"Mike Martz looks like he's about to vomit over there" NFL WEEK EIGHT

Miami at Cincinnati
Jacksonville at Dallas
Washington at Detroit
Buffalo at Kansas City
Carolina at St. Louis
Green Bay at New York Jets
Denver at San Francisco
Tennessee at San Diego
Seattle at Oakland
Minnesota at New England
Tampa Bay at Arizona

Pittsburgh at New Orleans

Houston at Indianapolis

Mike Martz thankfully gets a week off.

good monday night game. god help those playing fantasy vs foster this week.

Is this season a complete blur for anyone else? I feel like half these games have already been played (and I don't mean the divisional ones).

Jacksonville at Dallas
Washington at Detroit
Buffalo at Kansas City
Carolina at St. Louis

^brutal

I'd watch Washington/Detroit. Stafford should be back.

Buffalo/Kansas City might also be fun if Fitzpatrick stays hot.

Re: Hatcat in The NY Post -
"When he hit the ground," Boley said, "I heard him let out a little scream."

In the replay it looks like Boley was using Romo as a toboggan, he literally bounced him off the ground.

tony "little scream" romo

In the replay it looks like Boley was using Romo as a toboggan, he literally bounced him off the ground.

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 3:24 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

one of the better uses of romo that i can think of tbh

hahah

maybe that was the Cowboys problem all along

a miserable 7-7 last week, 57-46 on the year.

Miami at Cincinnati - miami
Jacksonville at Dallas - lol, dallas i guess? though i hope not.
Washington at Detroit - feeling detroit here
Buffalo at Kansas City - these are two of the most entertaining teams in the NFL right now. KC will win.
Carolina at St. Louis - ramzzzzz
Green Bay at New York Jets - jets, sorry a-rodg
Denver at San Francisco - i hope it's SF but they look so bad now. broncos.
Tennessee at San Diego - chargers, i think.
Seattle at Oakland - seattle isn't great but they're better than denver. kinda playing above their head. close one but i think seattle will pull it off.
Minnesota at New England - pats, sorry randy.
Tampa Bay at Arizona - bucs
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - steelers in a tight one.
Houston at Indianapolis - colts

I've stopped keeping track, it's too depressing. My inability to pick teams makes a mockery of the whole process.

ick 6-8 last week, 60-44 on the year.

Miami at Cincinnati - feel like both these teams could do some damage in teh nfc but are mid-to-low end of the pack in the afc; i like davone bess, ill take miami
Jacksonville at Dallas - "lol, dallas i guess? though i hope not."
Washington at Detroit - lions, bet the house
Buffalo at Kansas City - CHEFS
Carolina at St. Louis - enh ill say panthers
Green Bay at New York Jets - nyj
Denver at San Francisco - broncos, this game will be ugly
Tennessee at San Diego - really have no idea; i like rob bironas ill say tenn
Seattle at Oakland - dont trust either team 2 put together 2 wins in a row so a tie maybe? i guess oakland
Minnesota at New England - patritos
Tampa Bay at Arizona - i think both these teams have srs o-line problems from what ive seen -- will say bucs
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - 'aints
Houston at Indianapolis - texans got gashed by kc on the ground 2 wisks ago, colts are on like their 5 string rb -- obv that might not matter at all w/ the sheriff, idk still feeling the upset - houston

9-5 last week, +14 on the year.

Miami at Cincinnati -- Fins.
Jacksonville at Dallas -- ugh ugh ugh. Cowboys bounce back and get one? Maybe?
Washington at Detroit -- Lions.
Buffalo at Kansas City -- Chiefs.
Carolina at St. Louis -- Rams.
Green Bay at New York Jets -- Jets.
Denver at San Francisco -- Broncos.
Tennessee at San Diego --Titans.
Seattle at Oakland -- Seahawks.
Minnesota at New England -- Patriots.
Tampa Bay at Arizona -- Bucs.
Pittsburgh at New Orleans -- Steelers.
Houston at Indianapolis -- Don't feel like betting against Manning at home on MNF. Colts.

Bunch of terrible games this week that I have nothing to say anything about.

Nick Mangold keeps tweeting abt some promo where you get free plane tickets if the Jets go to the Superbowl, and my brain keeps saying "Dear God no"...but ugh this season

10-4 this week, 63-41 on the season

Miami at Cincinnati - MIA
Jacksonville at Dallas - JX
Washington at Detroit - WAS
Buffalo at Kansas City - KC (0-16 Buffalo)
Carolina at St. Louis - StL
Green Bay at New York Jets - NYG team of obnoxious destiny
Denver at San Francisco - DEN
Tennessee at San Diego - TN
Seattle at Oakland - OK
Minnesota at New England - NE (streak ending)
Tampa Bay at Arizona - THIS IS AN ABORTION TB
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - PT
Houston at Indianapolis - IND

Singletary names Troy Smith starting QB Sunday.

Exciting!

hahahahahaha

the niners are gonna feel a new wave of embarrassment when singletary won't even be able to find a job as a defensive coordinator

He has never even been a DC, right?

yeah he was d coordinator/"assistant head coach"

He was never a DC according to Wikipedia.

er sorry... i meant linebackers coach

my info was from wiki too, distracted in class

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

noooooooooooo

offensive? there's no way

brits, is there any chance our american footballers can be detained after the suckbowl at wembley on sunday? you can has until after completion of the 10/11 season. conduct experiments, whatever.

offensive? there's no way

It was on his wikipedia page but I question its veracity.

Mike Singletary IS offensive, tho (lol zing!)...sorry

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not true. I believe he was LB coach.

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not true. I believe he was LB coach.

Apparently he was offensive coordinator for the Ravens for a short time, though? Is that true? That doesn't sound right to me.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:49 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Not true. I believe he was LB coach.

That's what I thought too. That's what I thought too. That's what I thought too.

way too much Singletary now

Why the hell did that post three times? Sorry bout that.

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11.6% of fox's pregame is spent laughing

from @AdrianPeterson:

Somebody please Tell me something good

:/

ap's twitter is occasionally a treat

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nominating "LOL! WOW THE STEAGLES!" for week 9 thread title

never thought of ap as a lonely guy tweetin baout things

I 2nd the nomination.

AP knows there were a few more moon landings after that first one, right?

doesn't sound like it!

espn: most disappointing teams

Last week, an improved 10-4 (Who would have figured on Denver & Cleveland? I should have taken the Titans at home, but with Collins it was a bit harder to go that way.)
This season = 62-44

Miami at Cincinnati- Miami likes to play it low and slow, they have beaten Minn. & Green Bay and kinda got jobbed against Pittsburgh. Cincy is real schizo (with that roster no big suprise), their passing offense alternates between mind boggling yards numbers and terrible, but the running game hasn't been as dependable and Palmer seems to misfire often in the redzone with some turnovers. I'm taking Miami, but I would not be suprised if Cincy wins. I think turnovers will be the deciding point, as Miami has lost a couple giving away the ball or on some blocked kicks.
Jacksonville at Dallas- Jville is pretty banged up. I'm going Cowboys as I think Kitna being around will force Garrett to slow down the offense to more of a pickup truck than high powered but finnicky sports car and actually use those gppd running backs. If the Cowboys try to throw the ball 50 times a game with Kitna, they will get smoked.
Washington at Detroit- Lions don't have the wins, but they seem to be a bit improved. The only thing keeping the Redskins offense from being the laughing stock on the highlight shows last week was the fact that the Bears played EVEN worse. Washington still looked like total crap in the second half. I'm probably crazy, but lets go with the Lions at home coming off the bye.
Buffalo at Kansas City- KC should win, but Buffalo put up some pretty eye-popping numbers against b-more last week. Chiefs at home though...but Buffalo will knock someone off probably sooner rather than later.
Carolina at St. Louis- Wow...Rams to win. Go figure.
Green Bay at New York Jets- Green Bay is pretty battered and the Jets seem to have weathered and improved as the year goes by. I'll take the Jets but I think they are due for an ugly game out of Sanchez.
Denver at San Francisco- Fugly bowl...I'll take the Niners at home I guess. Denver better come out with some fire after getting lit up that bad last week. Might actually be a decent game. I still think the 49ers are better than their record and just having no real QB is their problem. Criminy the way Hill has thrown the rock in Detroit, they might have gave up on the wrong one. Money spent does make people do dumb things.
Tennessee at San Diego- SD is a train wreck, but they still have talent. Titans are moving through the league like a bar bouncer. SD might win, but I think you have to go with the Titans based on rep.
Seattle at Oakland- These two teams are perplexing as hell. Seattle stat wise sucks at everything yet they win. I'll take the Silver and Black, as I just never liked the Seahawks, they are just the middling team of all time in the NFL.
Minnesota at New England- It doesn't matter who is playing QB for Minnesota anymore, they won't beat NE. I just don't see it happening. I think the window is closing on the Vikings as their defense is stepping down from their greatness over the past couple of years. Childress seems more like a morose writer type than an NFL head coach. Future career after January? We will see.
Tampa Bay at Arizona- Kind of hard game to pick...AZ isn't the same, but they have won a couple. I guess we go TB on the road. I don't have a read on this one.

Pittsburgh at New Orleans- NO probably got a wake up call last week and they are at home. Steelers should be the favorite on what has gone down, but I am feeling Saints this time. NO gets blown out, it might be time to dust off the panic button, Well not really, the NFC is a weak kitten this year and even if they can't catch the Falcons, I think the Saints could get the wildcard as their schedule opens up quite a bit in the 2nd half.

Houston at Indianapolis- This is a big game for INdy, if they lose and go 0-3 in the division, it will be TOUGH road to make the playoffs as the AFC wild card is going to be tight tight. Bad news is the Colts skills guys are really beat up including Addai, losing Dallas Clark is prety huge, especially with Collie definitely out and Anthony Gonzales coming back from injury (and he has yet to be all that anyway). Good news for the Colts is Houston's defense is kind of beat up and they have been giving up a gazillion yards a game. I'm going Colts even banged up, as after week 1 - Houston beat Washington, Oaktown and KC by a combined 14 points and got rolled by the Giants and Dallas. I think a key player to watch is Jacob Tamme of the Colts. I saw Tamme play quite a bit for Kentucky in college and he looked pretty good. Tamme has mostly been a special teams guy for Indy, but as the other TE is more of a big road grater type, I think he will play quite a bit more.

7-7 last week, a pitiful 54-50 on the season.

Miami at Cincinnati - FISH
Jacksonville at Dallas - COWBOYS
Washington at Detroit - REDSKINS (but who knows)
Buffalo at Kansas City - CHEFS
Carolina at St. Louis - RAMS
Green Bay at New York Jets - JETS
Denver at San Francisco - BRONCOS (but it's in England, so both teams are disadvantaged)
Tennessee at San Diego - TITANS
Seattle at Oakland - SQUAWKS
Minnesota at New England - PATS
Tampa Bay at Arizona - BUCS

Pittsburgh at New Orleans - STILLERS

Houston at Indianapolis - COLTS

8-6 last week. 53-51 on the season. I'm happy as long as I'm above .50

Miami at Cincinnati - Dolphins
Jacksonville at Dallas - cowboys
Washington at Detroit - Wash
Buffalo at Kansas City - chiefs
Carolina at St. Louis - rams
Green Bay at New York Jets - GB
Denver at San Francisco - Broncos
Tennessee at San Diego - Chargers
Seattle at Oakland - Seattle
Minnesota at New England - Sorry Brett, LOL!
Tampa Bay at Arizona - Cards

Pittsburgh at New Orleans - Saints will remember how to play. I hope.

Houston at Indianapolis - come on Foster!!

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Hunt3r, who is that?

11-3 last week, 63-41 overall; are jimmy and i top of the borad this week?

it's a real either/or weekend and a lot of cornered wounded animals; would not be surprised to see most of these go the other way

Miami at Cincinnati - fins
Jacksonville at Dallas - dallas, out of desperation
Washington at Detroit - Skins
Buffalo at Kansas City - KC
Carolina at St. Louis - Saints
Green Bay at New York Jets - Jets
Denver at San Francisco - Denver, like a revenge thing
Tennessee at San Diego - TITANS 4 EVA
Seattle at Oakland - Seattle, apparently better than anyone thought
Minnesota at New England - Patriots in a lock
Tampa Bay at Arizona - TB
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - The Walking Dead. Also Steagles
Houston at Indianapolis - Indy but so much depends upon a red wheelbarrow

Miami at Cincinnati - fins
Jacksonville at Dallas - cowboys, wow this is ugly
Washington at Detroit - lions
Buffalo at Kansas City - chiefs
Carolina at St. Louis - rams
Green Bay at New York Jets - jets
Denver at San Francisco - broncos
Tennessee at San Diego - titans
Seattle at Oakland - raiders
Minnesota at New England - pats
Tampa Bay at Arizona - cards
Pittsburgh at New Orleans - steelers
Houston at Indianapolis - colts

9-5 last week, 58-46 overall

Carolina at St. Louis - Saints

gonna have a tuff time hitting this one

kind of loving kurt warner in that pic

boris johnson mayor of london upthread xpost

Carolina at St. Louis - Saints
gonna have a tuff time hitting this one
LOL, er, i meant Saints Louis

That Randy Moss remix on Countdown was pretty great. Dude is a drop machine!

Jeff Beck!

Haha the hell was that.

fins D not looking so hot

i think mcnabb has gotten hit on 2/3 of the plays so far

D HALL INT
again!

ooh that's a nicely thrown ball chad henne

redskins oline is getting run over in this football game. ugh

cincy better be scouting those college qbs real hard

holy shit that jville pick off kitna just now was so damn sweet

brutal juggled int > TO td play

the whole dolphins team = C'MON MAN

By virtue of already picking most of the certain winners in previous weeks of survival football, I had to go with the Dolphins this week. I'm already prepared to get knocked out.

My heartfelt apologies to the great country of England.

jonathan stewart tearing it up as the panthers default #1 rb today
4 carries for 1 yard #fantasygold

no one can do anything on offense in this football game! need more throws to D HALL.

you all are missing out on.. something. redskins vs lions.

detroit actually looks like a pretty decent football team here. like they should beat vikings and bears, at least

CHIQUITA'S TOP BANANA SLIPS UP

cowboys stuffed twice on 1 by jags XD

Best part of the Cowboys getting stuffed was the "And the comedy of errors continues for the Cowboys" comment.

other than that comment tho nantz was terrible trying to make a case one of those review calls should go for dallas

bills @ kc is truly gus johnsons destiny

TEEEEBOWWWWW

xp Yeah hopefully watching the Cowboys fuck it up in spite of chances to not fuck it up will slowly callous Jim Nantz, until he just starts openly crapping on them.

haynesworth --> SACK

JAAAAAAGZ

Jets/Packers game has been just shockingly dull imo.

Jags go ahead, 21-3, on Garrard's 3rd TD pass of the game. Mixture of boos and stunned silence here in Dallas

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG starting against the patriots

surprise surprise right?!

Holy crap that last Dallas interception is just a sign that God hates the 2010 Cowboys. There's no other explanation.

Hahahaha the Cowboys! JAAAAAAGGGGGGSSSSSS

fire dallas

Are they chanting "Let's Go Rangers"? Because if so, that is tremendous.

effing redskins

banks just took the kickoff to the house but.. illegal block in the back!

#(*%&@#()*%&

the 60 Minutes camera crews are following jerry jones at this game for a piece they're producing on the cowboys -> LULZ

http://imgur.com/MdRJk.gif

Thankin' U kicker conspiracy.

so the remainder of the cowboys schedule is

@ Green Bay
@ N.Y. Giants
DETROIT
NEW ORLEANS
@ Indianapolis
PHILADELPHIA
WASHINGTON
@ Arizona
@ Philadelphia

i'm thinking, what, 4-12 record? 3-13?

they might beat redskins and super cardinals? maybe?
not sayin they ought to beat redskins, but somehow no matter how horrible either team is, they make a game of it

the only downside of this cowboys season is that they're gonna have a great draft pick

hopefully they'll pick another WR

pick a QB cowboys

Matt Moore...poor lil fella.

hahahah ALERT yet again from my very excitable neighbor across the way with some tv connection that's a few seconds ahead: "FUMBLE! THAT'S A FUMBLE! REDSKIN BALL!!"

So can somebody fill me in on whether these British people have any idea what's going on in the game, or?

do the 49ers and broncos have any idea what's going on in the game?

one of the more bizarre programming choices here today. No Cinnnati game (Ohio team, North division rival etc) instead we get the SF game.

heckuva job picking up what was on my wr scrap heap brownie : /

OK if that Woodson INT stands then CHARLES WOODSON!!!!

Oh good, the Fins have pulled ahead. Safe for now.

jesus what time did that 49ers game start? 10am?

heckuva job picking up what was on my wr scrap heap brownie : /

sims-walker?

~_~

9ers game is in london brownie

ah

Hahaha Gus Johnson is flipping the fuck out over this Buffalo touchdown.

Not watching, but is it true that with less than half a quarter to go there still hasn't been a td in the GB/NYG game?

Yes, GB has 2 FGs, NYJ missed a 37 yarder.

Was just saying that after the Buffalo game, Green Bay seems to have developed a distaste for playing games that aren't close and excruciating at the end.

bills td stands!

Kitna has 4 interceptions today

BRANDON BANKS

touchdown! goddamn

wtf was that 1st and 10 play the jets ran after the long keller completion.

Yeah, that weird falling forward run for a yard seems like it was not quite as intended.

Wow, Brandon Lloyd made a sick grab for a TD.

Oh excellent, instead of hatcat 2.0 vs pats we get the mega-exciting raiders/seahawks showdown in the northwest.

You're lucky. I get the Bucs at Cards game.

classic gus johnson game

wtf was that 1st and 10 play the jets ran after the long keller completion

QB sneak! completely bizarre

Gus Johnson! Overtime!!!

oh no bills y u pass there

dammit mcnabb! int thrown into triple coverage?!
stafford, throw to D HALL

Megatron!

(sorry Daria)

LIONS

Oh Broncos

damn, damn, damn.

so...can mcnabb run a three-minute drill???? THREE MINUTES

this game has been hell of entertaining so far

http://imgur.com/T3ubb.png

BILLS vs CHIEFS is official on TIE ALERT

wow great job by whoever the color man is calling that cliff avril sack

yeesh, donovan

god the chargers just had another punt blocked in the end zone

gus johnson doing overtime is like tantric sex

REX. GROSSMAN.

c;mon LINDELL

what the hell is rex grossman doing in this football game.

oh, that's what!

you really can't blame redskins for losing this football game, because REX. GROSSMAN. played in it.

feel bad 4 ryan fitzpatric that this is his wiki pic

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Ryan_Fitzpatrick_Bills_vs_Jets.jpg/332px-Ryan_Fitzpatrick_Bills_vs_Jets.jpg

TODD HALEY

this is so cruel to the bills

todd haley looks suspiciously like richard branson today

Adam_Schefter And on his first play, Rex Grossman promptly is sacked, fumbles, and Lions return it for a TD.

po' buffalos

god, can we get the pats/hatcats game already. enough of this.

god, elderly chan gailey just screwed up the time out thing on the field goal

BUFFALO!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S
GO
BILLS

LOL SUCCOP

please a gif of succop's reaction

THE OVERTIME TWO MINUTE WARNING

this game is so hilarious

Why do you punt this? Fuck it, go for it, there's 80 seconds left until it's a tie.

can we talk about how the bills might be the first team to go 0-14-1

er, 0-15-1

or not

I kinda like 0-14-1 more because I assume in the final week Goodell was just like "Oh God, just cancel the game, it doesn't matter."

Nooooooooo

this is so cruel

CRUEL WORLD

Awwww it started out so far right I was hoping! And then no

nice catch tate. hahaha.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2530/cmonman.jpg

:-)

chris johnson just did some sanders shit

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs002.ash2/33440_10100122826671169_820548_54831492_549988_n.jpg

uh

time for a http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGception i think. CMON MAN

http://i.imgur.com/NhYuQ.jpg

that c johnson TD was like O_O

you ever watch cj on the sideline? he is always bobbing his head, reminds me of nhl goalies

who wants to talk about how much i love vince wilfork

AP stopped on 4th and goal. awesome.

that's a great big fucking stop hooooooooooo

sooooooo... going for it on 4th...?

aw chilly u mad

coming up at halftime: COWBOYS STILL A MESS?

look of understanding dawns on randy's face as he realizes that this grass is exactly the same shade of green after all :(

hahahahaha

i am kinda giddy over the jets being shut out and the cowboys getting beat up by a crappy jax team = cowboys are officially one of the worst teams in the nfl.

Oh man Max Hall benched, Derek Anderson is back. Good luck Arizona Cardinals

PATS

niiiiiiiice

<3 <3 <3 girl w/ the tx cap

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//2010%20October%2031%2016%202%208.jpg

dallas is in primetime @ gb next wk fyi

ffs dudes 'contain' is not a fucking noun. MCCOURTY! woot

Can't even blame that one on http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

so sad they haven't been able to get a real life-ending shot on BF

No, this slow ugly grind to a stop is better.

Hopefully it will take all season.

that's just a really awful thing to say to the poor people of Minnesota

They're tough Midwestern stock, they can handle it.

i am trying to make 'benjy' happen for green-ellis. 1st gis result for 'super benjy' indicates that the universe has my back:

http://i51.tinypic.com/2m27t08.jpg

this bucs-cards game is seriously like a bizarro world version of the nfl that should not exist

max hall starting, throwing multiple TAINTs
legarrete blount getting the majority of carries
derek anderson back in the game

lol @ Cardinals punt that was just about to come to a rest at the 3 or 4 yard line before a Cards player swooped it into the end zone. I'm sure Tampa is thankig u for that extra 16 yards.

^^i'm saying

it's mindblowing to me that this arizona team got it together enough to beat new orleans. NO seems to have really lost it in their hangover year.

why are the cardinals dressed like that btw

Halloween, duh

They're pretending to be intimidating.

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wat

lol

Blount looks pretty good.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/1031/nfl_a_http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGdejection1_576.jpg

haha

if I had a red flag, I would literally wear it in a gun holster

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ahahahahahaha IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO POST F A V R E DEJECTION.JPG

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dying

Did http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG just flag HIMSELF?

uhhh why did randy not catch the ball?

lmao laid out http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

<3 :D <3

real talk: last play of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's career?

41 year old man who's been living like a little bitch for the last 5 years

TERVARIS

omg what if http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG come BACK INTO THE GAME

do we think that's a fineable hit?

They're making it look like he's dead out on trainer table.

PERCY!!!!!

yo that was a sick throw too

can't imagine http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is having fun rn

rip brett http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG's face

goddamn what a catch

http://twitter.com/#!/DBrooks55/status/29317850247

omg

My dad is so happy right now, he's been bitching that Tavares should have been playing from the beginning.

can we talk about the dude saying "troy, you know all about getting blasted in the chin"

hahaha

yes I was about to start talking about aikman getting blasted on the chin xp

right? that didn't sound...right.

ytmnd I would like to see

i feel like next week's thread title might have to involve knowing about getting blasted in the chin

quite honestly the non-sexual explanation that was given afterwards really didn't make much sense either, why the hell did troy aikman split his face open 40 times

struck by a (n.y.) jet

i'm pretty sure i heard one of them say earlier that brady was pitching a tent.

also, i know i have said exactly these same words here before, but how did troy aikman spend so much time playing football in the nfl without learning a single fucking thing about it.

RE: http://twitter.com/#!/DBrooks55/status/29317850247

samplesize.xls

the explanation is that thom brenneman is a terrible broadcaster fyi

They did say Brady was pitching a tent. I lolled.

but how did troy aikman spend so much time playing football in the nfl without learning a single fucking thing about it.

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, October 31, 2010 5:53 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark

concussions iirc

They did say Brady was pitching a tent. I lolled.

― lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Sunday, October 31, 2010 5:54 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark

wait WHAT

i mean, at least "blasted in the face" made sense in context, but i can't even imagine what the context was for tent pitching

WOODHEAD

the vikings d looks basically horrifying.

eg. he was in one spot so long he had enuf time to pitch a tent

YEAH

context for that was, basically vikings pass rush wasn't getting to him, so he had a looooong time to think about stuff before throwing the football

and enuf time to get an erection, amirite?

tomorrows headline: http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG BLASTED IN FACE, BRADY PITCHES TENT

there are so many better ways to express "the vikings are playing poorly" than accusing tom brady of having a boner tho

How many times are they going to show http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG getting blasted in the face.

69 yard TD for Darrius Heyward-Bey, raiders fans partying like it's 2001.

go benjy

omg, and now Asomugha is hurt.

Raiders.......................

so the vikings D just gave up after the woodhead play right?

vikes d is GASSED

<3<3<3 law firm

he prefers 'benjy'

http://twitpic.com/32r7hx the caption!

lol

what an amazing draft the Patriots had, huh?

"that is more than just a lacerated chin" NO SHIT

no urgency here? It's a 2 poss game...

not watching but i read farve slumped down after being helped to his feet.

concussion?

probably a shattered jaw, tbh

and, yes, a concussion

this season has been nothing but glorious, glorious schadenfreude one week after another

i am crazy but i'm starting to feel badly for brett farve?

so if patriots are responsible for breaking f.a.v.r.e. consecutive starts streak..

u r crazy

ARLINGTON, Texas -- Dallas Cowboys owner and general manager Jerry Jones isn't searching for any silver lining. He's asking for forgiveness from fans.

"I'm embarrassed. Of course I am," Jones said after the Cowboys' 35-17 loss to the Jaguars on Sunday afternoon. "And, to every fan, I should have and do take the ultimate, ultimate responsibility. I do. That's the way we're structured. That's the way I run it. There's no question that I have the plan and executing it to have the best players and the best coaching that we can have. I'm dumbfounded that we are 1-7."

Jones misspoke during his post-game speech. The Cowboys are actually 1-6.

matt cassell: better AND hotter than matt leinart

why are they even pretending that the problem is "lacerated chin"? they were holding his chin like they were afraid the whole thing would fall off if it wasn't held on to!

There's no question that I have the plan and executing it to have the best players and the best coaching that we can have.

sir, there are 100 questions surrounding the validity of this statement tho i guess "the best...that we can have" could be ambiguous? like, hey, these clowns were the best we could get, sorry bros

nice u called him "sir," tho. jerry jones would appreciate that.

http://twitter.com/#!/DBrooks55/status/29320354402

what an arm Freeman has, wow

tampa/zona is srsly an arena league game

"the jon kitna era is upon us"

OK seriously are the Raiders going to keep blowing teams out? This is weird.

please ask rodney harrison to say something about the dallas cowboys..

xp
Raiders have talent.

Asomugha is going to be out for a while with an ankle injury though, who knows how that will affect the team.

jason campbell qb rating - 120.9

drbooks55 is hilarious, can we get him to post here?

MEMO TO CHIEFS, RUNNING BALL IS BEST CHANCE TO WIN NOT MATT CASSELL

dbrooks55

Basically the story of the Raiders' season is that Darren McFadden is now a top 5 RB, and they've gone from having the worst QB in the NFL to a couple OK ones. Those two things make everyone play better.

also: denver is apparently terrible.

that helped last week.

DBrooks55
HEY Brett stil thinks he best option for vikes to win, I dont think Childress DO,BUT HE ASK FOR THIS AND NOW HE HAS IT

plus seattle is an absurd team also xp

someone get dbrooks55 on TV

i love derrick brooks, he's my favorite celebrity twitter

Brett http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is not having fun.

DEREK ANDERSON

ken wisenhut is gonna commit suicide

LEGARRETTE

its nice to see the az franchise revert to its old self

holy shit lagarett

That rush by Blount was rad!

that was a BIG man jumping REAL HIGH

wow

this game is like a parody of the nfl

tbh I'm glad the Titans released him. He would never get to do that in Tennessee.

good lord, ronde barber is still in the league?

STYLEZ G WHITE

brett hatcat is crying :(

this is heart rending

8 stitches in chin. played with a broken foot. couldn't walk as recently as tuesday.

i think he's gonna retire...

keeps mentioning how banged up he is. my sympathy is draining.

local reporter is now laying into him for being a self-centered asshole. good tv.

Who played in the UK today?

san fran-denver loooooool

"elway and montana are still playing right? ok, send them over"

san fran-denver disaster torpedoes nfl globalisation scheme

i'm beginning to think hatcat is like getting the madden curse. I'm not leaving that on a player who ain't playing. what soon-to-be injured qb gets to be hatcat v3.0? Rapelisburger? Cutler?

Put it on Rex Ryan.

He'll get injured trying to get out of the above ground pool he bathes in.

it has to be someone whose name we'll actually type

i vote cutler

let's see if http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is definitely out for the season. I haven't seen the hit yet and i wouldn't put anything past him.

well that was a fun day of football!

myron pryor is going to be a great trivia answer in ten years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOxP8plpoA

steelers-saints is a great halloween match up imo

i can't wait to find out what chucky's halloween costume is

Chilean Miner?

Well bad news for Vikings fans is that http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is probably now toast, even though he played pretty well until he got kilt today. Good news is that Mike Shanahan has decided to be a petty witch and have started some cat fight with McNabb for no good reason. Yeah McNabb hasn't played 'GREAT' but pulling him for Rex Grossman can't be construed for anything but a big FU. With that said, I would think there will be clubs lining up to say, sure we will take McNabb. Why do you even do that trade if you are going to bonk McNabb out mid season, when you are 4-4 and playing so far better than expected...that has to be some petty office gossip crap. Good luck next year Washington. I still don't get this one at all.

That was a big win for the Packers and really the NFC, who have not done very well at all against any of the good AFC clubs. I figured that Sanchez was due for a poor game.

Dallas is a train wreck. I didn't see the game, but looking at the stat line, it looks like they didn't change a thing on their usual game plan and tried to play it the same as they would if Romo was around. I think Jason Garrett is way over-rated and I really hope they give him the head coach job, as I would bet a fiver he will be a total bust.

Cincy is just out of sync. Every other week their offense shows up and it seems when they do, the defense is a sieve.

The Pats are definitely a solid club, but I think it remains to see how far they will rise. This is an odd year, I don't think the club that wins it all has to be a world beater, so it could be their year.

It also looks like there is a change of the guard happening, as there are quite a few of the clubs that have stunk for a couple of years that are on the rebound. I think most are probably benefiting from a preferable schedule, but one or two might get to that next level on prime time.

Chiefs (5-2)
Raiders (4-4)
Bucs (5-2)
Rams (4-4)

Beyond that, Detroit and the Browns also do seem improved.

Detroit is a left tackle away from the playoffs.

I would be overjoyed if the Raiders beat the Chiefs next week, but I think the Chiefs are for real and will win that division.

Buffalo's still one of the best worst teams out there. God must hate Buffalo.

...it's the worst team in the league

Buffalo still seems to be playing to win every week and maybe have actually found a QB, which is more than you can say for those overpaid bunch of losers in Dallas.

I thought Detroit getting Vanden Bosch to play with Suh was a pretty savvy move. The Lions have really been in most of their games and their schedule hasn't been as nearly cupcake as some of these other clubs like the Bucs.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG just has a concussion and a cut on his chin. I bet he starts next week.

yeah, he's definitely starting next week. i'm so psyched he's decided to bring his crazypants "WILL I PLAY OR NOT? ITISAMYSTERY.JPG" thing into every week of the regular season now though.

damn @ the saints

GO FOR IT

goal line stands are like the 3rd best thing in football

Buffalo still seems to be playing to win every week and maybe have actually found a QB, which is more than you can say for those overpaid bunch of losers in Dallas.

this is exactly what dungy/harrison said during pregame

nfl will have to have video soon of randy moss @ postgame press conference, because i guess the whole thing was ;_; miss u new england, and btw chilly should've kicked a field goal before halftime

Big stop there by the Saints, it was worth 4 points.

Buffalo put 30+ on the Ravens last week. That is pretty good. They played KC to the last second of OT in KC. They are as close as you can get to a getting a win but not having the win.

OMG- they have a picture of Dick Butkus talking in a beer commercial. That was weird.

ryan fitzpatrick is playing well but.......................idk man

to be put in a position to get a blue chip QB, if there is one out there this year in the draft, i think you might have to do pull the trigger

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/5168/ohdontthey.jpg

um, are u guys aware of the qb on the steelers?

what does that sign even mean, regardless of big ben?

there's something written on the next line but i don't know what it was.

it's like a damn cryptic crossword tryna guess ANY next line where that sign makes sense

It probably starts with an "F" (SNF).

i guess given his history it's not surprising that chan gailey has been able to make fitzpatrick look good for a couple weeks but in no way is fitz a foundational player.

qb needs 2011 (in order of direness)

carolina
arizona
buffalo
kansas city

I'm no fan of Clausen, but it's too early to write him off completely. He needs to be coached up, and whoever's doing that in Carolina is terrible.

idk he looks fucking awful

i think it's not a good sign that he was seen as a 'first round talent' but was passed up by a bunch of qb ready teams -- he's looked worse than colt mccoy tbh

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4879/saintsfanz.jpg

they should really take time to show more costumed fans

That's true. I was one of his detractors leading up to the draft. But there's a real coaching problem in Carolina and it's not just John Fox. That team plays games like they're making it up as they go along. xp

yeah i actually agree w/that--maybe they would be third on the list

i would be interested to see how many really quality NFL QBs have come out of, like, the second, third and fourth rounds

i feel like you have guys like brady or romo who just really fell through the cracks, otherwise i think you really have to gamble and hit on a QB in the first round

seems to me that almost all of the QBs that get drafted outside of round 1 are noticeable in that regard, in terms of talent

of course sometimes you'll end up w/ a leinart or a brady quinn, but still

we were talking about this in another thread whenever it was, but recently you have guys like kolb & henne that are successful starters out of the first round, but both seem to be outside of the top 8-10 qbs in the league

& i don't think clausen is as good as either of those guys

he seems more like a brian brohm to me

I think there are dozens of brady/hatcats who slip through - the opportunities to prove yourself + get sufficient experience in a pro game are ridiculously limited

lol @ promo for cowboys playing next week "with pride on the line.."

lol for real

that's great. i heard that line but not the rest - immediately assumed this was a diplomatic way of saying 'there's actually nothing on the line for the teams in this game'

Did you see Mendenhall turn on the gas there? Damn, he's fast.

mendenhall is pretty good

lol @ the last 50 seconds of this game.

been a good game

Ooh, I'm not a gamer by any stretch of the imagination (Wii Sports and Madden '09 are about the only things I play), but that Call of Duty: Black Ops thing looks great. Nice call on using "Gimme Shelter" to push it on me too.

steeler fans sending money to harrison to help him pay the $75K fine?! wth

SAINTS. alllllllllll right.

what was shockey doing there

ahahahah just checked my email for the first time today and there is a single-line message from bears fan: "i feel your pain"

i really don't know what to say to this. rex grossman gave us the best chance to win that football game, right? so basically we had no chance to win that football game?

NFC showed up today

when does the flex schedule go into effect? Getting stuck with that Cowboys game on national TV is bad for the league.

I'm no fan of Clausen, but it's too early to write him off completely. He needs to be coached up, and whoever's doing that in Carolina is terrible.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 1, 2010 1:54 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

idk he looks fucking awful

― GAWKA (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 1, 2010 1:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Wasn't he a true junior? Pretty early to hit the panic button I think.

It's amazing that McNabb got benched and Carson Palmer didn't, btw. Palmer is done.

we were talking about this in another thread whenever it was, but recently you have guys like kolb & henne that are successful starters out of the first round, but both seem to be outside of the top 8-10 qbs in the league

― GAWKA (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 1, 2010 2:05 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Don't forget Matt Schaub (3rd rounder).

ok sorry for hogging the thread but...

Mike Shanahan said that the reason McNabb got benched is that Rex Grossman had played under Kyle Shanahan before, and therefore was more familiar with the 2 minute drill that he likes to run.

“I felt with the time and no timeouts, (Grossman) gave us the best to win in that scenario,” Shanahan said. “Just knowing the terminology of what we’ve done, how we’ve run it, it puts a lot of pressure on a (newer) quarterback who isn’t used to that terminology.”
Elaborating, Shanahan added: “You have to understand that everything is sped up when you don’t have timeouts – it has to come automatic. You have to call two plays at the line. … You have to understand you need to react and not think.”

This is an incredible explanation.

That is so much BS. McNabb has been with Washington since well before training camp. What the heck terminology does it use, is it written Klingon? Beyond the lunacy that a 10 year vet QB might not know how to call the plays on a club that he has been with for a few months, you put in a guy cold that hasn't played in a couple of seasons. If you are Don Freaking Shula and the guy is Johnny Freaking Unitas, sure...I get it, but this is Rex Grossman. Good luck with that kind of logic, hello QB controversy.

Pulling Carson Palmer won't fix the Bengals, regardless what some Cincy fans seem to think. Cincy have no backs that can catch a pass. They have zero speed on any receivers. The Bengals are not running the ball very well this year. Teams can stack up on them, as there is little fear of getting behind them. Their defense hasn't been able to get the other team off the field at times. Palmer is a bit streaky with his accuracy, but outside of the Tampa game where he did play like total crap, I don't think you can really pin a loss on him. Palmer is really playing better this year than he did last year. Cincy has also had problems with poorly timed penalties in games too.

If Cincy runs him out of town, it could be good news for some other club, as I could easily see Palmer going someplace else and then 'surpise' it all works again. Palmer is better than Warner was when they called him washed up with the Giants. Heck for that matter so is McNabb.

McNabb doesn't even know the rules of overtime, to be fair.

Palmer hasn't just lost his accuracy, he's lost his arm strength. He's toast.

they have a few good young guys -- leon hall, jermaine gresham, jordan shipley, keith rivers, ray maulalga, potentially andre smith -- but the whole palmer/ocho/benson/t.o. "nucleus" is on the steady decline, to say the least

i wonder if they take a QB in the draft this year, let him sit for a season, then pretty much blow that whole group up (altho i doubt that T.O. will be back in the first place)

^that is what i would do. palmer showed yesterday that he can make some real nice passes but one out of every say four attempts is just horrible, and that ratio is slowly getting worse over the season. cincy were actually cutting miami up pretty good with the run for periods but drives would come to an end on 3rd and med when palmer would have a receiver open underneath on a shallow crossing route and he would throw a high ball right at the cover behind him. i couldn't believe some of the throws he was making.

Bears O-line didnt give up a sack this week. Fantastic job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAdE16pIbNQ&feature=player_embedded

Suh has to be the early favorite for DROY, right? 6.5 sacks and a pick as a rookie DT is unbelievable. That guy's making Mike Mayock look silly right now.

It will be pretty cool if the #1 rookies on offense and defense were picks #1 and #2.

It's a good hop, but it's also a good spin. Great run altogether! xp

That really could be the case, haha! xp

it's like a damn cryptic crossword tryna guess ANY next line where that sign makes sense

This has been driving me insane, btw.

xp proof of good scouts for st louis/detroit

Bradford HAS been pretty good, hasn't he? Mike Williams (Bucs edition) is also having a really nice year, what a steal.

To be fair his passer rating is not good -- almost exactly the same as Alex Smith's.

it's like a damn cryptic crossword tryna guess ANY next line where that sign makes sense

This has been driving me insane, btw.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, November 1, 2010 12:50 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol poly the best i could reasonably guess was something like The Steelers dont have a Neanderthals ... chance in the Future ? idk that would still make for a terrible & not witty sign but at least it has SNF

The Cowboys' ineptitude was on full display late in the first half when they had a third-and-goal at the Jaguars' 1-yard line with 15 seconds left. After Marion Barber was stoned for no gain, the Cowboys went with a similar play on fourth down. Left tackle Doug Free was blown up at the point of attack and tackle-eligible Alex Barron staggered toward the line of scrimmage, tripped near the goal line and failed to make contact with a defender.

NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.
NFL Network reporting the Vikings just waived Randy Moss.

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You have got to be fucking kidding

moss to pats holy wow v 2.0?

This roller coaster is making me vomit

i seriously want to smash brad childress into pulled pork right now

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fuck this season

what. the. FUCK.

Good, it was impossible for me to root for him on the Vikes.

he should sign with cincy

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

He should sign with the Chiefs imo. They need a deep threat.

Or the Chiefs should grab him, I mean.

hahaha so they'll let http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG play until he looks like the black night from monty python and the holy grail but they're waving moss after giving up a top-half draft pick for him?

I would pick Moss up off of waivers just to bro down and go fishin'.

J-E-T-S

anyway RIP

C'mon Randy, be a Dolphin!

Chilly ur a dick

Did they let him go bc of the Pariots stuff in that press conference? idgi

Who knows. Why don't they just waive Jared Allen and Adrian Peterson and Percy Harvin while they're at it?

Vikes: not drowning, waiving

true or false: dallas should pick randy up and play him at QB

jaredallen69inc.com has done just as little of late imo. idgi!!

waive Chilly imo

waive Vikings, set boat afire and push out to the sea

YES!

this whole dickfuck organization should be beaten with a tire iron

Bengals would be fun. Too bad palmer blows. Gorams could obv use him.

this whole dickfuck organization should be beaten with a tire iron

^^^ otm

i did not see any of the ahem substantive clips of moss's self-press conference. did he explicitly say the botched 4th and goal was a stupid decision? that kind's kind of insubordinate but, like, otm too

believe me there is a whole lot of insubordination in that locker room

seems like the org is on a hair trigger about omg poisonous randy poisoning the locker room with his drama and poison

xp lol

here's the full transcript:

http://espn.go.com/blog/nfcnorth/post/_/id/18804/verbatim-randy-moss

"the beatings will continue until morale improves"

At about 1:40 p.m. ET, Minnesota Vikings coach Brad Childress told reporters that he had given receiver Randy Moss an opportunity to spend time with his family in the New England area before re-joining the team on Wednesday. He said he did not believe Moss' bizarre postgame rant was "incendiary" and said he did not regret acquiring Moss "at the present time."

About 30 minutes later, Childress informed players in a team meeting that Moss had been waived, an admission of a mistake so colossal and embarrassing that it will forever define Childress' tenure in Minnesota.

For now, we'll put aside another bout between Childress and the truth-o-meter. To start it off, I'll say this: Moss' return to Minnesota last month was much more shocking than his quick demise. The Vikings, of all teams, should be ashamed to have made this gambit given their knowledge of Moss' history. They lost a third-round draft pick for four mostly unproductive games and are left with a fractured franchise that seems headed to Armageddon.

seems like the org is on a hair trigger about omg poisonous randy poisoning the locker room with his drama and poison

xp lol

― goole, Monday, November 1, 2010 2:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG has been undermining chilly and publically humiliating him at every turn, but now it's a problem

honestly, ok moss hasn't torn it up (but honestly who could in our passing game except for percy who's been the benefit of checkdowns and the space that moss creates) but they flat out showed tons of times where randy was getting double coverage.

seriously fuck this team

i don't follow this ish close enough so i don't know all the ~drama~ of hatcat undermining childress. it seemed to me like the whole point of having moss out there was to suck up coverage. even if he isn't making many catches, he's still doing his job! which might get boring for him but just can't believe it was a big problem for the staff.

I think this shows that Brad Childress is a fucking idiot and he should be stomped by Obie

What is wrong with the Vikings defense, btw?

it's not really all that talented, d line aside, but those dudes are getting older

also they are on a team coached by an idiot

Those dudes aren't generating much of a pass rush. Three straight weeks without a sack!

i dunno how to analyze it in the particulars, it's just, like, not as good as other teams' o-lines, as a general thing.

alge crumpler basically said that half of them suck (more specifically, that they were a poor-tackling team beyond the line, e.j. henderson, and winfield)

and jared allen is done; pats paid more attention to ray edwards.

yeah, allen's year last year was a fluke anyway since he had 7 sacks against the packers alone

oh yeah, and asher allen had a terrible game; not sure i would want that guy on my team

they took a CB last year in the second round (second overall) but i have no idea if he's good or not

chris cook looked pretty great actually until his injury, he looks pretty tentative and slow since coming back

our defense could and should be playing a lot better..secondary is not great but our line is solid and i love our linebackers

Schefter just made a good point about the Bears. Have the Bears and Vikings played yet? I'd love to see him stomp the Vikings (up to) two more times this season.

as, the Bears get Randy.

can randy play right tackle?

haha

Who was the last marquee player to suit up for three teams in one season? Not counting nameless special teams dudes, etc.

Has it ever happened?

"..secondary is not great but our line is solid and i love our linebackers"

Greenway's a stud. That said, this team is toxic.

so jay glazer is reporting that although childress told the team randy was being waived, he never told randy directly and has not officially waived him yet.

If that's true (and Glazer could go either way) then: omfg Chilly you are a massive wanker.

nfl network is reporting that chilly did this move without telling ownership or director of player personel, chris spielman!

i guess he has full control over roster moves per his contract

still that is NUTS

jesus they need to fire him

I just realized who Brad Childress reminds me of! When I worked for Domino's Pizza in the 90s, our regional supervisor was a really despicable guy named Lowery who had the need to one-up everybody, from management down to the lowliest phone answerer/order taker. About a year after I left, I found out from a friend who still worked there that he had been arrested for exposing himself at the area waterpark.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-10-30-bradchildressphotos1.jpg

All I can say is that Mike Shanahan is probably pretty thankful this evening that Brad Childress has cock blocked him for dumb coaching personnel move of the week.

http://gickr.com/results2/anim_7c275206-c26c-a654-854b-d376d0fd5df0.gif

I'll also make the early call that Brian Billick will be the guy to replace Childress once all of this goes down for real.

Billick has Viking ties, I see him as the most obvious one if it goes down. I'd say the Vikings are pretty close to China Syndrome at this point anyway.

I agree with Keyshawn that Jones just needs to swallow this season as is, don't try to put ketchup on it, and blow the whole thing up in January.

I think Leslie Frazier should coach the Vikes next.

i would be delighted if the end game of...whatever this was is that somehow childress ends up coaching the dallas cowboys (this move would be known as HERSHELL'S REVENGE)

jon gruden is wearing a sherrif costume

man chuckie plays a convincing sheriff!

THESE TWO GUYS

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McDonalds has new sandwich called the "McNabb": When you order it, it gets thrown over your head to the guy behind you.

xp dayyym

wow xxpost

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just switched on baseball during the commercial to check score and buck and mccarver were comparing an error by the rangers' first baseman to "troy aikman throwing a 5 yard pass but he threw it too hard"

...

lol football wins!

so does the slide start when his knee is down or what

none of this is like jurassic park fyi

chuckie is actually talking about dinosaurs now, i think

that play action video is v instructive

well that was http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-esque

schaub got popped like a zit there

Tirico in Peyton metaphor meltdown

i'm not watching; what did tirico say?

Went through robot, machine, Jordan...and then poetic speech abt him being a musical conductor

"He's like the fat conductor on the magic railroad, shunting trains with utmost authority" is what he should have said

that just made me think DENZEL

i hate when they call him a robot >:[

and vinatieri is a sniper

SNIPE

this game is -_-

I checked out ages ago...watching 85 Bears on Americas Game

zebras helped killed it at the end of 2nd half.

this game is more boring than midterm elections

watched baseball tbh

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