― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago)
What golfer!!??
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago)
And not only do I have paint on my hands Zeus is now a multi-colored dog. He brushed up against a wet wall so he has a big patch of paint on him. It's kind of funny so he is going to get a bath tonight to get the paint off, even though he looks funny. He also has a few spots on his nose. Speaking of Zeus, I am going to have some pictures of him on here very soon maybe even later this week so keep your eyes open for that.
Well, I'd better get back to my painting so everyone have a great day. Oh, I guess I better comment real quick on our draft picks: All I have to say is I am very excited. Not only do I think we got great players, I think they are great men.
Oh, and one last thing I am looking for a new masseuse for the season so if anyone out there has ideas I am open for them and remember this is to make my body feel better so I can play better so make sure they are good at what they do.
Thanks everyone and have a great day.
P.S. Question of the day: What is my favorite type of pie?
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)
― rogermexico (rogermexico), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:55 (nineteen years ago)
anyway, ben is just a kid, albeit one with an enormous head (literally).
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)
haha gear go make a gridwork blog!
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 21:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago)
username: terrell81password: reidblowz
let's get to it!
― gear (gear), Monday, 7 November 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:27 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago)
Also, leave Daver alone, dude's alright I say as if he ain't here and there are far higher sins on that basebally board than anything the three of us could even conspire to commit if we put all our powers together, so come on man, be nice.
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago)
I don't know if folks are necessariliy hating on the Colts so much as they're hating on Peyton, & hating on the Colts by proxy. Hating on Peyton = hating on a successful superstar, possibly the best player in the game (@ least @ his position) that hasn't proven he can win "the big game" or come through in the clutch WHEN IT MATTERS, with some IS HEY GHEY horseshit on the side. Meaning that hating on Peyton = hating on a likeable A-Rod.
Also, unless I'm cross-eyed & stupid, I've only seen one poster make one post about the Colts being overrated so far, and that was prior to Monday's whupping, after which said poster seemingly acquiesed (albeit w/ a "fnar Colts D is lame against one of the best NFL O" caveat). Unless there's a COLTS SUXXXXXXXXXX faction I'm not hep to, this ILNFL anti-Colt hoohah is overrated.
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:20 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago)
Anyway,I found this buried in the Kids section on Peyton's blog:
Kids Only > Puttin' Up with PeytonCooper Manning (older brother)
#2 - "Karate Career Cut Short"
When I was about six years old, I decided to take karate. After about two months, it was time for me to graduate from a white belt to a yellow belt. It was a big day! Two months of work, and the whole class was moving up. This was huge for a six year old!
The big day came, and Peyton and dad were in the crowd. There were fifteen students, and we had to pair off and fight each other. A friend of mine ended up without a partner after everyone paired up. You have to keep in mind that at age four, Peyton was what you may call a "chubby kid." He was over 12 pounds when he was born, and his baby fat hadn't worn away! Then again, Peyton didn't do a whole lot to lose it either! I'm sure he was scarfing down a Moon Pie or something while he was watching the match.
Finally, with a mouth-full of food, he gestures to my dad, "I'll fight him," talking about the kid who didn't have a partner. Of course my dad says ok, and Peyton, wobbles down to the mat in a pair of jeans, cowboy boots, and a country accent - looking and acting like a redneck. For some unknown reason, the karate instructor decided to let this completely random stranger out of the crowd go toe to toe with this six-year-old boy who's been taking karate for two months. Everybody just knew that Peyton didn't have a chance!
Well, the fight started and within six seconds, Peyton grabbed the kid and body-slammed him! No fancy karate moves, just plain body slammed him. The kid immediately started crying because he knew he had just gotten beat by some random kid who didn't know a thing about karate!
That day alone probably ended that kid's karate career. It also ended mineÑknowing I had been doing all this practicing for two months, and my "little" brother could probably still pick me up and body slam me! The best part was that Peyton didn't even think anything of what he had done--he just turned around and walked off the mat! He was just looking forward to getting back to the ice cream sandwich he was sucking down on the sideline!
Spoken like a true older brother...
― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago)
Of course, Peyton's going to lose to Brady until he gets some rings:
Manning: thee great QB, drafted #1 (aka YOU MUST WIN NOW PRIMADONNA BOY), franchise savior, son of hard-luck NFL great (aka YOU MUST AVENGE ME PEYTON), kinda spazzy, stuck w/ shitty defenses for way too long but gets the blame for the team's one-dimensionality
Brady: 6th round pick, farting around in the background, OH NO PUNCTURED LUNG, lemme win some Superbowls for y'all, aren't I swell?, and so handsome too!, a True Team Player (Nice hair part, Chachi.)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 9 November 2005 14:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 08:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 10 November 2005 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)
I love seeing pictures of wrestlers with athletes from other sports because you get a better feel for how tall the wrestlers really are.
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 8 January 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)
http://benroethlisberger.typepad.com/./photos/uncategorized/zeus1_1.jpg
― gear (gear), Sunday, 8 January 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 9 January 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 9 January 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)
Let me know if I left anything out, suggestions, etc.
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)
cuet!
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 02:19 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)
What is my favorite type of pie?
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)
It's like he's not even afraid to just basically read from the playbook week by week 'cause he knows Spitmaster Cowher is just gonna rewrite the package every Tuesday until the super Bowl.
Also, for Peyton, I think what he needs to do is just do something really out of sorts, he needs to go in front of the whole team and make them watch as he shaves his head, or lets his center shave his head, and they tell everyone he ain't cuttin' that shit again until he gets a ring.
― TOMBOT, Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Sloths B. Creepin (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 19 January 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)
This is a great, underappreciated post.
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)
Browns helmet plus a Packers helmet for a misguided friend.
95 dollars though, geez.
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)
This is a hard one, so I am interested to see who can guess this one right. Have a great day and special thanks to Coach Hep and his wife for everything they do. "
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)
HAVE ANY OF YOU READ THE COMMENTS ON BEN'S POSTS?
HALF OF THEM START OUT WITH "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER..."
WTF! MIDDLE AGE WIMMINS BE SCOPING THE ROETHLISBUTT
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)
xpost!
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)
Rottweiler Porn!
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)
― Dan (PUPPY PORN EW) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)
sooooooooooooo cute
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/image-archive/simon.sharp.jpg
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)
http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2005/01/16/1105918283_2282.jpg
xpost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.j-archive.com/media/2005-07-04_J_17.jpg
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 25 January 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)
― truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 26 January 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)
x-post
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 26 January 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 26 January 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 26 January 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Friday, 27 January 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)
xpost
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 27 January 2006 02:33 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)
That sign
vs.
Everyone Slurps Parcells'Nob
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)
cf.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v19/benji/kygirls.png
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)
ROETHLISBERGER: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem! No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost. You see...
BETTIS: Stop!
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)
I found some other blogs:
http://roger.staubach.com/ (BORING)
Ahman GreenDerrick BrooksAntonio Pierce
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 1 February 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)
WHY12/13/05
Sometimes bad things happen at times when everything seems to going great, to see how you will respond. Well for me this is the time I am being challenged, not by anyone but me to see how quick and can recover to help my team get to the SUPERBOWL. I would like to thank all the fans who have wrote with concern with my injury, and I will say this as depressed or down I was reading those comments brought nothing but smiles to my face. For once I feel people are starting to appreciate the things I do on and off the field. Well, back to business and NY GIANTS lets get those towels waving and energy pumping in this stadium this weekend for another G MAN VICTORY..
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)
Tho he covers all his bases:
01/23/06
WELL THE TWO DESERVING TEAMS HAVE JUST EARN THEIR WAY TO SUPER BOWL 40 I AM NOT GOING TO PICK A WINNER BECAUSE I GOT FRIENDS ON PITT. AND SEATTLE I JUST WANT A GOOD GAME THE TEAM THAT WINS THE TURNOVER BATTLE MOST LIKELY WILL WIN THE GAME IF YOU ARE GOING TO DETROIT HAVE FUN BE SAFE AND GOD BLESS ALL YOU FANS FOR MAKING FOOTBALL THE BEST SPORT EVER ALSO SALUTE TO OUR TROOPS WE MUST NOT FORGET WE ARE A COUBTRY THATS STILL IN WAR PRAYERS FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILY
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)
http://puppydogweb.com/gallery/rottweilers/rotty_ruth.jpg
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)
I thought I played all right. I didn’t turn the ball over, those were the kinds of goals I set...
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)
I think I am having a little problem finding my way around the building. Other than that, once I step on the field, it is something that is natural to me. Obviously, I have to get my timing down with the offense and develop some chemistry with Donovan McNabb. Once I step on the field, I just go play. It is different playing with a new team. It was definitely refreshing. I have a new start. I feel I will be able to accomplish some things personally and as a team, we have all the people to make some things happen. We have to take it one practice at a time, one day at a time, and one week at a time. This is just the beginning, the start of mini-camp. I am looking forward to bigger and better things for me. This is a first-class organization all the way across the board. This is the standpoint for which a lot of teams are trying to get to. I remember when I first went to the 49ers, they kind of held the ball in those regards, but now this is what the Eagles are all about. The offense here is very similar. I looked over everything last night. There are some new wrinkles here and there in the verbiage. Other than that I am comfortable. There is nothing that I see that is different. The offense is pretty wide open. For the West Coast offense, for a receiver, I don't have to go in and say I have to catch 100 balls or have a 1,000 receiving yards. If you are doing what you are supposed to be doing in the West Coast offense and you are the primary guy, then those numbers will come. My ability after I catch the ball, that is the icing on the cake.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)
Tangent: what was up with the lack of Roffles acknowledgement at the SB end? Everybody loves Bettis and, yeah, Hines had a killer night, but Roffs is the youngest QB to W a SB ever. Where is the love (two interceptions aside)?
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)
As the game gets closer, our focus narrows. Thursday's practice was a good one. We were able to accomplish what we needed to, as our coaches have done a great job preparing. The media requirements were a little less today (but always some), and most of the team is choosing to relax at night. Not much to report on my end unfortunately... just trying to soak it all in and do what I need to do to be ready for Sunday. It's a fun atmosphere in Detroit. You can really sense an excitement in everyone, just being here. I am looking forward to seeing my family soon. Tomorrow will be a lighter practice, and Saturday is a walkthrough. Okay, enough for today. I know, not terribly insightful, but I guess I'm daydreaming about some big game or something... ha ha. I hope you all are getting ready for Sunday. If your having a party, stock up on some of my BBQ sauce or Beef Jerky. You can buy them both from my site, and their the best you'll find. At least I think so. Gotta go. Your friend, Ben
― gear (gear), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.plbsports.com/ProductPgs/products_roethlisberger.htm
wtf?
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)
Made from solid strips of beefHigh in Protein. 97% Fat Free!4 oz. bag
― gear (gear), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)
― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 07:11 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)
when i was a kid i made a vow to myself that i would invite willie stargell to my wedding, but then he died. :(
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)
― Eli(the Man)ning (gear), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 March 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2480830
Obviously I hope he's OK, but bragging about riding without a helmet had bad karma written all over it.
xpost oooooooo
― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)
found this while i was searching for info on the crash.
http://home.columbus.rr.com/flymo/the_tackle.jpg
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)
PITTSBURGH -- Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger was badly hurt in a motorcycle crash Monday and undergoing surgery. The extent of his injuries was not known.
Roethlisberger was in serious but stable condition, said Dr. Larry Jones, chief of trauma at Mercy Hospital.
"He was talking to me before he left for the operating room," Jones said before the operation. "He's coherent. He's making sense. He knows what happened. He knows where he is. From that standpoint, he's very stable."
One Steelers source told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that Roethlisberger was in surgery for a broken jaw, an injury that can take approximately seven weeks to heal. The Steelers season starts in 12 weeks.
The 24-year-old Roethlisberger likes to ride without a helmet, a habit that once prompted coach Bill Cowher to lecture him on the dangers.
The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported that Roethlisberger wasn't wearing a helmet. The Associated Press reported it wasn't clear whether he was wearing a helmet or not.
The crash happened at an intersection at the edge of downtown at about 11:30 a.m. A pool of blood was still visible there by early afternoon.
Police spokesman Lt. Kevin Kraus said police and homicide units were investigating the crash, something standard when there is an accident with critical injuries. Kraus would give no details on the extent of Roethlisberger's injuries or if anyone else was injured.
The accident occurred on Second Avenue near the intersection of 10th Street in Pittsburgh, around 11:30 a.m. The route is one often taken in traveling to the Steelers' facility in the Southside section of the city.
Steelers backup quarterback Charlie Batch was at the emergency room. He had no comment.
A silver Chrysler New Yorker with damage to the front passenger fender was removed and Roethlisberger's bike was loaded onto a flatbed truck. Police were detouring traffic around the crash scene as onlookers and media gathered.
One of his agents, Ryan Tollner, is in route to Pittsburgh for what was supposed to be a pre-planned trip and will arrive later Monday.
In only his second year in the NFL, Roethlisberger became the youngest quarterback to lead a team to the Super Bowl championship. He was 23 when he did it last February.
Roethlisberger has said in the past that he prefers not to wear a helmet. He has pointed out Pennsylvania's 35-year-old state law requiring helmets to be worn was amended to make helmets optional.
In May 2005, Cowher warned him about safe riding after Cleveland tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was injured in a motorcycle accident. Winslow tore knee ligaments and was lost for the season.
"He talked about being a risk-taker and I'm not really a risk-taker. I'm pretty conservative and laid back, but the big thing is to just be careful," Roethlisberger said at the time. "I'll just continue to be careful. I told him we don't ever ride alone, we always ride in a group of people, and I think it makes it even more safe."
Roethlisberger continued to ride after Winslow's accident and that angered Terry Bradshaw, who quarterbacked the Steelers to four Super Bowl victories during the 1970s.
Visiting the Steelers' training camp last summer, Bradshaw remarked: "Ride it when you retire."
― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
;_;
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)
POSTED: 11:50 am EDT June 12, 2006UPDATED: 3:08 pm EDT June 12, 2006Email This Story | Print This StoryPITTSBURGH -- Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is undergoing surgery after a motorcycle accident on Monday morning, doctors at Mercy Hospital said.
Roethlisberger is in serious but stable condition, according to Dr. Larry Jones.
According to a police source, Roethlisberger suffered a broken jaw, broke his left sinus cavity, suffered a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, lost many teeth and has severe injuries to his knees from hitting the pavement.
A plastic surgeon has been called in, the source said.
The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review said the accident happened on Second Avenue near the 10th Street Bridge. Police have shut down the bridge, Second Avenue and the Armstrong Tunnel.
A witness told Channel 4 Action News that Roethlisberger went over his handlebars, hit the windshield of a car and then fell to the ground.
The witness said she saw the accident and went over to help but did not recognize Roethlisberger. When she asked him what his name was, she said he replied, "Ben."
The woman added that Roethlisberger asked her a series of questions, including where he was and what state he was in. He attempted to stand up but the woman said she encouraged him not to move until paramedics arrived.
The bike and the car, a silver Chrysler New Yorker, have been towed to a police facility in Troy Hill for investigation.
The driver of the New Yorker is not believed to have been seriously injured.
Roethlisberger was not wearing a helmet, according to the Tribune-Review. In the past, he has publicly said he prefers to ride helmetless, which is legal in Pennsylvania.
Former Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw has been an outspoken critic of Roethlisberger's motorcycle activity, saying Roethlisberger should stay off bikes until his playing career ends.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 12 June 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)
I bet Peyton Manning doesn't ride a motorcyle in the off season. I bet he is more of a Lincoln Town Car kind of guy.
― Earl Nash (earlnash), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 June 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)
jesus christ!!! that's a lot worse than I thought. also, lololol forever @ ally's well-timed ;_;
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)
http://photo-origin.tickle.com/image/115/3/4/O/115343114O447025374.jpg
Apparently Ben did NOT injure his knees though! He just Mark Hamilled his face. A tragedy definitely but he will play again!
Oh and priceless psuedo-drunk interview with Eli Manning regarding this on NFL network. By interview I mean 10 second soundbite. He needs to perhaps go to the Tom Brady school of talking in public.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:20 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)
apparently big ben didn't have a license.
― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)
Srsly dude has no face anymore, I think he regrets being an ass, that kinda shit ain't cool, even if it was Tom Brady we're talking about.
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)
http://www.doubleaction.net/graphics/r_p_face_off.jpg
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)
Derrick BrooksHELLO FANS05/22/06
WELL THAT FEELING IS HERE NOW MINI CAMPS WORKING OUT SPRINTS FOOTBALL NIS ONLY 10 WEEKS AWAY STAY PATIENT I AM TRUST ME THE BUCS ARE WORKING HARD BEHIND THE SCENES TRYING TO GET BETTER DAILY AS FOR MYSELF I AM TRAING HARD TO BE BEST LINEBACKER IN THE NFL ON THE BEST DEFENSE ON THE BSET TEAM I KNOW THAT IS A LOT BUT THAT IS MY ATTITUDE HELLO TO OUR SOLDIERS LETS NOT FORGET WE ARE AT WAR AND IM PRAYING FOR THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES GOD BLESS YOU ALL CHECK OUT HIT55.NET FOR EXCLUSIVE AUTOGRAPH ITEMS FROM ME THESE PURCHASES GO TO SUPPORT MY CHARITY THANKS
Antonio Pierce2006 OFFSEASON02/25/06
Well just to let all the NEW YORK GIANTs fans know, I'm back to 100%. Just recently the doctors offically cleared me 100% to begin getting ready for the up coming offseason. The injury really put things in reality for me. One year I don't miss no plays, than the next I get knocked out the last month of the season when we were making a serious run for the playoffs. But I'm excited and ready to begin this offseason and build off of what people thought we could not do last year. This team, with a couple of pieces can be a SUPERBOWL CHAMPION. I believe that and I'm sure my teammates do as well. We start working MARCH 20, so the clock is ticking and best believe that this year NY GIANTS wont come up short. The defense will improve for one. This is the first year, in my 6 yrs that I will have the same coaching staff coming back. That alone speaks for its self. Also our offense will be one of thee best next year, so I hope everyone is getting pumped up like me and ready to turn GIANTS STADIUM into a nightmare for the upcoming year.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)
Tragic:"But while Roethlisberger won't have to be on a soup-only diet, he missed out on a $2 million Campbell's Chunky Soup commercial that began filming Wednesday at Heinz Field with other Steelers players. Roethlisberger and his stepmother, Brenda, were to have been the stars of the commercial."
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 June 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 15 June 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)
ihttp://images.heritagecoin.com/images/HNAI/75/55124/55124008020o.jpg
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 June 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)
Roethlisberger and the driver of the car he crashed into on June 12 both had the green light, but the driver of the vehicle will be cited for failing to yield, police said Monday.
Only licensed cyclists can ride without a helmet in Pennsylvania.
Roethlisberger was traveling 35 mph in a posted 35 mph zone, said officer Dan Connolly. There were no mechanical problems with either vehicle, he said.
Police Chief Dominic Costa said the woman driving the car had received some threatening phone calls, which police were investigating.
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)
Poor Ben, I'm sure he didn't want to trade his face for a citation.
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 19 June 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:53 (eighteen years ago)
― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:06 (eighteen years ago)
Actually, shit, Peyton's A-Rod!
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:26 (eighteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:17 (eighteen years ago)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 16:15 (eighteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago)
Did Derrick Brooks suffer some sort of major head trauma after last October? His blog posts get somewhat less sophisticated after that point.
― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 7 July 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.healthaire.co.nz/images/mark_tatum1.jpg
WAHT
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago)
I'm seriously boggling here. This guy has a prosthetic face.
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 July 2006 22:39 (eighteen years ago)
― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 8 July 2006 00:42 (eighteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 10 July 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:06 (eighteen years ago)
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 13 July 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago)
No road rash or contusions on his jaw; he looks fine. If this guy has any common sense, he'll start doing a series of public service announcements to wear a helmet rather than two stepping as he did in the Rome interview.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 July 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago)
― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)
― BUTT LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS UR SOUL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 13 July 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:10 (eighteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:07 (eighteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 14 July 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago)
"I don't think that's my place," the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback said in a taped interview aired Friday on ABC's "Good Morning America."
"Some people feel that, you know, I probably should be doing that and being a big advocate for that," Roethlisberger said from Los Angeles. "But for me, I'm going to let people make their own decisions ... So I don't think you'll see me doing any kind of billboards or advertisements."
― BUTT LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS UR SOUL (Adrian Langston), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 July 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 15 July 2006 05:49 (eighteen years ago)
THURSDAY WE START NEXT PHASE OF BUILDING OUR TEAM FOR 2006 I HOPE THE REST OF THE LEAGUE IS EXCITED AS I AM PEOPLE NOW ARE GETTING ANSY BUT WE MUST WAIT TILL CAMP IS OVER I WISH EVERYBODY HEALTH AND FUN NEXT 3 WEEKS NOW LETS KEEP PRAYING FOR OUR TROOPS WHO ARE AT WAR DAILY AND THE REST OF THE WORLD FOR SOME PEACE SO I WILL REACH OUT TO YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 July 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago)
THAT WAS BIG SUNDAY. OUR FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON. THANK GOD FOR THIS VICTORY. NOW WE MOVE ON TO PHILLY.WE CAN GET ON A ROLL THIS IS A BIG GAME. WE HOPE ALL THE BUCS FANS SHOW UP SUNDAY IN FULL FORCE.NOW IM SIGNING OFF GETTING READY FOR THE EAGLES.
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:07 (eighteen years ago)
― SOME LOW END BRO (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 12:43 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:19 (eighteen years ago)
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
QB Challenge is Competitive05/12/05
Last year was my first year competing in the Quarterback Challenge and I think I was more nervous than anything. But it's a laid back atmosphere and I've had the chance to visit with some of the other guys that are here. Usually I only get to see these guys for 5 or 10 minutes and it's after a game when you don't really have time for more than a little chat. Out here it's more relaxed and you can get to know them a little bit more and see what they are like off the football field. It's been a lot of fun. I can't really say I have too much strategy or gameplan for the drills but there is one - the two minute drill - that I have some ideas for. I did OK with it last year but Matt Hasselbeck had the advantage of having done it before. But this year I know what to expect and I found out what to do. There are some great Hall of Fame quarterbacks out here like John Elway and Dan Marino. I haven't had a chance to talk to them too much yet. I spoke with Dan and Bernie Kosar a little bit yesterday but I hope to speak with those guys more as the week goes on. It's great to be around those guys. When I was growing up were my idols and those guys are legends. I look at them in a different light.
wtf was Bernie Kosar doing there and why didn't security do something about this?
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)
― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
― rps, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 April 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)
― brownie, Wednesday, 11 April 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)
― brownie, Thursday, 12 April 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 12 April 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
Two days after Tara met him, she spent a few very awkward, if memorable, hours on a date with "Big Ben"; hours she'd like to undo. Their activities included traveling to the Steelers' training facility, where the security guard who never stops anyone waved at the faux quarterback, letting him through to attend to "some business" while Tara sat in the car; signing a Steelers jersey for Tara's giddy neighbor and posing for a photo; telling her about his dog, Zeus, over a dinner she ended up paying for because he left his wallet somewhere; and an uncomfortable encounter in which he tried to touch her hand and lean in for a kiss, which freaked her out, because she wasn't attracted to him anyway.
― félix pié, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)
― brownie, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)
― brownie, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 10 May 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)
― David R., Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)
― brownie, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)
Lols at the fact that i assumed that was real ben and some random chick named tara reid.
― milo z, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago)
oh, god, Todd Heap:
Matt Stover & Ravens Wide Receivers 08/20/07
I find myself thinking in the huddle, "We're on the 30-yard line. All we have to do is not screw up because we've got three points in our pocket." He's so automatic.
I see Demetrius Williams and Mark Clayton flying around, and I know how that is going to open up the middle for me. You have to respect our passing attack for the first time in--well, forever. Then you sprinkle in Willis McGahee. You genuinely have multiple weapons to account for.
Brian Billick and Teasing Matt Stover 11/15/06
If you come into our meeting rooms and see how we prepared and how we practiced, you can't attribute it to one guy calling plays. Although, it is a different style and it is Coach Billick calling his offense which he had a big part in creating. You can tell he is comfortable in that element, and you can tell on the sideline that guys have a different feel for things.
I'm thankful for Matt Stover--"Mr. Automatic." Anytime we're at the 30-yard line or inside it, we're assured three points. I'm definitely happy we have Matt back there. I have a lot of confidence in him. I never want him to kick the ball except for PATs.
I don't think there is anything a kicker doesn't get teased about, whether he is oldest, youngest, it doesn't matter. He gets teased about everything, because kickers in general are going to get teased; that's just a given. All you young kids watching: If you want to be a kicker when you get older, expect that.
Red Zone and Ed Reed 09/08/06
The red zone is where you really need to focus and convert. A huge focus for us is to get into the red zone and score points. If we can get that going, we'll have the confidence that we're going to get it in.
There are a lot of good safeties that we play against. But I haven't seen any like Ed Reed. When I get to see that everyday in practice, it builds a lot of confidence carrying over to the games.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 04:05 (seventeen years ago)
here is the handy dandy index btw
http://www.nflplayers.com/players/journals.aspx
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago)
A huge focus for us is to get into the red zone and score points.
I wonder if John Madden told him that.
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 04:15 (seventeen years ago)
"a huge focus for us is just like you know punting"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago)
i hope ben's big contract forbids motorcycle riding
― mookieproof, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
Cold Hard Football Facts: Big Ben, statistically, among the best ever
gonna take a hit with this o-line, though
― mookieproof, Thursday, 2 October 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago)
― mookieproof
A concussion waiting to happen.
― leavethecapital, Thursday, 2 October 2008 21:25 (sixteen years ago)
"I'm sure a lot of you would like to know all the little secrets of training camp like who's doing well and all. Well I will tell you all that Sweed and Rashard are both doing very well, its always tough for a rookie but I think both are going to be fine players in this league. Well I guess I had better get to bed now, I need to get my rest for the game tomorrow."
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago)
I like the image of Zeus trottin in on Roffles holding a night cap and bunny slippers in his jaws and Ben's all like "Well I guess I had better get to bed now"
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
ben signing off:
So anyway, I hope that everyone is doing well and I'll be back here soon with another update. See you soon...
Well I have to take off now, but I hope that everyone is well and please come see us at training camp in Latrobe
Anyway I guess I better get going, hope everyone enjoys the game tomorrow.
Well, I am going to get back to watching the game, so everyone enjoy the rest of their weekend.
Well, we are pulling up to the hotel now so I've got to go.
Well I guess I had better get to bed now, I need to get my rest for the game tomorrow.
― omar little, Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
I love Roffles because he seems to be just a big dork.
― leavethecapital, Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
HEY DONOVAN
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 October 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago)
still my favorite entry btw
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 6 October 2008 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
Zeus needs to stay out of Eli's yard.http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2008/10/26/mla00057392_2.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
"After I take my bag to my room I head to a production meeting (where we basically talk to the guys that are announcing the game on TV so that they have some inside information to use when they talk during the game). Once I got done with that I went to dinner at Morton's with my agent and his fiance and my two buddy's Brad and Greg. After dinner I had to go to a QB meeting to talk about any last minute plays I like or don't like. After the QB meeting, we have an offensive meeting and then a team meeting. Once the team meeting was over I went up to my room and watched the end of the crazy college game day. I made some phone calls and then went to bed. Today I got up, packed up my bag, took a shower, got dressed and now I'm sitting on the bus headed to the stadium. "
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
^^ Is that SFW?
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:04 (sixteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6ihBv5xA_Gs/SP_LenuRWOI/AAAAAAAAAB0/SKcpQSXLMmc/s320/DSCN0702.JPGhttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6ihBv5xA_Gs/SP_LeNKYQEI/AAAAAAAAABs/_misOY_GHTM/s320/DSCN0701.JPGhttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6ihBv5xA_Gs/SP_LfVe_wTI/AAAAAAAAAB8/yjrEZMwH0wA/s320/DSCN0703.JPG
― ಥ﹏ಥ (cankles), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:43 (sixteen years ago)
and here i thought someone would post the pic of him and big georghe muresan!
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago)
http://chriscooley47.blogspot.com/2008/11/tc-message-from-to-fan.html
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 11 November 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago)
"You'll never hear me say 'I' anything, but I lost this game," said Roethlisberger, who appeared to be crying into a towel when reporters entered the locker room. "I take it on myself. I let the guys down on offense and defense. It hurts, but we'll learn from it."
http://sports.aol.com/nfl/story/_a/bbdp/late-pick-keeps-colts-playoff-hopes/242442
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago)
Hes right. He did lose them the game.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel who appeared to be crying into a towel
― omar little, Tuesday, 11 November 2008 21:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Vd+vyHmTL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
:(
― T-PALIN (daria-g), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago)
http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.49889090.jpg
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago)
http://thefeed.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/06/roethlisberger.jpg
― leavethecapital, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 23:53 (sixteen years ago)
I still have my DRINK LIKE A ROETHLISBERGER TODAY t-shirt
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 December 2008 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
lady still looks like hil clinton
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 18 December 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
IT'S SO GONNA HAPPEN!!
http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/fifthbenpicture.jpg
― leavethecapital, Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/teammates_pretty_sure_ben
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 January 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)
http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/28544827/
When the Steelers quarterback resumed practicing this week, he realized his helmet didn't fit right. He sustained a concussion Dec. 28 against Cleveland, and spent last week getting over headaches associated with the hit. "I had a little headache after putting the helmet on because it was so tight,'' Roethlisberger said Wednesday. "But we'll deal with it and move on.''
― disco is the reason (daria-g), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:49 (sixteen years ago)
how are they even letting him play??!
― disco is the reason (daria-g), Thursday, 8 January 2009 19:50 (sixteen years ago)
omg he is going to die
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:23 (sixteen years ago)
I know!! Leftwich might play better anyway, I am not sure why they might let Roffles get killed out there
― disco is the reason (daria-g), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:35 (sixteen years ago)
HIS HEAD HAS SWOLLEN TO TEN TIMES ITS NORMAL SIZE AND HE WILL HAVE TO WEAR THIS:
http://www.ladyrattlerathletics.com/dark%20helmet.jpg
― furt warner (brownie), Thursday, 8 January 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
but, but, but I DISTINCTLY SAW A THUMBS UP?!?!?!?!
― more ign'ant than thuggin', surely (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 January 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/Peyton_Manning/status/1109273654
Today I got Ravens over Titans and Cardinals over Panthers. Does anyone agree with me or think I've totally lost my mind? 11:53 AM Jan 10th from web
― итало электро брейк (daria-g), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)
hahah
― z-hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 28 February 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_l3drt5pB49Q/Sd9mP5Lzx5I/AAAAAAAAEOE/VF4fXjNp21o/s400/ben_roethlisberger.jpg
wtf
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 April 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
shaun of the ben
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
ok that doesn't quite make sense does it?
http://www.psamp.com/images/stories/benstache.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
no
― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 23 October 2009 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
family huddlehttp://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5293420n&tag=contentMain;contentBody
― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
contentBody
― jØrdån (omar little), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://thatschurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bennyhot.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 December 2009 06:45 (fifteen years ago)
pulling these from the week 19 threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjPsnV4KfuIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEPDNHCrPfM
― just ignore whatever forks is doing and you should be ok (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
i rarely remember my dreams, but I woke up this morning with a clear memory of having watched a televised Roethlisberger PSA where he was talking about the dangers of diabetes and he said "There are eighteen people in my family with diabetes. Ten are currently being treated. None live in my house. Won't you help?"
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
dr. ben rofflesberger
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2010 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 17:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/sportspickle/f/9/sportspickle.24751edfad39a0cc7b92c0e9aab436f7.jpg
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)
tbh i can no longer think of ben without picturing this guy
http://i49.tinypic.com/kcil3a.jpg
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
"hey uh... i think i'm gonna rape you now"
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
yo guys just wanted to pop in and say that ben can rape like 80 girls a day so long as he keeps gettin dem RINGS, SIXBURGH BABY WOOOOOO, i hope he plows pussy all day long, leaving a wake of shattered young females behind him, mere shivering husks, weeping before an unresponsive public as long as it gives him the strength to FIND HEATH MILLER OVER THE MIDDLE FOR A FIRST DOWN and UNDERTHROW IT TO MIKE WALLACE FOR A STILLERS TOUCHDOWN and i don't care if that makes me a bad person
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Friday, 12 March 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
Profootballtalk.com passes along "rumors" that suspended Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger was recently caught urinating on a Columbus (OH) golf course by a woman who supposedly now intends to press charges.PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.
PFT's Mike Florio acknowledges that this is all rumor for now, and that the main source of the story is "multiple emails over the past two days." However, Florio does have a legitimate source who's confirmed Roethlisberger indeed was golfing in Columbus. The same source claims Big Ben was not the person urinating -- it was another member of Roethlisberger's foursome.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:46 (fourteen years ago)
tbf, dudes take a piss on golf courses all the time.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago)
tru, but dude gotta keep it in his pants
― i'm gonna need a +1 so me & a friend can kick you in the balls (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/peyton-manning-comes-out-as-gay-for-football,32037/
― brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 April 2013 03:25 (twelve years ago)
The Steelers are a steroid controversy and a nightclub shooting away from being the team from Playmakers right now. https://t.co/f5O8cqMo9e— Robert Klemko (@RobertKlemko) September 20, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 September 2018 20:43 (six years ago)