celebrate alex barron a/k/a NFL WEEK TWO 2010

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now THAT is how you play tackle for the dallas football cowboys!

Jerry jones is not getting enough blame in barrongate

Was waiting for this thread.

WEEK 2: When you look at the waiver wire in FF and see Yamon Figurs on top of the world, staring back at ya. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TRICK ME AGAIN THIS TIME.

never get sick of saying yamon figurs

It sounds like ilxor-speak.

As usual, the Chargers find a way to lose their opener to an inferior team.

yamon, figurs.

in other news, i posted it in week 1 thread but it's big and needs to be here: rip kristopher rudy-charles jenkins.

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Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay. If they lose at home to the worst team currently in the league, somebody somewhere will get fired.

Baltimore at Cincinnati: Cincinnati. Baltimore's offense really didn't live up to expectations, did it?

Tampa Bay at Carolina: Tampa Bay. It's really hard to get the stink of Tampa Bay's last two seasons out of my mind, but Carolina is a far worse team this year.

Kansas City at Cleveland: Kansas City. Good googly moogly, the CHEFS have something this year.

Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee. All the Steelers could do against the Falcons was kick field goals (until overtime), and the Titans are not the Falcons.

Chicago at Dallas: Chicago. This is a totally senseless pick on my part. Chicago only beat the Lions because the refs took a touchdown away, but I think the hangover from the Redskins loss will have the Cowboys discombobulated for a bit.

Arizona at Atlanta: Atlanta. The Falcons are not the Titans (see above), but they surely must be better than the Cardinals.

Philadelphia at Detroit: Philadelphia. If it had been Stafford vs. Kolb, the choice would've been harder. But now it's Hill vs. Vick. Easy.

Miami at Minnesota: Miami. Dolphins have their shit together, relatively speaking. Favre is probably still catching his breath from opening night. Plus, he still has no one to throw to.

Seattle at Denver: Seattle. This could go either way, really. These teams are unknown quantities.

St. Louis at Oakland: Oakland. (see above.)

Houston at Washington: Houston. The Redskins beat the more famous Texas team in Week 1, but in Week 2 they'll have to try beating the mo' betta Texas team. It won't happen.

New England at New York Jets: New England. Pats defense still looks like shit, but the offense is cooking with gas. Well enough to outscore the Jets offense anyway.

Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego. The only reason I'm picking the Chargers is because the Jags have to travel to the opposite coast to play this game and statistics are against them.

New York Giants at Indianapolis: Indianapolis. The Colts lost their season opener for the first time in YEARS. They will win their next 9 to make up for it.

New Orleans at San Francisco: New Orleans. Niners defense is stout as always, but until I see their offense come together, the Saints could probably win this with 9 men on the field.

Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Carolina
Kansas City at Cleveland: Cleveland
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee
Chicago at Dallas: Dallas
Arizona at Atlanta: Atlanta
Philadelphia at Detroit: Philadelphia
Miami at Minnesota: Minnesota
Seattle at Denver: Denver
St. Louis at Oakland: Saint Louis
Houston at Washington: Houston
New England at New York Jets: New England
Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Indianapolis
New Orleans at San Francisco: New Orleans

Were it not for Week 5 at Indy, I'd predict that Kansas City could be that magic Cinderella team to go undefeated for ten weeks, like the Titans 08, and then shorting out after slow-dancing into the first round of playoffs.

Hell, they could still be 9-1, but who cares about that.

Laurence Maroney is a Bronco

Great, now he can be a disappointment in a different time zone.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/blogs/scocca/archive/2010/09/13/wealthy-and-famous-football-typist-peter-king-kicks-backup-cowboys-lineman-when-he-s-down.aspx

Peter King otm

Oh damn, Ryan Grant out for the year. That just made it a little harder for Green Bay to go all the way.

aww damn

Also, Bob Sanders tore his bicep. Out indefinitely.

Who didn't see that coming?

ryan grant really wasn't that good

no he's not but i didn't want to admit i was posting from a fantasy perspective.

that slate dude throwing himself on the cross for alex barron is hilarious -- it's not like peter king is savaging some undrafted free agent earning $84,000 who got called up from the practice squad for one week in an emergency situation (in fact i'm pretty sure king would not do that) -- barron is an ex-first round pick with a notoriously poor work ethic who earned $10.8 million dollars while with the rams -- slate dude needs to chill out

yeah king is one of the most k.i.p. writers in sports--i was actually surprised at how harsh his comments on barron were. of course they are completely deserved.

ryan grant really wasn't that good

His stats say otherwise.

he ran for barely 4 yards a carry over the past two years -- he's a slightly above average back

Yeah, but they gave it to him a lot. He ran for 1200+ the last two years, and was definitely being counted on to do it again. Unless they go after a free agent or craft a trade, their run game is shot this year (Brandon Jackson's not a real option).

we'll see -- aside from like 5 RBs, RB is the easiest position in the nfl to replace or work around

I think they could bring in Justin Fargas from free agency and get the same production.

wth maroney! i thought he'd be with new england forever.

ok, i'm not defending barron or slate, but the problem with peter king's comments is that, as pointed out in that article above (and several other things i've read today ridiculing king's comments), WHENEVER BRETT FAVRE HAS COMPLETELY BLOWN A GAME IN THE LAST SECONDS BY HURTLING AN INTERCEPTION, king's response is to point out how quarterbacks get too much blame when games go wrong and it's not a big deal. calling a dude a disgrace over a major fuck up while defending your boyfriend for similar fuck ups is kind of weird! otoh so is peter king's face so maybe that's all the thing these days.

i think ppl are giving him a hard time because everyone hates brett favre, in summary.

not to mention -- people hate romo!

xp not really true in king's recent work imo--more of a cliche abt the guy at this point.

besides, alex barron has never been good, and favre once was.

Miami at Minnesota: Miami. Dolphins have their shit together, relatively speaking. Favre is probably still catching his breath from opening night. Plus, he still has no one to throw to

l,olo, l. lolol.

don't get me wrong i hope you're right.

i didn't actually get to watch most of the bills-dolphins game but wtf is wrong with the dolphins that they didn't beat us 56-10 imo

a few things, unfortunately

isolating the one alex barron hold & comparing it to the favre INT is really missing the point -- i can guarantee you that if joe thomas or jake long had made that same play and cost their team a game, that king wouldn't say that either should be selling beer in the stands -- alex barron isn't joe thomas or jake long and he certainly isn't brett favre

like, does anyone disagree with the idea that alex barron shouldn't be in the nfl? he's been the worst offensive linemen in the game for like 4 years running now... i don't find anything disagreeable w/ what king said, & that's aside from the ludicrous point about how much money either makes

i think ppl/PK shd also proportionately shit on the dallas line coach & wade & the gm for having him out there

yes like i said upthread, jerry jones (or whoever does the personnel moves there) deserves most of the blame -- if you put alex barron on the field, he's gonna hold! he's alex barron! that's what he does. just like we don't leave ex-drug addicts unattended in rooms full of heroin and crack cocaine, we shouldn't be leaving alex barron unattended on the right side of an offensive line. it's not his fault.

King is kind of a joke but that doesn't mean Barron deserves anything other than harsh criticism.

6th rounder into a 4th rounder is prob more than NE could've hoped to expect for maroney. they must have a lot of faith in law firm because fred taylor will end up on IR/dead at some point this season.

10-6 last wk

Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Carolina: tampa
Kansas City at Cleveland: Chefs
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee
Chicago at Dallas: Dallas
Arizona at Atlanta: Atlanta
Philadelphia at Detroit: lions
Miami at Minnesota: Minnesota
Seattle at Denver: squawks
St. Louis at Oakland: Saint Louis
Houston at Washington: skins
New England at New York Jets: jets
Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Indianapolis
New Orleans at San Francisco: New Orleans

I was 9-7.

Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Carolina
Kansas City at Cleveland: KC (what a bunch of young talent these guys have-legit)
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee
Chicago at Dallas: Chicago
Arizona at Atlanta: Atlanta
Philadelphia at Detroit: Eagles (tough call)
Miami at Minnesota: Miami
Seattle at Denver: Sea
St. Louis at Oakland: Rams
Houston at Washington: Houston
New England at New York Jets: Pats
Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Indianapolis
New Orleans at San Francisco: New Orleans

8-7 last week (late on NO/minn)

Buffalo at Green Bay: pack obv
Baltimore at Cincinnati: ravens
Tampa Bay at Carolina: panthers
Kansas City at Cleveland: chiefs!
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: tennesseee
Chicago at Dallas: BEARS
Arizona at Atlanta: falcons
Philadelphia at Detroit: eagles
Miami at Minnesota: dolphins
Seattle at Denver: i hope seattle but i'm picking denver
St. Louis at Oakland: raiders
Houston at Washington: texans
New England at New York Jets: pats
Jacksonville at San Diego: chargers
New York Giants at Indianapolis: indy
New Orleans at San Francisco: saints

8-8 so I clearly have no idea but

Buffalo at Green Bay: Packers duh
Baltimore at Cincinnati: ravens
Tampa Bay at Carolina: still think tampa bay is likely to be worst team this season, panthers
Kansas City at Cleveland: Chiefs looked damn good on Monday!
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: THUMBTAX
Chicago at Dallas: bears and wouldn't it be nice?
Arizona at Atlanta: Atlanta and likely a big running game
Philadelphia at Detroit: Eagles and we may not enjoy the white tervaris jackson anytime soon
Miami at Minnesota: Miami in something of a shocker, cue the "is he done" cries
Seattle at Denver: Broncs, that had to be an aberrant squawk game, right?
St. Louis at Oakland: woof, i guess raiders?
Houston at Washington: Texans looking to make the playoffs this year methinks
New England at New York Jets: Pats and this could be ugly
Jacksonville at San Diego: bolts
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Colts and i'd bet over 50 total
New Orleans at San Francisco: saints duh

9-7 last week wtf.

Buffalo at Green Bay: GBP


Baltimore at Cincinnati: ravens


Tampa Bay at Carolina: TB <---this is the worst game. Wither Jimmy Clausson


Kansas City at Cleveland: chiefs!


Pittsburgh at Tennessee: tennesseee


Chicago at Dallas: BEARS
, I guess

Arizona at Atlanta: falcons (I still don't know who is QB in AZ)


Philadelphia at Detroit: Detroit
 <-- det = something to prove; Philly goes w/ Kolb bcuz he is the walruss' guy. Seriously, Even w/ all the discussions that people are having abt concussions this year, Kolb strikes me as the guy who tries to play hurt and ends up costing his team the most (or not, if he gets hurt badly enough and they HAVE to go w/ Vick)

Miami at Minnesota: MIN
 in an empty "right the ship" walk

Seattle at Denver: SEA


St. Louis at Oakland: raiders, tentatively


Houston at Washington: texans
. Washington didn't win the game as much as DAL lost it, fr which we thank them.

New England at New York Jets: pats
 <-- this will be a rape that starts 18-0 conversations again

Jacksonville at San Diego: chargers


New York Giants at Indianapolis: indy
, without confidence. I just imagine Peyton WILLING the team to victory.

New Orleans at San Francisco: saints, because the NFL loves a winner.

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My first crack at this.

Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Baltimore
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Oh lord, uh, Panthers I GUESS.
Kansas City at Cleveland: Chiefs FOR REAL.
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee
Chicago at Dallas: Chicago
Arizona at Atlanta: Atlanta
Philadelphia at Detroit: Detroit
Miami at Minnesota: Miami
Seattle at Denver: Seattle
St. Louis at Oakland: St. Louis??
Houston at Washington: Washington
New England at New York Jets: New England
Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Indy
New Orleans at San Francisco: New Orleans

guys have you seen this new ad where an evil emperor calls eli manning on his skype or whatever and then eli says, to an oreo cookie wearing athletic gear, "stuffy! make the call!" and then it ends? what is that about and more importantly will people start taunting eli manning by calling him stuffy?

haha it is my immediate goal to see that commercial

i like this nonsense direction nfl player commercials are going in

i think "stuffy" as a nickname for Eli kind of works tbh? his face is kind of like a double-stuf Oreo somehow. in a cute way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZIpWcyi1GY

haha thanks omar!

he doesn't really look like Stuffy I guess

kinda!!

eli is a bit more droopy eyed

than a cartoon oreo

that is v true

lick racing

is the emperor peyton? i am not sure i understand.

can you read the 747 comments on http://www.facebook.com/oreo and let us know

Chas Keller I THINK THE UNDERTAKER HE DID NOT DO A THING WITH OREO BUT HE IS THE ONE I WOULD CALL

Chas Keller JOHN CENA THAT IS WHO I WOULD CALL

^^ i like this guy's style actually

Austin Hutchinson I would call two great QBs, TONY ROMO and DREW BREES. those two together with Eli would b unstoppable.

feelin' like tony would lose the oreo in the milk :\

can you imagine tony trying to unscrew the oreo? he'd break one half of one cookie, leaving the other half stuck to the icing.

and then of course drop the whole mess into the glass.

& then he cries

mcnabb: he would eat the oreo, then vomit it up
cutler: he would give the oreo to the emperor
rivers: he would take the oreo almost to the destination and then norv turner would tell him to go the wrong way and he'd get captured
orton: it would get lost in his beard
roethlisberger: let's not even go there

someone else called for brett favre which would just end in cookies straight into the hands of the bad guy! i dunno if these people realize how serious this is.

rivers: would scream at the glass of milk

todd haley needs to get ahold of that oreo

and fucking destroy it

ray lewis: blows up the oreo

jake delhomme: attempts to give an oreo to steve smith, instead he gives it to adrian wilson

braylon edwards: drops the oreo and just as vinatieri--having picked it up--is about to kick it to a safe distance, runs into vinatieri and knocks him down

derek anderson: larry fitzgerald goes "no just throw the oreo to me... i'll catch it! yeah, seriously, i'll catch it. just throw it. yeah it's cool" and then derek anderson throws the oreo at his feet

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs047.ash2/35719_415013879652_114998944652_4321268_2500085_n.jpg

andy reid: devours stuffy, forgetting that he's supposed to be protecting the oreos owing the rules of the double stuf league.

alex barron: chokes out the oreo

i was gonna say he eats the wrapping paper

accidentally saves fig newtons instead of oreos, that kind of thing

jamarcus russell - cookie aisle catches fire, burns down city

matt leinart: incredible with hydrox cookies, can't deal with oreos

al davis - FUCK YOU

Darrelle Revis kidnaps Stuffy and holds him for ransom

matt millen: reaches into a bag of oreos and somehow always ends up with the broken cookie

matt millen: other guests implore matt to bring back oreos, matt keeps bringing back chocolate chip cookies

Tom Brady: calls Belichick and asks him if he should call Stuffy

Rich Gannon: runs into Stuffy with his head, falls into a deep coma, comes out ranting

mike shanahan: refuses to call anyone because if they were so interested in playing for his team, they would've already called him and shown up on time, goddamnit.

dan snyder: pays $1 million for the broken cookie

Chucky: I REALLY LOVE STUFFY'S STYLE, IT'S HARD TO FIND THAT IN A YOUNG COOKIE THESE DAYS
Jaws: SHUT UP ABOUT THE WILDCAT JOHN IT'S A STUPID SCHEME AND YOU KNOW IT
Mike: I THINK THAT WAS A FIRST DOWN, GUYS

jerry jones: would convince everyone in an elaborate show complete with pyrotechnics and cage dancers that his men would save the oreos, only to witness his men stomping them into pieces at the last second

dan synder would also ban anyone from pointing out that his oreo is broken, btw.

rex ryan: eats cookie

ochocinco: buys cookies for everyone

Bob Sanders: will totally eat that cookie when he gets out of the hydrotherapy bath

t.o.: that's my cookie, man. *sniffsniff* that's my cookie...

marvin harrison: would try to eat a single oreo, leaves it unfinished because he's interrupted, then would secretly finish the cookie later.

marvin harrison: shoots oreo in the the thigh

Jerry Rice: didn't have matching socks to wear, refuses to eat the cookie

haha i love you guys

barry sanders - eats filling without touching either side of cookie

Bob Costas: thinks that the cookie's arrogance is ruining the purity of the game and that we should all look back to the time of Bronco Nagursky etc etc etc

steve largent: glenn beck answers the call

Ricky Williams: HOLY SHIT THERE'S A GIANT TALKING COOKIE WITH A FACE

Peter King: the cookie is only a cookie in the hands of Brett Favre, and his Hall of Fame ballots will be argued entirely on this moment, with this cookie

xpost LOL

ricky williams, as always, otm

(here's one from my boyfriend who is now getting into this that I'm reading them aloud)

reggie bush: would successfully save the oreos, but some bylaw 5 years later will allow vince young to take the cookies away

ok dying @ ricky williams

Darius Heyward Bey: HEY GUYS WATCH ME CATCH THIS COOKIE [*thunk*] Oh that's right I don't have hands

John Madden: takes the cookie all over the country on his bus, and keeps it in his breast pocket so that he can talk to it whenever he likes

tom coughlin: would be very disappointed in the oreo

jared allen: IT'S COOKIE SEASON YEEHAW

Brett Favre: I really love this cookie.
Hmm. I'm actually not hungry at all, ever again.
Nope. Not hungry at all.
You know what I think I'll eat this sandwich.
Hmm. This sandwich really isn't hitting the spot for me.
Boy that cookie sure looks good.
God I love cookies.
[Jared Allen carries him to the cookie]
I love you cookie and I will only eat you forever and always until I decide not to eat again or finish that sandwich.

xxpost lol omar

mike singletary: moons the oreo

Michael Strahan: THITH ITH THE BETHT COOKIE IN HITHTORY

tiki barber: cheats on the oreo with a milano

hahah!

Joe Montana: won't eat the cookie unless you pay him an appearance fee and he eats it wearing his Sketchers

some serious lolz in this thread now.

Deacon Jones: IT'S COOKIE KILLIN TIME

tiki barber: cheats on the oreo with a milano

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:33 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark

amazing

Joe Namath: "Stuffy, I wanna lick you right now... can I lick you?" = off to rehab

HAHAHAHA

bill belichick: cuts the oreo

Joe Theismann: Breaks cookie in half, spends the rest of his life eating out on the story

Albert Haynesworth: upset by new scheme where Stuffy gets to make the call, pouts on sideline.

Michael Vick: Dunks cookie in milk for six minutes, serves a year for RICOreo charges, is extremely contrite

bill parcells: makes it life mission to design the best scheme to get stuffy, alienating everyone he has ever loved in the process. somehow still ends up president of oreo cookies.

jamaal anderson: take the oreo into the bathroom, crushes the oreo and snorts it with his much younger friend that is a boy, nothing to see here, just two dudes in a bathroom stall, snorting oreos

i can't beat milano and ricky williams, i should stop

donovan mcnabb:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2009/1029/nfl_ap_mcnabb_phone_480.jpg

donovan mcnabb: dances; oreo rolls eyes

troy aikman: owing to some horrible thing he must've done in a past life, is forced to spend eternity calling games with a giant anthropomorphic oreo who knows nothing about football.

"That's exactly right, Stuffy"

Dan Marino: could throw the shit out of that oreo and STFU ABOUT THE GODDAMN SUPERBOWL RING

STFUFY

scott norwood: wide right >:[

randy moss: sad that he isn't appreciated as much as the cookie

minnesota vikings: trade 17 draft picks to procure half-eaten bag of oreos

Don Shula: sneers at all of the cookie eaters because he has pristine box of 1972 Oreos and no-one can ever open them ever MWHAHAHAAHAH

minnesota vikings: trade 17 draft picks to procure half-eaten bag of oreos

― ground zero moss (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, September 15, 2010 11:44 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

well-played

Al Davis: buys the cookie for $72 billion sight unseen because he heard it can throw a deep ball

Dick Vermeil: Just so damned proud to get the call and of everything Stuffy has done this season and... SOB

Chris Berman: ELI MANNING! SHAKES A DEFENDER! LOOKING DOWNFIELD! FINDING STUFFALUFAGUS! WITH THE FILLING! TO THE TWENTY! THE TEN! HE COULD! GO! IN! THE! MILK! TOUCHDOWN GEEEEEEEEEEMEN! BUT THE SAINTS HAVE A COOKIE OF THEIR OWN

you are so good at Berman it's unnerving

lol the changing of narrative in those always kills me

rex grossman: don't blame him for breaking the cookie, blame whoever gave it to rex grossman

lol @ the saints have a cookie of their own

peyton manning: is really goddamn sick of this drunken idiot cookie always getting in trouble

buffalo bills: will never have a cookie of their own

Ryan Leaf: Couldn't pay phone bill

these are getting kind of sad

saving cookies sometimes is a dark line of work, horseshoe.

C-L killing it.

jake delhomme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XKhRx3udxk

kurt warner: behold the oreo, the atheist's nightmare

lol!!!

Cincinnati: Puts money in vending machine for bag of mini-Oreos that gets stuck on shelf.

Rams: Buries recipe for homemade Oreos with Georgia Frontiere; attempts to pass off Ding Dongs from Rush Limbaugh instead.

Corey Fuller: Likes pulling that Malkovich Rounders stunt with rack of Oreos.

Kevin Kolb: Allergic to chocolate. Entire team suffers.

patriots: get an entire box of oreos at the store; open them later to discover last one missing.

awesome

bills: sniff oreo 4 times, jimmy johnson inhales it

Lions: Licks off cream, breaks cookie in bits, swallows cream, chews cookie, swallows cookie, drinks glass of milk, polishes off mouth with napkin, does not technically eat cookie due a case of indigestion.

Los Angeles: Despite two factories baking world class gourmet Oreo cookies, not one bag to be found for sale anywhere in the whole goddammed town.

jacksonville: has cookies; no one is sure why

ha!

:-D

philadelphia: delay of game, fans throwing cookies on the field

where is brownie i wonder what bernie kosar would do to the cookie

hahahaha oh i do so hope eli is calling bernie kosar, PI.

Oakland: fans dress up as cookies, worship cookies, despite not having any actual cookies worth eating since
early 2000's

dan marino: tries to eat the cookie, can't finish, yells at himself, smashes his fist onto the cookie multiple times, turning it into dust

shaun alexander: eats 10 cookies is a row in record time, is rewarded with 8 more, takes a small bite out of the first one, and realizes he can't eat any more.

Omar, Dan Marino is GOLD

Lolol

terry bradshaw: starts to eat the cookie but then starts jokin' around good ol boy style with the cookie, elbowing it a couple of times, laughing really hard when the cookie makes a bald joke, then howie long calmly eats the cookie while giving terry a mona lisa smile.

shannon sharpe alienates the cookie by yelling nonsense at it

boomer esiason describes himself to the cookie as a "bucking bronco," cookie gives the camera an "is this asshole for real?" look

jeremy shockey: watches as jay feely begins to eat a cookie and then turns to celebrate the eating of the cookie, then slowly turns as it comes to his attention that feely had in fact not successfully eaten the cookie

Stuart Scott yells BOOYAH!!!!: terrified cookie collapses into pile of crumbs

Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay. Looking forward to the ARodg highlights
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Baltimore. Sort of depends on whether Lewis bring his lazer-turbo-raven with him but I'll go with Balt.
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Carolina. There's no way TB wins two in a row.
Kansas City at Cleveland: Go CHIEFS!
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee
Chicago at Dallas: Chicago, mainly b/c I'll never ever ever pick Dallas.
Arizona at Atlanta: Falcons. They're looking to redeem themselves after last week.
Philadelphia at Detroit: GooooooooOOO LIONS
Miami at Minnesota: Minnesota as long as AP gets 16 touches.
Seattle at Denver: Seahawks
St. Louis at Oakland: Raiders
Houston at Washington: Texans
New England at New York Jets: New England
Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Indy
New Orleans at San Francisco: I will never not pick the Saints, though it'ss be an interesting game. I hope they can contain Gore.

We aren't even to the week 2 games and we already have an amazing thread. Good job everyone.

yeah, wtg guys!!! <3 <3

Raiders game is blacked out YESSSSSSSS

where is brownie i wonder what bernie kosar would do to the cookie

this actually happened

Belichick orders Kosar to hand the Oreo off
Kosar eats Oreo instead
Belichick cuts Kosar
Nabisco moves to Baltimore
Clevelanders eat Pepperidge Farm
Nabisco moves back to Cleveland
Clevelanders stop eating Pepperidge Farm
Clevelanders immediately regret it

i still don't get the commercial fyi

Buffalo at Green Bay: Green Bay. Why bc Aaron Rodgers is dreamy. Also bc they will win.
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Baltimore. Will Ray Lewis behead Ochocinco? Stay tuned!
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Carolina. Because the world is surely upside down if TB pulls off a win.
Kansas City at Cleveland: Kansas City. Why bc Matt Cassell is dreamy, and bc they are the having fun team of the year. So far.
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Tennessee, because I just don't feel like picking the Steelers yet.
Chicago at Dallas: Dallas but bwahahahahaaha oh Alex Barron, hahahaha ow my sides
Arizona at Atlanta: I want the Falcons to win. Falcons, make it so.
Philadelphia at Detroit: I don't even know why I'm saying Eagles.
Miami at Minnesota: I'm obviously not in this to win picks. Release the Dolphins! I say Dolphins. Because I'd hate to think Favre can find someone to throw to after 1 game. He's old. His learning curve has got to be slow by now.
Seattle at Denver: Seahawks. For this game anyway, until old man Hasselbeck blows a knee.
St. Louis at Oakland: Raiders. I will speak no more on the matter.
Houston at Washington: Texans! Yee har shoot em up
New England at New York Jets: New England. Unless Mark Sanchez calls plays from the sideline. He's pretty good at that.
Jacksonville at San Diego: San Diego, surely? Surely.
New York Giants at Indianapolis: What the hell, it's week two. New Yawk Football Giants! Also bc Eli is dreamy.
New Orleans at San Francisco: New Orleans. I don't see where the Niners have enough tools to beat NO.

Oh and I went 6-10 last night so clearly I need to drink more.

i posted this on ILE, but i want to beat everyone in "the league", even nick kroll, who is actually pretty funny

those promos looked atrocious

it's actually insulting

the episode tonight totally just stole its climax from "the fusilli jerry"

this actually happened

Belichick orders Kosar to hand the Oreo off
Kosar eats Oreo instead
Belichick cuts Kosar
Nabisco moves to Baltimore
Clevelanders eat Pepperidge Farm
Nabisco moves back to Cleveland
Clevelanders stop eating Pepperidge Farm
Clevelanders immediately regret it

― brownie, Thursday, September 16, 2010 7:17 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

A+ i knew you would bring it

Oreos are better than anything Pepperidge Farm makes, though.

chocolops

u on that hydroxycontin

Tim Tams pwn all, but whatever...

@TakeoSpikes51 At home watching "The Notebook". This is a all time classic in my movie list! Do you think love like that exist in this day & time?

real talk: the last time i kissed a girl (when i was 16) it was during the notebook

i kept falling asleep tho and that was the end of that

wow this is a lot of notebook-related information to take in

Will rep for Notebook. Just never thought it'd be on ILNFL. yay!

Do you think love like that exist in this day & time?

I have never seen The Notebook. But I have seen The League and I agree with J0rdan that it's complete garbage, despite having a cast that's well known for being funny otherwise.

real talk: the last time i kissed a girl (when i was 16) it was during the notebook

i kept falling asleep tho and that was the end of that

― J0rdan S., Friday, September 17, 2010 5:47 AM (4 hours ago)

the "and that was the end of that" makes it sound like kissing a girl during a boring film turned you gay.

which would be an awesome anecdote if it were true.

how does this pertain to my fantasy team?

the "and that was the end of that" makes it sound like kissing a girl during a boring film turned you gay.

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, September 17, 2010 5:29 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

lol no

Please...enough with the Oreos. I feel like the only guy in the room who isn't high as hell.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Society/Pix/pictures/2009/1/13/1231854556136

Buffalo at Green Bay: packers
Baltimore at Cincinnati: ravens
Tampa Bay at Carolina: bucs
Kansas City at Cleveland: chiefs
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: titans
Chicago at Dallas: cowboys
Arizona at Atlanta: falcons
Philadelphia at Detroit: eagles
Miami at Minnesota: dolphins
Seattle at Denver: broncos
St. Louis at Oakland: raiders
Houston at Washington: texans
New England at New York Jets: pats
Jacksonville at San Diego: bolts
New York Giants at Indianapolis: indy
New Orleans at San Francisco: nola

8-8 last week

Buffalo at Green Bay: PACKER
Baltimore at Cincinnati: RAVEN
Tampa Bay at Carolina: PANTHER (interested in this game cos if TB win it confirms at least one of my sneaking suspcisions: TB are somehow not as bad this year as they should be; Carolina are really awful)
Kansas City at Cleveland: CHIEF
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: OILER
Chicago at Dallas: NAZI (Chicago don't seem to be able to work out how to use what they've got)
Arizona at Atlanta: FALCOMM
Philadelphia at Detroit: LION
Miami at Minnesota: SCANDINAVIAN
Seattle at Denver: BRONCO
St. Louis at Oakland: RAIDER?
Houston at Washington: A MCNABB FOR ALL SEASONS
New England at New York Jets: JET (another low scorer for NJ who will again make Tom Beiber throw INTs)
Jacksonville at San Diego: CHARGER
New York Giants at Indianapolis: FIRSTBORN
New Orleans at San Francisco: Άγιος (altho i may put a nickel on niners winning this outright cos maybe their D will show up by surprise)

Please...enough with the Oreos. I feel like the only guy in the room who isn't high as hell.

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, September 17, 2010 12:25 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sb

srsly

let that yellow card be a warning

[narrows eyes] The Oreos stay.

twitters:

At the Pavement show: Malkmus just dedicated "Unfair" to Kevin Kolb. Said Kolb as it sounds (jokingly, I think).

dudes we're totally like 13 hours till kickoff!!

Suhweeeeeeeeeettt!!!!

Last week 11-5

Buffalo at Green Bay- Green Bay but I have to say I did not see the Eagles making that game considering how bad they played on both sides of the ball early in the game. It will be interesting to see how GB replaces Grant.
Baltimore at Cincinnati- I'm going Cinci. I don't think they are as bad as last week and B-more is not going to be able to stack the box like they did against the Jets.
Tampa Bay at Carolina- I see alot of talking heads going Bucs on this game. I'm going Carolina, but you would have to pay me well to watch this game.
Kansas City at Cleveland- KC broke some big plays last week and I will take them, as you never know what going to the backup QB this early is going to be.
Pittsburgh at Tennessee- I think the Titans are going to be pretty tough this year, so I will take them.
Chicago at Dallas- The Bears should have put up 35 against the Lions, but they kept putting the ball on the carpet. Cutler won't last the season out if the pass protection stays that threadbare and I think Dallas could exploit that point. I hope the Bears pull off the road victory, but I think Dallas will win.
Arizona at Atlanta- Falcons
Philadelphia at Detroit- Eagles
Miami at Minnesota- Pretty good game. I have to see the Fish to believe they can win this game on the road, Vikings it is.
Seattle at Denver- Who knows on this one...Seattle had a nice win last week, but I am still feeling Broncos at home on this one.
St. Louis at Oakland- Again, I have no idea...Rams were competitive in an ugly game last week and the Raiders were pretty much fugly, but I will go Raiders at home on this one.
Houston at Washington- Redskins defense is pretty decent, but I'm going with the Texans this week. If Houston is going to really make the playoffs, they got to win these games on the road. If they lose this week, I think the jury is still out on them and you can hang that win on the Colts on the fluke wall.
New England at New York Jets- NE is going to kick the Jets ass, baring Brady getting knocked out. Talk is cheap and NY has no offense.
Jacksonville at San Diego- Up down up down I figure Jville is down this week and the Chargers are up. Consistent neither one is...
New York Giants at Indianapolis- I think this will be closer than the last one, as the NYG will probably pound that weak Indy defensive line with their backs. I'm going Indy at home, as going 0-2 start is kind of a rarity, but I would believe a Giants win.
New Orleans at San Francisco- SF got smoked last week and that's not good as NO is coming to town. Saints should win.

Buffalo at Green Bay: GB
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Balt
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Car
Kansas City at Cleveland: Cle
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Pitt
Chicago at Dallas: Dal
Arizona at Atlanta: Atl
Philadelphia at Detroit: Det
Miami at Minnesota: Minn
Seattle at Denver: Sea
St. Louis at Oakland: Oak
Houston at Washington: Wash
New England at New York Jets: NE
Jacksonville at San Diego: SD
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Ind
New Orleans at San Francisco: NO

Has anyone posted the coverage map for today yet?

Buffalo at Green Bay: Packers
Baltimore at Cincinnati: Ravens
Tampa Bay at Carolina: Buccs
Kansas City at Cleveland: Chiefs
Pittsburgh at Tennessee: Titans
Chicago at Dallas: Bears
Arizona at Atlanta: Cards
Philadelphia at Detroit: VVVVICCCCGGGGGGGLLLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSS!
Miami at Minnesota: Vikodens
Seattle at Denver: Broncs
St. Louis at Oakland: Raiders
Houston at Washington: Arian Fosters
New England at New York Jets: Jets
Jacksonville at San Diego: Bolts
New York Giants at Indianapolis: Eli! (Colts looked terrible last week!)
New Orleans at San Francisco: Saints!

Record last week: 5-11, OUCH

***redzone for free today if your cable service offers the channel***

RedZone in HD makes me so happy.

Brett Favre blowing a 4th and 2 makes me SO happy.

http://the506.com/sports/?cat=14 <--- Distribution maps

TD DJAX!

This Red Zone shit is the most bananas thing I've seen on cable television.

LOL Cutler's gotten knocked down like 5 times already.

vick throwing a 45 yd td to desean makes me so happy

JAHVID BEST

Dangnabbit, Buffalo held really well in the red zone right there.

JAHVID BEST AGAIN

Favre looks terrible.

that one wasn't on him. /fantasybias

favre is terrible

Favre is on my team too and I'm glad that I benched him this week.

dez punt return td

real nice return

Huge DJAX catch

meh, might be incomplete

that's a completed pass imo

this browns-chiefs game is gonna turn me against the nfl

can i sue for pain and suffering?

i bet on KC with 3 pts. how am i looking?

oh bullshit call.

gotta be refs rewarding lions for last week's nonsense

Dez Bryant is siiick

thanks for the heads up on red zone; shit is bananas

whaaaat that never touched the ground??

wtffff

OK that interception was definitely not on Favre. Still HAHAHAHA THAT WAS AWESOME

he threw that way behind harvin fwiw

Hightower, wow

carson palmer you are a terrible, terrible quarterback

Who is the best USC quarterback in the NFL right now.

matt cassel

matt barkley

I am not saying the pass was good but the fact that the ball never hit the ground was some kind of miracle.

Browns with a 98 yard TD drive.

Peyton Hillis was a nice pickup for the Browns imo

fuck these refs

charlie batch

wow, both vince young int's were hella gaudy

Woodley didn't even have to move.

FUCKIN CATCH

Wow Devin Hester learned how to catch.

sweet catch by hester

damn

Not saying the Bears will win this, but Dallas is hardly in the way.

booo. fuck you wade. challenging an awesome play is so unclassy.

hey i support dallas blowing their timeouts

bears d looks weak but martz is looking like a wise choice for the o

Good Lord, Vick completing that pass while getting blown up was pretty ridiculous.

My Steelers friend: "God Batch is old"

baltimore against cincy is making the pats last week look awesome.

wtf wade, don't make a juggling motion

Vick should be the starter imo

Start Vick you're basically voting no confidence on Kolb, which means Iggles don't have a serious starting QB for next year (when Vick goes free agent)

I say play Kolb, takes lumps with him, hope he develops into a real QB

good god chris johnson

oops, holding

arizona look p horrible

tbf they start derek anderson

how excited are we about the pats-jets game today btw

very, is the answer

that hester catch was O_O

joe buck lingering a little bit long in his description of that austin mag pic

"those abs..."

Start Vick you're basically voting no confidence on Kolb, which means Iggles don't have a serious starting QB for next year (when Vick goes free agent)

Sign Vick

we are v. excited

can't enjoy a pats jets game unless ne 3 scores up early

fuck best

the hester pick has to be one of the better gamble picks in nfl history -- they drafted a dude who literally didn't have a position, got the two best years of a returner in the history of the nfl incl the best scoring weapon on a team that went to the super bowl, then they transitioned him to a above average tho not great WR

BESSSSSST

this jahvid best character might be a decent player y'know

when andy reid traded mcnabb he forced himself into starting kolb for the rest of the year unless he's an out and out disaster

JAHVID BEST A THIRD TIME

also, no guarantee that philly wins today, and if vick loses to detriot it's not going to be clear that he has a tremendous upside over kolb

jesus

god every flacco highlight on red zone is unspeakably awful

guy looks like he forgot how to play!

i wish they'd have cooper take returns over hobbs. hobbs has no upside that i can detect

rohohoho

haha cowboys

flacco is secretly not very good?

yeah, his rookie season is the anomaly now

announcement of every romo int is now proceeded by "yet another"

flacco was even better in year 2 tho. and he ended up playing pretty well last week when he could've gone to pieces.

Matt Cassell is terrible

QB is def the weakest link in the Chiefs lineup.

Vick is really inaccurate passer

what just happened with the steelers D? another big play?

MCCOY TD!

i love the fact that i dropped the steelers D this week. it isn't even half time in most of the first round of games and already every call i made has been terrible. yay me.

Ronnie Brown is motorin'

Steelers got me 26 points so far this game

WTF is happening in TB

So pissed that the Chargers didn't get Best instead of this Mathews clown.

Tampa aren't clowns this year. xp

Detroit + TB both stepping their games up this year

can't believe how close calvin j came to pulling that shitty pass in. he is an unbelievable beast.

Packers will definitely stand in their way of winning the division, but I'd love for Detroit to place 2nd in the NFC north.

jesus favre sucks

Dolphins-Vikings is the best game.

lol @ Favre

get rid of the ball dipshit

you kept telling yourself you would know when it was time to walk away but all of a sudden its week 2 and you're being stripped in your own end zone and you realize you should've retired this summer.

at what point are people going to start saying it was a mistake for favre to come back?

loooool

Wow Vikes having no fun.

Hope the Lions/TB can keep it up...I like seeing things shake up a little.

cameron wake is a fucking beast

finally, flacco

Oooh Joe Flacco threw a pretty nice pass to Mason right there.

Insane DJAX catch!

it is a funny old game dudes. ravens O done fuck all all half and they go in with a lead.

yeah that was an awesome rush by wake

BLEEP MY DAD SAYS

so sick of bleep

....vick

mordy you should just kick back and start enjoying a first class seat on the vick train, dude.

trust me, i'm digging it as it lasts. i just dk going into the future, and qb controversies destroy teams

he is making plays. new contract for that man!

Josh Freeman FLOPPED? Jesus Christ.

holy shit @ maclin catch

jahvid looks hilarious with 44 on his back

it must be said, the nfl is a lot more fun when vick plays

i guess what possibly happens is if kolb starts next week and performs as badly as he did last week -- vick takes over the following week as starter.

flacco is 9/22

matt moore is fucking terrible

lol @ Favre AGAIN

"And that was just a really bad decision by Brett Favre"

amazing

Hahahaha lol Favre

HE'S A GUNSLINGER

even taking into account favre lols, looks like fins D is playing huge so far this year.

OK I am starting to think Kurt Warner was like, Peyton Manning-valuable to the Cardinals, because my God they are awful now.

RODGERS TO DRIVER

oh Ricky, nooooooo

lolkings

AROD is v good. poor old bills. they had the ball 6 down with 2 mins to go and i dared to dream.

Omg dolphins WHUT

RICKY NOOOOOOOOO

Rickeeeeee

OH MAN, that would have been SO GREAT if that pass got picked. Karlos Dansby so close!

ricky doesnt look great so far this year

cars and freedom

ricky has small hands

aw boo

dansby is awesome

jahvid looks hilarious with 44 on his back

What is that about, anyway?

vikes finally stopped dicking around

someone out in lol-fantasy land is starting AP against someone starting Favre and he is laughing his ass off atm

Jesus Christ Joe the Flacco just threw a Neil the O'Donnell kind of interception.

bad flac is back

Be right there sug

oh flacco. awful fuckin throw.

hahahah the o'donnell

Brandon Marshall is like a freaking building that plays WR

A building on wheels

jake long is straight dominating jason allen today

er, jared allen

I really don't want to see the momentum shift to Minnesota, but it looks like it's happening. ;_;

That would make this game a lot less fun

Put Clausen in already, ffs.

bleep brett favre throws

quick straw poll: which lasts longer this year?

kevin kolb
shit my dad says

Yeah when Jimmy Clausen plays horribly it is at least funny. When Matt Moore floats up an INT it is just sad now.

seriously, what is the point of Hobbs? just to stumble the ball back to the 20 consistently?

ellis hobbs iii sucks, sry dude

i'm well aware. why is he returning kicks?

I don't think CBS has a midseason replacement for Shit My Dad Says on the level of Michael Vick, and plus if I am not mistaken it is following the Big Bang Theory, so it also is surrounded with better protection than Kolb. So I vote Shatner stays longer.

People really like Shatner, and Philly fans will probably turn against Kolb after today.

Josh Freeman may have just thrown the worst pass of all time, but it got bailed out on a Defensive PI Call.

who do the eagles have next week?

Aar-on Rod-gers CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

lol, i almost made exactly the same post about that freeman throw. so dumb, so lucky.

adrian peterson just broke four tackles on a 23 yd run

I am disappointed in the quality of ARodg's Lambeau Leap but STILL.

That AP run was nuts. Dude is a cylon

Steelers D currently highest scoring player on my fantasy team.

xp i don't know, mordy--the pats had him doing it too

woah that AP jump

oh shit

Bullshit 1st down my grandma

that was cool

Did Sparano burn his challenges already? I would have thrown the red flag on that 4th down.

AP part cylon part GAZELLE

it wasn't worth the risk of burning another time out -- they wouldn't have overturned that

plz keep giving the ball to toby gerhart thx

TaFavreIs Jackson?

challenging the spot seems like a really low % play but yeah if ever there was a time

Yay Langford

Oh well at least it only turned into a FG.

another huge DJAX catch

the dolphins defense is kind of really awesome

yeah, lots of talent

miami vs nyj games are going to be free-scoring shootouts for everyone to enjoy.

Dolphins D makes Brett look confused/old and we thank them

man, Maclin + Jackson are such an embarrassment of riches

MCCOY

SHADY WHAT WHAT

i would just like to say that the red zone studio dude is a hero

couple of too-easy 5y+ rushing TDs for mccoy.

64 yards on 11 attempts tho -- he's not slouching today

are there two substances that go together worse than oil and water that we can use to describe peyton manning and justin timberlake?

announcer is saying over 100 yards rushing, actually

I am glad more people are discovering the heaven that is RedZone.

Guys I had to be somewhere and missed the early part of these games, what happened to the cookie?!

Adrian Peterson has taken the cookie on a magic carpet ride.

redzone is so awesome.

ray rice was super consistent last year but he has sucked both games so far this time.

favre did it all for the nookie so that you can take that cookie

Matt Moore dipped the cookie in ranch dressing.

Pretty sure Vince Young could've done that.

Not entirely sure the Steelers need a quarterback.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

not if their opponents always turn the ball over 6 times

Iggles INT, and did Favre just throw another pick?

Do you guys remember last year when Favre barely threw any INTs in the regular season.

The cookie has been intercepted by Jason Allen

http://hubpages.com/hub/When-to-Put-Your-Dog-to-Sleep

Daria it turned out that maybe Brett Favre wasn't ready for another year of competitive lick racing, if you know what I'm sayin'.

ok, vikings game officially bananas

Dolphins you guys

Do you guys remember last year when Favre barely threw any INTs in the regular season.

Yes and I kept on being all "No it's OK you guys he's BRETT FAVRE it is going to happen, give it time" and then it never happened until the last most glorious play of all.

i quit

the jason allen pick is paying dividends finally five years out

My tv is broken it says Dolphins coughed up the ball

lol @ link, rs

haha AP just fell down and got back up and still RAN FOR A GAIN

hey, i reverse jinxed ray rice into a 30y run

ok, plz don't do that? he's on my opponent's fantasy team

Do you guys remember last year when Favre barely threw any INTs in the regular season.

yeah i was like, it's going to be hilarious in a big playoff game when he's like F*** IT WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN THROWING IT DOWNFIELD

KARLOS DANSBY

THE MIAMI DOLPHINS

AMERICA

^ this!

Clay Matthews has 6 sacks already.

Dolphins D are total bros

America thnx you for your service

$58 million well spent

Lol Bieber CSI

The Baltimore Ravens may be trying to win every game 10-9 this year.

guys what the fuck is up with the Titans today? There goes my first strike in survival football.

loooool dallas

C-L that is second time you have pre-empted me almost word for word. cut that shit out son.

I AM ALL UP IN YOUR BRAIN MAAAAAAN

can i just reiterate that the two minute warning is unspeakably dumb

Oh man this might just turn into a Jimmy Clausen 2 minute drill to win the game. I am excited.

jimmy clausen's passing looking extremely strong in the 2-3 yard range

lol spiralli

spiralli posts are like chris johnson runs -- he hits two 75 yd tds every week

Hey Carolina why are you running the ball when you are running out of time, just curious.

Dear Dolphins: hold. onto. the. ball. <3 u guys

Awww Carolina you guys just aren't very good.

Nevermind

Dolphins special teams were very gentle tackling Camarillo. Aww.

BFFs!

Oh God Brett Favre 2 minute drill down 4 points. Oh man you guys I am scared and excited and everything all at once.

if TB win it confirms at least one of my sneaking suspcisions: TB are somehow not as bad this year as they should be; Carolina are really awful

i think that both of these might be right

lolz at farve having a score of -3 in my fantasy league
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0125/pg2_g_bfavre1_576.jpg

the bucs are frisky this year, i dig 'em

man i finally found a stream of the fins-vikes game and the commentary is in spanish, this is weird.. i can understand well enough but it takes wayyy too much concentration

ahahahaha GO BEARS

cmon fins

Eagles D with the stuff!

4th & 7.... go Fins.

WOOOOOO FINS

YES!!!

FORTE

BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARRRRRRRRRRRS

CMON ON!

FINS!!!

Do you believe in Dolphins

hell of a defensive day for miami

Kinda bummed that Suh-as-blocker trick package failed :(

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Steelers D: 34 points
AP: 31

Miami D we salute you

mike nolan for president!

i have nothing else to say

Joe Flacco is at least throwing an interesting variety of interceptions in this game.

"frustration from the dallas cowboys"
what they need is a MONTAGE

BEARS

HAHA

FUMBLE
GO BEARS

every time the bengals/ravens come on redzone it has been palmer choking on a 3rd or flacco throwing a pick

remember when the afc north was a sexy division?

ohhhh lol roy williams

Roy Williams, ladies and germs

Wish I'd started Miami D over Dallas D. :(

did the patriots trade a cassel body double to the chiefs?

guys

this is the time for the browns to make a statement

Yes, let's go Browns!!

mangini really going for the jugular

Punting out of bounds very wise against Chiefs.

that was a great series by the Browns.

flacco's footwork looks unbelievably bad

FUCK I don't get the Pats/Jets game. I have to watch Jags/Chargers. *sadface4ever*

This is where I say "Troy Smith" again.

xp oh dude

Me to. LAME

I get Jets/Pats but want to watch Chargers/Jags. Who wants to trade apartments?

ballsy call by KC, i approve.

"But I don't WANNA watch Jags/Chargers!!" (cries)

FUCK YOU FLACCO

There's really not another way for that play to have turned out for the Ravens.

ugh flacco

Poly I will swap.

Oh Flacco

you need 7 yards on 4th. why have your receivers running deep?

i get skins-texans and.. possibly not another game? ugh

McCoy definitely just earned that TD!

Wow, that Atlanta game really got out of hand.

Why not 2 games for me this afternoon. FU west coast I was ready for football

okay this redzone shit is insane and i love it and how will i live without it

i would personally murder les moonvess if i had gotten chiefs-browns -> chargers-jags

Thank god for RedZone.

hoooooooooooooooooooooooly shit chiefs

TODD HALEY ROAR

okay this redzone shit is insane and i love it and how will i live without it

Why not just buy it.

Sell some CDs or something.

Wha happen?

it's the mike martz era!!

I do have cd's!

for sale!

Tell me abt Chiefs?

cheifs win by converting 4th down to keep possession

Yeah I think when the Skins are at home the NFL TV rules say that the other channel isn't allowed to show anything on the DC stations.

This killed me the year I lived in SF when it applied to both the 49ers (who I grew to begrudingly like) and the Raiders (who are the Raiders).

i am just getting my fantasy ass handed to me by the steelers' d, frankly.

That Titans onside kick was nuts!

Hahahaha that was the most hilarious onside kick! Good for you Tennessee Titans!

well they pulled the chains out after the fourth down and they got it by like half the nose of the football

That was probably the coolest onside kick I've seen.

groundbreaking onside kick tbh

Alterraun Verner contributed! I am even more delighted in this onside kick.

cmon kerry collins!!!!!!

can someone describe kick

Go Titans!

They lined up to kick to the left, but then halfway through the motion of kicking off everyone shifted and they kicked it down the middle.

DAMN YOU NFL BROADCAST REGULATIONS!!!

another jahvid best td, for fantasy purposes

wait, why does my actual TV station say we have 13 seconds left and my interwebs feed says FINAL on that pit-tenn game?

aw

Titans looked good for a moment there. Then: oof.

i'm no sherm lewis offensive mastermind over here, but i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that running ray rice 16 times and having joe flacco throw 39 times is not what would be called "a recipe for success"

Okay I'm off to find a radio broadcast of the saddest sound in the world (ie Raiders)

I picked 8 of 9 early games correctly. Hooray me!

salute to you, for voluntarily enduring a rams-raiders game

and really, enduring is the only word that can be used

iatee and I are continuing our fantasy fb battle from last week, apparently.

the pats offense has a sick amount of weapons tbh

skins! we have some offense!

god that was an INSANE throw by brady -- he dropped it in the absolute most perfect place

@pourmecoffee Not even sure Favre is best player of those Wrangler guys.

Oooh, Jags-Chargers is the Gus Johnson game.

Gronkowski or whatever his name is is a beast.

the only way that this brett favre season could get funnier is if it turned out that he was a tobias funke never nude who wore cut off wranglers under his football pants

Holy shit at that Moss TD.

god that was an INSANE throw by brady -- he dropped it in the absolute most perfect place

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 19, 2010 1:20 PM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^^^

hah, i got a web stream but it's delayed so i'm about 3 plays behind

I guess it was not a TD

pats. cmon man

uhhhhhh

wtf is wrong with gostkowski lately

actually it turns out redzone is mostly just a collection of smh sacks and missed field goals.

iggles trying to see how close we can keep this game?

REDSKINS

carlos rodgers INT

all right!

haaaaaaah and pats INT sanchez possibly..

LIONSSS

COOOOOOOOOOOLEY

Lions recover the onside kick, not dead yet!

are they fucking kidding me???

Raiders get stuffed on fourth and inches
Rams miss a field goal
Raiders miss a field goal

that's pretty much what i'd expect out of a rams-raiders game, yes

Straight up rude for RedZone to give me Broncos/Seahawks at a time like this.

ouch welker.. ugh

wow eric smith you utter cunt

wtf jets. dude just clocked welker in the head basically.

btw this is a thing NFL would like you to know about arian foster, besides the facts that he was undrafted and spent 9 weeks last year on the practice squad:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8645/fosterw.jpg

knew i liked that guy

i mean, i'm not making fun of arian foster, but lol @ that as a chyron with the texans logo

Haha, that hit on Welker was not very classy.

kinda wish i was watching the texans-redskins game

redskins still can't score a TD, texans down near the goal line now

aaaaaaaaaand dude was wide open. tex 7 skins 6

redzone channel = football on crack

THE SANCHIZE

"New York City, you must respect. Especially the football Giants." <-- want to kick it with this dude.

guys i think when cromartie said that the jets were like the heat he meant the 2007-2008 heat

H-E-A-T HEAT HEAT HEAT

watching pats-jets on a stream from sky sports so it has lol britishes announcers taking questions from emailers during the longer game breaks. why they took a question about tampa bay... is it just because the same dude owns manchester united that they even care?

Ryan Mathews gettin' carted off. :/

leg or worse? : /

sky sports streams are beyond amazing

He had his sock and shoe off, so probably somethin' down there.

i'm gonna be really disappointed if belicheck isn't running a 5 TE offense in 2012

GALLOWAY?! he exists! man. mcnabb just threw that thing about 60 yards downfield

J. GALLOWAY 1 REC 62 YDS

WELKA

man. mcnabb is on today. 1st and goal skins

"man he really got some separation from cromartie didn't he there?"

nice job gostkowski. have a cookie.

TOUCHDOWN skins
TOUCHDOWN pats

ok let's keep on with this

so what this pats/jets game is telling me so far is, in conjunction with baltimore/cincy earlier today, it isn't so much that the jets D can stop anybody anywhere, but more than the ravens just kinda don't know what the fuck they're even doing.

i would like to point out that the ravens' offensive coordinator is cam cameron

do with that information what you will

lol @ sky sports with the obviousness in the commentary here. "jets problem is that the defense can't get off the field"

i am currently unemployed and willing to live in baltimore.

ravens, do with that information what you will.

is it true that cameron's first name is camera? i was hoping it was cameron cameron but somehow that is even better.

schaub SACKED

oh that galloway pass was sick.

to be fair to cromartie, that route/pass combo b/w wekler & brady is basically indefensible

Higlight of Raiders radio broadcast: my microwaved lunch

That is all

it was. i was surprised, all last week we kept wondering if galloway was even on the field, esp because during time he spent with the pats it was like.. is galloway even on the field

I LOVE FAT DEFENSIVE TACKLES SO MUCH

and... sanchez goes down.

ok sky sports just decided to skip about 5 plays so we could listen to lol britishes announcers answer an email? wtf

sky sports is such a traet

kind of enjoying both pats-jets defenses with this walkin around randomly before the snap

i really feel like for comedy purposes, the nfl should institute a rule that if you're gonna walk around before the snap, you have to be texting at the same time

sanchez in not-that-bad disappointment

give it some time

lol