cooleyblog haynesworth mcnabb portis shanahan and GOLD PANTS. "R" YOU IN? a thread for your 2010 WASHINGTON REDSKINS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk4qsEda8wA

dcsportsbog
I have seen the gold pants on field level. They are gold.

grahamgano
Its funny how most of the redskins fans gave us the finger and booed the bus coming into the stadium thinking we were the cowboys. Hahaha.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/goldpants910c.jpg

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yesssssssssssssssssss

The funniest thing about that gif to me personally is that everyone at our opening football day party thought THAT was the funniest play ever, totally untoppable in hilarity, BUT THEN THE END OF THE GAME HAPPENED.

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nice new disp. name!

Clinton Portis and Albert Haynesworth performed a scripted skit for reporters in the locker room Thursday afternoon in which Portis declined to answer questions and Haynesworth covered the running back's mouth with strips of black athletic tape.

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wow

these guys really need to be on team oreo

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landry did this thing again today XD

XD

i mean he had just sacked matt schaub, it was totally justifiable also hilarious

McNabb's 239 pass yrds in 1st half = 2nd most in Redskins history for a 1st half (Rypien vs Falcons in '91, 259yrds)

O_O

haaaah

redskinsblog
I think @MrLandry30's posing was completely warranted after that sack.

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<3<3<3

landry was crazy today. ugh, this game.

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gold pants are a+++ tho

lolron landry
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(Y)ou've probably seen him make frequent use of the phrase "Meat and Potatoes" this season. His defensive teammates have heard it, too, and they don't always know what it means.

"I guess in this world, we don't have a lot of people with backbones. Just because somebody pay you money don't mean they'll make you do whatever they want. I mean, that means everything is for sale. I mean, I'm not for sale," Haynesworth said on 106.7 The Fan, via the Washington Post. "Yeah, I signed the contract and got paid a lot of money, but just because, that don't mean I'm for sale or a slave or whatever."

jeez

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this week's redskin song @ wpgc

"Got everybody going crazy out there and that touchdown and the celebration, it just all worked together."

[..] "You thought that was good," (Rick) Maese asked.

"I thought it was great!" Armstrong said. "I don't know what you're thinking. Let me see you dance! Put the camera on him."

Maese pointed out that he hadn't scored a touchdown and so wouldn't be celebrating, and Armstrong nodded. "All right, then," he said. "I'm gonna keep on dancing and you keep reporting."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weyYG6BVy_g

Knox would be a helluva wideout if he was playing with a decent qb

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lolron landry showin off again

Shanahan on Monday said McNabb has been struggling with hamstring injuries for five weeks and didn't have the "cardiovascular endurance" to stay on the field with the game on the line against Detroit. Shanahan said he even considered not playing McNabb at all against the Lions.

I call bullshit.

McNabb definitely sucked at the two-minute drill in Philly.

That's true, but I agree w/ what Michael Smith just said on ESPN: "The last time Rex Grossman gave a team a chance to win a game was at the University of Florida."

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godDAMN

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/11/16/1818408/dc-sportstalk-host-goes-on-one-of-the-most-epic-rants-you-will-ever

I love the guy who keeps saying "get 'em"

GET EM

was just coming here to say that the "get 'em" guy needs a steel-toed kick in the nuts

"he was doing the WORM, Avar!"

"I thought he was just dead."

oh it's "Lavar"

i need this "get 'em" dude to follow me around and motivate me through life

get 'em dude=Lavar

he's so consistent with the "GET EM"s that I thought it was a punch in sound effect.

That was amazing to listen to.

lol I looked up and there was still 5 minutes left

HOW DARE *YOU* SIR

"redskins reparations"

Lavar as Lavar Arrington?
(didn't listen to the clip yet)

Yeah it's gotta be Arrington.

GET EM

I BLEED IT
AND YOU KILL ME
YOU MAKE ME SICK

hm.
you picked them to win

I PICKED THEM TO WIN!
THE ONLY ONE ON THE SHOW!

yep.

Damn that was real. GET EM.

It was total truth, totally sad, but true.

I was ready to start a slow clap. Fuck, man. That's football right there.

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder

we knew you were a homer

that way

www.twitter.com/MrGucci30

someone made a twitters for Landry's pet monkey

Portis to IR. might have played his last game with the skins. ;_;

bummer

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at east-ern mo-tors
your job's your cre-dit

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rip :(

<3 you CP

http://misterirrelevant.com/index.php/2010/11/24/its-a-clinton-portis-thanksgiving/

Meeeeemorieeeeees
Like the corners of my miiiind

redskins i've truly liked: john riggins, darrell green and clinton portis

Love Riggo

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man that's sad news.

i don't think he'll be leaving nfl completely! but the redskins sites are saying his contract prob makes it impossible for the team to keep him for another season & he's suggested this would be his last year on the redskins several times even before getting injured.

But...I don't want to see him anything other than Red & Gold. It'll all just be rong rong rong

the ESPN radio saying redskins are likely going to release haynesworth?!

RELEASE THE HAYNESWORTH

Multiple sources: Haynesworth appeared “hung over” Friday morning and didn’t appear until defensive meeting started.

haha yeah some local sports talk radio said he was out drinking the prev night til like 1:30 am.

I misread that as "he was out drinking the perv"

i wd drink too of I was on the redskins

yup

lololol

Rex Grossman, Jr., decked head to toe in burgundy and gold, has just bear-hugged his son, patting him on the chest of his pinstripe navy suit, telling him through an emotion-choked voice, "Best game you ever played. Best game you ever played."

The mouse didn't just survive the venomous jaws of Cowboys Stadium; Rex thrived

"I felt like I played as well as I could have and I tried as hard as I could have. It's up to you guys to decide all those things."

"I thought Rex did an excellent job today," said Coach Mike Shanahan

From the press coverage you really wouldn't get the impression that Grossman was responsible for 3 turnovers in a loss to a 4-9 team.

DC evening news teaser was like "grossman played a career game" and i'm like WHAT GAME DID YOU WATCH because those 2 first-half turnovers are what dug the hole in the first place

Rexy would make a decent backup QB, as he does have a live arm and can get hot. Grossman had a few really excellent games with the Bears. You are pretty much playing Russian roulette to give him the keys to the offense, as he is maddeningly inconsistent. It is just as possible next week he will go 8 for 32 for about 112 yards and 3 picks next week.

Shanahan can keep it up that McNabb is the reason they were not winning and I don't doubt that Donovan has maybe lost a step, BUT that defense is giving up more yards than anyone in the NFL, is near the bottom in sacks, totally middling in getting turnovers and giving up points. Might have been different if Portis doesn't go down, but they can't run the ball either and their offensive line isn't that great.

Go ahead and give up McNabb to the Niners or Vikings. I guarantee if you put McNabb with the Vikings and those receivers are healthy, the guy will put up some numbers. If you put McNabb on the Niners and with those skills guys, they are more than solid. Go ahead and those two clubs will be in the playoffs next year, while the Redskins again have a losing record out of the playoffs.

^ GET EM

before this game, the Skins ranked something like 10th in the league in passing yards and in the bottom 5 is rushing yards, passing yards allowed, and rushing yards allowed. They need better numbers from the quarterback, but not as badly as they need them in pretty much every single other position.

GIVE MCNABB TO THE TITANS U SKINNY MOTHERFUCKERS

i can't quite understand.. ok maybe installing a new system had something to do with it.. but i can't quite get how the skins defense got so bad this year because the personnel isn't all that different from the seasons w/greg blache

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It has to be a personality conflict thing with Shanahan, which is kind of weird as at least on public persona, Donovan McNabb seems like mr. easy-goes-it-bro. Donovan has had a lot of B.S. tossed at him for a low key dude that isn't beating his chest and making all sorts of nutty public comments from Rush Limbaugh to T.O. to all of the crap with him getting sick in the Superbowl and now this. He has to be like WTF?

The dumb thing is that they got draft picks and shiteloads of money tied up in Hanyesworth and McNabb and they pretty much made them radioactive with little chance of recouping much out of what they got invested. It's just stupid.

I've never liked Shannahan but that was more of an "omg I hate the Broncos so much" rivalry thing...but I honestly never would have thought that personality conflicts on this level, if that's what this is, would even be in his repertoire. And if it was a low-level coach you could say it was Snyder machinations but that doesn't seem possible with Shannahan driving things. I just don't get it at all.

Can a sports journo please investigate this as a tell-all book to be published as a later date so we can finally get some idea of wtf is going on here?

you have to assume that's coming.
seems like a case of left hand not knowing what right hand is doing
except left hand is jerking off and right hand is chopping carrots

lol

GET EM

still trying not to picture the Redskins jerking off while chopping carrots.

or trying, depending who it is. (grin)

I wonder if anyone's gone through the WP sports opinion columns to pull quotes about how "this will finally give the team the leadership and big play ability it needs to make it to the playoffs" every time a $$$$ free agent like Haynesworth, Archuleta, McNabb, Trotter, Deion fucking Sanders, etc. I swear they get written EVERY TIME.

or trying, depending who it is. (grin)

Five bucks says Cooley's probably done that before.

(shudder)

note: in animated gif of cooley shorts posted earlier in this thread, the other dude like O_O is brandon lloyd..

Speaking to the media on a conference call, Lloyd was asked if he'd like to say "I told you so" to the 49ers, Redskins, and Bears

"No, I want to say, '---- you.' And I mean that in the most professional way."

also the new york times profiles cooooooley and his pottery studio

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/29/sports/football/29potter.html

In the past three games - plus a brief appearance Oct. 31 at Detroit - Grossman was responsible for eight turnovers: four interceptions and four lost fumbles.

"I feel like I can play at a Pro Bowl level. I'm not sure if I did that," Grossman said. "But there was times I felt I was playing at a high level. Made a few mistakes here and there. For the most part, it was a tough situation to be put in. I feel like I did an okay job, but I can play a lot better."

http://media.nj.com/jets_impact/photo/calvin-pace-strips-ball-from-rex-grossman-redskins-preseason-0dc87c8673d99e7f_large.jpg

just read that washington holds the record for turnover differential with +43 from 1983 o_O

fyi rex grossman was not the qb that year

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Did we ever talk about Vinny Cerrato's performance in "Kindergarten Ninja"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scJsSLtYCe8

This whole article is great fwiw: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/

Probably very old news.

But back in the news due to this:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/02/01/AR2011020105889.html

Cerrato's a better actor than a personnel guy. And that's some of the worst acting I've ever seen.

This whole article is great fwiw: http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/40063/the-cranky-redskins-fans-guide-to-dan-snyder/

Probably very old news.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, February 2, 2011 3:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

A total dismantling. What a fantastic article.

“I didn’t touch her,” Haynesworth said, according to documents. He also explained that he doesn’t “even like black girls.”

WTF that guy

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=6526881

Bernard Hopkins rips Donovan McNabb
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Boxer Bernard Hopkins, a Philadelphia Eagles fan, has ripped Donovan McNabb before. On Tuesday, he took his apparent disdain for the quarterback to another level.

Hopkins, in Philadelphia for his May 21 fight against Jean Pascal, invited reporters to watch him train Tuesday and decided to take additional verbal jabs at McNabb and even implied that the Washington Redskins quarterback wasn't black enough.

"Forget this," Hopkins said, according to the Philadelphia Daily News, and pointed to his own skin. "He's got a suntan. That's all."

According to Hopkins, McNabb had a privileged upbringing in Chicago and isn't as tough as himself, current Eagles quarterback Michael Vick or Cincinnati Bengals receiver Terrell Owens, who famously had a falling out with McNabb before being released by Philadelphia in 2006. Hopkins said Tuesday that McNabb and Owens essentially didn't speak the same language.

"T.O. got [into] the boardroom and saw the way they talked to McNabb. Coming from where he [came from] -- that's strange to some white people, when a black man speaks," Hopkins said, according to the Daily News. He said Owens "[wasn't] used to this language. [He's] used to speaking up.' "

Hopkins said that is why McNabb felt a sense of betrayal when he was traded by the Eagles to the Redskins before last season.

"Why do you think McNabb felt he was betrayed? Because McNabb is the guy in the house, while everybody else is on the field. He's the one who got the extra coat. The extra servings. 'You're our boy,' " Hopkins said, according to the Daily News, and patted a member of the media on the back to illustrate his point. "He thought he was one of them."

When contacted by the Daily News, McNabb's publicist said the quarterback would not have a comment.

While he questioned McNabb's mettle, Hopkins didn't take a shot at McNabb's integrity.

"Nice guy. I'd trust him around my kids," Hopkins said, according to the Daily News.

uh

What a fucking idiot