Stop Showing Brett Favre Being Joyous In Slow Motion!!! - WEEK NINE 2009

Arizona at Chicago* → This is going to be a very close, very boring game. Chicago might capitalize on a Warner INT and just eek out a win at home.
Detroit at Seattle* → Detroit, after losing to St. Louis, is dead to me. I hope Seattle does to them what they did to the Jaguars a few weeks ago. Shut out.
Baltimore at Cincinnati* → Before the Ravens stuffed Denver last week, I wouldn't have thought this would be so close. I'm still picking the Bengals at home, but it's definitely not a sure thing.
Houston at Indianapolis* → The Colts will lose some game this season, but it's not going to be this week.
Green Bay* at Tampa Bay → If Green Bay just repeats their losing performance from last week, it will be a winning performance in Tampa.

A more respectable 9-4 last week, 80-36 on the season.
Kansas City at Jacksonville* → The Jags weren't exactly sharp in Tennessee, but I think the Chiefs come off a bye even crappier than before.
Miami at New England* → I love seeing Miami unexpectedly embarrass the Pats every once in a while, but I'm not counting on it happening this time.
Washington at Atlanta* → Me and ten ilx0rs could beat Washington by two touchdowns and a field goal this Sunday, so this should be extraordinarily easy for Atlanta.
Tennessee at San Francisco* → Tennessee got things clicking last week, but a repeat performance will be hard against a 49ers team that got *this* close to upsetting the Colts.
Carolina at New Orleans* → Delhomme's 1-game no interception streak comes to an end in New Orleans. They're already doing a money pool in the locker room.
San Diego* at New York Giants → Even traveling all the way across the continent with a craptastic defense, the Bolts are capable of handing the Giants a fourth embarrassing loss in a row.
Dallas at Philadelphia* → I like a combination of Desean Jackson and the Philly D to knock a rolling Dallas down a peg.
Pittsburgh at Denver* → Even considering how bad Denver looked last week, I think they get back on track at Invesco and beat a hit-or-miss Steeler team.

A more respectable 9-4 last week, 80-36 on the season.

(okay, weird formatting snafu there)

(honorable mention thread title: "next week's thread title better involve the saints' mouthguards")

Arizona at Chicago - Cards
Detroit at Seattle - Seahawks
Baltimore at Cincinnati - Bengals
Houston at Indianapolis - Colts
Green Bay at Tampa Bay - Packers
Kansas City at Jacksonville - Jags
Miami at New England - Pats
Washington at Atlanta - Falcons
Tennessee at San Francisco - 49ers
Carolina at New Orleans - Saints
San Diego at New York Giants - Bolts
Dallas at Philadelphia - Eagles
Pittsburgh at Denver - Steelers

10-3 last week. 18-8 since i started makin' picks two weeks ago.

Browns fire GM, rumor has it BERNIE KOSAR is going to be the replacement

really???

not really, surely.

In the bankruptcy filing in June, Kosar listed $1.5 million in debt owed the Browns.

its like working off a dinner check by washing dishes i think is the browns logic here

that is the rumor - Bernie was hired recently by the browns as a consultant so it kinda fits

yeah lol the cleveland browns as debtor prison is about right

OMG BROWNIE SO EXCITED!!

I don't think it's going to happen tbh. Bernie has taken some shots to the head but still

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Arizona at Chicago - Chicago
Detroit at Seattle - Seahawks
Baltimore at Cincinnati - Baltimore
Houston at Indianapolis - Houston
Green Bay at Tampa Bay - Packers
Kansas City at Jacksonville - Kansas City
Miami at New England - Patriots
Washington at Atlanta - Falcons
Tennessee at San Francisco - Tennessee
Carolina at New Orleans - Saints
San Diego at New York Giants - Bolts
Dallas at Philadelphia - Dallas
Pittsburgh at Denver - Steelers

8-5 last week, 78-38 on the year

Arizona at Chicago*
Detroit at Seattle*
Baltimore at Cincinnati*
Houston at Indianapolis*
Green Bay* at Tampa Bay
Kansas City* at Jacksonville
Miami at New England*
Washington at Atlanta*
Tennessee at San Francisco*
Carolina at New Orleans*
San Diego at New York Giants*
Dallas at Philadelphia*
Pittsburgh* at Denver

I am happy to have been quoted for the thread title but sad that it had to involve Brett Favre.

I cannot pick football game to save my life, but uh, I would guess the Falcons, Packers, and Saints will probably win. More importantly there are like five games I am totally amped to watch, so the real winner this week will probably be me.

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lots of tough picks this week imo

Arizona at Chicago → cards
Detroit at Seattle → seahawks, on homefield alone
Baltimore at Cincinnati → ravens
Houston at Indianapolis → colts
Green Bay at Tampa Bay → pack
Kansas City at Jacksonville → jags
Miami at New England → pats
Washington at Atlanta → falcons
Tennessee at San Francisco → niners
Carolina at New Orleans → nola
San Diego at New York Giants → i wish someone would tell me what was wrong with the giants. i'll say bolts.
Dallas at Philadelphia → eagles
Pittsburgh at Denver → if this was in pittsburgh i wouldn't hesitate...as it is i don't see either offense moving the ball well and will pick steelers by a field goal.

8-5 last week, 77-39 overall

4-9 last week (FUCK); 73-43 for the year

Arizona at Chicago → cards
Detroit at Seattle → SEA
Baltimore at Cincinnati → ravens
Houston at Indianapolis → colts
Green Bay at Tampa Bay → pack
Kansas City at Jacksonville → jags
Miami at New England → pats
Washington at Atlanta → falcons
Tennessee at San Francisco → niners
Carolina at New Orleans → nola
San Diego at New York Giants → NYG
Dallas at Philadelphia → eagles
Pittsburgh at Denver → PIT

Arizona at Chicago – Arizona is consistent at being inconsistent. They definitely have the tools, but who knows how they will do week to week. The Bears are getting pretty nicked up on defense and their offensive line is just not very good now. I think it is a hard call, but I will take the Bears out of stubbornness more than any real indication that they should win.
Detroit at Seattle – Ugly and fugly here, I’d think with all of the injuries to the Seahawk line it might keep it closer than you expect, but there is no way I would take the Lions to win on the road in Seattle at this point.
Baltimore at Cincinnati – One thing is sure about the AFC Central is that no matter who is playing, the fans hate each other. I really want to believe the Bengals will win, but I cannot be enough of a homer, so I will take the Ravens.
Houston at Indianapolis – The Texans have actually played the Colts fairly tough and either lost or won in the last second a couple of times. If it was in Houston, I would probably take the Texans but I will take the Colts to stay undefeated.
Green Bay at Tampa Bay - Tampa looked pretty poor when I saw them play a bit and it doesn’t look improved. I’d sure hope that the Packers could win this one, but you never know.
Kansas City at Jacksonville – The Jags have to be pretty deflated losing to the Titans last week. I’d have to think that Jville will be able to run on KC and that should be enough to pick up a W.
Miami at New England – I want to take the Dolphins as I just think they are kind of cool and I hate the Pats, but I have to think NE is going to win.
Washington at Atlanta – If the Falcons have any playoff dreams, they better not lose this kind of game. Falcons it is.
Tennessee at San Francisco – SF has a pretty decent defense. I got a feeling this will be a close game, but the Niners still could win their division and might have a gotten a bit of a psychological lift even in a tough loss last week. I’ll take SF. Considering how far he slid, I would like to see Vince Young have a different story from here out, as the guy was a hell of an exciting player at one point.
Carolina at New Orleans – At this point you pick the Saints until they prove them selves wrong. The Panthers can’t win this one by just “NOT PASSING” at all, which has kind of worked a bit in the last few weeks. Saints should march on undefeated.
San Diego at New York Giants - It looks like teams are scorching the Giants in the passing game and the Chargers seem to have had a bit of life. I’m taking the Giants as they have screwed me the past few weeks and I hope they are not in free fall yet. This is probably a good game.
Dallas at Philadelphia – I’ll take the Eagles in Philly, but as good as they did against the Giants you just never know who is going to show up. I’m not drinking the Dallas kool aid yet until they win a game or two like this one.
Pittsburgh at Denver – I’ll take the Steelers coming off the bye, but this should be a good game.

There is a bunch of interesting matchups and I agree it is a hard week to call.

Last week 11-2, for the season 81-35.

ESPN Through Week 8
Allen 73-43
Golic 77-38
Hoge 79-37
Jaworski 74-34 (doesn't pick Monday night game's)
Mortensen 81-35
Schefter 80-36
Schlereth 78-38
Wickersham 75-41

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lack of chuckie/mouthpiece title = largely bullshit imo

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Mouthpiece suggestion came at the same time I was constructing this thread/post. I didn't see it! xp

haha j/k jfeva

cankles = gifmaster

that cable wiki entry is gold

How do you guys get all these awesome in-game gif's?

and where did the life and times of david carr.gif come from

i kind of like that the gifs are a mystery to me, a magical gift to readers of this board

Weird sign, Kansas City:

http://twitpic.com/o9qk4

HA "dear players FUCK YOU"

lol that fucking owns

todd haley is seriously my favorite dude in the world these days

Miami Dolphins linebacker Jason Taylor, exultant over collecting a fumble and returning it 48 yards for a touchdown Sunday against the New York Jets, looked for the appropriate way to express himself.

Taylor greeted his trailing teammates then spun and fired the ball at the Jets logo on the wall behind the end zone.

"To score a touchdown in New York against the Jets in the last time I'll be in the hellhole they call a stadium up there before they get rid of it and move to the new one," Taylor said, "it was outstanding."

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/11294/jason-taylor-low-class-jets-should-shut-up

<3 u Jason Taylor

After putting in a lot of extra offseason work with quarterback Tony Romo, Williams is stunned they haven't made more progress.

"It's just not even close," Williams said. "It's not even funny. Not even close."

Williams does not believe his poor production accurately portrays his performance.

"I'm the No. 1 receiver," Williams said. "But things are just going No. 2's way."

god just stfu roy williams--you are a terrible player--why anyone even reports on you is beyond me.

why anyone even reports on you is beyond me

"As you probably know already, sharks are pretty well suited to this whole predation thing. They have excellent hearing in the low frequencies and can pick out the sound of something thrashing around in the water well over 1,000 feet away. They're also outfitted with sensory cavities called the ampullae of Lorenzini, which register the faint electrical fields generated by living bodies. And then there's the shark's sense of smell, which though not quite as phenomenal as was once believed (you used to see a stat claiming that 70 percent of a shark's brain was devoted to olfaction, which seems to have been a real overstatement) is still plenty acute: sharks can detect some chemicals at concentrations of around one part per 25 million, and experts claim they've seen sharks go nuts over a single drop of blood in a 2,000-gallon tank."

jason taylor whipping the ball into the jets logo was the most amazing fucking thing ever

what it brandon jacobs who launched the ball into the play clock at the old cowboys stadium? that was amazing

yes, that was brandon

also i cannot stop cracking up at that KC sign

also i cannot stop cracking up at that KC sign

"TEAM"

Yeah, the quote marks are my favorite part.

Washington at Atlanta
Kansas City at Jacksonville
Green Bay at Tampa Bay
Miami at New England
Houston at Indianapolis
Baltimore at Cincinnati woo go bengals
Arizona at Chicago
Detroit at Seattle
Carolina at New Orleans - fun fact, john fox has never lost in louisiana; carolina defense is a lot better than ppl think, panthers could make this a game
San Diego at NY Giants
Tennessee at San Francisco
Dallas at Philadelphia
Pittsburgh at Denver

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marinate on it

wordplay

ha

http://www.firejoshmcdanielsnow.com/

check out their new modus operandi

about as good a recovery as could be expected

i kinda love that it doesn't matter who the "#1" receiver in dallas is, because he'll just end up dissing tony romo publicly and mercilessly.

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Washington at Atlanta
Kansas City at Jacksonville
Green Bay at Tampa Bay
Miami at New England
Houston at Indianapolis
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Arizona at Chicago
Detroit at Seattle
Carolina at New Orleans
San Diego at NY Giants
Tennessee at San Francisco
Dallas at Philadelphia
Pittsburgh at Denver

Picking Chargers, Bengals and Broncos upsets.

9-4; 83-33. I think that's best on the board for the season, too bad my confidence-points picks haven't been bold enough.

ryan kalil owns

Jake's 58-38 overall as a starter (.604), but when he throws the ball 30 times or more in a game, the Panthers are 13-30 (.302). When Jake stays under 30 attempts in a game, they're 45-8 (.849).

"Really," C Ryan Kalil said when informed of the number. "Is that right?"

Then Kalil had an awesome idea.

"So what you're saying is, maybe we should have somebody counting on the sidelines," he began. "Then when we get to 29, he can run around yelling 'Stop, stop.'"

Actually, what might work better is to just run the ball, repeatedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs9z7IUCcQQ

"Paralyzes" is probably the wrong word.

I enjoyed this Mike Silver column:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-thegameface110609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns#silver_oxygen

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/brett_favre_avenges_storied

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=jc-belichickqa110609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

really really good interview w/belichick

Cole: So if I gave you six first-round NFL draft picks, Brady might be available?

Belichick: Each guy’s price is different. If a team asks, you see what the price is. Now, is Jerod Mayo(notes) available? No, not really. But there are certain players who are young that have a certain number of years left on their contract that you want on your team, so you’re really not going to trade them. Those guys are realistically not available, no. But is everybody else available for a certain price on every team? I would say, for the most part, they probably are. Who’s willing to give that? What you want and what someone else is willing to give, that’s usually very different. In this case (the Seymour trade – in return, the Patriots get Oakland’s first-round pick in the 2011 draft), it worked.

Belichick: Here’s the only thing I’ll say: I think to have a really good team in this league, you have to make a lot, a lot of good decisions. You have to have a lot of good people, players, coaches, whatever. You need a lot of those. Conversely, to not be competitive, you would have to have a lot of bad decisions. One bad decision is not going to do it, one bad player is not going to do it, one bad coach is not going to do it. You’re going to have to collectively, over a cumulative period of time, make a long series of bad decisions and accumulate a lot of players who are substandard for their position. There have to be a multitude of things that go wrong.

Jimmy probably said the same thing to you that he once said to me: “You’re really only competing with about 10 teams a year. If you just say out of the way, the other 20 teams will screw it up themselves. Whether it’s ownership or personnel or coaching or some combination of factors.” Ego, internal struggle, something will happen to two-thirds of the teams, that was Jimmy’s theory. That leaves you with about 10 teams that you’re going to have to really battle with. Those teams have it together. They’re going to make good decisions and if you play bad football, they’re going to take advantage of it. They’re going to find some undrafted guy or some middle-round pick or some veteran free agent who is going to spark their team. Pittsburgh is always going to be there. Indianapolis is always going to be there. They may not win it, but they’ll be there. You’re going to have to beat them. Philadelphia is going to be there. Yeah, [quarterback Donovan] McNabb might get hurt one year and they might go 7-9, but they’re going to be there. You’re still battling them on every front.

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all of this is sensible

jimmy really was a very revolutionary coach going back to his college days

<3 belichick

guys today is creamsicle day down in tampa - i'm thinking of changing my pick because i feel those unis will turn things around for them.

also fox is literally just non-stop talking about pat tillman.

also their entire announcing team is in fatigues. strahan and long look like future warriors from a war film. the others, not so much.

will cleatus be wearing fatigues?

Who is this small child who is the host of the NFL network's pregame show? He's like 12 years old.

this is a+ btw:

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/11/ojtillman.jpg

what a damn pick, vonte davis~

Bucs throwback unis making me so happy right now.

^agree those are so beautiful

Jay Cutler just threw a beautiful long touchdown.

The Bucs unis + the GB road unis + the middday florida sunshine is like staring into the sun.

Cutler can really toss the deep pass. I think that one to Hester a couple of plays before was even better than the TD.

maroney!

both of their cutler passes were sick

& randy moss had a great onehanded catch to set up a pats td

Do you think announcers resent having to say "Ochocinco" or are they amused?

i bet they resent having to cover terrible ball games, if they are terrible.
was up wayyyyy too late last night, slept in, realized NFL had already started, turned on the TV and immediately see.. jason campbell... SACKED! (announcers wonder how he couldn't get away from a 3 man rush)

campbell INT -> TD
man, do i feel bad for these guys

DAMN. pat chung.

Everybody Pat Chung tonight

TYE FUCKING HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOL REDSINKS HYANSWORTH TRY NOT BEING OFFSIDES SOMETIME

wavens mad ;_;

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yeah i feel you man ;_;

Curtis Benson has 45 yds and a td already.

THE CARDIAC CATS!!!!!!!!!!

lol gus johnson

what game is he doin what did he say

justin.tv chats are all over the place today

Btsbuckeye: Miami needs to get Ted Ginn vertical...take a page from NE
Do_me_kobe: mariah carey looks like a fat hamster

the fitz is back btw

'vertical'

The Bears could use Tommie Harris. Too bad he's a moron.

see what happens next at godaddy.com

holy cow a pop warner team could get sacks against washington

THE WILDPAT IS IN THE BUILDING

lol the dolphins just scored a td on an option

this is a college team

kurt warner has 4 tds already

5 first half sacks on campbell lmbo

somebody stop kurt warner before he kills my fantasy team

campbell out, collins in

maroney is pretty bad huh

deangelo hall is an unbelievable fucking retard

redskins... unbelievable... jesus h christ

shameful ass niggas

deangelo hall lucky he didn't get thrown out of the game
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getting real ugly out there.

Wha' happend

balt-cincy game

total plays: cincy 41 balt 15
total yards: cincy 235 balt 39

i just saw a promo on cbs for the show "criminal minds" that goes "GAVIN ROSDALE IS A ROCK STAR... WITH FANGS"

Payton's line for the FIRST HALF

26/40 for 242 1 and 1

lol peyton wha hoppen?

mike smith is bad as fuck he was ready to throw down with that fool

the way the first half ended for chicago was shameful and inexcusable imo. funny thing is, their offense has been doing "ok" aside from a couple of dumb mistakes.

i don't know exactly what happened. late hit on matt ryan as he was running out of bounds (can't remember who.. landry maybe), falcons coach is furious, all hell breaks loose

do you think mike smith would stab? i think he would stab

i think fox just dumped the az-chi game in the 3rd

TD REDSKIIIIIINZ

thank god

lol dierdorf 'theyre gonna go for it greg....on 3rd down y not"

yeahhh td

why are they showing slow motion replay of Ochicino walking around with a dollar in his hand? i don't have sound on jtv

RANDY MOSS

god, randy

skins lookin competent >QUESTION MARK<

TODD YODER

wtf, redskins. touchdown? uh what?!

it is a confusing development

how often does yoder even get in the game? he's the 3rd string TE far as i know. GO YODER

lol yea had no idea he was in the nfl still, recall him from teh 07 playoffs

i mean pretty much all you hear about him doing is drinking beers with cooley and cooley brother

I remember yoder and todd collins had a couple sweet hookups during the collins playoff run a couple years ago

chung you fucking retard

there are a ton of rly good games right now

yeah no doubt. i guess it would've come back anyway what with the flag on bodden.

jerod mayo.. uh oh.. man..

the dolphins are seriously like the little giants

i do not doubt that they have a play called "the annexation of puerto rico"

hahaha

LOL
what's this wacky formation? i think they just lost 15 yards with it

haha yea i was just wonderin who drew up that play

michael the burner turner

Hahaha Michael Turner U R a Treat.

god that reverse-option they just tried was awful

i don't think the redskins have decided whether or not they want to tackle michael turner. pretty ambivalent about it.

moose is ripping laron landry apart.

what did laron do?

horrible missed tackle on turner -> falcons TD. story of the redskins. every time they pull it together or someone steps up for a big play, shit like that happens and it's like.. great, 2 steps back

tried 2 tackle turner by the toes

i know i saw a lot of quotes from the tennis community and theyre not very happy w/mr agassi

lol dierdorf really went from being a good company man to "stfu stop talking about andre agassi"

there was something distinctly hilarious abt that whole exchange

laron gonna be starting safety on the unfulfilled potential allstars

btw indy not lookin to sharp recently

yeah the rock solid safety tandem of laron & sean taylor is really gonna pay off for skins :-(

man its 68f outside right now should get away from this tv here

after pats lock this down

greg olson has three touchdowns today

Matt Leinert threw an int on his first attempt.

Aaron Rodgers~

wtf go for it u fuckin sissy patriots

really awful tackling by the bucs

Rodgers just ran the ugliest QB touchdown I've ever seen.

this is an unpatriotic spot to punt in

terrorists hav one

Green Bay seems like it REALLY wants to help Tampa break the 0-fer season right now.

packers are just a goddamn terrible team outside of 6 or so players

guys josh freeman is good wth

texans-colts has seemed like a playoff game 2 me

Josh Freeman isn't bad, but "good"? Seems premature.

The TV at the bar showing Redskins-Falcons just went dead for a minute. I am guessing even the televisions in this city are getting sick of having to watch the Skins this year.

packers are just a goddamn terrible team outside of 6 or so players
--johnny crunch

seriously

I do like how Josh Freeman still has a baby face. He looks about 17.

Yeah, it is frustrating to spend every game going "Man I wonder how awesome Aaron Rodgers would be if he was not constantly being pursued by half of the defensive line on every play."

Ahman Green has broken off some nice runs today. It is like he sees the Creamsicle uniforms and is reminded of how he used to be in the mid-90s.

And now he is the leading Packer running back of all time!

it seems clear that ryan succop is the best player on the chiefs

Oh man I think there is a Houston Texans fan at the table next to me. I have never seen a Houston Texans fan before!

Congrats to the Redskins for tying their 17-point high scoring record in the Zorn era.

Green Bay wants to lose this game SO MUCH.

texans have fans?

haha at least their dfense does

i have GB in the survival pool but dont care tbh would rather hav team creamsicle win

Bucs better be wearing throwback unis for the rest of the season if they squeak out this win.

Chris Chambers is playing well. :(

aw c-l how is that 1 texans fan

Wow that missed FG just showed that there were MULTIPLE Houston Texans fans here. One of them even has a shirt on that says "Houston Texans".

xp They are all stunned, and saddened.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO LOSE TO THE BUCCANEERS

o good they can console each other

tampa needs to go back to the creamsicle unis for good

belichick and brady look all serious and concerned GUYS YOU WON THE GAME

I can't be mad at Stylez White.

Ugh

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bucs win, AND win with style.

so happy 4 the bucs

well that should about do it. what's the over under on Dallas sacks vs. Green Bay next week?

damn, raheem seriously looks 25

wtf tynes

carolina!?

What the heck is happening in New Orleans?

also, LIONZ 14-0

Early games predictable for the most part. Late games are football armageddon.

TD Chargerssss

INT brees

Wow that was not a good pass from Drew Brees.

i believe eli manning just used a presnap cadence of EAT SALAD

ha i heard that too

Hahaha, one of the ads coming back from halftime of the SD-NYG game just encouraged to call the congressman from Fairfax County and urge him to vote No on HR 3962. Too late!

that's some good advice eli! thanks!

guys, i'm a little concerned. dan snyder wants to meet with me tomorrow and i'm afraid someone else might be brought in, just as an extra set of eyes, consulting on the playcalling duties. i don't think the playcalling was really the problem today!

i mean, i was going to suggest maybe we bring in a quarterback consultant, but that probably won't go over very well. jim zorn still doesn't know we cut his mike though. it's all messed up.

I recommend staging a coup, and installing a new ownership group. The city is behind you!

whatever you do don't quit your job!! i know you want to be able to be a part of the redskins new elementary school outreach program, "Bring Your Sherm to Work Day"

Watching LT on 1st and Goals this year is the saddest thing.

AUX ARMES, CITOYENS

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what if i brought in mr que as a consultant? he knows alot about pinball. it's kind of like football. it would be, like, thinking outside the box or something?

I figure Jim Zorn could probably be duped into giving us the keys to the palace pretty easily, and from there it is just a matter of moving forward one Sherm at a time.

xp This is solid thinking.

Maybe the Saints have started getting into big 1st half deficits just to make it more fair for the other team. Because they do not seem to have a problem making up the gap when they feel like it.

"Jake Delhomme's balls have just seemed to be a little high..."

must be cold in the dome

LEAVE JAKE ALONE ;_;

wow, um, bucs win. rip suicide pool '09

I do not know if that is the best time to run an end-around, Norv Turner.

I'd say 3rd and 5 needing a first down is definitely not a time to run an end around.

10:29 TEN TD Chris Johnson rushed to the left for 81 yard gain 23 - 20

this guy is unfuckingbelievable

got srs love for this dude

he stepped out of bounds. sf won challenge.

welp

2:51 J.Delhomme sacked at NO 48 for -5 yards (W.Smith). FUMBLES (W.Smith), RECOVERED by NO-T.Hargrove at NO 48. T.Hargrove to NO 48 for no gain (K.Vincent).

Merriman kind of half-assed that sack celebration dance.

Philip Rivers just went all JAMARCUS RUSSELL

o philp riverpaws

hope merriman enjoyed it, they about to lose this game

the delhommes have to go from the 2 w/ no timeouts left - this will not end well

welp

(2:17) D.Williams left guard to CAR 1 for -1 yards (T.Hargrove). FUMBLES (T.Hargrove), RECOVERED by NO-T.Hargrove at CAR 1. T.Hargrove for 1 yard, TOUCHDOWN.

hahh

Titans just scored to go up against the Niners.

xp Holy crap the Saints will just wait for you to beat yourself, and then in the meantime score like 4 TDs per game minimum.

Matt Stafford is throwing a lot of interceptions.

Apparently the Saints have the easiest schedule in all of football for the rest of the year in terms of combined winning percentage. The Patriots are good and maybe at Atlanta or Dallas will be bad but they also have four games left against Tampa (x2), St. Louis and Washington.

SPROLES

Philip Rivers just went all Philip Rivers.

HAHAHA YES PHLP RIVERS U ARE A SUPER QB SUK IT LIL MANNING

Philip Rivers just went all Philip Rivers.

^^^this!

Alex Smith just tossed a Pick-six. Poor lil guy.

Fucking Niners. Right when I get my hopes up.

aww, eli. what has happened to these football giants?!

HOO ELI JUST GOT BROKE OFF

yeaaaahhhhhh chargers

rip football giants

aww Niners. why u braek hart?

Shawne Merriman still seeming a little hesitant on the Lights Out.

wow. well could there be a worse way to end a game? i hate merriman.

god i hate merriman

i hate eli more so

i will now learn of dragon chasings from teh agassi

*jubilantly does merriman's annoying dance*

maybe he hesitates because there's a little voice in his head telling him the Lights Out looks really stupid? that voice would be right.

ima smoke meth w/andre eat a cheeseburger and do lil merriman dance, the perfect sunday

stafford dude, stop throwing pix

lol @ the Titans players making fun of Vernon Davis for not getting out of bounds.

stafford throws int for a td and i lose bet (Lions getting 10.5)

eli manning more like eli girlning

i'm glad there will not be a defeated team this year

Adam_Schefter

With that touchdown, the Saints defense now has two more this season than the Browns offense.
about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter

lmbo a jaunty cap

costas is flirting with romo

"do you know how old kurt warner is? 206. so what!"

should i just mute the game and play black flag all night

I am counting on the NyQuil I just took to kick in at some point during this game. And in the meantime everything seems like it is going a little slower than usual!

gerald sensabutts

did the cowboys break out the wildcat in order to get a penalty again? they did that last week!

Flozell Adams has got to be nearing the all-time penalty record for Offensive Linemen. He has been getting flagged consistently for like a decade!

when the cowboys do the wildcat it should be called the madcow

also should i just put on "wolverine"?

The Romo completion percentage/QB rating differentials between the different receivers are kind of crazy. 37% to Williams vs. 62% to Austin!

I am thinking this game will not be good, but I do not know if it will be better or worse than Wolverine. Unless you really want to watch Wolverine.

Wow Jay Ratliff went a little over the top with the celebration. Dude was watching 300 before the game or something.

oh that is a bullshit spot iirc

http://images.cbssports.com/u/photos/football/nfl/img12487977.jpg

donovan you fucking suck

Does anyone remember when the 49ers, Giants and Bears looked like playoff teams?

There are already articles out saying the Bears should fire Lovie Smith. I'm not ready to agree on this one, but this is the third middling year in a row, which is something that seems to happen with Bears coaches, as they won't completely suck outright enough to get fired which is why Jauron and Wannstedt hung around for a while.*

*Dave Wannstedt also had that big ass stache, which I think got him the job in the first place.

i would feel uncomfortable rooting for someone that looked like phillip rivers. he looks like what if the pillsbury doughboy was also a serial killer that no one expected.

what a bad game so far.

<3 rivers, I will marry him

put wolverine in the game, that would be exciting

Is there no other song about Eagles other than Steve Miller Band ffs.

I will always love Eli Manning for beating the Patriots. But I have no interest in him winning another Super Bowl.

Sammy Hagar has one. xp

http://i33.tinypic.com/9gx0uh.jpg

guys, this sitcom is terrible. put wolverine in it, maybe.

lol

WOULD WATCH

What do you all think of the commercial where the Steelers fan lady gloats about the Steelers over her cellular phone?

When her mouth moves it looks like she's not saying actual words imo. Just random mouth shapes.

Also, why does she know so many fans in so many cities? Why doesn't she talk to her Steelers bros?

http://i34.tinypic.com/2dba0zc.jpg

http://www.tindeck.com/listen/jval

i hate that steelers woman with all of my heart and soul. she is such a bitch. i would never take her telephone calls at all.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2dba0zc.jpg

this is the first tyler perry movie i'm going to see IMO

looooooollll daria

btw crayton u slow my mans

Eagles games just are not as fun without Brian Dawkins.

HOW DID WE NOT SACK HIM

holy shit witten was wide open

tonite thanks to this game i'm gonna dream abt SHITTY LINE PLAY

*THROWS CHAIR ACROSS ROOM*

i can't tell you how much i hate it that nbc's touchdown graphic on the bottom of the screen is yellow

ill just keep talking to myself here

That was a bad floater of a pass.

o_0 at the lopsided score of the Arizona/Chicago game. Kurt Warner is still a good quarterback (despite his horrendous prior game).

throw another chair k3vin

For a good coach Andy Reid, always seems to be low on timeouts and the Eagles are kind of frazzled when they run a 2 minute drill.

news @ 11

and yeah daria wtf, not only did they jump offsides and we did not snap the ball, but they were *denzel voice* LINED UP OFFSIDES

oh no not asante

"Hey Emmitt, your beard is weird!"

hey roy way to saunter out of bounds you pussy

I think both coaches have forgotten how to call a running play. It's pretty bad when the Eagles have run the ball more plays than your team. I think Philly is going with the run and shoot anymore.

How is it just now the start of Q4? Jeezus, this game is never gonna end.

this game has had no rhythm, no flow, really no good play to speak of

you're beard is weird.

dude how can you see my beard right now? not cool.

MCCOY WILL YOU HIT THE FUCKING HOLE

what an awful ass spot

yeah they got that

http://www.localbandnetwork.com/BandLogos/blogo28646.gif

BLOWN CALL

HOLY SHIT - FUCK U REFS.

hahaha are the refs just pissed that he challenged it?

awful

Romo is due for a screw up.

Crap.

oops

shoulda watched wolverine

gdffgihjohgfdjh

Austin was WIDE open.

*chair thown

i enjoyed the whole mcnabb's elbow might've broken the time-space continuum and went THROUGH someone's spinal cord to touch the grass though.

wow

why would you kick a field goal there?

I guess this field goal is trying to cover the spread or something.

we're fucked

The only thing I can figure is that they are going to try an onside kick.

Nope.

andy reid hit up his sons' stash tonight i think

ballgame

this game is so rude. i give up. thank goodness the bucs won.

no one seemed very interested in winning that one

Like the last couple of years, you can't count on the Eagles for nothing. They are only constant at being inconsistent.

I'm sure the ESPN is happy by the turn out, as they are just not right unless they can talk about the Cowboys over and over.

i guess eagles didn't feel like winning that game?

seriously, i wonder how many guys on the field (or maybe ALL of them) are like.. COACH. REID. WHY ARE WE KICKING A FIELD GOAL HERE.

fuckin eagles i swear to god

also:

Who is this small child who is the host of the NFL network's pregame show? He's like 12 years old.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, November 8, 2009 12:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know! i complained about this to my little sister, saying i should clearly have his job. she opined that he is probably sleeping with someone. he is pretty.

do you guys mean spero dedes? i hate that greek fuck

Yeah I think that's him.

Alex Flanagan reminds me of Gail the Snail.

ILNFL-IASIP Crossover would be badass.

btw

http://i34.tinypic.com/qyzwjr.png

we didn't even talk about chad attempting to 'bribe' an official with actual money!!

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2009/11/ochocincocash.jpg

http://i37.tinypic.com/2hgactk.png

Chad's not wearing a cup xp

where you go now lj?

isn't he still banned?

is anyone left in pittsburgh? cause it looks like a steelers victory parade outside. srsly steelers people are driving around honking car horns and thumbs-upping crowds of ppl in rofflezburger jerseys.

we are everywhere

ditka just said miles austin leads his team in receiving....and smiles

do you guys think he kept smiles as a stat category when he coached?

btw is anyone else doing this? i'm watching coach press conferences and thinking up questions about coors light that would elicit such answers.

coors guy: "coach singletary, me and the guys are heading out for some coors light. want to join us?"

Singletary: "Now that's exciting! That's outstanding! I'm looking forward to it."

coors guy: "coach, coach! where's the best place to sit and enjoy a cold coors light?"

Singletary: "I want you to sit right here"

^singletary being told he will be the mall santa

and now's the time when chuckie says something CRAZY..

Yeah I dunno if the Steelers really bought the fake Wildcat formation setup right there.

http://i37.tinypic.com/35cfr86.jpg

MAD JOSH IS MAD

these are the denver broncos
http://somecallmeduh.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/bratty-kid.jpg http://g8.undercoverhd.com/imgsresized/article/070220andrewwk.jpg http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~karina_r11/wolverine14.JPG http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2153/1956081642_3d5b6cad51.jpg?v=0

lol @ Orton = AWK

bill cowher has actually been running the war in iraq

should've hired parcells instead. he can turn a disaster around just like that.

Guys what if the key to turning around the war in Afghanistan is the Wildcat formation? Think about it.

GUYS WHAT WAS WRONG WITH TOM BRADY'S FACE

i actually yelled that, out loud, "WHAT IS WRONG WITH TOM BRADY'S FACE?"

I think it is just like that now.

Also, note: Tom Brady: Quarterback. Peyton Manning: Quarterback. Drew Brees: Quarterback. Adrian Peterson: Running Back for a team whose Quarterback is equally (if not more) famous. This can only mean one thing: Brett Favre does not support the brave men and women fighting for America at home and abroad. Why does Brett Favre hate the troops?

because they steal his attention u_u

oh good my favorite ad. TIPPED OFF.

Maybe Brett Favre is having fun out there WITH AL QAEDA

retiring next year to maybe join the taliban, maybe, i dunno, i mean it just depends, but yes, no wait. maybe after the training? hmmm. i mean maybe he's done forever but you know, it's hard to make that kind of decision.

seriously though, why is ty law on the broncos?

"I was driving my daughter to school yesterday morning, and she said, 'Daddy, I just want to see you bring death to the Great Satan one more time.' And so I called up Chilly and, welp, here I am again."

xp I know! Maybe Josh McDaniels wanted an extra guy to make fun of Belichick with.

http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/chris_berman_really_annoying_1.jpg

I think if the NFL Network aired a three hour special of nothing but shots of quarterbacks getting blindsided in slow motion, I would watch it, and put it on TiVo "Save Until I Delete" status, so I could watch it again and again. So mesmerizing!

^^ in which the nfl network goes down a scary road

wait, why isn't ILNFL actually programming the nfl network? is this what happens when our #1 nfl network star moves on to bigger and better things?

"I was driving my daughter to school yesterday morning, and she said, 'Daddy, I just want to see you bring death to the Great Satan one more time.' And so I called up Chilly and, welp, here I am again."

v good

in fairness, dar1a, we weren't programming it when the schefter was there either.

also seriously what happened to tom brady's face?

damn, steelers fans. they are everywhere! i'm pretty sure i saw a few people with polamolu jerseys last time i was at the fedex, in which the opponent WAS NOT EVEN THE STEELERS.

THEY SURROUND YOU

i didn't do anything to tom brady's face! i can't help you there

what happened to eli's face, he is much cuter now. is it just when they are losing?

yeah this is a thing - i mean, i'm sure that cowboys fans are assholes, but i've only even SEEN one of them in real life. whereas steelers fans...no offense to our dear mookieproof but goddamnit those people are like rats. there are not that many people in pittsburgh. SOME of you are FAKERS. like that sprint cell phone ad lady.

xpost seriously he really upset me tonight, and not just by existing but he looked like a combo of mark hamill in the late star wars experience post-roethlisbergering and the uncanny valley. i felt...dirty and uncomfortable. i am hoping it was lighting? SURELY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THIS.

xxpost i cannot tell you about the eli, he just looks 100x cuter when he forgets to shave and cut his hair basically i think.

he gets a little "jim from the office" when that goes down and he forgets to buy a new batch of mach 3s.

what in god's name

that was fucking...weird.

no one can ever speak of that again because what was that

hahaha "i think kyle orton just panicked" = jon, did you not ever watch a bears game when he was playing for them? that was positively valiumed.

http://i34.tinypic.com/s2w2ur.jpg

"we might be about to lose but damn do i look good"

there are a ton of cowboys fans here in DC and every single one of them drives a ginormous tank-sized dark SUV with two cowboys flags on it. beware, they will hit you. they don't mind.

he does look good! i mean he's no jake delhomme, but he looks pretty good. the thing about brady, he is fashion people now, i'm not sure he even exists tbh.

eli... *~*so dreamy*~*

brady looks too much like a model - much prefer the jake/eli stylee

eli is ridiculously cute. he should keep himself shaggy and nerdy-hipstery because it's a better look for him though.

jake delhomme looks so much like wilson on house that it cracks me up when robert sean leonard is on screen when i watch house. maybe al ittle less time curing cancer and a little more time on the field and you'd be in a different situation, sir! etc.

ok since we're doing "QB Beat" now I just almost spit up a sip of wine when gruden said "there are many things you can do with roethlisberger. the number one thing is to trust him" because haha tell that to ladies amirite

lol - you can trust him to have a broken tv that needs repair

lol

i was trying to think of a relevant comment to the fact that we are watching rofflesburger as this conversation takes place, but i think gruden is actually reading this, so THANK YOU CHUCKIE. KUDOS.

HAHAHAHA "TIME FOR BEN"

TRUST BEN

all three in the booth have some major blue balls after that INT

HINES WARD, DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT EVERYTHING XD

ok another thing i love about eli? when there was still men's vogue magazine before lolrecession killed it, they put eli on the cover after he won a certain game that i will not speak of, and in a couple photos with the article, and he looked SO AWKWARD. really weirdly out of place and clearly should not be in this fashion magazine. it was great. i'm not being sarcastic, it was super cute and charming.

lol should i be watching this game

Why is Hines Ward smiling? His team just threw an interception when they were about to score a touchdown? I guess this is why he leads the league in smiles.

i demand a pic of scary tom brady face

I am so confused by Hines Ward that I am not punctuating correctly>@#

i know exactly that of which you speak! it is cute. the grossest thing in the entire world was that super photoshopped cutler GQ thing where he was trying so hard to be brady. i am glad they didn't do that to our eli, the guy who graffiti'd new cowboys stadium.

xpost YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE THE FACE.

he does not look a model anyway, tom brady

eli looks good in that shoot imo

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uRdcLzlXGac/SLIn0031XOI/AAAAAAAABXo/IKO24sWJrlk/s400/eli-manning.jpg

~~boner~~

alex came back into the room and said, "whoa, did brady get work done?" i think it was bad lighting but it was seriously...maybe it was our tv, it's not working right lately.

that pic is great because why the trenchcoat?

yeah that coat...ahahahahaha

because of men's vogue? lol who knows

it's like they couldn't get eli to take off his jersey and pads so they were like, eh, just drape the coat awkwardly on top of him?

can i just

which is worse

dolled up cutler

or

http://www.50centonline.com/pictures/d/717-3/gq.jpg

men's vogue probably had all these tom ford suits or something, and eli is like uh no.

yeah so petulant child of eli! it's like a kid whose "halloween costume" is his football uniform & he always wants to wear his halloween costume & the mom just doesn't feel like arguing with the child anymore

obvs, the child is right.

it reminds me of that kid who was on all the news television magazines a few years back who was a big green bay fan and refused to take off the brett favre jersey they got him for christmas for TWO FUCKING YEARS.

bet he's not wearing it now though, amirite.

that little kid's name was aaron rodgers.

you "eli is good looking" people are on some "das racist is good" ironic shit, right?

really blows my mind

u don't understand

Hahaha I actually heard that he took it off a few months ago, finally. (I can only hope he has since burned it.)

u don't know what looks good. probably are a fan of arby's.

what the hell is chuckie talking about? he is just making shit up right now

eli is like the definition of cute

I am a straight dude, so I do not fully understand the ways and means of handsome men, but would I be correct in my assertion that Matt Schaub is the best ugly quarterback, i.e. the least handsome currently successful QB? I feel like all the other good QBs are at least average-looking, and any uglier QBs are holding clipboards or playing in the UFL, but I could def be wrong.

http://www.foxnews.com/images/366065/0_61_eli_manning_320.jpg

did he feel like getting a dress shirt and tie that fit properly for this occasion? nah, why bother
<3

so cute

the least handsome successful qb of all time is jeff garcia. that dude does well as a journeyman but jesus it's like looking at the ark of the covenant to even see him.

flying dawkins vs about five steelers right there, dawkins wins

also this game is like >:[ now - i don't even like the broncos normally but they've put together this magical team of dawkins, ty law, the 800 year old champ bailey, andrew wk, and the 10 year old i babysat when i was 19.

god hyperbole bukkake re: safeties

wrong type of safety to jizz over imo

yeah jeff garcia is hard to look at

he looks like a cancerous skeleton

Yeah I was Google image searching for pictures (I rarely think about Jeff Garcia, something I am proud of), and I was going to post one but figured I might get SB'd for interrupting all the Eli pics with his weirdo face.

drew brees is underrated as cute because he has that huge scar on his face - he seems cute though.

xpost yeah i think i actually did ban someone when i was drunk once on this board for posting a pile of pix of garcia TBH

you're all welcome, btw.

drew brees is v cute imo, but he should stop growing his hair out.

lol i remember that ally

Yeah I thought the knock on Brees was more because of his weird hair. It is v near the bald mullet at this point.

the way this thread has gone sez a lot abt what this game has been like ~

brees should give up on the idea of having hair cos he has a bald spot and he keeps growing his hair to hide it - that never works

tbf schef, I don't think Garcia would really be into you either

wait can someone explain to me what the fuck mariano rivera has to do with this game? because tirico seemed to feel that was an important point.

xpost forks you haven't seen my giant dick, don't judge yet.

i stand corrected

Wow, it was a lot less embarrassing when it looked like a Steeler tipped Orton's pass, but nope! He just threw that ball directly into the helmet of one of his linemen. Un-strong.

un-strong but yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuw7tcftAoU

maybe roffles throws a pick 6 right now

after starting the season strong, this booth has declined fast

xp god if roffles puts it in the air i will jsut shake my damn head

GAME OVER

smart move running out of bounds there

Yeah McDaniels is all gonna be "Hey Orton maybe you wanna throw it a little higher than that" and Orton will just look back at him like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6H6n_onZI0

wow could i have been more wrong for bailing on mendenhall early

i have mendenhall and am 4 pts down in lol fantasy

am resigned 2 losing tho so dont care

ugh i was just gonna say at least everyone can agree that fast willie sucks

except for chuckie

feel like the booth has had a major off night, maybe its the thin air

hahahah the lolbrowns next week!!!

can you EVEN FUCKING WAIT to find out who is playing qb for browns?

those dawg pound fans are trying to organize the late walk-in 2 that game

to send a STATEMENT

why is there baseball players on my tv screen

furthermore, what coked up exec decided to schedule a 2009 BROWNS game for monday night???

i had actually avoided the final play of the 2009 world series until now--fuck you chuckie

irrelevant football game futures:

giants v packers:
http://skew.dailyskew.com/uploaded_images/Jim-Halpert-786091.png v http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/threadcount/novy1.jpg

steelers v panthers:
http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/public/news_images/4/72396_170659_6.jpg v http://world-of-drhouse.bloxode.com/images/12161455215.jpeg

why do they keep comparing this game to the world series? why is eminem involved in all video games released recently?

Maybe they wanted to ensure a test of their new booth's garbage time skills. Because seriously that is probably like 3.5 quarters of garbage time next week.

broncos gave up, chuckie decided to talk about something that made no sense, jaws is like SMH, tirico smiles and nods

ok i just need to go brush my teeth, i'm getting pissed off

time to revive/restart NFL THE MOVIE thread, maybe?

ok is this actually eli?

http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/elimanning.jpg

I am just saying GB's Quarterback got to kill Nazis this summer while NYG's had a terrible beard in some movie about hipsters with feelings.

eli?!

Yeah I don't know what to make of that photo up there.

u asked with ur eyes ;)

peyton's body looks exactly like that so i'm pretty sure that's eli

i just snorted at "u asked with ur eyes"

fwiw when people photoshop they don't usually pick a body with a pair of jeans, so it's prob def eli

are they ever gonna stop playing "exit sandman"? rivera is not going to show up, no matter how much jaws and gruden keep asking for him.

ahem enter sandman

i'm not sure if i understand what is worng with his body in "springsteen.jpg" up there

omg sorry cankles u r rite. i'm drunk!

haha exit sandman isn't v badass actually is it?

If the Steelers fumble this away and the Broncos end up winning somehow does that make them Brad Lidge?

look at that! half the goddamn stadium is steeler fans!

ha i think i just lost 2 brownie in the ilnfl league from that!

damn u smiling hines!

he was smiling in mid-jump

The Broncos are supposed to be like a really loyal home crowd too, aren't they? I think if the Steelers play at like Jacksonville that should count as a home game for Pittsburgh.

hahaha that graphic! fuck you bradshaw and swann! you might lead in super bowls, but we lead in receptions, smiles, and rapes!

Also motorcycle accidents.

BLADOW

Holy shit that hit!

i'm not sure if i understand what is worng with his body in "springsteen.jpg" up there

idk it's just so average!

xp WOW

I would pay $100 American dollars if after one of those hits one of the announcers went like, "So guys did you read that Malcolm Gladwell article in the New Yorker the other week where he compared the NFL to dogfighting?"

ha and i just beat brownie w/ that pick! ty kyle orton

lol i googled jay cutler and this headline showed up on google news: "Cutler, Rodgers great on paper, low on wins"

btw the first GIS result for eli is a treat :D

average is good. ladies are creeped out by musclebound white dudes in my experience.

xpost i want more hank williams? because i will not be seeing them next week for "baltimore v cleveland" as if that is a thing that exists.

xxxp YES i will pony up $ to hear that too

yeah i know v few broads who are into super swole dudes

mostly it's other dudes who think women should be into those dudes

kinda like how only women think maggie gyllenhall is attractive

hahahaha that's a good comparison

oh that is so true XD

i mean, lol for real here. i love maggie gyllenhaal! C MON MAN

I do quite enjoy looking at Maggie Gyllenhaal.

she's gonna end up looking like joe lieberman

so they just said that ben roethlisberger is "as cool as the other side of the pillow"...??? that was interrupted by steve young yelling about something to do with steve young's insecurity so i didn't get a good explanation of what that meant. did they run out of metaphors? "ice? no...too obvious. ice cream? no, cos what if it is melted? bitches? too edgy...ok pillows. pillows, like if you turn it over and it's the other side and it's not quite as warm...that is roethlisberger"

well uh, was "they" stu scott? cuz that's kind of his signature catchphrase

re: "as cool as the other side of the pillow" - that's one of stuart scott's most weathered cliches

btw, this is my favorite username/avatar combo on this other board i post on:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2dihzsm.jpg

yes it was stu scott BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? for serious? that's my point here that is important, that an the fact that steve young will just start yelling about how shit sucks and fuck you and his family don't even care and etc.

lmao @ that

also that avatar/name combo is lolz IRL

I can't believe you scrubs let me take 2nd place this week in the picks

oh god we all did that badly?

the other side of the pillow is cool! i always flip my pillow if i cant fall asleep and it's too hot!

that's so lame

Yeah, I took 2nd place with a rousing 69 points, lol

half the goddamn stadium is steeler fans!

woooooooo