I always try to have some nachos, Michael: week 16!

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IND @ JAC indy
BAL @ DAL baltimore
CIN @ CLE wau this exists
PIT @ TEN pittsburgh
SF @ STL san fran
SD @ TB tampa bay
NO @ DET detroit not gonna win a game this year
MIA @ KC miami
ARI @ NE this will be close but i'm going to say arizona in an upset (and of course be wrong)
BUF @ DEN denver i guess
NYJ @ SEA ew! jets but barely
HOU @ OAK houston
ATL @ MIN minnesota!
PHI @ WAS philly
CAR @ NYG the giants HAVE to bounce back at this point...right?
GB @ CHI chicago

SD @ TB san diego
BUF @ DEN denver

If this doesn't happen, I will cry.

wait you want denver?

oh wait I mean barflao! SORRY

Like who in their right mind wouldn't want to watch a meaningful Denver v. San Diego game in the Denver snowglobe in the final week of the season? C'mon.

IND @ JAC indy
BAL @ DAL ravens smell blood on this one
CIN @ CLE browns
PIT @ TEN pitt
SF @ STL sf
SD @ TB san diego, i guess
NO @ DET detroit is looking better lately and by better i mean they look like a 1-15 team and not an 0-16 team. but they will still be an 0-16 team.
MIA @ KC dolphins
ARI @ NE cards
BUF @ DEN bills please
NYJ @ SEA holmgren doesn't give a shit, favre is going to try to will the jets to a victory. seattle takes this.
HOU @ OAK houston lookin good
ATL @ MIN falcons
PHI @ WAS eagles
CAR @ NYG i don't see the panthers winning this, only because i don't see the giants losing 3 in a row
GB @ CHI bears

pissed at the ACTIVIST JUDGES!!! who intervened wrt williams bros suspensions - still, pat williams is out for a few weeks, so mb that will help imo

What's the origin of this week's thread title, schef?

IND @ JAC COLTS are rolling right now.
BAL @ DAL Hmm, two teams coming off very tough games. I will give the edge to BIRDS defense.
CIN @ CLE first time I've picked the TIGS, a challenge to the one-syllable nickname policy.
PIT @ TEN Unfortunately STEEL will continue its unfathomable run.
SF @ STL NINES since rams are the worst.
SD @ TB BOLTS since bucs QA situation is not cool.
NO @ DET Detroit definitely has an opportunity here, but I won't pick against SAINTS and brees.
MIA @ KC I've still picked FINS like every week but they're so much better than this schedule.
ARI @ NE PATS will wreck silly dome team at home.
BUF @ DEN Seeing an easy W for BRONCS.
NYJ @ SEA I would kill for HAWKS to steal this one.
HOU @ OAK COWS are streaking and will beat up the raiders.
ATL @ MIN FALCS in a must-win. Could be a great game.
PHI @ WAS I will reluctantly admit that IGS are looking dangerous.
CAR @ NYG do not ever trust Delhomme. GINTS will take it.
GB @ CHI BEARS in a meaningless contest.

it is from lil wayne's wisdom blog on espn.com

also a title of a Smiths song

CIN @ CLE there should be a flex schedule where games like this are shown at 7am

LOL

i guess cleveland will win that game, btw, but i mean...why are they even doing this to themselves?

c'mon the bengals are fired up after making jim zorn cry

Romeo and Marv should play it out on Madden. i would watch that.

CAR @ NYG is being flexed right? pretty pumped 4 that game imo

yeah that is the night game

ok, the Bal/Dal game is on the goddamn fucking NFL network?! and PIT/TEN is at 1 on the same channel as the fucking goddamn CLE game. AAAAAAAAHH

might be going to NYG-CAR, but probably not

title should be buffaLOL bills

honestly something needs to be done about the nfl network and the cable providers asap, this is getting to be kind of ridiculous that some of us are being forced to watch games like cleveland/cincy but watching a good game involves going out of the home.

that venn diagram is lacking

IND @ JAC IND
BAL @ DAL Dal, but tony homo gets his shit kicked in again
CIN @ CLE sorrow
PIT @ TEN Pitt
SF @ STL Rams may be shut out
SD @ TB SD SHOCK
NO @ DET detroit not gonna win a game this year, but if they were to win one, this would be it.
MIA @ KC MIA
ARI @ NE NE
BUF @ DEN Denver
NYJ @ SEA u_u
HOU @ OAK houston
ATL @ MIN ATL :(
PHI @ WAS Wash SHock
CAR @ NYG Giants? :\
GB @ CHI GB

belichick is OK, come on, half the patriots starters are gone for the season and they still have a good chance to finish 11-5 & make the playoffs
rooting for fins and jets to choke

IND @ JAC indy
BAL @ DAL dallas
CIN @ CLE nobody wins here
PIT @ TEN pittsburgh
SF @ STL san fran
SD @ TB tampa bay
NO @ DET detroit not gonna win a game this year
MIA @ KC CHIEFS
ARI @ NE pats
BUF @ DEN buffalo
NYJ @ SEA HAWKS
HOU @ OAK houstons
ATL @ MIN falcons
PHI @ WAS bengals
CAR @ NYG wow, i dunno.. carolina
GB @ CHI chicago

IND @ JAC - The Jags don't like the Colts and I could see them playing up, but Indy should win.
BAL @ DAL - God I hope the Ravens win and smack Dallas in the mouth.
CIN @ CLE - I'm going with Cincy to pull the upset in the battle of the backup QBs.
PIT @ TEN - I want to take the Titans at home, but I'm taking the Steelers by a field goal.
SF @ STL - Who knows, I suppose the Rams at home.
SD @ TB - Tampa should win, but I kind of hope SD wins so they can blow it next week in Denver.
NO @ DET - Maybe NO will pull an Aint's and give the Lions a break...nah.
MIA @ KC - This is a trap game for Miami. The Dolphins should win, but I have a feeling they are going to lose.
ARI @ NE - It took awhile to get Cassel up to speed, but their offense is starting to work. I'm going with the Pats and I have a feeling that Arizona is going to go o=fer down the stretch.
BUF @ DEN - Denver should win.
NYJ @ SEA - The Jets are probably the best club, but they are the Jets and Seattle can be a tough place to win. I'll go upset Seahawks.
HOU @ OAK - Houston gets to .500 for the year.
ATL @ MIN - This should be a pretty good game. I'm leaning Atlanta right now.
PHI @ WAS - I'm going Philly.
CAR @ NYG - The Giants seem to have peaked early, but I think they will bounce back this week.
GB @ CHI - I hope the Bears murder the bums.

IND @ JAC - indy is fraudulent imo - peter king types love to tout peyton (for obv reasons) but they were much better last year and lost @ home in their opening playoff game. i don't believe you, you need more people (where people = wins over good teams)
BAL @ DAL - i wish i could say baltimore here but i think dallas is kind of getting on a roll
CIN @ CLE - cin - wow @ this one - bengals have been playing aaiiiight lately
PIT @ TEN - titans seem banged up and not right mentally - i like the steelers in a dominating 19-6 victory
SF @ STL - niners are decent tho idk if singletary is the permanent answer - they'll win this though
SD @ TB - ahh my heart says the bucs but my head says the bolts >:(
NO @ DET - close! but the saints again
MIA @ KC - i think the chiefs are going to win - although since everyone is saying that the phins are going to overlook this maybe they won't. chiefs are scrappy and can get on a good roll offensively. i've seen too much of them sadly
ARI @ NE - ha man the pats are gonna str8 up murk zona
BUF @ DEN - broncos, easily
NYJ @ SEA - i guess i feel like the jets are either gonna come out really invigorated after last week or they are actually as mediocre as they've showed in the past few weeks. either way i like the jets close
HOU @ OAK - texans in a romp - big game for my mans andre
ATL @ MIN - rly looking forward to this one - i think the vikes win in a close and competitive game
PHI @ WAS - all the OMG EAGLEZ love stops here - sorry kevin keller :/
CAR @ NYG - The Giants seem to have peaked early, but I think they will bounce back this week.
GB @ CHI - I hope the Bears murder the bums.

oops

CAR @ NYG - the giants - i don't think the panthers are as good as they've shown in the past few weeks - esp if a team can force them to win thru the air
GB @ CHI - bears bears bears

I can see what you are saying on the Colts, though they did beat the Ravens and Steelers in Pittsburgh. I think they have the setup to win the ugly games, but if might not win the track meet this year oddly enough. SD seems to usually be tough matchup for the Colts, but Indy's D line was pretty decimated in the playoffs last year as they had lost Freeney, Rhaheem Brock and Robert Mathis played hobbled. If they can ride out and have Freeney, Mathis, Marvin Harrison (who maybe isn't what he once was, but he was missing a bit last year) and Bob Sanders healthy in the playoffs, they should make things interesting. I honestly think that the Colts having to use Dom Rhodes is an improvement right now over Addai. This is the most Tampa style team that Dungy has had in Indy, they don't win pretty. All that said, I couldn't pick them to win either.

Tennessee without Haynesworth is not the same team, when he got hurt last year they fell apart.

Sick thing is that if Dallas D is not just a fluke, they might be a scary club if they make the playoffs. Last few seasons their D has sucked in December, if it can ring up sacks like last week, I wouldn't want to play them.

I'm feeling Philly though as the dark horse club in the NFC. Their D is pretty good and they have just play called them out of some games. Philly has been kind of a stretch rally club under Andy Reid after McNabb's injuries, so I can see it happening again after things getting ugly.

I'm curious to see the Giants and Panthers, as I have not seen Carolina at all. I've watched the NYG's a ton over the past three years, so it will be interesting match up to see.

Carolina has a reasonable D, two excellent RBs, a top 5 WR in Steve Smith, and a QB who under no circumstances should be trusted. I could see them rolling over the NYG on the ground but Delhomme will come back to haunt them sooner or later.

yeah u might be right about the colts earl - i have such conflicted feelings about them though. i feel like im using a double standard w/ them cuz im luvin the steelers winning ugly and close but im not affording the same feelings to the colts cuz they used to be so dominant. otoh i don't think they are as good as everyone thinks esp. if they have to play in the cold on the road in the playoffs

i think this game against the jags will be a good indication. the jags have played them tough recently and they should be really up for this game despite being out of the playoff chase. if the colts pull it out w/ out some miracle turnovers or something it would be considered a solid win in my book

basically, assuming they go play the winner of the west on the road in the first round, i think that they have a 50/50 shot against either of those teams

then again i have irrational belief in the ability of the broncos so \ o_o /

I'm sure there are some Broncos fans that would love to beat the Colts in the playoffs. Indy and the Colts have handed Denver some pretty harsh defeats over the last few seasons, including one in the snow when the drunken kicker (sounds like a Kung Fu movie) hit a FG to beat them on the last play. Denver could be a club that with a turnover could put Indy 21 down quick, which might test Manning into playing like a gunslinger, which has cost him a couple of times in the playoffs (at at least once come up EPIC).

Everybody talks about the Steelers and the weather and all, but they have lost a bunch of playoff games at home. Bill Cowher should thank his lucky stars they won it when it was not expected with mind you not a single home game in that run. He would be right beside Marv Levy, Bud Grant, his old boss Marty who won a bookoo of games but never the big one. It is a different sheriff in town, even if the club has a bunch of players leftover.

have a feeling that Arizona is going to go o=fer down the stretch.

our friendly animated gif maker seems to agree, no exploding patriots this week!
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^belichick got to him somehow

Almost five years ago to the day, Saints wide receiver Joe Horn scored a touchdown against the Giants, lifted up the pad on the goal post and pulled out a cell phone. The Giants have finally returned his call.

On a day when the team signed free-agent receiver Derek Hagan to aid a passing game lacking Plaxico Burress, the Giants also dialed up Horn and invited him for a visit, according to someone informed of the Giants' plans to meet with the 13-year veteran.

The person, who requested anonymity because the Giants don't publicly confirm free-agent visits, said Horn arrived in the area Tuesday night and will take a physical Wednesday. The person also said it's unclear if he'll also be asked to work out but said a signing could be imminent.

I DEMAND AN EXPLOSION

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how bout dis

it's "ok"

why the hell did no one tell me that the Cardinals have a retractable field?

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good use of resources

a guy on the falcons board does the logo thing every week except with this:

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with the dog peeing on a different team - this time the uh 'viqueens'

...

;[

btw, the NFL network is reairing the REAL greatest game ever played this friday at 9pm - 98 nfc championship game, falcons @ vikings what a glorious upset, what a glorious game~~~~~~

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btw, the NFL network is reairing the REAL greatest game ever played this friday at 9pm - 98 nfc championship game, falcons @ vikings what a glorious upset, what a glorious game~~~~~~

― cankles, Wednesday, December 17, 2008 3:55 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

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ANDERSON

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wut

anderson vs andersen!!

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jinxed

14-0 jax

vinatieri missed a 30 yarder?!

indy's run defense is atrocious

yeah, if the colts can win this game in spite of that d, i say peyton's an mvp lock

that throw to clark was mindboggling - 30 yards, sideline pattern, just past the DB, before Nelson could get over, in stride, oof

how good is peyton? have hardly gotten to see colts play all year.

he's playing basically a perfect game tonight

Peyton Manning 24/27 314 11.6 3 0

pretty amazing - 24 for 27 rn, he'd get my mvp vote imo

xpost

jesus garrard, way to go

christ

oh no MJD

Not only did they come back to win with 17 in the 4th... they also beat the spread by 1 point! haha

that game :(

aw i missed it. ilu peyton!

i found out that i could watch it on the internet!

i saw the second half. as usual if colts are down 14 points late in the third quarter, it's the other team that should prob be worried. defense seems pretty erratic though..

i enjoyed this as a tidy snapshot of a crazy season (lifted from Simmons' column):

Kansas City beat Oakland, which beat Denver, which beat Cleveland, which beat Cincinnati, which beat Jacksonville, which beat Green Bay, which beat Seattle, which beat San Francisco, which beat Buffalo, which beat San Diego, which beat New England, which beat the N.Y. Jets, who beat Arizona, which beat Miami, which beat St. Louis, which beat Dallas, which beat Washington, which beat New Orleans, which beat Tampa Bay, which beat Minnesota, which beat Carolina, which beat Atlanta, which beat Chicago, which beat Indianapolis, which beat Baltimore, which beat Philadelphia, which beat the N.Y. Giants, who beat Pittsburgh, which beat Houston, which beat Tennessee, which beat Detroit, which beat NOBODY

from same column, re Tomlin and Dungy:

"Just remember, if they meet in the playoffs -- and odds are, they will -- there will be only one horseshoe available."

will she liveblog what happens?

"Just remember, if they meet in the playoffs -- and odds are, they will -- there will be only one horseshoe available."

looooool i am totally available, mike tomlin!

SCHEF how do you watch on the internets?

i went to nfl.com and clicked thru to nfl live -- which every time i have done this before has just displayed the text and the blip blip blip "what is this intellivision?" screen that we have become accustomed to from the internet and instead LIVE GAME with NO COMMERCIALS

YOU HAVE SAVEd MY SATURDAY. looks like the BaL/Dal game will be broadcast on the internet.

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"1.I saw a fantastic new ad on American TV yesterday. A product that helps you go to the toilet showed four separate old beans attempting to go but failing. However, once the medicine kicked in, they all felt so good that they went for a road trip and laughed the whole way to the Grand Canyon."

PHI @ WAS - all the OMG EAGLEZ love stops here - sorry kevin keller :/

cannot WAIT until you're wrong about this. thing is though, we (yeah, i say "we" with my teams, i'm trying to get over it) haven't played all that well in the last couple weeks, but i feel like it'll come together against a good team. then again, the things we've been fucking up (red zone scoring for example) could come back to fuck us

looks like the BaL/Dal game will be broadcast on the internet.

awesomez

where the hell is that dancing dog gif that danced into our hearts

re: philly game, dude have you seen the redskins play in the past 8 weeks? they are AWFUL, not saying there aren't a lot of talented players, but as a team.. completely terrible. zorn most likely gone after the season ends..

Yeah I really have no faith in the 'skins suddenly figuring out how to score. It was maybe in a Mike Lombardi thing that I read some coaching staff dude saying how predictable Zorn's offense is?

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^me, Saturday

rooting for the Ravens though will take its toll on my tender pysche

i guess other redskins problems would be, offensive line getting old and not playing well.. no deep threat except santana moss

personally re: saturday.. well.. patsies have a pretty good shot at making the playoffs if dallas wins.. but.. IT'S DALLAS NOOOOOO I CAN'T ROOT FOR DALLAS

this season has made saps of us all

important update in san diego guys

don't ppl have jobs in san diego?

I have never heard either of those before!

the DC version is a growing youtube genre of depressed and/or angry redskins fans ranting about how much the team sucks right now

lol @ "freezing temperatures" becoming the talking pt in dallas

eff all the last game at texas stadium

pls ravens save christmas and hang on to this game

so the internet feed is done after the 3rd q

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

btw i might be wrong about the game this weekend but if you think the eagles are making any noise this year u are v wrong

so great! fake fg!!!!!!!!!

lol @ deion "YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME"

<3 mcgahee

yesssssss fuck dallas LEMON OUT

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

WAHT

this game!

damn homie

can't wait to see highlights

TD 3:42 Willis Mcgahee 77 Yard Run (Matt Stover Kick is Good)

^how does a d let this happen

uh wait til you scroll down/refresh the list of plays

fuck a season in which i can't even enjoy the simple pleasure of Dallas losing

275 YDS rushing will win you football games

Ed Reed 2

sheeeeeeit

^nothing special tho...were Romo "favre impersonation" bombs & reed was just playin center field

haha that's even better to be honest

holy shit that laron mcclain run was fucking BEAST MODE

<3 ray lewis running up the field

that game ended all insane

wade philips looks like he got hit by a truck

leron mccalin fits the bill

wow he really does xp

so in my circles we have begun to make extra fun of the most hated cowboys be pointing out the fagness of their uniform symbol:

*makes jazz hands*
STAR!!!
*more jazzhands or symbolically equivalent dancey hand motion*

This is a pretty funny quote:

“It wasn’t a homecoming game. It was more like a mock funeral,” McGahee said. “We spoiled their day. It was probably the best concert ever in Irving, Texas.”

wau, what?? when I asked somebody @ party I was at to check the score it was like 16-7 and I thought it was 4th quarter???
dem party politicos = DRUNKS

cosign spiralli if the patsies go 11-5 and miss the playoffs.. THAT IS NOT RIGHT the BRONCOS are going to make the playoffs WHAT!?

cowboys blog:
Longest runs by an opponent in Cowboys history
Player, Opponent, Yards, Date
1. Ahman Green, Green Bay, 90t, Oct. 24, 2004
2. Greg Bell, Buffalo, 85t, Nov. 18, 1984
3. Le'Ron McClain, Baltimore, 82t, Saturday
T4.Willis McGahee, Baltimore, 77t, Saturday
T4. Keith Byars, 77t, Miami, Nov. 25, 1993

"Close this stadium down!!!" Ray Lewis hollered while celebrating the win. "We closed it down!!! It's official!!!" Several Cowboys expressed disappointment in messing up such a memorable occasion. But nobody was madder than Michael Irvin, who unleashed a stream of words we can't use on this here blog while waiting with a bunch of other ex-Cowboys to come out on the field.

Stock Report 4. Fans. They booed the team off the field in the last game at Texas Stadium. Nice.

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nice hat, douche^

ha I had the feed but there was so much empty space I thought I lost the feed. so the end of the game went:

off tackle! and no cowboy anywhere wtf. off tackle! and no cowboy anywhere wtf

like McNabb! but with raven

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yeah remember roy williams?

guys i was at a party and apparently missed the game of the year

guys i was wandering through chicago fending off shoppers and snow and missed this but once again dallas has delivered another early christmas gift : D

yeah i couldn't even tape it, stupid nfl network :( thought about skipping the party because i always end up talking to the same people from work

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/nfceast/0-6-179/Cowboys-close-down-stadium--season-s-next.html

^^^ this whole article is insane. first of all, damn espn that lede is cold. it basically amounts to, "too bad roger staubach had to even walk past such a group of hilarious fags". then:

1) Jones said Phillips is going to "do the best job of making his head coach look good." When I reminded him that Phillips was actually hired to be the head coach, Jones said he didn't want a "walk-around" head coach. <--- WHO DOES HE THINK COACHES HIS TEAM? he truly is turning into al davis, for real.

2) "Bill Parcells Jr. isn't gonna come in here," said Jones. "That's not a cure-all. As I stand here right now, it doesn't make sense [to make a change]. You look around at all the people who have changed and then how many people end up winning the Super Bowl." <-- ok i don't know what this means but BILL PARCELLS JR lol

3) It's too bad the Cowboys couldn't figure things out in the final game at Texas Stadium -- especially since Jones apparently petitioned the league for the Cowboys to play the Ravens because it once looked like a winnable game. <--- you can do this? why not petition for the lions then, obviously

4) this comment: I'm also confused by ESPN reporting that only way Cowboys get in is to win and must also have TB lose both remaining games and Atlanta lose one. We need some clarification.

if you need clarification of that with two games left for both teams you need to stop watching football.

remember when the nfc beast was the best division in football and going to send 3 teams to the playoffs?

everyone forgot that all of those teams are hilarious soap opera disasters.

lol fox pregame strahan and howie long both dissing on the brett favre pro-bowl selection

welcome to foxboro, super cardinals!!

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at first i was like, that's the best way they could phrase that but upon really studying that list i've come to the conclusion there is no possible other list it could BE besides "qbs skip bayless wants to have sex with"

john hodgman should do nfl pbp, y/n

“It wasn’t a homecoming game. It was more like a mock funeral,” McGahee said. “We spoiled their day. It was probably the best concert ever in Irving, Texas.”

kmao

ha, lmao

oh, roffles.

love seeing <3 Randy <3 blocking for Sammy Morris

does anyone else remember the animated television program "james bond jr"? because i'm still giggling at "bill parcells jr" because i imagine it being exactly like this television show.

<3 Randy
good idea to have welkah returning kicks too

hahahah i remember james bond jr yes

touchdown! 21-0 pats

COME ON KANSAS CITY CHIEFTAINS!

GOOOOOO CHEIFZ!!!!!

td suckas

lemme upgrade ya

haha that commercial is so fuckin weird - i wish they would stop playing it

GOD WHY IS THIS GAME ON MY TELEVISION HOLY GOD CARDINALS GO AWAY

is that stadium half steelers fans or what??

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this is pretty lol btw

my gay friend asserts that only straight men find brady quinn attractive, nigga is mad self-loathing tho so idk

guys you should look for the new issue of elle magazine, it has the ugliest, most horrible photo of beyonce on its cover that i have EVER SEEN. i was horrified when this showed up in my mail box.

i think i saw something about it on jezebel (which i don't read btw)? didnt they really fuck with her face in photoshop or something

Jamaal Charles = rookie of the year, even though i have never heard of him before.

that 4th and 10 play was awesome

oh i like that elle cover! they've totally changed up their design in the past year, much for the better IMHO

28-0
SUPER PATRIOTS

damn pats runnin a train on the cardinals shit is fucked up

commentary team are OUTRAGED that Welker was flagged for making a snow angel

they should cancel the rest of the game

touchdown phins btw - this game is retardo

the elle cover makes her look like she just got shot

by a disgruntled directv subscriber who only got 286 channels in HD

rooting for KC in that game is challenging rooting for Buffalo against the Jets last week as the most bleak, disheartening experience in my recent sporting memory.

snow angel call was dumb, come on, its foxboro in a snowstorm, you have to..

surprised miami can play in.. what is it 15 below out there? i don't mind rooting for kansas city aside from a sense of futility about it.

coldest game in dolphins history - the defenses don't even look like they want to hit anyone

scoreboard doesn't look like they do that's for sure :)

one of the funny things abt this game is the cardinals have already clinched a playoff spot and the pats are prob not even gonna make it

31-0 halftime

announcer says: a postive for arizona is, a couple of their guys got to see snow for the first time!

saying its becoming cliche to say is becoming cliche to say

you know when announcers get all wrapped in the game they're doing and make ridiculous statements about one of the players/events? well dick enberg just asked if anyone in the nfl is better at short passing than chad pennington

before or after his 4th and 1 incompletion on the KC 5?

lol before - they threw a fade on 4th and 1 from the kc 5 though. absolutely retarded call

is shannon sharpe wearing a burgundy velvet blazer? he pulls it off pretty well

i'm going to cry if this cards-pats game comes back on my tv after halftime

i know, it's tragic to think that it might not even matter. thanks for your support schef.

lol @ "it's the game that no-one's watching, Cincinnati vs Cleveland"

jimmy johnson just predicted they'll rest the starters for arizona in the second half this game is just going to get more insane D:

KAY CEEEEEEE!

YEAH CHIEFS

man, 52 points in that game at the half. i hope they take it over the 100 mark.

i hate this ad with this little girl/lady who has apparently been an entitled, smug brat since birth

guize im watching west coast games of NE/AZ rapefest and SD/GARCIAS

chiefs have 300+ yards already

i'm so glad that she uses her pony/lexus for just upsetting her "friends"

Hey guys guess which games I get today?

St Louis v San Francisco and Houston v. Oakland. That's it until primetime.

:(

i got pitt/tennessee on the other channel, i think this is like the 10th steelers game i've seen this season!

dear polyphonic:

i am so sorry for your loss. this sounds sarcastic but i literally went :( and then said oh no out loud when i read your post

<3
ally

oooh, INT. 16 seconds for another score before the half?

Thanks ally!

Also the stupid Bucs just stupid scored. :(

RANDY MOSS

37-0

<3<3<3

WHAT IS THIS GAME PLEASE JUST DECLARE THE PATRIOTS THE WINNER AND PUT ON THE GARFIELD CHRISTMAS SPECIAL INSTEAD OR SOMETHING

Also there is a dude fixing my sink who is making a lot of noise, and earlier I spilled half a cup of coffee on my crotch.

On the bright side, my pants are brown so you can't really tell.

^^^ summary of browns/bengals game

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

would rather see lions losing on tv yn?

http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/pictures/something_awful_2_6634_2842_image_3468.gif

instead of these games pls just watch he-man and she-ra christmas special. i will commence posting the entirety.

f u Jeff Garcia, go home and hang out with your beard.

Mark Bulger just got a reception.

the only two games i care about this weekend are on at the same time on the same channel

the only two games i care about this weekend are on at the same time on the same channel

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NE LETTING BRADY GO FOR CASSEL YOU MORONS

i'm going to take a nap

chiefs put up a field goal just now, go KC!

i'm very close to doing so as well, except the falcons game is just an hour away

hm mb that is enough thyme for a nap~

i wish pit-ten was on :(

wow that gates TD

xpost no u dont

it is awful

the only game on here is ne-az! really any of the other games would be preferable

i fell in a pothole last night walking home and straight up busted my leg six ways to sunday otherwise i would just put on some damn pants and go do something useful with my day, instead of continue to wtch this, but i can't bring myself to go out in public with this house m.d. limp u_u

oh, roffles :(

sorry schef, that sucks!
i'm probably going out to do something later so i don't have to watch the redskins

dorsey picked 3 times today, all by leon hall

btw confidential to jhosh, jimmy the mod: watch out for pothole on sterling about a block east of flatbush -- it is DEEP and MURDEROUS but looks like nothing when filled with snow/ice. keep yr eyes on the ground in that part of town.

themoreyouknow.jpg

announcers @ pats-cards are now covering dude shoveling snow on the sidelines and looking for any reason to show highlights of other games
ok one of them blatently was like "do you have anything else to show or talk about?"
now replaying goofy shit from nfl sunday shows

SMOKE WEED

dar1a it was pretty much a hilarious situation so i can't say it sucks too much -- i usually keep my eyes straight down to the ground during bad weather to avoid this very problem but i was fired up, ranting and raving about the state of the gawker media empire and its colonel kurtz leader and how i'm glad alex is quitting blabbity blah arms waving and very animated and then poof fell in a hole. it was like god looked down upon me and said quit yr bitchin already jeez stfu women and their constant blabbing.

so, for this hilarious visual, i am willing to be hobbled for a couple days.

i am telling this story because i just can't take watching tv anymore.

^this is a good idea thankig u xp

"we have to stop westbrook" <--- immediately made me think "we have to kill hitler"

tom cruise out of my head

the image of someone ranting about the state of a media agency and then falling into a hole is a great image, no offense schef

none taken!

lenwhale td!

AFTER the johnson td?

ya, just now

You would think that a meaningless game between two worthless teams would be a good excuse for a lot of gamebreaks from the many better games that are being played right now, but no.

On the bright side, I learned that Richie Incognito likes cheeseburgers.

what did johnson pull out of his pants after that td btw? some handkerchief or something?

LOL @ all these Lions with the flu. I didn't know that was a 16 week illness~

i think that was his hand towel but yeah idk, i was wondering too

nice of Wisenhunt to put Leinart in to make his trading places with Cassel even more real and painful. fumble was pretty much inevitable.

was he waving a 'white flag'? que dumb. just reminds me how much the nfl has squashed the players' creative spirit

haha spiralli

did u guys hear the story earlier about Warner and his letter to Belichick?

Warner sent Belichick a congratulatory letter after 16-0, Belichick supposedly replied, Warner never received the response

¯\(°_o)/¯

thought johnson was mocking the terrible towel steeler fans in the house

Shaun Hill is total garbage.

heh, so warner found a way to inform the media that he never received a response to his letter? he's not a us senator for crying out loud

47-0

i imagine belichick's letter sounded exactly like mccain's famous letter to obama

there's a 50 point mercy rule right?

i think Belichick is settling for a FG in every 2nd half drive to try to recoup some karma after running up the score all last season.

boston globe pats blogger: Some fans are lobbing snowballs from the end zone in the direction of the Cardinals during this commerical break. Like most things thrown at the Cardinals today, it did not connect.

what are they chanting?

it is retarded there is still 14:37 left in this game

that's a lengthy chant

PREDICTION: Pats are going to win this one

every time i glance at the Miami/KC score i see the name 'Thigpen' and i die a little inside.

i couldn't figure it out.
jeez leinart

M. Leinart 1 6 28 16.7

blerg

I thought Tampa Bay was supposed to have a good defense.

holy god:

Cedric Benson 38 171

lol eat shit tampa!!!!! FUK!!!!!!

GUYS ATLANTA COULD CLINCH IN MINNESOTA TODAY

K. Warner: 6 of 18, 30 yards

There has literally been one gamebreak in this entire game, and at halftime they didn't give us any highlights. I mean wtf.

holy shit what happened to garcia's face?

it's gay

Tyler Thigpen looked so awful in his first game, it blows my mind that he's actually kinda good.

yeah ive watched many chiefs games this year and he is thoroughly threatening and on the cusp of very good

i can't believe there is 9 more minutes of game time here, could seau start a snowball fight on the sideline or something

what i am doing right now, since jezebel was mentioned earlier, is looking at this holocaust of a thread:

http://jezebel.com/5115249/what-is-your-favorite-holiday-drink#viewcomments

and imagining all these ladies giving horrifying "drinks" (chambord, kahlua and cream is not a thing you should put into your body all together at once, fyi) are the dallas cowboys.

for example this is t.o.'s contribution:
I always chose my choice to pour Bailey's in my venti soy milk Caramel steamers.

i recommend playing this game, if you are bored with this 9/11 of a week in the nfl.

Do you guys remember the game a million years ago when Giants fans (or was it Jets, sorry!) threw iceballs at the Chargers and a guy got hit in the noggin.

well shit now i am reading jezebel annnnnnd... they have a katy perry vs zooey deschanel post?

http://jezebel.com/5114986/katy-or-zooey

guh

Belichick will focus on the blown coverage on that TD in his press conference.

sure he will, he was already walking around looking pissed off about.. i dunno i'm sure he found something

dammit, miami up 7

http://gawker.com/5115251/important-holiday-news

gawker has a holiday drinking post too -- should i just start posting drink suggestions y/n

After Wes Welker caught an 11-yard touchdown pass in the second quarter, he was penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct after making snow angels on the field. The rule enforced by Bill Leavy's crew is that a player can not go to the ground in an act of celebration, as it is deemed excessive. The only time a player may go to the ground in that situation is to pray.

wtf you can pray but not make a snow angel?

wtf, way to lose a game St. Louis.

lol thigpen

one of the commenters said welkah should tell the league he belongs to some religious cult that prays by making snow angels

I mean, it has "angel" right in the name, come on guys.

guys, who should win coach of the year? mike smith or tony soprano?

:( :( :(

COME ON BARFALO WIN A GAME FFS

hey what happens if the jets lose today but win next week

NE would win division if they beat Bills. Fins beat Jets next week for sure tho.

i say fish for coty

yeah, has been truly incredible turnaround.

KC got the ball back!

i meant fisher, not the fins

LOL

maybe

ricky just fumbled on the 6 yd line or so but he looked down to me *DEVELOPING*

o i guess you guys have the game now - no way that was a fumble

every angle it looks like he's down with the ball & but then you see the ball is actually bouncing around a yard behind him?

my brother just sent me this OTM text: "you kno that if the chiefs score herm is going for 2"

oy vey

wtf how are you guys getting this game??!?!??! i'm now stuck w redskins-eagles or the jets!

i expect it's way beyond the capacity of KC offense to move it 90 yards down the field with 1:45 and no time outs.

schef - pitt/tn was over and cut to miami/kc, but they just took it off here, i am watching postgame because i am fed up with redskins

good riddance

F U KANSAS CITY

sad lol

was pretty sure i wasn't jumping the gun with Boyz II Men

the broncos totally deserve to be in the playoffs instead of the patriots

Guys we're getting Jets/Seattle instead of Houston/Oakland, it's a Christmas MIRACLE.

gaaah maybe jets will lose and uh, beat miami, or.. ravens will lose to jville (yeah right)

yeah atl

YAHHHHHHHHHHHH TURNER!!!!!!!!!

fwiw i am v much down with division winners being in playoffs irrespective of whatever terrible record they might end up with, so i am not sore about crappy teams being in the playoff instead of (likely) 11-5 Patriots

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/matt%20ryan.jpg

you guys should hear how quiet it is in the metrodome

xp lolol ilu jordan

az is going to make the pofs @ 8-8

ah forgot, falcons have to play defense now - lolol oh well

fuck having to listen to gus johnson 2 days in a row (did the uconn/gonzaga game)

oh chesterpaws

dude gus johnson owns

haha gus johnson doing that uconn/gonzaga game (with a game-tying 3 pointer!) was like an early christmas present

serious? he is sortof loll but could actually be making pbp calls instead of holding one syllable for 12 seconds

did u guys see this???

http://www.gusjohnsonsports.com/ringtones.html

does pitt have the 2 seed clinched (other than playing clevo next week lol)?

the gus johnson call from the ucla-zaga ncaa tourney game from a few years ago is the most classic thing of all time

(the one where adam morrison cries)

i want to make a joke about shiancoe being close to the goal line and the size of his penis but i can't really work it out right now

"good job guy whose dick everyone's seen" was a comment here but, like, we're watching the redskins so it could've been referring to anything.

wasnt there just a snow game where favre pwned seattle? not happenin so far w/ the jets

god, effing washington. every stupid week. suisham's FG range is like 30 yards

what the hell was that about?

yahhhhhhhhh NORWOOD!!!

um, you are watching a redskins game!
"hey we only have the worst kicker in the league and wind swirling everywhere, let's burn a time out to think about this and then fuck it up so philly returns it and has a short field"

also were skins surprised by that or what? i saw the return guy standing in the end zone, the likely outcome was clear

gunslinger favre just threw it to seattle

(xp) yeah, kind of sad that the skins could have gone for it on 4th down, gotten dropped for an 11-yard loss, and still had the same result.

was going to say, defense stepped up but now they're backed up at the 15. randle el has not really done much all season returning punts, i don't know why they keep him back there

gah just woke up pats season hanging by a thread wtf - btw an 11-5 team hasnt missed the playoffs in 23 years or of course ever w/the current 12 team playoff setup

i know :`(

YAHHHHH EAT SHIT MINNESOTA!!!

I'M GOIN HUNGRAYYYYYYYYYYYY

skins gotta reach the 15 to be in suisham's range
OMG redskins moving the ball, what?

marley & me should be called THAT FUCKIN DOG

wtf a total of 6pts have been scored in both games im seeing combined

YAHHHHH EAT SHIT MINNESOTA!!!

― cankles, Sunday, December 21, 2008 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'M GOIN HUNGRAYYYYYYYYYYYY

― cankles, Sunday, December 21, 2008 5:03 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw this enthusiasm has inspired me to root for the falcons should they find themselves in the playoffs

:D!!!!

AP just fumbled for second time in game btw, lolol - the jake plummer of RBs~

seahawks up 7-3 over the favres

lol @ jake plummer of rbs

remember when plummer retired and it was a dark day on schefterblog

i dont like the pats but it's hard to deny that they are probably the best team in the east right now

i think THAT FUCKIN DOG is next week's thread title

i read a thing about plummer a couple months ago, apparently he is deeply ensconced in the world of semi-pro handball now

a play or two vs the jets or the colts and pats would be looking at going 12-4..

did i mention that atl clinches if they win today

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_7220039

Jake Plummer is an avid player of 4-Wall Handball since his retirement from the NFL. Jake attended his first professional handball tournament in 2007 when he entered the Simple Green US Open of Handball (w/brother Eric) in the pro doubles division; eventually losing to future hall of fame members John Bike and Danny Bell. In 2008 Jake Plummer hosted his own pro invitational and lost in the finals of the pro consulation bracket to #37 ranked, Jeff Kastner. Jake Plummer played and lost in the semifinals versus brother Eric Plummer (eventual champion) at this year's 2008 Idaho State Singles Championships.[8] [9]

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/plummerhandball.jpg

were any of you wtching skins-eagles when aikman said something about he and buck's fans and then corrected and said "i mean viewers" and buck was like "i'm sure they are also our fans" and aikman just flatly intoned "no, i don't think so"?

when did jake plummer just become a full-time will ferrell movie

aikman does seem thoroughly humorless

this game
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
of course i should be grateful redskins didn't spot philly 14 points to start off

i would be thoroughly humorless too if i had to sit down and try to talk football with joe buck every single sunday for four or five years.

hahah jake the hand snake

The Browns/Bengals game was pretty bad in case ILNFL missed it. That came as a surprise to me because it had all the makings of a great game.

we were informed earlier that no one would be watching that game so naturally we are surprised to hear from someone who watched it

lol tavaris

Visanthe The Snake is having a pretty good game otoh

um, raiders what?

198678 posts by MNF

4 oclock games going very very poorly right now

the jets are losing so i have to disagree

brett favre is playing like a total hobo today :)

haha @ u

M. Morris 21 103 4.9

jesus jets

all these games are boring

otm

WESTBROOK WTF

fuck me

redskins d steps up!

coooooooooley

great username daria

Minnestoa has a serious fumbling problem.

lol shotgun snap FLIES past tavaris' head

PORTIS!

<3 <3 <3 clinton portis

this commercial where txtin thumbs have faces is completely weird and gross

ilu portis

imagine the ppl who are stoned the first time they see that commercial

hey does anyone remember that time where portis scored a touchdown and did TWO CARTWHEELS in the end zone? easily my favorite moment in nfl history hands down

i believe in yoo brett - u CAN lose today and win next week its totally yr style - lets make this happen

way to under throw that one 5 yards buddy!

attn. nfl qbs: never try and channel the air stylings sage rosenfels

texting thumbs should take a hike

Minnesota, you are doomed

WHOA @ the falcon with the red mohawk

also, how did i not know until today that there is a new falcon named jamaal anderson?

haha yeah he sucks though - shames the great name of jams imo

<3 westbrook

okay fucking watching football

fyi Fox robot has limited mobility today due to being wrapped in christmas lights

this movie death race looks pretty awsom

lollll lol @ u minnesota

haha brownie

i <3 his showdowns with the king

Chick from Kay Jewelers so very proud of her scrotum-shaped diamond pendant.

fox robots name is cleatus fyi

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/31846900_9e7272c514.jpg?v=0

yeah i like the one where the burger king MURDERS HIM by rusting him to death or somethin - if only ;_;

kay jewelers chick - is that jane seymore?

that was actually a good play, westbrook just waited way too long to make a cut

HAHAH OMG SNO PENIS PLZ U GUYS SAW THAT RIGHT

announcer: that looks like a work of art

dear brett favre,

http://imagesforum.doctissimo.fr/mesimages/3620798/snow_penis.jpg

merry xmas.

<3,

ilnfl

ha

lol my friends and i made an 8+ foot tall snow penis last year at our old high school. i posted a pic in the what do you look like thread

i feel like i should be grateful that the dog in TFD doesn't talk - thanks hwood

guy already tried to kill himself now this fukin dog wtf does owen wilson have to do before someone gives him the help he so desperately needs

jason, watch out for brian dawkins!

hah bretts arm does not work today

JAMAL FUDGE is playing for a hurt lawyer milloy now

heres favre in trouble... FAVRE SACKED!!!

4th-20, NY Jets 40
B. Favre sacked by J. Wilson

lol yes

did u guys see grady jackson waddling towards tavaris

pretty sure jets/seahawks and philly/wash are actually the same game

some $$$ saving scheme by the nfl maybe

gwyneth paltrow is almost as smug and unbearable as the bitch who get a pony and a lexus

LOL J-E-T-S JETS !!!!!!!! :)

looooooool "u said it gus"

jeez i'm glad samuel has a habit of dropping INTs

ahh what happned? int fumble what?

skins game? nothing campbell threw it away very badly and asante samuel had a good shot at it, but didn't make the play

oh on downs! lol J-E-T-S SUCK SUCK SUCK

nah i meant the jets

jets lost ball on downs at their own 20 w/2 minutes left

hahaha JETS LOLz

bills are creeping...

pats are ALIVE

does this eliminate the jets? or would they need to win and have the pats lose?

yah that

uh.. they need pats to lose & to beat miami next week.

Mangini should be fired now, replaced by Rich Kotite for Week 17

^^^^^^^^^^

replaced by fireman ed for week 17

ne/buff jets/miami are both early next sun - so everyone will be playing like they mean it

SI game blog (only way I could follow): Mangini looks sad and cold on the sideline.

plz nfl dont move jest/mia to the late game

if the redskins had an actual offense this game would not be close
however..

if sd/den is meaningful that will prob be primetime

hahahahahaha jesus brett favre

also <3 <3 <3 seattle player throwing snow all over the place and dancing around

dude I think favre just threw another INT

between favre's game killing interception and the tearfulromodouchehat.jpg this truly is the merriest christmas of all

hahah is he having FUN out there???

wau buffalo goes up by a td

no way Miami doesn't beat Jets. likewise Ravens against Jags. Jets and Jags are so poor right now. Pats needed KC or Dallas to win.

favre and holmgren are hugging for way way too long

i wouldnt put it past the jets to lay down next week just to ensure dolphins win division and not the pats

why the hell is there 8 minutes left in this wash-eagles game when the jets game is already hilariously over

are the jets/fins playing in NY?

ya

i believe i the ability of brett to have fun next week u can do it buddy im rooting 4 u !!!

every redskins game since october.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boring,_Maryland

i should edit that
Boring is an unincorporated community in Landover, Maryland

okay at least that was a good catch

what a great game for visanthe shiancoe and his large penis

favres, cowboys, eagles, jets, steelers all losing is some magical shit

ok -- i genuinely feel bad for mcnabb right now even though i don't care who wins this game

omg the shiancoe's td news -- really vikings fans have the worst of all worlds don't they.

atlanta is imploding imo

yeah this sux

grady jackson

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/MonteAltopotbellie.jpg

someone needs to teach peterson how to hold a damn football -- can coughlin just go do this for him or is that considered uncool?

ahhh both of these games on riht now are nuts!

i'm pretending buffalo denver isn't on obv

GOD JESUS EAGLES THAT BALL WAS THROWN PERFECTLY WONDERFULY YOU CANNOT ASK FOR BETTER -- CATCH A FUCKING PASS!

atlanta in the playoffs!

ok trying to watch both games is making me turn into a person i don't like, a crazy person, an angry person

ATL CLINCHES YAHAHGHKDLHEI

sweet im on the bandwagon

yeah, in nfc i will def root for atlanta.

congrats u guize! i am trying to be reassuring at home, i mean min is still ahead of the bears but next week they play the giants so how reassuring can i truly and honestly be given that i'm pretty sure everyone i know is aware of my feelings on this min-ny game coming up.

this skins-eagles game is good!

yeah, count me in 4 Falcons. it's been an awesome story, i hope there's plenty more to it.

wow, what?!

whoa!

OH MY FUCKING GOD THE END OF THIS GAME IS SO GHETTO AND LAME

OMG SO CLOSE SRY EAGLES

this is so ;_;

the clock expired and it is so ;_;

but jim zorn looking so scared during review that is also ;_;

omg, we won a game. WHAT?

THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL GUYS

jim zorn u r no longer "the worst coach" little guy

title goes back to andy reid and wade phillips to fite over

^lol

sobs.

this is just the worse way to lose ever.

if z-man only ran a better offense, they wouldn't be freaking out on the last play.. i dunno about campbell messing up some easy throws.

caught the end of schwartenegger on 60min - guy is just so hateful

no wonder everyone scared during that review it would've ended in a TIE if either offense had another 15 minutes

i just turned to nbc and they were showing singletary's press conference during which he just said apropos of seemingly nothing "good teams don't need a BAND"

is this a san diego superchargers diss?

ties are in the rulebook wha \(O_o)/

fucking fuck

u guys are schizo k3vin

http://www.chicagobears.com/gameday/drumcorps.asp

whatfucking ever, eagles. im going to go get drunk and then go sledding.

so, if Eagles win and Tampa lose they go through, right?

God did not let him feel let down.

I am so sad.

keith olbermann has, so far, responded to no less than four separate statements by sarcastically yelling "merry christmas".

fox postgame show is on with highlights, there is no call to listen to K.O. talk about anything

i dunno, olbermann yelling "oh well MERRRRRRY christmas" at peter king's assertion that jerry jones will offer a head coach position to mike holmgren is pretty hilarious.

sorry kevin, mordy, etc. ;_;

why isn't anyone in the world showing highlights of that cowboys game btw

i mean if there is one thing that can bring us all together in these emotional times after those divisive games, it's highlights of tony romo crying, yet none of these people are paying attention to this need.

redskins forums break down the W for you:

And, Jason Campbell continues to regress...
Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle
How bad is our offense??? Really bad.

lol waht does that mean

keith olbermann just used the phrase 'premature jocularity'

Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle

THAT FUCKING DOG Worthless as Hen Poo on a Pump Handle nfl week 17

GUYS (idk if anyone posted about this last week but)

DID ANYONE SEE LAST WEEK ON NBC WHEN THEY SHOWED INVESCO FIELD AND THERE WAS A PIECE OF MILKY COLORED ICE ON THE CAMERA AND DAN PATRICK SAID "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT SOMEONE DID ON THAT CAMERA" AND EVERYONE ON THE SET GROANED AND CHUCKLED NERVOUSLY FOR 4 SECONDS? IT WAS SO WEIRD

plz everyone turn to 60mins and watch segment on elephant orphanage

plz everyone turn to 60mins and watch segment on elephant orphanage

that 'win and stay home' graphic was pretty funny

this is a sweet asss game im pretty psyched for this

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/2007/07/10/chinsquash.jpg

me 2

how awesome was mike smith grabbing the ball off the field during the game and celebrating

wau eli, that was pretty dope

lmbo

btw, i usually get only half my picks right but i stand by this: PHI @ WAS: bengals

lol

haha wow at the giants o lineman pwning that dude

1st time i saw that gieco O_O$$$ window washer ad i had no idea what was going on - now as soon as i see the cash i giggle a little

dude that is my fav commercial in years

yah its pretty intense

str8 cash homie

good HD working now & no announcers

no announcers?

idk maybe its the wind around me - the feed is way messed up

they should let u turn off the announcers if u want tho

guys the bills won today! that hasn't happned in like 40 yrs. :D

WHAT was that? i could not tell who caught that ball!

neither could al michaels!

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

omg rice all over the keyboard irl

XD

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/flip-1.jpg

you guys realize that if somehow there's a carolina-tennessee super bowl that a) this would be awful b) it would be so difficult to watch due to hideous outfits and logos c) it would mean that jake delhomme and kerry collins are now both 2-time super bowlers.

or as i like to call delhomme and collins, "wilson and house"

lol that's great.

here they are at the super bowl preparty

http://www.housemd-guide.com/season2/pictures/217house-wilson.jpg

i luv the carolina unis and i dont care who knows

that statement makes me want to repost hatcat

Man those were some old school Fredex or Stinkson style Eagles drops today. Still you cannot figure either Washington or Philly, as some days they have it and some days they don't.

Cedric Benson has looked pretty good coming out of the woods for Cinci. The guy seems to be playing like a guy that knows his chance of playing in the NFL is down to the bottom. Hopefully the Bengals have him locked down for next year, which may sound crazy, but he has looked pretty decent. If they can get Palmer back to health and find a pass rusher, they might be a bounce back club next year.

**they flexed denver/san diego for next week**

imo one of these guys on the stage should kick costas square in the nuts

also what is this christmas hell that has vomited all over the nbc studio?

god, i have to watch another super chargerz game.

i think the panthers mascot is adorable! i never noticed, until schef posted the super-cardinal-smashing-panther animated gif from our favorite arizona fan. i can't explain but the panther flipped to look each way a couple times and it was super cute IMHO.

There will be passing yards to be had in that game, I am thinking.

that statement makes me want to repost hatcat

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 21, 2008 9:44 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

THIS MY BLØG

the panthers logo is actually rilly cute, it is all like RAWR I'M XTREME KITTEN -- it is the font that they use to write carolina panthers that bugs me the most.

http://www.fanaticfanz.com/catalog/images/carolina_panther_logo_200.jpg

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/maasx003/Vikings/images/panther.jpg

oh god giants just get even one (1) of these sure interceptions wilson is hurling at you!!

RAWR I'M XTREME KITTEN

ally u r on fire tonite.

refs forgot to launder flags before game

embarrassed to throw

i've had a positive couple days, it is conducive to me coming up with statements like XTREME KITTEN

also these refs need to be stopped. the best was madden's knee-jerk immediate "that was just good coverage" bs on the blown interference call earlier and then while he's hardcore defending the carolina dude while everyone's booing they play the super slow-mo replay and slowly his opinion changes midstream to "but yeah it looks like he's holding his left hand there."

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this is my cat, his name is mr. carolina panther btw

u should rename him boss after that giants player who just died

Who that is my cat only less fat and less annoying (presumably)

Whoa not Who you know

why was carolina coach just doing the mashed potato

lol "no one tackles brandon jacobs like that" s/b the new "no one puts baby in a corner"

THANK GOD

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081219/ap_on_fe_st/odd_pierced_kittens

XTREME KITTENS :(

lol madden was all HOW DARE HE tackle bj like that

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XTREME KITTEN :(

dear god guys please stop talking about the frozen hot chocolate i am getting so depressed at how i don't have a frozen hot chocolate

^^^really gay xp

SHE'S GOT A SMILE THAT IT SEEMS TO ME REMINDS ME OF CHILDHOOD MEMORIESSSS

~~serious question~~

would anyone in this bitch be interested in an ilnfl "fap"...AT SERENDIPITY?

would anyone be interested in an ilx fap at the super bowl i have 15 tickets

lol yes xp

yes and yes :)

id be down w/an ilnfl fap but i dont know what SERENDIPITY is

waht

omg bro you are missing a treat and a half

i bet you guys could get jeremy shockey to come

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wait for serious j0rdan?

obvs not; i am v v gullible

oh my god JULIUS PEPPERS

i refuse to accept a carolina-tenn i.e all made up expansion teams all the time super bowl

it is a frozen hot chocolate store which apparently is the most famous desert in new york - google told me

Has anyone been catching that Kay jewelers commercial where the girl is like "i don't remember the place" and the guy is like "you WILL" in the most ridic murderer voice ever?

yeah he is like "YOUR planet?" voice

HE WENT TO JARED drives me completely insane

tho itd be a good set up for a porno imo

Thank God this is the last week we'll be subjected to the horrible jewelry ads they are the worst.

TRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK commercials however are omnipresent now and forever =/

xpost lol yeah that one where the girls are like "do you have brothers" he could say "well actually..."

imo if i ever get engaged again i hope the gentleman proposes by being a man and not a pussy -- by giving me a copy of "mamma mia"

otm be a man

intense romance

this game is serious

HA HA HA OH DID YOU GUYS FIND YOUR PASS INTERFERENCE FLAGS FINALLY?

finally got the call eh

this fucking team. why do i love you so when you ALWAYS DO THIS

also lol @ "now they will do their best two point play" <--- because mangini would probably pull out his most middling, in this situation, just to switch it up

wowo nice play on the 2pts

mightve been their best

wow, this game :)

on that 2 point, i seriously was looking over @ jacobs the whole time thinking he was about to run into a wall. nice

yeah in defense of al michaels's bizarre statement, that WAS in fact the best two point play

cuz this game is serious xp

"cool hand eli"?

Glad to see I wasn't the only one faked the hell out by the PA there.

this preview is lol -- a 7-8 record is a "miraculous comeback"??

the announcer for it was also using the fantastic keanu reeves YOUR PLANET? voice

goddamnit aaaahhhhhh

fuckity fuck fuck -- come on giants

also wtf is tom coughlin chewin

fukkin madden "tom coughlin chewin yellow gum"

madden: tom coughlin chewing yellow gum

lol

did tuck just vomit???

That was my thought.

What a weird time to call that.

lolcat formation

this game is so upsetting

im not seeing a 50 yarder happening here

Now is the time to mention my love for John Kasay for being an old-fashioned stumper.

"look at how shiny that football is"

OMFG

this game is the bomb, guys
overtime!

LOOK AT HOW LEFT THAT FOOTBALL WENT

kick, close

"andrea goes to the weather channel hall of fame after that call"????????

my only problem is i like everyone hate the nfl overtime format

apparently madden is the chair of the weather channel induction committee

if this ends in a tie then i sincerely believe that the nfc should just be forced to award detroit the super bowl berth.

"none of you deserve this honor so what the hell, we will just let detroit take a shot at this"

1-18!!!!!!!!!!!!

if detroit won the super bowl after that, i think the nfl should seriously consider going arena football's "we're gonna take a year off and think" route.

lonely league thinkin aboaut stuff

mcquarters gonna go think about stuff for a while

holy shit!

john madden is so vindicated right now, he's been begging the giants to do that one play where derrick ward runs for 51 yards ALL NIGHT!