"We made that quarterback look like Dan Marino" WEEK SIX 2009

Houston at Cincinnati - Close game, but I think the Bengals pull yet another Q4 surprise.
Detroit at Green Bay - Green Bay wins, but Rogers can't torch the Lion secondary from his back.
Baltimore at Minnesota - The only reason I'm picking the Vikes here is because they're magical.
NY Giants at New Orleans - I like the Saints at home, especially now that they have a defense worth a damn.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Browns have benched Quinn and traded Edwards, who the hell is left?
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Bucs squeak out their first win at home.
Kansas City at Washington - Chefs squeak out their first win on the road.
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Jags were embarrassed in Seattle, and the Rams will be easy prey.
Arizona at Seattle - The Fitzgerald machine looks warmed up and ready to go, finally.
Philadelphia at Oakland - This might be the last week we see Jamarcus Russell, if he even makes it to Sunday.
Tennessee at New England - Titans drop to 0-6, sad.
Buffalo at NY Jets - An angry defense looking for an easy mark. Sorry, Trent.
Chicago at Atlanta - Falcons at home, but not by much.
Denver at San Diego - It's MNF, so who knows. I like the Broncos to beat divisional competitors, though.

Dismal 8-6 last week, 55-21 over all.

Houston at Cincinnati - I think Cincy is bound to have a setback game, but I don't think it will be outdoors in Cincy against a mediocre dome team.
Detroit at Green Bay - Detroit is a pretty good first-half team, but not very good in the second half.
Baltimore at Minnesota - Minny has barely defeated two mid-grade teams and whooped some bad teams. Balmer.
NY Giants at New Orleans - Bet the home team when you aren't sure. Also, maybe Eli is kinda injured or something.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - C'mon
Carolina at Tampa Bay - I was surprised to find out Josh Johnson is a black dude from Oakland.
Kansas City at Washington - It is unbelievable how many times I've picked the Redskins to win games, and yet here I am doing it again.
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Pretty sure I'd pick STL to lose no matter who they were playing, home or road. Even Raiders.
Arizona at Seattle - Boise Baboons on a winning strake.
Philadelphia at Oakland - Hey guys, Oakland is terrible.
Tennessee at New England - If they had a healthy secondary I might go Tenn, but they don't.
Buffalo at NY Jets - Tempted to pick Buffalo here.
Chicago at Atlanta - Hunch.
Denver at San Diego - Coming off a bye, at home ... if they don't win I will be all hara-kiri.

Don't feel like charting my pathetic progress anymore.

Dr. Fever is right, except Washington and Baltimore win their games.

So interested to see the Miami v. New Orleans game next week. I figure the Saints will kill us, but I thought the same about the Jets.

i was also 8-6 last week and 54-22 on the year.

Houston at Cincinnati* - feeling the bengals so far, though they're really lucky
Detroit at Green Bay* - detroit's had their win for the season
Baltimore at Minnesota* - i don't like the ravens after the last couple of weeks
NY Giants at New Orleans* - nawlins' D might be just enough
Cleveland at Pittsburgh* - after their epic battle last week, a comedown for cleveland
Carolina at Tampa Bay* - tampa's gonna steal this one
Kansas City at Washington* - almost went with KC, but their running game looks so bad i just can't
St. Louis at Jacksonville* - st louis is the worst team on the planet imo
Arizona* at Seattle - don't see seattle throwing up 41 pts again
Philadelphia* at Oakland - easy pickins
Tennessee at New England* - poor jeff fisher...i think they should run EY out there
Buffalo at NY Jets* - rex ryan will murder buffalo by himself
Chicago* at Atlanta - great matchup i think. i'm feeling chicago despite atl's homefield
Denver* at San Diego - san diego is worse than we think tbh

*shits on rex ryan's face*

Buffalo at NY Jets - Tempted to pick Buffalo here.

looool that's insane but <3

i think the Bills should consider how happy it would make J0rdan, though

looool that's insane but <3

I just feel like that offense has too many good players to not randomly have an amazing game every once in awhile.

after Ralph Wilson's induction into HOF I was so ready for the Bills to go all BUFFFFFFALOOOOO BIIIIILLLS on everyone...still hoping for their late breakaway season...

Bills might be awesome with a decent o-line but man Edwards Scissorarm is just not cutting it (lol)

Science needs to get involved here and clone a young Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas.

Also, re-posting this for posterity

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Houston at Cincinnati - Houston will pass like the wind against a terrible Bengals 2ndary
Detroit at Green Bay - Detroit
Baltimore at Minnesota - Favres
NY Giants at New Orleans- Giants cream them
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - replayed a 1980 game on ActionPC football and it was 35-34 Browns loss. Can't see this happening this week. Browns win.
Carolina at Tampa Bay - reeling Panthers get bumped to the UFL
Kansas City at Washington - Wahington will romp and trounce. Rompce
St. Louis at Jacksonville - JAX
Arizona at Seattle - these two team are weird. Seattle, tho, is weird like a fox.
Philadelphia at Oakland - 1980 Super Bowl rematch. If Plunkett starts the Raiders might have a chance
Tennessee at New England - Tenessee is a strange team. Weirder than Seattle but can't harness it for good.
Buffalo at NY Jets - Mangini built up a great team in NY and now his genius is being heard loud and clear but the world won't listen.
Chicago at Atlanta - Buttler will win this and needs to resurrect the sugar huddle
Denver at San Diego - Denvers coach went to my alma mater.

xp loooool i somehow missed that^

Carolina at Tampa Bay - reeling Panthers get bumped to the UFL

haahah really hope so tbh

Their uniforms would fit in pretty well with some tweaks.

it would be a seamless transition

Science needs to get involved here and clone a young Jim Kelly and Thurman Thomas.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 4:13 PM

it wouldn't help :_:

this team needs Kent Hull, House Ballard, and Jim Ritcher.

8-6 last week :(
53-23 on the year

Houston at Cincinnati - CIN
Detroit at Green Bay - GB
Baltimore at Minnesota - Bmore
NY Giants at New Orleans - NYG (homer wishpick and not one made of confidence I have no prob w/ NO winning tho. I think NYG wins ToP battle and the game)
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - PB
Carolina at Tampa Bay - CAR
Kansas City at Washington - WAS
St. Louis at Jacksonville - JAX
Arizona at Seattle - AZ
Philadelphia at Oakland - PHI
Tennessee at New England - NE (Vince Young sees playing time)
Buffalo at NY Jets - NYJ
Chicago at Atlanta - ATL
Denver at San Diego - DEN

10-4; 54-22. Not sure about my picks yet, I usually do them on Fri. or Sat. Looking forward to the Saints game though, that's for sure.

I won't get the Saints game, I'm sure. I'll have to watch Tampa and Carolina, or, if it isn't blacked out, St. Lou and Jax. How am I supposed to keep liking professional football this way?

OH SWEET! I don't have to watch Jax. Local CBS is carrying Ravens @ Vikings instead.

Houston at Cincinnati - I'm taking Cinci, as they have a better D but I could see this one as being close. Who would have thought that Benson would be having success? Benson's speed is the thing that impresses me, as he would look slow as hell playing for the Bears. It does seem that some players get off on the wrong step with some clubs and it just never works out until they get a shot some place else.
Detroit at Green Bay - Green Bay should win, but they have some flaws especially in that offensive line.
Baltimore at Minnesota - This is pretty much a pick em. Minnesota's D has been destroying some QBs. B-more seemed out of sync last week. I'm leaning Vikings, but I could easily see Favre throwing two TDs to Ed Reed in this one and it going the other way.
NY Giants at New Orleans - Hard game to call...I really want to go Saints, but I got like years upon years of the Saints sucking say I am a sucker to take them over the Giants. I'm sorry NO, I just can't trust you in my heart even now, I'll take NY.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Steelers have been mediocre by their standards, but I don't see them losing at home to the Browns.
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Errr...ugly and fugly. I guess Carolina, but really who cares.
Kansas City at Washington - KC is probably the best 0-5 club out there and may be better than some clubs with wins. Who knows, I guess I'll take Washington as their D is still pretty decent and KC's is pretty porous.
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Eeny Meeny Miny Moe which Jaguars team is going to show, is it the one that seems to blow or is it the one in the know? Jack Del Rio is probably toast, but you can spread the jam if they lose to this crappy Rams club with Kyle Boller. I'll take the good Jags to win.
Arizona at Seattle - This will probably be a good game, as both are middling clubs that seem to be getting their act together. I'm going Seahawks at home.
Philadelphia at Oakland - Oakland has turned the black hole into a dwarf star, so much for surprises. I'll take the Eagles.
Tennessee at New England - Tenn is all out of whack, so go NE to win.
Buffalo at NY Jets - Sanchez made some nice passes last week, but he could use some work in the short game. Sorry Bills not this week, Jets it is.
Chicago at Atlanta - Crap didn't the Bears play the Falcons in Atlanta last year too? Give em' a home and home... That was a ball buster of a loss for the Bears. Things are changing, as the funny thing is that I think I'm going to take the Bears in a SHOOTOUT.
Denver at San Diego - SD needs the win and Denver has to be rocky mountain high. I don't believe in Norv Turner and the Chargers have been over rated for a good while, but Phil Rivers is the deal and he seems to take beating the Broncos as some personal thing. So I go Chargers at home.

Last week 11-3, 55-21 for the year.

``I can't respect that stuff, all that Wildcat,'' Jets linebacker Calvin Pace told The New York Times after Miami's 31-27 victory, which included 110 yards on 16 plays out of the Wildcat. ``We're in the NFL. Don't come here with that nonsense.''

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zYaFP45lGWM/Rx-Ii-TfDOI/AAAAAAAAAig/epmPle52U98/s320/u+mad.jpg

That nonsense just made you look a fool.

"we're in the NFL. don't do shit that surprises us!"

OGOchoCinco Thank you Motorola, I can finally get off this damn minute plan, I didn't even have free nights and weekend minutes!!!
about 1 hour ago from txt

lol whut

Houston at Cincinnati - Bungles FTW
Detroit at Green Bay - Packers
Baltimore at Minnesota - Vikes.
NY Giants at New Orleans - Giants? Tough choice.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Stillers
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Panthers but hoo boy.
Kansas City at Washington - Chefs.
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Jags.
Arizona at Seattle - Cardys.
Philadelphia at Oakland - Iggles. And yet I'm going to the game. Figure it's a good opportunity to see DMac in action. Yes, I'm making lemonade.
Tennessee at New England - Pats
Buffalo at NY Jets - Jets
Chicago at Atlanta - Hotlanta.
Denver at San Diego - Broncs? Sandy at home might be tough though.

Houston at Cincinnati - bengals
Detroit at Green Bay - pack
Baltimore at Minnesota - vikes
NY Giants at New Orleans - wow. giants.
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - stillers
Carolina at Tampa Bay - bucs steal one
Kansas City at Washington - chiefs have been gettin close
St. Louis at Jacksonville - jags
Arizona at Seattle - hawks
Philadelphia at Oakland - eagles
Tennessee at New England - pats
Buffalo at NY Jets - jets
Chicago at Atlanta - falcons
Denver at San Diego - picking broncos till they lose

7-7 last week, 52-24 overall

guys I got a feeling about pitt vs cle

a feeling that's deep inside

it's Steeler week here in ol' clevetown and I gotta share it

http://www.fungkeblakchik.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/sharing-is-caring_girls_feature_feature-large.png

[waves lighted Zippo]

“I’m getting a lot of ‘boycott the NFL’ emails,” huffed the National Review’s Kathryn Lopez on Twitter this a.m.

hahaha wat

LOOOOOOL

OGOchoCinco Attention: all Cincinnatians, movie day treat from me to you to see Law Abiding Citizen with Jaimee Fox at 11:10 2night NewPort On The Levee
about 3 hours ago from Echofon

OGOchoCinco If you're at the theater box office when I get there I'm purchasing all tickets, food and drinks, courtesy of The Black Mexican,see you soon
about 3 hours ago from Echofon

*MOVES TO CINCINNATI*

he's a great man of our time

Adam_Schefter Call me a skeptic - which I almost never am, truly - but something about this Balloon Boy story seems like a scam.
about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter

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Call me a skeptic - which I almost never am, truly

yeah skepticism is bad trait in journalists

"I dunno, I think there's something fishy about that JFK assassination."

sad rb thinking baout things:

“Me, I am 6-4, 265 pounds,” Jacobs said. “I am supposed to run into people. I am supposed to take somebody on. That’s me. If I don’t do that, I am terrible.”
Then in no uncertain terms, Jacobs instructed the cluster of reporters around his locker that he would keep talking only if they wanted to discuss the Giants’ success or their matchup Sunday against the 4-0 New Orleans Saints. If not, he added sharply, they should get away from his locker.
No one did. Instead, he was asked whether he saw himself as a player who could set the tone for the team. After initially dismissing the question, Jacobs answered it, although he seemed upset, then ended the interview.
“Yes, I do,” he said. “I am going out and just running into people. I’m 6-4 and 265 pounds, doing what I am supposed to do, running into people to get a 2-yard loss. Happy?”

surely running into people to get a two yard loss is what jamal lewis does.

officially submitting "I'm 6-4 and 265 pounds, doing what I am supposed to do: running into people to get a 2-yard loss" for next week's thread title.

seconded

<3

right up there with Leroy Hoard

hope he gets a big game in the next two weeks so he can calm the fuck down. I love Brandon but the last thing the giants need is a big moody distraction.

surely running into people to get a two yard loss is what jamal lewis does.

dude it's Steelers week, no more Browns negativity until Sunday at 4pm

i have spoken

http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/kellyoddball.jpg

lewis burned me last year in fantasy; no more love

I love Brandon but the last thing the giants need is a big moody distraction.

― Does the hole come standard or did you have to special order it (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 16, 2009 10:07 AM

come back Tiki Barber all is forgiven lol

ps The Big Moody is a grebt nickname imo

Brandon needs a hug.

hahah, "big moody"!
God I wish Jacobs and Shockey could somehow line up against each other on Sunday.

Bills fans rent billboard urging team to fire Dick Jauron

if putting jauron in the wicker man would set buffalo right with the football gods i'd light the match myself

but he's not the problem there, and neither is edwards. prolly no hope until a new CBA's locked down at the earliest.

CINCINNATI -- The Bengals avoided a local television blackout for their game against the Houston Texans -- with an assist from Motorola and receiver Chad Ochocinco.

The club announced on Friday that it had sold enough tickets for Sunday's game to keep its streak intact. The past 46 Bengals games have been shown on local television.

More than 3,000 tickets remained on Thursday, when the club got a one-day extension from the NFL for avoiding a blackout.

Motorola, which is a longtime Bengals sponsor and has a partnership with Ochocinco, bought 1,200 tickets and will give them away Saturday -- with the receiver's help -- at Paul Brown Stadium.

The Bengals (4-1) have won four in a row and are in sole possession of first place in the AFC North.

hahahaha man it really undercuts the purpose of a blackout if a major corporation is just gonna buy up 1,000+ tickets and give them away for free

Again there will be no blackout this Sunday, special thanks to Motorola and The Interesting One

about 5 hours ago from txt

@John_Gumm_At_12 the theater only holds so many and I've purchased the tickets already, my goodness, anything else you need to know!! Damn

dear cincy bangles can i get your wr's email address y becuz he look intresting

Is there nothing Ocho can't do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWGoSc28B1M

this seems like an easy week, so I'll try picks. I am hoping for some upsets, though.

Houston at Cincinnati - Bengals
Detroit at Green Bay - Packers
Baltimore at Minnesota - Vikings
NY Giants at New Orleans - Saints
Cleveland at Pittsburgh - Steelers
Carolina at Tampa Bay - Bucs
Kansas City at Washington - Chiefs
St. Louis at Jacksonville - Jags
Arizona at Seattle - Seahawks
Philadelphia at Oakland - Eagles
Tennessee at New England - Pats
Buffalo at NY Jets - Jets
Chicago at Atlanta - Falcons
Denver at San Diego - Broncos

Wow, I don't think of this as an "easy week," in light of three games: Baltimore v. Minnesota; NY Giants v. New Orleans; Denver v. San Diego.

Yeah, I agree on those three. God, I really hope that Giants/Saints game is on here.

Girl made a big ol' pot o' chili and jalapeno cornbread for the saints/giants. yay!

omg that sounds good

omg I want some. :(

jersey turnpike, gents.

I will teleport over.

nice my cable finally added redzone in HD

14-0 Vikings. The Ravens are getting worked.

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Saints game isn't on here. God, that burns my ass. Seriously considering directv or something.

The Bengals uniforms look even more radioactive than usual.

i have only one game, and it is .. REDSKINS VS CHIEFS

today i have

redskins-chiefs
rams-jags
bill-jets

arguably the three worst games of the day

poor matt cassel just got flattened by haynesworth. ouch.

it's not looking like football giants vs saints is actually a GOOD game, is it?

call out the louisiana state guard

Drew Brees is so sick.

we made that quarterback look like drew brees

brees is making throws like brady 07. he's putting the ball exactly where the receiver can make a play every single throw.

they are at least showing the Vikings game here, but it's a buy week for the 49ers so I don't know why there is no game on Fox.

am trying to watch it on a stream, and it's torture.

Unable to watch today, but ESPN GameCast suggests three quarterbacks are lighting it up: Brees, Farve, A. Rogers.

It's like college football numbers for them.

Darren Sharper INT for a touchdown overturned due to a roughing the passer penalty on Vilma. Ooops.

touchdown gigantes

as always, poor Matt Schaub gets slept on

Haynesworth is injured AGAIN

i still think he's just out of shape

CRIBBS

saints td again

four possessions, four touchdowns

Ack. Lance Moore is sitting on my bench.

lol @ Coughlin

like, it's one thing to be loyal. it's another to still be starting jake delhomme.

HOPEFULLY THE SAINTS WILL UNDERESTIMATE THE DOLPHINS.

hixon needs 2 figure out how 2 get by the kicker

Is it possible to fire Jim Zorn at halftime?

do the skins play oakland this year?

week 14

I am only getting the RedZone looks (DC's games are Skins-Chiefs and nothing at 1, and Bills-Jets and Raiders-Eagles at 4), but Texans-Bengals seems really interesting.

i love the whole deal where a guy gets miked up and they run through some highlights of the game featuring said guy, like to prove what a fuckin warrior he is (cf every game with ray lewis, lots of shit of him saying "come on come on come on!" or whatever or coming in a split second after a teammate of his makes a tackle in order to deliver a borderline late hit.)

Wow, Joe Flaco also lighting it up. What's up with quarterbacks today?

well, a lot of them are playing terrible teams.

football giants defense! i turn around and saints are on the goal line again? what happened?

Except for Rodgers, that's not true of the one's I'm mentioning.

(xp). In fact, they are chewing up yardage on really good teams, e.g., Ravens, Giants.

Big Ben is chewing up the Browns.

Hey, Giants stopped the Saints on 4th and goal.

dude it's Steelers week, no more Browns negativity until Sunday at 4pm

My apologies!

omg, they benched campbell

haha

did they fire zorn too?

Jim Zorn, first ever QB/coach.

well, they let him stand there and look like he's calling plays, idk

whoa what just happened with that there ball giants

guys do you remember when jason campbell was on the cover of sports illustrated before the season

saints recover eli fumble

wild wacky football in the superdome

"We made that quarterback look like Dan Marino" WEEK SIX 2009

Appropriate thread title this week.

looked to me like saints guy was losing the ball on the way down.

giants can't catch a break. of course prob more than half the teams in the league would've given up by now and it'd be 35-0

Reggie Bush td

lol, eat it, Giants

Embargoed story for 4pm: Derek Anderson with 14 yards passing at the half.

cassel not getting much help from the receivers here. time out on 4th and 10 to think about stuff for a while -> i am pretty sure they just showed haley yell SNAP THE FUCKING BALL as he walked off the field

Prior to the giant Portis run just now, I think the only time RedZone had showed Chiefs-Redskins over the past hour was to cut into a shot of Cassel and Haley yelling at each other.

78 yard run from clinton portis
and now the offense is stalled again of course

touchdown brownnnnz

hahah. cassel and haley were yelling at each other just a few minutes ago. i really thought that franchise would be less of a disaster than last year, but..

At a time when the Raiders reportedly are willing to trade anyone except cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha, the Chiefs also are in fire-sale mode. Per Jay Glazer of FOX, every Chiefs player is potentially on the block, with the exception of quarterback Matt Cassel.

I bet that's Pioli's decision and not Haley's.

This Saints game makes me happy.

Drew Stanton in at QB for the Lions

oh, i have no doubt.
redskins-chiefs -> screen goes black. now just a bunch of ads. technical difficulties and now we get vikings-ravens as they fix them. i'd be ok if they stayed here actually

xpost - no doubt re: pioli

I'm actually kinda digging the redskins-chiefs game. Oddly enough.

the Raiders reportedly are willing to trade anyone except cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha

typical lolraiders: we'll trade anyone! except the one guy on the roster with any trade value!

let's go baltimore!

giants d gets a stop?! well, how about that.

oh, eli. bummer. i guess it's the same as punting though

speaking of looking like Dan Marino, here's Schaub through 3 quarters: 22/34, 347 YD 4 TD 1 INT

this is embarrassing for the giants

just....damn

@SI_RossTucker It is now snowing sideways here in Foxboro. First game I'm calling that I am glad I am in the box and not on the field. This is brutal.

Cannot WAIT to watch this game.

Apparently Pittsburgh and Cleveland are seeing who can fumble the most.

yeah i love the crazy bad weather games. the weirdest one last year was bills-pats in buffalo with the 60 mph wind gusts. last one in bad snow @ foxboro was where the super cardinals basically didn't show up.

pick 6 jake d

;_; jake

i am less mad about the giants losing than i am about the fact that worst human being jeremy shockey is on the winning team

jake del is keeping my anti-fantasy league team afloat.

Was he the #1 overall pick?

Naw, JaMarcus.

<3 jake, anyway.

announcer at skins-chiefs just suggested they burn the tapes of the game after it's over

hahaha

Chiefs field goal ... is good!

If the Redskins can manage an FG this thing could be going into OVERTIME!

aikman at saints-giants commenting on various giants coaches who are probably glad they didn't take jobs in washington or oakland

OVERTIME?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO god help us all

The three close games are Chiefs-Skins, Rams-Jags, and Panthers-Bucs. I think the Redzone guy is about to start apologizing.

chiefs-skins is such a trainwreck. worse than skins-rams.

Joe the Flacco just threw a nice TD pass.

THE RAMS ARE WINNING

they are going to lose tho

skins gonna lose this game. ha.

There are a LOT of teams I could see being in the market for a new QB next year.

Tampa is not going to win.

man there are a TON of really, really terrible teams this year

this game -> most ever reaction shots of coaches and players looking utterly miserable. on both sidelines.

i can't think of a more miserable place to be. can't believe that there are fans there.

the refs on this saints-giants game are infuriating - the giants can suck fair and square without their help, wtf is going on?

was the giants d up late watching the yankees game or something??

xp whatd they do?

wtf is wrong with them

i mean were all kind of stressed out by this balloon boy situation but i dont bring that into work and neither should u football giants

Vikings game just got good.

The Rams are moving down the field....

Safety for the Chiefs!

yeah it's actually amazing how many teams are possibly almost as bad as the raiders

Wow the Redskins schedule gets real ugly real fast. I feel like I should just walk around DC apologizing to people for the next few weeks.

Oh man a SAFETY.

it's almost touching how one might mistake the chiefs 14 pts for being the result of two touchdowns

there's been two extremely questionable pass interference calls (one offensive which pretty much negated 7 pts, the other defensive which put the saints on the goal line) and just now the giants had a TD negated because of a holding call that didn't exist (literally, no one was touching anyone, the play was completely nuts). the giants are unable to stop the saints, they'd still be losing but they'd have 11 more points if the refs weren't so insane. AIKMAN is bitching about it and he's usually a bit of a ref apologist. it's just really weird calls. the team is sucking! they should be allowed to suck as hard as they want fair and square. (serious xposts)

and washington should be ashamed of themselves.

RAY LEWIS

I don't think the giants played *that* poorly today, the saints are just too solid

Hahaha the Rams have a chance to win this!

yeah that phantom holding call, wtf was that. i watched the replay a few times and i guess a failure to stop a defensive player is now considered a hold?

I think we're going to be blessed with overtime in St. Louis!!

i can't believe the saints defense might be good.

i like the chiefs. what's with this announcer big upping the chiefs for holding an offense like the redskins to only six points? an offense like the redskins only ever scores six points!

Washington: 17 or fewer points in 10 of their last 11

holy crap baltimore seems to have woken up.

xpost iatee i actually agree, i think they'd be losing like i said but their offense has been ok. the d is a little hungover lookin.

xpost haha failure to stop is now a hold. i just feel like they should've said "we don't know what happened that the giants got a td pass off to brandon jacobs, what is that, so we just assume something terribly wrong happened"

RAY RICE

TOCUHDFOWN

gettin my ass kicked on my picks this week tbh

vikes just cratered. this is pathetic.

AMAZING TD

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BALTIMORE RAVENS

DUDES NAMED RAY

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looool

RAY RICE

i'm so angry i didn't start ray rice in my other league but still!

holy shit vikings

dierdorf just said "man alive" so u know this game rules

MURDER FAVRE

Lord, I do not ask you for much, but please, I beg of thee, let Brett Favre throw an interception on this drive.

THROW IT TO ED REED

i want BLOOD

shit

FAVRE

FUUUUUUCK

farrrve

WHO IS THAT #4 GUY INDEED

desperation challenges by coughlin in the other game.

wonder if the pats regret letting greg lewis go

congrats to matt cassel and the chiefs btw

xp they should that was retarded

<3 matt cassel

ton of time left for balmer

It is time for Joe the Flacco to become a man.

fuck nfl contractual obligations

oh my fucking god they're turning off the vikings-ravens game to put on jets-bills i am going to kill myself

I appreciate NFLN Redzone's commitment to show us Jags-Rams and Ravens-Vikings, but I mean come on there is no reason anybody needs to be watching Jags-Rams.

on the other channel i have iggles-raiders! how exciting!

I can't get the Iggles game! :'(

FLACCO

373 yds for Flacco!

ok well let's go PATS

watching the stream of vikings-ravens on the internet THANK GOD

JOE FLACCO

I have no idea if this is the most combined total passing yardage for quarterbacks across the league on a single Sunday in NFL history, but it feels like it.

earlier I was pissed that Vikings/Ravens was on, but Saints/Giants wasn't... now I'm happy.

ally do u have a site for stream?

Hahaha, Jags announcer: "No flags. It's over."

edelman!

sup with mini-welker? i still have vikes-ravens until this kick

http://nfllive245.blogspot.com/

vikings win

:(

DAMN

damn son

OH GOD THE VIKINGS WON :(

thanks! but game over from the looks?

they did not deserve that win at all.

yup :'(

Awwww. AWWWWWWWW

>:[

haha favre wasn't watching so he had to ask tavaris what happened.

omg SNOW

omg omg

gawd why can i see snow out my window?

pumpkin ale time iirc

Jesus Christ how is Dan Dierdorf enchanted with the fact that Brett Favre wasn't paying attention to the FG.

(Don't look now, but the Giants have pulled to within 21.)

3:15 left!

sammy morris already hurt. this is an annual occurence sadly.

WHAT. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I HAVE THE BILLS GAME. ;_;

oh shit daria i am sorry

this game is gonna be a fuckshow

giants gave up big time after the "holding" call, i don't know why they even still have this game on because it's just like watching a coworker start slowing fading at their desk as cold medicine wears off. if ever there was a moment to randomly put on a shirley temple movie instead of the end of a game, this is it.

damn, no second game on CBS for me. Some stupid special on the 49ers. And AZ is whoopin' Seattle already. Sigh.

!! that sucks

this is quite ominous

Adam_Schefter Kudos to Todd Haley on his first head coaching victory -- and what could turn out to be Jim Zorn's final loss.
6 minutes ago from web

skins gonna run the table! i can feel it.

i really do hope schefter is predicting that

not sure if it was a good idea for titans to wear all-white uniforms in order to disappear into the snow?

This is some bullshit. Instead of staying on the NY-Saints aftergame, why don't they fucking switch to the Iggles game?

Fox doesn't have a doubleheader today...? Distrib maps show that game is only being shown in a handful of places.

Why would Fox choose NOT to show a game?

These late games all look like they're gonna be horrible btw!

xpost it's not by choice, it's NFL rules. You can't be seriously asking this!

LAURENCE

MARONEY!

I'm just pissed since the online feed I've got for the game sucks, and it's a FOX game wherever they're showing it.

lol @ mordy tbh

http://the506.com/nflmaps/ <-- are you in one of the gold areas? If you are (and I don't remember!) then I have no idea what is going on and that is bizarre, but if you aren't, then you aren't going to get a game on Fox because this week is CBS's turn at doubleheader. NFL viewing by-laws are horrible and make people want to murder themselves all the time.

I mean honestly if I was running the NFL I would never ever allow CBS to have the doubleheader because they are vastly inferior to Fox almost 100% of the ways and also because fuck this Jets game.

this week CBS has two games & fox has one, next week fox has two & cbs has one - unless your home market needs for it to be switched, which is why oakland & philly have fox showing eagles-raiders

schef consistently otm

I'm in NYC. :/

<3
so happy for maroney. last week he was all apologetic like i know i'm not playing my best, i'm trying to step it up

JAMARCUS

that is what I thought!

looking at the distrib map - why does MN get the Fox doubleheader?!

um, philly?!

MN didn't have an early fox game

they got screwed by having the vikings hosting an AFC team during a cbs doubleheader week

ohhhhhhhh yeah that was a CBS game which is why i got to turn to it. duh. i thought maybe the midwest was magic.

Anyone have a feed to the Iggles game that doesn't suck?

i'm just gonna go take a shower cos i just hate the jets and these announcers are not using their grown up words. if anyone finds a feed to this eagles game maybe i'll turn that on when i have clean hair. or maybe i will just watch casino again!

Trent Edwards helped off the field

brandon meriweather! pats take it away from TN

it's almost touching how one might mistake the chiefs 14 pts for being the result of two touchdowns

― access flap (omar little), Sunday, October 18, 2009 12:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

week 7 thread title?

i like it

trent edwards' knees died

ooh, a benjarvus green-ellis sighting!

ok, looking at andy reid on the screen just now, this reminds me.. how is it that guys work their whole life in professional sports environment and somehow end up being that fat?

I <3 that dude. xp

ASK REX RYAN

ben-jarvus green-ellis, aka: law firm

well the difference in effort between some nfl coaches and your average fantasy football coach is really insignificant

WOOOOO

RANDY MOSS <3

flea flicka!!!

What is going on in the Raider/Iggle game? The score has been low and upside down for far too long.

haha yes i will crash a jets press conference: "coach ryan, how did you work in NFL all these years and get that fat?" maybe coors will help arrange for this, for future commercial potential

What is going on in the Raider/Iggle game? The score has been low and upside down for far too long.

Russell and Huggybear Jr. have been driving the ball pretty consistently.

don't eagles do this at least 3-4 times a season? inexplicably play like garbage vs horrible teams

btw i agree it's great to see law firm in the game even tho it means two of our rb's are dead

damn, tennessee. fumble again. they are who we thought they were.

guys is it 2007? what happened? i am confused.

Nashville peeps have pretty much always had a "let Jeff Fisher do what he wants" attitude, but I wonder if this is the season they're going to start making noise about a new coach.

Iggles in the redzone.

u have to think some of it is a coaching issue--they just look totally flat.

Or, in scoring range anyway.

Yeah, I think the Titans need to tear it apart and start over.

daaaaaamn brady got clocked on that last TD play. ouch.

Richard Seymour is dope.

collins int (i think, still not sure he didn't trap it). what a shitshow this game is.

is kerry collins drinking again or whut

has intentionally trying to draw a team offsides on fourth down ever worked?? in all my years watching football, i've never seen this work.

xp too old

i've never seen this work.

I have, but it's rare.

It's like that baseball move where the pitcher fakes to third and then to first.

ha, true

jamarcus gets picked again

touchdown faulk on a looong one

michael vick sighting...

31-0
man, this is worse than last year's snow game @ foxboro vs arizona

they brought in michael vick and immediately got a delay of game

and then got sacked

ahahaha andy reid school of clock management, once again: forgetting they have no time outs with 30 seconds left, delay of game, mcnabb sacked, clock ticking..

eagles look incredibly disjointed on offense

The difference between 2008 Titans and 2009 Titans is mind-boggling.

anybody got thomas jones in fantasy this week? dude is rippin' it up

improbable stats from brady considering weather - saving my ass in fantasy

ahahaha andy reid school of clock management, once again: forgetting they have no time outs with 30 seconds left, delay of game, mcnabb sacked, clock ticking..

― daria, actually (daria-g), Sunday, October 18, 2009 5:30 PM (5 minutes ago)

and then they kicked a field goal on 3rd down

The Bills just brought in Ryan Fitzpatrick. And he got a nice completion.

lol i think i sat t jones in my irl league

randy moss got his bell rung

kris jenkins is on the ground, biting on a glove

aright what the hell is going on

i swear to god if we tie the radiers

jesus the entire tenn secondary needs to be cut at halftime

all right, really, if a player gets hurt why do we need to see the replay of it about four times? such as this jets player, also when randy moss got hit a few min ago, they replayed it three times, then replayed again with sound. so unnecessary.

good grief. WELKAH. 38-0

Brady is 18/19 for 301 and 4 TDs in one half.

i've never hated football as much as i hate it right now. what are these games?!

Haha Daria I always use the injury replays to see if I can figure out exactly what the injury is. I was watching the Kris Jenkins replays intently (but I could quite see it from across the bar). MediLOL school warps you, I guess.

lol that was like me punting

could Not quite see it.

Jesus Jeff Fisher just forfeit this abomination.

Yeah, I could live forever without seeing injury replays in slow motion and be perfectly happy in life.

i've never hated football as much as i hate it right now. what are these games?!

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, October 18, 2009 5:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

schef otm. i CANT WAIT for phils/dodgers FUCK

wtf HAPPENED to tennessee, i mean...?

so are the pats going to score AGAIN now?

patriots vs. bucs in london next week. sorry, england

Good for Tampa Bay to "get outa town" for that game. Better than possibly playing it in front of their home fans.

wow

jesus christ

what did england ever do to deserve that

this is getting to a place where the football gods are going to strike the pats with a lightning bolt if they keep putting up more points

45-0 at halftime is insane

did jeff fisher rape bill b.'s dog or what.

fml

the highlight of the day so far has been michael strahan's comedy routine in the pregame show tbh

LOL THANK U TOM

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mr. snrub, wherever you are, we had quite the qb matchup this week huh

I wonder if Belichick is going to try and beat the alltime record of 73-0. There is no other reason to watch this game.

btw jordan lol @ your team name!

this is getting to a place where the football gods are going to strike the pats with a lightning bolt if they keep putting up more points

― daria, actually (daria-g), Sunday, October 18, 2009

it would be maybe not the worst idea to put brady and moss on the bench for most of the second half for exactly this reason

haha i kind of hope he does go for the record over 73-0! redskins were on the losing end of that game!

well, i guess i don't really hope he does that, the football gods won't like it.

I hope lightning strikes him.

Ahhhh . . . j/k

wow secondaries of the league, be ashamed of yrselves today

Jeff Fisher just forfeit this abomination.

Can one forfeit and NFL game? I'll have to look it up and get Fisher on the horn.

Forfeit.

The Commissioner, (except in cases of disciplinary action; see last section on "Removing Team from Field"), League President, and their representatives, including referees, are not authorized unilaterally to declare forfeits. A forfeit occurs only when a game is not played because of the failure or refusal of one team to participate. In that event, the other team, if ready and willing to play, is the winner by a score of 2-0.

2. If an emergency arises that may require cancellation, postponement, or termination (see above), the highest ranking representative from the Commissioner’s office working the game in a "control" capacity will consult with the Commissioner, League President, or game-day duty officer designated by the League (by telephone, if that person is not in attendance) concerning such decision. If circumstances warrant, the League representative should also attempt to consult with the weather bureau and with appropriate security personnel of the League, club, stadium, and local authorities. If no representative from the Commissioner’s office is working the game in a "control" capacity, the referee will be in charge (see "Authority of Referee" below).

3. In circumstances where safety is of immediate concern, the Commissioner’s-office representative may, after consulting with the referee, authorize a temporary suspension in play and, if warranted, removal of the participants from the playing field. The representative should be mindful of the safety of spectators, players, game officials, nonplayer personnel in the bench areas, and other field-level personnel such as photographers and cheerleaders.

4. If possible, the League-office representative should consult with authorized representatives of the two participating clubs before any decision involving cancellation, postponement, or termination is made by the Commissioner or League President.

5. If the Commissioner or League President decides to cancel, postpone, or terminate a game, his representative at the game or the game-day duty officer will then determine the method(s) for announcing such decision, e.g., by public-address announcement over referee’s wireless microphone, by public-address announcement by home club, or by communication to radio, television, and other news media.

hah - steelers fans in twitteronia explain you what the football gods are really about here: titans haven't won a game since stomping on the terrible towel

^^^ being a head coach is really a powerless position.

so if the titans forfeited would the final be 2-0 not 45-0?

That's how it reads to me. LOL x10000000 if it happens.

that would be a pretty big f u

cant find a fuckin stream

What would happen to accumulated fantasy points!

d, what's the password for that themattmarinelli room this week, you know?

damn i would be pissed if my 50ish points for brady were thrown out

hah - steelers fans in twitteronia explain you what the football gods are really about here: titans haven't won a game since stomping on the terrible towel

― daria, actually (daria-g), Sunday, October 18, 2009 5:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

someone in this week's bill simmons mailbag also pointed out that the year in which the bengals made the playoffs, they also stomped on a towel, and in the first play of the game, carson blew his knee out

Damn these nfl commercials with the super high-speed footage slowed way down. Why don't they use these camera angles for instant replay?

lol i went to take a leak cause it was 3rd and 1 and i have no idea where they are on the field

52-0, wtf.

i would become a titans fan if the pats try to go for the record and they just forfeit in the 4th q. f u, enjoy your 2 points.

hahaha are the pats serious <3<3<3

So weird that the Pats are dominating the Titans this well. I didn't think the Pats were that good OR that the Titans were that bad. I expect this more of like Saints v. Lions or something.

there isn't a single positive for tennessee from this game. it's so sad.

Chris Johnson has over 100 yards.

i just don't understand how a team that won 13 games last year is now behaving like this

I feel like the kind of defeat the Titans are suffering today is the kind to traumatize a team for a season. I can't even imagine them coming back from this.

this is the first time i've ever done this joke and i've actually gotten a real response from ask.com:

http://www.ask.com/web?q=what+is+wrong+with+the+titans&search=search&qsrc=0&o=0&l=dir

oh man

is anyone watching pats v tenn - is it like an actual football game or

define "actual football game"

they should at least kick the FG so it's not a complete shutout.

at this point, what ISN'T wrong with the titans?

Watching this Philly game I seriously just want to cry. :'(

is anyone watching pats v tenn - is it like an actual football game or

― ice cr?m, Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:27 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont like are the titans wearing pads and using their hands - stuff like that

afaict the titan are physically present

guys what kind of takeout should i get

Chinese

Jeff Fisher's been a good coach for a long time. I feel badly for him.

i got a little burger & regular fries at five guys yesterday. first time i've tried that, and.. how does anyone even eat all that food? ugh. i had half the burger and 1/3 of the fries for dinner & that seemed like way too much. should ask jamarcus russell

i dont fuck w/the fries

the bills jets game is taking FOREVER

ok no did I read this right that the pats just went for it on 4th down? YOU'RE UP BY 52

I feel bad about myself for continuing to watch Patriots-Titans.

I went to Five Guys yesterday and had a little Cheeseburger and a whole mess of peanuts. It was delightful, and eaten very quickly, but I was both hungry and a little drunk.

Oh look they scored again.

59-0

They should go for the 2 point conversion.

they should go for 2 because apparently belichick just despises jeff fisher

haha xposts there

raiders-eagles announcers are fixated on this pigeon that keeps wandering around the field. it was flying around the guys during a kick return XD

They should break out the wildcat on the 2-pt conv.

Philadelphia just looks terrible today.

can titans somehow disown this game by having it chalked up to houston oilers?

just ordered a bunch of sushi!

So is New England kicking the on-sides kick?

sanchez int

dude has been pretty bad in a bunch of games

yeah the sanchez magic has to be wearing off soon rite?

Oh God VINCE YOUNG

i wonder if belichick will say something in the postgame how they failed to score with a short field on that first possession after the long punt return.

i can't wait for his radio interview tomorrow

THE POISE OF SANCHEZ

Ok, he wasn't *hiding*

the first time i ever had five guys was in the terminal at dulles AND I LOVED IT IT IS GREAT imo

i swear, i turned off bills-jets game for a solid half-hour and went back and.. it appears time actually stopped in buffalo because they are at the exact same spot?

this NE game ;_;

if someone posted this before I apologize (score is 14-7 and this is the 4th down spot)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4023384799_a698fc2c4a_m.jpg

Stay classy, New England. Go for 80 points.

^ruled first down

lol brownie

i like how u guys are acting like the titans have no agency in this particular contest

THE BILLS

RULED FIRST DOWN

are the bills aware that you should score more than 6 points in a game?

well that is an xpost with reality as they just scored

Oh man even the internet streams are giving up on the Patriots-Titans game.

http://www.hotchickshotpicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/kc_bills260213x1035.jpg

Barflo jis scored

iggles movin' it

i like how u guys are acting like the titans have no agency in this particular contest

― call all destroyer, Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:50 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

reasonable theory

i like how u guys are acting like the titans have no agency in this particular contest

― call all destroyer, Sunday, October 18, 2009 6:50 PM (35 seconds ago)

this is self-evident

titans players eaten by wolves

like is gillette security (under orders from belichick) not allowing their defense onto the field?

jeff fisher said he put his team in the balloon but i'm pretty sure they're hiding in the garage.

to the titans have defensive backs or

lol poly

Brian Hoyer is 6 for 6 so far.

patriots are lizard people

Adam_Schefter Mark Sanchez has completed two more passes to the Jets today (5) than he has to the Bills (3).

^^^ bringin the zing

been watching a terrible interwebs stream from some boston guys who have their computer cam pointed at their tv & occasionally trash talk the idiots in the chat room. 59-0 with nearly a full quarter left, pats ball

589 yards of offense

Pats should let Edelweiss play QB imo

Hoyer missed Clay Aiken for the TD, dag.

Go for it on 4th i hope.

uh the patriots totally just went for it on 4th down

can't kick the fg!!

do u understand why that is worse

guys i started sanchez in anti-fantasy today ^__________________^

it's probably not a bad time to try your 4th down & goal plays at game speed? idk

can the nfl unilaterally redistribute talent or

holy shit the bills just dropped an INT

a lot of these titans could definitely not play for the florida tuskers.

it's more insulting to tack on three meaningless points with a 99% guaranteed fg than to play the down and give the tits' defense a legit chance

yeah it's a dick move to go for it but i think that kicking the field goal would really look prickish, because adding gimme points right now would be...tragic.

http://i35.tinypic.com/anopx5.jpg

CAD otm

class move would be a fullback run or a kneel or something, not a tricky screen pass thing.

lol @ his seat cushion - lol @ old ppl - lol @ old jacket - lol @ al davis

i mean unless you want the pats to kneel for the next 10 minutes i'm not really sure what is supposed to happen

see if i were belichick i wouldve left brady in the whole game ran up the score to 80-0 then pretended like pats just completed a perfect season - bein all im goin to disney suck 72 dolphins no such thing as a helmet catch

oh fuck poly the wr screen is prob one of the most common plays in football these days

al davis is probably pissed

xpost pats kneeling for 10 minutes would still somehow result in a td

lol it probably would

no one is even sitting near him! key third down play for the raiders offense and then they flash to al davis and then.. FAIL

no one will let me slam bill b, what is this world coming to.

i mean unless you want the pats to kneel for the next 10 minutes i'm not really sure what is supposed to happen

Keep throwing deep. Every play.

ruled a first down (on fourth down)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4023384799_a698fc2c4a_m.jpg

i also like how it's incumbent on the team that actually showed up to the game to be "classy." like did any team give their fans a bigger fuck you than tenn today?

xp can we somehow make that pic the wk 7 thread title ??

Iggles, why must you breaked my <3?

theres nothing classy abt the nfl - anyone who doesnt get that is a fuckin tardo

There is still 14 minutes left in the jets game ffs

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4023384799_a698fc2c4a_m.jpg WEEK SEVEN THREAD

i mean unless you want the pats to kneel for the next 10 minutes i'm not really sure what is supposed to happen

they can start running the wildcat offense, as an ironic commentary re: 'this is what we think this stupid thing is good for here in new england'

the eagles are trying to xpost to the "bigger fuck you" q

HE IS OOZING POISE. THE POISE IS EFFERVESCENT. HIS PORES CANNOT CONTAIN HIS POISE.

jets are playing at the nyy post season game pace

xp loool

seriously that's what i'd do, i'd start running wildcat, like hey we're almost up by 60 points, let's try parodying offenses of teams we don't like.

Look, nobody loves a good Patriot hating-on than me, but honestly I don't even know how to feel about this game. I have never seen a professional football game this bad.

OH GOD TENNESSEE NOT ANOTHER FUMBLE

Steelers went for it on 4th down and here come the chains!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4023384799_a698fc2c4a_m.jpg

THEY MADE IT

yeah i'd love to pile on belichick but honestly i don't believe this game even exists, tennessee might be in the red room or the phantom zone right now basically

btw, it's important to note that NFL coaches don't get butthurt over the score being ran up. that's really a college phenomenon, where a school like texas will often play a school like wyoming & where it would be disrespectful and nasty for the obv superiorly talented, funded & coached texas team to keep running up and down the wyoming players who are just playing college football for fun.

everyone in the NFL is a professional, the talent gaps aren't as profound and are certainly not institutional. it's just way different.

"why do you call a time out with two seconds before the two minute warning?"
time for clock management school with andy reid!

theres nothing classy abt the nfl - anyone who doesnt get that is a fuckin tardo

― ice cr?m, Sunday, October 18, 2009 7:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

there shouldn't be much room for class in any contest where the participants are gettin paid

wait can someone explain me that chain picture?! i missed that part of the day when i was doing my animal photos - this isn't a joke, that was ruled a pitt 1st down??

yea i was gonna say

1ST DOWN PITT SCHEF

everyone in the NFL is a professional, the talent gaps aren't as profound and are certainly not institutional. it's just way different.

Talent gap was pretty profound in this one.

raiders r gunna wiiin

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

you are shitting me that you are not lying about that!!!!!!! omg maybe the refs were afraid ben would rape them??

this fuckin pats game is amazing, i was at a restaurant and briefly saw the 38-0 score and thought to myself, "wow the pats really trounced them," completely unaware the second quarter wasn't even over.

This game is entirely McNabb's fault. (And also a little bit Akers.)

that graphic is mean (brady tds vs tn completions)

tits completed a pass for -22 yards

There is still more than 10 minutes left in this exciting bills jets game.

there has been some ridiculously bad football this wkend - college & pros

pretty disappointed the pats chose not to score 80 tbh

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4023384799_a698fc2c4a_m.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA

refs need 2 just send every1 home imo

I am the only person watching this in the bar except for two Patriots fans. And I mean normally I would be furious with Patriots fans gloating but I mean COME ON the only responses to this are "Fuck yeah we are AWESOME" or "Oh God I can see through time", so I do not begrudge them.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

i mean i just...and to think i was complaining about bullshit holding calls! what IS that?

redzone keeps showing a highlight where a bird is flying along with the raiders punt coverage.

all this game needed was a safety :(

Hahaha Kerry Collins apparently will end with a 4.9 QB rating.

was it opposite day today

how the fuck is there still 8 minutes left in this jets game! be adults!

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiauiauiauaiuaihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnakil

Hoyer just started kneeling. Let's all try and focus on how we can live our lives in this post-10/18 America.

lol cards seahawks finished while the jets was in the 3rd quarter

less embarassing than a tie, i guess

worst lost in 2009 nfl week 6

titans should sign mad personnel from the ufl during their bye wk imo

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<3<3<3<3<3

hahahaha holy shit this week

COME ON BILLS

did we learn anything useful this week except that the saints and colts are the best teams?

NO

wow no one can even hit a fucken field goal anymore

This game will never end.

belichick: "i thought we executed pretty well"

OVERTIME RULES

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I love that they've added the McNabb clause in the overtime rules reading. "IT CAN END IN A TIE"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2717/4023384799_a698fc2c4a_m.jpg

James Ihedigbo, expressing how football fans feel today, by trying to sucker punch a dude with no helmet on.

Bills are just laying down.

oh, buffalo. truly cursed.

O BILLS

LOOOOOOOOOOLLOLOLOLOL

"DONT TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE GAS"

omg weatherford impersonating sanchez lololol

what in the damn hell was that?!

what just happened

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAEAJSDOUFHSUHFOSD[NFSAD[ONCAISBDCAISDBFPAISBPISD

NOBODY WANTS TO WIN THIS GAME

WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL WHY DO YOU FAKE IT IS SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SCORE ANY POINTS

hahahha

not a fake but the holder panicked imo

i feel embarassed for these teams

i don't even know how to comprehend any of this

i'm going to need therapy to deal with this week

ilnfl group therapy imo

hahaha schef

Let's not lie to ourselves, the only proper ending for this game is a tie, because that way EVERYONE LOSES.

PLEASE TIE

I would also be OK with this game ending on a safety, which seems increasingly possible.

come on bills! get one safety!

THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF THE NEW YORK JETS

i'm mostly watching brady's presser but looks like sanchez is learning that this can be hard

oh my god why won't this stop why can't these teams get past the 50 yard line

lol

YOU HAVE TO GO PAST THE 50

>:[ !!!!!!!!!!!!

this is what happens when ryan fitzpatrick and mark sanchez face off

i would like dick jaron 2 say in his press conf that 'we made that quarterback look like mark sanchez'

ugh fitzp this game is so ugly

THE JETS ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY

I can't believe I am still watching terrible football. What in God's name is wrong with me. Awesome baseball is starting in ten minutes and I should be reading about the Rapid Interpretation of EKGs and yet somehow I am in a bar, not drinking, watching the Bills and Jets refuse to win.

FIREMAN ED IS LOOKING FOR HIS WEATHER BALLOON

"WHERE IS THE ACCESS FLAP"

- FIREMAN ED

guys i'm developing this theory that rex ryan is an atrocious in-game coach--what do u think?

omg this just happened

alex: i guess the tie won't happen cos they have such good positioning now
me: eh
alex: actually it means that since the jets are on the 50 they will get a false start

(30 secs later)

alex: I AM A FOOTBALL GENIUS!

loooooool jordan

Is there some sort of way they can keep running the clock after incomplete passes? Nobody should score, let's just go home.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

literal lols

AAAAHHHHH THIS IS THE TWILIGHT ZONE

GODDAMMIT MARK SANCHEZ AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO THROW A PICK SIX

bills

it is the twilight zone. like i said, earlier i tried changing the channel for a half hour & went back and it was EXACTLY WHERE THEY LEFT OFF AND NOTHING HAD HAPPENED

so these two teams are playing just well enough to keep each other between the 40 yard lines

it's like i did something terrible and my punishment is to watch the jets for all eternity

This is the game that never ends
and it goes on and on, my friends
Some people started playing it, not knowing what it was
And they'll continue playing it forever just because

I AM THE WINNER

http://i33.tinypic.com/9kpcoo.png

Sanchez + TEN Defense seems like it would be the greatest anti-Fantasy combination of all time.

Also hahaha Russell was projected for 41 anti-fantasy points!

someone needs to tell the old people straight up to go to bed - 60 minutes isn't coming on.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god now it can finally end. Unless it is overturned on challenge...

it's getting overturned

bills!

i think the booth is gonna say give it to him no ties no ties

pls god let it stand

"After further review, fuck both of these teams, double forfeit."

doesn't matter, bills will find a way to lose 40 on the next play

"your replay official is roger goodell"

God if those assholes from Buffalo Wild Wings make this game go on longer I swear I will burn their shitty restaurant down.

hahahhahaha

hahahahaha C-L

bulll

guys, if they kick it and it goes wide right again

If it goes wide right again I will kill the ghost of Scott Norwood.

"CALL THE REPLAY BOOTH, MY WIFE IS COMING"

- PATRON AT BUFFALO WILD WINGS

lol @ playing "Pressure" over the stadium pa.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rian Lindell you could have done that an HOUR ago. You made us watch more of this game!

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

B.I.L.L.S.

THANK GOD

r.i.p. sanchize

tiki barber just introduced ryan fitzpatrick as brian fitzgerald

i've been in this league long enough to know that you are supposed to be happy when you win

"mark sanchez was pretty awful today"

- tiki barber

RIP JETS

Everything you know is wrong or at least most of it. Once a year there is a week that things get completely switched around and this appears to be the week.

it's tennis night in america!

players with the last name "rice" accounted for some 370 yards in the MIN/BAL game. if they play again, i'm bringing some soy sauce.

ha

Tempted to pick Buffalo here.

Wish I had more guts.

been waiting all day for sunday night! first time i've been able to watch a falcons game on an actual tv in my home. very excited. no offense justin tv, still luv ya.

hearty laugh @ daria's photoshop up there

Baltimore - their defense is in a slide.
Philly - lost to the Raiders, nuff said.
Washington - their D is decent, but they are worse than their record losing to another win less club.
Buffalo - bring on the QB controversy.
Jets - run D has become pretty shabby, other teams seem to have figured out how to make Sanchez look bad.
NE- about that offense not being that high powered, yeah right.
Seahawks- about being better when Hasselbeck plays, yeah right.
Giants - criminy what an asswhupping.
Saints - go ahead and crown them, they are pretty much now the superbowl favorites.
Titans- remember the Titans? Not anymore. You have to wonder if Fisher is going to make it if the train keeps sliding.
Cinci - Not ready for primetime players.
Browns- did pretty well considering they have about a negative passing attack. Single wing anyone?
Steelers- I just don't think they are the business.

sweet return by hester

<3 hester <3

nice De Coooo!!

jesus - he had possession. took three steps with it before the dude smacked it out.

something about the way Cutler throws annoys me. he always seems off-balance or something. plus he throws a lot of high short passes... putting his receivers' health at risk.

great throw

Four more fantasy points from Hester and I win my fantasy game.

Don't talk about fantasy in here, ILNFL fantasy ignorer!

Cutler should really grow a beard imo

hahah agreed

have mercy. i'm a philly fan.