/1960.gif

Red = Giants
Blue = Buffalo
Black = Scott Norwood

haha

Haha you thought the Giants were a good team.

Don't mind me, I am just depressed about my team getting walloped.

-- polyphonic, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 5:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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we all are, except jhosh and lk.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, September 18, 2007 5:48 PM (2 hours ago)

yeah, i'm not depressed either!

Last night Tom Jackson was the only guy who picked the Redskins and everyone gave him shit for it.

Not to be purposely contrary, but Wes Welker is equally fuckin' scary as Moss. It's the combo of the two, not just Moss, that's fuckin' shit up.

yeah, it's kind of funny that donte stallworth is like an afterthought, at least to hear it told on the tv.

He's not been as flashy as either Wes or Randy, but he's gonna have a three td game before years end.
Honestly, one of them needs an injury to make the playoffs fair and (though i'm certainly not wishing it on anyone) given NFL play, it's awful likely that's what's gonna happen.

i would still give him shit for it, the redskins are buttsy

some channel like TCM or AMC or some such >250 cable network was showing "Charly" on sunday so I kept flipping to it during commercials because I had already seen the Dr. Who episode that was on and I realized Rex Grossman is Charly. They are all like hey Rex come on work this offense, you're so smart! Then he does it and they're all amazed. Then it's the end of the season and the mouse is dead and Rex is all "wud you put some flowrs on algernon's grave in the bak yard" right before he goes on to commit eleventy-three fumbles in the supra bowel.

it is so agonizing to me that i cant add this to the faq

stallworth's ALWAYS been an afterthought, he's just like a slightly better version of ashley lelie and he's hurt all the time anyway, i wasnt expecting anything special from him this year~

how on earth are the Patriots below the salary cap? does Bill do the books as well?

btw, Byron Leftwich is now a falcon

for the next two years.

I say right now he plays nine games before getting hurt. Maybe eight.

seriously can people put a little bit of a moratorium on jizzing all over the patriot's stealth bomber squadron until after they play a team with any pass rush at all? please?

i didnt really think it would happen, i just thought ppl were mentioning the falcons wrt his name cuz it's such an obvious need. they're gonna be pretty disappointed if it's part of their plan to get black fans back into the georgia dome~

byron left-wish

I swear to god this was on a GIS for "stealth bomber belichick"

a sign? yes

http://home.neo.rr.com/cantonbbackers/elf2.gif

why is brownie in falcons colors

Not to be purposely contrary, but Wes Welker is equally fuckin' scary as Moss.

But it's Moss who sets up Welker for glory. Welker is there to make 'em pay for doubling Moss (cf. Watson, Benjamin).

Moss is there to make 'em pay for not doubling Moss.

brownie, like cankles = fairweather fan

how dare u sir

idk brownie looks like a pretty chill dude, perhaps fairweather fan = awesome bro~

THE BROWNS ARE OUR ONLY HOPE AGAINST OUR EVIL OVERLOARDS

buttsy?

accusing someone of being a fairweather fan for liking the falcons is not really the kind of fairweather fan i've ever considered existing btw.

"i only like it when my teams are in utter disrepair, falling apart, hopeless, a complete trainwreck" lol actually that sounds like brownie!

AMIRITE HUH!

He's not been as flashy as either Wes or Randy, but he's gonna have a three td game before years end.

During which he will tear a hamstring and land hisself on the DL for the rest of the season.

accusing someone of being a fairweather fan for liking the falcons is not really the kind of fairweather fan i've ever considered existing btw.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, September 18, 2007 9:33 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a real falcons fan wouldn't be gay for brady and moss!

that's like saying a real giants fan wouldn't start threads about licking carson palmer or a real bills fan wouldn't think mike tomlin is cuet! you are a ridiculous man.

oh lawd.

this is a silly debate, but I don't really think Ade is gay for Brady.

naw the fairweather fan stuff is silly, but the brady gayness is 100% SERIOUS!!!!

you're not making any sense, dude.

off topic: quote from student tasered by campus police while asking kerry abt possible bush impeachment "Don't Tase me, bro,"

I saw that shit! That was bonkers, especially how Kerry was telling the cops to let him answer the question! WTF campus police and the taser madness

WTF bros and the taser madness

apparently he had a history of prankiness - so cops were probably just lol zing you know

mex, you don't think Welker is a weapon by his lonesome? I was impressed as hell with the flashes I saw of him last year. I think he's underrated.

omg how did I miss Georten Blandersen being signed by the Falcons. this is the real news ILNLF doesn't want you to read

well, i am not gay for the brady cult of personality and the whole wish fulfillment deification thing that sports hacks have built around him, nor am i totally stoked by his increasing bro-ishness. but i am pretty gay for the fact that he is a totes awesome player and is in ur base killin ur chargers.

oh man i meant to make a MORT thread, thank u browniez

omg thank u 4 alerting me to DONT TASE ME BRO, TYPICAL FUCKIN COPS, WHERE'S YOUR AMERIKKKA NOW

i only like it when my teams are in utter disrepair, falling apart, hopeless, a complete trainwreck lol actually that sounds like brownie!

TASE SCHEF

From the "I Support UPD (aka not Andrew Meyer" group on facebook:

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v122/58/114/1104510129/n1104510129_30019115_8830.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v122/58/114/1104510129/n1104510129_30019114_8367.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v121/108/50/18721286/n18721286_32458141_340.jpg

Damn.They tasered Andrew Meyer like he was Rodney! Now they kno how we feel

lol yammerin some bullsquid about skull and bones, imo the police showed remarkable restrain not shooting him

http://i19.tinypic.com/5yvvrwh.jpg

i love where he asked kerry DID YOU READ THIS BOOK DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ like he's illiterate or something, how do you manage to make john kerry seem sympathetic

lolol jhboyim

DON'T TAZE ME, BRO T-SHIRTS

http://www.cafepress.com/bobmccarty.171381558

oh yeah I'm gonna give my money to that fuck

who the shit is bob mccarty, besides a dude who cannot design t-shirts

he's the guy what thunk up "AL-GORE-ZEERA"

a true patriot IOW~

you forgot NOBAMA.

mex, you don't think Welker is a weapon by his lonesome? I was impressed as hell with the flashes I saw of him last year. I think he's underrated

No disrespect intended. He's badass. I'm just sayin', as with most of these things, it's the right guy in the right system. Give him to, say, SF or BUF and he's not quite the same weapon.

brandon stokely to thread.

omfg @ the 'stand with israel' one at the bottom, as if we haven't endured enough.

that was re: bob mccarty bullshit. I am psyched that Byron is back ^_^

DID NO ONE HERE NOTICE THAT THE COMMENT THAT JOREL RESPONDED TO THAT I POSTED WAS, IN FACT, IN REFERENCE TO BROWNIE AND NOT ANYONE ON THIS BOARD??

LAWDY LAWDY U PPL

my jokes...they just aren't appreciated anymore...

oh by Brownie I thought you meant me

but why?

Although I like to think the real Brownie lurks here

because tom asked why brownie, the elf fairy creature, was wearing a falcons uniform and then someone called him a fairweather fan.

NEVER MIND.

by "here" I mean inside our hearts

the real Brownie is also known as ILX System

Sunday, Sep. 23
Arizona vs Baltimore → 'zona
Buffalo vs New England → PATS
Detroit vs Philadelphia → philly. detroit reverts to form, "they are who we thought they were", etc.
Indianapolis vs Houston → texans.
Miami vs N.Y. Jets → j-e-s-t-s jests, jests, JESTS.
Minnesota vs Kansas City → minnesota. kc is lucky they don't have appalachian state on their schedule or else this year could be real embarrassing.
San Diego vs Green Bay → chargers. favre is due for one of those patented "6 interception throwing off his back foot because he's sick of getting hit" games.
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh → pittsburgers.
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay → tampa. why the fuck did they name the team after the water?
Cincinnati vs Seattle → seattle
Cleveland vs Oakland → clevo
Jacksonville vs Denver → denver
Carolina vs Atlanta → carolinus
N.Y. Giants vs Washington → i'd like to predict a tie but instead i predict warshngton.
Dallas vs Chicago → dallas. bears offense is beyond fugly at this point.

Monday, Sep. 24
Tennessee vs New Orleans → tennessee

omg someone should hack the ilx system acct and put brownie's picture in the about me page!!!

If Andre Johnson isn't going to play, I'll take the Colts instead of the Texans.

Int'l Talk Like A Pirate Day lifts Bucs and Raiders to victory this week.

I'll get the rest in eventually, work is a little hectic...

Can't decide until I read all the http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gifs. They're so informative!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAdJ04S4EKU

Arizona vs Baltimore - Bodymore
Buffalo vs New England - Pats
Detroit vs Philadelphia - I have no idea here. Philly's offense looks out of sync. Detriot.
Indianapolis vs Houston - Who would have thought this would be a marquee game. A lot closer than people think. Colts.
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - Two bad teams. Ronnie Brown can't do anything behind that awful line and Trent Green is due for another concussion. Jets.
Minnesota vs Kansas City - KC is bad, bad, bad. Minnesota.
San Diego vs Green Bay - I agree people over-rate SD talent. The secondary is average and Brett Farve will have fun. GB. Out there pick of the week. Besides, I like the GB defense.
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - Who is that brown eyed handsome man? Mike Tomlin of course. Pitt.
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - Tampa.
Cincinnati vs Seattle - The Bengals defense looked good because Baltimore's offense is terrible. While Seattle won't get 51 they'll get enough to win. Hawks.
Cleveland vs Oakland - Browns won't score a million points this week. I hate to say it, but Oakland's first win. Sorry brownie....
Jacksonville vs Denver - Jacksonville.
Carolina vs Atlanta - Panthers
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - Skins.
Dallas vs Chicago - Dallas.
Tennessee vs New Orleans - NO

BAN LEAVETHECAPITAL

I know, I know, you hate black and gold people. LOL.

Arizona vs Baltimore - arizona will mess the ravens up, son!
Buffalo vs New England - patriots
Detroit vs Philadelphia - detroit will murder philly
Indianapolis vs Houston - no AJ, no hope for houston
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - jets
Minnesota vs Kansas City - minn
San Diego vs Green Bay - no way LT doesn't bust out and run for 200 yds and 2 scores
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - pittsburgh
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - st louis
Cincinnati vs Seattle - seattle will eke one out
Cleveland vs Oakland - no way oakland wins.
Jacksonville vs Denver - denver
Carolina vs Atlanta - carolina
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - wash
Dallas vs Chicago - i hate the cowbois but I think they'll take this one and rex will pee himself
Tennessee vs New Orleans - tenn

i don't see lt having his breakout week this week. green bay has a pretty stout defense.

can I just say that the word "dramastic" has not gotten old for me? ilu, Eli!

aHAHAHAHA PP ME TOOL I AM A COMPULSIVE http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/fn/default/note_new.gif CLICKER no homo

fuck those notes, kept me from playing cadillac last week QQ

lt will run through the defense and during the third quarter he will be pushed out of bounds into brett favre and favre will break his wrist! but still play the fourth quarter and throw 3 picks.

GO BROWNS!! If they lose this week, everyone will be like "BAHAAHAHA!! the bengals game was purely a fluke!! they suzzir." oooh but if they WIN!! it'll be front page of espn.com and shit.

i'm rooting for the browns, i like romeo crennel.

by the way packers +6 is my lock of the week

are we all actually rooting for the browns this week? we are all rooting for a team?

i dont know if that many people will get worked up over the browns beating the raiders, sorry.

Indy - It should be an interesting game. Texans defense looks like they have some talent.

NE - Buffalo's offense seems to have slipped back from last year.

Miami - One of these weeks I am going to pick the Dolphins to win and it will actually happen. I've got a feeling the Jets are going straight to the dumper, they seem to only get good for one year at a time.

Philly - They are the best 0-2 team. Detroit is on the road, that last win had to be a fluke.

Steelers - The Niners are a decent fugly kind of team and I bet this one will not be pretty. I can't see the Niners scoring too much, but I figure they will hold Pittsburgh down to more field goals than TDs.

Tampa - I figure if I don't pick the Rams they will probably start to play well. Tampa could be decent, as even though they have been pretty sucky, there are a couple of OK players on both sides of the ball, but they were getting old (especially on defense). It is just seeing if the draft/free agent craps game comes up with some stuff that works.

Green Bay - I'm going to have to see SD get some of that spark back. It could be this week or they could just be a middling club.

B-More - The Ravens can win ugly and I have to figure they will make Arizona make some big mistakes.

Minnesota - KC might be playing to win the game, but that doesn't mean it is going to happen. The Viks looked decent this time last year and then went kaplooee.

Cleveland - After last week, I have no idea in hell what is going to happen in this game. I figure Browns over the Raiders 5 to 3. It would be funny as hell if this Anderson guy all the sudden turns into the second coming of Brian Sipe and ND bowl haircut guy turns into a water boy for a couple of seasons then they unload him to some club for two draft picks. Does that Rogers guy from Cal even still suit up in Green Bay?

Cincy - Seattle will probably win the game, but I like and watch the Bengals pretty much every week.

Denver - It is all about the kicking game.

Carolina - The Panthers stunk last week, so they should be good this week. The only thing consistent is their inconsistency. Beyond that they are playing the Falcons, who have a game plan probably made to take on Rutgers.

Washington - I can't stand Snyder, but I like Gibbs and they looked pretty decent all the way around last week. I always liked Washington pretty well back in the 80s, you just didn't feel bad if your team lost to them like the Niners or Cowboys. The Giants are a mess and unless Eli Manning gets some of his bro's mojo and starts throwing bombs batshit crazy, I don't see NY winning.

Dallas - I used to like the Cowboys back when I was a little kid, but Jerry Jones comes off like a scuz bag and no amount of Bum Phillips blood line can fix that wound. I think Dallas should beat the Bears, but personally I hope Chicago freakin' creams them 49 to 3 and Brian Urlacher puts T.O.'s head on a pike on Lake Shore Drive.

Tennesee - The Saints just don't look like they have it together and I think the Titans defense is back.

i only root against teams~

earlnash, okoye's gone unnoticed so far this year but so far he's been the tommie harris-ish player ppl were expecting. 2 sacks in last week's game. that defense could indeed be pretty nasty in the future.

i hate to say it but i could see tampa being an 8-win team. garcia looks legit. gruden is still a turd of a coach tho and they should shitcan him ASAP.

az's o-line played a lot better last week but the ravens are a pretty tough test for any offense. apparently boller played well last week too but i didnt watch the game. FO projected him to make a big leap forward a couple years ago, maybe this is his moment to shine.

chicago is going to be the first real defense dallas has faced this year, so we'll see how good that O really is.

i can't see how the titans defense can be back since it never existed in the first place! my favorite meme is "oh VY just rode the ten defense last year" which is horseshit cuz it was horrible, and it still is. also, no pacman.

cankles you are the weak link in the browns across America campaign, perhaps you fee threatened that Crennel the student has surpassed Belichick the teacher

Arizona vs Baltimore - it seems so obvious that the Ravens should win this, but i can't see how their offense will score enough to win the game.
Buffalo vs New England - if this Bills team went 0-16 i wouldn't bat an eyelid.
Detroit vs Philadelphia - this will be a high score game. Eagles will make home advantage count.
Indianapolis vs Houston - Houston are getting there, but they aren't ready for the Colts yet, esp without AJ.
Miami vs N.Y. Jets - as unlikely as it sounds, i thought the Jets were OK against Baltimore. i think they'll take this fairly comfortably.
Minnesota vs Kansas City - Vikings look good, Chiefs look terrible.
San Diego vs Green Bay - Packers have to lose some for their inevitable 8-8 finish, so it might as well start here.
San Francisco vs Pittsburgh - this will confirm Steelers as contenders and Niners as also-rans.
St. Louis vs Tampa Bay - Rams aren't making plays on crunch downs and Bucs are playing well. close one, but TB takes it.
Cincinnati vs Seattle - Another QB might throw this by trying too much after Bengals' last showing, but Hass. is a pretty cautious guy.
Cleveland vs Oakland - the Browns otoh might well try too much. i think Raiders will edge this.
Jacksonville vs Denver - Denver wins, no TDs.
Carolina vs Atlanta - Falcons are so far behind in this game that they'll probably end up winning it. then again, probably not.
N.Y. Giants vs Washington - not a good game for NYG to get their first win. i think they'll go close, but 'Skins will win.
Dallas vs Chicago - Cowboys D will make Rexy look good and Bears rush will get to Romo.
Tennessee vs New Orleans - Saints will outscore Titans for the win.

if this Bills team went 0-16 i wouldn't bat an eyelid.

;_;

man, I am going to drink so much this fall.

it's as much because of a tough schedule as how poor the offense has looked so far, if that's any consolation. and home games against Miami and NYJ = hope.

horseshoe, bills and browns tangle in the Battle of Lake Erie in December. There should be wagering involved on this.

dramastic!

horseshoe, bills and browns tangle in the Battle of Lake Erie in December. There should be wagering involved on this.

I will wager all this moneys! (but I'm still rooting for the Browns every other week. they are basically the same team in my head.)

(by "moneys" I mean, like, 5 bucks, lk. my economic prospects mirror my hometown's.)

WE SHALL WAGER ONE MILLION CANADIAN DOLLARS

5 bucks is cool tho

if i had the cake i'd drop some mad cash on a patriots/cardinals tease this weekend.

i'm thinking about jumping ship on my texans pick now since johnson isn't playing. i don't think i will though.

Hey now! This Bills team would be 1-1 less a miracle Denver finish at Orchard Park. All that's really standing between them and glory is an offensive line and a defensive backfield.

That said, I'm taking NE in my suicide pool this week ;_;

it's a sunny friday afternoon and i'm watching espn nfl live. wtf.

oh good lord, jim rome still has a job?

I took Baltimore in my survival league. Gotta save NE for another week.

I used Bulmer last week...

i think i have pittsburgh in my suicide pool?

fuck, wbbm is showing the san diego/green bay game, i gotta go to a bar to see the pats game. fuck.

browns have a rare 4pm game (to be seen by only by mid cali and northeast ohio folk). BUT the 1pm game is Steelers vs 48ers. My Bay area quota is filled.

As an aside a friend bought a 52 inch flat screen and to our astonishment no Cleveland game is scheduled to be broadcast in hi def this season. :/

this is the time where Snrub comes in with his wit and wisdom and lets CBS have it

:P

"apparently boller played well last week"

I wonder how much of the Ravens offensive problems for the last few years is that they have had absolutely no deep threat in the passing game. Sometimes throwing a 40 or 50 yard in the air interception is not too much worse than punting.

I forgot about that Okoye guy from Louisville. That dude is a freak, he was freaking starting Division 1 football on the line at LIKE AGE 16. They had a little thing with Kubiak on the NFL Network a couple of days ago talking about that a big reason Houston took Mario Williams over Reggie Bush was because of Peyton Manning being in the division.

As good as Houston's defense finally is, without AJ playing this week their offensive potential just got whacked in half.

UM, can someone tell me WTF the eagles are wearing??

old la rams unis.

nice texans kickoff return for the td.

aaaaand the steelers did the same after giving up a fg to the 49ers.

colts just tied it.

It's still early in the season (and early in the game for that matter), but I think the Texans are finally a legitimate team.

like the way trent edwards looks (though ive basically always thought losman is a chump)

yeah i think the texans are gonna be decent, they might give the colts a good run today (tho i don't think they'll win).

lynch is the truth!

eagles/lions is gonna be a shootout

YES, I'D LOVE TO WATCH JETS/FISH ON CBS K THX BYE ;_;

All i've got right now is Bucs/Rams. Blech.

bucs/rams and colts/texans here in louisville. for some reason the cincy/seattle game won't be on tho!

brady fumble @ teh 1!! wahoo..

dear god, kevin curtis

so much for detroit.

iggles mad :O

K. Curtis, 8 rec, 187 yards, 3 TD

WHITE LIGHTNING!!!

1. I LOVE THE EAGLES THROWBACKS FUIUD
2. poz injured :'(

holy crap NE Q2 TOP

whoah. i'm in class & only checking on a blog! from 7-3 to 17-7 like that

Dear CBS,

Stop busting Marino's balls.

Sincerely,

America and Our Soldiers Overseas

phil rivers - 16/17?

Ladainian Tomlinson is the worst running back in the NFL! Can we get some rushing yards? Sheesh.

i've got sd/gb and philly/detroit. no one in that eagles/lions game is playing any defense.

phil rivers - 16/17?

the incomplete was one where he threw it three rows deep out the back of the endzone because no one was open. green bay getting exactly zero pressure on rivers.

wow, st. louis really sucks.

why the fuck did ronny brown choose this week to wake from his early season slumber? motherfucker...

texans are done.

yeah, they held up there for a bit. defense just looks young and offense is helpless without AJ or Green. chalk it up as a "learning experience"

can dick stockton pls stop jizzing himself over welker's lateral to moss?

c'mon belicheck, throw maroney a bone. 83 yards rushing and sammy morris comes in for the 4 yard td run.

FINALLY! A Coors Light commercial with Denny Green's Cards/Bears post-game meltdown!

roy williams has evidently spent halftime marinating his hands in a melted butter/wd-40 mixture.

gb had fourth and goal from literally two inches away and they run an empty backfield set for an incompletion? really? you don't even want to put a back in the backfield even to give the illusion that you MIGHT pass? ok.

er, might run. i type like the green bay coaching staff calls a game.

can dick stockton pls stop jizzing himself over welker's lateral to moss?

dick stockton is doing the eagles game, isn't he?

sorry, i think i meant dick oh my! enberg...stockton is actually not bad.

fox just won't switch away from that eagles game, every time i switch back to it everyone's just standing around. bring me the goddamn skins/gints game.

WTF why is Fox punishing LA viewers with Jints/Skins?

Ladainian Tomlinson is the worst running back in the NFL! Can we get some rushing yards? Sheesh.

Him and Larry Johnson and Steven Jackson apparently. Yeesh.

was/nyg is the national game so unless you're in the market of a team that's playing on fox you're getting gints/'skins.

EVERYTHING IS THE WORST!!! (glad the Eagles won, though; ilu Donovan Mcnabb!)

Losman=not a chump. bills' offensive playcalling=bullshit. marshawn lynch=hero, despite it all.

before halftime, the Bills let the clock run out. they had 3 timeouts and over a minute. what the fucking fuck?

Randy Moss=str8 cash homey. ;_;

another 80% completion day for brady holy shnikey

these are some ugly uniforms Washington is wearing.

yeah, but Buffalo doesn't exactly bring the pressure jhoshea. ;_;

horseshoe, i take it you weren't in chicago for dick jauron's tenure as bears head coach? because none of that sounds surprising.

unrelated, dick jauron was one of the top 50 high school athletes ever in massachusetts as selected by the boston globe. i think he was somewhere in the 20s.

Kevin, I've been watching the Bills at Delilah's this season! it rules; thanks for the heads-up!

I want to like Jauron, but Jesus.

i was just gonna ask if you were there! was jim behind the bar (tall dude, usually with a beard, from buffalo)? i was gonna head over there but i'm broke as a joke and didn't get over to myopic to sell some books yesterday.

yah but he's 80% for the season after three games - that is pretty crazy regardless of who yr playing

I think one of the dudes behind the bar is named Tom? he was a Bills fan, but no beard. kind of a big dude? also, I have a crush on skinny tattoed redhead bartender--do you know who he is?

also, if you ever show up at Delilah's while I'm there, Kevin, I will buy you all this Labatt's Blue! I miss you.

I'm sorry, but wtf is wrong with Plaxico Burress?

yaeh?

don't know the redhead, my friend ana works there as well.

this is jim:

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif

anyone watching this jax/denver game? monumental clock/downage fuck-up by (surprise) jack del rio.

huh, let's try a different pic o'jim:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/56/175436296_ea575e7923.jpg?v=0

c'mon giants, score before the half. i need campbell to be throwing in the second half. also, housh has 15 pts at the half but elam only has an xp and winslow has not been shut out so i could be screwed here... still down by 39.

no, I've not seen him so far this season.

xpost

sorry, wrong thread, meant to put that on the other leagues thread.

it says dude in the corner of that picture

plaxico burress cant catch things

dc d catches tho

that was a sign being towed by an airplane at intonation in 2006.

guys isn't Joe Gibbs like 110 years old?

what band is that?

brett favre sounds like he's going to cry in postgame press conference? you won, dude!

what band is that?

http://vidalocarecords.com/booking/tyradesfirst_600.jpg

they no longer exist.

guys I hate Joe Buck.

also, all is forgiven, Plaxico Burress.

i can't stand buck either but i keep myself entertained by listening for the players he hates. today's player would be plax burress.

plax, manny ramirez, barry bonds... his voice just drips with contempt when talking about them.

horseshoe, i take it you weren't in chicago for dick jauron's tenure as bears head coach? because none of that sounds surprising

I was seriously bitter when they hired him. I love Ralph Wilson, but I fear he's fully in his game-has-passed-him-by years. We'll see what happens after they fire Jauron.

Also, I love Marshawn Lynch so much right now I hope they trade him ;_;

me, too, rogermexico. such a promising kid.

WTF line of the day:

Through 36 minutes of play, Joey Harrington is 16/21 for 215, 2 TD/0 INT.

Maybe he just needs to not be playing from behind?

someone put eli manning out of his misery.

well it was about time!

deangelo lol

hey, does anyone know why in week 6 the carolina @ arizona game is a 3:05 (est) kickoff?

WTF line of the day II:

Through 48 minutes of play, Rudi Johnson has 17 carries for a whopping 9 yards, earning a gaudy .53 YPC.

huh, and next week pittsburgh @ 'zona is 3:15. no wonder the cardinals suck, they can't even get the kickoff times right.

daerest rudi johnson: WTF? 1/2 yard average?
Xpost

and this was supposed to be his big day. Shoulda put in derrick ward.

fwiw, Steve Smith has 1 catch for 6 yards, so someone's cryin' somewhere.

PS WTF FOX your contract specifies that you will show an NFL football game so for the love of god plz switch 2 CAR/ATL kthxbye

Ruben Droughns: 1 rushing attempt, 1yd, 1TD

What was that about Ward?

Oh, never mind. He down.

down by contact, but yeah for a second there it looked like teh TOFUZHEX was upon him

guys I hate this Subway commercial where totally thin women say, "I'll have the saddlebags and cottage cheese thighs."

I hate all Subway commercials, because all their sandwiches SUCK.

saddlebags and cottage cheese thighs = ny giants

ILU JARED LORENZEN!!!

"eli manning has looked at points today like peyton manning"- joe buck

NO!
http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/05/ted_stevens.jpg

"Tofuzhex" sounds dirty.
BTW, Jon Kitna is averaging 326 ypg this year.

Oh whoops, I misread that by the way. S. Smith has 1 CARRY for 6 yards and NO catches.

Ruben Droughns: 2 rushing attempt, 2yd, 2TD

the bengals are basically texas tech of the nfl at this point.

Week 3 Jerome Bettis Memorial Award (xpost)

BROWNS SCORE DAMMIT HOLD THEM WITH 3:33 ararahghaghaghagha

AHAHAHDKALNVNAVN;CAIEAREBNMSJ

what's happening, lk???

Denver loss at home? To the Jaguars?!

Side note: Del Rio, why u hat Jones-Drew?

Denver sux.

del rio actually might be the most clueless coach in the nfl.

THEY MUST HOLD THEM HORSESHOE

I'm getting fantasy slaughtered by Brian Westbrook, Braylon Edwards, Randy Moss and "T. Howard" in Oakland.

jay cutler + travis henry= no can has playoffs

HOLD THEM, CLEVELAND!!!

THEY CANNOT STOP JORDAN IT'S ALWAYS A JORDAN WITH CLEVO ALWAYS ARaRarararrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfDFMJKAGADSJGVAV

I HATE YOU SHOCKEY

3RD DOWN OFFSIDE RAIDAHS 3RD AND 9 ARARAHAGHAG

there's hope: no ehlo on brownies' roster

1st down on 3RD AND NINE ARHGHGHGGH

johnnyfeves, lose to the bad teams/beat the good teams is The Way Of The Jagwire.

KEY PLAY OF THE GAME Raiders convert a 3rd and 24!!!!!!!!! early in the 4th Q. Browns d sucks

Bills were up 7-3! ;_;

I know, lk. the first quarter of Bills-Pats was a beautiful thing.

it's not over in Oakland yet, though!

oh god derek IT'S UP TO U

WAU PLAXICO.

"that was a poor throw on eli manning's part..."- aikman

omg lk cleveland got the ball back!!!

OMG

OMG OMG OMG CLEVELAND!

16 SECONDS

BREATHE, LK!

WINSLOW OUT DEEP BREATHES

ok fuck 60 minutes.

FG ATTEMPT OMG

40 YD'ER BLOCKED ;_:

oh man what a heartbreaker. i'm sorry!

What is the deal with the Raiders and field goals this season. Crazy!

that rule sucks.

/peter king

WE KICKED THE WINNAH AND THEY CALLED TIMEOUT

SMUGAHAN SO MUCH TO ANSWER FOR

RUST BELT SECEDE FROM THE UNION NOW

ahahaha!

thanks horseshoe for the sympathy

no problem; i luv the rust belt.

Holy shit @ Wash

<3 jason campbell. like he burns two downs for no reason and then with the crowd booing like crazy he drops back like he's about to go eat a sandwich and needles a perfect pass.

c'mon campbell, let's score here!

oh fuck it.

WOW WHAT WAS THAT.

Ah well

YAY GIANTS!!!

wow what a 2nd half.

ok aikman + 14 concussions> senile joe gibbs. wtf was that shit.

gibbs was probably ordering mashed peas into campbell's headset tho.

alright, i need TO to score 39 points to tie in my other league. while i was debating maroney, peterson, and henry i had deshaun foster scoring more than any of them on my bench.

oh, shit! !!!! goddamn

that was unbelievable why didn't campbell just run it in

i am just sickened. SICKENED by that blocked kick. derek anderson drives down the field. does everything right. even gets that dump pass ob to jurevicious AND they make the first kick. god damn motherfucking son of a bitch.

browns' defense looked SO FUCKING BAD. third and twenty-three AND we don't blitz AND they do a little screen pass to lamont jordon... and they still get it.

snrub otm as usual

nice play calling from Wash there at the end wtf

I think Rudi Johnson must have something wrong, as Cinci did not play him much in the second half. The Bungles special teams blew the game against the Seahawks. Odd enough, the Cincy defense with a bunch of scrub linebackers off the streets seemed to play OK today. They gave up a couple of long pass plays, but they kept Alexander under wraps for most of the game.

The Steelers look pretty strong all the way around.

The Eagles and McNabb dropped the atom bomb on the Lions. I was blown away when I saw the halftime score was like 42 to 7 with three or four minutes before half time.

It kind of sucks that a couple of the early games which looked interesting were not on TV around here. I would have rather saw the Indy/Houston or SD/Packers games than Steelers/49ers.

That Giant/Redskin ending is exactly why you cannot blow your time outs in the second half. You have to have one in the pocket for plays like that one. Moss could have also checked himself out of the game or stayed down after the play, instead of trying to walk it off.

The Steelers look pretty strong all the way around.

I would like to insert a horndog comment about Mike Tomlin here but am too drunk to think of one.

steelers look hardcore, they ran on like a 2 and 18 got 17 yards.

well this shit is boring as fuck i am bored now

jhoshea otm the Bears are always so boring to watch.

seriously, why is it that the coaching staffs/management of a club are always the last ones to see that a team just isn't going to win with their quarterback? the bears won last year in spite of grossman, not because of him and this year is more of the same. they are WASTING a truly dominant defense by not having a serviceable quarterback. you know you're in trouble when your special teams have a legitimate chance to finish the year with more touchdowns than your offense.

My tv doesn't have a SAP feature, or else I'd try it just for fun.

Eff Grossman. Eff Greise. Bring back Orton!

im thinking those gaudy stats arent gonna play out this game EH ROMO

what is so funny abt TONY ROMO i cant quite put my finger on it

i mean sure he has a funny name and he crys but...

his face is kind of funny

aw! that 12 year old that they have teamed up with Jim Mora on NFL Scoreboard just asked him what he thought about Miami's playoff prospects and Mora broke into a huge grin and said, "Playoffs? You've gotta be kidding me!"

he always has sort of wait is this real lol expressions on his face

lol crayton hands

ok that was pretty awesome

i am livebloggin bears/cowboys

i am walking down to the corner laundromat and buying pop tarts from the vending machines, hope i don't miss anything.

it's been a week since finances finally forced me to quit smoking and jesus christ i'm hungry and irritable 24 hours a fucking day.

Kevin, the Bears blocked the Cowboys' field goal attempt.

this game has many excellent dropped passes

haha otm

crayton and berrian, separated at birth?

thanks 'shoe but i'm leaving..... NOW.

oh okay I was wondering how you were posting from the laundromat.

haha waht

trick play lol

way to trip, grossman

i think i might watch a movie

a)chinatown
b)ed wood
c)trust
d)the quick and the dead
e)the tailor of panama
f)eXistenZ
g)shottas
h)for your consideration
i)jonestown
j)tideland
k)school for scoundrels

wahtd u think???

ha.

trust or chinatown.

hmmm ok i have seen a b and c before but i do kinda wanna see chinatown again. i think ive seen most of h in pieces too.

maybe existenz then? I have never seen it.

all I ever do is rewatch movies I've seen already. like trust and chinatown.

yah im pretty amped on croenberg right now i saw eastern promises yesterday and it sooo ruled

really? it is a terrible title tho.

oh man it was so awes

so so raw

i liked those eagles unis

that is crazy talk!

No, they were so bad! I'm glad game film was b&w back then.

they just don't look like Eagles colors. they look like Dolphins colors or something.

yah maybe - i like yellow things tho

i think im going existenz - thx for the help

lol ozomatli

im in favor of teams wearing different unis every week

lolzomatli

Deja vu all over again. The throwback unis threw me off at first... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_playoffs,_1995-96#NFC:_Philadelphia_Eagles_58.2C_Detroit_Lions_37

they are WASTING a truly dominant defense by not having a serviceable quarterback

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/dilfer0124.jpg

mother fuck an archuletta

Haha berrs.

bad rex manning

bad rex grossman too.

Haha berrs. Again. X100

deangelo lol

-- adam, Sunday, September 23, 2007 10:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol otm

there's seriously a rumor out there right now that some of the falcons actually BEAT DEANGELO HALL UP after the game!!!!!!

i am on record all over this place as saying i don't think san diego is as good as pplz think they are! this is not to go against the patriots terrific play of the other night but i don't think the pats are THAT much better than they normally are, and in fact we do this every season so i don't know why i'm pointing this out.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, September 18, 2007 5:10 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

this is proving to be pretty otm - the pats are probably http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_09_2007/post-1452-1189460592.jpg, and they're definately with indy as far as top two teams in the league, but they've also faced three REALLY REALLY SHITTY defenses in a row. it's clear that they're sweating a little re: how to compete with indy, they're built now for more explosive offense. and it looks great against the dregs of the league, but i want to see them go into pittsburgh or indy and win.

god i have so many boners 4 randy tho~

yah maybe - i like yellow things tho

^^^

anyway ya i agree, eagles throwbacks are ~*TYTE*~ imho. i love these olde tymey bullshits the modern unis are so gross~

yah ally's insight into the chargers is looking profound right now. but destroying bad teams isnt as meaningless as some would have you believe. seems indy and pitt are the other two good teams and the pats play both (and dallas too) - so they will be tested.

indy failed to cover 2 of 3 games

pats have cincinnati and cleveland before facing dallas.
i don't think i would say san diego's defense is "REALLY REALLY SHITTY". they're fucked on the sidelines but their defense hasn't been any worse than last year. their offense isn't unstoppable like it has been, teams so far haven't had to pass to get back into games and field position has probably been affected too.

i'd much rather go against indy's defense than san diego's. but i'd much rather face san diego's offense & defense than indy's o&d.

Eagles unis were great- i heard they wore those colors back in the 30's in honor of the large Swedish population. I think every week NFL teams should adopt a country and wear their flag colors.

god that pats/clevo game could be the biggest blowout this year

i'm looking forward to the monday night game @ cincy!

ok, sour ass grapes but making the kicker kick the game winning field goal twice at the end of a game sucks sour ass grapes. I can't believe that this is even allowed in our great land.

i'm waiting for the time the officials say that the coach didn't call it in time since the clock is not reviewable under current replay rules.

they're fucked on the sidelines but their defense hasn't been any worse than last year.

The Chargers allowed the sixth least points in the NFL last year. The defense has definitely been worse than last year.

btw, how about the return of kurt warner? eh?

Even God can't help the Cards on the road.

The defense has definitely been worse than last year.

37 yards per game more this year than last. defense is on the field more this year because the offense isn't sustaining drives. so i'm wrong, they are worse but not much worse and certainly not really really shitty.

the reaction in St. Louis when Warner blows his nose successfully is scary.

37 yards per game more this year than last.

Who on earth judges a defense based on yards allowed?

the nfl.

none of the stats is perfect, but yards allowed is better than points allowed at accounting for e.g. bonehead QBs who turn the ball over on their own 20...

i really really like the FO stats when it comes to defense. the SD defense is noticably worse just by looking tho, none of the tenacity of last year's unit, none of the pressure from phillips & merriman to make up for the lackluster secondary. the offense is more likely to get its shit together this year than the defense, i think.

VINCE YOUNG WINS FOOTBALL GAMES.

chris berman just said that brett favre's birthday should be a national holiday. i don't think he was joking.

i'm all for another day off from work to sit around and get liquored up. assuming i find work again.

lol @ everyone pickin' ten
hay guys they're kind of a shitty team just fyi~
-- cankles, Tuesday, September 18, 2007 5:33 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

I think the phrase I'm looking for here is "Hurgity Burgity Boo Penis Penis Penis".
Stay fly, canky.

Vince Young looked tough last night. Young's throwing style so laid back, it is like he is flipping a frisbee. If the guy is this good after 16 starts, he could turn into an absolute freak.

Did Vince Young have any nicknames at UT?

Honestly, the Titans could go 9-7 and could sneak in this year, but they look like a team that's gonna be worse than its record. They really need a solid wideout to start gellin'.