http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Articles_needing_expert_attention_since_April_2008
note the "A" section
who is volunteering?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 August 2008 15:26 (seventeen years ago)
one sentence at a time.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 15:44 (seventeen years ago)
"After years as a bachelor, Adam got married at age 40. Adam and his husband currently reside in a delightful bed and breakfast in Provincetown, MA."
Someone tell me that's a typo.
― MikeJonze, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
nope.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)
He began a relationship with many major Bronco athletes and coaches He began a relationship with many major Bronco athletes and coaches He began a relationship with many major Bronco athletes and coaches
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)
could whoever is doing the sterling job on this please add this book to his list of publications?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)
so let it be written, so let it be done.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)
that's beautiful, thank you.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 17:50 (seventeen years ago)
hi-fives to everyone
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
i don't seem to be able to stop myself now.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)
congrats to Adam on the nuptials hopefully it won't affect his top notch journalism
― brownie, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
what about "Beautiful-O-Lol" down there in the B's
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
Tariq Nasheed, author of the so-called "Holy Book of Game" The Mack Within, referred to Adam by name as an example of someone he knew who had been perpetually "coochie-whipped by Diamond Girls and Copper Chicks alike".
(I'm easy)
― David R., Thursday, 21 August 2008 03:30 (seventeen years ago)
all gone ;_;
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 August 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
Adam Schefter (born December 21, 1966 in Valley Stream, New York), also know as 'The Schef', is an American sports writer and television analyst. He is currently employed by the NFL Network.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 August 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)
who is the psycho who is taking care of the adam schefter page and removing our edits, i ask you
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 21 August 2008 19:31 (seventeen years ago)
dunno but i'm going to add something to the trivia section every time it gets reverted.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 August 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)
me :/
let the man enjoy his honeymoon in peace
― brownie, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
I spent two days trying to correct the gross misuse of the word "overwrought" in the caption of a fucking picture and every single time it got reverted in less than a day, and no log in the edit history, no name, nothing. So much for the free encyclopedia anyone can edit lol
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)
I think any anonymous edits are automatically shitcanned or something now
the one i made this afternoon is still there. at least until brownie reads this.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:20 (seventeen years ago)
Ever vigilant
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ab/Browns_1950_Logo.PNG/120px-Browns_1950_Logo.PNG
― brownie, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:26 (seventeen years ago)
:( i missed this
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)
Adam portrayed "Tommy" on the sit-com "Alice" for 6 episodes during the 1978 season.
haha
― brownie, Thursday, 21 August 2008 20:47 (seventeen years ago)
sandwich one is best yet. people are stepping their game up.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 21 August 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)
Schefter had a cameo appearance in the 2005 movie The Longest Yard as the titular "Longest Yard".
also appreciated the v subtle School of "Journalism"
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 August 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)
yr.welcome
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 22 August 2008 17:23 (seventeen years ago)
While with the Post, Schefter won the Colorado Best Dressed Male of the year award in 2002 and 2003.
truthy, or legit 411???
― David R., Friday, 22 August 2008 17:51 (seventeen years ago)
sorry I meant CITATION NEEDED
― David R., Friday, 22 August 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)
i may have been responsible for that.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 August 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
by which i mean, i was his stylist.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 August 2008 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
needs more schef = chef jokes
― deeznuts, Friday, 22 August 2008 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
Raekwon the Schef
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 22 August 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)
ok, who did the adultfriendfinder link?
― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 20:58 (seventeen years ago)
this is amazing, it's like the best easter egg hunt in the world
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 22 August 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
i think i'm running out of sentences to change.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:28 (seventeen years ago)
this douchebag just undid all my edits.
fucktard.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)
but i just realized i can edit his page instead.
― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:53 (seventeen years ago)
massive lols
― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
there you go asshole!
― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:11 (seventeen years ago)
you better watch out. he's gonna curse your name to his grave!
― MikeJonze, Saturday, 23 August 2008 02:10 (seventeen years ago)
#1 google response for "The Schef" takes you there. Cleaned up some errors.
― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 23 August 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)
why on earth would anyone be googling "the schef" for god's sake.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:57 (seventeen years ago)
I did...?
― forksclovetofu, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
but WHY
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 25 August 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)
i wanted to see if u were v v pretty btw
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)
you know, whenever it gets slow here at work i wander over to the schef's page and make an edit. it's a great time waster. thank you wikipedia, you turn the afternoon lulls into afternoon lulz.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)
i lol every day at "as the titular 'longest yard'"
― max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)
That Botero line had me literally lolling for a minute or so. http://www.epa.gov/perftrac/members/news/nov03/images/gold_star_poster.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 04:15 (seventeen years ago)
i guess that article doesn't need attention anymore. good work all.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
ok i screengrabbed that shit because it was too much
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)
ahaha i took screenshots too, this needs to be preserved forever
― cankles, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:10 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Taco_Wallace&diff=218898270&oldid=217460126
― cankles, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)
how do you remove 'notable credits' from the profile box???
― max, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 19:12 (seventeen years ago)
"Schefter is well known as an expert in the field of Silver Age comic books, having written numerous lengthy articles for The Comics Journal, Wizard Magazine and a somewhat notorious and slanderous pamphlet suggesting an illicit homosexual relationship between Gardner Fox and Julius Schwartz."
:D :D :D :D :D
― David R., Tuesday, 26 August 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)
Not Gonna Mop Itself: Cleaning Up After the Greats at Mile High
― brownie, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)
Somebody add the Time magazine cover as a picture.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 05:01 (seventeen years ago)
you'd think it would get old, but it really doesn't.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
"(Reverted to earlier version. Vandalism may still be present.)"
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)
I had some damn good work in there too.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
someone post screen grabs i missed it - still banned from wiki prob due to earlier schefter vandalism
― ice crӕm, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
you guys all did a great job, the vietnam bit might have been the proverbial straw, though
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)
"Not Gonna Mop Itself" was fan fucking tastic
lol i thought the tony romo book was a joke
― max, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:13 (seventeen years ago)
and "titular 'Longest Yard'" also genius
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/V_taking_a_bow.jpg
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)
still banned from wiki prob due to earlier schefter vandalism
same.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:16 (seventeen years ago)
last proper revision here: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Adam_Schefter&oldid=234599022
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)
The meaning of this obsession is, as yet, unknown.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:20 (seventeen years ago)
seriously about to lose a lung
In previous years Schefter was a frequent contributor to F.E.D.S magazine. Since the January 2008 issue, however, his column -- Finally, Every Dimension of the Schef -- has been absent from the publication.
LOL!!
― ice crӕm, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)
the vietnam bit = back story of the A-Team
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)
oh really thank you Robert because as you know I am 12
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:41 (seventeen years ago)
maybe you just don't love the A-Team like i do, i dunno, i'm not your mom.
which of you mofos nixed my Jimmy Carter quote?
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:44 (seventeen years ago)
Racial slurs of any sort are the fastest way to draw attention to a wiki article by the edit police; I pulled it because I was sure it was gonna get the thing sunk. Apparently didn't get there fast enough.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 17:54 (seventeen years ago)
thanks for the explanation, fun police, i'll be more careful with my racial slurs in the future.
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)
Think Like a Champion, Ride Like a Bronco: Get Money, ISBN 0-06-662039-2, with Mike Shanahan
― deeznuts, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
Dude, I'm not the fun police; I'm the guy screaming 5-0 on the corner
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
Essential Facts
* Adam currently has a weekly tryst with Sid Rosenberg at a Motel 6 in Fort Collins, CO.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)
http://allyzay.blogspot.com/2008/08/and-speaking-of-american-heroes.html
i screenshot one of the versions but didn't get to the final one in time.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:49 (seventeen years ago)
guys, i think the coast is clear; i have made a tentative step onto the glass smooth beach and I see no enemies.
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)
# Adam currently has a weekly tryst with Sid Rosenberg (790 the ticket/am sports radio station).
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)
<3
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 27 August 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)
holy shit you guys
― horseshoe, Thursday, 28 August 2008 03:24 (seventeen years ago)
oh what the fuck they delete all that and add THIS: "After years as a bachelor, Adam got married at age 40."
THANKS WIKIPEDIA
btw, I thought nothing was "lost" w/ Wikipedia -- it's all just filed away as previous versions.
― David R., Thursday, 28 August 2008 04:22 (seventeen years ago)
I mean really -- This article or section is in need of attention from an expert on the subject. No shit!
We can rebuild it.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:37 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwa_hirsuta
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 06:42 (seventeen years ago)
morning boredom = short lived (i'm sure) edit.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)
omg inserting adam schefter references into as many other articles as possible might be a better plan.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
!!!!
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:14 (seventeen years ago)
and so it begins...
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:19 (seventeen years ago)
dang, my ip address has obviously been flagged. time to sign on from someone else's workstation....
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)
Colossal heads
The best-recognized aspect of the Olmec civilzation are the enormous Adam Schefter heads.
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Botero
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:21 (seventeen years ago)
hearty lol @ schefter salary
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)
so i just read this: http://www.nypost.com/seven/08242008/postopinion/opedcolumnists/urban_myths_125773.htm
and i think the wikipedia nyc entry is due for some schefter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_york_city
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slinky#In_Popular_Culture
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
who did the lobster? that's class.
― Thomas, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)
cough
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:44 (seventeen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/99/Kiwahirsuta.jpg/250px-Kiwahirsuta.jpg http://i.pbase.com/u29/miffyluvmiffy/upload/17792135.heart2.gif http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/lbrownie/schefter_adam.jpg
― ice crӕm, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)
o wtf happen a little heart gif
― ice crӕm, Thursday, 28 August 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)
rv unsourced from anon IP that's just added a lot of nonsense to the Adam Schefter article
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:00 (seventeen years ago)
i guess my IP is on the beat down list now.
the lobster one has been reverted (removed silly line) but they haven't traced that back to the Schefter article.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:06 (seventeen years ago)
I was like thirty feet away from the actual schef tonight while he was doing sideline interviews of redskins players
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)
I could only afford one beer at FedEx Field and was with coworkers so I did not grow the chutzpah to yell HEY MR SCHEFTER I LOVE YOUR BLOG
― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 August 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)
that is lame and you should be banned from ilnfl from now on.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 29 August 2008 15:15 (seventeen years ago)
Did he bring his yeti lobster?
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 29 August 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
it's a yeti CRAB u damn fool
― cankles, Friday, 29 August 2008 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
-- El Tomboto, Thursday, August 28, 2008 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
:( :( :(
― ice crӕm, Friday, 29 August 2008 18:59 (seventeen years ago)
"Kiwa hirsuta is a crustacean discovered in 2005 in the South Pacific Ocean.This decapod, which is approximately 15 cm (6 inches) long, is notable for the quantity of silky blond setae (resembling fur) covering its pereiopods (thoracic legs, including claws). Its discoverers dubbed it the "yeti lobster" or "yeti crab.""
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:02 (seventeen years ago)
And you gotta trust wikipedia, right?
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 29 August 2008 19:28 (seventeen years ago)
i feel it's time to return to the classics
― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
"This article is in need of attention from an expert on the subject."
― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
YOU'VE GOOGLED. EXPOSE.
― pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)
find the first addition:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Schefter
― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:35 (sixteen years ago)
Good times good times
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:39 (fourteen years ago)