WIN AND STAY HOME WITH THAT F'IN DOG: it's week 17!! omg ALMOST DONE??

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STL @ ATL hotlanta
CHI @ HOU houston!
NYG @ MIN i am really sorry: giants
CAR @ NO XTREME KITTEN will bounce back
CLE @ PIT oh god. pittsburgh.
OAK @ TB tb
TEN @ IND this will be excitement! i think indy can pull this off
DET @ GB detroit will not win a game this year
NE @ BUF new england unfortunately
KC @ CIN why?
JAC @ BAL baltimore
MIA @ NYJ WELCOME TO MIAMI
SEA @ ARI ok arizona HAS to win this, right?
WAS @ SF sf
DAL @ PHI philly
DEN @ SD this game is a lol for sure -- denver will win and san diego will claim god tampering or something and everything will be back to normal

STL @ ATL FALCS are gonna cruise into the playoffs.
CHI @ HOU The NFC North is like, who even wants to win it? TEXANS are gonna make the bears pay for recent ugly/lucky wins.
NYG @ MIN I guess then the division will go to VIKES.
CAR @ NO NOLA may well just focus on the passing record and the XTREME KITTENS will cruise.
CLE @ PIT The fuckin STEELERS.
OAK @ TB ?? BUCS will retain some dignity.
TEN @ IND Sadly COLTS do not lose these kinds of reg season games.
DET @ GB Despite the PACK's awful play they will win.
NE @ BUF PATS are on fire right now.
KC @ CIN No one cares. But I like BENGALS in this one.
JAC @ BAL RAVENS in a must-win.
MIA @ NYJ JETS final gift to pats fans--a playoff spot!
SEA @ ARI HAWKS really really love Holmgren and will go all out.
WAS @ SF Ugh. NINERS, 16-13.
DAL @ PHI COWBOYS because philly blows.
DEN @ SD hahah yeah! I'm going out for my birthday and this epic contest will be the backdrop. Let's go BRONCS!

WHOA the ref shares my birthday :D

Awesome! It's you, me, and Denzel Washington.

STL @ ATL atl
CHI @ HOU bears
NYG @ MIN min
CAR @ NO brees will pass his way into our hearts and minds with shock and awe plus some Martin and Lewis to keep us laughing
CLE @ PIT The Steelers practice squad could beat the Browns right now. If the Lions and Browns play this weekend the Lions would win.
OAK @ TB what has happened to tampa
TEN @ IND Colts
DET @ GB LIONS, CHALLOPS FOR A NEW AMERICAN CENTURY
NE @ BUF buf
KC @ CIN KC
JAC @ BAL ravens
MIA @ NYJ Dolphins
SEA @ ARI Arizona has a field that is removed from the stadium and watered in the parking lot. No team like that should win. SEA.
WAS @ SF Redskins
DAL @ PHI PHILY
DEN @ SD SD

STL @ ATL Fuck the falcons
CHI @ HOU Bears
NYG @ MIN Coughlin never takes a game off-NYG
CAR @ NO Panthers
CLE @ PIT PIT
OAK @ TB Bucs
TEN @ IND Indu
DET @ GB Rogers throws for 500 yards-Packers
NE @ BUF Pats
KC @ CIN Chiefs send Herm out a winner
JAC @ BAL RAVENS
MIA @ NYJ Miami
SEA @ ARI Seattle
WAS @ SF Niners
DAL @ PHI Both teams are playing like shit, so go with the home team
DEN @ SD Chargers

STL @ ATL bulger throws at least 2 INTs every week - ATL
CHI @ HOU its worrisome HOU lost to OAK...hmm ill still take TEXANS
NYG @ MIN VIKES
CAR @ NO SAINTS meaning panthers have to play on the road wc wkend
CLE @ PIT this game is cruel. pittsburgh.
OAK @ TB bucs
TEN @ IND this will be excitement boring. Indy
DET @ GB RIP lions. Pack
NE @ BUF pats but bills keep it close
KC @ CIN uh, Chiefs sure
JAC @ BAL RAVENS
MIA @ NYJ gag green wins & mangina gets pats into playoffs
SEA @ ARI exploding cardinals win by a lot
WAS @ SF i dont know or care
DAL @ PHI oh geez i'll say philly
DEN @ SD super-norvals

STL @ ATL ATL
CHI @ HOU houston
NYG @ MIN oh no, how did this happen? giants, sorry
CAR @ NO carolina
CLE @ PIT pittsburgh duh
OAK @ TB tampa
TEN @ IND tennessee, colts will beat them in playoffs
DET @ GB detroit will not win a game this year
NE @ BUF pats
KC @ CIN kc
JAC @ BAL i have to root for jville here
MIA @ NYJ no comment
SEA @ ARI i hope zona loses out but they will probably win this
WAS @ SF i don't recommend watching this game, but.. redskins defense 14, redskins offense 3, san francisco 10
DAL @ PHI philly
DEN @ SD disco

ATL
CHI
MIN
NO
PIT
TB
TEN
GB
NE
KC
BAL
NYJ
SEA
WAS
DAL
SD

STL @ ATL hotlanta
CHI @ HOU houston!
NYG @ MIN i am really sorry: giants
CAR @ NO NO
CLE @ PIT oh god. pittsburgh.
OAK @ TB tb
TEN @ IND IND
DET @ GB detroit will not win a game this year
NE @ BUF new england unfortunately
KC @ CIN
JAC @ BAL baltimore
MIA @ NYJ WELCOME TO MIAMI :[ B[ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
SEA @ ARI SEA. AZ doesn't HAVE to win this, therefore they won't.
WAS @ SF sf
DAL @ PHI philly pleas god
DEN @ SD this game is a lol for sure -- denver will win and san diego will claim god tampering or something and everything will be back to normal

hahahah a colleague of my brother's was at the pats game with some relatives.. apparently one of the relatives was the guy who got completely drunk and decided to give one of the players a hug

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8978642/Fan-arraigned-for-tackling-Patriots-LB-Seau

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/8977384/Report:-Browns-QB-Quinn-punched-by-teammate

???

When you don't have anything to play for, that's when you focus on the things that really matter:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3789504

It is unbelievable that Denver has seven tailbacks on IR.

Crennel sounds like he wants to be fired in that article about Quinn getting punched out.

Some of the comments to these stories are unreal.

"coughlin never takes a game off"

honestly, this kind of shit gets to me. it's fucking rich how everyone thinks tom coughlin is somehow a good coach, when two years ago everyone was calling for his head and he was agreed to be one of the most incompetent coaches in the game. same with doc fucking rivers and the celtics. you don't think maybe, just maybe, it's because the teams have gotten better? like, they have good players?

Well yes and no. From an outsider's viewpoint I always thought Coughlin was a good coach although it's well-known that he changed up his style and became less of an asshole to his players, which is absolutely the right thing to do with a group of talented vets such as the Giants. Rivers turned the complete responsibility of coaching defense over to Thibodeau, which left him to do what he is best at--coaching offense and managing personalities. Obviously both these guys still have their issues but I think they're solid coaches.

alright, but i think coaching (particularly in-game) is extremely overrated as it is, ESP in baseball

Dude in-game coaching is huge in the NFL. As an Eagles fan I'm sure you're familiar with what atrocious clock management looks like. That stuff can be avoided by good coaching.

In-game coaching in baseball is indeed pretty insignificant.

Coughlin had the Jaguars one win away from the super bowl in their second year of existence which to me stands as the greatest achievement in the history of the world.

Coughlin had the Jaguars one win away from the super bowl in their second year of existence which to me stands as the greatest achievement in the history of the world.

Didn't Carolina achieve the same thing that year? I can't remember.

Also re: Quinn punchup, apparently Shaun Smith's entire reason for living revolves around trash talking with his teammates. Oddly alot of people think it's counterproductive. Quinn should throw his baseball boots at him Iraqi style and call the whole matter over and done with.

yeah, xpost you're right! Dom Capers/Tom Coughlin biumvirate rulers for eternity.

Yeah I was like 13 but I remember being pretty concerned when the Pats went up against that Jags team in the AFC Championship game.

"honestly, this kind of shit gets to me...."

You misunderstood what I meant. I didnt mean he's a great coach (I think he's really good), I meant that he doesnt pull a Whisenhunt/Gruden move by resting his top guys when he has the playoffs or home field sewn up. Look at last year when they almost beat the Pats on christmas eve.

yeah, i just kind of went on an angry-eagles-fan rant, taking your statement which was meant to apply to this game as a more blanket "coughlin is a great coach" statement, so my bad.

and yeah football is def the sport in which in-game coaching means the most. but having good players will always be the bottom line

If you were wondering whether Gregg Easterbrook accidentally wrote a good column this week, the answer is no.

MIA @ NYJ WELCOME TO MIAMI :[ B[ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

lol

but having good players will always be the bottom line

pffft I'm not even going to get started with this.

you wont!

If you were wondering whether Gregg Easterbrook accidentally wrote a good column this week, the answer is no.

lol, why do you even bother? aside from the latest 18-year old D-cup postings and musings on recently named stars from the andromeda galaxy, it's essentially the same column week after week

lol, why do you even bother?

There was a picture of Tomlinson and I clicked on it. :(

guys, you know those cds nflshop.com sell where they have a fake football broadcast, and they put your name in it instead of the actual star player?? well, i just received one for christmas, except the name in the cd is "harris smith"

NFLSHOP.COM -- PWNED

STL @ ATL - I think the Rams shut it down in like October, Atlanta should walk completing a pretty masterful bounce back.
CHI @ HOU - Hurmmm...I hoping for the Bears, but I think the Texans will make it a game.
NYG @ MIN - I figure you might not see Jacobs as the Giants have it sewn up and Minnesota is going to come out for blood. I figure Vikings.
CAR @ NO - I think NOLA will play, but I think Carolina has enough to win on the road.
CLE @ PIT - Steelers should win, criminy this has to be the last time someone gives Ken Dorsey a job in the NFL.
OAK @ TB - I'd think that Al D. would pay extra to beat Gruden, but I think Tampa wins it.
TEN @ IND - Does Indy take the day off? It all depends on how long Manning stays in the game. If he plays the whole game, Colts win. If not, go with the Titans.
DET @ GB - The Pack cannot lose this game.
NE @ BUF - NE is one of the hotter clubs right now and they might finish 11-5 and out of the playoffs. No soup for you!
KC @ CIN - Cinci seems to be getting together, I'm going Bengals.
JAC @ BAL - Ravens need this game, but I don't think J-ville will be a walk over. This could be a nasty hitting game.
MIA @ NYJ - It might depend on the weather. I want the Dolphins to win.
SEA @ ARI - Arizona won the division and have been on vacation for a month, I figure Seahawks.
WAS @ SF - I don't know. SF has played better, but Wash D looked really good against the Eagles. Lets go Redskins this week.
DAL @ PHI - I'm going Eagles.
DEN @ SD - I'm kind of hoping Denver.

BREAKING NEWS: Shaun Smiths hits Quinn which would be the first time this year Smith has got to the quarterback! Amirite

also, Bruce Gradkowski may be starting in place of Dorsey. ahahahahahaahooooolldldldlalloolololaadhhfdfan;fa;dfaldkga;lsdkng;ldnga;sdngdureuwknrWEHFDN;CVNDHRJEHRhHDKKjkjdeijeijf;kavjaklsmcv asmd;g;cmdlkdfrhhdhdhdldodododododolaNDNEIOOodllLLC

I am now drinking champagne after 4 pints of beer.

http://livinginstereo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Rubber%20Room.jpg

guys, you know those cds nflshop.com sell where they have a fake football broadcast, and they put your name in it instead of the actual star player?? well, i just received one for christmas, except the name in the cd is "harris smith"

NFLSHOP.COM -- PWNED

schef who is harris smith? oh wait a nom de plume?

re: Easterbrook I've said it before and I'll say it again: dude has not had an original thought about football since I first read him 5-6 years ago. and he is PAID to be in a THINK TANK.

and Brownie you are a hero, and not just because we share a birthday.

lol Harris Smith is Plax's hello-911-i-shot-myself name!

we will have two different birthdays my friend

one a birthday of hope and possibly revewal the other degradation and hopefully cake

holy shit Harris Smith, a Store for Men. I remember it well.

lol who gets which birthday?

i don't know anymore

http://www.gloriaferrer.com/images/PageImages/Page1_35.jpg

Currnetly listening to: Nancy Wilson

Nancy's not a name you hear anymore.

unless in conjunction with the Browns

amirite

i've heard some ppl say it in conjunction with the dallas football cowboys

christ peter king referred to the "new york football jets" this week and i was like "that is used with the giants only for a goddamn reason."

haha yes i saw that, i figure i'll just make this a new thing for a day.

yeah it would be fun to think about the most absurd possible usage--

football buccaneers?
football saints?

i kind of like football panthers (yes it is a coincidence that these are all NFC south) or its aka FOOTBALL XTREME KITTENS.

cleveland football browns has a ring

we decided that the best team names are all iambic like "the albuquerque isotopes" or "the football giants of new york"

i guess iambic 4-meter specifically is the coolest

yeah if you find some pentameter team names please be my guest and post 'em.

"albuquerque isotopes"?

harris football smiths

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2939/fattyfg5.jpg

oh wow

this is off topic but have you guys ever noticed that baby otters look really grumpy?

http://www.bluereefaquarium.co.uk/uploads/news/ottergrinning%5B1%5D.bmp

XTREME FOOTBALL OTTERS

haha yeah that otter is kinda like "the fuck YOU lookin' at?"

it's just funny cos they grow up to be such chill bros.

Tim Hasselback is almost as stupid as his wife.

Merry Christmas, your gift is the following headline:

Weapons, ammo, pants seized at Burress’ home

^actual lol

also alert alert bill belichick is a huge fukkin childish jackbag...he would not say the words that he was rooting for the jets to beat miami "i root for the patriots and anything that helps them" pffft plus then they cut to a clip of cassel saying the EXACT SAME THING verbatim jesus lets go fins & bills

Who the fuck wants to say that they're rooting for the Jets?

yeah I'm not sure what he was supposed to say, the only good option is to give an answer that doesn't make news, whereas saying you're rooting for the jets would be a big thing.. also hatcat does not approve

double doubleheader tomorrow! i feel like i get excited by this every wk 17 and ask why o why can this not be allowed every week?

I will say i'm rooting for the jets.

no, i'm sorry, the jets losing to chad pennington and the fins would really be the greatest cap to this hilarious season they have had.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3794741&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

^^^ the part where they say "it's our super bowl" was a genuine ;_; moment for me reading the espn headlines in the cab ride back from the airport.

it's 65 degrees everywhere on the east coast! the goal posts in buffalo were blown sideways i wish i could find a pic that game is going to be hilarious, hopefully!

is it romeo crennell's super bowl too?

lol @ goalposts

this fuckin giants-vikings game -- neither of these teams seem to give a shit, which is weird for the vikings.

windy pats game is gonna last like 1 hour - 3 passes total 1st quarter - 0 by buffalo

oh good, then when it's over you can turn to fox because this game is going to last 47 years.

so excited!

burress will be out of jail and have reclaimed his pants by the time this one is thru. peterson will have been taken out back and shot once his ankles shatter barbaro-style. and eli will finally have his mustache!!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/28/sports/football/28coughlin.html?_r=1

^^^ reposting simply due to the insane headline

fred jackson just diapered into a sea of humanity and came out the other side according to the announcer over here - not sure if thats a gay thing or what

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/12/28/sports/28giants.600.jpg

lolll diapered xp

o spellcheck u are so cruel sometimes

omg nice zigzag fg bills

BREAKING: Coughlin Is Santa in a Headset

his daughter is hot, the giants are pimping out the wrong organization daughter with that "actress" mara girl if you are asking me my opinion, which you aren't.

i saw that mara broad in a mark wahlberg movie a few weeks ago, not realizing it was her; i thought she was p smashy, in retrospect i guess it's kinda funny that wahlberg was decked out head to toe in eagles gear in one scene

matt ryan picked; okay if atl loses to stl, they should just have their playoff berth revoked imo

hahaha that fucking movie! i kind of loved it -- what is going on in hollywood that it's like "you need some northeastern trash, mark wahlberg will do" even though it's pretty clear that bro is not from philly.

oh shit vikings do something finally

matt cassel just made a sweet leap over some piece of technology out of bounds

buffalo -- what were you doin exactly on that 4th down there

and then stood up a bills db on 4th and 5 for the 1st down!

btw i like that pierre garcon's name on his jersey even has the subscript thing on the C

wowo peterson 70 yrd run

hahaha that fucking movie! i kind of loved it -- what is going on in hollywood that it's like "you need some northeastern trash, mark wahlberg will do" even though it's pretty clear that bro is not from philly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 28, 2008 1:48 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

frankly ppl trying to figure out the differences btw philly and boston should give up, as far as i can tell it comes down to--philly has more black people and better sandwiches

wtf fg party in n. orleans

max you should be ashamed of yourself right about now

boston has entitlement issues / philly has low self esteem

yuengling v sam adams

^^^ landmark supreme court case

philly has abandoned cars / boston has tedious frat boy retards

really its italians / irish

both those beers to me are pretty gross tbh

tons both italians / irish in boston fyi

oh sorry i thought we were making broad generalizations

and jews

xpost

theres jews all over the east coast unfortunately :/

heh u can say that again!!!!!!!!

lol @ hooking field goal attempts here

why even bother kicking it? altho that kick looked good to me.

suggest ban on the "yuengling is gross" stance btw

^i swear i read that as hooknose fg attempt xp

this is going bad places

wtf yuengling is completely one of the grossest beers ever - tastes like rubbing alcohol

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH SUGGEST BANS IN THE WORLD

lol atl getting murdered by steven jackson

lol

(^_^)¬

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/417575022_ba1bc2ca00.jpg?v=0

^^^ philly in a nut shell

http://www.sudsgear.com/ProductImages/yng-yuengling/YUMBF-Y_MBF-l.jpg

it's good enough for this guy -- what's yr problem

um... that dog probably isnt actually drinking the beer...i think its a shop....

dogs love beer, dude

jim sorgi has attempted 25 passes already o_O

i mean i look

http://www.beersignstore.com/bsspics/my8671a.jpg

extraneous "i" there

also houston-chi looks exciting suddenly!

speaking of beer, kroy biermann just got a sack for the falcons, i'm pretty sure his name means beer-man

man of beer

¯\(°_o)/¯

one time in a bar a lil pug drank my beer when i wasnt looking

my mom once had a chimp steal her drink in a bar -- the 70s were full of chimps tho is the thing.

thats why they call it "the chimp decade"

i aint never drank beer with an animal

not even in college

ugh fuk u JEW orleans

btw rip tom brady and his knee :( rip

my cat tries to surreptitiously drink whiskey -- it's hilarious because he sticks his little face in and licks it and then makes a terrible "o this burns yikes!" face but then goes right back for more.

xpost what is with the jew thing today, this is not very hannukah of you guys

which reminds me, schef i received monday night jihad last week and it is a treat

:D :D :D :D

wait about my earlier point on mark wahlberg: i thought we were talkin about the movie where he is joining the eagles and not the movie where he's a secret assassin btw. the eagles one is the one i'm talkin about -- it doesn't have kate mara in it but the actress in it (maybe elizabth banks?) is decked out in giants gear the entire time so i just decided she was kate mara.

lol buffalo the half is over fyi

^yes that was a thing

oh lol i was talkin bout shooter - mara plays a sultry southern siren~~~~

JaMarcus Russell is starting to look pretty good!

so many great options to discuss when you're talking mark wahlberg

a movie that combined the qualities of shooter and the eagles one would be pretty good

sounds like a job for jason elam

holy shit roethlisberger was carted off the field????

Tampa Bay fans are booing them off the field.

yeah, he looked concussed as hell

was bound to happen since pittsburgh doesn't seem to see the necessity of an o-line

nnrrrglpsbubger

the announcers in the giants-vikes game have just started ridiculing eli's face.

rightfully so. did they compare it to m phelps? :D

btw very good results so far if youre an iggles fan :)

"nice, uh, expression there." "it's the only one he makes."

lollll

jesus ne-buffalo is nearly done with the 3rd and vikes-giants just came back from halftime

some time, I want a player going off on a cart to give a thumbs down signal

for some reason that post made me think of this: i was watching a program last night called 'nfl goes hollywood' and one of their dumb blooper film parodies was called 'dial m for moron' and it began with a scene of joe theismann answering a phone on the sideline which i thought was kind of zing.

if anyone should've given a thumbs down on the cart it is him

david carr, ladies and gentlemen!!

"if david carr gets injured, the giants will have to send in jeff feagles as their emergency quarterback." <-- begs the question, where the fuck did eli go?

they're treating it like a preseason game, basically

wha happend to this guy

http://constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/lorenzen.gif

when the giants had pillsbury throwboy + jacobs + hedgecock they were the most hilariously fat team in NFL

ahhhhhhhh interception! nice tackle tavaris

lol they just called unnecessary roughness on t jack actually

cassel just punted.. for 57 yards!
yes, cassel.

yah how exactly did that transpire i wasnt paying attention

cassel is punting, feagles is theoretically qb'ing -- where's doug flutie?

uh, quick kick on.. 3rd down i think? pinned the bills at the 1 yard line!
gotta watch the replay. that was such a WTF. where did cassel learn how to punt.

the wind carried it so Cassel didn't even need to kick it that hard, just straight. awesome trick play, if completely mental.

when the giants had pillsbury throwboy + jacobs + hedgecock they were the most hilariously fat team in NFL

ahhhhhhhh interception! nice tackle tavaris

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 28, 2008 3:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^it was during this era of the giants (salad dayz~) that i decided they were trying to make up for not having a mascot by fielding a team of literal giants

btw browns set record for most consecutive quarters without an offensive TD

roethlisberger's concussion was due to the sheer boredom of having to play the browns, it just busted his mental state.

guys detroit is keeping it really close with gb - strahan picked them to win

http://www.emqb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/roethlisberger_ben.jpg
busted mah mental state

i would be sorta crestfallen if they won at this point, imo

also i am really looking forward to neil's blog post if they go 0-16

btw big ben is teh fattay

i just feel so bad for those guys after reading that article where they're like "this is our super bowl ;_;"

imo its more dignified to go 0-16

whoa the indy-ten game is already over. did tennessee not actually field any players?

to me the saddest detroit moment of the year was when kevin smith was talking about how the jags were making fun of them and calling them losers after a game and smith was like "they're right too, we couldnt even say anything"

Um, so Cadillac Williams just blew out his knee again, and the field audio on it was really sad. Here's what he said.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

NOOO WAYYYY

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(slams hand on ground over and over again, crying...)

indys won 9 games in a row - watch out!

decent chance indy-ten play 2nd round so tenn just made vy run around every play instead of reveal their magical kerry collins offense

wait r u fuckin kidding re: cadillac williams???? that is 8x more sad than this lions thing

also i am not even a colts fan but i want this shirt
http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pG02-4009707dt.jpg

lol 4 real @ "magical kerry collins offense"

;_; 4 cadillac

lol 4 real @ "magical kerry collins offense"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 28, 2008 3:39 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^

wait r u fuckin kidding re: cadillac williams???? that is 8x more sad than this lions thing

Not kidding. He wasn't able to put any pressure on his leg at all, and seemed like he knew that he was done, probably for another full season unless he's very lucky. (unlikely!)

"They were cracking jokes. They thought we were a joke. They said we [weren't good]. They were saying that to me, that I [wasn't good]. And I told them they [weren't good], too. And they said, 'Well, not as bad as [you].' And I said, 'You're right.' [Because] we haven't won one game."

-Lions running back Kevin Smith, on comments by the Jags players during last week's game.

"You know how players talk on the field. But we're 0-9, so you can't look for really any teams to respect you. You've got to go out there and earn your respect, and you only earn your respect by winning. So therefore, in nine games we haven't earned any respect."

-Smith.

"Say you beat the Detroit Lions by a point, you don't look at it like, 'Oh, we respect them because we only beat them by a point.' No, you might look at it like, 'Oh, we slipped up. We played to their level.'"

-Smith. (Pro Football Talk)

Vince Young has GOTTA go.

guys did brees just take marino's record?

What's up with Young?

what? where? xp

Um, so Cadillac Williams just blew out his knee again, and the field audio on it was really sad. Here's what he said.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

NOOO WAYYYY

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(slams hand on ground over and over again, crying...)

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, December 28, 2008 3:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just reading this is agonizing

jesus kevin smith needs a hug :(

brees needed 400+ yds i believe

Will Chicago, Minnesota, and Tampa Bay all lose? It's possible!

Raiders just took the lead on a LONG run.

brees is @ 332 yards for the game right now -- i think he only needed just over 300 to break marino's season yardage record.

nah he needed 400ish i think

402 i believe~

If Jeff Garcia ever starts another game, the coach should be fired.

he's at 350 now with 7 mins left so if it's 402 instead of 302 that seems doable right now (402 actually makes more sense to me because 300 is like a preseason game for brees)

i am excited for this to occur

hooray pats. and now...

god i am really sad for cadillac williams and kevin smith now

i literally teared up reading k smith's comments

oh good sam madison just broke his fuckin ankle in this meaningless game where we're just trying to spite the damn vikings for no good reason

just reading this is agonizing

I had to take a break from organizing my vinyl because I was so verklempt. :(

rams in atl red zone, game tied with 7 mins to go - jesus christ what the hell

k smith just scored a TD so that's cool

also the jags are douches, do we all agree about this

um, did tennessee rest a bunch of their starters or are they just awful today? i guess peyton is out too though?

yes the "jacktown jags" are douches for sure, it's not like they were so much better than the lions

ten and indy pretty much rested all their dudes from what i can discern

i am so rooting for detroit!

wow bonus coverage! tb d-fense is srsly getting its ass handed 2 it by oak!

ok carolina just had the shittiest punt in the entire universe and the saints don't even have 50 yards to go to score -- did marino pay them off to punt shitty? >:[

he should take a sack so that he can have that extra five yards back and say "fuck you marino go eat some pot roast now I am dan marino"

nice D xtreme kittens - lol 21 pts 4th Q

is this giants-vikings any good or should i switch to the RAIDERS

holy fuck

how close is brees to that record now?

guys.... FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's at 386! they just need to get the ball back from the xtreme kittens and just throw like two passes and marino is wiped from the universe -- they can do it!!!

giants-vikings is really close and the vikings are driving

The Det-GB announcers were just talking about how crappy the Lions' Defense is, debating about whether it was the Coordinator or the players or whatever, and then Donald Driver just torched his man and scored a 71 yard touchdown.

I hope Drew Brees lives on forever in Nutrisystem commercials and/or Pet Detective films.

GUYS!!!!

"for the record, the giants have all backups in this game" <--- vikings grow up

yeah atl!

what game are you watching that is good??

atl just scored and i was stoked... THE AINTS BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP NOW

hahaha lol @ that #1 seed stat they just showed on tv. "the last 4 #1 seeds lost in their first game in the playoffs" and it's like, in fairness three of those teams are the romo-cowboys, the bears and the seahawks.

Al Davis must be dancing in his coffin right now.

OMG THE ANNOUNCERS ON FOX JUST SAID "O BTW WE WILL BE SHOWING EAGLES-COWBOYS IN THE NY AREA" -- IS THIS TRUE BECAUSE IF IT IS IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE

wtf is going on in this game??? they just called this insane play and then childress called a t.o.

this poor fucking vikings kicker

fully xpect longwell 2 miss and vikes back in to the division

I wish I could switch to the Vikings game, but I am mesmerized by this Raiders game.

yeah i would put on the raiders game too but this game is pretty mesmerizing!

OK THEY JUST TOOK THE KICKER OFF AND PUT IN T JACK AGAIN? WHAT IS CHILDRESS DOING

lol what the shit is this, jackson just threw it away? i think they were just trying to draw a penalty? now this poor fuckin kicker is back out there trying to kick a 50 yard field goal to win the game

pretty sure childress doesnt know what he's doing regularly

god, i hate it when it takes half an hour to get through the last 1:30 of play

LOL COUGHLIN IS ICING THE KICKER OVER AND OVER BECAUSE CHILDRESS KEEPS YANKING AND CHANGING THE PLAY UP SO HE CAN CALL MORE TIME OUTS

Lions just made their second straight 4th down conversion.

vikes win

WAU VIKINGS WIN

minnesota super vikings!

I didn't even consider that the Raiders are doing this against Lane Kiffin's dad's defense!

lol alex just yelled "ok fuck you vikings" -- are all viking fans so angry when their team wins

K Smith just got a 15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct penalty, bumping the Lions out of FG range. So sad...

i'm mad at the kittens right now btw

ugh fuk u aints

which kittens? i can't even tell any more.

Do you guys remember when Tampa Bay was 9-3.

OK the Lions just threw a 2 yard out pattern and stayed in bounds on 3rd and 29 late in the 4th

ololo kasay ko oob

o brees gets 1 chance 4 the record & the win!

WAIT THE SAINTS WILL GET ONE PLAY BECAUSE THE KITTENS KICKED OUT OF BOUNDS -- BREES HURL IT DOWN THE FIELD FUCK MARINO JUST DO THIS

ok drew brees 60 yard pass coming up here

FUCK THE RECORD BEAT THE FUCKING PANTHERS

don't even worry about winning the game, just get this record because that will be hilarious

xpost i see we have different angles here

o wtf brees u retard

Dan Orlovsky passes seem like they are made out of helium. Also he just threw an INT on 4th down.

damnit

that was so gay

SACK! RAIDERSSSSS

LOL, tampa

nice cascade of boos in tampa

he had a man wide open just throw it 17 yards u fuckr

well... lol @ tampa anyway

god i wish i went to a sports bar today so i could've seen all this crazy shit goin on at the same time

wau now eagles/'boys winner is IN

fingers crossed that fox c-team wasn't lying to me that the cowboys-eagles will be shown in ny. fuk u jets i do not want to watch you

And the Bears lose.

breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

If they stick me with 9ers/Skins I am going to flip out.

the cleve brownies amassed 126 total yards today. jamal lewis had 94 of them

bruce gradkowski 5/16 for 18 yards, 2 INTs

ugh, I am going to flip out. :(

the schef why weren't you at the hhh metrodome

omg omg omg raiders iluuuuu <3 <3 <3

i never thought i would say this but good luck eagles

lol @ aikman staring off into space making an unpleasant face while buck blathered

xpost because i am in boerum hill, ny, it's a long car ride!

ok its nice that cowboys/eagles is on but already im wanting to punch joe bucks inane person

i am always impressed with joe bucks ability to speak and use many words without there being any meaningful content

ok pam oliver just said that brian dawkins said he is just focusing on how much he hates the cowboys

also her shirt is amazing

go igglez!!!!111

i saw joe buck at steak n shake once, he signed someones napkin :/

Brett Favre in the pregame huddle: "If we win, we win; if we don't, we don't"

WHAT A GAMER

i hope they then used that napkin to wipe up their steak sauce or something

their steak sauce... in their butt

"excuse me can you sign this napkin? i forgot my tampons and i need something to bleed on"

manny ramirez > brett favre

ok i apologize for that

Once it became basically guaranteed that the Lions were going 0-16, John Lynch spent most of the rest of his color commentating time talking about how much Matt Millen sucked.

I feel kind of bad for watching that game.

what the hell was that throw, is donovan going for the marino record too?

cant decide which game to watch

guys detroit :(

im just frantically switching between the two

im pretty happy abt this detroit record personally

i can't watch the Jets game. it's too painful.

joe buck just yelled gleefully "a new audience has joined us!" <-- what?

favre just overfunned that ball there

the LIONS audience xp

i have wash @ SF and the ravens

prob gonna watch more ravens. what is up with lord favre just not caring? dude.

sf already scored! singletary is coach of the year.

Once it became basically guaranteed that the Lions were going 0-16, John Lynch spent most of the rest of his color commentating time talking about how much Matt Millen sucked.

I feel kind of bad for watching that game.

― C-L, Sunday, December 28, 2008 4:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

j... john lynch is doing color?

i love singletary
this doesn't bode well for washington. just give the ball to CP on every play

eagles appear to be playing mario batali at fullback

wau eagles lookin good hopefully they can keep this up for more than 2 qtrs

j... john lynch is doing color?

blow dried vanilla stanford dude in ready for tv or politricks non shocker.

rappers are flying around the field

maybe the lions will do a dolphins next year

eagles to cowboys - GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

OH BRAVO BRETT FAVRE. BRAVO SIR.

why not put in kellen clemens, mangenius.

http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/brett-favre-mouth-open.bmp

Passing: Favre (NYJ) 9 yds
Rushing: Jones (NYJ) 9 yds
Receiving: Washington (NYJ) 9 yds

o man i cant express how amazing itd be if favre got benched and the jets won

Kick-Off Returns:

R. Turner (NYJ) 9 yds

skins on the way to spotting san fran 14 points to start off
gaaah

the key to wining the game is to get more than 9 yds

<3 maurice jones-drew

i mean that is not even a first down you guys

this is basically the best week 17 i can ever remember, except for last year's

maybe its important to put together a series of 9 yards tho

the arizona cardinals are the worst playoff team in nfl history y/n

guys i really like tashard choice - he's a really choice player heh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a series of multiple 9 yds capped with an interception

the 04 rams would like 2 speak w/u mookie

i wish tashard choice was my name

OMFG WE JUST DISCOVERED OUR TV HAS PICTURE IN PICTURE GUYS!!!!

a series of multiple 9 yds capped with an interception

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 28, 2008 4:38 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bingo!

eagles how did you not get them 10 yds into the backfield on that reverse?

pennington has 18 yds -- he has put together 2 series of 9!

quality stat^

btw this whole wildcat thing wtf

i feel like i looked away for a second and all the sudden every team is doing this bizzaro play w/o explanation

heheh, jason campbell still does a total dive instead of sliding :)

it works approximately 1 out of every 73 times so obviously it's worthwhile

ricky williams, you have to catch that.

haha best wildcat ever

GOOD JOB EAGLES WAY 2 GET THE POWER UP

yeah niners ran the lolcat on the last series

seems like the kinda thing u would like, jsgorbl

atl legit ran the single wing today that was cool i guess

ahhhhh that geico money stack is in the tiny-picture on my tv blocking the claymation pc guy in the mac ad's head it looks really f'ing strange

every time i see that geico money stack i think of u guys

the other night that actually translated into me laughing at a stack of $20s i got from an atm

yah i mean i appreciate the wildcat but im just kinda bewildered by its sudden popularity and amazing name

lol O_O$$$

PORTIS! ok, they are just going to give it to him on every play. good plan.

it's a play that is awesome if its done once in a blue moon but everyone is doing it 2 or 3 times per game and it's like, what the hell, half of you don't even know how to do this.

my fav wc related thing - on nfln gameday whenever it comes in recaps up they play a cheesy audio drop of a growling cat - it's p lol

omg, touchdown jax

comes in recaps up = comes up in recaps

oh man when i was in mn they had direct tv so we got to watch nfln and i was like o how i miss u guys. rod woodson was just shitting all over tony romo for like a half hour while eisen giggled and jamie kept saying, "well, if he stops doing the brett favre thing, he'll be fine" at which rod yelled "IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S WAY TOO LATE FOR THAT, JAMIE" and it was like O_o who got into the eggnog at 5pm guys.

i am flipping between several games right now and they are ALL on commercial at the same time, damn.

at one point during this program eisen started laughing hysterically and introduced adam schefter as "the blogging blogging guy!" and i was like maybe they do know of schefterblog, after all ^-^

also its a trick except u hav to line up in "the wildcat formation" to execute it so no one is surprised - i mean is the defense frantically yelling WILDCAT WILDCAT to each other or are they just sort of rolling their eyes like can u believe this shit

o and btw im quite sure they know all abt schefterblog

also at 1am in the 26th they just replayed a miami-jets mnf game in its entirety. testaverde was the qb and DENNIS MILLER was the color guy. we watched a little then put on die hard but i gotta say that EVEN THAT was better than the current incarnation of mnf.

WOO BUCKHALTER

Does that make up for that game where he rushes on the 1 yard line 3 times and couldn't get a TD? I say it does.

the thing is, a lot of teams are just running direct snap bullshit without any of the misdirection that distinguishes the wildcat *snorts derisively, pushes glasses against bridge of nose*

man i am hoping the eagles pull this off and hella cornhole dudes in the playoffs btw

the sobbing fantasy football "romolicious" girl still cracks me up in this nfl.com fantasy league ad.

miller and kornheiser are as far as mnf purposes exactly the same guy

ahaha i was gonna say something abt her

carlos rodgers INT, go skins!

dormant schefterblog u_u

did i tell you guys about this? i got the nfl shop catalog and there's a page that has all of the jerseys on it. every single one is in the teams' home colors except one. tony romo's jersey, which is HOT PINK. what is that?? if there were any other examples of girl jerseys on the page i'd look the other way at this but it strikes me that nfl shop is making a statement about mr. romo.

xpost miller is 100x better than kornheiser in that, from my recent reviewing of his work, he actually appeared to be attempting to pay attention to the game and not, for example, tennis stats or references to the jonas brothers.

WOOOO TD EAGLES

login: theschefter
pass: wrinklepaws

get to bloggin!

I LOVE YOU DONOVAN

all right philly!

yeah i should start posting again but i never seem to do so during the season -- perhaps it is funnier that way, more realistic, i mean schefter is busy during this time of year, getting ragged on by drunken rich eisen.

the same exact walmart ad was just on both channels right now O_o

but u know i think any of ilnfl fam should feel free to post as the schef from time to time

super cards going to throw away another one? there should be a DQ rule from playoffs with that shit

these motherfucking lexus ads are going to make me kill someone

i just noticed that this show fringe is about people being murdered by butterflies

marinate on it

^^^^ yes, everyone should join in, it's public domain

and obviously that is not an xpost, i do actually mean everyone should help butterflies murder ppl

longest play for the jets still 9 yds

pennington just did a favre

uh o now chad is having fun

ha

dallas needs to get the ball to t.o. more, is the problem.

whoa that play with samuel going for the pick and witten making the one handed catch is animated gif material, get on it creamz

Eagles D, once again being brilliant amazing.

imo flozell adams is a hilarious name and i always imagine that when he takes off his helmet he's actually weezie jefferson

xpost daria they just pitched it to romo and it was almost favred

uh i mean to t.o.

that'd be quite a wildcat tho, pitchin it to romo!!

did u notice on the replay a minute ago that flo is the size of about 12 trent coles

This Jets/Miami game is pretty sloppy n boring so far.

i keep thinking the same thing happened twice in one game because it's shown as a game break on the other game

this jets/miami situation is really not a good game

http://celeb-next.com/flo.jpg

flozell adams

If I went to a fancy restaurant and the owner was like "oh btw, pizza hut made the pasta tonight" I would be like a flurry of fists and elbows.

Favre misses another wide open guy.

breaking: i think one of the teams in this game might be in scoring position right now

^^^ this is true, who the hell are these godawful tourists who cannot tell the difference between fine restaurant italian food and mac-and-cheese with bacon. i'm not saying there's a place for both but i'd notice something was up with that right away is all i'm sayin, it's not exactly a folger's crystals situation.

skins third down play selection: 1 rush, 2 pass, 2 think about stuff for a while

oh nice throw favre

yah that restaurant is pretty clearly not that fancy tho

i could just post that randomly, without even watching a second of this jets game and it'd be a true statement every time

that restaurant is not that fancy but even at like bucco di beppo i'd think something was amiss with that cheesy mac being foisted upon me

Brett Favre is having fun.

o jets wtf

patriots are relying on a team that cant even execute an extra point to put them in the playoffs ;_;

they missed an extra point?? who DOES that?

the second to last time i was in phoenix my mom kept raving in advance about this "new italians restaurant" that she was really into because it has "hilarious decor" and it's family-style and there's not a lot of good restaurants in the area etc and so i'm like, ok, we can do that even though i'm a pretty excellent italian chef and could just make you food, for free, and we go and it's bucca di beppo.

xpost wtf was that my god

im the restaurant/pizza hut street team recruited all those people off the corner for free new menu tasting nite then went around asking them leading questions then did the omg reveal !!!

i've never heard of bucca di beppo but i just assumed you were making it up & that it was random gibberish, like if i wanted to invent the name of an italian restaurant i would just go AYYYY yucatan peninsula~

DO U LIKE THIS PASTAS :D :D :D

UH YAH ITS GREAT :/

i was thinking that i'd open a fancy hot dog restaurant

xpost lol i kinda wish i was making that place up

hahahah more great wildcat action

bucca di beppo is the only good italian restaurant in pasadena unfortunately, except for this little sicilian place that closed, not that i live in pasadena anymore anyway

The first Buca di Beppo opened its doors in 1993 in the basement of a Minneapolis apartment building.

^^^ this explains just about everything

can u plz name yr hot dog restaurant "wildcat formation hotdogs"

I keep saying "bucca di beppo" in my head over and over again.

I'm going to do that every time someone does something stupid in this jets/miami game.

bucca di beppo bucca di beppo bucca di beppo

http://www.wienery.com/home.html

^^^ mpls already has this place, why did they need to try to invent italian food

WOO DESEAN I LOVES U TOO

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favre just bucca di beppoed.

http://i41.tinypic.com/bir0h0.jpg

17 TO 3 PHILADELPHIA I LOVE U PLAYOFFS I LOVE U I LOVE U

you just gotta trust me that it is a delicious house of hot doggery

omg the eagles fans are SINGING??? JOYFULLY? WHAT IS THIS

dawkins is doin... something

woooo philadelphia! YAY

THEIR HEARTS ARE GROWING THREE SIZES TODAY

Did you guys notice that Jason Garrett is not a genius.

whoa just noticed how scruffy lookin reid is - hella shaggy

OMG, redskins got 2 touchdowns in this game so far? bizarro redskins!

omg pennington's moves there, and also simms insane explanation of what pennington was doing...

now the fins should be sure to make that extra point, the most impossible feat in all of football, to stick it to the jets.

imo they should go for 2 to be big dicks.

lol good job romo on that favro di beppo

what u guys think abt on the kickoff lining up in the wildcat formation

lolmo

I LOVE YOU PHILADELPHIA DEFENSE LOVE U LOVE U I SING FOR YOU

romo throws a pick :)

favro di beppo!

I KISS YOU

wait. the picture in picture. ok. guys?????

FAVRE AND ROMO JUST THREW INTERCEPTIONS AT THE EXACT SAME MOMENT

O_O

i am not even making this up we didn't know what to look at and just starting howling and applauding and our neighbors probably think we're killing each other

here comes kellen clemens guys!

joe the flacco just threw deep, caught at the 1 just before half. 24-7 ravens

hey favre, instead of finding out if your shoulder is fucked on the field, why not try some practice throws on the sideline?

this nfl season is like being the neighbor girl who doesnt get the pony or the lexus and who also gets mutilated to death

brett favre: 22 TDs, 21 INTs

chad pennington: 18 TDs, 7 INTs

if the fins win even one playoff game and pennington plays well favre will be run out of town by drunks with torches and bare tits

worse ways to go i guess

that was maybe the best pass favre has thrown all game.

And there's another one!

wtf.

that one guy will beat him to death w/his fireman hat

LOL PASS INTERFERENCE IN THE END ZONE -- GOOD JOB COWBOYS

YES WE WILL ROCK YOU SING WITH DAWKINS PEEPS!

:`( patriots

philly TD!

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST FOOTBALL DAY OF MY YEAR

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW FOOTBALL WALRUS IS PLEASED, BIG BABY IS CRYING

finally we will solve the "worst coach" debate started by jim zorn. i believe wade phillips is taking it in a cake walk at the moment.

dawkins keeps doing that dance. romo is crying. this is just...literally the best.

okay what the hell is this pantomiming maestro thing dawkins is doing on the sideline every 15 mins

xpost

WTF FUMBLE I LOVE U EAGLES

jesus christ, pacman fumbled that

LOL PACMAN FUBMLEMGOM

i don't know what he's doing but i like it. i'm holding out for a flying dawkins safety btw

omg omg this game is lollerskates

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/romohatcat.jpg

can hatcat be our mascot?

omg.

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/romohatcat.jpg

l-r: tony romo, reincarnation of tom landry

this is the greatest week 17 ever y/n (trick question)

http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/cnishared/tools/shared/mediahub/01/13/25/slideshow_825131_falcons.1110-9.JPG

OMFG!!! The only thing that would make this better is if TO and Romo get into a sideline punch-up. Plus, I want to give Donovan a big hug.

Yes, this is the greatest week 17 ever!!!!

What if the AFC East only has one playoff team, and it's fucking MIAMI. Haha.

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST FOOTBALL DAY OF MY YEAR

― Mordy, Sunday, December 28, 2008 5:39 PM (12 minutes ago)

i am so happy right now omg omg

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/romobdhatcat.jpg

last week 17 was pretty good with the giants-pats game i have to say -- it was a bonafide thriller and not a lolfest but still pretty good

but yeah this is great.

also is that pick cankles just posted real?!?!

:D :D :D

omg daria i approve wholeheartedly of your decision to santorum.jpg the hatcat

seeing jerry jones like 'WTF' filled me with a really creepy inner happiness

so we play the vikings right? my stepdad (a vikes fan) and i just figured this out i think

btw u guys i just discovered an amazing new gchat smiley just type :*

apparently skins-niners decided to take like a 10 minute break to think about stuff, judging by the length of commercials here

xxp yeah falcons v. cards is the other wc in the nfc

thinkin baout stuff

that's bad for the vikings -- the cowboys would be easy for them to beat but i think the eagles would beat the vikings if they're playing their a game.

Falcons vs. Cardinals in the playoffs, what is the world coming to.

i know that the cardinals are a "good team" in that they are in the playoffs because the rest of their division is like O_o ok guys are you sure you are wanting to do this job with your life, but are the cowboys the worst "good team"?

btw neil liveblogged 0-16

http://reggieroby.blogspot.com/2008/12/diary-of-infinite-pain.html

it's a journey of sight and sound

ok jim nance has just confirmed that the original name was "the wildcard offense"

wildcat so much better

LOL dallas

what the shit was that!!!

"everything looks legal" <-- ok troy aikman, i guess it's a worry since pacman jones is on this team

WTF GUYZ?

i dunno was that a backward pass? u can't do that

i dunno i mean wouldn't that just count as a lateral?

also jets score

huh, jets are up.

um intentional grounding but ok why bother callin it

is it just me or do cowboys look like they don't really, you know, practice football that much?

that lions liveblog is ;_; but i mean the dolphins '07

OMFG NICE FUMBLE TONY

I LOVE YOU DAWKINS

i'm tired of listening to records now i'm watching sports hi guys who are u rooting for???

fumbled by romo!

so the jets are ahead now im not sure how this happened - did a wildcat escape and maul the miami defense to death

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/romobdhatcat.jpg
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http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/romobdhatcat.jpg

i am reading it and cackling madly and also watching the cowboyslol and cackling madly and basically havin a grand ol' time~

LOVE U DEFENSE

ian what is up!!!

2:24: They stop the Packers and what the fuck? Marinelli doesn’t call a timeout. God damn it, now the Lions get the ball inside the fifteen with 22 seconds left. What the hell? Jesus, what a shitty coach. He should be fired at halftime. Just leave his shit in a box outside the locker room and have security escort him out. Give them a few extra bucks to rough him up while they are at. What an enormous turd. Idiot. BUT HE’S A GOOD MAN AND EVERYONE LOVES HIM. Who cares? Shut up.

2:41: Oh God, it’s that asshole Frank Caliendo again. Does anyone like him? I mean, anyone at all? He must know it too. I bet he goes home every night and sticks his head in the toilet to try to drown himself.

2:45: Opening kick of the half goes out of bounds so the Lions get the ball at the 40. John Lynch has taken off his shirt and is now in just a tee-shirt flexing his guns. I am completely serious. What the fuck?

we hate the cowboys right?
need more booze.

Romo = joke.

yes the cowboys are awful

okay i thin we're all on the same page but my reading comprehension is worse.

we hate the cowboys right?
need more booze.

― ian, Sunday, December 28, 2008 6:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

profoundly pithy post summing up the inner spirit of ilnfl

AHAHA PACMAN JONES

U SUCK

i am drinking increasingly large glasses of wine and eating calexico enchiladas watching the cowboys fail = this is the life

the cowboys are so bad
just give it to choice or witten on every play
including witten throwing on the pass plays.

need more booze.

not me!

seriously if this game keeps the way it is going i'm going to open a bottle of champagne later

i love watching the eagles rape the face off the cowboys

mikell.

i didnt realize until just now the scale of devastation being raped up dallas

also fuck mangini for going for 2 (early) in the third quarter

omg simms just declared the cowboys embarassing on cbs

how is it even his business, get to watching how embarassing favre is, phil

wow offensive coordinator dan hennings looks like a bit of a wildcat himself

"the numbers for the dallas cowboys ... are not good .... since 1997."

matter-of-fact statement as commentary.

wo nice D jets wtf

NICE

AHAHA

HAHAHAHA

what!?

OMFG YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME

KLOLLLLLODGLSDLGJ

cowboys eating it all over

Which is more disproportionate? Israel attacking Palestine, or the Eagles abusing the Cowboys?

OMG THAT WAS NOT A REPLAY HAHAHAHAHA

pam oliver was not kidding when she said all brian dawkins is thinking about is how much he hates the cowboys

love the "hpapy holidays" Banner lolol

flying dawkins apparently hates the cowboys A LOT

holy crap this philly game

this eagles-cowboys game is not good. i mean miami-ny is much, much closer. but my god i can't stop watching.

OMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMGOMGLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...

the jets/miami game is also NOT good trust me

THIS IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS

NO HYPERBOLE

niners announcers discussing the "wrath of mike singletary"

http://enrico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/06/bdawk.jpg

I like the eagles strategy of trying to run out the clock with 70 yard turnover returns

pacman.

I like the eagles strategy of trying to run out the clock with 70 yard turnover returns

― the jef (jeff hostetler ha ha) (brownie), Sunday, December 28, 2008 6:18 PM (22 seconds ago)

i've been saying all season that andy reid has terrible clock management skills

ade are the falcons in the playoffs? !!!

campbell trying to throw it away almost completes the pass.. to zorn on the sideline

yeah!!! they clinched last week actually, but today just decided the seeding (they're heading to arizona in the wc round!!!!!)

ok genuine lols @ phil simms on cbs talking about how impressed he is with pennington's ability to come up to the meadowlands and still be able to throw in the winds -- does he not realize pennington played for the jets for like 23 years?

yaaaaay!

xpost

haha you guys should have an easy time with az

phil simms is straight up retarded

I AM JUST CRYING WITH LAuGHTER RIghT NOW

epic fail

"tony just not understanding"

oh jesus romo not again

HE IS CRYING ON THE FIELD GUYS

the browns played better today ffs

ahahaha CLASSIC HEAD IN HANDS ROMO

omg another genuine lol @ t.o. sitting by himself on the sidelines lookin lonely, thinkin about things

it's not the new year without romo rolling around on the ground, head in hands, crying

it's like i am making this dallas game up in my head

omar little totally called this type of implosion, btw

worse implosion than super cardinals

ok the cbs announcers -- by that i mean simms -- are just talking about the cowboys now nonstop

aikman sounds vaguely embarassed to have ever been a cowboy

OMG, this is the best final week EVER!

I want to watch the Dolphins and the Jets, but the schadenfreude excitement of watching the Eagles completely demolishing the Cowboys keeps drawing me back in.

hey i searched b dawk and found this

http://enrico.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/08/dawk.jpg

is someone biting our steez

haha totally! he sounds bewildered + disgusted

xposts about aikman

if it was us, jessicat simpson would have the head of hatcat hint hint

some of the comments from the live chat i'm following for iggles are a treat:
COWBOYS AMERICAS TEAM... THANK GOD I'M MEXICAN

It is not just the Cowboys being beaten, but the defeat of spirit that is so beautiful.

yes this is an amazingly demoralizing defeat -- i mean a couple of them have been arguing on the sidelines now, with each other

o god i feel for wade phillips :(

daria, link?

This game is a dream. A dream of something beautiful.

big men gettin emotional about they games.

"the cowboys don't seem to have any interest in making tackles" <-- has joe buck ever said anything this perceptive before?

i could watch 100 more quarters of this btw

Phil Simms did just talk about Brett Favre's slightly improved play following his flailing swipe at his last INT by saying "Some quarterbacks like to get roughed up a little."

So uhh...that's odd.

justin dot tv slash wolverinez

i love how andy has everyone in still - he knows this will earn him points with the fans

he should be like belichick and go for it on every 4th down, run that fucker up

http://i41.tinypic.com/2wohfuo.jpg

here u go schef great season u deserve it - go wildcats!

ok wait the cbs team talking about how they want to help brett favre get into the retirement mode by ridiculing him and talking about how he should retire -- what is this? i mean thank you for the public service you are performing but...?

also lol @ simms "you know, i think a lot of things"

yes!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 hatcat is truly the best thing to come out of this season besides this cowboys defeat

ok philly fans booing the missed field goal, i feel more normal now

i fully support running up the score.

how old is tony romo? he looks like a gawky manchild.

tony romo is almost the exact same age as me to the day

http://209.85.117.197/12413/88/0/e25959/e25959.gifhttp://209.85.117.197/12413/88/0/e25959/e25959.gifhttp://209.85.117.197/12413/88/0/e25959/e25959.gif

guys, what is up with the fox robot? i'm a little worried about him.

He had a lot of money on the Cowboys. He's in deep to his robot bookie.

u mean cleatus

i'm wondering WTF happened to the redskins pass d :( ugh

yes cleatus, i'm really bad with names

"this is a team that knows how to finish a season, as opposed to the cowboys"

football walrus really sonning the big baby in this game

the umpire?

mangini is throwing the game to fuck belichick fyi

lol insult to injury

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-08/walrus-car.jpg o hi guize if u win this game i get a new car!

http://survivalofthesickestthebook.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/fat-baby.jpg jerry jones doesn't even know that i am the head coach of this team ;_;

does wade phillips leave tix for elvis?

cmon no way mangini throws a game, your team is going to know and never want to play for you again.

mangini is more of an abstract thinker tho

who needs to throw a game when you have favre

i mean...favre thinks that there are too many men on the field and decides to quick snap and then throws an interception??? nice read honey

skins-niners pretty good game actually! 24-24

holy shit guys

http://www.ctcsports.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/toandroy.png

omg my chest hurts from laughing at that

who needs to throw a game when you have favre

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 28, 2008 6:59 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean...favre thinks that there are too many men on the field and decides to quick snap and then throws an interception??? nice read honey

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, December 28, 2008 7:00 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

;_; rip ne pats

i'm sorry for your loss, and also that brady will never take the field again, due to the germs he's been forcibly injecting into his wounds

rip good times

:( :( :(
PLAYOFFS? DON'T TALK ABOUT PLAYOFFS

Oh man, come on Niners! They have to win on mustache day.

haha i don't think brady thinks of it that way tbh

Tom Bardy: Not Worried:

http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/gisele_bundchen_036.jpg

"rip having to play football for an asshole instead of have sex with my girlfriend who is always mostly naked fyi"

Also, srs real talk question: do u think that mangini in his heart of hearts actually WANTED to have Brett Farve on his team? I mean he seems like a pretty smrt guy...

why does everyone think mangini is smart? real talk

re: brady, his knee is still pretty messed up & he might have to miss another season?

effin redskins

its mostly cause he hates belichick xp

c'mon u guys can block a kick, da bears did it

DAMN

brett favre has 310 career interceptions

good work today ilnfl

skins 8-8. damn, damn damn. that one was not on the z-man though. pass defense suddenly went bad

who am i even going to root for now? no more pats.. this suuuuuuuuuucks :( :( :(

the eagles didn't just win, they WON