NFL Division with the best Uniforms

like everything else, it's the nfc east

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I like the NFC North imo.

nfc north is second place to me! the vikings really bring them down though with their new, terrible uniforms that look like an attempt to join the 1996 teams.

both of the south divisions are exercises in wtf

i think all the divisions end up being a draw because they all have at least one team that drags the rest of the good uniforms down.

but yeah, i think NFC North is the least of the evils. vikings > redskins

giants' road unis are awful

why are the giants road unis devoid of blue? it's so confusing.

NFC EAST
NY Giants 1
Washington 1
Dallas 2 (grudingly classic)
Philadelphia 2

NFC NORTH
Chicago 2
Green Bay 1
Minnesota 1
Detroit 2

NFC SOUTH
Carolina 1 (i can deal with an amount of teal)
Tampa Bay 0
Atlanta 2
New Orleans 1

NFC WEST
Arizona 1
San Francisco 2 (see Dallas)
Seattle 1
St. Louis 1

AFC EAST
Buffalo 1
New England 1
Miami 0 (just terrible0
NY Jets 1

AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh 2
Baltimore 1
Cleveland 1
Cincinnati 2 (they look like fucking tigers! brilliant!)

AFC SOUTH
Tennessee 1
Indianapolis 0 (most boring unis in the league)
Jacksonville 1
Houston 1

AFC WEST
Denver 1
San Diego 2 (fucking lightning bolts! yay!)
Oakland 2 (best)
Kansas City 1

oh hell why don't i just make one post about the subject:

afc east: the dolphins really bring everyone down. the bills new uniforms are so bad but when they wear the throwbacks, a++.
afc north: the bengals really, really hurt them badly. the steelers and the browns are great. the ravens are just "ok" but they are no bengals.
afc south: why is indianapolis in this division and baltimore is in the north? O_o also why is indy the only one of this division that doesn't dress like an arena football team?
afc west: the raiders really bring this up imo. the chiefs have nice costumes too. i will not dignify the chiefs by saying they wear uniforms, though.

nfc east: the best. the redskins have the most racist name of all the teams named after native americans, but the least racist logo by far out of that group. i will say, i do miss the old GIANTS helmets, and the cowboys could go back to their '90s unis and improve themselves.
nfc north: if the vikings hadn't redesigned, this would probably be the winning conference but their redesign is much worse than the cowboys.
nfc south: this entire division looks like epcot center's fire island exhibit. dnw. although i do admire how aggressively awful carolina's unis are.
nfc west: the cardinals really have the worst logo in sports imo, it is not even a very angry looking example of a bird! the seahawks wear the color of depression, fittingly but i think it contributes to a whole culture of fail. how do you not get depressed, putting that on every week?

i mean tbh i'm not sure if this is amazing or horrifying:

http://www.charlottebca.com/customers/105122109525971/images/Carolina_Panthers.gif

i guess AFC North. i'll give Browns an extra half point for helmets.

How can you rate Cle and Baltimore the same?!

Dolphins unis are nice!

Colts aren't boring! Good clean color combo!

Suggest you change your username to 1996!

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that's more like it.

Is this going to be our "which mascot could eat the most other mascots?" thread of the week?

the dolphins unis are NOT nice, they are redonkulous. but the colts unis are great.

dolphins are totally what drags the afc east uniforms down. ugh.

i don't like the bills' XTREME unis :( :( :(

haha the cardinals' bird is totally doe-eyed and winsome. it's preposterous.

ok, so maybe their home strip is boring

http://i35.tinypic.com/25utiwz.jpg

but at least their...oh no, even more boring!

http://i34.tinypic.com/2cqd0zc.jpg

yeah the bills current uniforms suck. it is a tragedy, really.

i like the colts uniforms. the horseshoe is an elegant symbol.

ok i was just reminded that the lions used to have this logo:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Lions-logo-61-69.gif

which they should still have imo so i think i need to reasses my worldview on whether or not nfc north is still #2 in my heart

xpost wtf is that "lounging peyton" picture

Dolphin unis remind me of sun-kissed south Florida. Where Dolphins jump through hoops of victory!

Cardinals logo is stern looking! Like, don't even try to go for it on 4th down mister.

xposts

the should have a raging, wild horse! and lightning bolts!

i guess it's a nice blue.

don't try my patience!

http://ehstsa.com/images/Arizona-Cardinals-Logo.gif

the dolphins uniform looks like an elderly new york jewish woman who has moved to florida to retire and now insists on painting her house garish colors "to look like cubans, isn't it hilarious!"

i'm guessing that the thought process with Miami was as follows:

1. what is the worst shade of green we can find?
2. what is the color that jars most alarmingly with that green?

presto uniform.

the dolphins uniform looks like an elderly new york jewish woman who has moved to florida to win every regular and post season game!

you know it is feeble, dude.

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i saw that movie on Lifetime

not really making me hate the dolphins uniforms less, brownie

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AFC East. it is entirely appropriate that Miami uniforms are garish. o/wise I like the Norths, with pretty much the same caveats as the schef.

chad pennington is not jewish

probably

gabbneb i am going to suggest ban you for the inherent racism in the statement that it is appropriate for things from miami to be garish

look at this old bears logo meanwhile:
http://www.logoserver.com/football/ChicagoBears51.GIF

omg guys wait
http://www.logoserver.com/football/LABuccaneers26c.GIF

that is actually an old gypsy woman in that logo

I love the Dolphins unis, if only because they've stubbornly stuck with a wacky color scheme and goofy mascot forever.

In general in the NFL, more color is better. This ain't baseball, you can look bright and garish in your skintight shiny football pants and big plastic helmets as long as all the design elements work. Unfortunately, for a lot of teams, they don't at all:

AFC East: Recent Bills and Pats uniforms bring down fine work from Jets and Fins.
AFC North: Ravens and Bengals bring down Browns and Steelers.
AFC South: Really no good unis; Indy is just OK.
AFC West: Nu-Broncos wreck whatever could have been good out here.

NFC East: Strong contender, not totally sure about recent Giants and Eagles but the foundation is there.
NFC North: Winner. Lions are average, everyone else in this group is top-notch.
NFC South: Whaaaaaat.
NFC West: Niners are classic but others are WTF.

omg wtf is this extreme cardinal
http://www.logoserver.com/football/ArizonaCardinals4.GIF

i don't know why i'm posting logos but i figure they are an integral part of the uniform

xposts - wait, is that just a really shitty pirate, or is it actually an old gypsy woman? either way...whaa?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/image/1989/01/01/017051447.jpg

not a good look

haha i know, powder blue!

they played on roller skates in the 1988-89 season

http://www.logoserver.com/football/BaltimoreColts48AAFC.GIF

why isn't the colts logo still this thing, of a horse playing football, wrongly?

The dolphin won't wear the Miami helmet and has come up with his own design which only reinforces my opinion that dolphins have no fashion sense.

http://z.about.com/d/football/1/0/1/O/DolphinsLogo.jpg

if the dolphin were wearing a dolphins helmet, it would be, like, meta

...disappearing into infinity. i like how they tried to make the dolphin look like a tough guy.

Serious hall of mirrors shit.

http://downanddistance.blogspot.com/2007/08/sdsdsadasdadadd-asdasdadsda-dasda-dad.html

aw, i miss the Buc's old dashing homosexual pirate.

http://www.logoserver.com/football/MiamiDolphins2.GIF

he ain't even wearing a helmet in this version, just sunglasses. very professional, dolphin.

it is true that i am racist towards jewish grandmas from florida

dolphins are like the pastelly mets (whose colors are those of the nyc flag)

that's the dolphin I want to take on road trips

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http://i35.tinypic.com/2092241.jpg

ouch.

the jewish grandmas (and gabbnebs) are the ones who are the racists!

and no, they are nothing like the 'pastelly mets' like just because both teams have some orange on them does not make them similar in any other way. i am beginning to think you are color blind.

also this

http://www.logoserver.com/football/TampaBayBuccaneers76.GIF

is awesome

I don't know anyone who doesn't like the bills throwbacks better than the current unis-when will the people be heard by an uncaring ownership?

Bills should incorporate Bucco Bruce in their current uniforms somehow somewhere.

they could just call that picture of Bucco Bruce a picture of Buffalo Bill Cody.

NFC EAST - these are all good, i particularly like skins' home uniforms. Dallas looks good even though I hate them.

NFC NORTH - bears r classic & actually one of the few teams where the dark jerseys + white pants look just as good IMHO. i hate the green bay colors but the uniform isn't bad considering. vikings worst in the division here

NFC SOUTH - Carolina nothing special. Bucs old colors were more interesting. atl/new orleans all good. saints are stylin.

NFC WEST - seahawks uniforms like their coach seem to be a copy of philadelphia only not as good. IMHO arizona could use another accent color, i do not like black and red and white together, also the mascot should be more interesting, and there aren't any cardinals in arizona are there? change it. 49ers are a classic though.

AFC EAST - I really like the bills all white uniforms w/the dark colors on the shoulders & that red helmet, it makes all the players look like they are in metroid. new england is class. I don't think Miami is that bad, it seems to suit them, I guess it's like San Fran no matter how bad they are that classic uniform reminds me of watching Joe Montana play, same for Miami w/Dan Marino. Jets are blah. Get another color.

AFC NORTH - Pittsburgh should never change, also a+++ for no logo on one side of the helmet. Bmore lettering is different than any other team in the league right? That's cool. Cleveland.. let Cleveland be Cleveland, I guess. Cincinnati has the worst uniforms in the entire league no question, take all those damn stripes off there and just leave them on the helmet.

AFC SOUTH - TN, unmemorable, Indy, blah, Jville.. whose plan was it to have two franchises w/similar colors and mascots? Carolina's logo is better looking, also teal no. Houston ugh, so generic.. blah. Oilers were so great too.

AFC WEST - San Diego makes me think of a city still stuck in the 70's much like Pittsburgh and Cleveland except that those two teams were mostly good & thinking of those cities in the 70's you still think of a tough, working class kind of city whereas San Diego you think things were just stupid. Denver bring back the old uniforms plz. Oakland A++++ rules all best ever do not change. Kansas City should change it up.

i like the jets' old school bicoloration. g-b-n-b.

i think we can all agree that the real racists here are the dolphin-haters and their elitist demand that different species wear helmets

jeez i had not looked at an atlanta game in over a decade, i had no idea they took perfectly good looking uniforms and made them into something hideous.

http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/21032.jpg

i can't think of one good reason why this shouldn't be the Chicago uniform

yeah why does a dolphin NEED a helmet

xpost YES

http://www.team-mascots.com/mascots/500Eagle.JPG

not so practical, that one.

Alex: The Buccaneers' 1997 uniform change prompted a 2003 lawsuit by the Raiders, who claimed that the NFL and the Buccaneers had infringed upon key trademark elements of the Raiders' brand, including the Raiders' pirate logo. In the same suit, the Raiders challenged the Carolina Panthers' color scheme, which included silver and black. The Raiders wanted the courts to bar the Buccaneers and Panthers from wearing their uniforms while playing in California. However, since the lawsuit was filed in a state California court, the lawsuit was tossed out because only federal courts have jurisdiction on intellectual property issues.
me: !!!
they are insane
Alex: i know!!
i mean they were in the right, they tried via the courts to stop so much bad uniform design BUT NO ONE LISTENED

http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/37319.jpg

that's a much better dolphin, than the garish racist dolphins.

imagine if you had two of them rushing you from the edge. you'd be scared shitless.

dead, featureless eyes, not evening looking at you as they advance.

no expression.

http://www.8ball.co.uk/tshirts/charliebrowncostumetshirt_1_108603_yellow-black-print_l.jpg

Cleveland

http://www.logoserver.com/football/ClevelandBrowns2.GIF

COMMISH: HELLO CLEVELAND YOU NOW HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM YOU CAN PICK ANY KIND OF ANIMAL OR GOD OR REALLY WHATEVER YOU LIKE AS YOUR MASCOT, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD EXCEPT LIKE A BEAR, OR A GIANT BASICALLY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

CLEVELAND RESIDENTS: UM WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE COLOR BROWN

COMMISH: WE'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE HERE HAVEN'T WE OH WELL HERE YOU GO

NFC EAST
NY Giants: Nice at home, but I don't like the road grays much. A home, B road
Washington: If you're going to have racist uniforms, at least use some sort of folksy caricature. Good color scheme though. B
Dallas: The guy who does Uni Watch pointed out that their uniforms have a lot of cool quirks that I hadn't noticed. Total trailblazers, and simple iconography that tells you who they are and who they think they are. A+
Philadelphia: I have an affinity for any green team, but I don't like their logo much. Totally prefer the older unis, but the black highlights are nice. B

NFC NORTH
Chicago: Classic and unfuckwithable. A+
Green Bay: Awesome and instantly identifiable. A+
Minnesota: I like these a lot in theory, but always think they look a little weird. I think they could use slight tweak to the logo. Maybe steal a few ideas from the Lakers, who are very good at yellow/purple unis. B+
Detroit: Boring. See Seattle. I'd like a little more Motor in my Motor City. B-

NFC SOUTH
Carolina: Don't like em, but they've improved over the years. B-
Tampa Bay: They have a bland, modern feel that I don't like. At least their color scheme is still unique. Totally prefer the gay old ones. B-
Atlanta: Generally dislike a black/white/red scheme. Always looks a little amateurish. Vastly preferred them in their Deion Sanders eyesore days. C+
New Orleans: I wish their uniforms had more french style. The fleur de lys is a cool move, but I want to see it echoed in the uniform in some cool way. Just seems haphazard, and black/gold is another boring scheme. B-

NFC WEST
Arizona: Boring. C. There are a million teams with birds and red and black. Their stadium is an A+ though.
San Francisco: They took a classic uniform and found ways to make it more bland. B+
Seattle: Boring. B-. The color scheme is like the Fightin' Phlegm. Getting beat by the Seahawks is like the feeling of having nothing to do on an overcast weekend. Also, when you have a dumb bird on the helmet, you really should make it look as dumb as possible.
St. Louis: Boring. A lot like Seattle in the sense that you never look at them and think "uh oh, here comes some bad-asses." But you look at the teams from the '70s, and the simplicity really helped. Good helmets.

COMMISH: HELLO CLEVELAND YOU NOW HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM YOU CAN PICK ANY KIND OF ANIMAL OR GOD OR REALLY WHATEVER YOU LIKE AS YOUR MASCOT, ANYTHING IN THE WORLD EXCEPT LIKE A BEAR, OR A GIANT BASICALLY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

CLEVELAND RESIDENTS: UM WE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THE COLOR BROWN

COMMISH: WE'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE HERE HAVEN'T WE OH WELL HERE YOU GO

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, October 6, 2008 2:47 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ahahahahaahaa sorry brownie, but she has a point.

http://www.logoserver.com/football/TampaBayBuccaneers76.GIF

this dude is the smoothest fucking mascot ever. after the 0-16 season they should've abolished football and moved into animated hardcore porn

er http://www.logoserver.com/football/TampaBayBuccaneers76.GIF

The eagles have by far the best helmets in the league, which pretty much carries the division imo. Also, the redskins' color scheme is clearly based on Ben's Chili Bowl.

man, i really dislike the new eagles unis. i'd give it to the nfc east in a walk if they still looked like...

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/177/311/22/o_166m.jpg

...but since that is not the case, i gives it to the afc west, as i find the broncos re-working slightly less ridiculous.

The eagles have by far the best helmets in the league, which pretty much carries the division imo. Also, the redskins' color scheme is clearly based on Ben's Chili Bowl.

-what? the old maroon, yellow and black?

i'd like to note that these cleats right here are http://i36.tinypic.com/2cz4xdy.jpg

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2008/writers/peter_king/10/05/week5/clinton-portis.jpg

The Cleveland Browns were founded in 1946 as a charter member of the All-America Football Conference, under businessman Arthur B "Mickey" McBride.[1] Not long after gaining the franchise, McBride named Ohio State Buckeyes coach Paul Brown as vice president, general manager and head coach. The franchise conducted a team naming contest in 1945. The most popular submission was "Browns" in recognition of Paul Brown, already an established and popular figure in Ohio sports. Brown at first objected to the name and the team selected from the contest entries the name "Panthers."

^^^^^^ omg panthers

AFC EAST
Buffalo: When they trot out the awesome throwbacks, it really lets you know that their new uniforms are a miss. B-
New England: When you played New England in their old uniforms, I think the wussiness factor rubbed off on the players. So they gave them some bland, modern b.s. and the players were like "now we can concentrate on something other than how sissy we look." So good for you, but I liked the sissy uniforms better. B-
Miami: I love these uniforms because I have a soft spot for ugly and weird. The logo is one of the best. The '70s/'80s versions with simple white with orange/green highlights were the best, and it's always a mistake when they go with the solid orange or solid green tops. Just say no to home alternate uniforms. B
NY Jets: Love these uniforms a lot. A. Huge improvement over the bland 80s early 90s.

AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh: Total classic. A
Baltimore: C. Pathetic. And especially bad because their defense is so ferocious, and I always think how can anyone be ferocious in those uniforms, so it makes losing to them even more humiliating.
Cleveland: A when they're simple, C when they try to gussy it up. Some things are meant to look classic and simple.
Cincinnati: It's similar to the feeling of wearing leopard print. If you're a cool pimp, you look like a genius. If you're a sad lady, you look like an ugly couch. This team looks like an ugly couch most of the time. C

AFC SOUTH
Tennessee: Oilers 4-eva. Terrible helmets, bad overall theme. Color scheme is nice, though. B
Indianapolis: Very, very boring, but a nice shade of blue and admirable purity. Fits the team's character very well. B
Jacksonville: Terrible, terrible. Very 90s. C
Houston: Their uniforms look like the uniforms that Madden autogenerates when you trot out an expansion team. Boring, by the book, no creativity ... red, white, and blue has been done a million times, so you better nail it (like, in my opinion, the Washington Nationals did). C+

AFC WEST
Denver: F-
San Diego: Love the helmets, but the rest of the uniforms are too modern looking for such a throwback helmet style. Throwback powder blues (and NOT the modern home alternate powder blue) was great, but among the most overrated jerseys in sports. B
Oakland: A+, come on.
Kansas City: Bland and boring. B-

xpost to Brown's mascot scenario:

I laffed.

we should all agree to agree on the fact that oakland does have straight-up the best fashion of all these teams, no matter what.

THE BROWNS MASCOT SCENARIO IS BASED ON LIES AND DISTORTIONS OF THE FACTS

cosign re: Oakland

yeah the oakland unis are tite

I still like Bills' road uniforms (the all white), they're weirdly top heavy w/the black panel on the shoulders. so ugly they're kind of cool.

http://www.eastbayexpress.com/photos/85/851a_feature1_1_jpg-original.jpg

i think the major problem with the current Bills unis is that it's the wrong blue. with the road uniforms, that's less obvious.

also excellent thing about oakland: fans dressing up in ridiculous exaggerated costume versions of the mascot -> entire section of stadium looks like wwf legion of doom/mad max

The weird thing about Raiders fans is that the dudes in the costumes are the least scary of all of them. Those are just role play nerds with a lot of coin to burn on good tickets. The dudes in the nosebleeds are the rough characters.

fight between nfc north and afc nortrh - nfc edges it bcz of ugliness of ravens unis

*fite

i mean just check out the pure KLASSIKKENESS of the packers, lions and bears, them shits is FOREVER

cant defend vikes obv

These I like! The modern uniforms not so much.
http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=grogan2_1985.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1

nfc south: this entire division looks like epcot center's fire island exhibit

ahahahaklfh

AFC WEST
Denver: F-

also lol

daria v otm abt bills road unis, weird shoulder panel looks way better than anything from jim kelly era

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1287/1216747868_4f0b125738.jpg?v=0

http://www.charlottebca.com/customers/105122109525971/images/Carolina_Panthers.gif

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http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/5306/punkshotgi3.jpg

weird shoulder panel looks way better than anything from jim kelly era

crazy talk

i think i am with horseshoe in that the color is what bugs me the most. it's so somber.

wait is that even what your opinion IS on the matter or am i just lying?

yeah, that is my opinion, that the current uniforms are this death-blue, not the exuberant blue of the kelly years or the awesome throwback blue.

i have special affection for teams that have refused to change anything, like the colts - so simple, so classic. cardinals should be a lot better looking considering what they have to work with, color-wise, but points for never changing the logo. XTREME CARDINAL IS HILARIOUS BTW http://www.logoserver.com/football/ArizonaCardinals4.GIF

miami unis ARE ugly and it is bizarre how whenever you watch them you feel like you're watching NFL films footage from 1980 - that shade of aqua always looks sorta dirty and musty no matter what fucking year it is. at the same time there's something super appropriate about the entire scheme and i would hate it if they ever changed. also, the scowling dolphin wearing a futbol helmet is HILARIOUS and basically is the most perfect mascot/logo in sports.

yeah the current day love affair with ultra-dark blue type colors is what's destroying unis around the world - bills, broncos, just every dang thing. eagles and squawks too even though they're not really blue

it's like the idea is to make everything look like master chief from halo

i like jacksonville's black alternates too

i went lookin for examples, and i only found pictures of fred taylor's nipples:

http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/image/getty/2007/09000d5d8038acb7_gallery_600.jpg

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40624000/jpg/_40624008_clooney_ap_220.jpg

Alternate Lions jersey is 1996 imo and should be put into Millens moving boxes.

http://dsp.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p1994507reg.jpg

yeah that's gross. i don't understand why y'all are lukewarm on the regular lions uniform, though. it's pretty! tho the old-school symbol ally linked upthread is amazing.

there's something super appropriate about the entire scheme and i would hate it if they ever changed.

i think it is because the dolphins are so hatable and the uniforms help place the viewer in that hating-comfort-zone by virtue of their ugliness. if the dolphins ever got hott uniforms i would mourn.

haha i like the lions alts! not as good as the regs but classic design + blue and black and white what can go wrong i ask u

not sure how i feel about the OLDE WEST tyepface that 'lions' is written in tho

also

i LOVE the cowboys throwbacks

http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/images/meredith-don-dcb-4.jpg

guys, watching monday night football; waht is so bad about the vikings uniforms? i like the purple.

i cant believe all the hate for the dolphins unis!!!

i think the ravens should be straight up black and white, no other colors at all.

dolphins unis are ok imo, perfect for miami

also now that i think about it, it's awesome that the man-in-the-raiders logo has never changed - fred mcmurray circa my three sons as badass rapist/pillager has prob seen better days, but it would be so wrong if they ever changed it

http://www.otrcat.com/z/brightstar-edmcmurray.jpghttp://www.bigtoeaudio.com/site/images/raiders_logo.gif

i mean dolphins unis are way ugly but they seem so 'of a time' that its hard to hate; its like theyre wearing throwbacks for every game

and yeah omar otm theyre way MIAMI they just need wicker loafers

favorite unis:

bears
bills throwback
chargers (perfect shades of blue and yellow unlike the repulsive rams~)
steelers
49ers

the fact that the nu vikings and cardinals unis seem to be made from the same template bothers the holy hell out of me

xpost max/omar otm

the denny green factor!

man, the miami colors are so perfect, fukkin aqua and brite white and neon orange

when i was a kid it totally gave me this mental picture of miami even though i'd never been there and when i went it was totally otm

when i was there everyone was driving around these turquoise cars with purple or orange neon under the chassis and i was like "marino must love this shit"

when i was a kid it totally gave me this mental picture of miami even though i'd never been there and when i went it was totally otm

― omar little, Monday, October 6, 2008 7:31 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha this is so true. okay. it is a successful uniform.

dolphins unis are excellent. omar otm. denver is indeed f-. those throwback dallas unis look like something out of jabberjaw or hung kung fooey.

http://kungfurodeo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/captain_america.jpg

Dallas throwbacks are OTM, for heavens sake they are slick! Weird, though, how many old (but not original NFL) teams had white helmets. Was white the old teal?

Can't believe that cankles likes the Lions alternates! Who can I trust in these troubled times?

Purple is fine for the Vikes horseshoe, but cankles otm when he says they're stealing from the Cardinals jersey scheme. It ain't right.

o i see.

i guess they are super-gay but i like the saints' uniforms. gold!

this thing though still ahs me in stitches-

http://www.logoserver.com/football/BaltimoreColts48AAFC.GIF

that fleur d'wotsit is beautiful. I bought a rug simply because it had a bunch of those.

y'know what's also great about the raiders logo? it SAYS "raiders." i mean, that's a logo from an era where the concept of some championship bowl game, some "super" bowl was novel.

the extreme cardinal is the gayest thing in the entire fucking world

the colts horse that is failing to understand how to actually play football and hurdling thru the goalpost is 100% more badass than the badass cardinal

you guys don't even understand, how much i hate the cardinals logo. i have no idea why, but something about it just makes me furious.

http://www.logoserver.com/football/PittsburghSteelers5.GIF

^^^ this

http://www.logoserver.com/football/ArizonaCardinals4.GIFhttp://www.logoserver.com/football/ArizonaCardinals4.GIFhttp://www.logoserver.com/football/ArizonaCardinals4.GIF

i am so happy i'm a mod and can't see images right now otherwise everyone in my house right now would've just died, of stabwounds

seriously you dont' even know, like there are ppl in my life who will ridicule me because of my near-phobia of the cardinals' logo.

that cardinal is so MAD

he needs to take a XANAX or something

it's fitting that the state that gave us john mccain also gave us that.

ANGRY FUCKIN CARDINAL YEAAAH

he's mad, but the way he's expressing it with his squawky beak wide open just expresses how impotent the existence of an angry cardinal is. it's so hilar i am dyin imo

ps. http://i36.tinypic.com/qzhic0.png

it is hilarious, in a way that makes me very angry. kinda like sarah silverman.

ADE CANKLES GOES TO THE HOSPITAL

ADE (gushing blood): i am dyin imo
NURSE: sry

http://cartoons-comics.deepthi.com/images/woody-woodpwcker.jpg

x-treme x-treme cardinal

more like HARDINAL

it's fitting that the state that gave us john mccain also gave us that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, October 6, 2008 11:17 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeh but on the other hand that cardinal definitely hung out with bill ayers and shit

they were all MAD together and they went and BLEW SHIT UP

http://s.azcentral.com/home/File-/picture/43216/0/0/50/1024/

^^ weatherman ops & pissed-off cardinal blow up miami

the dude that keeps making those gifs each week is an american hero and should be president, instead of juan mccain

pretty sure bill ayers is actually making those gifs when hes not pulling the strings of his puppet-muslim barack hussein obama

the election won somehow by an angry bird

by that i mean sarah palin amibritish

i forgot to mention, but everyone who dissed the Bengals uniforms on this thread is dead to me.

xtreme cardinal looks like a rooster

http://www.billybear4kids.com/animal/whose-toes/rooster3.jpg

XTREME ROOSTER COMIN TO FUCK U UP IN THE NFC WEST

more like HARD COCK

now you just sound like tony kornheiser's never-ending stream of not-quite-appropriate ways to describe everything going on on the field (ex "he is coming in brees's face" to describe a sack or "EVERYONE IS GETTING OFF ON THE BALL" he actually said that??)

I don't have teevee at my house, I watch the monday night game on nfl.com with the little color-coded lines that stretch back and forth

which was really annoying for last night's game because they don't chart touchdown returns of punts or blocked fgs

why on earth did you put yourself through that for the vikings-saints for heaven's sake.

tom, boomer esiason + marv albert's radio coverage of monday night football is good. i don't have satellite radio, but i can usually find it online.

why the hell don't I have cable imo?

luv the steeler alternates even with the lame sticker logo:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f1/Hines_Ward_throwback_2007.jpg/800px-Hines_Ward_throwback_2007.jpg

The problem with the radio is that it always seems to have a bit of a lag, but maybe I could find a way to sync it with my DVR.

Have the Skins worn their alternate unis this year yet? those are sharp. As are the Bills.

Was the Steelers' equipment manager drunk when he put the decal on Ward's helmet?

No Skins alternates yet, but soon I hope.

I really like the Jets old NY Titans unis. It's too bad Tennessee can't lay claim on that design.

I want to see the Titans come out wearing oil rigs on their helmets.

or derricks or whatever they're called.

and i, completely independently, just came to this thread to post this:

http://www.ssur.org/research/CK_NFLUniforms/images/houoilers.jpg

These were the great Oiler uniforms:

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/tenhou/Gwebsteroil.jpg

Look at that white sock. You won't see any other teams wearing a sock like that.

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I'm for the AFC West being the best division.

Raiders- Classic and very influential as the back in black look has been ripped off by tons of clubs. Their logo is badass.
Broncos- I like the newer blue uniforms and helmets. I think they may be the best look of the 90s updates. The old orange crush unis were unique and not too shabby either.
Chargers- The baby blue classic uniforms are freaking dope, almost too cool to waste as a regular uniform. I like the dark blue helmet with the bolts better than white helmet. The dark blue uniforms are really cool. The uniforms that were more white and gold with the lighting bolts on the arms that the Fouts 80s teams wore were nice too.
Chiefs- It is a classic style, kind of like the Colts except in red and white. The modern uniforms are not far removed from the old 60s ones from the AFL in the same way the Colts still have the same look (although the blue looks lighter in the current Colt unis). The arrowhead logo is also pretty good.

I wouldn't go on the Dolphins holding back the AFC East. Their color scheme wouldn't work anywhere else but in Miami and a team that started playing in the Orange Bowl, but it works for Florida. I like it better than those J-ville uniforms, which are garish like all of the colors in Florida. The Jets look pretty fuddy as green is just not the color for a team called the Jets. There is a reason the Irish of Notre Dame quit wearing green and why Oregon looks terrible in any sport. I think only the Packers can rock the green and make it work and that is the helmet and logo that makes it work. The Pats old helmet is classic in a way as the guy is actually hiking the ball, but their newer ones always looked kind of USFL to me. Buffalo has a cool logo and the uniforms are not bad.

Broncos unis are straight awful. ORANGE CRUSH OR NOTHING, DUDES

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hotly contested

Oh man, I thought NFC East had this thing locked up. Third party voters throw poll into chaos.

it's a disgrace

no clear mandate

man, i really like those oilers unis. the old school unis are tight.

which skins alternates you talking about? the gold helmets w/ the servicemark-looking "r" or the ones w/ the spear helmet?

I like the "R" helmets.

Which fairy amongst you voted AFC north.

gold r helmets w/ the burgundy jerseys and gold pants w/ burgundy stripe are cool.

http://static.flickr.com/141/322484230_ad10095de4_o.jpg

but these ones are cool, too.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Redskins_vs_Giants_line_of_scrimmage_throwbacks.jpg/800px-Redskins_vs_Giants_line_of_scrimmage_throwbacks.jpg

yay my vote mattered ^_^

Those Skins unis are fucking great.