Tila Tequila Named Browns' Starting QB: WEEK ONE 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhQbAGn9zVM

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH yinz
MIAMI at ATLANTA super falcons
DENVER at CINCINNATI brian dawkins
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND super vikings
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS peyton face
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS breeses
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY romo djs
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA
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KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE in the air tonight
NY JETS at HOUSTON houstons
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS HAIL
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA larry fitzgerald
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE nobody wins here
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY pax
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND pats
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND super chargers for the w and a draft pick to be named later

hey look who is on the tv box RIGHT NOW
http://i26.tinypic.com/20gik41.jpg

He looks really pleased with that news.

Adam Schefter knows schadenfreude

yesssssss it is fucken time

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH stillers
MIAMI at ATLANTA fins
DENVER at CINCINNATI bengals givin everyone some false hope.
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND vikes
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS nola
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY boys
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA philly
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE ravens
NY JETS at HOUSTON jets
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS giants
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA niners
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE hawks but i agree w/"nobody wins here"
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY pack
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND pats
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND bolts

btw i am going to tally my picks this year instead of just postin' them--if anyone else wants to play that would rule.

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH
MIAMI at ATLANTA
DENVER at CINCINNATI (why the hell am I in a position where I'm picking Cincinnati????)
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS (think Detroit can have another perfect season?)
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY (just because I hate the Cowboys)
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE
NY JETS at HOUSTON
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY (fuck Green Bay imo)
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND (fuck New England imo)
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGFVnFoNnt4

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH probably Pittsburgh
MIAMI at ATLANTA Miami
DENVER at CINCINNATI Gross. I'm going with Denver because why not.
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND Minnesota
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS Indy
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS Detroit. Haha just kidding
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY Dallas, they won't fuck up til later in the season like usual
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA Philadelphia
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE Bmore
NY JETS at HOUSTON Houston
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS Giants
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA Hahaha. Uh Arizona
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE Double gross. Seattle...?
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY Green Bay
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND New England
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND Hahahahha no seriously guys

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH Tiiiiiaaaaaans
MIAMI at ATLANTA atlanta, i hope this one gets scrappy
DENVER at CINCINNATI Cincy I guess? What the fuck happened to Denver?
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND Vikes get a good start
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS Indy I supposes?
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS c'mon.
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY Dallas, I think
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA Philly
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE Ravens
NY JETS at HOUSTON Jets
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS G'ints
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA Cards
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE Seahawks, but no one cares
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY Cheeseheads
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND Pats and real curious (i know i'm alone in this) to see nu-brady
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND eggos

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH
MIAMI at ATLANTA
DENVER at CINCINNATI
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE
NY JETS at HOUSTON
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND

i'm real curious to see what the pats defense looks like & if shawn springs (who has been injured or something) actually gets on the field vs TO. i figure brady is brady. i'm hoping skins-giants is a LOT more interesting than last year's season opener in that redskins actually play some offense, but don't have my hopes up tbh

tits
phins
broncos
vikes
colts
saints
dallas
panthers
ravens
jets
gints
9ers
hawks
pack
pats
chargers

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - Stillers
MIAMI at ATLANTA - Da Birds
DENVER at CINCINNATI - Oh dear god what a sucky game. Bungles
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - Fun will be had, Farves
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - Peytons
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - Orleans
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - Jerry's Kids
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - Iggles
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - Lolimore
NY JETS at HOUSTON - Texans
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - Eli's
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - Will Singletary drop his pants? Frisco
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - Who cares?
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - Packers
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - New England
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - San Diego

btw: slots still open so u can put your money where ur mouth is:

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Password - ilxor
We're dropping three worst weeks so if you forget a time or two it won't hurt your chances.

2009 Survival
Yahoo Group ID#20130
Password - ilxor
TWO missed picks are necessary to knock you out, so you can't blame an errant play!

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joined both!

!!!!!!!!

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - Stillers
MIAMI at ATLANTA - dolphins
DENVER at CINCINNATI - flying dawkins
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - vikes
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - lol, saints
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - ugh, dallas
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES (NB i will be picking them every game)
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - baltimore
NY JETS at HOUSTON - hmm...jets
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - want washington but the elis will win
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - cards
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - scoreless tie
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - bears
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - brady
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - bolts

ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - scoreless tie

^^^ 2nd best result possible, next to "stadium blown up"

man ppl sure do hate the nfc west!

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH: Titans
MIAMI at ATLANTA: Dolphins
DENVER at CINCINNATI: Bengals
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND: Vikings
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS: Colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS: Saints
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY: Cowboys (ugh)
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA: IGGGGGGGGGGGGGLES
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE: Ravens
NY JETS at HOUSTON: Texans
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS: Giants (whoever wins, we all lose)
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA: Cardinals
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE: Rams
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY: Packers (who started the Bears are good challops?)
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND: Patriots (i'll be rooting for Bills)
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND: Bolts

GUYS! FOOTBALL! FOOTBALL IS ACTUALLY STARTING! I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY!

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH PBURG
MIAMI at ATLANTA ATL
DENVER at CINCINNATI CINCI (lol ortown)
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND HORNS (I can't rly root for this team tho)
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS JACKSONVILLE <----------- (I genuinely think Colts shit the bed this year in an uneducated guess)
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS RAAAAAAAAZLE DAZZZZZZLE
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY COWS
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA PHI
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE LOL
NY JETS at HOUSTON HOUSTON feasts on the blood of a herky jerky sanchez
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS Gints
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA 49
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE RAMS MAY BE SHUT OUT
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY CHICAGO
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND PATS
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND TUBBIES

man o man, cannot wait. will be smoking a serious picnic starting around noon. by the the time the Browns wrap up their victory I will be dining on pulled pork.

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH rapey ro
MIAMI at ATLANTA falcs
DENVER at CINCINNATI bengals!!
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND looooooooool @ this matchup, i'm going with the vikes and hoping i'm wrong
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS colts
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS saints
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY bucs
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA tossup imo, gonna say eagles
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE raves
NY JETS at HOUSTON tex
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS win one for tyree
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA nfc champion arizona cardinals
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE shawks
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY CHICAGO!
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND bradski
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND sd

Shit, I hope y'all aren't jinxin' the Saints. We always seem to lose the ones we're supposed to win and vice versa.

OK see somehow I am involved in an NFL pool thing for mondo money and lolz. The only thing I know about footballz really is I like the COLTS and I also like the STILLERS.

So what I'd like to do here is steal one of ya'll's picks. But whose shall I choose? This is the question.

Tempted to go with dar1a's because then we can watch games together and root for same teams to win.

But I am open to other opinions.

Help me NFLxors I need picks!

for those that dont use this, here's a site that shows which games will be on TV
http://www.the506.com/nflmaps/

i think i'm missing getting the iggles game by like 2 counties :(

Help me NFLxors I need picks!

Does anyone remember who won our last picks league? That might be a good person to rip off.

Anyway, here are my picks, which should definitely not be used in a pool:

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - A GAME OF HORSESHOES
MIAMI at ATLANTA - MATT RYAN SOUNDS LIKE A CLANCY CHARACTER
DENVER at CINCINNATI - BENSON STARRING ROBERT GUILLAUIME
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - PERCY FARVINS
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - JAGGERS GIVE COLTS NO SATISFACTION
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - NAWLINS WIN
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - ENORMOUS SCOREBOREDS
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - ROCKY VII
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - BODYMORE MURDERLAND
NY JETS at HOUSTON - GUYS FROM TEXAS, AKA "TEXINS"
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - BIG GUYZ
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - BEENIE WELL
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - IN MADDEN '10 I MOVED THE SEAHAWKS FRANCHISE AND NOW THEY'RE THE BOISE BABOONS
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - NOT THE LESBO QB TEAM
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - TOM BRADIE
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - LOL COME ON

stealin this for a bit

oh fuck nm

i WANTED to steal it that's how much i liked it

Fuck. They're barely showing the Philadelphia game anywhere. This is such bullshit.

Thanks for tryin'!

The Baboons' stadium (Monkeyopolis) has many baboon statues.

jeeezus the Browns game is on throughout this great land of ours!

hmmm i wonder why.

I request mookieproof's picks, which must be better for football than basketball, surely.

It's gotta be showing on cable somewhere...

hmmm i wonder why.

http://206forthetwenties.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/grabbybradyquinn1.jpg

Okay, does the NFL network (which i just got this year) replay the previous week's games for the following week? Cuz if so that plus tivo means i should really get an exercise bike or something in front of the teevee so I don't go NFL AWOL

I think they're showing the Philly game in Jersey? If you can handle my barky puppy, you're welcome to come by Mordy.

Whup, scratch that; looks like we get america's team too. Bummer, I'd prefer iggles.

hmm, looks like the Cincy game is blacked out?

oops it's not. maybe it should be amirite

DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - ENORMOUS SCOREBOREDS

this is cracking me up

also btw:

2009 Survival
Yahoo Group ID#20130
Password - ilxor
TWO missed picks are necessary to knock you out, so you can't blame an errant play!

I'm getting a "password is incorrect" msg here.

ilxor in lowercase?
we've got ten people signed up, so it seems to be working.

Yeah, all in lowercase. Weird.

maybe it maxes out at ten? I thought it was 12.

dan did u definitely get to the survivor football page? i accidentally was on the fantasy page and yeah it definitely won't work.

I am definitely in the pick 'em section; I joined the other league with no problem.

honestly don't know.

I'm thankful the preseason is over, though you can never really tell in the NFL anymore who is any good for a month or so.

TENNESSEE at PITTSBURGH - I figure this one will be kind of ugly. Go with the Steelers at home.
MIAMI at ATLANTA - Who knows...I suppose i'll go TO LEGIT TO QUICK and take the Dirty Birds, but to be honest I'm still not quite sold on Atlanta or Miami.
DENVER at CINCINNATI - I'm going Cincy. If everything falls into place, the Bengals could surprising team. Of course, that is kind of like picking the Indians or Cubs to win.
MINNESOTA at CLEVELAND - I'd think the Vikings. Sports talk radio won't shut up about the game either way, but they might be a bit less if the Viks win.
JACKSONVILLE at INDIANAPOLIS - This has been a rockem sockem hitting game for the past few seasons. I'm going Indy, as if they get up on J-ville by a couple of scores, I just don't see how the Jags can get back in the game. Fred Taylor is not also around to run for 200 yards, which I think he has did twenty times against the Colts.
DETROIT at NEW ORLEANS - I'd think the Saints. I figure NO will probably be fun to watch but kill their fans, as if their D is like last year, no lead is safe. Every team in the NFL is going to be yelled at not to be the guy who first lets the Lions beat them.
DALLAS at TAMPA BAY - Who the heck are the Bucs anymore? I figure Dallas is going to be pretty mediocre, but I'd figure they should win this one on the road.
PHILADELPHIA at CAROLINA - Carolina is OK and totally boring except when Jake D. throws passes to the other squad. I figure they are going to go back. Coming into the year, I figure the Eagles are my favorite to go to the Superbowl in the NFC, so Eagles it is.
KANSAS CITY at BALTIMORE - I can't see B-more having everything fall into place like last year, but KC is pretty much a wreck and at best is going to have it's new QB coming in at less than 100%. That is kind of like blood in the water when you are playing the Ravens. I'll go b-more.
NY JETS at HOUSTON - I'm kind of betting on Sanchez to be another bust. Maybe I'll be wrong, but I figure the dude was playing with the best of the best and yet wasn't as good as Palmer. I'm figuring he is a bit overrated. Houston has a pretty decent D, a couple of good guys on offense and one of these years is actually going to pan out. Not sold on the QB in Houston, but I'll go Texans.
WASHINGTON at NY GIANTS - I could see Wash as one of those clubs that is between 6-10 and 10-6, either way they won't go anywhere. Not sold on the Giants passing attack, but if you just hand it to their backs they should be alright. I figure the Giants should be pretty good, so I'm going New York.
SAN FRANCISCO at ARIZONA - The 49ers played better down the stretch, but I'll go Cards this week. The fact that AZ came close to winning a Superbowl is still weird, but last year was a weird year. It had to be an aberration.
ST LOUIS at SEATTLE - Who knows about the Rams, I have no idea on them other than they have sucked the past two years. It seems they still have some of the same dudes but have a new coach, which so does Seattle. Seahawks are pretty tough to beat up there, but I don't think it has rained in a month or something. I'll go Seattle.
CHICAGO at GREEN BAY - I'm going Bears and I hope they freaking destroy Green Bay. Alphonso Carreker must pay for his sins, the bastard.
BUFFALO at NEW ENGLAND - I could care less on this one, but there is no way I'm taking the Bills on a road game in NE. It will be interesting to see how good NE defense is this year. Vrabel and Seymour came up with tons of huge plays over the years. I'm sure Peyton Manning isn't going to miss either one.
SAN DIEGO at OAKLAND - I won't pick them to beat SD, although SD does find weird ways to lose games. Call me crazy, but I could see Oakland being better than last year. Hear me out, Oaktown's D played decent down the stretch last year and Russell seemed a snack cake better at QB. If they can keep McFadden healthy and out of jail, I could buy a running game. Putting all of that and a weak ass schedule in the AFC West together, I could see the Raiders squeaking in at 9-7. This all might be the booze talking with fond memories of Jim Plunkett and how he won me a $100 bet once. Still... I'm not crazy and will go with the Bolts. Hopefully the Raiders have changed the playbook since Norv Turner was around, that didn't work out so hot the last time.

you're not the first person i've seen talking themselves into the raiders, and much love but you guys are all crazy.

The Chargers don't lose to the Raiders. They've won like infinity games in a row against those dudes.

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/09/09/bsod.jpg
This is a picture in the Dallas Cowboys stadium of a giant display that is connected to a computer that (and I'm using my Sherlock Holmes-y powers of deduction here) was improperly shut down.

Jerry Jones just hit the reset button again.

throwbacks! pat patriot! <3
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/reiss_pieces/09092009moss600.jpg

Pat Patriot always makes me think of high school. Our unis were replicas of the classic Pats look (of course, at the time, the Pats were still wearing those too).

awsesome uniform battle on Monday night.

I talked to my Buffalo connection and times are tough. His littany of complaints is biblical - colonoscopy scheduled for today, bills release their starting tackle, unemployed for a year now, offensive coordinator replaced, Dick Jauron.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

That's a lotta Bengals.

that's a lotta unanimity

I'm so excited for foooooooootball!

week one, everybody speaks the same language.

aw brownie i hope your friend's procedure goes okay. that list is the face of buffalo, ny btw.

A real man is able to apologize. A real woman is able to forgive and accept the apology.......
about 3 hours ago from web

nagl, tila

I'm getting a "password is incorrect" msg here.

same

;_;

taking titans +6 tonight and bouncing off the walls for football

FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO HYPED

how are you guys even FINDING the pick 'em leagues?

never mind, just realized that the link above was to the wrong thing.

OK DONE!

Steelers
Falcons
Broncos
Vikings
Colts
Saints
Cowboys
Eagles
Ravens
Jets
Giants
Cards
Seahawks
Bears
Pats
Chargers

guys i just want to watch football, why are they showing me the black eyed peas :(

i can't even explain to you how much i hate this band

guyz, even black eyed peas can't ruin my joy tonight

tonight's gonna be a good night

wait, so...no more faith hill?!

(though, really, has anyone examined the nation's football readiness w/ as much gusto as hank ii?)

haha...is al michaels high?

"pittsburgh had a copacetic offseason..."

uh, if you don't count the ongoing rape fiasco.

cris collinsworth is like some kind of cosmic punishment for shit i did in a past life or something.

Make up your mind, shefter:

@Adam_Schefter: seems like I was in minority enjoying the BEP's. Lots of people blasting me as if I picked Browns to win Super Bowl.

Guys, I am at some networky fundraiser thing or whatever. There is a tv with the game but no sound due to music.I think I need to leave soon these ppl clearly do not appreciate

man, those terrible towels are a big deal. maybe i'll invent something for the skins...the affable ascot?

ouch. My boy just got wiped.

that was a ridiculous tack.

OH SHIT

Zombie got sacked!

I love Chris Johnson.

FOOTBALL

stillers are really going to have to stop hitting him out of bounds

That makes two sacks!

ahahaha wtf was that, how do the qb and the rb even do that and how did they gain a yard doing that?

handsome ben is looking a little bit of a mess right now

Guys, Steelers Offensive isn't looking amazing.

is it roffles or their o-line? the run game's looked like basura.

well, in fairness to the o-line, ben WAS the one who decided to run 30 yards the wrong direction to "escape" a sack and then get sacked. that was positively farvian. but yeah they are all kinds of mess.

yeah, that sack was like a rookie mistake...or, yes, maybe an error in the name of fun.

it would be hilarious if after all this ridiculousness of fireworks and steeler fellation and flight 93 ppl in football jerseys that the titans won.

haha...i was just going to say that collins is executing the tenn offense pretty much perfectly.

old dogs...

that polamulu INT was sweet

hey guys just got back from CLASS what did i miss?

Both teams are being kinda meh.

troy p. is like some sort of perptual motion machine

mike tomlin: still hot

the refs seem to be kind of drunk

wow cris collinsworth with the insight, "mike tomlin, jeff fisher: they like football"

channeling madden obvs

lol, this titans kicker

okay this game

borderline cheapshot by steelers player shocka

oh god why the fuck did they have to reshow that hit on troy

huh...a game done broke out.

hahaha wtf nfl secondaries

ugh guitar hero those ads are really 2008

damn--cortland

enough with the leno

I KNOW that was so upsetting.

wow that dallas scoreboard

"DONT RIDE THE EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER" <--i think this refers 2 the fact that every1 is on drugs

...and about to kill someone. everybody does it, i'm told.

i have barely been watching this but why o why have i seen the titans make like 80 fair catches w/in the 7 yd line?

who's ever seen comedy @ ten @ night? omg what will it b like??

I was not aware that fair catching had such rigid requirements.

damn, cortland

all i've ever seen at 10 is e.r. and extra-inning baseball games

I was not aware that fair catching had such rigid requirements.

― C-L, Thursday, September 10, 2009 10:44 PM (4 minutes ago)

fair catching inside the 10 is generally seen as retarded

wait i know im a little drunk but i replayed it like 4 times i swear the promo for the bears/pack game says something like "KAY UTLER leads the bears into lambeau field"~~

as mentioned in the telecast there's no reason to think that cortland has any idea wtf he's doing

it can now be confirmed: snoop dogg's in the motherfucking house.

Wow maybe let's hold the Charlie Sheen ads until after 9/11.

ok so listen. so this dude is trying to talk to me earlier before i bailed out of fundraiser thing & is like hey look, i have an earring in this ear, which one is it that means you are gay? and i'm like (already pissed off) ACTUALLY, EITHER ONE, and he just keeps going on like i don't usually dress nice like this at my job, people think i am gay but really i'm just nice & i said REALLY. at this point i was SO ANGRY. ugh. as in, there is not even a german word to express this thing which is: you are NOT allowed to make a gay/straight thing about you being a narcissist also a fool

so weird

also, is he fifteen? the last time i heard that earring in the right ear=gay thing, it was in high school.

http://i26.tinypic.com/1zfsl4y.jpg

people think i am gay but really i'm just nice

lols + this is an interesting way to go about picking a girl up

GO FOR IT

fortune favors the bold!

(lol sorry)

lolllll watch it k3v

god, i was so pissed. it was one of those situations where its like ok, tons of people here are all being sociable and suddenly it dawns on me like WTF, WHY AM I EVEN BEING POLITE. i think it's that, there are approximately 1000000000000000000000 people on the planet who don't always know how to act in social situations or are sort of awkward in some way & surely i am one of them, so is dude, but idk why he can't just leave the gays out of it?

i don't understand the entire world, basically, is what i am trying to say.

cosign 4th down GO FOR IT

ugh epic choke by tits

oh shit!

oh shit

awesome play

wow

Awesome!!!!! I missed you NFL!

WHO SPILLED THE HEINZ 57 SAUCE LOLOLOL

he stopped smiling :/

wait what happened

yeah i thought that too! no smile.
http://i30.tinypic.com/15g2ql2.jpg

he did/does look like hes abt to cry ;_;

heinz was stripped at the 4 :(

al michaels' math wasnt really close was it

Hines Ward looks like he's trying to swallow his own face.

he was obsessed with that weird free kick rule

xp

lol yea no way madden wouldve been talkin abt that shit

rich eisen on the twitter: word filtering around that Polamalu injury is serious. Quite rare for him not to return to a game.

http://i25.tinypic.com/28aublw.jpg

i hate collinsworth, wtf is he even TALKING about going on about how hines ward should've "taken a knee"? because if he had just sat on the field at the five yard line for no reason just cos hey why not he'd be a real hero, right? waht?

aww hines

hello everytime tits sit back in coverage it ends up v v badly

collinsworth is great at x's and o's and terrible at larger strategy for whatever reason

he's also smug and annoying

o shit MIKE WALLACE who r u?

man we are owed an explanation of titans defensive playcalling tonight

what player is going to take a knee in that situation? come on

<3 twitteronia sometimes, it's like people i know watching and the this
Lfitzgerald11 Hines is making up for the fumble! I see ya!

>at least titans cover i will celebrate that<

any taking a knee discussion (now moot) is fucking retarded because this is not that westbrook play where he had clear path to the end zone, the defense was swarming and NO nfl player just fucking turtles in that situation

do you know how much shit he would've gotten if he just took a dive there, 4 yards from the end zone? i mean...what are you talking about, dude!

"you know what we went to the NO HUDDLE PACKAGE (tm)"

what player is going to take a knee in that situation? come on

westbrook did something similar, except if i recall correctly the iggs were up at the time. taking a knee there would have been retareded if you're not already winning because scoring isn't guaranteed

That was a grinder.

theres middle ground between taking a knee and swinging the ball with one arm. dude was going for the end zone full throttle when hanging onto the ball should have been priority one.

well no one is debating that, if collinsworth had said "man he should have better ball control" we'd be like true, true

eh it was an excellent individual play on defense. no wr holds the ball with two hands like a running back.

k3v that was my recollection (just thinking about it while brushing teeth)--the eagles had the lead and westbrook had no defenders around him.

in any event i have no idea why the titans decided to play to "ben's" strengths for the entire 2nd half

it was a clock thing with westbrook, not wanting to give the ball back. and yeah, the prevent defense is the most retarded thing ever.

bruschi is on the espn w/postgame commentary. guy is strangely.. extremely soft spoken. seems like an ex-marine or something.

was def. a clock thing with westbrook, eagles were ahead at that point in the game.

Guys it's the Madden curse U_U

How bad is Polamalu's injury?

aw shit. sprained mcl. out 3-6 weeks. damn.

dang...did the titalns go into a prevent in the end? that was one sorry ass soft, sorry ass zone.

it wasn't nec. a prevent they were just rushing 4 and playing straight zone behind them. they blitzed ineffectively like 2 or 3 times. against a qb who loves to improv and extend the play this was a dumbshit idea that clearly wasn't working.

My god, in the fourth and OT Roffles was getting four to six seconds to throw on every play. Just way too much time.

really, no qb should get that much time, but it also seemed like when guys were getting into the backfield, it wasn't anyone that would actually be able to take roffles down. i mean, it seems like he can shake off defensive backs and a lot of linebackers w/o too much difficulty.

http://deadspin.com/5357525/my-hot-nfl-picks-this-weekend

this is the best thing deadspin has ever done

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GOD DAMN IT

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2009/09/thumb160x_GAYFOOTBALL.jpg

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis has dismissed reality TV star Tila Tequila's accusations that San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman choked her and threw her to the ground early Sunday.

Dumanis announced Friday afternoon there is insufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Merriman committed a crime. Tequila had signed a citizen's arrest warrant charging Merriman with battery and false imprisonment, both felonies.

"This case is now closed," Dumanis said in a statement.

wwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww

what a surprise, two terrible douchebags and one of them made up some shit.

can we go back to how Choire's "picks" said "i give this game a giant frowny face" because A+

@OGOchoCinco Just finished my weekly talk with Denzel; have yall ever talked 2 some1 and the convo was so deep it brought u to tears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzChBB5zyt0

i have so many q's about that 85 tweet btw

aside from the football giants uniform, eli owns like one outfit, doesn't he?

he sometimes likes to wear a prom dress, but that's private

in addition to the idea of eli mannning or mark sanchez tooling aorund town in camrys, those actually look like kinda funny commercials. eli has surprisingly solid comedic timing.

well his brother IS noted television actor and comedian peyton manning.

Not surprised about the Merriman/ Tequila thing. Not going to go well from the start. If charges hadn't been filed within 48 hours, they weren't going to be.

Plus, its San Diego, and he's a Charger. She is a bisexual reality television star.

I follow Merriman on Twitter, and remember cringing when I read this:

@shawnemerriman RT @officialTila: Damn! bout 2 head 2 Chargers VS 49ers Game w @ShawneMerriman I cant wait! My 1st game! 615 Broadway Ave 4 my party ton ...2:55 PM Sep 4th

But I was only cringing at the idea of them hanging out at all.

Man do I ever love Al Davis press conferences.

I think that was the loudest I've laughed in months!

"There was never any doubt that Richard wanted to play for the Raiders."
http://www.raiders.com/assets/images/imported/OAK/photos/2009/09-September/seymour_promo.jpg

^^^obv this was a note from the raiders to seymour, directly!

There was this moment where Davis very quietly said "I know what I'm doing", and then quietly crossed his arms and stared off into space that absolutely slayed me.

haha...al davis is truly quite mad.

Link to video plz!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44FN-bEEJ2A

FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

OMG that Al Davis story about Tom Cable is hilarious.

one hour to takeoff y'all

I missed the game Thursday night, so this actually is takeoff for me! I think I'm gonna pee my pants.

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smh @ the cbs dudes talking about "swag"

the eagles game is on tv here!!

guys come on i'm not liveblogging every game by myself

haha i wish i was getting the eagles game...i will watch vikes/brownies

I've got Colts/Jags or Cowboys/Bucs.

i was wishing 4 vikes/browns! instead its jets/hous & phily/panthers

eagles d not looking good

parker you fucking idiot

cowboys/bucs & ravens/chefs

bah.

So does this rookie Browns center not know how tall Brady Quinn is? First several snaps in the shotgun have all risked going over his head.

i have a hunch the under would have been a good play by the way this jets/texans game is starting (hou o-line cant pass block)

steve smith wildcat sighting

o hello....fox robot

great, samuel is missing tackles now

two false starts in a row, 1st and goal from the 11 for CAR

eagles season is over.

aw, kev it's going to be okay.

btw, brett favre's jersey is either oversized or he has some kind of wasting disease. lol + he just got saaaacked

More of a trip than a sack since Elan just kinda fell over before he got to Farverer.

uh i can't even decide what to watch
jeez that was dumb on the fair catch there iggles

FUCK THAT, he was pushed into him!!

EVERY1 IS OUT TO GET US UGHHH

pantherz -> worst font in the league. just looking at that end zone hurts my eyes, not to mention the team colors today that clash with the field and with each other. i know, serious business.

seriously...the nineties are over: enough w/ the teal, already!

oh, jake ;_;

what a pick!

teal-a tequila

Bobbled snap, ridiculous sack . . . so far the Brady Quinn era is very meh.

can we get westbrook in some space please

oh jake ;_;

god is jake delhomme bombing again? someone needs to put that dude out of his misery.

what the hell just happened?

assuming pick 6? awesome

:( jamal lewis down

oh he's okay!

nah it was a fumble, just the eagles d in delhomme's face again
lolcat didn't work of course. NFL TEAMS, STOP DOING THAT

kinda scared for this desean jax return

TOUCHDOWN DESEAN JACKSON!!!!!!!

damn! all right jackson

TOUCHDOWN BRAYLON!!!!!!!

ha i was gonna say he's either gonna fumble or break one for like 50 yds...i can get used to this

oh no i guess his feet were out?

f uuuuuuuu

ive got a commercial right now?

o u talking bout braylon lol

i bet that denver/cincy game is a treat, right? anyone have that?

sorry, kev! you maybe need a drink?

How the heck was that not part of the pass interference?

Adam_Schefter Heaven on earth: 11 big-screen TVs in front of me, every game on, in the basement of ESPN. Nothing but football. I'm in awe....
4 minutes ago from web

i've got iggs/jake and jets/houston

hahahhahaahahahahaha

:( no touchdown braylon

JAKE ;_;

i love football

goddammnit cleveland

lol at Cribbs flopping the ball over the line while he's laying on his back

i have to appreciate jackson getting called for excessive celebration when he didn't even score the td!

haha yeah you figure he was making up for his punt return TD

good grief 2 and a half more quarters of this? not sure if i can even keep watching

okay favre just watched that dude come and sack him

okay i just checked the scores; y'all did not clarify that philly is killing carolina.

JOSHUA CRIBBS!!!

TD CRIBBS HE IS MY GOD NOW

omg this is hilarious - i traded my starting QB for another QB and didn't double check the roster. i kind of assumed they'd automatically switch as starters, but that didn't happen and i forgot to look, so somehow JAKE DELHOMME is the qb on my ilnfl team

awesome!

the other hilarious part is that i traded away mcnabb to do that. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. now watch eli (who I THOUGHT WAS STARTING FOR MY TEAM BUT IS NOT) take apart the redskins defense irl because all the points WILL NOT COUNT

hahaha aw

i kind of assumed they'd automatically switch as starters, but that didn't happen and i forgot to look, so somehow JAKE DELHOMME is the qb on my ilnfl team

I kept waiting to see if you were gonna update your roster, because your qb slot was blank up until just before kickoff. So I literally flipped a quarter to decide your qb.

oh is that what happened? sorry! my yahoo login kept fucking up (google chrome does not like yahoo?) so i gave up & then just forgot. i just assumed it'd throw eli in there but really i don't care, though it would be extra funny if i could get negative points for starting delhomme instead of leaving it blank!

jets are lookin fantastic, lotta boos in houston

yeah, that sanchez is having an amazing first game.

chiefs not doin too bad here, just picked off joe the flacco and returned it for 70 yards

touchdown kansas city!

o wtf brady quinn

i think the texans coach really needs a moustache

JAKE

ohno donovan!

oh no oh no oh no oh no

waht did donovan do?

guys you're scaring me

ran in for the touchdown, got hit late and is now rolling around on the ground grabbing his knees

fuck

shit :(

prior to that, delhomme threw pick #3 on the day. jeez i feel bad for that guy

he's walking on his own, seems to be ok. jesus fuck he scared me

take him out imfo

lmaooooo asante samuel pick

JAKE. DELHOMME.

Which of you challopskers picked Panthers over Philadelphia?

mordy!

He's fine.

Walked off the field, no limp. Built a good lead, took a big hit, he deserves to take off the rest of the game.

otm

i did o well. wasnt *that* big of a challops tbh iggles were only a small fav

oh, i did. but.. i mean, the last game i watched JAKE DELHOMME play was so bad, i figured, there is no way..

But yeah, anyone else watching this game and thinking; This is a superbowl team?

the eagles? hell yeah

I have no worries about the Eagles D anymore.

And the offensive line, with that new Bills player, is playing amazing too.

i can't really gauge since i've been flipping between iggles, cowboys, and chiefs/ravens for the past two hours

O_O niiiiiice play kc picking up 50 yards

17-17 kc-bmore!

He's back!!!!

FUCK I LOVE THE EAGLES I LOVE u GUYS YOU MAKE ME CRY WITH HAPPINESS

Guys, I'm so happy, I just bought a Westbrook jersey.

though it would be extra funny if i could get negative points for starting delhomme instead of leaving it blank!

lol that might actually happen. sry.

:D

that was an xp

i was wearing my eagles hat, mcnabb jersey, eagles pj pants and eagles crew socks. since we won, none will be washed

o dear

did the analyst on the minn/cle game just say we wouldn't see brett favre take any risks near the end zone? is this guy a hockey analyst filling in for an ill nfl one?

it's ok. McNabb may have to come back in tho. Not that I begrudge him his break.

i think it is brian billick, omar!

Matt Moore, or bring Delhomme back in?

Colts are about to be in danger of dropping this one to the Jags.

Houston not looking good.

no, houston played really badly

i only caught glimpses -- did slaton get a lot of touches?

Oh, never mind. xxxp

jesus christ adrian peterson, who even are you

holy shit adrian peterson

kansas city, guys! WAHT. this qb who isn't even matt the cassel is moving them right down the field.

he just stopped and was like, "outta my way", shoved the dude, and just kept going

yeah how did he do that

TOUCHDOWN kansas city

24-24

did matt cassel get hurt?

in the preseason. mcl sprain or something? i think he's back next week.

i don't think KC pulls out a win here but man, they've been hanging in there & i dunno how the ravens d gave up 24 points

Another interception!

phil simms tie is so yellow

so very yellow

bmore up 7. can the 2nd string chiefs qb lead them down the field in 2 minutes vs the ravens defense? hmm

omg gus johnson is doing the den/cin game

which is a brutal tilt

as a mcd hater, im luvvin- oh orton near int!

wholly shit

guys guys gus johnson

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ugh god cowboys are going to win, aren't they.

another turnover on the panthers

hahahahahahayhahahahaha on me last second td win

bahahahahahaha

his voice is still ringing in my ears wow i so wanted a ridic ending to get him to ridiculously call it

God love the Broncos today.

can the 2nd string chiefs qb who really played ok all game fumble it away with 1:55 left? yes he can :(

also fuk the bengals

That's the Bengals. Gus Johnson in the right place this week to give off a Gus Johnson freakout.

and also the broncos xpost

i wish NFL had a specially edited NFL channel where they would just keep flipping games for you, to one that is still interesting.

They kind of do with the Red Zone channel on Direct TV.

oh, but it's not a fumble? all right then

Brodie Croyle was always the weak link when Alabama tried 4th quarter comebacks, and I bet he's carried that curse over to the Chiefs.

well, yeah i guess he didn't get that done there - turnover on downs, this is over. had a pretty good game til then.

what happened to the bungles this time?

Bungles scored to take the lead with :38 left, then Brandon Stokley caught a freak deflected pass to run a long one in for the Broncos for the win.

gah joe buck

drew fuckin brees

Alright, time for NYG/WSH game.

oh, that is funny re: bungles.

OK REDSKINS, HOW ABOUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE ELI MANNING HERE.

aw guys jim zorn is so cuet

jim zorn is so weird. is he yelling his head off again? last season after game 1 he was like, wow i need to settle down, that was kind of embarrassing

so far it's redskins football all right, defense gives up some yards but not alot of points, offense goes 3 and out & play calling is awful, repeat

this game is weird

Ah, the lesser Manning. Sorry daria, I'm rooting for the Giants.

http://i30.tinypic.com/20uxqo3.jpg

I KNOW, RIGHT?

UH that Burger King commercial???

i root for the redskins, i just don't expect them to win, really

I'm still trying to get over a commercial that involved Carrot Top, Ponch from Chips, and some NASCAR dude.

i think jamie dukes lost weight

I was pretty pissed off about having to watch Bengals/Broncos, but wow the end of that game was ridiculous.

Brett Favre is havin' fun.

http://www.makli.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/carrot-top-plastic-surgery.jpg

Today's sightings:

Frank Caliendo
Denis Leary
Jim Breuer
Csrrot Top

Football is a good time to show shitty comedians I guess.

Carrot Top Plastic Surgery news is not a new thing his transformation began long before 2007 this most famous American comedian is famous for his red hair, self created humor and now for his muscular body and Plastic surgery.

Carrot Top has become another victim of plastic surgery, his face look extremely smooth because of the result of laser treatments or chemical peels but his past natural appearance cannot be seen after this awful facial plastic surgery.

Dr. Youn his plastic surgeon said “His face looks extremely smooth as well, and may be the result of laser treatments or chemical peels.”

Plastic surgeon Dr. John Di Saia tells that his face is looking more freckles free as compared to freckles that are seen on the remaining body

But most of the critics are totally annoyed of his facial plastic surgery because of odd looking eye brows. They say that he is looks like a female because of the eyebrows angle created by the plastic surgeon. Some of the critics said he is looking like a female body builder and he looks very ugly even after that surgery.

During a conversation Jet H. Ross passed this comment about carrot top, he said “if Carrot Top wants to be made of fun that he has achieved his goal by plastic surgeries, but I think it would rather be make the fun instead of made of fun”.

gross, guys

wow nice pick webster

tom arnold?

jesus christ, this is the worst set of commercials i've ever seen during a regular season football game

all right, i miss THIS IS OUR COUNTRY, and howie long and his man-step

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jesus christ, this is the worst set of commercials i've ever seen during a regular season football game

― omar little, Sunday, September 13, 2009 5:09 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is what i have been thinking; the nfln needs to bring something to the table

fox NFL ad -> you can get all hyped for IGGLES vs DREW BREES or.. or.. FAVRE vs DETROIT LIONS

hahhahaaha yeah i just saw that...the "er...or!" killed me

okay crazy

OSI!!!

aw jim zorn is all, "what happened; i am confused."

dammit, all of the other nfc east teams are gonna win too

drama. players don't like zorn, don't have confidence in campbell, zorn doesn't have confidence in campbell, portis hates zorn, snyder and portis are BFF.. at least that's what was going on last year

XP They can't all win. :P

HAHA REDSKINS LOL

awesome

That was such a video game move.

hah! well that was funny. that never works.

i mean, i figured they just fucked up the snap like everything else (i bet the football giants did too)

haha that was awesome. the camera angle was behind the play there and i was screaming "THROW IT" at that dude but it worked anyway

gutsy. especially being at that point of having fucked up so much in this game, botching a trick play like that might just be the last straw so that dan the snyder fires zorn at halftime

That fake field goal call was obviously coming from a left handed QB. I doubt Tom Coughlin even knows that is possible, considering his idea of advanced offense is running a sweep instead of a draw.

mcnabb has a fractured rib btw :(

Both ex-Colts with the big odd TD plays today...Hunter Smith and Brandon Stokely.

I watched the Colts/Jags game which is the first day game I can remember with the roof open at Lucas Oil Stadium, it looks terrible on TV. The shadows in that place are worse than a day game was at Texas Stadium.

Yeah, no more open roof at Lucas Oil, plz. I couldn't see what was going on half the time.

oh dear

he was down

http://i31.tinypic.com/4pwai8.jpg
phew!

Washington's offense looks completely mismatched by the Giants, but they are still in the game.

washington look poorly coached. players seems don't seem to know what their assignments are, and their awareness and situational play is poor. campbell makes bad decisions.

seems=sometimes

It could be a bit where the Redskins have put so much cash into their stars, they are playing with leftovers everywhere else.

maybe. again as i recall from last season, messageboard talk was.. guys frustrated with the coaching, really not being told what the coach wanted & then coach getting pissed off, repeat.

zorn yelling at cooley earlier, i think. what a mess. blache (d-coordinator) is alright though. defense getting in eli's face here

i have scored as many points as the rams this nfl season

sorry to hear that

I swear Eli is a better QB when he gets pressure. If the guy has all day to throw in a perfect pocket, he screws up.

cooooooooooley

DREW FUCKING BREES!!!

tits
phins
broncos
vikes
colts
saints
dallas
panthers
ravens
jets
gints
9ers
hawks
pack
pats
chargers

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, September 8, 2009 7:15 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

other than miami & carolina these are not bad

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The offense gamecalling for the 49ers was pathetic. The only thing that saved them was some nice long conversions by Bruce and Davis, because they were in third and long all day. Wouldn't be too pumped about beating the Cardinals with no Breaston and Boldin dealing with a hamstring problem. Also, the Cardinals had SOOOOO many penalties.

Still, the 49ers defense will knock your block off. Patrick Willis was a monster, as usual.

LOL just now saw the highlight of Peterson stopping, pushing the defender out of the way, and then running again. I love that dude.

yeah that was unreal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6pKIj87CYA

have to love what that guy does

my god the browns

without cribbs i'm nothing

i am so glad i didn't go to that miserable game

loooool looks good on you jay cutler!

Boy, he was just bound and determined to put that thing in GB hands somehow.

cutler has thrown one million interceptions

never seen someone try so hard to throw a pick. ima start a rumor about a gambling scandal

ahahahahah jay the cutler

weird

0-0

collinsworth explains you the ridiculous ending of earlier afternoon game: "it's the bengals. that's what happens to the bengals."

He would know.

3_0

oh lol

amazing.

http://i26.tinypic.com/ojlcpi.jpg
this guy!

cutler has thrown one million interceptions

― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:57 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmar

is that large man's last name "jolly"? i love him!

Johnny Ray Jolly, Jr. (born February 21, 1983 in Houston, Texas) is an American football defensive end, who currently plays for the National Football League's Green Bay Packers.
<3

shit

2

damn. rodgers had nowhere to go.

3-2

loooooooool

unbelievable

brownie, u r a prophet

aahhhahahahahaha

lolol

cutler has thrown one million interceptions

― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Sunday, September 13, 2009 8:57 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmar

― ::googles Brett Favre:: (brownie), Sunday, September 13, 2009 9:29 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

never seen someone try so hard to throw a pick. ima start a rumor about a gambling scandal

― aarrissi-a-roni, Sunday, September 13, 2009 7:57 PM (41 minutes ago)

wonder what it would take for me to start to feel bad for jay cutler. at least nine more interceptions, for starters.

this is the most entertaining low scoring game i've ever seen.

I'd buy you guys drinks every time Cutler gets picked, but I'd go broke before week 4.

dear bears, the ball may also be advanced in the arms of matt forte

because whoever told jay cutler to win the game by himself and justify the trade every down probably shouldn't have said that

damn hs, xpost. WTF with Cutler

Part of me hopes Jake Plummer is sitting in his rocking chair by the fireplace on his ranch in Idaho or wherethefuckever laughing his ass off at Jay Cutler.

Cutler, more like turnovertler

Cutler, more like buttler

info from twitteronia! Stokley's 87-yard TD w/:11 2 play was longest game-winning TD from scrimmage in last minute of 4th quarter in NFL history

poor bungles.

Is he gonna blame the diabeetus?

NAGC

http://blog.ingamenow.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/6a00d83451c47869e200e54f6cf3308833-800wi.jpg

Cutler, more like buttler

:-0

<3 u Snake xp

sry brownie i may have been drinkin

;-0

cutler, more like...

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/160/pickler.jpg

That girl has fat fingers.

Speaking of odd play calls, running a screen at the ten yard line where the big boy intercepted the pass was pretty weird. That was not a good play call.

Adewale Ogunleye is the only reason this game is not making feel even more excited about being alive.

Cutler is really something. Glad he's not in my division anymore. Dude is a heart attack waiting to happen.

man aaron rodgers is getting beat up

Cutler has looked fugly overall, but he has hit on a couple of beautiful deep passes.

that's a nasty zing at his terrible diet and three chins, poly xpost

guys i wasn't even aware until friday that rex grossman was no longer on the bears' roster. did he escape chicago via a tunnel in the dead of night?

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/0913/nfl_u_cutlerhit1_576.jpg

Don't worry, Rex Grossman will be playing this year. The guy is in Houston and it is a rule that their starting QB will be on IR before week 6.

huh

WAHT

UHHHHH

uh.. this is not the preseason

lol

wtf

If the Bears win this challenge I will be so disappointed, even though it'll still be 4th and 6. Because that was so awesome.

the 12th guy was past the bench by the snap

lovie smith is just trying to make this game more interesting i guess?

maybe it wasn't lovie?

Surrogate Bruce Willis's hair is Killing me.

hair loss was, i think, the best thing that could have happened to bruce willis

ok so the long snapper called that play(??!), lovie is in the clear

typical duke douchbag

hair loss was, i think, the best thing that could have happened to bruce willis

really really really otm

I am going to suggest that the ref who called illegal contact had some unsettled gambling debts.

I guarantee that the long snapper has had his audible privilege revoked.

I hate this...god, the Packers only need a field goal and they have like all of the time in the world.

I've got Crosby on my fantasy team -- so I'm totally down with him kicking a field goal.

fyi guys aaron rodgers has had as many losing seasons in green bay as brett favre had in his entire career and being an nfl quarterback is about winning not losing statistics don't matter

Packers receiving corps have astroglide on their fingers tonight or sumthin?

gawddamn

beautiful

jeez

OW WOW

sorry earlnash

AWESOME

though tbh a better scenario for the bears than a field goal attempt with 5 seconds left

credit to rodgers. he kept trying that long ball till it stuck, even if it took 59 mins.

nice

Oh well it is better than hitting a 42 yard field goal leaving 10 seconds on the clock.

I'll eat my shoe if the Bears pull a "Stokley" right now.

guys, aaron rodgers, i just love him

Well at least Cutler can throw a deep ball. Most of the meatballs that have played QB for the Bears over the last gazillion years couldn't throw anything over about 15 yards.

dude, don't kick it to hester

Yesssssss

A-Rodg 4 Life you guys.

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http://i28.tinypic.com/30ww668.jpg

i was too slow to really catch the amazingly bitchy face cutler made a minute ago, it was truly.. i mean it was better than peyton

YES

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AL HARRIS!

oh, this game, how i love you; i am truly sorry, though, omar little!

not a question of if but how

lmbooooooo

http://media.ifccenter.com/images/films/sonatine_592x299.jpg

i love football. i mean, i wouldn't enjoy this if jay the cutler hadn't pouted his way out of denver right when josh from the pats got there, but he did...

i love football

key phrase for the day. also, i love fake kicks. i hope this is the start of a trend this season. the 2 best plays of the day, with that peterson run close in 3rd.

Yeah NBC is trying to male me feel bad for Jay Cutler but it is noy really going to happen.

i think that brett favre sears commercial was hidden camera fwiw

mr dungy is such a nice man. i had no idea.

i think that brett favre sears commercial was hidden camera fwiw

― omar little, Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:51 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooool

Boy that sucked. It's week 1, we will see.

I really hate the Packers.

guys, aaron rodgers, i just love him

I hope he continues to be good so I have an answer to the question "Yeah, but what Jeff Tedford QB ever amounted to anything in the pros?"

Houston CB Dunta Robinson, miffed about no long-term contract with the team despite signing his franchise tender, wore shoes he had made with the words 'pay me Rick,' for GM Rick Smith. ...

jay cutler is the most extraordinarily unlikeable NFL player i have ever seen play the game.

i fucking hate the packers and i found myself rooting for them just to see cuntler humiliated.

was he mouthing off to rivers last year or was it vice versa

Brian Urlacher is out for the season, and the Bears are talking to Derrick Brooks.

When they were talking before the game about how Urlacher was the healthiest he'd ever been and was on track to be an unnatural force this season, I secretly thought "uh oh, here comes the injury."

LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) -- Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher will miss the rest of the season after undergoing surgery to repair a dislocated right wrist -- a major blow for a team with high expectations.

Maybe I'm naive, but I don't see how a dislocated wrist could keep a linebacker out for the season. Couldn't he just wear a cast? I guess it would be hard to wrap up tackles one-handed, but that didn't stop Junior Seau in the playoffs when his arm was dangling and useless.

At the very least, he could challenge opposing players to an honor duel.

Maybe something where it would've caused permanent damage without quick surgery? I mean, they operated this morning so time must've been a factor.

Probably a direct hit over the next several months could undo the surgery?

I guess.

I really hate how Brian Urlacher speaks. His cadence (or something) irks me.

we decided last night he sounds like an auctioneer

let's go PATS

:D

damn, missed the first ten min. how'd the pats look on offense? i mean, i guess not successful exactly

BUF 7 NE 0

I want this moment to last forever

hmm

i count four bad throws by brady so far

offense looks tentative and rusty.

jerod mayo is hurt?! oh no

The old Pats jerseys look pretty sharp. Randy Moss is rocking the Stanley the Steamer Morgan look.

paul posluszny is hurt?! oh no

welcome back to NFL, tom brady!

wow, great pluck out of the air. if a end did that to me on madden my controller would have gone through the screen

that was a horrible call on big vince, wtf

Agreed.

I didn't get home until half time, but I WANT PATS THROWBACK UNIS ALL SEASON, PLZ!

where'd joey galloway disappear to?

i mean, i guess they could just throw it to randy moss

really liking jon gruden commentary. brady running looks like he is moving in slow motion compared to the other guys on the field

Jon Gruden is the best thing about MNF since it moved to ESPN.

it's like gruden OTM, gruden OTM..
re TO: "you wanna talk about baggage? baggage is guys who can't play!"

moss looks like he's back to '07 form

oh come on

TRENT! EDWARDS!

FRED! JACKSON!

Aside from the iffy penalties that drive was just a blast to watch.

loving gruden

I normally do not like random cutaway shots to the crowd, but ESPN's director is finding the best shots possible of sad looking people in ridiculous outfits.

O_O

God: not a Buffalo fan.

"if he had taken a knee"

i mean, if i were a bills fan.. i mean, pats not necessarily going to cash in here, but if i were a bills fan i'd be like WHY

hoooly shit

how do you not kneel that

and i love gruden too. they all seem real happy to be there.

hahhaahhahahaa

ALL RIGHT

AWESOME

he just murdered my $ fantasy team

oh you lucky mofos

i know, right? i mean, it's not over yet, but if this is how it ends up, it's like.. this is why everyone hates the patriots

uh oh, only up 1

yeah. defense been suspect too. idk

fun game though. it's ok, i still love football.

i too love football

come on patsies, someone make a play.

i love leodis but damn

lol @ that game

it bugs, but ill always have sb xlii- and i dont even like the giants

Fuck that ugly Oakland stadium. I know it shouldn't be a big deal, but I hate watching football with a baseball diamond still on the turf.

has golic had the gastric bypass surgery?

greeny wearing dad's suit

http://twitter.com/VeryFakeAlDavis

bills are cursed i thnk, btw

holy shit guys that pats game

those uniforms have too much silver and it's too bright. it looks like some high school kid colored in the numbers with one of those shiny silver ink pens

ah poor beefalo : (

I don't think the Chargers' powder blues are quite as powdery bluey as they used to be.

those uniforms have too much silver and it's too bright. it looks like some high school kid colored in the numbers with one of those shiny silver ink pens

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i actually like them a lot! anything over the pats/bills/REFEREES unis imo

xp yeah these seem too dark?

super chargers/raiders refs have em too. terrible. i feel bad for the refs.

best professional sports names: quentin jammer

luv the pat patriot unis even if they are blatantly meant to be worn by losers

I kind of love the old AFL ref unis. Makes football remind me of The Bozo Show (as Cookie wore similar attire, iirc).

Man, for a second there I thought the Raiders were going to score on an impressive drive. I shouldn't have worried.

like the numbers on the helmets

san. dee. AY-GO... SUPAH CHAH-JAHS!!!

too infectious to hate

guys, i hate denis leary. howie long mocks you for having a truck with a man-step, denis leary mocks you for not being a complete asshole.

however i'm a fan of DC local ads for john c flood plumbing. john c flood seems like a pretty good dude IMHO. one of his ads has an intentionally goofy little country song that's kind of off-key and plays the words onscreen with a plunger following them so you can sing along. the other one has a completely out of tune metal band who can't sing at all & are great: JOHN C FLOOD! THE ORIGINAL! JOHN C FLOOD! JOOOOHHHHHN C!!!

oh hey guys

i think i might be having an actual heart attack

suspicious chest pains

are you seriously liveblogging a heart attack?

Take an aspirin.

(horseshoe = Bills fan)

rip horseshoe up in heaven now grindin on swayze

those raider nation people know how to dress
http://i26.tinypic.com/2mfjama.jpg

um, are you old enough to have a heart attack? it's only week 1

x-post lollllllll at Jho not at Horshoe's pain. :-( to that.

lol surrounded by pats fans. congrats, guys!

bills played a great game--hope it pays off in the next couple weeks.

how long are the refs going to wear these retarded unis?