lol tom cruise is @ was/sea game and is a "business associate" of daniel snyder

that and these tarded brady quinn energy drink commercials

yessssss santana

omg

lol this thread reversed-jinx this game

jpg of holmgren reaction to 2nd hasselbeck plz

ha go skins.

int**

IM TORN BETWEEN CRAZY RON PUAL DEBATE MOMENTS AND THIS SUDDENLY COMPELLING GAME

HASSELBECK IS THE MITT ROMNEY OF THE PLAYOFFS SO FAR

that wuz an awesome fuckin throw on the santana td

yeah it was it reminded me of when you lightly tap the button on madden and the computer just perfectly lofts it over the linebacker

/me playing madden= 3rd down of an nfl playoff game

shd have only tuned in @ 4th Q. 1st 3 were a bore

hawks back up :(

Why does Collinsworth hate kickers so much? Did one fuck his wife or something?

i bet todd collins played a lot of madden

omg rock cartwright

dude, #25 wuz smart to turn his back there

OMG

fucking wind

whoa this game turned sloppy as fuck

yeah fuck i was lookin good on the under not that long ago..oh well, at least i wont have to hear 12th man sean tayolor lookin down from heaven for every pass defense another week

yeah man i love the redskins but that shit was getting a little intense for my taste

o well time to watch debates

there is no way they can win this if every pass is <6 yards

whoa this game turned sloppy as fuck

-- horseshoe, Saturday, January 5, 2008 2:31 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

longest time for a kick return ever??? i love that tiny ass nigga!!!!!

"seattle has been leaking recently"

anthony smith looked hell of cross-eyed in his player profile

they played "mr. wendel" into the break!

jesus ben get a hold of yourself!

lol rofflesburger

lol @ al michaels dred lock analysis

omg what is going on here

i've been watching debate

i love jones-drew

grady jackson is having fun, guys

I feel vaguely sorry for rofflesberger
also mike tomlin's head looks funny when he takes his motorola off

man this line is suspect

if by "funny" you mean "pretty"?

xpost

because he kind of has the modern afro going on, so when he takes off the headset to yell at refs he's got this curved dent in the middle of his 'do

this is gonna be good

lol, michaels giggling at madden admiring gerrard's legs

wrong thread

i noticed headphone dent too, tombot

GQ ran a thing on tomlin a few months back about how he makes traditional blah coaching garb look stylish and youthful

yeah somehow tomlin makes headphone dent like the coolest fuckin thing also

"somehow"-by virtue of being hot

pittsburgh shd have an ugly coach its just wrong. they will never succeed with pretty boy tomlin mark my words

anybody else get genuine goosebumps from that knight rider teaser

lol @ pick by a DT

jax d-line depth chart full of terrifying surprises for big ben tonight

so looking forward to buying a bunch of jacksonville shit for next season, exorcising this inexplicable giants fandom

wau steelers suck. i mean, i wasn't expecting them to win, but i wasn't expecting them to self-destruct thus.

;_;

not so fast mookieprroof

they can come back from this. washington + holmes can really get downfield/break tds etc. etc.

jaaaaaaaaaaags

how'd they score i was flippin around

penalty, laser to wilford, laser to wilford, jones drew to the outside

(I think that's right)

how can anyone expect the stillers to stop jones drew and LASERS?

man nobooooody picked the steelers and they were aaaaaaall right

welll, keeping it intersting. tho prob just prolonging the inevitable.

also, wtf is w/ the toyota WoW commercial?

yeah i've been continuously baffled by that commercial

man i've categorically disagreed with step all night

lol

he said both thompson and edwards had the best nights.

ARGH MY BAD

shit

The Tacoma is "edgy" and "youthful" but still fundamentally "super super durable." cf. eg. the Loch Ness Monster spot, the asteroid spot, etc etc...

And astonishingly, we have a game again!

i guess the jags rammed the ball down their throats to clinch the last game tho

WOW

HOLY SHIT HINES

oh shiiiiit

GIVE HIM MOER THAN TWO FOR THAT SHITST

oh wait

playoff games starting at 8 gets me all loud and beligerant

lololol

wowowowoowowow

where for areth thou bryon leftwich?

steelers will get fucking killed by the pats

that tomlin + hines moment was nice

o_O @ 2 passes in a row

>_<

>_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<

does 5 yards not apply when into the end zone??

pls pls pls let the jags come back

omg, if that flag was somehow on the offesne i would have lost my shit

man garrard is a genuinely awesome qb

^^um, noooo

but maybs i cant detect heavy sarcasm

fuuuuuuuuuuck

jax tackles are getting blown the fuck up

fuuuuuuuuuck you pittsburgh

ok i'm going to get ice cream but tivoing the rest of this

i hope roffles fumbles this shit away

this is the most depressing game ever not involving the patriots

wow, work picked a bad time of nite to get busy i guess.

great game

holy shit holy shit

man garrard is a genuinely awesome qb

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, January 6, 2008 4:12 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol STEELERS shoulda let garrard score there, retards

funny game lol

why does del rio have to be wearing a leather coat? dude looks like such a dildo

also, wtf is w/ the toyota WoW commercial?

i think this one trumps it in wtffff?ness

that is a good (bungled) point by michaels...kick the xp once you are 12 yds out

BOOM

ROFFLESBURGER

i hope roffles fumbles this shit away

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, January 6, 2008 4:15 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

PROPHET

YES VICTORY FOR THE JAGWIRES!!!!!!!

i love how quiet that shit is right now

Pitt covered, thank god!!

but this game coulda actually been an easy Pitt win but for stupid Steelers allowing kickoff return for a TD plus Ben's pick 6.

Pitt covered, thank god!!

i got jags at -1.5 early in the wk so everybody wins!

I love that MJ-D is only like three inches taller than the sideline reporter

guys i have soooo many beliefs

so looking forward to buying a bunch of jacksonville shit for next season, exorcising this inexplicable giants fandom

-- El Tomboto, Sunday, January 6, 2008 2:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

arent u from tennessee or somethin? titans, dude!!!!!!

also i have been silently judging u 4 years 4 that giants shit, glad u makin the jump dogg~~

fuckity fuck

congrats to you too johnny!! *tinkle glasses*

^likewise! now i need to make sure im awake by the nyg game tomorrow

lol, michaels giggling at madden admiring gerrard's legs

-- johnny crunch, Sunday, January 6, 2008 2:26 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol otm btw... that was the highlight of the game imo

i had Pitt +2.5 but I don't think i'm touching tomorrow *unless* i can manage to convince myself that Tenn can cover ....

i am so furious because now i can't come on here and be like "LOL I TOLD U GUYS THE FAGUARS SUKKKK" but at least it will be a more interesting matchup than PIT-NE

i was thinking about BUTTS so much during the first half

[20:21] <langsty> hines ward has such a large, supple butt
[20:21] <langsty> that is a bubble butt

garrard's bookie is indeed thick as well~

*unless* i can manage to convince myself that Tenn can cover

i would stay far away from this, tho i do wish that they could make it interesting

i was thinking about BUTTS so much during the first half

[20:21] <langsty> hines ward has such a large, supple butt
[20:21] <langsty> that is a bubble butt

garrard's bookie is indeed thick as well~

<3 <3 <3

AHHHHHH.

HHHHHHA

Can anyone explain why the Jags didn't try to kick a field goal at the end of the first half? They were on the Pittsburgh thirty with a timeout and ran a play that ended with about two seconds left; don't you call the to and kick? Would've saved a lot of Al Michael's angst.

aids: I went to college under PATYENY MAANGINGO but if I have anything appraoching an ancestral home it is either charleston county GA (home of the baileyz, go indians) or huntsville AL - therefore JAGS, since that gives me the option of actually discussing pro ball with relatives when I am "home" for the "holidays"

great game.

madden's seeming epiphany that garrard never was going to pass that 4th down draw was the highlight of the game for me

then 8 mins later when they showed the replay again he finally had realized it was a draw

JORDAN S FUCK U

????

I'm sorry

it's bad

what did i do?

nothing. IT'S ME.

:/

I bet the Steelers to win.

sorry

u r ok jordan

it was a great 2nd half. damn.

Jordan S, sorry dude.

it's okay brownie i have felt your gambling sorrows before.

:)

In order to get back to square one = NYG to win.

i would have much rather seen the steelers in foxboro next week rather than the jaguars.

David Garrard looked kinda bad at times.

i would have much rather seen the steelers in foxboro next week rather than the jaguars.

No doubt.

What an entertaining opening day of wild card football. Today should be good too, but probably not as good.

I just can't get excited about Bucs/Giants, even if it is the playoffs. zzzzzz

me either, after yesterday.. bummed about my redskins, but the pitt-jax game was fantastic

i would have much rather seen the steelers in foxboro next week rather than the jaguars.

i was more worried about that after the first half but jax almost blew it in the second.. why do i keep hearing jags are a tough match against ne?

people think the jags can run the ball on the pats enough to control the clock, keep the ball out of brady's hands, etc etc...i want to believe. jax will still be prob like a 2 td underdog id say

jaguars are still going to lose but i think the steelers w/o parker are custom made to be chewed up by the pats. i think the pats will control the clock against jax. welker and gaffney will probably be the main targets of 5-9 yard passes.

the jags look suspect against a strong passing offense to be sure, deep or dink and dunk - otoh they have at least one d-tackle who isn't alien to the concept of picking off a laser, the whole leftfield factor seems to work for them (and makes me love their teal sleeper ass even more)

it looked like they had no trouble putting pressure on rofflesburger so that's why i figure the p-men will go to the short game. it eats the clock and moves the chains.

lol, eli you suck.

he has outplayed the fuck out of garcia so far tho

great great drive

wau that int

it eats the clock and moves the chains.

I imagine this being said in death metal cookie monster voice and it's fucking money

3 MOAR years of coughman

this game is gonna BLOW

this bores me

o god this shit is mr gaaaaaaaay

so many interceptions this wildcard weekend!

why did the only 2 good teams in the wildcard round play each other wtf

uh oh gates riding offa field

SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING

im kinda still watching this game, why?

i actually think this game has been mildly entertaining!!

i'm still sorta intrigued by the titans struggles and i completely delight in the failure of philip rivers

i cannot remember a time before i was watching this game.

BIRONAS

6-0 halftime no no no

3rd quarter= dinner 4th quarter= laying on couch in food-slumber paying half-attention to game and only looking over when gumbel shrieks

I liked the Giants game for the fact that the fairweather Buc fans can pack it in again.

I still say if they would actually put together consecutive losing seasons for say, 3 years, their fanbase would start approaching that of the Creamsicle jersey years.

but they never do, they keep alternating good and bad years.

l.t. 12 carries 11 yards

more like lol-t

yea but if Philip can start completing these drives it won't mattah.

come on, Chargers. ain't no way the Titans can beat the Patsies next week.

10-6

lol bironas

WHERE IS YOUR BRRRONIS NOW TENNESSEEE?

Shaw-SHANK redemption

lol tennessee secondary

<I>lol, eli you suck.</I>

you were somehow watching a different game y/n

also this fucking game!! can they just end it? i'd rather be watching 60 minutes.

lol forgot about bbcode

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

that was not a td

dude "tulloch" who made the initial hit on LT went to my hs

it was totally a TD!

yeah it probably was but i really wanna see philip rivers lose

i think we can just call any not quite young enough wildly inconsistent qb "eli" from now on

these two teams should be ashamed of themselves for even existing.

i'm gonna go dye my eyelashes, that seems more interesting than this game.

im gonna cook up pancakes bacon and some eeeeeeggzah!

i don't have to watch this game anymore or anything else ever because Ive been blinded by phil simms's SHIRT.

while rivers is a mediocre qb, and douchebag of epic proportions from what i can figure, there was no other possible outcome for this game. to my disappointment.

im not surprised that martyball failed for the nth time in the playoffs last yr, but for him to have lost and norv to have won- thats not justice.

yah well hes gonna lose in the same round marty did anyway

I disagree wholeheartedly that he's mediocre.

I think it's Turner's idiotic coaching in the first half of the season.

Look at how good Rivers looked last year in comparison.

ban bo jackson

j/k but rivers sucks fat nuts

did you see that pass to chambers??? if he threw it 7 yards further (as any competent qb would have) chambers would have WALTZED into the endzone instead of having to have lt dive into the end zone for a dubious td

<I>lol, eli you suck.</I>

you were somehow watching a different game y/n

no, i was watching the game where eli sucked donkey balls and would have been blown out if he was playing an nfl team. lucky for him he was playing the buccaneers.

seriously, do you think that was a quality game?

I seriously don't know what you're talking about, chicago kevin.

Were there moments when, while being hurried, he made sloppy throws? Yea. But if that makes one a bad QB, then there's probably 2 good QBs inthe entire NFL.

He was monumental on the two touchdown drives, made some very nice (and tough) throws, and protected the football. He even made strides in avoiding the sack by stepping up in the pocket.

I know you must have disdain for all things Manning, but as mediocre as he is normally, he wasn't today.

E. Manning 20 27 185 74.1 6.9 1 8 2 0

^^^this is a completely solid game

also like david garrard's stats for every game this year

ya, he was very impressive, and it isn't like he was playing a slouch defense. it was upon him to create the offense for much of the game. the running game opened up a little after he aired it out, too.

I don't know, guys, I'm pretty pleased with Rivers. I'd rather have him than David Garrard on a long-term basis.

Manning looked good against an extremely daunting offense.
I'm not saying he has two chances in hell against Dallas, but give him his due; this was one of the solid games for him.

you're absolutely right, it was a solid game. i tuned out during the 3rd quarter. my original lol you suck was in reference to a particular throw where the back was wide open about 7 yards away and eli threw a 5 yard pass. immediately after that he caught fire and i went record shopping.

dude you sound like a complete psychopath whenever you discuss the mannings. "no offense" or anything. did archie manning kill yr dog or something?

"none taken". yes, archie killed my dog.

Were there moments when, while being hurried, he made sloppy throws? Yea. But if that makes one a bad QB, then there's probably 2 good QBs inthe entire NFL.

ck's beloved brady wouldn't be one of them, btw, which makes that more lolilicious.

dont tell me yr getting yr hopes up abt eli again - he'll hurt you - just like the other times

"the more you know"

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/01/elifiredup.jpg

as good a day as eli may have had i had a better one, i found an original mono pressing of a bo diddley album on chess at a church sale on the south side for 2 bucks.

which record, ck?

(and i think guy whimper deserves his own thread)

"go bo diddley", his 2nd lp. fucking killer.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Go_Bo_Diddley_1959.jpg

my cover is kind of battered (the back especially) but the record is in great shape for a 49 year old piece of vinyl.

cool. pre-rectangular guitar diddley!

y'know? the guitar/drums thing is totally played. someone needs to resurrect the guitar/drums/maracas trio!

yeah, there are pictures on the back cover of him with what looks like a precursor to the rectangle, this one almost looks like a cross between a gibson explorer and an inverted flying v or something. it looks like it could and perhaps did double as a weapon.

Not with a bang, but...

if I have anything appraoching an ancestral home it is either charleston county GA

http://www.race-it.com/NFL/falcons.jpg!!!!!!!!!

dude the closest place to buy booze in the okefenokee is florida. f that atlanta bullshit, go jags (but fuck the gators, anybody but the gators)