WEEK 16: Had to Establish the Rules and Reggalations of the Game…Which Was 89. Bottom line. That's why he goin' home.

10-6 on the week, 147-76 on the season

Chargers @ Titans > SDC
Bills @ Falcons > ATL
Chiefs @ Bengals > CIN
Raiders @ Browns > CLE (I don't know abt this)
Seahawks @ Packers > GBP
Texans @ Dolphins > TEX
Jaguars @ Patriots > NEP
Buccaneers @ Saints > NO
Panthers @ Giants > NYG
Ravens @ Steelers > RAVENS < -- bold clam
Rams @ Cardinals > AZ
Lions @ 49ers > SF
Jets @ Colts > INDY
Broncos @ Eagles > PHI
Cowboys @ Redskins > DAL
Vikings @ Bears > MN in an empty win that makes pundits think they are "back on track"

please don't beat me.

Chargers @ Titans > TENN
Bills @ Falcons > ATL
Chiefs @ Bengals > CIN
Raiders @ Browns > RAIDAHS
Seahawks @ Packers > GBP
Texans @ Dolphins > MAMI
Jaguars @ Patriots > NEP
Buccaneers @ Saints > NO
Panthers @ Giants > NYG
Ravens @ Steelers > STEEL
Rams @ Cardinals > AZ
Lions @ 49ers > SF
Jets @ Colts > INDY
Broncos @ Eagles > PHI
Cowboys @ Redskins > DAL
Vikings @ Bears > MN

8-8 on the week, 145-79 on the season

Chargers* @ Titans
Bills @ Falcons*
Chiefs @ Bengals*
Raiders* @ Browns
Seahawks @ Packers*
Texans @ Dolphins*
Jaguars @ Patriots*
Buccaneers @ Saints*
Panthers @ Giants*
Ravens* @ Steelers
Rams @ Cardinals*
Lions @ 49ers*
Jets @ Colts*
Broncos @ Eagles*
Cowboys* @ Redskins
Vikings* @ Bears

thread title = massive lolz

SD > TN
ATL > BUF
CIN > KC
CLE > OAK
GB > SEA
MIA > HOU
NE > JAX
NO > TB
NYG > CAR
BAL > PIT
AZ > STL
SF > DET
IND > NYJ
PHI > DEN
DAL > WAS
MINN > CHI; looking forward to seeing if soap opera distractions make it close

10-6 for the third week in a row; 155-69 season

haven't done this in forever

SD < TN - just a homer call
ATL > BUF
CIN > KC
CLE < OAK
GB > SEA
MIA > HOU
NE > JAX
NO > TB
NYG > CAR
BAL > PIT
AZ > STL
SF > DET
IND > NYJ
PHI > DEN
DAL < WAS
MINN > CHI

DAL < WAS

will certainly be the most entertaining game of the season if it happens

I have very high hopes

Chargers @ Titans > titans
Bills @ Falcons > falcons
Chiefs @ Bengals > cinci
Raiders @ Browns > browns
Seahawks @ Packers > pack
Texans @ Dolphins > fins
Jaguars @ Patriots > pats
Buccaneers @ Saints > nola
Panthers @ Giants > giants
Ravens @ Steelers > stillers
Rams @ Cardinals > cards
Lions @ 49ers > niners
Jets @ Colts > jets
Broncos @ Eagles > eagles
Cowboys @ Redskins > boys
Vikings @ Bears > vikes

an ugly 9-7 last week, 150-72 overall

horseshoe... this week we are enemies!!!!

also JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, are we really getting another fucking NFC east game in primetime? REALLY??? FUCK. and more Vikings too, jesus. ugh.

the nfc east is kind of the worst thing about being an nfl fan

horseshoe... this week we are enemies!!!!

lol we're going to make y'all look real good <3

I hope the Chargers rest everyone this week; I want the Titans to sneak into the playoffs somehow.

cankles, time to bet! horseshoe is an easy mark

:D

i owe the world so many wings

my bookie is getting nervous

http://money.cnn.com/2005/04/01/news/newsmakers/perdue/frank_perdue.03.jpg

the nfc east is kind of the worst thing about being an nfl fan

hey now, eagles are entertaining football, cowboys are spectacular failures, eli is cute, redskins are.. wacky?

awkwardness a few minutes ago as i reacted strangely to this one dude walking into my building, had to explain.. sorry! it's your redskins hat! that's why i'm smh

i had to apologize for that trick play thing even though, like i told dan, it was the execution, not the play calling. we discussed some plays i might call next week & how i can incorporate 90000 fans at fedex throwing snowballs into the game plan.

oh also my extra top secret plan re: suisham kicking for the cowboys. all i can say is.. CONSPIRACY.

espn is doing some images of the decade show - i cant believe emmitt smith was this decade; showed the leftwich being carried by his marshall teammates 2 get to the line of scrimmage in a bowl game which i forgot abt; also this:

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Sports/images-2/tony-romo-crying.jpg

o and it was all set 2 coldplay

Season 150-74, last week mediocre 9-7...

Chargers @ Titans - I think the Titans are a bit knicked up, so I will take the Bolts on the road.
Bills @ Falcons - Falcons did well last week, but they are inconsistent. I could see the Bills winning, but I will go Falcons.
Chiefs @ Bengals - Cincy needs this one pretty bad to close out the division. Chiefs D is pretty porous, so I think the Bengals should win.
Raiders @ Browns - This will probably be a close game. Both clubs have a fair to middling defense, a bit of a running game and complete horrible QB play. I'll take the Browns at home with the Cribbs factor.
Seahawks @ Packers- Packers need this one pretty bad after letting the Steelers off the hook. GB's defense is helter skelter, look good and awful in alternating times. Take GB.
Texans @ Dolphins- Both of these clubs have the talent to go to the playoffs, but neither is going to get it done. I'm going to take Miami in a squeaker, even though I think they are kind of banged up.
Jaguars @ Patriots- Pats should win, but they are not the same club from a few years ago.
Buccaneers @ Saints- Saints should win. Bucs are awful and NO should not let them hang around.
Panthers @ Giants- Panthers D looked pretty good against Minnesota, but I think the Giants will have enough to get a win.
Ravens @ Steelers- This is going to be a thug off, but neither clubs defense is what it used to be. Flacco has put up some serious numbers against terrible clubs. I want to take the Ravens, but I figure the Steelers will have just enough to win and totally screw up the wild card race.
Rams @ Cardinals- Arizona should win this one. The Rams should be relegated to the CFL.
Lions @ 49ers- Niners D should win this one.
Jets @ Colts- I could see the Jets hanging around in this one. Colts to win and hopefully get out of this one without any major injuries.
Broncos @ Eagles- I could see the Eagles having a let down, but I'm still going to take them to win.
Cowboys @ Redskins- Cowboys better win this one. It would be funny as hell if they didn't.
Vikings @ Bears- The Bears have gone from tragedy to comedy. Vikings should win, but as "it would be funny as hell if they didn't."

ah nothing like Christmas football on a grainy laptop window.

LDT falls down while trying to cut so goddamned much.

vince Young should just hand the ball off to CJ like 40 times because the Chargers can't stop him at all.

Titans are losing their composure. Dumb penalties on the players, and also the coaches!

Wasn't expecting this game to be so lopsided. ;_;

Not too late to go to the movies!

SD hit on a couple of big plays being the major difference. With the Titans getting this TD and getting the ball back to start the 2nd half, they are not in terrible shape.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to the second half now. 20 mins ago, not so much.

Another cheap touchdown for the king of cheap touchdowns.

The Chargers are pretty good.

Looks that way, huh.

if they win it all this year, i won't mind since they are v. good. if they norv it as usual, i will dance in the street. its a cant lose charger season.

Norv roolz

umhmm

ur favorite coach sux

aw.

jimmy johnson just ranted that brett favre is "afflicted with a disease"

lol this Browns/Raiders game could be bad. First offensive play = interception.

what the fucking fuck maroney

i wish the NFL wouldn't make us watch local games when both teams are eliminated. this is misery. thankfully i found a red zone stream.

brandon meriweather is having himself a game

dang matt schaub already - 10/11 201 2tds

kevin dockery i hate u

matt moore looks like an ok qb, altho giants d is giving him a lot of help

Today is definitely a "listen to music while Redzone plays in the background" day.

The Giants are getting their asses kicked.

r. moss 2 rec 8 yds 2 td

Bengals are mailin' it in this week.

all these games appear to be terrible

um, bills

Seabass with a 61-yarder.

Steelers game is good!

Should I be optimistic and think that the Browns and their 11 draft picks have serious potential next yeat, or should I just say that their soon-to-be-three-game winning streak is only because those three teams are two incredibly atrocious teams and a Pittsburgh team that was having a bad week and a Rofflesburger injury?

WHAT IS THIS GAME!

How fucked up is it that I'm this worried with my 13-1 team up by 14 points against a 2-12 team going into the 4th quarter?

7 points

this ravens steelers game is great

Fuck the last 2 and a half quarters of this game.

except for that last play

ok, except for THAT play

what happened on the one before that they had to re-do it?

time out right before the snap.

hate u giants, so much

what the FUCK saints

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

Doubt the punter woulda caught him, but fuck that ref.

This chantix commercial is freaking me out

aaron schobel is somethin

oh eli

lol @ saints

FU srsly

hahaomg the owners celebrating thinking it was made

oh, garrett hartley

why won't they turn off this giants game and turn on the saints game

um, bills

― johnny crunch, Sunday, December 27, 2009 2:33 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

it's true that aaron schobel is somethin; that poor dude

I hate wishing death on people, but please die bucs!!

I've been watching the KC/Cinci game and every time I see Todd Haley, I keep putting swear words into his mouth.

wait a second how did this happen re: saints game?

Saints are not looking too hot lately!

the bucs own

"we have a 17 point lead, we can take a three week nap"

poor ravens

So is Pittsburgh eliminated or do they have a shot?

btw how awesome was it when biermann kicked off

i love that guy

kroy beer-man

"What did Dan Marino play, kick ball?"

Lawrence Taylor 2009

yeah biermann rules!

I think if the Steelers win the last AFC wild card slot is going to be decided by a Thunderdome death match by a champion from each club tied.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/312096-the-steelers-playoff-hopes-as-simple-as-it-gets

complicated!

lolthlesberger

o nm

aw bucs

Sure, why not.

BARTH

Payton needs to fine every Saint their entire game check this week, and then the players need to beat the shit out of all the coaches.

saints kick & punt coverage was rough:

M. Spurlock 5 116 23.2
M. Spurlock 2 80 40.0

San Francisco vs. Detroit, ugh.

HAHAHAHA I JUST REALIZED THAT BY BEATING THE SAINTS THE BUCS HAVE LOST THE SUH-SWEEPSTAKES

OWWWWNED

can we all agree that we hate football?

i think we can all agree on this

Lol @ the ravens beating themselves

nah football owns

sorry m8

poor j0rdan :(

Football is pretty dope

h8 football if the jets win - i am just gonna hold out judgment for a little bit longer tho

Philly game started out awesome.

it'd be cool if the colts went 19-0 imo

mine too!

I would prefer the Colts go 17-1

Also, if the 18-1 Patriots played this 14-0 Colts team I would definitely pick the Pats to win.

Lame! I lost my Iggles feed.

man, i listened to the last quarter of ravens game in traffic just now on the bmore radio station.. that was pathetic!

Also, if the 18-1 Patriots played this 14-0 Colts team I would definitely pick the Pats to win.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:27 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean, i would pick the 90-91 Bills to beat all these bitches but sadly that's not how it works

i mean, i would pick the 90-91 Bills to beat all these bitches but sadly that's not how it works

Not YET, anyway.

would you pick the 18-1 pats at the end of that season? because they were kinda slowing down by then.. (obviously)
i haven't actually watched these colts play more than 2 or 3 games all season

wait.. TAMPA BAY? WHAT THE FUCK

:D

that's some run D the jets have

Also, if the 18-1 Patriots played this 14-0 Colts team I would definitely pick the Pats to win.

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

me too. but i think i'd take these colts against the 07 giants.

if the jets make the playoffs i quit sports

were saints TRYING to win that game or did brees take a week off?

they lost by 3 to a bad team, it happens. the packers lost to this tb team too, and they're pretty good. same with the eagles losing to the raiders

yea brees was like 30-35, also

btw idk if i mentioned this last week - but it is insane how fucking good darrell revis is. i mean, i knew he was good, but that's one of the best football players in the league rn

also, uh.. football giants.. ????

Saints haven't played well since they beat the Pats.

for a cb, revis actually gets a lotta praise from ny media. and yeah it's deserved imo

if i were a carolina fan i'd be really mad delhomme wasn't benched earlier

I've never watched Revis but I think it's one of those things where no one ever throws in his direction.

btw idk if i mentioned this last week - but it is insane how fucking good darrell revis is. i mean, i knew he was good, but that's one of the best football players in the league rn

― doomed... to fart (cankles), Sunday, December 27, 2009 3:38 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah, and it seems to me like corner is one of the hardest positions to draft? like, the colts are starting two rookie cbs that were drafted in like the fourth round? and one is undrafted? i'm too lazy to look it up, but point being the jets hit it out of the park with that one

giants didn't bother to show up since they'd already clinched a playoff... what's this? oh. oops.

The Giants are the first seed for the NIT.

Actually, statistically, it was the most embarrassing loss in NFL history.

xxxxxxx post to the second to last canks post

loljets

wtf kind of last name is Clowney.

Succop is also a pretty odd last name.

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/CLOWNEY.jpg

stokley, wtf.

if i were a carolina fan i'd be really mad delhomme wasn't benched earlier

― horseshoe, Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:41 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol this is a very mild way of encapsulating the average carolina fan's feelings about the season

it's truly astonishing how many horrible games they went through while sticking with jake - and they'd just trot him out week after week, and worse yet they would attempt to execute gameplans that required him to pass 25-30 times a game. jake wasn't just having a bad/unlucky streak either, he's clearly just finished mentally. he's terrified to throw into zone coverage, he can't step up into the pocket, whenever he gets touched he either fumbles or lobs the ball to the middle of the field for anyone to catch. with moore at the helm they seem to understand that they have the best running game in the league and their passing game can naturally flow from that... john fox is basically gonna get himself fired b/c of jake delhomme

SF needs to ditch Smith imo

Cowher in Carolina would be a nice fit I think.

Browns win another one! let's extend the regular season

SF needs to ditch Smith imo

I dunno, he's not that bad.

He's like the 20th-best quarterback in the NFL, I think.

with moore at the helm they seem to understand that they have the best running game in the league

lol i know, right? wtf was delhomme throwing all those passes any damn way?

In the current NFL, pretty much unless you have at least decent QB play, you are not going anywhere at all. It's always been that way, but the rules have gotten so much in the offensive passing favor, that completing 60% of your passes and 3500 yards is pretty much average where it would have been All Pro ten or twelve years ago.

The funny thing about Delhomme is that it's not like he was ever a GREAT quarterback. He had some nice years, but he was never a guy who scared me.

lol @ them putting up sanchez's rookie stats vs peyton's rookie stats and them not even being comparable

yeah peyton threw 29 picks, but he threw a ton of TDs too

Goddamn, 29 picks!

1. George Blanda+ (35) 42 1962 HOU
2. Vinny Testaverde (25) 35 1988 TAM
3. Frank Tripucka (33) 34 1960 DEN
4. Fran Tarkenton+ (38) 32 1978 MIN
John Hadl (28) 32 1968 SDG
6. Sid Luckman+ (31) 31 1947 CHI
7. George Blanda+ (38) 30 1965 HOU
Al Dorow (32) 30 1961 NYT
Ken Stabler (33) 30 1978 OAK
Jim Hart (23) 30 1967 STL
Richard Todd (27) 30 1980 NYJ
12. Lynn Dickey (34) 29 1983 GNB
Brett Favre (36) 29 2005 GNB
14. Y.A. Tittle+ (29) 28 1955 SFO
Joe Namath+ (24) 28 1967 NYJ
Peyton Manning (22) 28 1998 IND
Joe Namath+ (32) 28 1975 NYJ
Ken Stabler (35) 28 1980 HOU

Jay Cutler tied for 38th, btw.

blanda's record is unbreakable

"wtf was delhomme throwing all those passes any damn way?"

I think some of it is the monkey see monkey do nature of the league. Everyone wants to try to run the razzle dazzle that other clubs do, so they try to do it with personnel where it won't work. The Niners had one good game with Alex Smith throwing the ball and then all of the sudden they are throwing it 40 times a game, you know? I think clubs see NE or the Colts or Philly or Arizona and they try to do a similar scheme, when their personnel just doesn't fit. While Washington has still been a bottom dweller, they looked more competent at times by streamlining their offense back down to just running the ball and going with a more straight forward passing offense. Early in the season, they would try all sorts of odd motion stuff and they just looked like they didn't know what they were doing half the time. Miami is a club that runs an offense that fits what they have. It's not flashy, but it has worked somewhat OK, even when they went to an inexperienced QB.

Jake Delhomme made a ton of money after hitting on those bombs in the Superbowl. He had one killer big game and pretty much has rode that on. Problem is that the guy was never that good a bomber as that Superbowl. Some of that might be their offensive scheming. Don't really know that they have many good receivers outside of Steve Smith.

There are some pretty good QBs in that interception list.

You have to be pretty good to throw that many interceptions and still get to keep going back out there.

What if Green Bay beats Minnesota in the playoffs!

dearly hopin for that

same^^

Steve Smith broke his arm.

basically i am just openly rooting for the packers and colts at this point, and also rooting against the saints

i hope so soooo much xxxp

Kurt Warner just scrambled for like 14 yards. (there was a flag)

(on the defense!)

nice pass coverage, denvers

When you stack all your defense on Jackson you're gonna leave Celek open.

Maybe have someone within 15 yards of him tho

The Colts have missed by inches on a couple of deep bombs. They had one dropped an a couple just overthown by a step.

this stat of consecutive regular-season wins is dumb

it's a funny stat because it seemingly gets broken every year

I think Manning is going to put up a fairly unbreakable number.

peyton seems determined to beat revis

totally, that is dumb of him >:[

boys

Phil Simms is talking about Magnum PI.

Famous Celeks, I guess.

lol

yeah they were talking about celek and he just started rambling about how much he likes tom selleck

HA

@ st louis/super cards game, trying to determine if st louis receiver came down in the end zone, announcer just referenced this
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41XK3GuKlpL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

There is a documentary about the AFL that is going to be narrated by John Madden that looks like a lot of fun coming up soon on the NFL network.

"Brad Smith"

fuck

Wow that was a long return by the Jets. I thought he was kind of nuts for bringing it out.

yea i was like im not sure thats a good idea 6 yds deep, brad~

Jets got a couple of pancakes in the blocks and pretty much that side of the field was completely open.

aw, congrats to peyton

enough with the didgeridoo sound, colts stadium

Nice extra effort by Donald Brown, he should get some more playing time next season. He has more speed than Addai at this point. Addai is pretty good in the passing game though.

Not this time...

i like brown's one-cut style too, addai dances in the backfield too much imo

Curtis Painter looked like someone had just woke him up while warming up on the side line for the Colts.

if the colts give up on this game i will be so pissed

me too

i have nothing to live for as a bills fan i just want to watch peyton manning play goddammit

Addai has lost a step and cant get any yards on those stretch sweep plays, which used to be his bread and butter. He really does better between the tackles. Some of that might be the Colts o-line, but I think some of it is Addai. As I said though, the guy is a decent all around player, but I think he is more of a receiving back at this point.

"Are they trying to kill Sanchez?"

Do you really want the answer to that question?

fire Schottenheime

r

Man, awesome 4th down call by SF

As Drew Brees begat Kyle Orton begat Curtis Painter...

Manning looked like he is in pain on the sidelines.

guys you play the bills next week u can rest peyton then

So far so good for Painter!

lol @ sidelines peyton btw

Looks like they pulled Dallas Clark and Reggie Wayne too, as Baskett and Tom Santi are out there too.

lame

I bet they still win.

According to NFL, Jets will be eliminated from the playoffs if they lose to the Colts.

franchez

Uhh

wow

welp

lol

Waste of a time out. It was an open hand going forward.

Why are you challenging this if you don't care about this game.

This is kind of bad mojo for the Colts.

so mad right now

The Broncos could use a quarterback.

Colts would've been much smarter to just start Painter from the beginning. Much worse this way.

@DrewBennett83: How can colts head coach just disregard history like this? I would be irate as a player for that team

i think peyton's crying tbh

would like one (1) gif of andy reid trying to quiet down booing philly fans

Peyton Manning barking at Tom Moore.

pulling a favre & refusing to leave the game vs pouting passive-aggressively on the sideline

philly fans still booing their own team who are winning the game (though it's sure not pretty)

I think fans are booing the refs. Tons of penalties against us.

Thing is that the QB has the most rules to protect from getting hurt. I could see going ahead and pulling Wayne and Clark, but it would be a total freak happening to take out Manning. If it was the last game of the season, that would be one thing.

The Jets haven't really touched Manning. Favre was getting hit left and right last week.

It's really weird to watch NFL Redzone flip between the Broncos playing their guts out and losing and then flip to the Jets getting a game handed to them.

Thing is that the QB has the most rules to protect from getting hurt.

also peyton never gets sacked! i don't think he's invincible or anything but it seems really unlikely that he'd get hurt.

ugh look at this kid

Tough spot to get put into for Curtis Painter's first game, your team is 14-0 and you go in for a Hall of Fame QB with a 3 point lead against statistically one of the best defenses in the NFL with all of the backup skills players.

Then again, he could be a QB for the Browns.

I think Cleveland has given up on the forward pass and is running a single wing now.

3pt game in Philly

O_O well now, this is getting interesting
27-24 philly

this hospital movie with brendan fraser and harrison ford looks like it was made for tv

haha yes that's what i thought too

This game is making me feel sick to my stomach.

i sort of hate football right now can it just be the playoffs already

What the fuck is going on?

Hospital drama with Brendan Fraser and Harrison Ford...oh yeah, I really want to watch that one (sic).

I guess the Colts have pretty much given Rex Ryan what he wanted for Christmas.

fucking mercury morris, you guys

Haha

i still remember the damn colts laying down in their last game back in '07 when a colts victory would have given the browns a playoff spot.

http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/mermorrishelmet.jpg

HA HA bitches, how you like me now?

i know this is just what the colts do, but i think dungy would have started doing it as soon as they clinched the first round bye and he definitely wouldn't have thrown that challenge flag

xpost so much to answer for, jim caldwell

Is that Freamon from the wire

http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mercury-morris-on-titans.jpg

Next stop...Perfectville.

Denver has been getting some pretty generous calls this game.

man peytonface is rough right now

This shit is making me mad/sad. :( >:(

Now what would be cool that the Colts are down 2 TDs with 5:38 to go would be to put back in ALL of the starters and say go win it.

i fucking HATE YOU jim caldwell

Now what would be cool that the Colts are down 2 TDs with 5:38 to go would be to put back in ALL of the starters and say go win it.

― earlnash, Sunday, December 27, 2009 6:59 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

keep hoping this will happen tbh

OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S PEYTON MANNING'S MUSIC!!!

guys peyton keeps putting his helmet on it's making me sad

WELP

Interception for Painter

You are really trying to save your cash if you are playing in the NFL while living in Yorktown, Indiana.

THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING MAD

there are only a few points in the season that i've been this mad, and they involved the falcons failing horribly

keeping his helmet on is so awesomely passive-aggressive

i kind of wish he would pull a favre but i feel like the colts don't work like that

All you have to do is look at the faces of the players and fans to know that this is bullshit.

i wouldnt have even cared that much if they just got beaten normally, but the coach FUCKING THREW THE GAME

caldwell should apologize to every fan at the post game presser

He should also apologize to the Broncos, Ravens, etc., etc.

evil cheating patriots vs passive-aggressive whiny colts

Hey, daria, can you do me a favor tonight and beat Dallas?

i can't even see any of that game & am very disappointed at missing sad peyton face

i cant even imagine how furious i'd be if i was a fan in that stadium, a fan who paid money to watch my team piss away history

Jim Caldwell is like Mr. Spock. That dude looks the same no matter what the situation.

http://joehatcher.mywnde.com/files/2009/10/caldwelldungy.jpg

I keep wondering if this is a Medvedev/Putin kind of situation where Tony Dungy is actually still in power.

that's tomorrow night! i'm working on it! remember.. kicker conspiracy. also it is dallas in december, they've gotta lose.

How upset do you think Michael Irvin is right now.

I think it's tonight!

hahah that is one bright spot, looking forward to michael irvin sputtering in rage at caldwell

this is so demoralizing btw

these jets on the sidelines look vaguely disgusted too, tbh

(You should double check! You don't want to show up a day late for the game!)

daria, your skins play tonight!

this whole NFL season is in tatters

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLDWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!

"peyton manning has indigestion"

wait, what day is today?

SHIT

man i'm gonna have to text them the plays i'm not driving out to the damn stadium at this hour

That will be Peyton's next commercial sponsor. "When your head coach flushes your perfect season down the drain and those half time nachos come back on you, Tumms is the only thing you need"

also going to kill dierdorf and gumbel sounding like such idiots. gumbel defended caldwell. "why does peyton manning make it look too easy?" <---sounding genuinely puzzled by the way. claiming the jets won against a superior team through defense and special teams without mentioning peyton manning got benched.

lol earlnash

This game is literally making me feel ill to my stomach. I think I may throw up if we lose. (I may throw up if we win too -- I might be coming down with something.)

So do you guys still hope the Colts go to the Superbowl?

At least New Orleans went down swinging.

i always want the colts to go to the superbowl iirc

well, if you don't throw up by the end of this game i bet watching 4 quarters of skins-cowboys might do it

this is fucking retarded. they just threw the game 100%!!

xpost no, we've all decided to root for a shitty team of big babies instead, we have seen the light after their coach purposefully threw a game.

I want a SD-Philadelphia Superbowl.

what do i do with this furious feeling

cincy or the colts are the two teams i'd be ok with, i think, from the afc. but who knows, AFAICT all of the teams are still eligible.

horseshoe, write mean letters to the colts, over email?

i finished off a bag of hint of lime tostitos. TAKE THAT, JIM CALDWELL!!

Dungy and Harrison agree with the decision by Caldwell!

horsehoe, send delicious wings to brownie, over USPS

of course dungy agrees. rodney harrison is lying and should be ashamed of his damn self

xpost done and done

WILL NO ONE THINK OF MERCURY MORRIS

wow, idk why you all are angry. i always want the colts to fail (unless they are playing dallas)

this is fucking retarded. they just threw the game 100%!!

― everyone kills people (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, December 27, 2009 7:16 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

THIS

THE FUCKING COACH THREW THE GAME WHY ISNT THE WORLD SHOUTING OUT OF THEIR WINDOWS HOWARD BEALE STYLE

also i am now rooting for a cinci-zona SB

I was hoping for the Chargers to beat Indy but now I'm hoping that Cincy or etc. does it.

also i am now rooting for a cinci-zona SB

if this has to be done to destroy and rebuild the NFL then I'm in

27-27 denver/philly!

Great. Tie game. FUCKING WONDERFUL.

i think it's p likely the chargers will beat indy tbh

ugh why does nbc have to let peter king and olbermann take up time, i'd much rather just hear harrison and dungy explain everything that happens in NFL every week

remember last year when SD's punter single-handedly beat the colts

that was p. tight

Ok. I almost broke my television.

i think it's p likely the chargers will beat indy tbh

They will probably have to beat the Pats first, and they never beat the Pats.

^^ this

I'm just in shock at how Philly has fallen apart in the second half of this game.

you really want to hear or see dungy? ever? he is creepy and slimy and as far as i'm concerned he should return to his grave and hang out with the cryptkeeper

"i think it's p likely the chargers will beat indy tbh"

That one will be a shootout. Not sure the Chargers can get the pass rush like they have in the past, but it would be a good game.

Caldwell speaks:

He played Manning et al. in order to keep them sharp for the playoffs, and then took em out when they had their reps.

The players knew what was going to happen before the game.

The most important season is the one that's coming up.

Big run by McNabb

I can count about five bad calls against the Eagles today. That was a catch.

Big tackle by Goodman there!

Nice punt, Sav.

I'm drunk, think im gonna cry about this jets game. Not really tho cuz they're gonna have to play the pats in the playoffs iirc. Posting on phosne ttyl

I bet Phil Simms is excited to watch Jesse Stone: Thin Ice tonight.

the worst part is i now have to root against the colts in the playoffs, cuz if they win the superbowl everyone will point to this as if it justifies throwing games like a bunch of wimpering little babies

true, but if they get knocked out in the playoffs everyone will be like, "guess it doesn't pay to be chickenshit"

and then peyton manning will kill jim caldwell in a rage. sort of a tragic outcome either way.

Bill Simmons asks: If you're only going to play your starters for a half, why not have it be the second half?

Wouldn't you otherwise root against them? Imo

maybe they'll throw next week's game too?

Manning said he was just following orders, like Eichmann.

aw peyton talking abt "organizational philosophy" & "following orders"

I want Chad ocho to win the super bowl by himself

you can't really throw a game against the bills but i guess caldwell can try

I dunno, Curtis Painter looked like total horseshit to me.

I swear to god, they throw the flag and then they try to figure out whether a penalty occurred.

You really cannot replace Jim Sorgi.

I want Chad ocho to win the super bowl by himself

absolutely!!!

Let's see if Andy Reid can blow his clock management again.

Eagles and 2 minute offense just don't go together.

Which is weird cause they throw the ball like 85% of the time.

Reid smacked the ref on the ass.

The most important season is the one that's coming up. - ugh this is SUCH BULLSHIT - what's even the point of winning the Superbowl - to be "remembered" or something right? But someone WINS THE SUPERBOWL EVERY YEAR, only two teams have gone undefeated ever dshfaghdajsfg also you have like a 35% chance of winning the superbowl! the colts and saints are good! maybe it is like 37% because you did this FUCK YOU

I'm not even mad because of unfairness to fans/players/Ravens/whatever - I'm mad because I like the Colts and I feel like they've just lost a legitimately super important game, ON PURPOSE.

It was absolutely a catch btw.

But someone WINS THE SUPERBOWL EVERY YEAR, only two teams have gone undefeated ever dshfaghdajsfg also you have like a 35% chance of winning the superbowl!

this is what i anticipate irvin saying verbatim on gameday highlights btw

Game ovah

THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS

wow deion is retarded - is saying that it wouldnt have made a difference if they let peyton score one more time before taking him out

i was pulling for the colts to win AFC, but now i'm kinda hoping they don't even go to the SB just so they can know that they threw the perfect season for nothing.

hoping they don't even go to the suggest ban?

ok, that was lame. sb'd myself. i'm kinda not myself cause of this philly game.

wtf does jim caldwell have dirt on all the broadcast sports analysts or something. remember when everyone was ready to kill bill belichick because he went for it on 4th and 2. wtf, everyone?

eisen and irvin were disagreeing vehemently i should add

disagreeing w/deion i mean

like, if rodney harrison were coached by jim caldwell and jim caldwell pulled that shit i'm pretty sure he'd punch jim caldwell in the head?
xpost oh good

How mad is Irvin?

5th seed is currently the Jets

dag maualuga broken ankle

I wonder if the Bengals will try to win against the Jets next week.

Do you guys know if Iggles just clinched the division with that win?

Do you guys know if Iggles just clinched the division with that win?

If Cows win this week and next, Cows win division.

k.

Though there's plenty to be determined regarding the seeding of the AFC and NFC playoff teams, our pal Todd Wright of Sporting News Radio has pointed out the possibility that each of the wild-card playoff games could be rematches of Week 17 contests.

Next Sunday, the Cowboys host the Eagles, the Cardinals host the Packers, the Jets host the Bengals, and the Texans host the Patriots.

Depending on the outcome of those and other games, all four of those games could be played again the following weekend.

peyton sounded seriously pissed off in that press conference

god jim caldwell talking about how a perfect season has "never been one of our goals" like speak for your goddamn self

ugh i can't deal with tony dungy right now

yeah, peyton sounded like a broken man

lol rodney

BUT THEY WEREN'T "WAY AHEAD" IN THIS GAME, TONY.

i am so mad

dan patrick is clowning these fuckin idiots

I really hope Cowboys lose tonight.

i know, i could kiss dan patrick

he sounded genuinely heated

also i like how, when asked if it was fair to the fans, both dungy + harrison were like, "it's football." yeah, motherfuckers, it's football, you play to win the game!

What did Patrick say, I'm over with Eisen et al.

say what u will abt belichick, he might be evil but he at least understands what's REALLY important~

i know i was thinkin about belichick all through that second half. also i basically love him now o_O

"While the Jets win today ended Indianapolis' streak and showed once again how difficult it is to go undefeated, I want to congratulate the Colts on a great run," Shula said.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thanks for keeping me in champagne, suckers

That game did not at all show how difficult it is to go undefeated!!

It showed how difficult it is to go undefeated if your coach isn't interested.

What is good in life Belichick?

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women."

i know it's like that bs gumbel was spouting about how the jets, being an inferior team, had to really show up on defense and special teams.

the top 10 worst coaching decisions of this season will be an amazing list

Remember when the Broncos were 6-0?

They are now 8-7...ouch. Of course the Bears are like 5-9, so this trade really didn't mean bupkus.

I'm sure the Broncos are happy with the pick they get from a 5-9 team.

the top 10 worst coaching decisions of this season will be an amazing list

when's this on? they're going to put 4th and 2 at the top of the list right

hey jack its a fact

An NFC East matchup on NBC? This is a first.

something new and different

ben roethlisberger's stache is DISGUSTING

haha

hey, nice first down daria

oh no redskins

man, everything i do, and then guys don't execute
(don't tell them i said that, but for real)

doin some research on the wikipedia for our next series

how's this thing sound? i mean, it sounds cool

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fumblerooski

omg fumblerooski

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha endless lol @ colts

i mean anytime you have a chance to best your heated rival for team of the decade honors by completing the 19-0 season they came within one play of having, you really should just piss it away

i'd feel bad for them, but oh wait i fucking hate them!

yeah u deserve to exult it was fucken disgusting imo

booing suisham

awesome

the colts dont deserve to have fans anymore

Would pay money to see some good trick plays from the Redskins this game.

BAAAMM! Campbell got clobbered.

HAHAHAHA

AGHWHAT IS THIS

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT WHITE RAY LEWIS SHIT

LOLOLOL

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/12/27/sunday-night-football-extra-live-chat-13/

8:38pm ET - What trick play does Jim Zorn have up his sleeve this week?
Fumblerooski out of punt formation.

DAMMIT FLORIO YOU SPOILED IT

lol wite ray lewis

laron landry is Terrible At Football

Is this a Dallas home game? Kind of sounds like it from the crowd on TV.

there seem to be a LOT of cowboys fans up in there.

it is 2nd biggest market for dallas actually

smdh

Roy Williams smiles as he knows he sucks.

wtf did they do that for

campbell: finally throws the ball for 10+ yards.. when he gets clobbered and it just flies that far off toward the sideline

no one really wants to be involved with this game, do they?

i mean, including the fans, the players, the coaches, the announcers, us..

can we just skip week 17

^^^

I know this is nothing new, but Redskins would be decent if they had an offense.

Jerry Jones is scary looking.

they should play haynesworth at left tackle jeez

The thing I can't quite figure is Jason Campbell. I watch him play and he looks pretty bad, but if you look at his numbers and they are not completely terrible. How much is it that he is getting clobbered on each play, I don't know.

aw, sad hogettes :(

Guys I was on an airplane most of today watching the Colts-Jets thing and I will not lie, there were times in that game (i.e. the entire Curtis Painter section) where I was like "I wish I could discuss this with ILNFL."

Also what in the hell how is SNF about to discuss Brett Favre during a game between two teams that Brett Favre does not play for?

There is always time for Brett Favre discussion.

Campbell completed that pass to the third row. Criminy...I guess when you throw it away THROW IT AWAY.

I was gonna say, that was one of the most emphatic throwaways I've ever seen.

redskins official blogger @ twitter:

The crowd's biggest joy tonight has been booing Suisham for his PATs. Which he's hit.

http://i49.tinypic.com/zxws5.jpg

Man that is maybe not the best picture of John Madden's wife to show on TV.

That is funny that Madden's wife has a pilot license and he won't fly. That might explain some things.

That's a pretty bad Flying Dawkins attempt by Dallas.

Romo was kind of choking on his script in the post game interview. Dude is trying to drop some Peytonisms but he isn't that kind of guy.

lol i'll say

Guys I have never really wanted Jay Cutler to do well before tonight! I am worried.

cutler trying to throw INT 1,000,026 here

feels weird to be rooting for the bears

What in the fuck is this commercial with Domino's being like "People are so MEAN to us"?

AMAZING I LOVE THE BEARS

lol, favre

BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS

that really seemed for all the world like brett favre intentionally dropped that football btw

which time? i agree

lol otm

Yeah, he sure did respond to incoming pressure by letting the football slip out of his hand.

aw soldier field loves jay cutler!

cutler trucking fools

minny's o-line is kinda horrible outside of hutch and maybe loadholt - mckinnie is garbage and herrera is supergarbage

i love how michael strahan always kind of yells the at the same volume, even if he is just shilling for some weights

He is shilling for Vaseline!

ha i got distracted

It is OK, it was a really abrupt turn!. "...And then I really like to spend some time on plyometrics. But when I get ashy, that's when I reach for Vaseline for men skin care."

I am very concerned about football concussion problems, but I swear every time I hear the story of how Mike Leach locked Craig James's son in a closet for three hours because he was sitting out of practice with post-concussion syndrome, it makes me laugh. Mike Leach is the BEST.

i need some context on this mike leach i find this story horrifying

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls09/news/story?id=4776848

I do not condone any of this it is just like cartoonish supervillainy!

Also BEARS!!!!

What were they just saying? The bears just drove down soldier field and also philadelphia? huh?

He chastised players after a loss to Texas A&M in October for listening to "their fat little girlfriends,"

I dunno, it prob had to do with the Bears giving the Eagles the hope to control their own seeding destiny.

oh that guy; i actually knew about that guy

xpost re fat little girlfriends

yeah that's what it was about, if bears win, eagles get #2 seed if they win next week

bear down chicago bears...

mike leach shouldn't be talking about anyone being fat

Hot.

This game, this is the best game.

Yikes, that was not a good pass.

Tirico's suit + baseball cap is NAGL, but as a fellow baldie I can't say I blame him.

i think this was opposite week in the NFL and no one mentioned to us

wow, cutler is on point tonight

since december of 2005 brett favre has thrown 16 TDs and 35 INTs in the month of december

Cutler is on fire.

http://i49.tinypic.com/azi7ax.jpg

those scarves can't even be keeping you warm like that?

Yeah, I was a little terrified that Jay Cutler was always going to be like this and the Bears were going to have a really great offense this season. I am glad it is only happening now.

man brett favre looks old

Next week's Philly-Dallas game is gonna be insane.

scarves worn inside a coat can keep you warm!

protip!

daria, you're on the cusp of winning the ILNFL championship btw!

wtf, i hadn't looked at my team in a month and assumed i wasn't even in the playoffs

!

seriously. one of my RBs is some guy @ lions who is on IR. i guess i should fix that. seriously i was actively trying to win and stuff but then i got preoccupied what with calling redskins plays, and quit updating and assumed i was out.

basically i am the arizona cardinals of this league

there's a lesson here somewhere. i think it is: don't even try

dude you had a RB on IR and the Giants defense last weekend and still won

I do not like this "Which teams are playing well" segment, because it raises the possibility of a Cowboys-Patriots Super Bowl.

why did you even say that

Brett Favre is having a Derek Anderson-esque game so far.

I didn't want to! ESPN is like "Hey how about the Patriots running game and Tony Romo" and then my eyes filled with blood.

Thankfully they just aired a John C Flood commercial so I am feeling better.

'zona bengals and then the eventual dissolution of the NFL

Pats-Cowboys Superbowl would be the one possible Superbowl that I would refuse to watch.

indifference works out for me pretty well it seems. (works in poker games too). maybe i should leave things the way they are. dude on IR might be doing some coaching from the sidelines or maybe calling plays for us.

none of you guys commented when i pointed this out weeks ago but brad childress really does look like the dude who played leon on roseanne

I would actually really enjoy the Cardinals vs the Bengals. I would not like the inevitable media hype transformation into "Larry Fitzgerald's dad is a reporter, did you know that?" versus "They are playing for the memory of their fallen teammate", but the game itself seems like it would be fun.

daria, no

It is 22 degrees outside, Suzy Kolber! Why are you dressed like a scientist in Antarctica?

pats-cowboys super bowl would give me stress headaches for two solid weeks because if there is anything worse than the end of the 2007 season, it is the possibility of losing a super bowl to the DALLAS COWBOYS

i've swiped Roseanne from all memory banks via red wine and browns losses

Leon was played by Martin Mull, right?

yes, brad childress is a cheerless martin mull

Gotta catch that homie

I blame Tirico's hat, she saw the hat and said "Fuck this noise, no part of my head is getting cold tonight."

xp Yeah thinking about Super Bowl: Blood from Eyes, I think I would actually support the Patriots! I think like half for Randy Moss's beard, and half so that Jerry Jones would not feel rewarded for constructing the Terrordome.

"wtf, i hadn't looked at my team in a month and assumed i wasn't even in the playoffs"

This is how the Arizona Cardinals got into the Superbowl last year.

it's all sick

earl

basically i am the arizona cardinals of this league

― kicker conspiracy (s. suisham ha ha) (daria-g), Monday, December 28, 2009 10:04 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess this might happen to the JETS this year too

i don't think it's going to happen to the jets

since mangini left the jets have been rudderless

:D

Am I wrong for wanting to see some Bear and try to smash Favre like an egg?

I'd almost cheer for the Vikings if Jackson was their QB for the playoffs and they won without Favre.

I almost wonder if the Colts letting the Jets win was some kind of Machiavellian strategy to try and keep the Steelers or Ravens out of the playoffs.

hope not! but afaik two weeks ago rex ryan was like, well we're out of the playoffs already, and someone had to inform him that mathematically they weren't

wonder if childress has tried to pull favre from the game yet

i mean 'hope not' far as jets making the playoffs. have no thoughts on colts scheming to keep out steelers/ravens. do teams really do that?

Yeah I think Sanchito is not really prepared for the stress of a playoff game at this point. Although if all they did was run and try to score points with defense they might have something.

xxp Earl there is nothing wrong with schadenfavre.

Here is a crazy thought, will the Browns flush out the Mangenius if they finish winning out their last four games? Crazy as it seems, the Browns have been playing improved football in the second half. Some of that is how bad they got off to a start, it couldn't really 'get' worse.

Not sure what the Browns are going to do, but I have been wondering about that one.

Oh well, at least they blocked the XP.

Bears can't do much, but they are pretty good on blocking kicks. That used to be the 'offense' for the Bears, either blocking a kick or getting some kind of wacky fumble or having a D-lineman getting an interception on a tipped pass.

browns keep mangini for next year and (as usual) all of browns nation is proven wrong

i'm dead inside so it's no big deal to me

why has not having an offense been a chicago tradition for so long? i've never understood this

the concept of a pats-boys superbowl is less offensive to me than a chargers-cowboys superbowl. i would not watch that game, tbh.

The McCaskey's are so cheap they won't pay for a new playbook, so they still use the one where Papa Bear Halas invented the forward pass in 1934.

also cutler just fell down, what the hell

i cannot get enough of these shots of favre on the sidelines

damn, Bears

Man, the Bears tonight.

http://i47.tinypic.com/14bsup0.jpg

See, that last TD play...Halas wrote that one for Sid Luckman back in '42.

The Bears are not going to pay no stinking royalties to no Bill Walsh for any "west coast offense".

http://nervedocs.org/diagnosisfirst/images/450px-The_Thinker_close.jpg

I'd watch a Pats-Cowboys Superbowl if it was like Danny White vs. Steve Grogan in some alternate timeline Superbowl 1980.

Hahaha, Percy Harvin got tackled by his blocker's ass.

Oh God Gruden just announced the start of "Favre tries to win the entire game by himself" time. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME INTERCEPTIONS!!!

lol @ jaws/tirico just squabbling with chuckie

the announcers are all really excited for tackling right now

omg tell me more about this "brett favre," gruden

I hope someday Adrian Peterson is not on a team with Brett Favre and Jared Allen on it, so I can like him.

haha every time the ball goes flying into the air these vikings fans i'm sitting between go "oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no"

i'm not sure i've ever seen one of these Amazing Favre Comebacks, i'm not sure they exist. afaik favre has never come back to win a game where his team was down this many points?

What the fuck is Favre throwing a tantrum again?

yessir favre and childress arguing over the personnel
drama

I think there were some big comebacks in the mid-late 90s, but this entire decade every time the Packers were down by 14 pts or more I was relatively sure the game was only going to get worse.

BENCH FAVRE

look at how gray his stubble is. he is so old.

hard livin imo

dar1a is right, if my group of ppl remember correctly he's never come back from a 14 pt deficit? which is insane considering he's played for 734 years?

CURTIS PAINTER FTW

And is very insane considering he somehow acquired the "You can never count out Brett Favre" reputation.

Oh Dear God, poor Johnny Knox!

i have gray stubble btw (browns fan tho)

being a browns fan is the hardest livin <3

i liked the halftime poll where all 50 states overwhelmingly said that they think the colts would've been in more hot water had peyton played and gotten hurt. which is like the fuck get your hypotheticals away from me unless they are really crazy, like, "would caldwell have gotten into more trouble for benching his starters and losing...or IF HE SHOT PEYTON MANNING IN COLD BLOOD AT THE 50 YARD LINE IN THE THIRD QUARTER?"

xpost my dad who is nearly 60 has very few greys so i admit that i have no idea when "grey" happens to people normally

if colts fans messageboard peoples are correct, favre has come back a few times from 14 points down, but never more than that

soon my stubble will turn to sunshine

oh come the fuck on jay

JAY CUTLER NOOOOO

i liked the halftime poll where all 50 states overwhelmingly said that they think the colts would've been in more hot water had peyton played and gotten hurt.

ugh i missed this. the same peyton manning that's never missed a regular season game due to injury

DAMMIT, CUTLER.

just so you know, jay cutler, you're winning this game

INEXCUSABLE

I am 27 and have increasingly gray stubble when I grow my beard out. But I am from a family of prematurely gray-haired people, and when I am clean-shaven I do not look nearly as much like an aging hobo.

that pick--that was not even close. i have no idea how he thought that particular pass was going to get as far as earl bennett

with brett favre it is also the fact that his face looks dessicated and skull-like

dan patrick flipped out on dungy last night for making the "what if peyton got injured" excuse last night btw - made me <3 that guy even more.

also cutler stop that

Cutler is laughing about it, like "Yeah, hahaha, that had no shot, we're probably gonna blow this game, oh well."

well, he prob has to laugh, he'd already thrown a million interceptions by week two

what chuckie needs to do is enunciate better, maybe for emphasis

Jesus Christ, Brett Favre, just take the goddamned sack!

Call a freaking hold on #71, criminy!!!

That pass was so shitty it got two penalties!

was that the third time tonight he's done that? like the lineman was going to catch that

See what I mean? Just go ahead and give them a handle on the jersey.

Vikings 71 is a freaking hold factory.

Why are the Bears safeties playing so far in back?

wtf that hit didn't look that bad. ribs?

yikes that's a broken rib or ten

It seems like just about all of the really bad injuries this year have just been horrible flukes. Maybe it is every year, but I just haven't noticed.

wow cutler! what is going on with you today!

I am getting so stressed out cheering for the Bears tonight.

ugh i know! how is anyone a bears fan! i'd have a heart attack

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CIOdQlSAxoI/SqHjoh-Ri8I/AAAAAAAAApc/WZRVf1aYuPw/s1600/178783.jpg

It happens.

Every time my Bears fan friend posts anything on Facebook tonight there are like 10 replies immediately, at first either "What is this, this is great!" and now increasingly "Oh God No" sort of stuff. Poor dudes.

The Bears need a Favre interception pretty bad.

where is omar little, speaking of

How freakin' open can you get...aargh.

STOP LEAVING THE MIDDLE OPEN AAAAAAGGHHHH

i just - ugh! guys stop throwing the game away!

this fucking game

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Urlacher is probably somewhere going into a drunken rage.

NOW IT IS TIME FOR A FAVRE INTERCEPTION.

I hope that guy with the horns on in Soldier Field gets his car keyed.

fuck that was way too easy

fuck this gay earth

Why is the world so horrible

monday night formal...?

i thought it said monday night normal, not that that makes sense either

YES

i love this game!

whoa

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs153.snc3/18079_870381351639_820548_49586810_4922853_n.jpg

NEW FAVORITE MANNING

My nerves are getting shot...good thing I'm not drinking tonight.

Does that picture show Brett Favre with stinklines?

i thought it said 'monday night formal' and had a picture of childress in a dress (probably it did not, but that was the only image i figured would belong there)

when all else is lost, at least the bears will have special teams

omg

BEARS

AHHHHHHHHH YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE THIS GAY EARTH

holla back jay cutler

i would gay marry this gay earth

bet brett favre is feelin pretty sad right now

Special teams IS the Bears offense.

Vanderbilt Commodores what up!

and he stinks and wears tutus if that sign is correct. xpost

so confusing. i mean how is the guy who made that throw also responsible for so many retarded throws

what a sad, smelly ballerina

favre that is

so confusing. i mean how is the guy who made that throw also responsible for so many retarded throws

Could be said for either QB in this game imo

are the bears aware that they can go to the middle of the field on defense?

They need to get a shadow on the back LIKE 10 plays ago.

God I know the Cover 2 gives you the short middle of the field, but I mean God the Bears are like "Have eight to twelve yards on every play, whenever you want, we don't care."

think the bears are ceding the middle to the ref to be polite

Maybe the refs will make the interception, because the Bears have no interest.

it is a monday night formal iirc u need manners

God damn, ALL DAY.

NOOOOOOOO

adrian peterson is a dreamboat tbf

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO CATCH THAT

Awwww...so close to Favreception.

BEARS. favre was TRYING to throw you that.

So close! I just shrieked a little.

There is a reason guys play DB and not WR.

Is there a way we could get like Darrelle Revis and Charles Woodson and Nnamdi Asomugha to play for the Bears for the next two minutes?

lol ravich callin out tiricos hat

guys what if next week everyone TIES

they will cancel the playoffs

AAGAGGHAHAHHHHH

i think that all of the teams should have to go to the silverdome and fight cage matches until only one is left alive, and that team is the winner of the super bowl.

so congrats in advance to the oakland raiders, the 2009 season champions

what's this thing where the first round of playoffs might be just week 17 all over again? and then the jets play the bills probably, that is still going on but nobody cares

FUCK GUYS

bears should cover people imo

Guys, this is :'(

games like this i am like damn it is not actually fun to watch football at all

not quite understanding what bears are doing on defense here