It's Tennis Night in America! WEEK SEVEN 2009

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - The Browns might win this... okay, no they won't.
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - Rivers will have his revenge on the unfortunate Chefs.
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - The Rams taking Jax to OT last week was a fluke. Won't score more than 9 against Indy.
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - Picking the Magic Vikes until they lose.
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - Hoping the Pats deliver another 59-0 thumping and the Bucs are too embarrassed to return to the US.
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - I dunno why I'm picking the Niners on the road, except that Frank Gore will probably be back.
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - Panthers ain't great, but I think they've got this.
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - Jets seems to be spiraling downward and going across the country to a hostile environment probably won't help matters.
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - The Falcons may not win this, but I'm picking them in hopes of seeing Dallas lose at Jerryworld™.
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - Love you Ochocinco, but this is gonna be a tough afternoon.
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - The Saints (yes, the Saints!) are probably the best DEF Miami will have faced this year. Chad Henne will have to win with his arm if he's to win at all.
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - Giants rebound at home against jetlagged Cards.
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - Iggles can't have two rifuckingdiculous games in a row, right?

10-4 last week, 65-25 for the year.

i just ruined the other thread so thanks for being so on the ball. drew brees is on nfl wearing some hideous shirt right now!

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - Pack Attack!
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - Chahjehs
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - Wish it'd be the Rams, but Colts easy.
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - If there's a D that knocks Favre out this season, it'll be the Stillers. Pittsburgh.
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - PATS
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - Close one. I'll take Houston.
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - Carolina, as long as they pound the ball and don't let Delhomme throw 6 INTs and lose 2 fumbles.
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - Not as close of a game as this past weekend's games would make it seem. This'll be an easy win for NYJ. Just need to tighten the reins on Sanchez a bit and hand the ball off to TJ & Leon some more.
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - Cowboys suck. Falcons here.
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - No more Odom for Cincy = shaky D and no QB pressure. Hope Cincy proves me wrong, but I'm goin' with da Bears.
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - Goin' out on a limb and takin' the Fish.
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - Giants pick themselves up by their bootstraps this week.
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - Gotta be Philly. And goodbye, Zorn.

Watch out for this dude.

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A gentleman's 7-7 last week; 60-30 on the year

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - GBP
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - SD
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - IND
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - PS
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - NE
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - SF
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - CAR I guess.
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - NYJ
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - AF
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - CIN <----------
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - NO
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - NYG
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - PHI

WTF?? Where did the Week Six thread go??? It's GONE!!

That was weird. Quotation marks make Search a pain in the ass, too. Found it by searching for SIX, not Marino.

SIX is easier than Marino? search is weird

i did awful last week on pix

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - packers
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - chargers
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - indy of course
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - vikings >:[
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - hahaha sorry english ppl
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - niners
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - lol. carolina
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - RAIDERS ARE ON A ROLL BABY
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - falcons
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - cincy
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - dolphins. j/k
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - giants
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - eagles

for two days now this has been advertised on espn:

RICK REILLY
What Do I Know?

The Broncos are unbeaten since our guy disrespected them. What now? Link>>>

When you click the link...there is no story about the Broncos. I'm ready to punch Rick Reilly.

you've been rick riled

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - GBP
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - SD
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - IND
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - PS
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - NE
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - TX
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - CAR
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - NYJ
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - COWS
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - BEARSZ
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - NO
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - NYG
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - PHI

RICK REILLY
What Do I Know?

tbh i could probably write this essay for rick myself

in one word

and that word

is

"nothing"

the guy is such a jagoff

SIX is easier than Marino? search is weird

That quotation mark touching Marino in the thread title is what fucks the search.

There really aren't very many guys I loathe more than Rick Reilly.

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - Packers
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - Chargers, but boy would I love to see the Chiefs pull off a win.
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - Colts
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - Stillers. Please cream Favre?
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - Pats.
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - Texans
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - Panthers
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - Raidahs
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - Falcons. God please beat them at Jerryworld. Besides they're playing like crap, they deserve to be beaten at home after that horrible showing against the Chefs.
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - Da Bears.
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - Saints
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - Your New York Football Giants.
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - Iggles.

8-6 last week, 62-28 on the season.

Green Bay Packers* at Cleveland Browns - eric mangini is the worst coach on the face of the planet. i think at halftime his own players will murder him.
San Diego Chargers* at Kansas City Chiefs - i actually thought about this one for a second. i still wouldn't be surprised at a KC upset.
Indianapolis Colts* at St. Louis Rams - this will get ugly
Minnesota Vikings* at Pittsburgh Steelers - gonna stick with the vikings for now, they're looking really good.
New England Patriots* at Tampa Bay Bucs - this will also get ugly
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans* - don't think the niners' D can stop the texans' O
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers* - i would love to see the bills win. i think it will take a lot of work, though, mostly from jake delhomme.
New York Jets* at Oakland Raiders - i just don't see oakland winning this one.
Atlanta Falcons* at Dallas Cowboys - the cowboys will get destroyed (i hope)
Chicago Bears* at Cincinnati Bengals - the bears will win this one, but it might be closer than i think it will be.
New Orleans Saints* at Miami Dolphins - miami might play new orleans a little tough! but i don't think they can win.
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants* - if the cards were playing at home, they might have a better shot.
Philadelphia Eagles* at Washington Redskins - unless mcnabb begins the kneeldown to end the game and on the third kneeldown, kneels down in the end zone which results in a redskins victory via safety, i don't think this will go in washington's favor.

Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers* - i would love to see the bills win. i think it will take a lot of work, though, mostly from jake delhomme.

Have faith! Buffalo has 7 picks and 118 passing yards allowed in their last two.

(i meant faith in Jake obv - dude could throw a lot of TDs on sunday!)

DC United sends Ochocinco a personalized #85 jersey, Ochocinco posts to twitter about it

"Chad Ochocinco has been signed to a short-term contract for D.C. United and will be suiting up to play forward this weekend against Kansas City," a team spokesman said, when I asked about the image.

i just want you all to think about how bad each of these 11 teams is, btw

Panthers
Seahawks
Bills
Raiders
Lions
Redskins
Chiefs
Browns
Titans
Buccaneers
Rams

the breakdowns of their wins, if any

Panthers (they beat washington and tampa)
Seahawks (they beat st louis and jacksonville(!)) <---2nd best team on this list for actually having defeated a bad team not quite bad enough to make the list
Bills (they beat tampa and the jets!) <---jets are maybe going to be bad enough to make the list
Raiders (they beat KC and philly(!!)) <---maybe the best team on this list because they beat philly???
Lions (they beat washington)
Redskins (they beat st louis and tampa)
Chiefs (they beat washington)
Browns (they beat buffalo
Titans (zero wins)
Buccaneers (zero wins)
Rams (zero wins)

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holy lolz I know it's been said already but GIS "Jeff Reed" and prepare for roffles

so buffalo can climb to top of list with win over panthers?

my bottom 11 power rankings would be

1) Raiders
2) Seahawks
3) Panthers
4) Bills
5) Chiefs
6) Redskins
7) Lions
8) Titans
9) Buccaneers
10)Browns
11)Rams

i realize the browns have technically won a game but i still have to rank them behind two winless teams. and the fact that the team they defeated--the bills--subsequently defeated the jets means that it was just some awful fluke.

jeff reed is aging very quickly

browns have the raiders, chiefs and lions left so your power rankings will get a test

The Raiders have two wins, and almost beat the Chargers. I know they're fucked, but they deserve a reprieve.

Oh I see now that these are not ordered from worst to best.

maybe they'll escape the elite 11 in favor of a team like the jaguars or the jets.

browns also play the jags. theoretically with this schedule they should be in contention for a wild card spot

maybe they can get into the bcs this year

http://rlv.zcache.com/powerbottom_tshirt-p235214030882589430t5tr_400.jpg

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4580433

ok the 30 for 30 about the usfl is full of lols

from the bit on the san antonio gunslingers:

the promo for their inaugural game featured a bunch of davy crockett lookalikes firing real guns in the air.

the players had a little trouble getting paid, and when the owner told them there were checks for them La Vernia, Texas, they literally had a car race there because they figured only about half the checks would clear.

Steve Young's mom: "It's an annuity!"

that was great!

Okay, now I'm angry that the USFL doesn't still exist today. I only have vague memories of it at the time because Birmingham, AL had its own franchise, but I can't recall actually seeing any games on tv or anything. Looked like it was a blast, though.

Fuckin' Trump.

that was the best one yet.

steve young: "i never met anyone from the usfl who wasn't proud to have played in it."

hilarious random offensive lineman from the tampa bay team: "it was more than cool. it was.....pretty awesome."

why couldn't spring football still exist?? any league that had young, kelly, herschel walker, reggie white, and no celebration penalties could NOT have been bad.

If the UFL moved to the spring, got non-embarrassing uniforms, and could actually grab players out of college via draft, it could hang around for awhile. I know I'd watch, because my post-Super Bowl depression lasts for weeks.

i have screenings for my film class 6:30-9 on tuesdays so i can never watch 30 for 30 >:(

re-airing at 11 e.t. on espn 2 iirc

you've been rick riled

― brownie, Tuesday, October 20, 2009 12:12 PM (9 hours ago)

lol

watching now - i didn't think i could despise The Donald any more, and yet...

iirc, the only pittsburgh maulers game that drew any sort of decent crowd was when they hosted the birmingham stallions -- because pittsburgh fans wanted to boo former steeler cliff stout.

unfortunately there was a late snowfall that spring and it turned into stout being pelted with snowballs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Maulers.png

good times

wonder who owns the rights to all those marks these days... i bet we could turn ILNFL into a profitable enterprise cranking out dope USFL gear

http://www.sportslogos.net/images/logos/22/1267/full/5756.gif

or then again maybe it's better to let it go...

http://www.sportslogos.net/images/logos/22/1256/full/5727.gif

oh boo... who blocks linked images in 2009?

oakland invaders: rad as fuck

http://logoshak.com/~asgsport/images/Oakland_Invaders.gif

birmingham stallions: lol as fuck

http://www.birminghamprosports.com/birminghamstallions/logostallions.gif

all usfl logos here. there are maybe three rad ones

http://www.sportslogos.net/league.php?id=22

lol The Breakers played in a different city each season.

i would wear a shirt w/ that jacksonville bulls logo on it. and maybe one w/ that federals logo, too.

If I had a job that paid money I would probably be making some impulse purchases right now: http://www.teamontop.com/category/USFL%20USFL%20T-Shirts%20and%20Sweatshirts_128

MikeJonze you pretty much just sunk my battleship

30 for 30 has really been great.

What was free agency like the year after the USFL folded? Someone said that 15 guys from the USFL were in the NFL pro bowl the following year, which is insane.

oh damn i REALLY want the boston breakers "fashion tshirt"

I attended a USFL game! Panthers vs the Bandits at the Silverdome. Michigan had a decent team that year iirc.

oh yeah, Bobby Hebert was the QB for the Panthers

http://defactotum.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jeffreedhair.jpg

http://www.oxycottontail.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/1088881073diceclay.jpg

matt taibbi goes after mangini in the new rolling stone

guys i don't think jeff fisher is ok
http://www.musiccitymiracles.com/2009/10/20/1093009/jeff-fisher-went-to-the-rocketown

holy shit. thats a little amusing in hunt3r's world but wtf

haha someone is trying to get fired

Comments on that Titans blog sure make me realize that everyone who posts on ILNFL should be cherished and never taken for granted, because we're all rational, intelligent people who can spell words.

browns news: Dq Jackson, browns leading tackler, is out for the season. 12 guys, including 6 starters, did not practice because of the flu.

ppl who are rabid titans fans confuse me, don't they know that they are rooting for texas secretly?

Comments on that Titans blog sure make me realize that everyone who posts on ILNFL should be cherished and never taken for granted, because we're all rational, intelligent people who can spell words.

Especially since we got rid of Magill and BJO.

lol those guize

Man, somebody better assure me that Fisher pic is shopped.

No it's for real. I saw the video on ESPN.

(I thought it was pretty funny fwiw)

i can see if youre in the league its funny cuz we all sorta friends in here, but for fans and gamblers the NFL IS SERIOUS BIZ

and not even a UT jersey? sheesh.
Tennesseans are not gonna have a sensa humah about this.

it is funny but also pretty bad timing on his part

Hope he's coachin' the Bolts next yr.

He can reunite with Billy Volek!

Kinda wish it was a Brady jersey.

Forgot to add:

California Redwoods at Florida Tuskers
7:00PM EST, Oct 22nd - Citrus Bowl - Orlando, FL

Denny Green's Redwoods are clearly not going to beat the Tuskers on the road imo

I'll probably watch a few mins of it online if The Office sucks this week.

http://lamp.marthastewart.com/Glitter/pdfs/MarthaStewartGlitter_1822266093.pdf

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns- Cleveland has played better in the last couple of weeks, but I don't think they can get over the Packers.
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs- KC is improved and SD is very mediocre at best, so this is a tougher game to call as KC is historically a pretty tough place for division teams to play. I'm leaning SD as I figure Rivers and their receivers are pretty ace.
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams- the Rams would need to have everything completely fall their way, it could happen but it probably won't, so Colts it is.
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers- The Steelers are still kind of ordinary compared to recent years and Minnesota is rolling. It's pretty tough to take the Vikings to go into Pittsburgh and win this one, so I will take the Steelers.
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs- Pats should win this one, although it would be a scream if they lost.
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans- three weeks ago you would go 49ers no doubt. I'll take the Texans but they are pretty much completely unreliable week to week on how good they might play.
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - Neither club is that good, but I will go with the Panthers for their run game.
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - I'll take the Jets and if they lose, apocalypse now.
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - Falcons but it is possible the Cowboys might come off the bye with an idea what to do. Atlanta really didn't win over Chicago as much as the Bears blew it.
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - These clubs are pretty similar down to some key losses on defense. It will probably be a pretty decent game and is a rare match up of clubs I actively follow. I'll go with the heart and take the Bears, sorry Cinci.
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - Saints until they prove to be wrong, but Miami could be an odd enough team to make it close if they can control the ball like they did against the Colts.
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants- I wouldn't want to be the Cards, the Giants got smoked last week and I think they will take it out on Warner. NY it is.
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins- Will Zorn even have a headset? The Eagles need to remember to run the freaking ball a bit. I could see the Redskins D keeping this closer than you might expect, but you have to go with the Eagles looking at the whole picture and not last weeks stumble.

Last week, DUMPSTER FIRE 6-8 for the season 61-29

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns - pack
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs - chargers
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams - colts
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers - stillers
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs - pats
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans - texans
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers - panthers
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders - jets
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys - falcons
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals - bears
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins - saints
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants - giants
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins - eagles

8-6 last week, 60-30 overall.

http://sportscracklepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/reed.jpg

can't stop

guys cable wont be prosecuted. the clownshow MARCHES ON!!

i love jeff reed and i dont think i could possibly articulate why

because he looks like a TNA wrestler?

http://shopping.hobidas.com/image-resources/far-east/GOODS/CHARACTERS/TROLL/TROLL-BANK-GR1.jpg

Picking the Falcons to beat the Boys, otherwise nothing too crazy.

10-4 last week; 64-26 season.

Green Bay Packers at Cleveland Browns
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs
Indianapolis Colts at St. Louis Rams
Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers
New England Patriots at Tampa Bay Bucs
San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans
Buffalo Bills at Carolina Panthers
New York Jets at Oakland Raiders
Atlanta Falcons at Dallas Cowboys
Chicago Bears at Cincinnati Bengals
New Orleans Saints at Miami Dolphins
Arizona Cardinals at New York Giants
Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins

packers
san diego
colts
steelers
pats
niners
carolina
jets
atlanta
bengals
saints
super giants
philly

<3 laurence maroney

On adapting to the cultural differences

"I wasn't really even thinking about leaving the hotel, to be honest. Really, just stay in the hotel all day. So I don't have to worry about walking across nobody's street. It's not a vacation, it's a business trip. That's how I'm taking it. If I want to go sightseeing in London, I'll have to go on my own time. Right now I'm on Patriots' time."

On whether he'll join his teammates on a double-decker bus

"What is a double-decker bus? Do it cost [a lot]? I heard they're already cheating me. I gotta give them like $1.60 to get one pound. That's not fair, that's highway robbery. The dollar isn't even worth a pound. I'm not looking to spend any money."

this pats-bucs game could get ugly

so are the rest of you all still watching that jets-bills game?

i just woke up

am now gonna watch vikings - steelers

oh, brady
just threw another pick. wonder if the receivers are on the same page sometimes. if that one bucs CB wasn't in the game it'd be 34-0 by now

yeah, assuming one of the PATs is no good, of course

bills didn't score on that series. can't believe the jets are still on their side of the 50

something here is wrong

Rushing Indianapolis Rush Yds Avg Lng TD FumL
D. Brown 2 58 29.0 45 0 0
J. Addai 13 35 2.7 9 1

lol only 1 of 6 games in within single digits right now

pats gave up a score wtf

49ers look terrible today.

Haha, daria I thought you meant Brady Anderson, who ALSO threw a pick. If you aren't watching Browns-GB, you're missing a stunning display of team incompetence.

27.7 QB rating for anderson atm

Really thought Niners/Texans would've been more of a contest.

niners can't handle big offenses

maybe that's not exactly true but they've looked terrible in the last two games

it was quite surprising that the vikings chose to use their "don't touch anyone else!" defense on the last steelers drive there, if i may say so myself.

guys i caved and got nfl red zone and even though 5/6 of these games blow, it's so exciting!

i feel really bad for raheem morris he looks like he wants to die.

also it's week 7 so favre is beginning to look really inaccurate and shitty, for those who aren't watching this game

guys i caved and got nfl red zone and even though 5/6 of these games blow, it's so exciting!

You made a wise choice, brownie.

Ugh I mean horseshoe ugh ugh sorry

i am flattered to be mistaken for brownie!

You two are like an ILNFL dream team.

Alex Smith just threw a touchdown for SF.

Guys, would $44 be too much to pay for seeing the Saints obliterate the Bucs in person? I'm thinking of going to another game this season (saw Jax last year), but I wonder if the price will drop as game time gets closer.

hav no particular insight into market timing of these tickets but id drop $44 on that opportunity

guys i think bill belichick tidied himself up a little bit for London. trimmed his hair, maybe even showered.

is it a bucs home game? maybe price will drop. i was going to meet up with a friend to watch monday night football, and the way skins ticket prices are going, actually attending the game might be only slightly more expensive than a bar tab

Yeah, it's a Bucs home game. I'm thinking that the way the Bucs' season is going, they could actually be half that price by the week of the game.

mike tomlin sunglasses <3

he looks so cool

http://i38.tinypic.com/acztjn.jpg

<3 that coach.

is he still wearing the pleated khakis? those have to go

theyre a symbol of maturity and correct priorities

"make a play"

I hope the Niners score here. Niners-Texans is like my ideal 2009 matchup of teams I inexplicably love watching.

Also I think Crabtree may already have as many receptions this season as Heyward-Bey.

Actually he has more.

lol I picked him up in fantasy just on the off-chance he'd do well his first game. No td's, but he's a target at least.

I did not see the Eagles game last week so I think I spotted him an extra one. My bad.

Touchdown Niners.

Awww it warms my heart to see Alex Smith play well.

How do you post an in-game picture .jpg like that??

Brett Favre is hobbling!

why isn't brett favre throwing any interceptions

Al Harris is raping Massaquoi but no calls.

The Vikings offense looks rattled.

Ordinarily I would be excited with a GB goal line stand like that but I would not have minded the Browns scoring there.

I am enjoying the Vikings self-destructing on that last drive, though.

How do you post an in-game picture .jpg like that??

Daria watches on a computer I think.

yeah i have a TV tuner card thing, i don't have a separate TV

Oh God Chris Myers is making topical jokes.

maroney! 35-7
raheem morris on the sideline calling for assistance

I want to nominate that Sidney Rice catch for Catch of the Month.

yeah that was beautiful. fucking sidney rice.

aw yeah

ahahahahah brett favre, all is forgiven, sidney rice!

LOL

Oh Favre *facepalm*

Steelers!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL THAT LOOKED LIKE FUN!

jesus favre

is it too much to ask that the vikings lose every game from here on out due to spectacular favre fuck-ups? i think not.

greee hee hee heeeeee

lamarr woodley is having fun

well he did it to the jets so why not? xpost

in fairness that tripping penalty was 99% nonsense but that doesn't excuse favre then just shitting himself or childress's insistence on never running adrian peterson ever again.

ok pats up 28 late in the 4th and they've still got welkah returning punts? how is this a good idea when they only have one other receiver

saw that coming

Percy!!!

um why the fuck did bro just block that ref?

this 49ers texans game getting intrsting

what just happened?

PERCY

Ninersssss

lol jeff reed zing

wha happened - farve throw int td?

omg i just got xped like 10 times in row wtf slow down dudes im tryina make important posts

jeff reed, you idiot

*makes drinky drinky motion*

do they have back-up refs? cos this bro is getting removed from the field

lol @ reed forgetting this isn't touch football

i keep seeing this sam alex smith-vernon davis td highlight again and again

same, rather

wait what? alex smith? i went out for less than an hour and the world turned back to 2007

delay of game on the defense? learn something new every day

Wow Minnesota is trying to get every penalty possible.

pats 94
tenn/tb 7

lol @ siragusa "karate CHOP!"

is this a 2 game point differential record btw^^

brett favre is now going to march the vikings down the field and into history

down the field and into our <3s

smith is movin' it

What the hell Isaac Bruce is still playing.

make a fuckin tackle

WHY DID HE SCREAM LIKE THAT. SO SCARY

omg

goddamn, adrian peterson

Wow AD just blew William Gay up.

ap is a monster

woooooooooooooo

that was the most insane thing i've ever seen

he is a transformer

and here it is. the favre magic.

lmao favre strikes back

HAHAHAHA

what a weird game

is it too much to ask that the vikings lose every game from here on out due to spectacular favre fuck-ups? i think not.

― horseshoe, Sunday, October 25, 2009 3:46 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I love U Pittsburgh Stillers!

LIKE A KID OUT THERE

wait wtf wish so bad i had tv rite now

not much of an effort from favre on the runback

http://i36.tinypic.com/258ccjk.jpg

Brett Favre is having fun, turning checkdowns into Pick sixes.

that was a team effort

Oh man I want to see a meaningless Favre INT so bad.

REALLY? NOW YOU TAKE A TIME OUT, CHILDRESS?

i feel like i'm watching an eagles game.

how about a meaningless favre sack

You may find this hard to believe but Derek Anderson did not throw for 100 yards today.

omg my boyfriend is literally screaming right now

Nice job shoulderplanting Favre on the last play.

tell yr boyfriend hi for me!!!!!

L O L

i'm guessing his hi back would be along the lines of "FUCK BRETT FAVRE FUCK HIM FUCK FAVRE FUCK FUCK THANK GOD WE BOUGHT THAT ASSHOLE" so i'll just pass that along

so anyway now it's romo time!

isn't that sentiment for sane vikings fans.. not a new thing? i mean i'd be saying that all the time because you know that spectacular fuckup is about to happen

that reminds me schef, maybe you should do romo-crying.jpg in glitter paint

yes but so far he's been pulling wins out of adrian peterson's ass.

xpost YES

I've got Saints-Fins YAYYYYY

shouldve kept pulling those out imho xp

saints-fins sounds like fun, going to go find a stream of that

oh look, this game is at the cowboy terrordome
http://i33.tinypic.com/2v33crm.jpg

the cbs team informed me that farve had a good game, the mistakes at the end were not his fault, and the vikings really showed us something. ┐('～`；)┌

Tell yr boyfriend I think he is a very good writer and also that LOL at Favre.

i bett farve was all o yeah its favre time now - only hes unclear on what constitutes favre time

LOL hatcat

xpost i saw that on cbs! i didn't understand it. they showed you that they could go toe-to-toe with pittsburgh.. and lose by ten points?

he's never early, he's always late -- first thing you learn is that you always got to wait

xp

Maybe they are saying that you're always in the game when the old Gunslinger is out there, until he decides to begin giving the ball to the other team repeatedly.

tell alex i say way to stick it to the dickholes at the wash post editorial page and also LOL FAVRE

wtf I don't have a late game!

thank you, jake delhomme :D

jamarcus interception

Bay area has Bills vs Panthers. Yay. Looks like I'm playing video games until tonight.

Saints got screwed on a challenge they definitely would have won because of a videotape malfunction upstairs.

Since I don't have a game, I guess I'm going to catch up on my dvr. Two eps of CSI, here I come!

Bay area has Bills vs Panthers.

This is cruel.

http://i.imgur.com/WyoOL.jpg

uh shrunk^ click through in that

andre johnson went to the hospital.

interception russell

<3 justin.tv <3

I am a little disappointed that I had to take a seat in the bar on campus near the TVs that are showing Cowboys-Falcons and Raiders-Jets, since I would rather watch Saints-Dolphins, but more importantly I am just happy that there is a bar on campus that has NFL Sunday Ticket. It is nice to know I am paying a million dollars a year for SOMETHING, you know?

cincy is just whoopin' the bearz.

i like cutler but i think it's hilarious that the broncos are doing so well and the bears have no shot at the playoffs w the pack & vikes ahead of them

This Saints game is happening on Crazyplanet.

Roy Williams is the Braylon Edwards of the Cowboys.

<3 the dolphins so much

Shonn Greene sighting!

hahah miami! this is really fun to watch

Holy crap Ochocinco is already over 100 yds. I hope Jay Cutler enjoyed their dinner together, at least.

Miami is just destroying New Orleans. DID NOT SEE THIS COMING

THE WILDPAT

Hahaha the Saints fans in the bar right now look like they want to die a little.

touchdown dallas

the transition from 1-15 cam cameron/cleo lemon dolphins to amazing superfun wildcat dolphins is the most insane & unforeseen thing ever - the only team that people in miami care about is the phins

touchdown bengals

i'm really happy for marvin lewis & chad ocho

Uhhhh . . . WOW dolphins.

jake delhomme just made the jake delhomme face again.

i can't believe miami came up with this wacky new offense just for this game!

It is weird that there are more blowouts than there were last week and I am still enjoying this Sunday way more than last Sunday. Some of that probably has to be that the Vikings lost a close one this time. I'm not proud of that or anything but still.

I regret starting Miami D in anti-fantasy

xpost you mean the adorable one? <3

It's the sad Charlie Brown one.

cutler pick

this miami-saints game really reminds me of the giants-pats super bowl, though a bit more exaggerated. basically a good pass rush is the only thing that can neutralize a locked in passing game - right now the miami d is playing super aggressive & fast & confident - also the offense is getting great field position

picked a good week to be playing against drew brees (so far)

Is Buffalo going to win another ugly one?

Shootme_now: saints are gonna go home with serious butt hurt at end of game

I know that Levi's aren't even in made in America anymore but still those Walt Whitman commercials are so badass!

cowboys are in the wildcat

false start

was just going to post about that. um, watching cowboys games.. WTF goes on at practice that they are constantly shooting themselves in the foot with stupid penalties?

yay dolphins! i don't know if it's that surprising; remember how close they played the colts? it is a well-coached team

Hahaha Tony Romo's route in the wildcat was apparently to spin around.

god the CBS halftime team is awkward. no chemistry. guys seem like they dont even like each other.

cowboys are in the wildcat

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false start

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lol

Esiason, Sharpe, and Marino is a terrible team. They built that team like Dan Snyder or something.

cedric ellis of the saints getting carried off.

Reggie Bush was tackled by the grass.

marino can't stand esiason for sure.

everyone seems really tense when sharpe is talking, like god just stfu

the best thing about that cowboys wildcat was that they gave up on it right after the false start. It's like they brought it in to get the false start and then they were like "we did it, guys"

After that last sack one of the Saints fans here got PISSED. He is still screaming a little.

xp "Hooray we're just like the Dolphins now!"

everyone seems really tense when sharpe is talking, like god just stfu

He is worse than the boom goes the dynamite guy at play by play on highlight packages.

dolphins are jumping the snap count on every play

chicago hilariously driving for meaningless field goal.

wtf are these scores even

everyone seems really tense when sharpe is talking, like god just stfu

lol yup, that's pretty much what just happened. I was only listening with half an ear, but there was some Fox-style cross-talk and an abrupt interruption to cut to a commercial.

that was a great td by romo.

saints need play action and/or running to slow down the dolphins pass rush but they aren't committed to that and are down so much already - brees is getting swarmed on literally every play

The Falcons do not seem like they are making Tony Romo feel hurried at all, even when they blitz and three guys touch him like on that play.

so mad at the falcons right now

falcons need to step it up

I think if we unban Ade that might be the boost ATL needs.

Why do the tunnels at the Terrordome have blue mood lights? Is the Cowboys locker room in a German disco?

Adam_Schefter: Buffalo has 39 total yards at halftime -- and is winning 7-2.

I think if we unban Ade that might be the boost ATL needs.

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otm

The Saints fans got so excited by that Colston TD that they whiffed on a high-five.

And yeah they are not responding well to the reversal.

rex ryan mic'ed at bills game

Buffalo's defense is pretty good.

it's a shame about our offense ;_;

terrible int for cutler

bears o line is dogshit

Maybe, but a bad idea to throw a fade-away bomb into heavy coverage.

Touchdown Falcons! They looked really good on that drive.

Oh man Saints just got back in it if the Sharper INT counts for a TD.

<3 <3 <3 jerius byrd

<3 <3 <3 jake delhomme

Sharper should play offense.

that ball looked out to me - this ref today has totally blown two obv replays today tho

man carolina really comes unglued when they get a drive going

touchdown stands in miami

this is the second time all year that buffalo has been in first and goal.

o_O

So seriously... Derrick Brooks couldn't help this Bears team?

touchdown 8-5

mark sanchez just dropped the ball on the ground for no reason

boy just awful to watch cincy game. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

are you watching three games at once?

xpost

haha i know that was sort of hilarious

xpost i disagree, ochocinco just sambaed :D

redzone live is THE BEST

brownie u have to get red zone! it is awesome esp if your team is no good.

hmm

touchdown cowboyz :(

Redzone is one of the best purchases I have ever made.

I ordered the extra Sports Pack from Comcast mostly for NBA TV (Payton & Webber!!!) and the chance that the Fox Sports Regional networks would let me watch more UCLA basketball games but NFL Redzone has been the MVP of that purchase, by far.

I kinda think Delhomme could still play well in a better offense.

great int by miami in the endzone

Wow Nate Jones just got a ridiculous INT off of Colston in the end zone.

is redzone cable TV? cuz I don't have cable

It is, yes.

Terrence Newman just lost 11 yards trying to run back a punt for the Cowboys.

wow, huge pass by ryan fitz

why are you all buying redzone?! that channel is like seizures!

also big lolz @ aikman bitching vociferously about the cowboys not putting down their curtain in the end zone. he is right! NFL rules were put in place so that stadiums can no longer be built east-west for this reason. but lolz @ aikman anyway.

why are you all buying redzone?! that channel is like seizures!

I guess I don't seizure very easily.

I thank Tim & Eric for preparing me well.

it was too much for me - the week i watched it seemed to just be glamour shots of bill belichick, and i ws in a bar NOT playing the giants and becoming increasingly frustrating that they wouldn't shut off redzone and put on the damn giants, so maybe it varies.

this saints game is stressful. ANOTHER turnover.

the dolphins d-line is just murdering the saints right now

Redzone is like 20% as overloady as watching the NCAA Tournament on a TV while watching March Madness on demand on a nearby computer, which I have done before.

Miles Austin might have had another TD except that he literally just dropped the ball out of bounds.

I'm snagging a horrible quality online feed of the Saints/Dolphins game, but the quality of the game is totes making up for it.

i guess you picked last week to start watching redzone? this week it is probably all ochocinco which has to be lots more entertaining

hey guys. so if scores hold up i'll have picked every late game wrong.

gus johnson is really trying to make this bills/panthers game exciting.

god if redzone was only ochocinco, i'd pay $400 for it.

Also right now I am in a bar following Cowboys-Falcons and Saints-Dolphins (Bengals-Bears is also on a bit farther away but I mean, there's no reason to devote any energy to that) and also reading about Congenital Heart Defects.

I BOUGHT A T-SHIRT FROM HIS WEBSITE TO ENTER A SWEEPSTAKES TO MEET OCHOCINCO. I WISH I WAS KIDDING.

I would've too if I had the spare cash. ^^^

xp ^the wk 8 thread title

NFLN should just go ahead and make "Ochocinco 24/7" and air it on all non-football days.

Also, I shall not be doubting Cincy the rest of the season.

Mark Sanchez is eating a hot dog on the bench.

Is that a euphemism?

why is bears-bengals still on my tv? jt o sullivan is in for the bengals

i am also watching Saints/Dolphins on a shitty stream. TD NO. Good freakin game now.

Reggie Bush just doesn't run with any spark anymore. I know he's had injuries, but he just looks now like he's collecting a paycheck.

Unless somehow Matty Ice makes something happen right now the Saints are our last best hope for something amazing. Even though Jets-Raiders might actually go final before Saints-Dolphins begins the 4th quarter.

gus johnson is really trying to make this bills/panthers game exciting.

lol yeah, he is crackin me up.

atlanta has totally shit the bed

Crayton just ran one all the way back for Dallas so that game is pretty much dead.

man, the bills are some lucky motherfuckers

^^^post i never thought i'd make

Gus Johnson is something else.

what channel is saints-dolphins on, cbs or fox?

xpost yeah wtf is going on there? delhomme has over 300 fucking yards!

buff with the recovery!

i am also watching a bad stream of the saints-dolphins game, atlanta having just collapsed and died

I kind of want one of the TVs here to switch over to Panthers-Bills, and yet...do I? Mostly I just wanna spend some time with Gus.

huge pass for the dolphins

this game is fucking amazing

Saints/Dolphins a Fox game.

LOL if this game runs long enough to delay the ALCS.

wow, that was the most excited ricky williams has ever been.

i know right

why is buff running sweeps when they need to run the clock out?

Guys, this Dolphins team is starting to get fucking scary.

wtf was sharper doing

not even the 4th quarter yet!

guh that means i have no chance of seeing the end of saints-dolphins. damnit. unless cowboys-falcons just disappears.

Next 2 Dolphins games: @ Jets (!) and @ Patriots (!!!)

wow

this game is just insane

pls 2 tackle shockey

hahaha, I imagine Shockey saying "FUCK you, FUCK you, FUCK you" that whole way down the field

hate that playcall even if it worked

It is still fun to see one of those Reggie Bush leaping TDs.

hahaha, I imagine Shockey saying "FUCK you, FUCK you, FUCK you" that whole way down the field
shockey is on the twitter and this is pretty much what it is

what the hell is this saints game

can already see that reg bush jump in a commercial

jesus holy shit

Roddy White just got OBLITERATED.

Bush showed a little commitment on that one!

roddy looked so shook

Terence Newman making up for the shitty punt return earlier by concussing the shit out of Falcon receivers, apparently.

did that get overturned?

He fumbled out of bounds, I think.

Bush showed a little commitment on that one!

true dat. I eat my words.

red zone needs to just scrap its format for the next half hr and show no/mia

love the shot of sanchez and rex ryan giving bill callahan a gatorade bath.

This is now the third Dolphins game I've seen this season, and they're by far the most fun team to watch this year.

usually the coach does not pour gatorade on people

This is now the third Dolphins game I've seen this season, and they're by far the most fun team to watch this year.

completely agree.

poor delhomme

@billromanowski: I think (the Raiders) should hire Adam Sandler as Raiders QB. He played QB at the Longest Yard. He's probably better.

ohno, did jake mess up again? ;_;

fox is switching off bears-bengals and on to cowboys-falcons. are they trolling?

shockey is not sane

wtf, why would they switch you over to dallas/atl? this game's about to be over, and it's boring

Does anyone have more weapons than Brees?

gatorading after beating raiders is some lol

xp

Even Heath Evans is a pretty useful receiver.

I'm sure it's just the choppy stream, but it looked like Mike Bell's feet never touched the ground on that 7 yd rush. He just hovered down the field at a high velocity.

saints take the lead

Drew Brees dunking over the crossbar!

aw @ lil drew brees jumping up to touch the goalpost

Missed PAT!

oh shiiiiiii

who misses an extra point?! so weird

this game is not earth

john carney is probably not going to the pro bowl this year.

this game is not earth

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lol

there is still 8:35 left, someone is potentially hitting 50 here

whoa mark brunell sighting

Ronnie Brown looks like a real QB back there.

that was some mcnabb shit

holy fuck why are they still showing me the cowboys taking a knee over and over again

holy shit, Fox just put the Saints game on after having non football programming all afternoon.

no more shitty stream! yay!

NOW THEY'RE SHOWING THE COWBOYS WANDERING OFF THE FIELD. JESUS CHRIST I HATE YOU SO MUCH FOX.

oh thank god they finally switched i was about to murder myself with a bazooka

hahah

shockey shoulda had that

Oh man Reggie Bush!

haha, run down by his own guy

not gibril wilson's best day iirc

miami's d is breathing heavily.

FOX WAS TROLLING

we need ally's dad to email the post again

this is the closest thing I've seen to an NBA game in full pads

Vonte Davis didn't do anything there, wtf is Ade's bf talking about.

I dunno if you need to give that much credit to Davis on that play, so much as to the ball bouncing off Colston's hands.

agree, i didn't see how he did anything to break up that play!

Like Christmas, the playoff picture keeps coming up earlier and earlier.

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__17/ept_sports_nfl_experts-156144783-1256192826.jpg?ym68YFCDsXVPbCNX

lol so useless

I am not in favor of any Playoff bracket that does not permit the playing of additional Dolphins games.

i remember three weeks ago when they were like "well u might as well just crown the niners in the nfc west"

ted ginn jr!

wau aints

Ginn you gotta catch that homie

Love this game.

my brother & i just sent each other the exact same text

"RIP ted ginn's career"

Hahaha Camarillo bowling for clock stoppage!

he is super hated in miami - i'm a huuuuuge ginn stan, i loved the pick and i think he could be great, but i think he will have to blossom with another team

Awwww murderous penalty.

that was so retarded

9. Ted Ginn Jr.
10. Amobi Okoye
11. Patrick Willis
12. Marshawn Lynch
13. Adam Carriker
14. Darrelle Revis

Ricky nooooooooo

yeah i think the dolphins would want revis in that sequence

The thought of Brown + Ricky + BEAST MODE in Wildcat is kind of cracking me up, though.

although, what's funny about that is that ginn BURNED revis for that huge 60 yd td in the monday night game

Here's the game...

*Price is Right loser horns*

I assumed that guy was Sharper for a second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

well that went about as badly as humanly possible

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

http://sadtrombone.com/

miami needs to figure out their end of game issues yo

henne made some real bad throws

aw man, i like the saints, but that was a bummer

i'm not sure if miami have decided whether or not they actually want to win football games, they seem pretty ambivalent about it

i v much hope miami figures out their end of game issues before the new england game i plan to enjoy that game v much

Maybe their team meetings are all about what kind of formations and trick plays will look best on TV, and the whole "maybe not let the other team score" thing is put on the back burner. I am OK with that kind of strategy, but I feel bad for them,

the dolphins have to be the best & most fun 2-4 team in nfl history

i hope they stick it up rex ryan's massive ass next week

They are running inside the 2 minute warning down by 12!

Oh man NO vs. NE on Nov 30th! I would like to see a Gentleman's Agreement that neither team will call any running plays.

ugh i mean i'm beyond even having hatred for the manning bros but come the fuck on nbc

god NBC is showing eli manning and the football giants in a certain memorable play in a certain game WHY

it's kind of mean to break this play down in front of rodney harrison

lol i think they're going to show clips from that interview with manning all season long, CAD!

i v much hope miami figures out their end of game issues before the new england game i plan to enjoy that game v much

Perhaps they're saving it up and will defeat New England 389 -- 3.

I don't think I've ever been this proud of the Saints for a regular season win. I've never seen such a team effort pull off something like that. We usually do that kinda shit and then lose at the last minute (see miracle play game). Thanks to Miami for playing an exciting game!

You're welcome!

I like these Saints, BTW. Just don't go undefeated, or anything.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the falcons swept us. I'm just keeping my fingers crossed that this isn't our last game in Miami this season.

yeah that was a fumble

<3 eli

was he just kind of yawning and looking bored on the sideline there & the camera caught him as he suddenly realized something happened in the game? that was funny

wow wuz lookin at box scores - bills had 9 first downs & won by 11 pts

lol wiki vandalism

Buffalo Bills

Byrd was drafted by the Buffalo Bills in the second round (42nd overall) of the 2009 NFL Draft. He began 2009 training camp on the Active/Non-Football Injury list, but was activated on August 17.

In a Week 6 rivalry game versus the New York Jets, Byrd intercepted two Mark Sanchez passes. One of the interceptions was intended for Braylon Edwards.

In Week 7, Byrd had another two picks against the weak arm of Jake Delhomo.

bills fans are the classiest

it's def not out of the question that that's the work of an enraged panthers fan

Byrd is the son of Chargers great Gill Byrd, one of my all-time favorite players.

xp that was my assumption

holy shit

:-( sorry cards

that was weird

does it feel like there's been an unusual amount of those this year?

whut happen'd, watchin mlb

rogers-cromartie tips a pass in the air, hakeem nicks snatches it and rolls in to the end zone

o nice

this is the worst punting i've ever seen in an nfl game?

lol @ ads for this twilight movie thing. eaten by wolves!

oh heartbreaking

To be fair, that's a pretty good punt for a 52 year old.

these wildcat plays do not end well. maybe the cardinals need a special name for it or something?

why is there no sunday night game next week??

jesus adrian wilson has had a huge game tonight

probably a world series game that night xp

eh damn yr probably right

Is Michael Mann flying around in a helicopter for NBC tonight or what? the shots of NYC are almost making me look forward to the commercial breaks.

man not sure abt that--they were super close to the end zone

BAWS

damn, kevin boss. that's gotta hurt

hoooo boy

rip giants

adrian wilson has seriously been everywhere tonight

he's a hell of a player

that slo mo punch replay was something

i do kind of appreciate collinsworth when he's just complaining about players who screw up

i really wanted cris and al to start talking about why ppl do the things they do

y is 1 person born 1 way and another born another ?

"i ask myself these things sometimes"

what a catch!

THANK YOU STEVE SMITH

collinsworth is funny when he can't just make one comment about a screwup, he goes on and on, like explaining in great detail with replays re: why manningham ran a bad route in the first half. he was so irate about it!

damn, giants

That catch was bananas.

im just waitin 4 the comparison 2 helmet catch

xxxp yeah he was otm about that route--excellent analysis. problem with collinsworth is he plays down to bad games

jesus fuckin christ

<3 u antrelle

really nice game for cards' defense

ugh eli

collinsworth has been great imo

and that was an awful idea

i blame eli's stubble tbh

bummer
eli looks cute with the stubble though

yesss cards

I get that this is a big victory and all, but Al Michaels is either overstating this particular game a little, or is possibly not aware that the Arizona Cardinals won multiple playoff games last year, including but not limited to the NFC Championship.

yeah eli has hypnotized me all night tbh

the giants kind of look like crap right now

except eli's beautiful face

xp they have gobs of talent but aren't really putting it together; also their defense kinda blows beyond the front four

They have fallen off way way less than the rest of the NFC East, though.

yeah, the d is getting shoved around left and right

They have fallen off way way less than the rest of the NFC East, though.

Have to wait until tomorrow to see if the Iggles thing was a fluke.

if the stubble is an attempt to look older, it didn't work, eli still looks like he is about 18

two weeks of mostly ugly games!

okay i was away the entire day and missed the lols and the humiliations (my own team's included ;_;) wtf happened to the giant? and really, wtf happened to the bears?

I LOVE YOU HAKEEM NICKS!!!

when a game like the bengals-bears happens is usually because one team thinks that they can legitimize themselves by beating the other, while the other thinks that they are just going to walk in and win by virtue of the logo on the helmet, and thus there is a huge motivation & enthusiasm gap that results in a total route. that's basically what that game looked like to me.

you're probably right, tho honestly i can't figure out the bears AT ALL. florio or one of his drones yesterday pointed out how good ced benson and kyle orton have looked since getting away from norv's bro ron, and how shitty cutler has looked at times this season. not sure if there's anything to it but i was like "hmmm"

cutler is the same, but instead having to compensate for having no d and no running back, now he has to add bad o-line and poor receivers.

orton has all day long to be his super careful self, receivers who can separate, who come back, and who get yards after catch.

this is precisely what cutler trade apologists predicted, which irks.

this is precisely what cutler trade apologists predicted, which irks.

^_____^

hay guys

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Chiefs running back Larry Johnson has belittled his rookie head coach on his Twitter account, saying Todd Haley has "nuthn" when it comes to NFL-quality credentials.

The remarks were posted several hours after the Chiefs (1-6) were routed at home 37-7 by San Diego.

One tweet read: "My father got more creditentials than most of these pro coaches." That is followed by: "My father played for the coach from "rememeber the titans". Our coach played golf. My father played for redskins briefley. Our coach. Nuthn."

Haley did not play high school or college football. He attended college on a golf scholarship. He was hired by first-year general manager Scott Pioli to replace the fired Herm Edwards.

"I talked to Larry about it and he was focusing more on pumping up his father than anything else," Johnson's agent Peter Schaffer said. "He wasn't trying to downgrade anyone ... yes, everyone is frustrated after a loss like this but I wouldn't put too much into it."

Johnson had 49 yards on 16 carries in the Chiefs' defeat. Kansas City has a bye next week.

A spokesman for the Chiefs said Monday it was not certain if the tweets, posted under the alias of "Toonicon" were posted by Johnson. The Kansas City Star reported, however, that Johnson had said the online alias is his and the account includes a link to Johnson's personal Web site.

The final post read: "Make me regret it. Lmao. U don't stop my checks. Lmao. So 'tweet' away."

The tweets drew responses, including one that referred to a nightclub incident in which Johnson was accused of spitting in someone's face. Johnson's response include a three-letter homophobic slur.

the alias of "Toonicon"

toon icon?

http://travelswithrilla.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/roger_rabbit1.jpg

a three-letter homophobic slur.

"hom"

lol

i tried putting these quotes into the google translator under the "2009 NFL Player" language, and it came out "i want to be traded to a winner like braylon."

do you guys remember when larry johnson was accused of being in a gay relationship with jay-z because they co-owned an apt together in manhattan

perhaps he's been playing for the Bears all along

i tried putting these quotes into the google translator under the "2009 NFL Player" language, and it came out "i want to be traded to a winner like braylon."

― bitter about emo (Hunt3r), Monday, October 26, 200

LJ hitting the hole a little late, no?

ha, duh, that would be a problem.

he can get waived though.

JaMarcus Russell on Raider's problems...

"I don't think it's me personally, I really don't," Russell said. "It's a bad combination of one guy doesn't do something right one time. Personally, I don't think so.

"Do you?"

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/10/26/SPNU1AAIME.DTL&feed=rss.raiders

Passing G Comp Att Pct Yds Y/A Y/G TD Int Long Sack Yds/L Fum FumL
JaMarcus Russell 7 74 160 46.3 891 5.6 127.3 2 8 86 18 101 5 5

Going back even before Lovie Smith, the Bears pretty much seem to get completely crippled by injuries every other season and this seems to be the banged up year. The defense is getting pretty banged up and thin and they haven't had a sack in two games and have been run over the past two years.

Cutler is going to get the big blame. The press is pretty fickle, as they hated him in week 1 and then was thinking he was great two weeks later and now he is back to sucking it up big time. Can't hide from the interceptions, but part of it is they are winging it up deep all the time. He should get some of the blame, but it goes pretty deep.

Orlando Pace seems to get a dumb penalty every time they get into the red zone the past couple of weeks.

hey guys! i'm calling the plays for the redskins tonight!

they're giving me the 1st half to get up to speed, and we'll see how that goes.

wish me luck!

don't let zorn overrule yr plays daria

nah we cut his mic, he just doesn't know it

this is gonna be fun! see yall in a bit

Run Portis between the tackles for 1-yard gains!!!

in fairness it might also help the eagles to have a 70 year old bingo caller shout out their plays instead of andy reid, so the skins might be onto something here.

i know desean jackson is fast but it looked like the redskins were just standing around on that play

that guy has made more explosive plays in the first six or seven weeks than anyone in NFL history!!!!

is that a stat? cool!

What happened?

i lol'd at that but then he said that stat which was only for the first three weeks but whatever

desean/maclin-era eagz are so fun

Nevermind, I just saw. Apparently Jackson can play every offensive position in football.

So Cooley is the only player left on the Redskins.

hahha from one sherm to another

yea i really wanted the flow chart 2 include a 3rd sherm

"the call will then be acted out in charade by Sherman Hemsley, at which point Campbell will decipher the movements and relay the play to the huddle."

Who is this Weaver dude?

fuuuuck no no no

I can't see it. Does it look bad?

actual lol jordan

yeah...westbrook's been down for a few minutes now. fletcher inadvertantly kneed westbrook in the head, looks to be a neck injury

concussion

yikes

color me shocked that brian westbrook is hurt

shit

too bad--one of the guys i def enjoy watching

lesean mccoy is dope anyway tbh

yah i'm excited to see him, and there's still bout 1/2 a bottle of wine to drink

i don't really like lesean mccoy :/

oh geez

the eagles always win me over every time i watch them. can i get a lil mcnabb dance tonight? this is what i want

this is not gonna be a contest

!!! one out of every 15 pass attempts against the iggs has been intercepted O_O

this year

this is out of control

damn, i might even get to study tonight

can i get a lil mcnabb dance tonight? this is what i want

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Monday, October 26, 2009 9:19 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

well shit, kill bill vol. 2 is on spike

uh oh now MICHAEL VICK is having FUN??

we are going to need a bigger funhouse

low block on the kicking team? huh?

oh cole you fucking idiot

the bottom 11 list over the weekend:

1) Raiders (L to NYJ 38-0)
2) Seahawks (bye)
3) Panthers (L to Bills 20-9)
4) Bills (see above!)
5) Chiefs (L to SD 37-7)
6) Redskins (;_;)
7) Lions (bye)
8) Titans (bye)
9) Buccaneers (L to NE 35-7)
10)Browns (L to GB 31-3)
11)Rams (L to IND 42-6)

what a rancid, rancid bunch (except for the bills, they might actually be too good for this group!)

The Sherm-based offense seemed pretty OK on that drive.

Apparently both teams had combined for 36 total yards in the 2nd quarter before that sack.

wow awful job by skins on that

desean <3

i mean they are talking abt the eagles offense and not why desean was 7 yards behind the defense

he made a nice move, also the corner bit for some reason, maybe he thought donovan was running? idunno, pretty bad

yeah it was weird like three guys started back upfield and he just ran by em

"clinton portis said last time he heard an audible he was playing with the denver broncos"

If you eliminate DeSean Jackson this would apparently be a closer, even more boring game. Eagles have four fewer 1st Downs than the f'ing Redskins!

yeah bad game tbh

Announcers have started making whooshing noises.

luckily i'm wasted and am importing cds

London Fletcher just had a pretty sweet celebration after watching DeSean Jackson get a pass thrown past him and then hitting DeSean Jackson late.