does anyone know where i can find a clip from last night of peyton manning doing the "c'mon retard, hurry it up already" gesture in the fancy man booth he was sitting in when eli accidentall

wau there is a limit on how long titles can be u_u

the look on his face...you do not want to fuck up in that family.

We ran into this on ITR, it is a(n annoying) mystery.

We know what you're talking about.

I'd like to see a compilation of Peyton's reactions. What an asshole.

was archie at the game last night btw? didn't see a shot of him once.

i bet he made that gesture when eli was slow scarfing down his blueberry pie at denny's when they were kids or something. we need to get this hurry it up thing as a gif stat

i like how that brunette chick next to peyton was trying to hug him towards the end of the game and he just ignored her. he looked like sean bean during the fellowship circle.

I remember that. I recorded the game (not great quality) but I don't want to watch it again obv

send it my way, i will watch it 4000000000000000 times.

gotta getta gif

i thought peyton reactions were great!

also terrifying when they scored that last touchdown. he reacted like an extra from the 300

like how that brunette chick next to peyton was trying to hug him towards the end of the game

Yes! She was like "high five!" and he only had eyes for Eli

No way schef, forget it, I don't remember when Peyton did that and I'd have to watch at least an hour of footage. :( And now what do I do? They should have an alternate NFL league that plays in the offseason, it is way too long until September.

baseball baby.

I never liked baseball. I am thinking NASCAR.

no way dude

NASCAR rules! Fast cars + liquor + redneckin'. It used to be cooler when the cars were sponsored exclusively by tobacco and auto parts.

I see no difference in the excitement level of NASCAR and if they covered the Boston Marathon live.

Dude, big giant car wrecks at 200+ mph. You start watching for that, and then maybe you pay attention to strategy, or not, and just keep waiting for another giant wreck.

daria you give NASCAR rednecks a bad name. ^_^

I was a huge NASCAR fan when I was in grade school. Maybe I should start an ILNASCAR board and convince everyone else. I did start watching because of the wrecks though.

Today is awful, I keep forgetting about the ball game and then click on a news site and then forget again and then go back to the news.. ugh.

That's like waiting two-and-a-half hours in baseball to see a guy get beaned.

xp

but in baseball beaning can only happen on a pitch, and they throw like one pitch per five minutes in that shit. stock cars are always going in a circle at 200mph, on the precipice of doom.

and yet they never really crash! NASCAR is too safe imo~

someone find this clip

auto racing is just one long "mommy mommy" joke --

"mommy mommy, why am I going around in circles"
"shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor"

THANK YOU GRADY FOR GETTING US BACK ON TARGET TO THE MATTERS AT HAND WHICH ARE V IMPORTANT BTW, EVERYONE

Hell, stare at a webcam of a Vietnamese intersection for three hours if you're looking for a wreck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FivncYMXS_M

I just can't watch that game again, won't NFL network replay it?

"You sort of play the game as you are up there watching, but you are pulling so hard for Eli,'' Peyton said. "I guarantee you I am more involved in the game he is playing than any other NFL game. I was pumped, and I got a lot of messages telling me to calm down because I was excited and pumped after the big plays he was making.''

^^^ what is peyton talking about

Russell Phillips (born March 6, 1969-October 6, 1995) was a NASCAR Sportsman Division driver from America. He was killed at Lowe's Motor Speedway in 1995 in one of the most gruesome crashes in the history of NASCAR.

Phillips was in 10th place when he was hit by the car of Steven Howard, who steered high to avoid a two-car spinout. Howard's car forced Phillips' car onto it's right side, then smashed it roof-first into the retaining wall. Until 1996, NASCAR cars were not yet required to be equipped with the "Earnhardt bar", a roof-support bar running down the middle of the windshield, designed to prevent fatal roof collapse in roof-first accidents. [1] Resultantly, the existing roll bars failed to protect the roof; both the roll bars and the roof itself were sheared completely off the car, exposing the interior of the driver compartment and grinding it against the wall and fence. When the vehicle came back down onto the track on its wheels, there was a massive "gaping hole" where the top of the car was supposed to be.

Phillips, whose upper body was ground against the track's steel catch fence and a caution light fixture at high speed, was both partially dismembered and decapitated, in what a photographer on-scene described as "as gruesome a wreck as I can ever recall".[2] In video of the accident, the first rescuer on scene could be seen running to the car, then immediately turning away from the wreck after seeing Phillips' body and realizing the hopelessness of any attempt at resuscitation. The track was littered with car debris, blood, and numerous pieces of Phillips' body, necessitating a complete and lengthy race stoppage (red flag) while track officials wearing surgical gloves placed white sheets over various body parts in the vicinity of the crash. The driver's head (still wearing his helmet) was found at the entrance of the pit road, and one of his hands was found suspended in the retaining fence. [3]

They should have an alternate NFL league that plays in the offseason, it is way too long until September.

RIP world league of american football/nfl europe.

Tom Brady (born August 3, 1977-February 3, 2008) was a NFL Quarterback from America. He was killed at University of Phoenix Stadium in 2007 in one of the most gruesome crashes in the history of the NFL.

Brady was on his own 26 yard line when he was hit by rookie Jay Alford, who all but ignored a block by Pro Bowler Dan Koppen backup center Russ Hochstein. Alford's shoulder forced Brady's body onto its backside, then smashed it head-first into the turf.

lololoolololol

HOLY SHIT THAT NASCAR CRASH STORY

they didn't include that interesting factoid in the race program of any NASCAR event I've been to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdG4gppai9M - best part is the mullet w/ cig consoling his buddy in the American flag fire suit

Daria, with all due respect, do you enjoy dogfighting too?

ok in all seriousness I am utterly fascinated that the three ppl on ILX who appear to have a genuine interest in stock car racing are two ivy lawyers and dc's own girl who went to grad school to study the french language

While all the southerners are like, oh that's so passé...

daria watch formula one for the crashes, my dad's a nascar fan and refuses to watch formula one cuz it's too gruesome. i'm thinking i'm going hard on the nba now or something, i'm definitely boycotting the nfl until the draft at least, i don't want to live in a world/follow a sport where the mannings, arlen spector, gregggg easterbrook, mike martz, brenda warner, etc are walking around all vindicated and shit. fuck that. mike vick's in jail and tom coughlin has a trophy. we live in a world without magic.

Um, I guess if the dogs were robots, maybe?
Stock car racing is massive where I grew up. I can't even tell you how many #3 memorials there were around town. What can I say, my dad was a race fan (not so much anymore --> golf), so I watched stock cars because he did. I wish I still had my Intimidator Tour '91 t-shirt, I bought it with my allowance money :)

I also liked drag racing - Kenny Bernstein was my favorite, he was racing funny cars then but I think he switched to dragsters after that?

I think I didn't watch formula one because it was so european. :) I will have to find this awesome article in the Wash Post magazine where the writer is just completely befuddled by the NASCAR phenomenon and ends up sitting on top of an RV outside the track drinking moonshine

drag racing live is awesome, it doesn't televise well imo

arlen spector?

does anyone know where i can find a clip from last night of peyton manning doing the "c'mon retard, hurry it up already" gesture in the fancy man booth he was sitting in when eli accidentally ran the

i still need to see this

i like how that brunette chick next to peyton was trying to hug him towards the end of the game and he just ignored her. he looked like sean bean during the fellowship circle.

i got to see this on TV today but someone please youtube

also stfu about cars on football thread thx

also clip of brady scoffing at 17 points prediction plz

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWPjHAqrDb0

that's the brady scoff

dude the worst thing i've ever seen was formula one driver tom pryce hitting a race marshall at 170 mph, which is just about the weirdest/grossest thing i've ever seen.

On lap 22, a 19 year old marshall, Frederik Jansen Van Vuuren, crossed the track to extinguish a fire on Renzo Zorzi's retired Shadow during racing conditions and was struck by Tom Pryce's Shadow at high speed. The impact killed both Pryce and Van Vuuren instantly: Van Vuuren from the impact of the collision, Pryce due to head injuries inflicted by the fire extinguisher that Van Vuuren was carrying. The impact from the fire extinguisher ripped Pryce's helmet from his head, causing the chin strap to nearly decapitate the unfortunate Welshman. Pryce's car continued on down the main straight with his helmetless body still in the cockpit until it finally left the track at the first corner, taking the Ligier of Jacques Laffite out of the race in the process.

lol @ this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDlRpJNSYzE

lol blount i feel u on the vick thing (still haven't gotten over it, mb never will~) but would u REALLY have preferred to have seen the pats win this? that's fucken disgusting to me, wtf is wrong with ppl without a dog in the fight who root for the frontrunners like that... a shameful ass nigga imo~

o i could give a fuck about the pats really, just seriously would you REALLY prefer following a sport where whiny fratdorks like the mannings win championships instead of just another standard dynasty blah blah where do they rank sportsnation zzzz. cuz if so might i suggest major league baseball, that sport's loaded w/ cryptomannings. me, i'll take al horford.

ya cept brady's just as much of a faggy fratrat dorkfuck so pick yr poison, PLUS really who cares about the QBs when you've got the niggiest of nigs repping in plax and strahan (::"ballin'" pantomime::)

if the hawks traded for javaris crittenton i would forgive billy knight for EVERYTHING~

the niggiest of nigs

the people need a poll.

The track was littered with car debris, blood, and numerous pieces of Phillips' body, necessitating a complete and lengthy race stoppage (red flag) while track officials wearing surgical gloves placed white sheets over various body parts in the vicinity of the crash. The driver's head (still wearing his helmet) was found at the entrance of the pit road, and one of his hands was found suspended in the retaining fence. [3]

and with that i go to lunch ;_;

lol 85 bears amirite

Dude lived!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la0vQlYOKbs&NR=1

from the same race. rip :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KI6LRkCQjA

seriously would you REALLY prefer following a sport where whiny fratdorks like the mannings win championships

as opposed to whiny three-hairtcuts-a-week fratdorks i guess?

i mean honestly in all seriousness a person who could watch that game, regardless of who they were rooting for, and decide to BOYCOTT FOOTBALL over it, is a person that i never want anything to do with ever again. that's like some billy bellsichicks level of "you actually always honestly hated this game and everything about it, didn't you?" kind of bullshit. though treating the mannings like they hitler and then in the same breath still crying MONTHS LATER over a man who murdered puppies probably indicates the same thing so whatevs, blount.

I kind of hate football except for when:

- The Vikings are winning;
- The Superbowl is awesome.

though treating the mannings like they hitler and then in the same breath still crying MONTHS LATER over a man who murdered puppies probably indicates the same thing

whew, i've never cried over michael vick.

http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/michael-vick-jury-cartoon.jpg

Not exactly a jury of his peers, tho'.

5 of them are missing (presumed euthanized)

i was just sayin that to my friend yesterday - if you didn't appreciate that game then you're not a football fan, you're just a homer! or in blount's case, a fag~

Or 4. Whatever, it was a crap joke.

where's
http://8store.8thman.com/sitebuilder/images/dawg-222x218.jpg

semi-obvious PUPPY BOWL zing goes here

http://www.weirdspace.dk/Jim%20Davies/Graphics/Odie.jpg

who's crying over mike vick? i mean i know you guys are homers but seriously you ppl seriously like eli vs. brady model nfl over o maybe elway vs. favre or montana vs. marino? i mean at least then for whatever huge 'he's a cokehead/pillpopper/has the teeth of nine horses' faults there was GREATNESS. everybody's boomer esiason now. and i don't think the mannings are as bad as hitler, i just think they're as bad as curt schilling or a-rod. still boycotting the nfl until the draft.

haha yeah we need the old model NFL where the great quarterbacks really EARNED their advertising money

everybody's boomer esiason now.

This makes complete sense.

who's crying over mike vick? i mean i know you guys are homers but seriously you ppl seriously like eli vs. brady model nfl over o maybe elway vs. favre or montana vs. marino? i mean at least then for whatever huge 'he's a cokehead/pillpopper/has the teeth of nine horses' faults there was GREATNESS. everybody's boomer esiason now. and i don't think the mannings are as bad as hitler, i just think they're as bad as curt schilling or a-rod. still boycotting the nfl until the draft.

-- balls, Tuesday, 5 February 2008 23:44 (Yesterday) Link

i like to imagine this as being said by don shula.

guys what is going on? that game was SO GOOD. the Super Bowl has never been so good except for maybe when the Giants beat my Bills, but I was unable to appreciate that game aesthetically, for obvious reasons.

OMG BRADY'S FACE HITTING THE DIRT FIVE MILLION TIMES, ILU SO MUCH STRAHAN, TUCK, UMENIYORA!!!

ALSO PEYTON'S MEANNESS ABOUT ELI'S DELAY OF GAME ONLY MADE ME LOVE HIM MORE SHOCKER

but seriously you ppl seriously like eli vs. brady model nfl over o maybe elway vs. favre or montana vs. marino?

lil before my time dude! ok not so much elway v favre but i wasnt really paying attn to football back then - tho i certainly noticed when elway faceraped the birds~

wait, wait, wait... how is montana or marino any different from brady or either manning? are you talking in terms of performance? style? personality?

neither montana nor marino were southern good ol boy school qbs that blount's had to hear about forever and ever? JUST HAZARDING A GUESS

i still actually fail to see what ELI manning has done that is so whiny and/or offensive to warrant the hatred. being born with the last name manning should not be enough to warrant unsupported tirades against him as a person, regardless of what you think of his playing ability? i mean, gimme an example, blount. the dude doesn't open his fucking mouth. except for the times he's openly dissed archie or peyton, i guess, which is where the misplaced hatred is coming from anyway.

the idea that dan marino or brett favre were/are somehow less of douchebags than eli manning or MAYBE EVEN TOM BRADY??? is amazing to me.

maybe brady should pop some more oxycontin in his spare time?

The Mannings' Big Pout regarding going to San Diego always rubbed me the wrong way.

Elisha is still not as annoying as his older brother, I admit.

the idea that dan marino or brett favre were/are somehow less of douchebags than eli manning or MAYBE EVEN TOM BRADY???

that's what i don't get. i mean, you've seen dan marino on tv before right?

for the record i don't hate eli nearly as much as i do peyton but being the son of archie and olivia is still enough to make me say eat a bag, eli.

word. brady's biggest character issue is that he has none unless you count yelling at his line and ditching his pregnant superhottie for a less pregnant one

xxpost to painkiller comment above

when peyton gets old he is going to turn into jimmy stewart's character from the man who knew too much.

i just realized i know eli manning's parents names without having to google them. football season may have ended right on time.

too right. it's one thing to know the name of eli's father b/c he was, like, a well known qb. but when you start knowing players' mama's names?

i blame society in general, but fox in particular.

think of how ubiquitous mama mcnabb or mama hasselback have been the last few years? do you know their names? probably not, and you shouldn't! even portis's mama is a low grade cult hero in dc and i don't her name.

CK, can you name the third Manning brother?

cooper.

pronounced "cupper" which is fucking weird.

Kev, have you ever explained why you hate the Mannings so much? It's as if they personally deprived you of some certain cookies.

just general douchebaggery.

oh, and uhm, i got some chocolate chip cookies during the superbowl.

and in hindsight i prolly shoulda just watched the fucking game.

or fucked the watching dame amirite

i think peyton's annoyingness makes Eli 10000x more awesome, really can't hate on Eli at all

schef did I send you a drunk text making fun of kerry and the kennedys looking like fools on super tuesday.. after I finally turned my phone back on and saw your message from the game? i mean i know i sent one this morning but suddenly had this deja vu

also schef is the new cat named professor umenyiora

umeowra

eli is so obviously a stoner

the reason i hate peyton (on a blount tip):

http://smokeys-trail.com/peyton/bs17.jpg

http://smokeys-trail.com/peyton/manning.html

Seconded, tracer.

fuck you dudes, neither of you has ever played Rocky Top over 1000 times a year

for two years.
and then quit.
and then watch Tee Martin take us 13-0 and win it all.

God, I couldn't imagine playing "Rocky Top" even once.

Did you play directly into the microphones that they use inside Neyland?

No.
I do think I have our auditorium recording from 1998 lying around somewhere though.

Martin's role on the national championship team caused a minor controversy on the University of Tennessee campus; some Knoxville African-American leaders said that since Peyton Manning, who did not win a championship, had had a street named after him after leaving the university, not considering the same for Martin would be racism. In response, South Stadium Drive was renamed Tee Martin Drive.

anybody watch the last inside the nfl ep.?

fuck you dudes, neither of you has ever played Rocky Top over 1000 times a year

actually we played this in my high school marching band a lot. ugh. (for some reason the.. uh.. dance team really liked it.. I don't know what you call it, kind of the second-string cheerleaders who did high kick/pom pom routines and stuff at the halftime show)

haha I almost pasted that sentence into one of our websites accidentally

fuck you dudes, neither of you has ever played Rocky Top over 1000 times a year
for two years.
and then quit.

SEVEN years in junior high/high in GREENBRIER TENNESSEE REPRESENT for a team that may have won 16 games over that time span then quit before going to college.
Rocky Top gets boring on a flugelhorn.
I didn't peg you as a Volbot, tombot.