"JESUS CHRIST, BRODIE! SNAP THE FUCKING BALL!" aka WEEK THREE 2009

Washington at Detroit
Green Bay at St. Louis
San Francisco at Minnesota
Atlanta at New England
Tennessee at NY Jets
Kansas City at Philadelphia
NY Giants at Tampa Bay
Cleveland at Baltimore
Jacksonville at Houston
New Orleans at Buffalo
Chicago at Seattle
Miami at San Diego
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
Denver at Oakland
Indianapolis at Arizona
Carolina at Dallas

http://i31.tinypic.com/2dalnac.jpg

where do I sign up to become a Bills fan? shit's getting real in cleveland and the scales have fallen from my eyes

i tried to start this thread and name it *readies cyanide fruit punch in the event that the jets make the playoffs* WEEK THREE thread

kept getting an error message tho

helmet tip to cankles (r.i.p.) for this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BroKxVMsoSU

Washington at Detroit (skins)
Green Bay at St. Louis (packers)
San Francisco at Minnesota (49ers? hopefully?)
Atlanta at New England (falcons)
Tennessee at NY Jets (jets)
Kansas City at Philadelphia (iggles)
NY Giants at Tampa Bay (giants)
Cleveland at Baltimore (lol)
Jacksonville at Houston (texans)
New Orleans at Buffalo (saints)
Chicago at Seattle (bearz)
Miami at San Diego (chargers)
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati (steelers)
Denver at Oakland (raiders)
Indianapolis at Arizona (colts)
Carolina at Dallas (cowboyz)

Washington at Detroit lolWashington (although...)
Green Bay at St. Louis lolramsmaybeshutout
San Francisco at Minnesota lolMN (I am not confident abt this pick)
Atlanta at New England lolNE (I am not confident abt this pick)
Tennessee at NY Jets lolNYJ (I am not confident abt this pick)
Kansas City at Philadelphia lolPhi
NY Giants at Tampa Bay lolNYG
Cleveland at Baltimore loltimore
Jacksonville at Houston lolJax
New Orleans at Buffalo lolNO
Chicago at Seattle lolChicago
Miami at San Diego lolSD
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati lolPittsburgh
Denver at Oakland lolOakland
Indianapolis at Arizona lolIndy
Carolina at Dallas lolDallas (I am not confident abt this pick)

Washington at Detroit: skins - they're are an utterly terrible team with no playmakers on offense. campbell shouldn't be starting and portis & moss & randel-el are on the wrong side of the hill. this team needs to be blown up in a way i think but i'm not sure that's in daniel snyder's DNA which means lots of 9-7/8-8 season to come i think. that said, i'm not gonna pick the lions until they actually win a game.

Green Bay at St. Louis: pack - yall realize that i have to watch the rams every week right? also the chiefs. i end up watching whatever movie is on tnt usually. i wanna jump on the packwagon but that loss last week was fuckin embarrassing. the rams are the worst team in the nfl altho steven jackson should have a big fantasy week

San Francisco at Minnesota: minny - this one is gonna be duper close and i wouldn't be shocked if the niners won. at the very least i think they'll be able to keep it close enough to make favre a bit jumpy and pressing and they might be able to pick him off a few times and win. i'm not going to pick against a pete tho. he's really on another stratosphere right now, lebron style.

Atlanta at New England: pats - pats seem pretty fucked & disjointed right now and that defense is shaky and i love the falcs but don't see the pats losing again.

Tennessee at NY Jets: tenn - love the idea of chris johnson & leon washington in the same game. would like to see the jets try and stretch the field some after what the texans did to the titans d. could see the jets winning but i think the titans are due.

Kansas City at Philadelphia: chiefs - **upset special**. remember that haley was on a staff that beat philly twice last year, and the chiefs played the ravens super close in baltimore. i guess cassell will be playing right? and kolb was shaky last week with the ball in his hands. you heard it here first.

NY Giants at Tampa Bay: nyg - the super manning(ham)s have a lol hueg day. tampa might be second worst team in the nfl. too bad they already drafted a shitty qb from kansas state the year before one of the most qb loaded draft classes of the past 5 or 6 years. enjoy a budget jamarcus russell, fans of the bucs.

Cleveland at Baltimore: baltimore - i think the ravens are gonna have the season that the titans did last year. dominate with a great D and running game and a passing game more competent than ppl think but then lose in the playoffs. as for this game tho, watch out brady :-/

Jacksonville at Houston: houston - dunno what to think of the texans. not sure how they won last week tbh. they can't run for shit, their defense isn't great. i guess andre johnson is that good. jax looks dreadful too.

New Orleans at Buffalo: saints - this one is gonna get ugly, i'm afraid

Chicago at Seattle: bears - not really sure what to think of the bears either tbh. think they might be behind the pack & vikes in that division. they really need some playmakers on offense. hester would be a great second receiver but they really need to get someone in the draft or trade for brandon marshall or something.

Miami at San Diego: super chargers - not sure if/when the chargers will ever get over the hump. they're super frustrating. not sure how they should ever get beat. fins should keep it close but SD is probably too good.

Pittsburgh at Cincinnati: steelers - oohh lord

Denver at Oakland: raiders - raiders beatin ppl and playin ppl mad close. broncos kinda suck it seems. not sure how the raiders actually beat ppl but they do! this game will be awful tho.

Indianapolis at Arizona: cards - not sure what the deal with indy is this year. their offense is super uninspiring. they can't run the ball, but i guess dallas clark might be uncoverable? i think they'll sneak into the playoffs but i'm not sure if THE WEB SHERIFF PEYTON MANNING can Gut his way further than that. i bet the cards throw it all over them in this game.

Carolina at Dallas: cowboys - couldn't imagine being a cowboys fan tbh. seems so excruciating. romo has kind of become the new old favre with these horrible INTs. not sure they can survive games where he's throwing the ball 30+times. and those defensive backs looked awful last week cuz the giants obv don't wanna play with eli throwing the ball 38 times but he looked like brady or someone back there. that said, not sure if the fluttering delhommes have much of a shot here. kinda sad.

Washington at Detroit - skins
Green Bay at St. Louis - packers
San Francisco at Minnesota - vikes
Atlanta at New England - pats
Tennessee at NY Jets - titans
Kansas City at Philadelphia - eagles
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - gints
Cleveland at Baltimore - ravens
Jacksonville at Houston - texans
New Orleans at Buffalo - nola
Chicago at Seattle - bears
Miami at San Diego - bolts
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - stillers
Denver at Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis at Arizona - colts
Carolina at Dallas - boys

9-7 last week, 23-9 overall

i guess the eagles won the game in philly, but az won the one that "mattered"

also i wanna expand on the point about the ravens. i think they'll get the #1 seed in the afc but lose to a "hotter" team in the playoffs

chargers too injured already to get over the hump this year.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/sportsnationdal.jpg

cards over colts is compelling but i think this game sets up well for the colts--cards can't/don't run much and should be a good matchup for the colts' d.

haha that is amazing

Washington at Detroit - Winless baton has been passed. Lions in a laugher.
Green Bay at St. Louis - I think the Rams are still bad so the Packers.
San Francisco at Minnesota - Vikings romp
Atlanta at New England - Falcons have been sug banned from winning this weekend
Tennessee at NY Jets - Titans will romp
Kansas City at Philadelphia - Eagles
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - Giants
Cleveland at Baltimore - Browns
Jacksonville at Houston - JAX because they care
New Orleans at Buffalo - Man tough one for my favorite team. It will be close but it's a good question.
Chicago at Seattle - Seahawks avenge something that happened that no one pays attention to
Miami at San Diego - Football scores are getting harder to judge, but no jury will convict the Dolphins of winning
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - I hope this is a 4 o'clock start because it looks like a dandy. Palmer is the difference maker in this new found rivalry! More like Bengal Rofflesberger instead of Ben Rofflesberger amirite or amirite whatever it's a danday
Denver at Oakland - I simply do not know
Indianapolis at Arizona - Colts
Carolina at Dallas - Cowboys

The thought that I can't just pick any Detroit opponent to move on in the survival league is shaking my whole universe.

Washington at Detroit - fuck it. DETROIT. but really redskins win too because zorn gets fired within the week.
Green Bay at St. Louis - packers
San Francisco at Minnesota - niners
Atlanta at New England - pats
Tennessee at NY Jets - tenn
Kansas City at Philadelphia - chiefs
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - giants
Cleveland at Baltimore - ravens
Jacksonville at Houston - texans
New Orleans at Buffalo - saints
Chicago at Seattle - bears
Miami at San Diego - chargers
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - steelers
Denver at Oakland - broncos
Indianapolis at Arizona - cardinals
Carolina at Dallas - dallas

i was rooting for the guy for a long time, but zorn.. for real. so in over his head.

Washington at Detroit - Washington
Green Bay at St. Louis - Green Bay
San Francisco at Minnesota - Minnesota
Atlanta at New England - Atlanta
Tennessee at NY Jets - Tennessee
Kansas City at Philadelphia - Philadelphia
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - New York
Cleveland at Baltimore - Baltimore
Jacksonville at Houston - Houston
New Orleans at Buffalo - New Orleans
Chicago at Seattle - Chicago
Miami at San Diego - San Diego
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - Pittsburgh
Denver at Oakland - Oakland
Indianapolis at Arizona - Arizona
Carolina at Dallas - Dallas

Washington at Detroit - Washington's D looked pretty good in wk 1 and Stafford is probably not ready for prime time. If Wash turns the ball over it could be close.
Green Bay at St. Louis- GB is pretty helter skelter. Their D lives by takeaways, even when they won the division two years ago they gave up a bunch of yards. I'd have to think the Pack could beat the Rams, but St. Lou is pretty much a mystery team to me, I haven't watched them play in a couple of years.
San Francisco at Minnesota- Might be a decent game, but go with the known and take the Vikings.
Atlanta at New England- Hurm...I'm not sure I can take the Falcons to go into NE and beat the Pats just yet. They might make it happen and if they do, it will probably be kind of a big deal.
Tennessee at NY Jets- I would think the Titans are better than their start. I guess Jets, but I'm not sold on them. This will probably be kind of a fugly game.
Kansas City at Philadelphia- Philly ran into the buzzsaw last week. Brees and NO can put up video game numbers and I think if McNabb was at the driver seat, we could have had a classic. Thing is in those kind of games you make a couple of mistakes and you lose by 14 and not 3. KC gets down by ten early and the game is done, even with Kolb at the helm. I go Eagles.
NY Giants at Tampa Bay- Tampa by all rights seems pretty lousy. The Giants might not blow them out, but I think they should win easy.
Cleveland at Baltimore- Bmore is still solid state and Cleveland seems like a punch line. Haven't seen the Ravens play, but Flacco has put up 500 yards of passing, which is quite a bit compared to his usual numbers last year.
Jacksonville at Houston- Jville fell into a pattern. They often get really banged up playing the Colts. Looks like they brought the D game last week, but I think this will be closer. Houston bounced back after looking cruddy last week. I figure these two clubs will reach a middle ground, but the Texans should win.
New Orleans at Buffalo- Buffalo will need to slow up the Colicovision road show. I don't think it is happening, I'll take the Saints on the road (still an odd thing to say even today).
Chicago at Seattle- I'm going Bears but I always go Bears. It could be a decent game, probably won't be on TV around here.
Miami at San Diego- SD should win, but that doesn't always happen when it should.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati- I'd like to take the Bengals in an upset, but I wouldn't bet on it unless the spread looked tasty. Bengals D is getting there, but not quite there yet.
Denver at Oakland- I'm kind of hating on Denver right now, so I am going to take Oakland for #46 Todd Christensen. You have to live in the past and not use logic when dealing with the Raiders.
Indianapolis at Arizona- I hope this is a total pinball game. The Rams with Warner got good same time the Colts did with Manning and when St. Louis was at their peak, THEY NEVER PLAYED. God it could have been an epic deep passing 45-41 game. I seem to remember watching Marino and Fouts have a couple of huge games like that. I seem to remember Kenny Anderson with the Bengals hooking up with both Fouts and Marino for a big huge passing game as a little kid. So I hope for a classic open up the bomb bay doors and let em' fly old school Air Coryell type game. Screw defensive struggles in this one, I want like 12 TDs! As usual, I go for the Colts to win.

Wk 1: 12-4
Wk 2: 11-5

i think my favorite epic pinball game was that one between buffalo and san francisco in the early '90s when jim kelly and steve young both went off and the score was 34-31 or something but felt like it should have been 54-51.

week 1: 11-5
week 2: 12-4

where do I sign up to become a Bills fan?

Jesus Christ, brownie!

where do I sign up to become a Bills fan? shit's getting real in cleveland and the scales have fallen from my eyes

― brownie, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 8:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3 but you will never be able to abandon the browns, even if they move to toronto next; i know how it is. also you should pick a fun team if you're going to abandon the browns.

yay j0rdan s.!

did ade get banned again? motherfuck

i think my favorite epic pinball game was that one between buffalo and san francisco in the early '90s when jim kelly and steve young both went off and the score was 34-31 or something but felt like it should have been 54-51.

― omar little, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i remember this! bills lost iirc.

i think ade needs to come back with a new screenname and just post on ilnfl and no one on the board can speak of his existence on this board to the outside world

i will not breathe it to a soul

he needs to be our anne frank

lol

omg anne cank

loooooooool

Just saw on Twitter - this is how much Clevelanders love their team: ClevelandLeader Quinn "excited about playing against Baltimore defense"..... we''ll see how excited he is after getting planted in the turf by Ray Lewis.

why did he get banned THIS time? i will help shield him from the nazis.

i think it was a sugg ban :(

his new screenname should obv be anne cank

it's a shame that your original name can be seen otherwise I would suggest we all change our name to anne cank. HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT

let's hope he's writing a diary

It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet I keep them, because in spite of wishing u all ill I still believe that ilxors are really good at heart~~

As we head into week 3 of the NFL season I simply can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death... I think... peace and tranquillity will return again >:3

Washington at Detroit - the Lions will have their first win vs. confusing Skins
Green Bay at St. Louis - my stoner friend would always say "Green Bowl Packers? Cool"
San Francisco at Minnesota - Farve does his 6 yard pass thing, Peterson does his 200 yard thing.
Atlanta at New England - Pats'll be fired up for this one.
Tennessee at NY Jets - Tennessee can't go 0-3 can they? Titans.
Kansas City at Philadelphia - Wildcat Eagles.
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - Tampa Bay sucks now? what happened? Giants.
Cleveland at Baltimore - Yeah, Ravens.
Jacksonville at Houston - Dont know much about these teams...Texans.
New Orleans at Buffalo - Throw it to T.O., still doesn't matter. Saints
Chicago at Seattle - Chicago
Miami at San Diego - Miami looked pretty good last week.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - Upset special...Bengals.
Denver at Oakland - I select the Raiders
Indianapolis at Arizona - Colts D won't "find a way to win" this one. Cards
Carolina at Dallas - Dallas

I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything I still believe that Chinese ppl are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo.

I don't know why on God's Earth Tony Romo has been anointed a superstar in the National Football League.

-- Tony Dorsett

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4497361

uhhh so does tony dorsett not understand "the dallas cowboys"?

whatever the case may be we have an early contender for the week 4 thread title (esp. if romo melts down again.)

this is like the 5th legendary cowboy to disown tony romo is some fashion, isn't it?

Does TO count as a legendary cowboy? He should.

http://www.dorisday.net/assets/images/with-6-you-get-eggroll-film-poster.jpg

voting we add cankles memorial week 09 parenthetically to the end of thread title.

what did cankles even do to get disappeared that fast? that's not right

Nothing happened "that fast." He'd been accumulating SBs steadily as people encountered his posts, and hit the magic number.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_jeopardy

damn, right when i meet a falcons fan on here he gets tossed. he seemed so nice at the time.

i remember this! bills lost iirc.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, September 23, 2009

nope! Bills 34 49ers 31 in what is remembered as The Game Without A Punt. Believe it can be found on the internets nowadays...

amazing

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199209130sfo.htm

850+ passing yards for the game!

yeah that box score is otherworldly

another amazing part is that jerry rice just had 3 catches for 26 yds

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/michael_rosenberg/09/24/brady/tom-brady-tx2.jpg

it's really a shame that game predates the Fantasy Era

ha, somebody should figure out the point totals.

26 points scored in the second quarter!

I watched this game on Monday Night Football back in the day. It was pretty crazy.

Lynn Dickey - represent.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/198310170gnb.htm

This is the Marino/Fouts shootout that I remember seeing.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/198411180sdg.htm

Most Yards Gained, Game
554 Norm Van Brocklin, Los Angeles vs. N.Y. Yanks, Sept. 28, 1951

Somebody who knows more about the history of the game tell me this story.

Leaders assuming standard scoring, no bonuses...

QB Jim Kelly: 32
RB Thurman Thomas: 29
WR Andre Reed: 14
TE Pete Metzelaars: 23
K Steve Christie: 10

QB Steve Young: 38
RB Ricky Watters: 10
WR John Taylor: 23
TE Jamie Williams: 1
K Mike Cofer: 7

BUF D/ST: 2 LOL
SF D/ST: 4 LOL

lolfense

Oh man, that Packers-Redskins game was crazy. I was in lolcollege at the time -- four of us in the apartment were hollering and freaking out about every other play, and the fifth guy had a huge midterm the next day and was shrieking at us to keep it down so he could study.

I also seem to remember that it was kind of rainy and mushy too, so it wasn't your usual perfect night for passign.

so the giants put kenny phillips on IR http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4500922

also apparently the injury might be career threatening http://www.newsday.com/blogs/sports/glauber-s-nfl-hot-reads-1.811959/doc-phillips-situation-could-threaten-career-1.1471309

:-( :-( :-(

Sadly, I don't have the time to follow this board much these days, so I don't know if this video is old news, but I'm looking forward to seeing Drew Brees embarrass the Bills passD even more than this: http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/262/38.872/

Washington at Detroit - Detroi
Green Bay at St. Louis - Green Bowl Packers
San Francisco at Minnesota - Minnesota
Atlanta at New England - New England
Tennessee at NY Jets - Jets
Kansas City at Philadelphia - KC's woes make Vick look like a Stud
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - Giants (hopefully Brandon Jacobs gets it going)
Cleveland at Baltimore - Rayvens
Jacksonville at Houston - Houston
New Orleans at Buffalo - New Orleans, TO cries
Chicago at Seattle - Seattle, but I'm not sure why. Cutler, maybe.
Miami at San Diego - San Diego, in an angry after the Rayvens stole one from us mood.
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - Pittsburgh comes back after a loss and kicks the shit outta the Bungles.
Denver at Oakland - Denver
Indianapolis at Arizona - Colts
Carolina at Dallas - Dallas

I know I sorta showed up unannounced during the Sunday night Cowboys game...name's Sharon, I'm the sad pathetic Raiders fan. Figured I'd do away with my lurking ways and step into the light. I'm really feeling this season, lots of good matchups coming down the line and I'm just psyched to talk about football with fokes. (Ugh I sound like I just joined AA.)

Washington at Detroit - Redskins
Green Bay at St. Louis - Packers
San Francisco at Minnesota - Vikes
Atlanta at New England - Patriots, but pls Falcons win?
Tennessee at NY Jets - Jets
Kansas City at Philadelphia - Iggles
NY Giants at Tampa Bay - Giants
Cleveland at Baltimore - Ravens
Jacksonville at Houston - Texans
New Orleans at Buffalo - Saints
Chicago at Seattle - Bears
Miami at San Diego - Chargers
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati - Stillers
Denver at Oakland - Raiders. Because I'll be at the game and I hate it when we lose to Denver at home.
Indianapolis at Arizona - Colts
Carolina at Dallas - Dallas

football (especially fantasy) can be AA worthy

Most Yards Gained, Game
554 Norm Van Brocklin, Los Angeles vs. N.Y. Yanks, Sept. 28, 1951

Somebody who knows more about the history of the game tell me this story

Crazy Legs Hirsch had 1500 receiving yards that year in 12 games.

Uh guys I just got invited to a party next Friday in DC guest hosted by Terrell Owens. The Bills are playing at home against New Orleans next Sunday.

\o_O/

― C-L, Sunday, September 20, 2009 7:26 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

C-L dont think we've forgotten where is the story

I have gigantic exams next week and spent my Friday night in the library making notecards about various sorts of lymphoma.

I regret so much.

If we go 1 -- 15 again this year I say we'll totally eclipse the 2007 Dolphins squad as the best 1 -- 15 team ever.

xp that is the most ;_; ever i cant even believe it

also lol i just read dan, esq's post

miami wuz 0-2 last yr tho, right? so dont panic lil bud

Our early-season schedule is a killer.

i have a bad feeling tom brady's gonna have his big comeback game against the young falcons secondary. that or abraham eats him. just in case you missed him making jake long his bitch in week 1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1k_1GukEwo

good luck, cleveland

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4508545

they just asked strahan what he thought about that on the fox pregame show & strahan said "yeah, that's why you don't win."

ugh, this is going to be a really shitty week for games, huh

duh, it's the nfl

patriots-falcons should be good, right?

i guess if precedent holds the sunday night and monday night games should be awesome, everything else.. not so much

tenn/jets will be ok i think

could be a long day in tampa

ouch nice look titans

brady overthrowing some guys. that roughing the passer call seemed kind of bogus

i like the old oilers' uniforms

no I meant nice look with the butterfingers

ah, i'm not watching that game, just saw a game break & was like these colors are much better than usual colors.

redskins on 4th and goal once again.. STOPPED. NICE ONE ZORN

wow never seen brady miss receivers so badly. falcons giving him all fucking day back there so i wouldn't be surprised to see him heat up shortly.

iggs game over here btw:

http://www.eplsite.com/channel7.html

are the jets for real?

the jets are for fucking real, that's my word

BAL 0
CLE 6

the eplsite live comments are pretty funny. its like a room full of cankles

yea christ jets could basically not play a quarter any better

if i'm not mistaken, what has recently transpired is.. redskins stopped at 4th and goal about a half-yard from the end zone, detroit drove alllll the way downfield for a touchdown

i think campbell just tried to throw easy picks to detroit, twice, luckily it is detroit and they missed em

donald driver just had the catch of the year

Ovikins: gore pulled a testicle

holy shit desean jackson

he's so damn fast

jordan what did driver do??

think david tyree

refs in atlanta v. pats could really use a refresher course in some basics

theyve been awful

made a sick one handed catch, running down the sideline he pinned the ball against his left shoulder with only his left hand. totes dope

daaaaamn

that was incomplete wasnt it?

oh no nvm

0 1st downs 20 ttl yds for TB 1st half

loving leftwich for my I HATE THE NFL team

Haynesworth went off on a cart. :(

14 plays for 1.4 yds per play for the bucs

lol

I'm watching the Bucs/Giants game. It's actually like the Bucs came out still half-asleep. It's the most unmotivated team I'm seen show up to a game in recent memory.

i know that i complain about this every week, and i feel the pain of johnny fever for being in the tampa/jax bermuda triangle, but right now i got

fox: packers 23 rams 7
cbs: eagles 24 chiefs 7

ouch

that is irl what a disaster. do u have the red zone channel?

i'd still put my money on redskins for most unmotivated. god this is bad

edelman aka wes welker mini-me is on point. galloway has been horrible

joey galloway suckksssss

i think i'm gonna put on my homemade joel sherman mask and jerk off while i watch red sox-yankees

i mean say what you want abt jabar gaffney but at least he caught the ones he could get to

brady is not getting much help from the WRs. wow is he pissed

brady is furious

he's an ass

moss arguably should've gotten open earlier, then just now had what 3 passes dropped that could've gone for TDs

lol wide receiver depth--last incompletion was to career special teamer sam aiken.

I switched to Jax/Houston... at least there's some scoring going on in this game. And the Texans are wearing all red!

just saw driver catch--wow

whoa i did not mean to do that sorry guys

woah - I was so confused.

O_O 57 yards campbell - moss, touchdown! THIS NEVER HAPPENS

gahhhh pats redzone playcalling

Pats mojo all gone now.

idk, is it the playcalling or brady getting knocked down every other play & WRs being unreliable?

u don't run three shotgun plays on the 6 when you've been running it down their throats since the fucken game started

fox: packers 23 rams 7
cbs: eagles 24 chiefs 7

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Sunday, September 27, 2009 1:22 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark

not even getting the chiefs in st lou ;_;

get better, wes welker

This Jax/Houston game actually isn't that bad. Lots of big plays.

brady quinn benched?

houston oilers helmet is awes

Bernard Berrian is really playing like shit today.

i'm shocked

browns down 27-0, kickin a field goal

hate the way the NE/ATL announcers think goin for it on 4th and inches is somehow a questionable call, it's called playin football you cowardly bastards not chess

How the hell did the Titans get the lead.

The Rams are coming back, wtf.

the packers offensive line is fucking atrocious

john did u see the obvious hold the officials just missed?

officiating in this game is atrocious & random imo

byron leftwich's qb rating is 27.4. not sure how that is even possible.

How the hell did the Titans get the lead.

sanchez fumbled a couple times, jets couldn't get to kerry collins, but now jets are looking better.

Pats mojo all gone now.

lol not

just in the red zone.

ryan mouton do not go near the football

They've switched out of the Philly game in all markets. Bummer. :(

no, no they haven't

Oh, they have on all the feeds I've been able to tap into. Where's it still showing?

i'm still bathing in the glory of 2 yard runs by larry johnson

in missouri, don't feel envious

yeah i have titans/jets now

haha F U MANGINI

also more ugly, horrible, frustrating, penalty-ridden football out of the great city of detroit. SO BAD and still 12+ minutes of this WHY

(sorry brownie)

mangini is an incompetent & massive asshole who should be fired immediately - the fine citizens of ohio do not deserve this

Fucking Bucs... put in qb #2 and they start gaining yards. LEFTWICH YOU BASTARD!

btw NFL RedZone is brilliant

NYG are shutting out Tampa Bay, but I notice the NY markets haven't switched to a "more interesting game." Grumble, grumble.

omg anderson just got picked again

wau nice catch calvin johnson

mangini is an incompetent & massive asshole who should be fired immediately - the fine citizens of ohio do not deserve this

Totally agree. I wouldn't hire that guy to fill up the gatorade.

Vernon Davis has been amazing today.

score one for matt berry

YEAH PATS FINALLY

lol the one deep pass that worked is to a 260 pound tight end

vernon & singletary are total bros now

score not reflective of how awful atl defense has been

fred taylor's ypc is reflective enough

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awww <3

Greatest day of their lives?

It could still be a heartbreaker :/

MY GOD THE BROWNS MY GOD YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME

kerry collins ugh

who is the best team on lake erie?

THE WINLESS BATON HAS BEEN PASSED

the Bills are now lake Eries last hope

NOW DRUNK

it's a sad day in washington

there are now 12 players in the NFL named Nate Washington fyi

we're gonna need to send a search and rescue team for brownie

HOTT unis in the Titans/Jets matchup

I am here! AND A BEER RUN HAS BEEN MADE. Talk to you bitches in 2012.

skins have scored

fuckin a lions/skins bonus coverage!

J-E-T-S

uhh maybe not matt stafford on a bootleg guys

fuckin a lions/skins bonus coverage!

fuck yeah

there are going to be ppl throwing themselves off the upper deck if the lions lose this game

browns ran a QB sneak on first down at midfield such is the depth of depravity this fallen team has sunk

I'm going to jump out of the window if detroit loses, fortunately I'm on the ground floor

oh shit vikings

blah brett favre

i'm going to look out my window and see if anyone jumps out of these two apartment buildings when the redskins lose

no shit vikings

rip washington redskins 1932-2009

LIONS!

JPosnanski Chiefs have won two of last 28. Detroit over same time -- with victory today - have won three of last 28, including W over KC.

can we get an animatef.gif of that toolbar doing the swim at the vikings game?

favre O_O

dan snyder should fire everyone

himself!

so after this week we can't possibly debate who the worst afc and nfc coach is right?

rip washington redskins 1932-2009

otm

where do i watch games online illegally

;_;

maybe i'll take a walk around the neighborhood and see how peoples are coping with this thing.

what game are you looking for?

dolphins - i found it tho, <3 justin.tv - streaming from skysports - a british person is talking about american football - O_O the internet

Poor Fins... marched down the field on a 93 yard drive and then fumbled it through the back of the endzone for a touchback. *facepalm*

<3 BUF fake field goal, moorman to denney for 7

i know, right???

hell I'm still giddy from the occasional 3rd down conversion

okay 275-pound ryan denney leaping into stands for lovin': Cuet Play of the Day

pats won, just got back from a beer run, chatted abt metal with the cashier, been a good day tbh

justin.tv
ustream.tv
http://atdhe.net/index.html

BRITISH PEOPLE

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I wish I had JaMarcus Russell in the I Hate NFL fantasy league. :(

xpost lol wat?

fantasy football is explained to british ppl

the british have ruled that darren sproles is not an every down back and that michael bennett should be playing more since he went to the pro bowl in 2006 - sorry, residents of san diego

lol

wau what?!

goddamn roscoe :(

oh, buffalo

guys, even the british studio analysts are shitting on mangini! it's basically like *grips cup of tea with pinky extended and assumes a suffocating air of self-loathing* "you can't charge someone $7,000 for a $3 bottle of water! those players will not play for him!"

in other news, whoever is doing the chargers-dolphins game for cbs just awkwardly called vincent jackson "the chargers biggest ball threat"

Dick Enberg.

Mixed emotions about being allowed to watch the Chargers play. :/

Also, if anyone ever again calls the Chargers the deepest team in the league, please shoot them. They have an all-pro caliber player at every position!

Last sentence shoulda been in quotes.

where is this britishes commentary NFL channel?

"skysports" - it's what the justin.tv dude was streaming from - it's still the CBS feed but whenever CBS goes to a commercial they go to a britisher studio for some analyses on the nfl

JPosnanski Chiefs have won two of last 28. Detroit over same time -- with victory today - have won three of last 28, including W over KC.

Lions on verge of a major breakthrough, I can feel it.

jesus chad henne is awful

yep

holy crap, pittsburgh. i was like, it's time to make a decision and stick with it and just watch one game, so i picked saints/bills, and WAHT.

BENGAL PRIDE

that was a really spectacular unraveling at the end, even by Bills standards. i think the last nine snaps to Trent Edwards were basically rolled to him. also, i basically like all the saints with the exception of reggie bush better than all the bills right now. >:[

wow what the hell happened to the steelers

THEY GOT BENGALLED

Everytime I switched over to the Lake Erie Bills the Saints had put points on the board. I never saw the Saints score a point.

jesus chad henne is awful

Ugh. Not watching. How bad is he?

he looked bad

i mean, he was playing from behind in the last quarter. he would be better over a full game.

those houston all-red uniforms are hideous. i don't know why i hate them so much but they're like.. grown men should not be wearing those, level of hideous

yeah they look really really bad

CUTLER

HARLAN WILLIAMS COMES THROUGH AGAIN

o_0 at this from ESPN's wrap-up of the Dolphins/Chargers game:

The Chargers (2-1) are above .500 in the regular season for the first time since the end of 2007. The Dolphins are 0-3 for the third time in six seasons.

More surprised about the Chargers.

While we are quietly laying the groundwork to eventually challenge Detroit's reign of futility.

rodney harrison/tony dungy conversations every week.. i appreciate. olbermann is like "wtf is wrong with the redskins" and harrison flat-out says campbell should be a backup QB, dungy is trying to be diplomatic saying they have organizational issues, costas says snyder is playing fantasy football (i know right?! ask anyone in DC good grief)

harrison says running the wildcat offense with vick is a gimmick and vick isn't suited for what they're doing. olbermann asks, so why did michael vick seem so excited about getting a few reps? harrison: "well, he spent 18 months in prison!"

um, question for the vikings fans.. what happens when favre's arm falls off by week 13?

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Aww, I forgot about the shot of Fitzgerald at the Superbowl saying "no no no."

Makes me so sad. :(

Early on, I mostly watched the Giants/Bucs. The Bucs are bad, really bad. Leftwich looked terrible. They couldn't run the ball. Their special teams were poor with the long snapper twice almost throwing a hike to the punter away. Their defense looks confused at times not really knowing what was going on. The thing that caught me was how many blue jerseys were in the crowd at Tampa.

Steelers loss was a bit like Miami against the Colts last week. Pittsburgh dominated the first half controlling the ball, but they didn't get a whole lot of points out of it. Cincy didn't have a first down till right near the end of the 2nd quarter. Roffles made the mistake on the INT right at the start of the second and it was a game. Cincy's D would lock down a bit when needed. Cedric Benson again showed a flash of speed that the guy had none of when in Chicago.

The Bucs are bad, really bad

Remember after the Bucs won the Super Bowl? People were writing about how they might be a dynasty, since they had all these awesome young players locked-up for long-term contracts.

What happened to them?

The Bucs got old. The deep core of that defense was vets when they won. I just don't think anyone has had an idea what kind of offense they want to run down there. They had a bit of bad luck, as Cadillac Williams got hurt and was never the same. That dude looked pretty good before he got hurt.

Still haven't seen the Ravens play, but Joe Flacco put up another 342 yards in the air. I swear the dude has thrown for more yards in 3 games than the Ravens would in 8 a few years back.

Flacco is another guy who has flown under-my-radar. Hadn't heard much about him, and it seems like all-of-a-sudden he's a Top 5 quarterback.

OH MY GOD <3 U LIONS 4 EVER

flacco is awesome--love that dude.

i was in a Vikings-Saints bar (!!!!) for the first game. I swear this is a place that exists and it is terrifying.

hahahaha wow

wait, a bar that is for BOTH vikings and saints? that makes no sense

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i know! a friend of mine who is a Saints fan and just showed up, without me asking him to come, told me that the Vikings fans have a habit of blowing their dumb Vikings horns at the Saints fans and taunting them? What IS that? they're not even rivals! this would be like having a giants-cardinals bar or something.

i can only imagine what happens when they play each other....

every 5 years or whatever, there is intense bloodshed.

well, this means one day when i move to the south, i can open a redskins-patriots bar right? wait maybe there is a city that already has one, i'll just move there

now that we know this saints-vikings bar exists, literally anything is possible. i had no idea until today that vikings fans were the type of people who screamed "break his leg" every play.

all the vikings fans i know, on this board and in real life, are so polite and charming! i've never even heard someone cheering "break his leg" at an eagles bar!

i'm seriously thinking of moving to Charleston, can we start a bar there?

can it be a browns/pats/redskins/giants/eagles bar just so we're guaranteed one shitshow every week?

which charleston? sure

hey, the FLYING DAWKINS bar could happen

would invest or at worst be the janitor

Meanwhile, we are totally gonna get the No. 1 pick in next year's draft. It's going to be so sweet.

charleston SC

no daniel, you haven't seen the browns

at least the browns scored some points today, unlike some other teams i can name and couldn't even keep watching despite the fact they were PLAYING MY TEAM.

this current game doesn't look like it will be...good. shouldn't this be 23-20 by now?

both teams are flat as hell

I think I'm going to bring my ipod to the next Raider game. After a year I forgot how awful it is to sit in the stands when we're losing. And BOY did we lose. :(

i got some friends from my hometown thinking about charleston sc too. is it weird? seriously i need to move out of dc, i just can't decide where. (i <3 nyc but would kind of like to live somewhere cheap for a bit and save some money.)

this game
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j. russell 12 21 61 0 2

yep, that sounds about right

seriously how long can this charade continue?

they will be chanting for Charlie Frye at the next homegame, I guarantee it.

They used to chant for Tuiasasopo when Kerry Collins was our resident facepalm

i don't know anything about Charleston other than the fact there's no chance of them getting an NFL franchise coached by Romeo Mangini and you can die in peace

ZOMG CHARLIE FRYE NO

xpost

yep. backup QB. witnessed it with my binoculars.

god, in cleveland they used dress up like french fries when charlie played

i hope this pic works

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^_"

LOL

Raider fans just get bitter and twisted after the first 3 and out and start booing. and then it deteriorates from there. if there's no skulls involved, they won't dress up

sweet catch!

yeah that was beautiful. i liked how he held it up with his one hand at the end.

not that he only has one hand

i would seriously take a one handed reggie wayne over the two handed abysmatics that play for the browns

or amputee Raider receivers / short-circuited robot quarterback

first downs are cool

i bet reggie wayne, with his one hand, could snap the ball better than the bills' center

I like watching touchdowns. It makes me nostalgic

hs, does Dick Jauron always wear sunglasses?

Dallas Clark must turn invisible when he has the ball. It's the only explanation for how he doesn't get touched.

no, brownie, i think he wore them this week to hide the stricken, t.o. is going to fire me, look in his eyes

vinatieri saved by television

makes sense
xpost

every time they showed the score of the ravens-browns game i winced in solidarity, btw

SAVED BY TEEEVEEE

ugh i hate myself for singing the saved by zero song, on the internet.

aw peyton looks happy

i'm behind everyone and didn't realize it, apparently someone paused the tv briefly. holy shit @ cardinals, y'all are shitting the bed suddenly.

iirc this is how they looked for large portions of last year

yes, "suddenly" is kind of sarcastic there.

i'm actually infuriated that the cards are on national television after my couple years in blackout hell living in Phoenix.

just not the football cardinals' day

That was a crazy play. Warner got clobbered.

wow that dude got denied at the goal line, great pass and great coverage (i think i'm still behind btw)

OH NOW I SEE THE CRAZY PLAY

lol hope u are caught up w/us now

This game = boring.

I was hoping for more Sunday night excitement vis Cowboys Giants. but yeah this game is kinda zzzz

now i'm thinking about Charlie Frye, except when I think of him I think of Charlie Pride instead. Because their names sound the same. I think it's for the best.

i switched to king of the hill & will soon watch "the insider"

i am caught up! fast-forwarded thru some halftime action. got "live" in time for the rex ryan interview. why is everyone acting like it's a dropping-the-monocle-from-shock situation that nfl players and coaches think their own teams are really cool and awesome and say they are going to win, exactly? i mean unless you are literally the lions you are supposed to smack-talk like that.

btw

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"REX RYAN HOW DARE YOU THINK YOUR TEAM CAN BEAT THE PATRIOTS! DON'T YOU THINK IT IS CRAZY YOUR PLAYERS SAY THEY ARE A GOOD TEAM? ANSWER FOR YOURSELF, UPSTART!"

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Kiss an angel good morning and love her like the devil when you get back home.

LOL

if romeo crennel is gonna get fired the least the nfl could do is replace him with a fatass as purely huggable as he was. right now we have rex ryan & tom cable. blech.

absence of romeo will leave major cuteness vaccuum in NFL coaching, for sure

I like Rex Ryan. The dude is a throwback to fat mean as shit head coaches getting away from that wirey model that Shanahan started.

Rex Ryan is like the love child between Buddy Ryan and Bill Parcells.

but he's not "Cute"

i think they need to just move hightower to WR cause he can't run the ball for shit

That is true.

there is no way that a person whose definition is "love child of buddy ryan and bill parcells" could ever be cute, even ironically.

I'm not sure Rex (or Rob for that matter) was even 'cute' as a child. He came out greyhaired and cranky, I'm sure of it.

the ultimate denouement of the "wiry coach" fad is norv turner still existing in the nfl, with his face that looks like he took a tiny little peek at the ark of the covenant.

I like Rex Ryan. The dude is a throwback to fat mean as shit head coaches getting away from that wirey model that Shanahan started.

loooool never really considered this trend, but i completely agree!

that coors light commercial makes me miss romeo crennel; eric mangini is the antithesis of cute

loooool schef

i think they need to just move hightower to WR cause he can't run the ball for shit

― call all destroyer, Sunday, September 27, 2009 9:12 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm except they have excess receivers so they should trade him for like a 5th round pick or whatever ppl get traded for in the nfl

more grouchy oldschool coaches = yes

lol Norv seeing the Ark of the covenant!! OTM

they should try to trade him to the vikes, they usually will trade their entire team plus 30 draft picks for a shitty running back, is what i've heard, and say all the time to torture my bf?

The dude is Buddy Ryan's son.

"Gawwwd damnit Rex, you missed your assignment washing the car. Jezzzus chrisst look at that shitty wax job."

NO I'M NOT DRIVING YOU TO SCHOOL YOU PUSSY! YOU'LL WALK LIKE A GODDAMN MAN. BUDDY RYAN IS NOT RAISING WOMEN.

Wonder what Mrs Ryan is like...

Ma Barker? Or June Cleaver?

Dude, loving the Rayvens. Flacco continuing to show up, albeit against two crap teams and a decimated third; Ray Rice scoring his first pro TD; Willis McGahee scoring TWO; and the Defense actually doing what they're supposed to be doing (again, against a crap team).

And Mangina. The Boy Genius. The Wunderkind. HORRIBLE.

And Brady Quinn was done BEFORE his Myoplex shake today.

i...thought she was parcells...

There is also the young well dressed coach trend.

Pros - Mike Tomlin
Cons (the failed suit dudes) - Mike Noland, Jack Del Rio (who is a bit too sweaty for a suit)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/02/03/sports/03ryan.1.600.jpg

Jack Del Rio looks like a WWE wrestler wearing street clothes. Everything fits strangely on him.

Mike Tomlin. Now that's a guy who can wear....things

if you go to nbc's website and watch the game there, you can change camera angles and shit like that - but it'll insert random ads IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME and also no ads during actual commercial breaks? just sideline shots of peyton manning, with complete silence cos they cut the announcer mics. it's really weird and surreal.

and yes, this game is THAT BORING.

Chuckie is like the unholy combination of well-dressed Tomlin and oldschool grizzly Buddy Ryan. His grizzly's all on the inside.

I am listening to the game in the other room and haven't been moved to leave my seat yet

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http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/mike-tomlin.jpg
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Then there is a the sloppy coach, led by the dark magus Belichick.

Did anyone catch the outfit that Jeff Fisher had on today?

Dude looked like he was dressed to watch the game on his couch.

guys, i think the cards fan from the az republic website with the exploding cardinals gifs has stopped doing this thing this year :(

http://s.azcentral.com/home/File-/picture/46236/1/0/258/1024/

best i could do

lol @ bitchy peyton sideline cam when he raised his eyebrows at warner's throw

xpost that's almost python-esque (as in monty) LOL! I likey!

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Yeah...I got some dark secrets.

I will say Rex Ryan is better looking than his bro. Which doesn't give him much except for: clean shaven, doesn't look like a dumpster diver

that belichick photo makes me want to burn all my hoodies

HAI GUYZ BROWN RAN FOR --- zzzzz

haha wtf arizona

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quite possibly the handsomest coach in football
and I don't enjoy saying that

(vis him being a Stiller)...but he seems a fine, FINE coach

sidenote: can I say how much I DESPISE the inflatable coach headsets that certain fans wear to games? I don't know why. But I hate them.

huh what are these?

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quite possibly the handsomest coach in football

nobody else really comes close?

I can't think of anyone else.

mentally running through team coaches, now all I see is Mike Tomlin

haha me too

WAIT

I have a weird crush on Lovie Smith

Though I think that's his accent more than anything.

wow i didn't know about inflatable headsets that is all kinds of retarded

yeah. they SUCK.

LOL at McDaniels 'coach' photo on ESPNdotcom

http://a.espncdn.com/i/nfl/profiles/coaches/30073.jpg

he looks like a robot mannequin

oh there is jim zorn

At least for a couple of more weeks.

wait we're forgetting Tom Coughlin.

Ladies?

actually Todd Haley's kind of cute in a sweary kind of way

http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0807/nfl.giants.training.camp/images/tom-coughlin.jpg

Most people did not realize that Tom Coughlin was very new agey and liked to practice tai chi.

so he's like the NFL's Phil Jackson? Hurm.

lol at Eli's face in the background

LEFT
No. Wait.
LEFT

somehow the fourth quarter of this game seems longer than the first three put together

You guys always get the best pictures.

how is this game still happening

longest game in history of world. surely the game clock is wrong

love how al and cris try to say, whoa now well maybe AZ will score 21 points and catch up

NOT TODAY BOYZZZZZZ

also lol that picture of Coughlin: at first I thought he was skipping

ok here they were like GRUDEN. we are doing a promo FOR TELEVISION. why did you not bring a jacket?! can someone here lend him a jacket for crying out loud

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i feel the same way. there are five more minutes of this game.

lol at Gruden's jacket. he borrowed it from his Dad? crikey.

http://aliyasking.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tomlin.jpg

WHY U BRAKE HEART

also is Chuckie wearing the tshirt he slept in under that jacket? it looks kind of stretched and off color

stole jacket from funeral parlor on the way in

<3 tomlin

isn't there a car chase happening somewhere DEAR LORD SUPER CARDINALS. now i know why i hated them so much at the end of last season despite larry fitzgerald. that new england game. they just. didn't. care.

i think gruden is at the stage where they should just let him wear whatever he wants. they let bobby knight go jacketless.

DID THIS GAME SLIP INTO A WORMHOLE? WTF??? there's two WHOLE minutes left still. AGH.

xpost Agreed. Maybe Gruden is trying to prove that point by wearing suit fitted for much taller 80's mannequin.

Alas, he was once the "It-Coach" of the league.

OH HAI 70's JIM ZORN

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This is what ESPN would get if they let Chucky just pick his outfit.

Yeah. Maybe stick to the suit.

Check out 70's Jim Zorn in jeans:

http://nothingfancy1.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/largentandzorn.jpg

Maybe just let Chuckie wear sweats and shoot him from the neck up.

31-10 and it wasn't even that close.

You did get over 700 yards of passing...just wasn't too even.

LOL of that picture of Zorn and Largent...they look like they should be on the cast of the Waltons.

But they could have got 31-10 in half the time and given me at least 2 hours of my life back

xpost Waltons! LOL. HAI WE ARE REGULAR GUYS

Good night Johnboy.

dunno if you guys talked bout this already but favre running 30 yds downfield to block for his receiver was awesome

he really loves the game so much

kyle boller threw a block downfield for steven jackson today and no one on tv was jerking off to that one

yellow card

for favre

kyle boller threw a block downfield for steven jackson today and no one on tv was jerking off to that one

― truth bomber ginsburg (J0rdan S.), Monday, September 28, 2009 12:40 AM (32 seconds ago)

was it anything like favre's? srs qn

idk i haven't seen favre's but it was a block either way

favre's was literally like, throw a bullet 20 yds downfield, all-out sprint to make an awesome meaningless block

daria i didnt know u were a mod!

k3v i cannot tell if this whole exchange is sarcastic or not

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L-R: kevin, cad, daria

i'm not the mod of anything! i just reacted. favre is on the espn now as they replay GREAT MOMENTS OF FAVRE from packers games or something ;_; can't they start talking about peyton at least

dunno if you guys talked bout this already but favre running 30 yds downfield to block for his receiver was awesome

I was shocked that he caught up to the play.

As it turns out, sitting in front of a computer at 1AM on a Sunday night and seeing Pierre Thomas' smiling face pop up in the Gamecast window is actually pretty enjoyable.

RIP Cleveland Browns 1999-2009

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RIP

mangini's gonna be gone before the season is out, i feel it in my bones.

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that...thing is the most important thing i've ever seen, i'm fairly certain.

you can thank cankles (r.i.p.) for those

rip dolphins 2009 season :(

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4512011

whoa, lolcat not gonna work so well without a qb.
garcia's signed on with the eagles, right?

tip: now is the perfect time to buy low on brady quinn

garcia's signed on with the eagles, right?

Yeah, but with Kolb playing so well and Vick activated, I could see them letting Garcia go once McNabb is healthy.

that hit didn't even look that bad. rip chad pennington

what would miami give the browns? ronnie's untouchable, presumably?

garcia feels like a really good fit to me.

draft picks yo

the browns could give miami a brown bag full of cash to take him?

Apparently the Dolphins are set on Henne as the starter, so it would have to be someone willing to be a backup.

they're fuckin crazy or have already decided to punt on making the playoffs then

i guess by giving henne the games they at least know for sure by the end of the season whether they need to draft a qb, no regrets.

I just discovered that Javon Walker is currently on the Raiders' scout team.

despite his washout, i feel sorry for javon walker over:

http://deadspin.com/225391/javon-walkers-bloody-shirt

I just read that. And yet we let Hayward-Bey, aka CLUBS FOR HANDS play with currently only 1 reception to his name (18yards). I know he was our big ticket draft pick (lol) but we paid some bones for Walker too, and at least we know HE can catch a ball.

ack.

TO is mad at Rodney Harrison, so he's making fun of the Rodney for using HGH: http://twitter.com/terrellowens

Catching the ball isn't really a big problem for any Raiders receiver, because no ball comes within ten feet of their hands. That's the real problem.

Well, there is that. Or when they do catch, they fumble. Or when we do complete a pass, it's to the other team. Or any manner of possible ways that we seem to be able to stink up the joint so well.

Or when they are supposed to run a route, they don't run the route. Or they fall down.

monday night countdown's "soundtracks" makes tony romo seem like a pretty uninspiring dude

i have the sound off but i cant even look at matt millen god go do ufl coverage

I never picked a team up there for tonight, I'll take the Cowboys to win at home. No good reason, I don't think either of these clubs are that great.

omg gruden, "steve smith reminds me of freddy kruger, the horror creature." actual lols

these teams pretty much blow

yeah this is boring so far

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I just got home to check the score...0-0 in the second quarter. Oh joy. Another ZZZZZ fest.

oh jake

guys, jake delhomme :(

wtf off a nasty 20 yd run!@ way 2 manage the game delhomo

JAKE. DELHOMME.

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Jake Delhomme in happier times.

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MNF: MONDAY NIGHT FACEPALM

Also: lololol at Jethro/Jake

HATCAT!!!

I am studying instead of watching this game but if there were actual Hatcat on the Terrordome-O-Vision I would be running home right now.

jon beason has made every tackle so far i think

so was that tackle explosive or what?

lol @ these teams

tony romo's like the kid who coasted through high school getting good grades and then gets to college and finds out that his skills just aren't playing anymore and instead of studying, gets all wide-eyed and quiet and nervous in class and never does his work. also he parties all the time.

hay QB1 Jason Street (Friday Night Lights) sitting in the front row! You could put him in and run some explosive plays, huh Wade? Whaddya Say Jerry?

LOL @ them continually reminding gruden that delhomme kept beating his team. at 8 when previewing the game they were like we're glad carolina won vs tampa bay, that's how we got you here!

I also like how Gruden said that he saw #95 holding #92's shirt from up in the booth.

HAY EVERYBODY! JETHRO DONE THROWED A TOUCHDOWN!

lol @ the cowboys!! your cb got beaten on a fly route by a tight end!

okay Gruden/Jaws, simmer down. it's one touchdown. they're not in the superbowl yet.

sethmeyers21 "Jake Delhomme leads the league in grit." Thanks Jon Gruden. He also leads the league in grinterceptions.

tony lolmo

Panthers looked almost like a regular normal team in that 2minute drill, granted. But historically our dude throws like a rotary clothesline in a strong wind.

Lolmo anticipating receivers by throwing ball straight into endzone.

LOUISIANA LIGHTNING

hay QB1 Jason Street (Friday Night Lights) sitting in the front row!

i know! i love this actor i hope he's not a cowboys fan ;_;

guys jake delhomme looked so happy!!!

lol my first thought about Jason Street being there was, "Well of course he's at the Cowboys game, he's from Texas." Because he is no longer an actor, he is a REAL PERSON

"Jake Delhomme leads the league in grit."

i don't need this from you, chuckie

lol its so close to favre leads the league is smiles that its beautiful

is = in

LOL cowboys pwned! (I have no life; hence, watching this game in its entirety.)

jake delhomme leads the league in accents <3

Tony Romo leads the league in dimples

cowcat for touchdown

Say this one over and over in an accent like Justin Wilson...
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Jake Delomme to Pierre Garcon in the New Orleans Superdome

Next: John Gruden declares he likes Tony Romo so much, goshdarnit he'll marry the kid if Jessica turns him down.

wow, that was some play calling there dallas.

lol the were throwing awful wide receiver fades to someone who isn't even a wide receiver!

pee-yew. not so much caring who wins as to who will stink Jerry's palace up worse.

kinda hoping for Cowboys going 0-2 in the terrordome.

GOD the panthers suck. one of the most boring, one-dimensional offenses in football

oh, jake ;_;

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Does anyone have Vinny Testaverde's number?

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i mean they can't continue this way can they?

is it really.. i mean, what was steve smith doing on that play?

17 J. Delhomme

3 M. Moore

11 A. Feeley

that was 100% smith's fault but it's still fun to blame it on poor jake

it was a miscommunication we dont know whose fault it was

I was actually wondering a day or so ago if AJ Feeley was still on a roster. Question answered.

QB throws the ball, QB gets the INT. They get the money so they get the blame.

i agree it was likely smith's fault fwiw

mcnabb's probably at home marveling @ this clock management

Oh alot of INTs in set passes are the wideouts fault, but that is the breaks. If it was 1 bad INT that would be something, but Delhomme is stone cold. Muhammad also cost them a bunch of yards with a couple of ill timed penalties tonight.

Funny thing is that they totally blamed the Carolina offense breaking down on Dan Henning a couple of years back and then he went to Miami and implemented the wildcat.

I think Carolina's problem is that they get pretty much bupkus out of their backs in the passing game. You got a guy that can break plays and they are not getting him the ball in screens and stuff. They don't use the short stuff too well at all and everything is being forced into the wideouts. At least that is what I am seeing.

jake

it's just a very vanilla offense. but there's also a talent issue--they have two dynamic backs and one elite receiver, but get nothing from the other receivers or the tight end. add an erratic qb and a line that can't pass block and the problems multiply fast.

bite down on the cyanide pill now boys

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You don't have a TE, get the ball to the backs. They need to do some stuff like the Eagles do with Westbrook.

Tony Romo; "We didn't make as many mistakes"....AS JAKE DID

ugh someone please defeat the Broncos so I can stop hearing the words 'the UNDEFEATED denver broncos'

they have two dynamic backs and one elite receiver, but get nothing from the other receivers or the tight end

TE rosario was their leading receiver for yardage on the night and caught their only TD?

xpost lol raiderfan

ugh someone please defeat the Broncos so I can stop hearing the words 'the UNDEFEATED denver broncos'

Their schedule gets a lot tougher from here on out, but they still get to play the Chiefs twice, the Raiders again, a beat up Chargers team twice, the Redskins... they've got a good chance to win a lot of games.

TE rosario was their leading receiver for yardage on the night and caught their only TD?

It's not like he does that on a regular basis though.

37-11 on the year, 13-3 for the week

Obviously on steroids.

eh, fuckin cowboys

Their schedule gets a lot tougher from here on out, but they still get to play the Chiefs twice, the Raiders again, a beat up Chargers team twice, the Redskins... they've got a good chance to win a lot of games.

[sarcastic font] Oh good, I'm glad the Broncos can finally catch a break [/sarcastic font]

May I propose a separate league where the sucking teams just play each other? Oh wait. We had that til the Broncos started freaking WINNING games. It's the AFC West.

Chad Pennington out for the year.

My hopes for another perfect season remain alive.

steve smith admits that, for no particular reason other than that he got impatient, he changed his route on that final int

So I guess he wasn't kidding when he said he didn't like JD as a QB?

Is it just me or is Steve Smith kind of a douche.

he's insane but generally speaking he backs it up.

panthers look bored tbh. i wonder if this is a coaching issue.

they just don't seem cohesive at all. if anything their good/great players just make the bad ones stand out more.

let's stfu about smith "backing it up" these days - the panthers' receivers have hands of wood every time i've seen them lately. i'm with gruden 100% last night: delhomme's shitty play isn't entirely, or necessarily mostly, his fault. there was a time i'd be like, sure, steve smith is a raging asshole (who seems to fly under the radar of sports writers who love to handwring about destructive WRs, somehow?), but he can catch but hell no, not on his performances starting late last season. if he's admitting he's doing this on PURPOSE then dude is fucked.

thigpen looks like a decent pick up by miami, i guess? people seem to think he is someone a team has a chance with.

thigpen had a little success playing what was basically a college offense with KC. iirc i saw a stat about his effectiveness drastically going down as the game progressed. i'm not even really sure if he's a caretaker qb.

The first time he played he was as bad as any QB I've ever seen, but he actually had some nice games at the helm of a very bad team last year once he settled in.

yeah the last time i saw him he didnt look great, but he didnt look clearly over his head either. not much worse than cassel now imo.