Howie Long is Calling You a Fag: Your Conference Championships 2009 Picks and Discussion

Iggles @ Redbirds: 3PM ET, FOX
Blackbirds @ Stillers, 6:30 PM ET, CBS

the headline of this is disappointing

Really? I worked really hard on it :\

schef is mocking yr man step

love how the game in Arizona has the early start

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9067132/Sources:-Colts-coach-Dungy-is-stepping-down

u_u

more time to gay bash his family

yeah i might just delete this and start over guys -- there were a lot of hilarious variations on howie long sayin insulting things on the last thread and this is just really D- here. :\

i accept the decision of the council

I second the motion on the floor

guys i worked hard on this theory: there was an eric mangini CONSPIRACY to throw the jets-fins game so he could bail on the jets, get the job in cleveland, AND knock the pats out of the playoffs

CONSPIRACY!!!!!

also: iggles, stillers (though i am kinda rooting for loltimore)

http://rossandjonusetheinternet.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/perfect_storm_1.jpg

Fox's McCarver, Buck, Aikman Got US Marshals Escort From Games
By Zachary Roth - January 12, 2009, 12:52PM

Baseball may be our national pastime -- and football our real national game -- but that doesn't mean taxpayers should be paying to make it easier for Fox Sports' announcer team to get away from the stadium more easily.

A new report by the Justice Department's inspector general finds that a lawyer for the U.S. Marshals Service arranged for the Marshals Service to provide a private escort for the limousines of Fox's star broadcasters, Joe Buck and Tim McCarver, after two World Series games at Fenway Park in 2007.

The report also found that the lawyer, Joseph Band, had arranged for a US Marshals escort for Buck and colleague Troy Aikman, the former Cowboys star, after a January 2008 NFL playoff game in Tampa.

Band was working as a paid statistician for Fox Sports at the time.

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/01/foxs_mccarver_buck_aikman_got_us_marshals_escort_f.php

Would've gone with BIRD BOWL '09, but what do i know.
picking Baltimore and Eagles.

Angry Whopper reviews are coming in:

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2009/01/05/angry-whopper/

Angry Whopper vs angry dragon

"...the pepper jack cheese produced jack shit in terms of spiciness."

I accept this response and give it an A+

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/magazine/20090108_Shaggy_Eagles_fans_let_it_grow.html

cross-posted for maximum lolz.

bird bowl ftw

dear arizona I am rooting for super football cardinals why because they look intersting

w/ availability only to az residents tix sold out in 6 minutes~~

so I was trying to find out if anyone called other teams by "football _____" eg "baltimore football ravens" and I think I found howie long's website

GAYNESS IN NFL TEAMS

back in the day, before there was blogger & deadspin, ppl had to actually put up their own websites to get this kind of information out there

lol most of that is exactly what ilnfl has talked abt this season btwn m-f

No one is scared of dolphins, they are cute and loveable and hence GAY AS THE RAIN.

does your truck love judy garland, i bet it does, you fucking gaywad - howie long

^^site blew it by not having the chicago BEARS in the top ten gay teams and having the VIKINGS in the top ten least gay imo

how gay is rain?

yeah i've never heard that expression, but i kind of like it.

the gayness of rain seems to depend on how out of doors and possessed of a functioning umbrella you are

is dungy quitting to get a job in the obama adminstration y/n?

now he will invent the cover two health plan

Eagles v. Steelers

is dungy quitting to get a job in the obama adminstration y/n?

The gay-hating minster position has already been filled, thanks.

now he will invent the cover two health plan

:D

guys, does mcnabb know there is NOT a tie in the playoffs?

:D

gay football guys weblogo is VERY VERY GAY
http://www.dinosaurlightning.com/logobw.jpg

Cards, Ravens

^challenging opinion

iggles/stillers

Eagles/Cards: This has to be one of the most bizarre championship games in recent memory. My question is whether or not the Cards defense is going to continue to show up and play really well. If they do Philadelphia is going to have a lot of trouble moving the ball (their drive charts from the playoffs are pretty horrifying) and I like the Cards at home.

Steelers/Ravens: As much as I hate to admit it, the Steelers are pretty clearly a better team and should win at home.

I do not know why, but I want to see the Cardinals and the Ravens play in the Super Bowl. Maybe just for the guarantee that either Matt Leinart or Kyle Boller will be able to call themselves Super Bowl Champions.

I want that because the Eagles and Steelers are boring as hell.

^^ Lies.

1. The Miami Football Dolphins - HAHAHA what a bunch of GAYLORDS!

this... this is writing.

also let it be known that i volunteered 'arizona uber alles' as this week's thread title

Adam Schefter, I find this article highly speculative and dumb:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/01/13/tomlin-saved-his-job-with-win-over-chargers/

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/hey-thats-a-nice-truck-for-a-woman.html

I’ll bet it plays your Jonas Brothers CDs pretty loud while I’m fucking your wife.

So my brother, who lives down the block from me in NY, had his Eagles floor mat stolen from in front of his apartment (after the Giants game). So he wrote a letter on his front door. It's since been taken down (and his mat was recovered by the super), so I don't have the exact quote. But at one point it goes, "Whoever stole my mat; I know, it is very sad losing a game. And you were probably very frustrated. So please return it. I'll even concede that the Giants are a better team than the Eagles, even though we beat your team's ass 23-11. Bitch."

dude, i don't support the kind of fans who think it's totally cool to key a car with another teams' bumper sticker or some shit, but your brother sounds dumber than a bag of hammers doing shit like that. i didn't fly a giants flag over my apt in dc, right?

no offense or anything, just sayin'!! certain things come with the territory, like having your stickers defaced or rugs stolen in enemy territory, and you just take that without putting up little man-ramp truck notes on your door about it.

I don't know. Sure you've got to expect it. But it's still pretty bitch-move to steal someone's floor mat.

oh is that your eagles mat. does it play barbara streisands greatest hits. - howie long

perhaps i am wrong interrupting but it seems like mordys bro has a sense of humor bout it

oh yeah. he was definitely good natured about it.

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/hey-thats-a-nice-truck-for-a-woman.html

― ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７ (cankles), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 5:40 PM (Yesterday)

lolllll

Ocho Cinco Fan Club Says:
January 12th, 2009 at 10:21 am

Calling something a “man-___” implies that the ___ term is inherently effeminite. Such a man-purse or a man-nurse. Since when the fuck did a “step” become a female object? And what if Ford put it there to appease the midget tough-guy market? What? Huh? FUCK YOU!

http://lebron2010.com/?p=362

btw i'm not backing down from "leaving a passive-aggressive note, even in reasonable personal humors, is howie-long-gay" guys

haha his note will end up on passiveaggressivenotes.com or something, submitted by the probably totally unrelated-to-the-theft person who stole the note out of "oh god HONESTLY" annoyance, being ridiculed by strangers and it'll all work out in the end and maybe the apartment building will have a bro down but seriously NO NOTES GUYS

not that i would defend note-writing eaglesbro*, but stealing someone's doormat is the DEFINITION of chickenshit passive aggressive bs so imo the whole thing's a wash

*the note-writing would've been worse if say he knew who took it and wrote them a note instead of sayin somethin abt it, but dont get it twisted lol @ him either way

btw i was reading the note as an out and out joke and giants fan zing opportunity - to whom it may concerns lol giants suk - if mordys bro was really trying to get his cherished doormat back then thats another thing

fyi howie long would have drove his whole dam truck thru the building and then murdered a pregnant woman to prove he was serious about getting his fuckin mat back

plus he is so fucking manly he doesnt even know how to read or write so he wouldnt even have been able to leave a note

btw itd be pretty fun to post notes in ones building complaining abt made up shit

ice cr?m got it right, it was really just an opportunity to lolz at Giants fans for losing, and for being so distressed about losing that they stole a door mat.

"to the person or persons who disparaged my man-step last sunday 1/11/09 plz deliver to my attorney a full and unequivocal written apology or i will be forced to seek LEGAL RECOURSE"

in my friends building there used to always be lol thinly veiled notes complaining abt crackheads in the laundry room

"thinly veiled notes complaining abt crackheads"

How do you thinly veil those notes????

they were like "be sure u know the person yr buzzing in - weve all seen what goes on in the laundry room..."

my old roommate used to leave me and my other roommate notes all around the house to do some bullshit chores instead of just str8 up asking. for instance
http://i39.tinypic.com/juedg2.jpg

he left u a note on yr face - haaaaarsh

but stealing someone's doormat is the DEFINITION of chickenshit passive aggressive bs so imo the whole thing's a wash

that is a very McNabbian attitude but there are no ties in passive aggressive antics so it goes to sudden death. mordys bro should call this dude and hang up on him ftw

ya it's the passive aggressive dude version of http://thesportsculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/db323-drunk-black-marker-face.jpg

did he ever get that off?

he is ded :(

Drawing shit on people's faces should be due cause for a severe ass whipping. I never understood how people would choose to continue to bro out with people who draw dicks on their faces when they're ailing from alcohol poisoning.

shit is vile

lol that is just what happens when u make youre saelf vulnerable to j/o dudes in their late teens/early 20s... ~*~*~tha nature of tha beast~*~*~

me and my bros wrote "i <3 cock" on the back of some dbag's head at a college party once. o the lols we had the next day when we saw him walking around campus oblivious to it. no regrets!

he was bald?

forks can we see yr lol college shame pix ;)

dude had a shaved head because he was on the swimming team

I don't think people did this shit in the early 90's when I went to school.... feels like it's a symptom of the bush administration?
When did people start doing this?

I mean, I got in drunken fist fights and put through a window once or twice, but nobody ever WROTE shit on me. That feels like it has some kind of biblical element, like shaving hassidim or something.

it's bcuz when you were in school collegehumor/facebook didnt exist

thank god

i worked at a one hour photo lab down the street from boston college in the early 90s and i can assure you this tradition dates back at least that long

but yeah drawing/getting drawn on is the highest of bullshit - just let a dude get drunk and pass out

no mercy

i refuse to believe this hasnt been going on since time immemorial

yeah basically phone cameras and imageboards have turned this generation into an army of people who graffiti their drunk friends and bake cakes shaped like super mario or a cock

when I was in lol college we wrote on people while they were still awake

^^bro work

restraint is key of course, i never endorsed illustrated man kinda shit

i agree w/u all as far as the degradation of this practice but i must admit as art they bring the loz BIG TIME - they really warmed my heart at the ol motophoto and beyond

http://i42.tinypic.com/oh1b83.jpg

they colored his armpit - btw that is awful what if he had to go somewhere the next day (lol garden state) but seriously what dix

this guy

http://i39.tinypic.com/rtok5d.jpg

:)

that is funny - i was introduced to that via jackass

that colored in boy was clearly colored in w/ crayola washable non-toxic markers

notes that have been posted in my building:

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/passiveaggressivenote-1.jpg
http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/passiveaggressivenote-2.jpg
http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/passiveaggressivenote-3.jpg

note posted @ bathroom at my old job (I have no idea why):

http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp127/deanofsomething/passiveaggressivenote-4.jpg

loooool

I once returned to a house I shared to find that the refrigerator had inadvertantly been left open and the bathroom REEKED of cigarette smoke. Once I determined that there hadn't been a theft or break-in, I left the following note:

"(Roommates),

So, I got back on Monday, and found that the fridge had burned out and all the food had spoiled. Thats why it still smells in here. Also, the back bathroom smells a lot like cigarette smoke, but it wasn't me - it was like that when I got home. I've called the landlord, and he's coming out with a new fridge in a few days. I'll see you when I get home. Hope this is all clearly explained.

(B.L.A.M.)"

I got LAID into when I got home. They called me the passive-aggressive one, and one of my roommate's father - the dude who had stunk up the bathroom with cigarette stank - called me a "selfish, stuck up asshole who could go to hell."

If this were now, I would have laid the old fucker out. As it was, I moved out two weeks later. So glad I don't live THERE anymore.

To clarify - I had cleaned out the fridge of all rotten food, and had done my best to make it not stink. I was the only smoker in the house, too, so I wanted to make sure they didn't think it had been me smoking in the house while they had been out of town.

haha where is the "aggressive" in that note

Yeah, I don't know. Dude was a freak show in his own right. Had been married to my roommate's mother, then discovered he was bi-sexual, and they got divorced. He then proceeded to go through a series of relationships with students of his - both men and women - until the administration put him on "sabbatical." Last I had heard, he had a kid with another woman, and had left her, too, after discovering he was bisexual. Again.

uh

but stealing someone's doormat is the DEFINITION of chickenshit passive aggressive bs so imo the whole thing's a wash

fwiw stealing someone's doormat is the definition of drunken assholism, these are totally different things! it is a wash because these are both lame but we should be careful with our definitions lest we start a war.

i don't even know what to say about this last note situation at all though -- that is just crazy pills basically. "hey guys i did not smoke in here! i tried to clean up, sorry everyone" "FUCK YOU YOU HEATHEN SONOFABITCH WE WILL CUT YOU FOR THIS" O_o

"Your Conference Championships 2009 Picks and Discussion"

Cards, Ravens

― Bill Magill, Tuesday, January 13, 2009 9:27 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^challenging opinion

― Cocktor Dassantino (k3vin k.), Tuesday, January 13, 2009 11:15 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

You think I'm joking?? I'm serious, especially now that Boldin is playing. And I picked the Ravens at the outset of the playoffs to represent the AFC. Talk to you Monday, when you have to put your Eagles footie pajamas in mothballs until next August.

CHALLOPS. CHALLOPS. CHALLOPS.

andy reid should forge a note from kurt warner and have it taped on the door of the visitor's lockers before the game

hey eagles,
I know one of you stole my SUPER BOWL RING,
but I wanted you to know that's OK,
because I'm about to go get another.

peace,

KW

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2556495129_2882973fb5.jpg?v=0

hahaha xp
i feel REALLY good abt this game though. im really excited

the eagles should be favored but i wouldn't at all be surprised if they lose in the most miserable & humiliating fashion, as is often their wont~

http://www.emqb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/larry-fitzgerald.jpg

even tho this guy looks nice hes super scary and deadly

When I was in religious high school, another student explained to me that McNabb couldn't win a Superbowl because he's a black QB. As a sensitive little liberal (and a huge Eagles fan) I called him an enormous racist and marched off. That said - it would be nice for McNabb to win a Superbowl if, for nothing else, to punch big fucking racists in the mouth.

Doug Williams, doofus

That happened later tho.

This was during high school.

how did he know about donovan mcnabb pre-doug williams?

Mordy are you a secret time traveller or do you not know who Doug Williams is and are lacking access to Wikipedia?

"this child will be drafted by the eagles but he will never win a super bowl"

i'd be more concerned about a racist w/the power of foresight than the eagles winning the SB tbh

was he moses xp

I got confused a second :/

A whole minute even. :(

Mind you, this kid would probably have said Williams was an aberration.

well williams was an aberration but not cause hes black

he sounds like the aberration to me, what with his cassandra goggles or what have you

aw I had an unfunny Sliders joke all worked out, too

remember in three kings when ice cubez and spike jone are talkin about black quarterbacks

that owned

that movie rules - one time i was playing poker and i said cube clooney and wahlberg and everyone wsa was all huh wtf u talkin abt then i showed three kings and took the pot - it was fucking glorious

the reason why everyone was so confused was because you forgot to mention spike jonez

lol and it was kind of a dick move :p

yeah what is up with you guys and yr passive aggressive dick lol stories, god no wonder howie long won't return my phone calls

thats a nice man two pair u got there

it took me way too long to figure out that wasn't somehow a tit joke

that movie rules - one time i was playing poker and i said cube clooney and wahlberg and everyone wsa was all huh wtf u talkin abt then i showed three kings and took the pot - it was fucking glorious

― ice cr?m, Thursday, January 15, 2009 2:50 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

btw i would be really annoyed w/ u if u did this and probably throw something at u

yah i mean thats part of the glory the annoying yr opponents part

ppl like u are why i dont play poker

haha yeah id be kinda wtf too. someone slowed me the other day in a big pot and i had to leave the table for a little

I would totally Dhalsim you for that jho

i'd be like u don't have three kings you have a one eyed jack and you'd be like 'wha' then I'd poke your eye out and I'd be like lol

whoa hay guys cant stand little competition - nice man step youve got there btw

i mean in life i generally think part of the glory is annoying people this isnt just a poker thing

i think the amt of non-football talk on this thread (poker wtf) indicates the excitement level for these games among non-eagles fans.

how long have you been on ILNFL

quite a while actually.

i was just thinking about whether or not it would be cool to talk about football today but i actually don't care; so if ppl wanna throw down poker stories i'm not gonna steer em back or anything.

this thred isn't very good and I don't think my title has much to do with that.

Title doomed this thread from the start.

ok challops but i didnt think the title was bad

yr probably some kind of a man-step loving girl then

some of my college friends used to have poker night (before most of them moved away from dc or at least to the burbs). i never play poker and hardly know the rules, so the two times i went.. i kept asking for points of information and did some stupid stuff.. i sort of played off this though & confused everyone because they couldn't read me, so i won the pot both times. i think the one dude who is really into poker and takes it pretty serious was v annoyed, esp because he was the last player left the second time. i suppose taunting him about it didn't help

card games kinda bore me though i'm pretty good at them usually

lool well played daria

http://i44.tinypic.com/35lt79k.jpg

the one card game i really like is tarot, but i don't know anyone who plays here @ dc

birds beat steel today fyi DC--> NY plane crash?

Howie Long Only Pawn in Game of Truck Wars

Written by Matthew T. Sussman
Published January 13, 2009

Let me re-tell two commercials, if I may:

Commercial #1: Hall of Fame Raiders linebacker and noted flathead Howie Long witnesses an unnamed individual in the bed of a pickup truck. Said individual pulls down an extra step from the edge and gingerly climbs down to the ground as if to say "I'm on my period." The alpha male football player helps out his lesser equal by pointing out that he forgot to put his "little, uh, man step" back in its place. Consequently, the socially awkward and probably gay truck driver is put in his place. Howie Long shakes his head and walks back to his Chevrolet Silverado.

Commercial #2: In another separate incident, a man accidentally backs up into Long's truck. Long gets out, approaches the star struck driver, and notices the man's heated steering wheel. (They are easily distinguishable from unheated sheering wheels, because they are covered in glitter and unicorns.) Mr. Long then asks the man if he has a manicure. If the fender bender wasn't enough humiliation, having hands warmed by modern technology with trimmed cuticles is a real societal death knell. Long victoriously struts back to his Silverado, desperately careful not to trip over his own testicles.

(Side note: When Howie Long appears on FOX NFL Sunday, he wears eyeglasses, but he took them off for the commercial since eyeglasses were popularized by Elton John.)

First of all, brilliant move on Chevrolet's part. If your competitor's cars have features, just make fun of the people who buy those cars. It worked in fourth grade (remember who won the great Trapper Keeper War Of '92), and it still works today. I highly anticipate Chevy's next spokesperson, Vince Offer.

But in a larger perspective, these two truck commercials, among others for Ford, Dodge, and Toyota, have been airing almost on a loop during broadcasts of the NFL playoff games. DC Examiner's Rick Snider put it spiffily when he wrote, "All I know after watching 12 hours of football over the weekend is I want to drive a truck that earns Howie Long’s respect." (When one 9-win team is guaranteed to reach the Super Bowl, sometimes truck commercials are the only bridge we have to solid ground.) In fact, there have been a ton of truck commercials on TV this year, so many in fact that I'm sure one truck company will boast that their model has enough towing capacity to haul them all from 0 to 60 in eight seconds.

If I had to guess, this pickup truck war is a direct byproduct of our withdrawal from the previous election cycle, in which John McCain and Barack Obama slung it old school. Now that the election is over and certified, we still feel the need to have competing parties having a pissing contest. Who better to fill that role than manly men with manly trucks?

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/01/Bigger%20Steelers%20Ravens.jpg

actual lol

raven wholly unimpressed

yeah he's def like 'i've seen worse' which is apt for the 2008 steelers

The other day I was standing in line behind this Burner chick with patchouli dreads and smelly motorcycle leathers, and she had this ridiculous tattoo of two panthers ripping each other apart on her arm. I would like to see something like that depicting this week's Birds vs. Birds NFC matchup.

i hav a fierce cardinal tramp stamp

http://www.preludedriver.com/imgs/postImgs/falcon.jpg

http://members.cox.net/phxsportsfan/cards%20ts.jpg

ugh!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3040/2667564507_d8b5734b70.jpg?v=0

worthy ilnfl charity ban gabbneb

btw that is the worstest and most grossest tattoo - kudos

why was that thread locked, did dreams come true or are the mods just bein dicks about ppl wanting ppl banned -- real question

basically i wanna know what the slanderous post was and why deletion wasn't enough and also i see there was a post deleted from 77 right after and OMG THE DRAMA THE DRAMA someone ghcat me about the drama

the slanderous post post was ethan pretending that gabbs posted a pic of the nazi tween twin band prussian blue to ws09 - not sure what the 77 deleted post was - and no he has not been banned - but [MOD NOTE: Take the hint, dude.]

lol that's great, but i'm really on the fence about banning gabbs--he is the adversarial occasionally recurring character of the ilx sitcom.

tbh id be fine w/just fencing him in on ile - hes really disturbing on ws and i think hes doing it on purpose which is even more upsetting since lol im being successfully trolled by gabbneb - but if the mods wont do it weve got the responsibility to end him ourselves

hey guess what from here on out every time i see a cheerleading "hey dudes lets all suggest ban gabbnebb" post i am removing 10 suggest bans from his tally so just CIO.

wtf why dont u just ban him he is so horrible and everyone hates him

read that post from the ban gabbneb thread and tell me hes nice to have around

and srsly wtf is wrong for advocating suggest banning go ahead and try to make a cogent argument against it - the button which no one shall speak its name

http://www.thejhohcableshow.com/trollpolice/comics/2008-05-24.png
http://www.thejhohcableshow.com/trollpolice/comics/2008-06-02.png

so is sb'ing like wanking--we only do it in private and never talk about it?

hey what happened to NFL? good lord

can someone add me to 77, i sent a message to one mod but not sure who checks their webmail & hate to bug a bunch of ppl

they dont read their mail but are you youre yr not on there i asked in the invite thread

can u see this borad http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=77

would link to the invite thread but i cant remember what its caled right now

invite thread got locked i think you have to e-mail mods now.

lolz what have i done

what did u do?

btw vote max everyone http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=67478

lol wrong thread MAX 4 SITE MOD

shanahan and gruden get fired, gabbneb isn't banned, dogs sleeping with cats

gruden got fired???

*checks espn*

hahaha holy fuck!!! yus!!!

lmbo

this is already the greatest offseason in nfl history and it's not even the offseason yet

oh god i hope he goes back to the raiders

wow; initially thinking bucs are retarded because that was not a very talented team and were probably lucky to go 9-7. i have always considered gruden to be a pretty good coach.

lol gruden i like to think of this season's batch of coach firings as a personal gift to you, ade.

hahaha ya pretty much! btw this is someone's signature on the atlantafalcons.com borad:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a292/thearod/IMG_1648-1.jpg
I forgive you MV7... but my pomeranian DOESN'T!

i don't know where else to put this

Here is fine, thx

lol

if feel like if alex trebek is ok with calling you a girl, a man-step, on national old ppl television there's a lot of things you gotta rethink about your style.

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John Sharkey III at 7:44pm January 17
Eat the dick of a black man.

Eagles over Cardinals - Two playoff wins notwithstanding, I just cannot pick the Arizona Cardinals to go to the Superbowl. It is just way to unlikely. I think it is possible they will win, but the Eagles have won quite a few playoff games over the years. I've got to think that Philly's blitzing defense would be able to upset Kurt Warner's passing game.

Game Truck Breakdown-
Brian Westbrook - Nissan Xterra
Correll Buckhalter - Chevy Luv
Dan Klecko - GMC Sierra w/towing package
Edgerrin James - Cadillac Escalade
Tim Hightower - Ford Ranger

Correll Buckhalter - Chevy Luv

haha!

my thing is, on paper there's really no way the eagles can lose this, but there's always the reid factor so idk. this is definately the best defense they've fielded in a CCG, and the best receiving corps to boot.

as for steelers ravens... there's so little difference between the teams that you might as well flip a coin. i tend to favor the steelers, they're at hmoe etc etc but who knows

REASONABLY EXCITED YOU GUYS!

I'm inclined to pick the Steelers, but I just like those individual players on the Ravens D so much. And at the rate Rofflesberger has been thowing int's, Ed Reed could end up winning this game for Bmore.

I'm also inclined to go Cards, just because I want them to go to the Superbowl for the first time ever.

You sick fuck.

I'm glad the playoffs weren't part of the pick'em league. I'd probably be 0-8 at this point, and I have no idea about today.

Steelers over Ravens, 21-17
Cardinals over Eagles, 27-24

Anyone picking against the Eagles for today are so challopsky it's not even funny.

Steelers over Ravens - The Ravens are just an ugly team to watch. When your break out offensive threat is getting an interception, you are a very odd team. It will be close, but I could see Pittsburgh getting a lead and holding on. I just think if B-more gets down 10, I cannot see that rookie QB bringing them back. That being said, the Steelers have not had much luck at home in this very situation over the past decade or so. They only a wash as it seems everyone would rather tag on the Colts and Manning for losing playoff games, but Pittsburgh has been there pretty much every year and has not capitalized on their chances either. Shit it's hard.

Game Truck Breakdown-
Willie Parker - ToYOta Tacoma
Mewelde Moore - Dodge RAM
Willis McGahee - Ford F-150 w/steering wheel warmers
Le'Ron McClain - GMC Yukon

I just don't understand how a team with such a chaotic, fucked up running game could win - so I'm going Steelers for the State Series Superbowl.

im going az super cardinals -- that thanksgiving night game was not really as one-sided as the final score indicated...boldin had some bad drops and there were def some play series in the 3d q where cards moved it v. well; just think they play much better at home & that iggles offense will struggle

Just had chorizo con huevos, and have cracked my second beer. I will be cooking all day in order to avoid sitting around and waiting for the games.

Ravens over Steelers, 10-6
Cardinals over Eagles, 21-17

steelers over ravens 20-13

i think philly will eke one out but i don't think picking the cards is a challop because they have that crazy offense. mcnabb isn't going to throw 5 ints, however.

philly 27-21

Cards vs Steelers in the supa bowl

^^

steelers 17-13, smilin' hines ward winning td
iggles 21-14, gonna be one of those "where's westbrook been all day" until he breaks for a 60 yd td in the 4th.

LeBron would be a good pickup for the Browns

hey ilnfl, i will be chillin with you guys for these games! pretty excited for no reason at all.

hey there is this dude fitzgerald, you might want to keep an eye on him

warner had ALL DAY

philoldelphia

LeBron would be a good pickup for the Browns

For reals. That commercial had me thinkin'.

Fitzgerald was a little lackadaisical there at the goal line. Weird play.

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black is not slimming andy reid

Adrian Wilson would be a household name if he played for the Giants or Philly.

Damn, I kinda wish I'd picked Andy Reid for my deadpool team.

haha THANK U DARIA when they flashed that onscreen i was all thinking 'did i really see that just now???'

Geez, McNabb had ALL DAY right there.

and yeah adrian wilson seriously owns

damn it is loud in there

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Today it is warm at heinz field.

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lebron commercial seems like a cruel taunt to cleveland fans

yeah that was my first thought.

christ aikman get off of warner's dick.

well, that's one way to get a new set of downs.

*nervous*

mcnabb is horrendous right now

i dont understand why when you have no pressure wsoever in yr face you would throw it to someone standing behind the line of scrimmage

fuck

lol... Eagles.

we're all losing here

oh DAMN

lolololol lollllllllll @ u

what the hell is going on here

;_;

larry fitzgerald 14, philadelphia 3

philly. you guys have to keep an eye on him

wtf happened to 39 on that play, he just fell down.

what the hell is this game.

need a td here s0 bad

F U MCNABB

dude throws at people ankles

WTF FLAG????????

the fuck srsly

yeah that was pretty obvious IMHO

McNabb has been pretty bad so far.

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unreal right now

right now i'm thinking whoever wins this thing will get annihilated by pittsburgh (i dunno about loltimore), which imho is the least interesting possible outcome of this season

i think that when ayers misses a kick, he should point downwards, to hell

today it's LOLivan mcnabb

xpost lol 'curse you, satan!!!'

eagles D getting clowned left and right

how is the philly defense playing like this?

So is this going to be a blowout?

Cardinals look like they're easily the better team so far.

free brian dawkins

how is the philly defense playing like this?

well, y'see, they are playing for the eagles and it is an important game.

lol philly

i think that when ayers misses a kick, he should point downwards, to hell

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, January 18, 2009 4:05 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao

the best thing i could take away from a pittsburgh SB victory would be mike tomlin celebrating at the end

i kinda wish i went for the challops and picked AZ

this game is over

that shit was uncatchable come on

oh fuck you

fuck you fcuk you fuck you

asante, man

asante, the disease has infected you too

jesus christ fitz

If this is just going to be Fitz vs. Akers I don't like Philly's chances.

larry fitzgerald 21, philadelphia 6..

so what else is on TV right now? ;_;

this is a WR clinic

http://footballjesus.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/football_ref_touchdown_hclear.gif

and if the eagles defense shuts down fitz the rest of the game, there's still boldin and edgerrin ...

not good @ all

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[16:12] andrew: damn this fitzgerald cat can catch a ball
[16:12] me: yeah
[16:12] me: he is pretty O_o
[16:13] me: if only i could forgive him for being irish

this is a gameplan issue. zona has countered the eagles' blitz effectively just about every time.

ok wtf is rackers doing?

i remember the last time i saw warner play in a super bowl, it was totally awesome

this is unbelievable

RUN A PLAY NOW

;_; ;_;

Zona ball, yo

pls be unchallengeable

pls pls pls

i don't see anything conclusive to change that call.

YES YES YES OMG <3 REFS

WEAK

refs be reffin

daria it's pretty clear it stayed in bounds no?

HURRY YOU FUCKING MORANS

looked to me like it stayed in bounds and touched abiamiri (which is a sweet name btw)

FOLLOW YR BLOCK

They should really allow the refs to overturn anything if it's obviously the wrong call.

omg donovan

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on that play, i don't think it went out but i didn't see any conclusive angle showing that he touched the ball (or not), you just couldn't tell

i can't even really blame philly too much for this, GOD is clearly manipulating shit

xpost on a kickoff it is live whether he touches it or not fyi

i was thinking warner drawing that picture was going to bring some terrible wrath of the football gods down on him, but he must know something i don't

jeez that's an ejection-worthy penalty

NO CATCH

i missed it what was the PF for?

ugh this game

after the play was done (or nearly) dude just clocked warner, basically

i mean seriously -- fuck this game, fuck kurt warner, fuck that dumb logo, fuck these stupid bandwagon fans who wouldn't even BUY TIX TO THE GAME TWO WEEKS AGO, etc you can keep extrapolating from here i feel

I'm probably not going to post again, but I'd just like to say: This is what my last ten years of fandom has looked like. Tears, and screaming.

haha dang, I fall asleep for a couple hours after lunch and this is what I wake up to?!?

with you dude xp

i wouldn't worry, this game is just a prelude to worse tears for the victor, mordy

guys just think of this as an experience that will bring u closer to jake delhomme

like staring into the inky black vortex of death

i mean seriously -- fuck this game, fuck kurt warner, fuck that dumb logo, fuck these stupid bandwagon fans who wouldn't even BUY TIX TO THE GAME TWO WEEKS AGO, etc you can keep extrapolating from here i feel

lol i was gonna give my first ever arizona sports props--this is a good football crowd, esp. for a place with lots of rootlessness and a perennial loser of a team.

<3 jake delhomme

mordy, redskins fans have been dealing with team's mediocrity since the early 90's.. no end in sight

who gets the ball first in the 2nd half?

rackers where was that on kickoffs you goof

and eagles ball to start 2nd half

can we get a larry fitzgerald w/ gloves in helmet looking like Cthulhu pls?

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I think these fans deserve the benefit of the doubt because there have always been good crowds for U of Arizona and Arizona State games, and the Cardinals have been so bad for so long you can't really blame them for a healthy pessimistic streak.

fuck this game, fuck kurt warner, fuck that dumb logo, fuck these stupid bandwagon fans who wouldn't even BUY TIX TO THE GAME TWO WEEKS AGO, etc you can keep extrapolating from here i feel

you see what happens to NFL after tom brady dies? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

Howie Long hasn't called anyone a fag yet, what gives.

i would def jump on the cards bandwagon if i lived there, just tell people you were on it all along but not showing up @ games because, it was motivation so coach could tell the team nobody believes in u

larry fitzgerald "should do a teaching tape about just how to catch the football", thanks jimbo

judging from facebook I guess nearly all my DC buds are at the inauguration concert thing @ the mall

oh well..

howie long to cardinals: "I see your football team passes the ball a lot; you know who else likes to pass is SOCCER PLAYERS"

is he calling them.. uh you know

guys, i used to live in arizona. for several years in fact! my parents and sister still live there! and you know what? there are no cardinals fans. these same ppl were wearing cowboys sweatshirts in the 90s, pats tees a few years ago, etc. seriously i understand everyone wanting to give the benefit of the doubt but the # of actual arizona cardinals fans numbers about 200 ppl.

"nice beard, andy reid."

"thanks, howie."

"i was talking about your wife."

btw did u guys notice howie's kindler gentler truck commercial earlier?

whoa tho that bobblehead thing is making me rethink

guys, i used to live in arizona. for several years in fact! my parents and sister still live there! and you know what? there are no cardinals fans. these same ppl were wearing cowboys sweatshirts in the 90s, pats tees a few years ago, etc. seriously i understand everyone wanting to give the benefit of the doubt but the # of actual arizona cardinals fans numbers about 200 ppl.

Yeah but they've only had a professional football team for two years.

i like this new band collective soul why because they have fresh sound

great catch by a'butt

C'mon McNabb let's have a football game.

heyyooo

this is horrible.

cant blame mcnabb there, but philly talk radio will find a way

I have gone from "wtf did the eagles somehow not see the cards game last week?" to "wtf have the eagles never played football before?"

so i was making an au lait--there was a mcnabb INT?

Seriously though it is unbelievable how much better the Cardinals got between the last week of the season and the first week of the playoffs.

McNabb fumbled on a blitz by Adrian Wilson from behind.

awww that's rough.

Serves these cocks right for fucking up my survival league season.

heh, i was going to say, i sure as hell remember the biggest comeback @ championship game. that one suuuuuuuuucked

that guy on the fumble, did he go through there totally unblocked? mcnabb most def never saw him coming

excellent blitz there!

niiiiiiiiiice, finally.

owned

great throw

OK, maybe the other philly team has arrived? maybe?

ok guys you can do this thing -- do it!

once they were in the red zone, i was thinking.. if i were a philly fan i'd be like, now is the time where mcnabb throws a pick 6.

POINT TO HELL, AKERS

daaaaamn, they figured something out

CURSES TO BEELZEBUB

btw i didn't know where else to post this

http://www.vikingvan.com/images/DonovanMcNabbaftersurger.jpg

NOT HERE

whoa

also lol @ buck saying "this would be a 61-yard field goal from this spot" that's called a "punt" look into it

Wow I think we need to make 50 posts very quickly.

I just started watching this, possibly at the exact moment where the momentum shifted.

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wau!

oh shit this game

what the shit this game ...

lol

¯\(°_o)/¯

hahaha

DAMN YOU SATAN

YHAHAHAHAHA AKERSM LOLOL

POINT DOWN, SHOW WHO IS TO BLAME!!

beezelbub has gotten into david akers

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the power of satan compels you to SHANK IT AKERS

whatta block by 84

nice job by eagles making some adjustments and making this a game again.

the last guy i'd thought would go all doug brien and shit ...

guys my cable has been out for three hours

whoa that sucks, sunday is just the wrong day for that to happen. are you in a cold/snowy place?

2-7 ARI23 (:11) (Shotgun) K.Warner pass short middle to K.Warner to ARI 27 for 4 yards (T.Cole).

What?

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goddamn boy george looks like shit. he loosk like the kind of degenerate who would be beatin some homo nigga chained up to his wall

he got his pass batted back to him, caught it and ran forward for a coupla yards - good ol kurt~

wrong thread re: bg btw sorry

omg how can your cable be out???

andy reid should get a head tattoo.

don't give him ideas ...

i am pulling for the cards but goddamn fuck warner.

i've hated that motherfucker since he was giving smug interviews prior to the 2001 super bowl about how blessed he was

fucking hell time warner cable sux

lol @ the atm screen reading MURDER, in that new clive owen movie

um did that atm in this clive owen movie just list "murder" as an available option?

xpost i guess so!!

the 2001 super bowl was blessed he is right

mookie don't you have an antenna? these are broadcast stations after all?

so is the international about a villainous international bank?

haha you cannot use an antenna to get reception in our area, trust me :(

OH MY GOD

HOLY FUCK

OLOLOLOLGJKFDHLSJDG HOLY YES

VAISJFOASJDFOASGFNAEWIGNAIOREGIAJSGFIJAGIJAEWIOGFJIAEOWGFIAOENRGIONARIGONAERIONGINAERGINAERIGNAERINGNIARngaeoringioaerngaioerngIOAERNGANERGARIGNA

HOLY SHIT

: O

also lol dar1a please have gotten a screenshot of mcnabb pointing like buddy christ

I LOVE ALL OF YOU I LOVE IT WE ARE AWESOME OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

WHAT DA SHIT

to think i almost started to clean my shower at half-time ...

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andy reid looks like he's getting fatter during the course of the game fyi

aww love that album!

he's obv been eating christian children

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"first 2-point attempt by the eagles all season" --> lol maybe mcnabb didn't know they could go for 2

Seriously like twenty minutes ago the handful of Cardinals fans here were taunting the horde of Eagles fans by singing "Fly Eagles Fly" and now the Eagles fans have reclaimed their irritating song. This game, it is a weird game.

I just screamed so loudly.

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I am so excited at this point. Sobbing with excitement.

Fitzthulhu~~~

ruh roh

I am so excited at this point. Sobbing with excitement.

― Mordy, Sunday, January 18, 2009 5:49 PM (46 seconds ago)

you are now living my last year's post-season, i congratulate you and hope this game ends up with a good outcome for you for serious!

ruh roh redux

attn schef

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Jesus Christ who has the balls to call an outside run on 4th and inches?

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good one, i couldn't get that b/c wouldn't pause without blurriness :)

i think you answered your own question in your question, C-L

Ken Whisenhunt is like a Zen koan.

The thing I will give the Cards fans here (there are like three, one of whom is actually wearing a Manchester United jersey) is that they are not responding with the dazed shock one would assume from them here.

omg both those screenshots!

uh oh andy reid clock management

exactly once i saw this heidi klum rock star ad but midway thru she ripped open her shirt to reveal all the goods. did i dream this?

no yeah i'm pretty sure there was a version where she was topless

damn

WHAT THE HELL

andy reid should tattoo one of those "when should you kneel to end the game" charts on the back of his head and have marty morhenweig read it to him.

WHOA TD!

eagles got murdered by screens all game.

there was also a version featuring kobe, michael phelps and a-rod which is just... yeah. not sure who that was supposed to sell games to.

oh god

xp Maybe they cannot show the fun version at 6 pm on a Sunday? Children etc.

this is how 2-point conversions are done ;_;

heh dude was wide open

i want joe buck to be thrown into the hudson, "the little engine that could" wtf

xpost cankles that version of the ad was just some creative exec making a next-level gay joke on a-rod.

did u see there was another flying dawkins at the end of that fourth down play

cosign on joe buck's execution.

they should put the 3 of them in a ford truck and have howie long show up

shirtless klum

much better, thank you.

@_@

if only joe buck was a raven-haired ocean-eyed starlet, i know a guy who would throw him into the hudson for us...

lolllllll

ahh fuck! he was wide open

lol good breaking tension at 2 min warning.

mcnabb's been behind his WRs a lot today

pause

n/h

I'm going to be ill.

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/hope.jpg

oh shit

no flag huh

interestin~

Fuck

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this reffing in this game is fucking amazing

hmmmm don't know...

omg bryan!

that's almost always DPI

ref why u break heart ;_;

I can see PI not being called, but man, Illegal Contact seems like a call that could be made right there.

that should've gotten a flag.

RETARDINALS in the SUPER BOWL WHAT?

http://wearehugh.com/public/2006/07/you-make-bunny-cry.jpg

sorry but, i remember searching for the exploding cardinal gif & their own fans were saying that

who'd have thought our animated gif dude knew so much?

incidental contact?

that no call was bullllllshit imo

yeah that non-call was absolutely retarded

aikman: hard call for the official to make to have a drive continue beacuse of a penalty..
uh, super chargers/colts anyone?

uh every game ever in the world anyone? i don't understand what aikman is talking about

btw i don't care what anyone thinks, i like andy reid (beyond clock management). his teams have always made it pretty far despite having like two good offensive players, one of whom doesn't know the rules of the game and the other of whom is at 50% strength 75% of the time.

advice: shut aikman's thoughts out of your mind.

iggles getting ball back

i sincerely hope that the punt return goes for a td

ah, the Chistlarz Cardinals

if only WYSP wasn't blacked out over the internet, and eagles fans wouldn't have to put up w/ the buck-aikman tagteam of stupidity

awesome punt

this is the worst game ever imo

Oh God Bidwell looks like that nebbishy dude who ends up being some kind of murderous supervillain.

any event that results in joe buck babbling fondly about the bidwells is basically the modern day equivalent of the holocaust and should be stopped immediately

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BTW

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wow :/

i don't want to be a sore loser and all, and good luck to cardinals fans and all ... but what a shitty way to lose.

cardinals in the super bowl

*marinates on this*

not feelin it bros

samuel looked a little too happy for warner there imo

what's with these eagles celebrating?

mordy, kevin, eisbaer -- i am sorry for your loss and i hope the steelers murder the cardinals, drowning them in the river maybe.

the eagles don't understand the rules dude

i'd feel bad for any time that lost like that ... even if it had been TO and romo.

aw man adrian wilson

ok mb i can warm up to this

this season was pretty clearly never gonna have logic or reason involved in its outcome. these teams were pretty even but cards caught a few more breaks.

whoa bro is tearful

team, that is ... and thanks ally ;_;

i remember this nfl films clip from a few years ago showing anquan boldin crying on the sidelines after another horrifying zona loss, and i remember thinkin 'lmao sucks that his team will always crap on his soul' so in a way i can see some good in this, idk

i saw samuel do a jump n bump w/edgerrin james. check his bank account for checks from bidwell imo

also tbf any event that breaks eisbaer's heart can only delight me in equal measures

thing is that the super bowl ref team will not allow the cardinals' famous "just commit a lot of pass interference" defense to do its thing

this super bowl is completely made up

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this season is insane

i feel like i'm watching some kid playing madden w/the cardinals

ok let's not pretend that a couple of PI no-calls were the entire story of this game.

not tryin to be a cock and sincere sympathies to eagles fans here but yr team had their chances....

i saw samuel do a jump n bump w/edgerrin james.

― shook pwns (omar little), Sunday, January 18, 2009 6:23 PM

saw that too. that was weird

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annnnnd on that note let's go RAVENS!

The explosion in Cardinals-Steelers/Ravens-Explosion.gif should be some sort of nuclear explosion, you figure.

ok let's not pretend that a couple of PI no-calls were the entire story of this game.

no, the eagles would've found a different way to fuck up obv -- but watching a few cards games during the season and now these last three games their defense does not seem to understand this rule, moreso than other teams...

and the last call was kind of major, dude.

maybe i will go make lasagna

don't wish it was easier, wish it was better, huh?

martina? mcbride?

Maybe they might want to turn down the confetti leafblower things when they are talking.

sincere sympathies to eagles fans here but yr team had their chances....

^^

this star spangled banner is ridic no lie

i'm still kinda dumbfounded that the giants couldn't get their shit together enough to beat the eagles tbh

i blame whitney houston for converting the anthem into something you can no longer sing along with

i have not seen enough card games to comment on their DB play, but that last call was borderline imo and if you need a 4th and 10 at midefield to drive for a chance to tie you've made your bed and are in the process of lying in it.

matt leinart, lol

here comes god

ya that is p. incredible... there is no reason for the eagles to beat anyone, ever

fuckin jesus-freaks

the anthem was once something you could sing along with?

lol idk, not that i would ever try, but once upon a time it clocked in under 200 seconds

;_;

hahahah that whitney anthem is some transcendent shit but there is only one whitney.

i'm kind of dumbfounded that.. OK i watched probably six or seven cards games before the playoffs happened and they looked like a playoff team in maybe one of them?

yeah it's weird i mean they got lucky on some calls but they don't look like a bullshit team right now, which is what we thought they were before

i think they have the talent level to win the SB but because they're arizona no one would ever bank on them putting it together.

ts: buck/aikman vs. nantz/sims

i choose a cold gun barrel in my mouth

what would werewolves and vampires need to fight over anyway

i just thought of a werewolf/vampire/EXPLODE.gif

I am pretty sure I saw at least four of these games.. and this is the end of the season! I still can't understand what is going on.

12 November 23, 2008 2:15 p.m. New York Giants L 37-29
13 November 27, 2008 6:15 p.m. at Philadelphia Eagles L
14 December 7, 2008 2:15 p.m. St. Louis Rams W 34-10
15 December 14, 2008 2:05 p.m. Minnesota Vikings L 35-14
16 December 21, 2008 11 a.m. New England Patriots L 47-7

Wow the Steelers have the full array of 90's electronica hype music. I hope they play Robert Miles' "Children" after touchdowns tonight.

fuck

i luuuuv hines ward

ray lewis was runnin like an old man on that one, but still caught him somehow

another battle of the field goals, yay

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howie long sighting!!

is that a manicure? (faggot)

i have not seen enough card games to comment on their DB play, but that last call was borderline imo and if you need a 4th and 10 at midefield to drive for a chance to tie you've made your bed and are in the process of lying in it.

― THE HIPSTER DILEMMA (call all destroyer), Sunday, January 18, 2009 6:31 PM

i agree with this? it's not illegal to think both of these teams are lame and criticizable for multiple reasons you know

imo eagles-cards, to me, is like when i go down the atlantic ave subway and i have to decide whether to try to avoid the panhandling hobo or the jews for jesus -- you can't avoid both.

yeah word, just reacting to some of the 'what a way to lose' sentiment.

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:(

xxpost

did howie long just decide that anyone watching cards/iggles was way past an intervention on his part?

"you traded your balls in for that truck"

have fun being a real trucker you giant homo

xpost ohhh yeah i think it IS a lame way to lose but they would've still lost so it's like losing on a shitty call v losing because donovan throws a pick 6 at the goalline :\

did howie long just decide that anyone watching cards/iggles was way past an intervention on his part?

lollllll

"this just in....howie long calls ilnfl 'a bunch of nancys'"

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the font the ravens use on their jerseys is really offensive to me -- standard issue sports block font wasn't good enough for you? /howielong

i think the drop shadow is sort of a dealbreaker

some1 invite howie to ilnfl

the font the ravens use on their jerseys is really offensive to me -- standard issue sports block font wasn't good enough for you? /howielong

yes

YES

YES THIS MUST BE SCREAMED FROM THE ROOFTOPS

that fuckin font has driven me nuts for years - it is 90% of why i hated the ravens for so long

Howie Long has called like four hundred people faggots already.

howie long advertising for family car w/good gas mileage!! closet homo!!

memo to steelers: fast willie is not gonna run inside on loltimore

Presumably the money you save on gas can be spent on testosterone injections.

they are establishing the run

they are establishing that running is useless

whoa, like 90 polls just closed all at once

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hahahahah

nice pick!

ohhhh flacco that's not gonna do it.

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joe the flacco picks aren't that satisfying tho

Flacco does not seem like a guy who would have a Manning-style reaction to making a mistake, much less a Delhommeian one.

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is that...possible?

Oooh that is some unusual knee torsion.

wow nice catch.

not a catch

or.....not?

i really don't think it was a catch..

yup i am w/you

Wanted: Baltimore Ravens out of Super Bowl. $1,000,000 bounty. Paid for by U.S. bailout

...hmm...

i have to say among NFL coaches, harbaugh is also not a bad looking guy.

Something about the way the AT&T lady says "Rollover minutes" chills me to my very core.

Q: What's a pedoflop?

A: Someone who likes touching underage rabbits.

In other news: ...

Sob.

wife just said "thank god tomlin isn't wearing those horrible pleated khakis"

'that is big because hines ward is the only steelers receiver who is not a complete beej'

ok ravens new game plan time

what is the record for punts in a playoff game?

this game is very worksmanlike

time for the jim lehonard quote:

"Jimmy, he's a football player. We've got a bunch of football players on this team. Some guys might not be the ideal size. Some guys might not be the ideal speed. But you know what? They're going to play football, and that's all I care about."

game is about what you would expect

robblesburger is out? the fuck is this

my money is on "ben" coming back; he is the teensiest bit dramatic.

play calling uh..

they are asking too much of flacco thus far

this is off topic but have you guys heard about this?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20253488,00.html

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2009/news/090202/joaquin_phoenix240.jpg

this is p much what i look like rn

also i thought he was older than 34

ummm ok i am not gonna think about joaquin and eat the rest of this peruvian ceviche i got last night and have one of those big sapporo cans.

I don't even have an idea of what Joaquin Phoenix rapping would sound like. I am pretty sure I do not want to hear it, though. Unless he hires Just Blaze or something.

WOW

that shouldnt have worked

amazing

is this over, given that baltimore doesn't seem to have an offense?

flying santonio

sad to see baltimore repeatedly fall victim to big plays

and yeah it is over

5 possession game now

i am forced to watch this online btw

*writes "Game Over" in notebook*

*orders TMQ's notebooks pre-printed with "Game Over" watermark on every page*

I can't decide which would be more distasteful: the Steelers winning a sixth Super Bowl, or the Cardinals winning one, or the Baltimore Cleveland Browns winning a second one.

Woodley just Flying Dawkinsed.

some1 post the new flyingdawkins.gif to make me happy ;_;

lol xpost

"Can't call it a shaky start"???

Dude he has thrown like seventy incomplete passes already!

Injured Steelers dude appears to be in a great deal of pain.

joe the flacco benefiting from low expectations i guess.

btw, i don't mind the font on the ravens uniforms, i'm just not real sure about the top of the socks in black that matches the pants, kind of unbalanced.

joe the dilfer

He is kind of playing like Joe the Boller right now.

OK, so if I do not drive a Chevy truck, Howie Long will stop me randomly and insinuate that both my truck and myself are homosexual, and Dodge Ram is challenging me to drive through explosions, and presumably Ford is prepping a Super Bowl ad about how not driving an F-150 can make your penis fall off.

Your move, Toyota.

Toyota should just make an ad that says "Wouldn't you rather buy a truck from a company that will still exist in five years?"

man my ceviche fucking rules, unlike this game.

this is one slow moving game

I assume that GM will get more bailout money after having Howie Long testify before Congress about how Congressmen are all queers.

I am happy that Against Me! is now considered viable stadium music.

i wonder how much they're gonna rag on that guy for getting tackled by the punter

5 trips to the red zone the whole postseason and they've won 2 games? i guess that does sound right..

i didn't get a great look at the PI in the endzone, you guys have any thoughts?