This whole dickfuck organization should be beaten with a tire iron. NFL WEEK 9 [2010]

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Buffalo
New England @ Cleveland
New York Jets @ Detroit
Arizona @ Minnesota
New Orleans @ Carolina
Miami @ Baltimore
San Diego @ Houston
New York Giants @ Seattle
Kansas City @ Oakland
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia
Dallas @ Green Bay
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati

Randy Moss now plays for __________?!

DALLAS PLAYING IN PRIMETIME

FOR PRIDE

i feel like we had a really good string of primetime match ups in the past three weeks or so (except for jax-ten) but the two this week are duds

8-5 last week, 62-55 on the season. oy.

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - I'm taking Atlanta at home, but Tampa should give them rough afternoon. Hoping Blount jumps TWO defenders on Sunday.
Chicago @ Buffalo - Buffalo to win! (finally!)
New England @ Cleveland - I know Cleveland knocked off the Saints the last time they played, but the Pats is a-cookin'.
New York Jets @ Detroit - Even with Stafford back and at home, I think the Jets coming off a pitiful offensive showing will take it out on poor Detroit.
Arizona @ Minnesota - Brett probably starts, the Vikings probably get their third win. Arizona is horrific.
New Orleans @ Carolina - Carolina is even worse than Arizona. Saints win.
Miami @ Baltimore - I'm legally obligated to pick Miami this year, but I feel good about them catching the Ravens on an off day.
San Diego @ Houston - San Diego shouldn't be winning anything, but I'm picking them for the road upset. Jerks.
New York Giants @ Seattle - I know it's unwise to pick an East coast team in Seattle, but I like the Gigantes here.
Kansas City @ Oakland - Oakland won't torch the Chiefs like they have their opponents in the last two games, but they'll get this win.
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - I like Michael Vick to be about 76.4% as awesome as he was before the injury, and for Philly to squeak out a narrow victory.
Dallas @ Green Bay - This Dallas team in Lambeau? HA. Packers take it in a completely unwatchable mess.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Stillers do the deed.

can't see miami beating the ravens. i know the dolphins have been good on the road, but . . .

otoh, if we sign RANDY MOSS this week . . .

8-5 this week, 71-46 on the season

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - ATL
Chicago @ Buffalo - CHI
New England @ Cleveland - NE
New York Jets @ Detroit - DET
Arizona @ Minnesota - MN
New Orleans @ Carolina - NO
Miami @ Baltimore - MIA
San Diego @ Houston - SD
New York Giants @ Seattle - NYG
Kansas City @ Oakland - OK
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - IND
Dallas @ Green Bay - GB
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - PIT

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons
Chicago @ Buffalo - bills
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - cards
New Orleans @ Carolina - nola
Miami @ Baltimore - fins
San Diego @ Houston - texans
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - packers
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

7-6 last week, 65-52 overall

7-6 last wk, 67-50 overall

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - atl
Chicago @ Buffalo - chi
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - vikes
New Orleans @ Carolina - nola
Miami @ Baltimore - fins
San Diego @ Houston - bolts
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - iggles
Dallas @ Green Bay - packers
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

ah i'm glad i contributed at least something of value to ilnfl

man, i dunno...we should beat arizona but i gotta bad feeling we're gonna shit the bed.

Buffalo gets their first win this week. I cant see how the Bears can beat an NFL team at this point, unless something got fixed over the bye week. Its ugly.

man, i dunno...we should beat arizona but i gotta bad feeling we're gonna shit the bed.

hey the politics thread is thataway

8-5 last week, 65-51 on the season

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons, though the bucs will make it a game
Chicago @ Buffalo - well being a bears fan i have to say BEARS but the bills should take heart in how well they've played, they have a definite shot
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - vikings i guess
New Orleans @ Carolina - saints
Miami @ Baltimore - ravens but it will be tight
San Diego @ Houston - i think this will be a high-scoring one and it'll come down to some failed last-second drive. i'll go with the chargers.
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - chiefs
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - lol lol lol lol lol the pack
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

Last week 10-3, for the season 72-45

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta- This is a game with PLAYOFF implications, who would have thunk it? Bucs are a nice story, but the Falcons are at home, where they are generally better and coming off a bye. If the Bucs do step up and beat ATL, you can color me impressed.
Chicago @ Buffalo- IS THIS THE WEEK BUFFALO? It well could be. Bad thing about the Bears keystone cop offense this year is that the defense is really pretty good, really one of Lovie's best. Thing is much of a bad joke the Bears offense has been, they have piled up some yards and had some moments. I'm going Bears and I will be pretty dejected if they lose. I'm almost feeling a sports bar trip, as I know this one won't be on TV around here.
New England @ Cleveland- I really hope the Browns win, but you have to take NE to win this one.
New York Jets @ Detroit- Is it the time of the season when the Jets wake up puking in the bed? It might be. Let it roll from last week, LIONS IN AN UPSET!
Arizona @ Minnesota- Minnesota should win, but I could see the season turning into a Viking funeral by fire on the lake (in a sex boat).
New Orleans @ Carolina- Saints, but I have a weird feeling this one will be closer than you might expect.
Miami @ Baltimore- I'm taking the Ravens, but the Fins have been pretty good on the road this year.
San Diego @ Houston- This is a big game for both clubs. SD can't really afford losses if they have any playoff hopes, but they did beat the Titans, which by my measure is a solid win. Houston falls back to .500 with a loss heading towards another out of the playoff 9-7 season. I'm taking the Chargers on the road. Texans are giving up a crap load of points. Houston has some talent, but they have a lot of holes and they are just not ready for the big stage. It should be a pretty high scoring game and probably good one to watch.
New York Giants @ Seattle- Giants should win, but Seattle has been a bit of a trap town for a long time for clubs. That said, Giants seem to have done OK on the road under Tom C., that has been a thing before.
Kansas City @ Oakland- Wow...this is a hard one to call and a big game for both as the AFC West is most likely only going to get one team into the playoffs. I'll stick with the bay area grease and take the Raiders.
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia- I'm taking the Colts, as Philly is a bit too up and down.
Dallas @ Green Bay- Dallas is like a zombie, they are horrible and will be on national TV nearly every week till the end of the season (or time). Packers beating the Jets 9-0 counts as pretty impressive in my book. I'll take the Pack.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati- I hope the Bengals can get it together and knock off the Steelers, but I don't think it is going to happen. Pittsburgh it is.

bills claiming merriman. why not, i guess?

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - Falcons, unfortunately.
Chicago @ Buffalo - Bills, finally
New England @ Cleveland -Pats shouldn't have any problem
New York Jets @ Detroit - Jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - As long as AP gets enough reps, Minn should pull it off.
New Orleans @ Carolina - This game is always closer than it should be, Saints in a blowout
Miami @ Baltimore - Go Dolphins!
San Diego @ Houston - SD
New York Giants @ Seattle - New York Football Giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - Raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - Colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - John Kitna will score more TDs for GB than ARod
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Pitt's gonna take their embarrassment from last week out in a nasty nasty way.

2 things i learned today that possibly worthy of note/discussion:

the skins tried out JaMarcus this week????
Peyty has basically said he is definitely not re-signing with indy before hitting free agency????

peyty on the market would be worse than the lebron thing. peyty is white!!!

Would love to see Peyton go to Miami.

of course, now that i think about it, the obvious link between those two items is that snyder would open the vault in a heartbeat and make it rain bullion on manning if he actually does become available.

maynholup: peyty is WHITE?

Timing is everything. Depends on the CBA

Peyty has basically said he is definitely not re-signing with indy before hitting free agency????

lol waht

whoa whoa...WHAT now?

link pls??

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81bc957a/article/irsay-colts-wanted-to-complete-manning-negotiations-over-bye

sounds like he will still be a horsey though

Going to Denver, eh?

It's always nice when you find that your dad really did take the old family dog to a nice big farm out in the country:

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__28/ept_sports_nfl_experts-303373097-1288886743.jpg?ymX3GCEDsgoXHV8e

LOL

"Heck, people are already asking him about his handball legacy."

because that's all there is to know.

Should be asking him about his beard imo

The subject of McNabb’s benching was one of the topics on Owens’ reality show with Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco, who couldn’t understand why the Redskins would bench McNabb in favor of backup Rex Grossman in the closing minutes.

“That’s just wrong,” Ochocinco said. “It really makes no sense. What message are you really trying to send?”

Owens then took a jab at McNabb.

“Well, I don’t really want to start anything, but I did play in the Super Bowl and there were rumors where he couldn’t get our two-minute offense going at the end of the game,” Owens said. “I’m just saying.”

When pressed on the matter by Ochocinco, Owens said, “I’m just saying.”

Owens defended Redskins coach Mike Shanahan’s decisions to change quarterbacks, saying the coach knows best.

“He’s the head coach, so it has to make sense,” said Owens, who has complained that the Bengals aren’t paying attention to his suggestions for the offense. “Well, this is a situation where Mike Shanahan, he sees these two quarterbacks on an everyday basis. … So he’s had a chance to observe.”

Ochocinco ended the segment by saying, “If anyone else out there feels that Rex Grossman gives the Washington Redskins a better chance than Donovan McNabb to win a game with two minutes left on the clock, they need to slap they selves.”

I'm thinking Owens doesn't know what the word "rumors" means.

These guys may want to worry about their own 2-5 team as opposed to trying to impart their genius to other franchises.

^real talk

tbf, the Bengals problem isn't dropped receptions.

Ive been lucky enough to not be subjected to any Bengals action this year so I'm unable to assess the accuracy of your statement.

Ochocinco ended the segment by saying, “If anyone else out there feels that Rex Grossman gives the Washington Redskins a better chance than Donovan McNabb to win a game with two minutes left on the clock, they need to slap they selves.”

loooooool

the grossman fumble was like the kid coming into his new high school ready for a fresh start and on day 1 shitting himself in front of the entire class

Seriously though we are talking about REX GROSSMAN.

he's not a grossman he's a gross... MAN

On a Columbia radio station, Gamecocks QB Stephen Garcia claimed he wanted to scrimmage to Panthers to get the team ready for this weekend against Troy

HA!

hi i would like for this to be our board description

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//2010%20October%2031%2022%2017%2041.jpg

Yes!

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5768760

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG admitted he expects a negative reception from the Minnesota crowd on Sunday.

"I'm not crazy enough to think there wont be catcalls," he said. "That's part of the deal, that happens every time I walk on or off of a field. It's always interesting to hear what people have to say. That's part of the audience participation thing."

the audience participation thing

f.avre now thinks hes doing dinner theater

when did brad child ress become hatcat??

Ha, was wondering why Favre expected a negative reaction from Vikings fans.

mods be sly

Favre doesn't even expect a negative reaction from the husbands of the women he sends penis shots to.

wasn't me this time

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lol lol

he's not a grossman he's a gross... MAN

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 4, 2010 5:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lololol

btw

PROGRAMMATIC NON-FIT

^^learn it, live it.

Some good matchups this week I think.

Browns win in a laugher fyi and the Bills win their first game. Lake Erie pride weekend tbh.

also possible Lions stunnah would make this weekend a golden moment in time~

http://catdog1st.tripod.com/episodes/MovinOnUp.jpg

and damn, I could've had dinner with Bernie Kosar at Morton's Steakhouse for $150.

couldn't pull the trigger and I'm smdh

omg brownie!

that's a lot of money, though

Yeah! too much money- some of it was going to Shoes for Kids tho so it wasn't like Bernie was walking away with pockets of cash (not that BK can walk anyway amirite)

shame the charity wasn't 'shoes for wings ;)

Raiders home game not being blacked out on local TV this week for the first time in forever.

Radio contest gave away 2 for 1 tickets. Am going to the game & hoping hard for a win: how sweet, at home, sold out crowd. I hope that hope's not all I have: Asomugha and Zack Miller are both out, or so it would seem

Exciting though!

If you'd told me before that start of the season that the game I most want to see in week 9 would be Chiefs at Raiders, I'd have thunk you crazy. Now I'm mad I probably won't get to see it!

i love my dolphins -- and they're sort of good; but they seem so boring and devoid-of-personality to me.

MINNEAPOLIS -- A confrontation between Minnesota Vikings coach Brad http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG and receiver Percy Harvin grew so heated Friday afternoon that coaches and players were forced to separate them to prevent a physical exchange, according to team sources.

The confrontation, which was first reported by The (Minneapolis) Star Tribune as a heated argument between the two, occurred during a light Friday afternoon practice, Harvin's first of the week after suffering a sprained ankle last Sunday against the New England Patriots. Harvin was seen limping badly during the portion of practice open to reporters.

According to sources, http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG questioned Harvin's effort during the practice. When Harvin took exception, http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG suggested Harvin submit to further testing on the ankle. The debate escalated and "was as close to physical as you can get," according to the source.

After the two were separated, according to sources, a teammate told Harvin: "You just did what a lot of us have been wanting to say for years."

According to sources, Harvin had further testing on the ankle Saturday morning. He remains questionable for Sunday's game against the Arizona Cardinals.

the hatcat curse strikes again

Chilly's gonna end up smothered in honey buried on an ant hill the way he's going

guys this clock change makes me feel like I should be watching football right now :\

so i was at a house party near petworth last night & around 2am as i was trying to get my coat to leave, got pulled into a conversation by a group of random people.. because this guy (THIS GUY) was like "hey what do you think about the DALLAS COWBOYS?" and i'm like I HATE THE COWBOYS obvs! the three girls are like SEE WE TOLD YOU LOL, COWBOYS SUCK and i said ONE AND SIX, DUDE. ONE AND SIX.

he's like THEY ARE AMERICA'S TEAM. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE COWBOYS, YOU ARE FOR AL QAEDA. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? and i said well, if it's the dallas cowboys vs al qaeda, i might have to go with al qaeda.

man, that clip with http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG saying "Brett needs to play better and I need to coach better" is harrowing

merril hoge is wearing a little boy's tie that barely comes down below his pecs

a) why is he doing that
b) why did i notice that

q: do u like it?

this vikings mix on fox is intense!

q: do u like it?

a: it brings the lols and o_O's, so yes

Justin Bieber actually brought lols in that Kenny Mayne bit.

Some Vikings players believe he definitely will be fired if the underachieving Vikings lose to the Arizona Cardinals and some cling to the hope he will be even if they win.

u think these guys will be playing to win today?

I just picked up Bernard Berrian for a bye week fill-in. Someone's got to try to catch the ball, right?

uh the chargers just had ANOTHER punt blocked

on top of it mike scifers is hurt

oh dear

TRAP GAME

uh wtf was that

dang pats, you know this kind of thing could happen.

they'll probably win though.

tampa bay lol

wait no, my yahoo just said tampa got safetied on a kickoff return and now it doesn't, so nm

that's more like it pats.

they look like ass tho

yeah. just terrible. mankins return not helping much atm

i know the pats have a habit of making qbs look good but damn, colt mccoy looks like a completely credible qb.

oh henne henne henne smdh

is that call of duty ad offensive? I can't tell.

well let's just pretend like chad henne completed that pass, shall we?

niiiiiiice 4th down pats

not for the first time this year, pats have no business being within a score in this game. reason they are 6-1 is that even when they have started badly - sometimes really badly - they have somehow managed to stay in the game long enough to be within reach when they have finally got it together.

lol Dierdorf just called Derek Mason "the ag-ed one".

somehow the color guy on fox turned favre's interception into "this is why they had to get rid of moss".

browns!

pats have no business being within a score in this game

and here we are. damn. i mean, last year pats were awful in the second half, this year it's the first..

also someone @ pats board noted gostkowski might be hurt? welkah practicing kicking on the sideline

is that call of duty ad offensive? I can't tell.

that ad was fucked up imo

does that ad have kobe & jimmy kimmel in it??

i saw kobe

Arian Foster is something else.

gronk not having a great day. wau

larod stephens-howling is kind of a massive pimp

I love the stupid continuation rule, guys.

pats D is gonna have to win this. not looking promising.

really like the phrase colt mccoy's poise

lol @ jets dfense

wtf suh kicking xtra pt

prob better tryna go for 2 w/ suh qb'ing

whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

not a bad kick by suh actually

hard 2 believe theres not anyone else on the team w/ a better chance of kicking that tho

right?? the punter??

favre

the punter kicked off and it was not good

kicker conspiracy

ok uh let's go LIONS

omg i missed all this games but browns-pats yaaaaaaay

i'm happy for colt mccoy

ed reed: football magnet

lol, I picked up Seji Ajirotutu before the weekend and sat him on my bench. now he's going off!

"thats 2 touchdowns for tutu"

bolts can play anyone at receiver

rivers should be getting mvp consideration imo

oh yeah, Burleson sitting on my bench too

wtg lions!

lol, I picked up Seji Ajirotutu before the weekend and sat him on my bench. now he's going off!

I never even heard of him before the highlights today.

remember when rivers and cutler had that hilarious douchebag rivalry and there was actually for one minute some debate about which one would be better in the long run?

brave brett couldn't score for coach creeper :D

looked like brett had like 4 good options there & chose the 1 most likely 2 fail

I picked the Vikings to win, but I'll be more than happy to see them lose.

someone offered me hillis in a trade this week and i turned it down #%$!%$#!%(*&^(_)(*

the vikings are really just the worst organization in the nfl these days

you could make a very good argument for the cowboys

in fact they're pretty much mirror images of each other

OK I want a .gif of Browns OC Brian Daboll's celebration RIGHT NOW!!

i think the cowboys have more hope for the future, as much as i hate to admit. the vikings are just fucked.

How many 4th quarter comebacks are the Bucs capable of? Dang, Raheem might have been right.

God I love the Browns!!

why in the world does a.p. only have 11 rushes?

i hate to see peyton hillis single-handedly murdering my fantasy team today but i gotta love the patriots getting destroyed.

SD-Hous game is great

gah, hate seeing mangini smile.

arian foster, man

It's always a good day when the Pats get their asses handed to them.

Vikings might as well go hangman on http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG, I'd say he has lost the team.

peyton hillis is on his way 2 getting clevo 2 build a statue of him

Blount just came up about 4 inches short of the first down. Oh well, it was close.

aw, buffalo. that was afc east's last chance at a w today.

oh lollllll. smooth move aj.

andre johnson looking like braylon today

aside from a freak deflection, that was kind of a shitty pass

i dunno, seemed like he should have had that one despite it being a little low

vikings maybe gonna win this thing

is http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG' career gonna hang on OT?

not even low, really...maybe just a little bit too far in front of him?

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are going to lose in overtime

I wish I could see a three-team game where Minnesota, Dallas and Arizona all play each other.

i would not kick it to larod stephens howling but hey

this might be the best week of football so far this year -- http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG drama making vikings feel actually fascinating

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

if the jets end up winning i'm gonna throw my tv out of the window

otm

that will not solve anything.

throw your tv at rex ryan instead.

great, drew stanton

i do feel bad for derek anderson

i can't hear gus johnson announcing a miracle jets comeback, i just can't

unless sanchez throws an INT, in which case let's do this

if you have a playmaker like drew stanton, you have to give him the ball in that situation.

ha, suh looked like a natural imo

i do feel bad for derek anderson

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come on, detroit

if the jets tie this game and then win because of the suh extra point they are the luckiest team in all of sports after backing into the playoffs last year

oh jeez

idiot

lions are self-destructing

at least nick folk is kind of terrible

our only solace right now

rooting Lions, but that was idiotic

also, is Ryan starting to gain back all his pre-surgery weight?

folk is an ex-cowboy remember

dammit

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

LeSean McCoy huge run < 60 yards

the lions need an absolute miracle w/ stafford out

fucking vikings

vikings outgained az 507-225 yds

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG survives another amber alert

with stafford out a jets turnover is detroit's best chance of scoring.

Phillies D interception!

most un-peyty looking throw ever

digging the colts helmets

det fucked

unbelievable

poor lions ;_;

what a shitty day

nightmare

folk miss folk miss folk miss folk miss folk miss

come on, detroit!!!

fuck

brutal

god owes us a cowboys disaster

I went 4-4 in the early games. Would've been 5-3, except I inexplicably went with Houston in pick'em while going with San Diego here in the thread (where it doesn't really count).

nostradamus

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons, though the bucs will make it a game
Chicago @ Buffalo - well being a bears fan i have to say BEARS but the bills should take heart in how well they've played, they have a definite shot
San Diego @ Houston - i think this will be a high-scoring one and it'll come down to some failed last-second drive. i'll go with the chargers.

lmao @ seattle - pitch 2 leon, throw back 2 whitehurst, he overthrows an open receiver by 10 yds

Vick TO Jackson!

wow vick

nicks is really good

For a second today, every team I wanted to win was winning (whoever won Ravens-Dolphins was fine with me). But then the Vikings and the Jets came back, and whatever football magic was happening kinda evaporated right away. Sad...

hate the JETS. ugh.

what are these ugly helmets colts are wearing?!

i know, right? are they throwbacks? throwbacks are supposed to be awesome.

They'd be better without the dual horseshoes on the back (no offense, horseshoe). They look kind of like a weird scrotum.

i wasn't aware colts had a throwback, i thought they'd had the same look forever.

me too!

They look kind of like a weird scrotum.

I didn't see that until yr post & now I can't unsee it, thx

just realized how sick i am of watching indy offense play the same 5 plays. chiefs-raiders it is!

i like those helmets, but i think sometimes they just make shit up w/r/t throwbacks.

i love watching todd haley work

and by work i mean scream at everyone around him.

aaaannnd touchdown! CHIEFS

i don't know, andy reid, that looked like a catch to me

tom cable looks like he should be a talk show host on the old wwf. on this show, he clobbers one of the good guys over the head with the same foreign object every week, and everybody pretends they don't know this is going to happen again, and it always does.

chiefs td: was his other foot down? "that knee constitutes two feet"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HNV1Tti3J_Q/SPirOdGtmOI/AAAAAAAAAQE/UIPiZsCJljw/s320/madden.jpg

lol the raiders are out of challenges already

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

i feel better now.

how is seattle 4-3? whenever i see this team they seem worse than anyone in the nfl.

pete carroll is a magic man.

I am already anticipating Steve Smith's TD celebration/beer shower on 30fps.

how is seattle 4-3? whenever i see this team they seem worse than anyone in the nfl.

― omar little, Sunday, November 7, 2010 5:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too, except i never see them i just assume they're worse than anyone in the nfl

i know he just ran for negative yards but i love watching desean jackson

Manning sack!

i liked watching peyton get sacked just now

o u guys

austin collie died :(

ok, that is a bullshit call for the refs.

ok, that is a bullshit call for the refs.

otm

rip austin :-(

starting seattle's d today was not a good idea -- thought they were like the steelers at home or something but oh well

colts wr is an endangered species

same thing's killing me, j0rdan.

that looked like the hit that injured vick

starting seattle's d today was not a good idea

DITTO

thought they were like the steelers at home or something

lol @ this

like, it sucks when players get hurt, but they're playing football. an injury doesn't mean there was a penalty.

did u guys realize they were playing JET BLUE

finally, 5 plays before they can run one without someone getting a penalty (chiefs/raiders)

starting the patriots d versus the browns was also a bad idea? I didn't watch that game but wtf

did u guys realize they were playing JET BLUE

― johnny crunch, Sunday, November 7, 2010 5:31 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

^^true, i should've remembered

yeah, this was definitely not just no-foul, but also a fumble

the giants wrs should all get "This guy" put next to the names of the back of their unis

how can we make this happen

I feel bad for Collie, but I think he was cleanly hit by both of those defenders.

BS call in philly. that's a fumble!
am i crazy or did the helmet contact that caused this = helmet + TURF

mordy there's a time to drop the fanboy stuff and that's when someone just lost half his brain mass

peyty needs a "sheriff" jersey

PHI needs to challenge this incompletion call.

and I do think the helmet2helmet caused it too

instead of having the "c" on his chest he should have a police badge emblem

iatee, watch the replay. i think it's really terrible re this injury but i don't think we should start making calls based on how bad we feel

can we start an impromptu pool real quick -- everyone guess the first name of the random white practice squad wr that's about to come off the bench for the colts

i'm going with "tyler"

mordy's right. the hit wasn't illegal.

Yeah the helmet glancing off helmet contact seemed like it was less traumatic than the helmet to turf, definitely. Really almost all of the serious-looking injuries I can remember in the past few years have been just freakish horrible luck and bad angles, instead of deliberate assaults.

the seahawks aren't gonna win many games w/eddie rabbitt behind center

i mean, horrible injuries happen in this game just by sheer bad luck. i wish they didn't!

I'm going with dustin xxxp

gunning for whitehurst was arguably a more bizarre and misguided move than trading peyton hillis for brady quinn

nantz is *against* ppl being killed playing football

my guess is "cameron"

Collie put to sleep; Vick claims another dog

Chad

"ira"

haha ira

"We have to do everything possible to prevent injury." The only way to do that is to cancel the rest of the season.

that was just a terrible call on the part of the referees on that play though, it was a fumble and the hit wasn't illegal. i mean, that's absurd.

philly fans feelin murderous

Eagles D afraid to tackle anybody now.

My guess is "Eddie" btw.

well jason campbell is back 2 his old self

Yeah increasingly it looks like the only way to keep football players from living with chronic pain for the rest of their lives and dying prematurely is to basically stop the game of football from being played. If Goodell gets the 18 game season through he deserves to be tackled by James Harrison every time he makes some statement about protecting the players.

idk if they have to fuck w/ the rules in a manner that completely changes the game I still think it's worth it, I'm pretty sure we can figure out an entertaining game that doesn't require people getting concussions every 30 seconds

this isn't really gonna be a national 'discussion' until brett favre dies on the field but at least he's nice enough to volunteer his life like that

snrub otm

Wow I guess I was a bit premature on the Viking funeral. That was a pretty furious comeback.

I feel good that my pick of the Lions would have worked if I had money on the game, as they covered the spread, but am dissapointed they blew that game against the Jets.

back from the country and watching the browns

such a perfect game

League is backing the personal foul call on the second defender. I don't buy it.

Sanity in the CBS studio.

Yep. Surprised that they were unanimous tbh. I figured Boomer, of all people, would be doing his wah wah tapdance.

who the fuck is even on the colts anymore besides peyton?

also can they just cancel this giants-seahawks game at this point?

WHOA 38-0, man

Edge's cousin scored today for Indy ^______^

christ sportstalk Cleveland still talking about Mangini's job ;_;

Wow I guess I was a bit premature on the Viking funeral. That was a pretty furious comeback.

No offense to you personally, but this is the sort of shit that I hate about NFL. Like, if 'any given sunday' is a real thing, then a team can be manifestly terrible, or terribly run, or miserable AND still eek out wins. the culture of upsets in NFL mean that we get weeks and weeks of empty 'turn around' games and wins where, in fact, there's just a series of events that happen to break in your favor. I'm not 100% qualified to speak too much further about this but I also feel like it's worth pointing out.

also, I mean the vikings were playing the fucking CARDINALS

Also lets keep in mind that they needad a furious comeback to beat a team qb'd by Derek Anderson

i think the nyg should leave eli in for the full duration of the game. they're getting buzz as a superbowl possibility team, they should just run this score up ridiculously. it's what peyton would do.

fuck the refs in the philly game

whoa Mod, nice post

xpost

Thankin U. I didn't know if that was going to make any sense

i feel like every vikings fan i know is furious they eeked out that win because it means yet another week of princess chilly throwing temper tantrums while brett favre is waving his dick everywhere.

and it's entirely because of the culture of WHOA can't count those guys out, they barely beat the cardinals - all of the announcers are doing this thing! they've won 2 games and it's week 9 and they were in top 5 super bowl favorites. speaking of everyone looking forward to seeing the cowboys YET AGAIN tonight?

I think that if they really want to get of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG, this is the kinda of win you can still do it. it wasn't anything decisive, it's not like the force of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG showed that he can turn things around.

every season with more brad http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is like a sequel no one asked for

furthermore are the giants seriously just running up the score on the SEAHAWKS i mean c'mon man

xpost that is a hilarious post even though it is meant to be serious.

bradcat.jpg

it's not like the force of hatcat showed that he can turn things around.

Also can I just say now that I can totally imagine a scenario where the last game of MIN season comes down to having to beat DET in DET to make the playoffs? Can I also say that I can 100% imagine Matt Stafford having the game of his life w/ Megatron and the announcers going into some 'passing the torch' frenzy?

[img}http://theuso.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fg_uso_nfl_coach_2010_06_30_mg_4683.jpg?w=500&h=334[/img]

cause favre will start for the lions next year? xp

lolno

next summer's "is he coming back?" speculation is going to be his last

Tackle eligible touchdown!

man, it would be really nice if philly won this game

wow vick

fuck the refs in the philly game

― Mordy, Sunday, November 7, 2010 5:19 PM (38 minutes ago)

channing crowder says he was spat on by a loltimore raven and he is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very angry about it.

ouch:

Following Sunday's game Mason again called out Crowder.

"You have to be able in this sport to be able to back up what you talk, and for some reason this guy every time he says something he doesn't back it up," Mason said. "He's not a marquee player. I don't think they even want him on this team, but they have no one to replace him. So he has to be there.

"He's in the game, and he's getting knocked down. He's getting pushed out of the way. The guy is horrible. Honestly, the guy is horrible. He's probably a good guy. Not taking that away from him, but he's horrible. He's not a good football player. Honestly, he needs to go back and watch the film and humble himself and not say anything."

That is tremendous.

colts/eagles - every play must either be flagged or challenged

holy shit there is a thread title in here:

Crowder said when he complained to the officials, they told him they didn't see McClain spit at him.

"Then they said something about they let [Dolphins linebacker] Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask the play before," Crowder said. "Who the f--- cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's facemask. Like they didn't see [Dolphins quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank."

Asked what the Anne Frank reference meant, Crowder said "Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller ... I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. F--- it. I'm not as swift as I usually am.

"Then they said something about they let [Dolphins linebacker] Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask the play before," Crowder said. "Who the f--- cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's facemask. Like they didn't see [Dolphins quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank."

Asked what the Anne Frank reference meant, Crowder said "Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller ... I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. F--- it. I'm not as swift as I usually am.

Darn, beaten.

"I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is," NFL WEEK 10

Refs in this game having a "flag tossing contest"

that had better be the thread title

yes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Holy shit, Andrew Reid

EthanJSkolnick Ethan Skolnick. My only Dolphins tweet of day: Whatever "it" is, it's clear Chad Henne lacks it. He's OK, but I don't expect him to ever b elite.

Refs totally blew the call on Raiders fumble, but Raiders have no challenges left, having wasted their last one in the second quarter.

watching desean jackson play football is so much fun! extra when added clips of peyton :( on the sideline

Vick is having an amazing game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgU42Yzbf84

snrub otm!

Ernie Sims gives Peyton his second sack of the day!

oh my god @ anne frank v helen keller

in his defense, he was upset about having been spat upon.

this probably clouded his thinking.

FUMBLE!

uh oh, refs better give peyton another chance right? WTF

Holy crap. Refs SUCK

special rules, peyton is in this football game

that's two (2) turnovers the refs decided shouldn't count

nevertheless, iggles will win this football game

worst officiating i've ever seen

the estrogen-poisoning of the nfl

http://i51.tinypic.com/avpg6u.jpg

Yeah if it were not a 9 point game it would be pretty egregious, as it is it just seems kinda stupid.

IN YOUR FACE PEYTON MANNING

niiiiiiiice. esp calling the same play again.

"nobody throws in the towel any more like they used to"

um.. did they watch the last cowboys game?

quick! blow the whistle! figure out something good to call!

Feel like this is shaping up to be an INT, just a gut thing to me.

if he takes a sack, game over prob. cmon IGGLES

Asante Samuel doin a little more bumping than running there

brilliant

BOOYAKASHA

C-L = prophet

asante!!

good call C-L

what a catch!

wtf! i thought that was a pick

Peyty has been playing really tense when he is down in near-impossible situations like this for a while, which gives him a Favrian tendency to make crappy decisions. Basically when he is unstressed he is awesome and then when shit gets real he becomes like Jay Cutler.

HOLY SHIT THE RAIDERS

they should've iced him

HOLY SHIT RAIDERS

RAIDRES

You cannot ice Sebastian Janikowski, he is too drunk to care.

CHIEFS

3-47-OAK 22 (:07) S.Janikowski 96 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-J.Condo, Holder-S.Lechler.

2-47-OAK 22 (:07) J.Campbell spiked the ball to stop the clock.

NFL GAMECAST: MAKING THE GAMES EVEN BETTER THAN IRL

Haha, Lane Kiffin lives on in East Bay.

Yeah I would still prefer it if the Raiders lost because they are the Raiders, but that was a ridiculous awesome play to set up the FG.

a great game, a great rivalry, and now let's suck out all the energy with a coin toss to see who wins

HOLY SHIT Jacoby Ford of the Oakland Raiders, and Sebastian Janikowski on the ensuing FG

NOOOOOOOOOO NFLN Redzone cannot air past 8 pm what is this?!?!?!

oh man red zone signs off at 8:00 even if there's still a game happening!

See what happens when you pick the guy with the best 40 time?!?!

magic, is what happens

lol @ this toss

Hahaha Richard Seymour.

wheres the pigeon

even the coin flip is controversial

What just happened with the coin toss? I wasn't paying attention

Holy shit Raiders!!!

We got rained out / waterlogged by halftime. I guess we were the good luck charm, they'd ran back the touchdown by the time we were pulling out of the parking lot. Lol! Oh well...

really dreading a KO return TD

the squib!

I would be OK with a Raider win if it came on a 64+ yd FG, the more that I think about it.

Good LORD

Ford!!!!!!!

think this is now officially called the jacoby ford game

RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS

OMG AL DAVIS DOESN'T NEED VIAGRA TODAY

Jacoby Ford is having a gaaaaammeeee

RAAAAIIIIIDDERRRRS!!!!

That is not even a very good job of using the icing timeout, Todd Haley.

RAIDERS TO THE SUPERBOWL YALL

Let's go Seabass
Clap clap clapclapclap

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

YAyyyyyyy

I am a moron for leaving early hooray

there is no way they're stopping al from drafting the guy with the best 40 time next year

can we laugh at the cowboys now

Yes

I cannot believe the Raiders are over .500 this late in the season.

<3 u Seymour

Nothing more jarring than turning from an exciting OT game to a condescending interview between Bob Costas and Keith Brooking.

Fuckin Browns! Yay today is awesome

man that Vick to Jackson pass was a thing of beauty.

dan patrick just asked with a straight face, "what purpose would it serve to fire wade phillips," and then somehow rodney harrison did not slap him.

THE RAIIIIIIIIIDERS

Is it wrong to imagine that Sebastian Janikowski talks like Yakov Smirnov?

No. It's encouraged

You know the Raiders defense was pretty burly last year especially in the second half. Between the benching of JaBustus and before Gradkowski lost a limb, they actually played pretty good for about 3 or 4 weeks last year.

The thing about the raiders is that there are tons of teams bringing the massive lols this year that the raiders have been freed to be good again. I truly believe that the torch has been passed to the niners (singletary = art shell) and the cowboys (Jerry = al) and the vikings and the football gods are just like "roam free with Darren McFadden"

Also Jason Campbell twisting the knife in shanny despite him being 3k miles away

i'm glad the situation in raidertown didn't turn out to be as bad as i'd thought for j campbell.

Fuckin Browns! Yay today is awesome

before you declare the day a total success, i'll remind you that the jets won

holy shit that throw in OT! where was that jason campbell in dc? (yeah i know nobody believed in drafting for the oline, zorn being zorn, i had some trouble calling the plays with the sherms in there)

looooool rodney harrison re chilly saying stuff about favre: "what is he talking about? he needs to grow up!"

campbell was bailed out by ford on the throw in regulation, although the throw he made right before that was erased on a hold call was the best i can remember seeing him make

Humor break:

Oakland parking lot, halftime: poor dude was gassed.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/06c75b18.jpg

brad http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG may be the best thing to happen to brett farve's image this year (xp)

Autumn Wind bitch

I hate that we have to cap off a relatively fun Sunday with this toilet bowl of a game.

chilly just seems like a shockingly unpleasant person

Dunno, Packers have been letting crappier teams hang in there (and occasionally win) for pretty much the whole year except Week 2. Plus Dallas is crappy in an organizational way rather than a purely talent way, so they are totally capable of putting together one really good game here and there before going back to being a disaster. (Basically I am gonna be nervous about this until it turns into the Giants-Seahawks game from today.)

hey my team is one of those "crappier teams"!

i always enjoy more talk about how terrible the dallas cowboys are.

ah, you're right. we are crappy.

You forgot, though...KITNA xps

ugh stfu Collinsworth.

But: Aaron Rodgers! <3 Handsomeness trumps toilet bowl

he is dreamy it's true

I wasn't looking at warm-ups. Is he growing his beard again? Clean-shaven Rodgers isn't much to look at.

>:(

He's just hunkier with a beard (like me!)

guys, i thought we had decided 3 weeks ago that it was the end of the "dallas cowboys are talented" conversation by wit of the fact that they are absolutely godawful.

xpost i have a bunch of friends who i watch football with who every time they see rodgers they remark on how absolutely hideous they think he is, like ugliest qb ever type stakes - i never understand this?

maybe they're jealous?

Are they jerks?

similarly i am jealous of tom brady's hair oh it's true

Chico handsomeness is a rare and beautiful thing, incomprehensible to some

i don't understand it! aaron rodgers is pretty cute

Lol Rohhhhh-mohhhhhh

What's the touchdown thing Rodgers does? Looks like a "check my shiny belt buckle"/ "here's my CROTCH!" dance.

I like it, esp crotchiness, just wondering...

Rodgers always looks really sleepy. Sometimes people feel sleepy = sexy

of course he's sleepy. he's been sexting brett farve, every morning at 2AM, for months.

Hahaha

I think even if you are maybe not that into the idea of the NFL QB version of BJ Novak from the Office, calling my man A-Rodg like hideously unattractive is a stretch. I mean he plays in the same division with two of the league's dough-faciest QBs in Cutler and Stafford, for one thing.

Now why can't they publicize those dickpics? xposts

i know - i don't understand how you can live in a world where you accept that jay cutler and philip river's mugs even qualify as "faces" but think rodgers is a hideous beast monster.

Thankin u Jordy

it is a sick sad world

xp

aaron rodges most attractive nfl qb imo

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHAD HENNE?

rodgers touchdown thing --> pretend wrestling championship belt

Oh shit of course! Thanks Daria.

Double corner blitz, that is pretty ballsy.

Aaron Rodgers #1
Matt Cassell # 2

handsome rankings imo

Wow so that ended badly.

why try a fg there??

i forgot about how green bay has its patented "no offensive line" offense.

not the cutest qb though. eli. also delhomme is still in the league. i hope he takes up a career in tv broadcasting after retirement b/c i like his accent.

lol @ dallas getting flagged for penalties i didn't even know existed

Our offensive line has been better this year! But yeah the first time they showed the replay of Chad Clifton vs Ware it was a disturbing flashback to the fifty Chad Clifton vs Julius Peppers replays from the Bears game and then also every game they played last year.

i saw a guy in a bar the other night who said something racist and made everyone angry, who looked just like eli, and i tried to convince people that "racist eli manning" would be a great halloween costume and was mostly met by blank stares.

Yeah Delhomme's accent is pretty cool.

I like A-Rodg over Eli, but I wouldn't argue if Eli was #1.

Racist Eli Manning could turn a bag full of DoublStuf Oreos into hours and hours of uncomfortable racial slurs.

THANK YOU, YES!

That was delightful!!!!!

oh, kitna. CMON MAN

that is the best halloween costume idea i've ever heard.

How about Matt Ryan?

racist eli manning is a great idea, wtf

wait, did you guys see this: http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/patriots-ruin-halloween-for-children

dallas is having a rough year. they need some teambuilding.

maybe jerry jones will take the team out to the olive garden after tonight's game.

the olive garden is the favorite restaurant of the Undertaker©, former WWE world heavyweight champion. all-you-can-eat free breadsticks.

idk man, if your entire day & nfl game experience is ruined by that, um.. chill out

i was thinking, maybe wade phillips is aqua buddha

I was just about to say "It's funny the Cowboys are playing in dime because there is 0 chance of the Packers running successfully from 5-6 yards this year" and then that happened!

i would have my game day experience kind of irritated by some fat dude stealing my viking helmet when soem other fat drunk dude was allowed to wear one, for certain, though. but i'd be more pissed off that i was wearing a helmet to begin with so in this world i've made up, who knows what is happening?

do not insult this man

http://timesfour.com/images/vikingfan.jpg

Wait that guy looks like he has the Dallas Cowboys star on his other arm.

divided loyalties imo

VWO = Viking World Order?

VWO is runnin' wild.

stay out of its way, brotha.

i think i saw that guy for a split second today on the tv and thought he was in blackface and was really confused.

Probably has a replica WWF belt with like "Big D-X" on it

me too, tbh.

i have a replica of the US title belt from the NWA, too.

wait did everyone else just see the "winnings on our mind / thanks to romo # 9 / go cowboys!" sign that was just on tv...?

Hahaha no. That sign needs some parsing.

i find the Miller Lite advertising campaign really confusing. is trying to convince people that it's cool to drink Miller Lite really gonna work?

i hope those lady bartenders and waiters aren't working for tips because seriously stfu

I think Miller Lite is trying to convince people that by not drinking Miller Lite, they are basically emasculated sub-humans. Maybe not the best strategy but I guess like those guys who pay for women to humiliate them need a beer to drink also.

"do u want the beer with taste?"
"does it matter?"
"uh - yes. taste. that's the thing you enjoy when you consume things"

"ur not manly enough to drink our crappy beer"

"okay."

the thing is, have any of these people drank miller lite? it's seriously the grossest. i'd consume coors light before i drank miller lite.

otm

and none of these people are as manly as this: http://ny.eater.com/archives/2010/11/eddie_huang_rolls_out_allyoucan_drink_four_loko_deal.php

"Could I have a Sierra Nevada?"

"Hey I have an idea, why don't you grow a set of adult male testicles and enjoy a Miller Lite vortex bottle. It has grooves"

Coors Lite has no taste, which is pleasing when you have to drink it. Miller Lite tastes like someone took a whizz in your Coors Lite, gross

better question is why all these reasonably thin healthy looking men are drinking lite beer.

I dunno if James Jones is just being a dude or if all week the Packers were just like "our gameplan is to exploit Terence Newman whenever possible" but hey I am all for it.

hey my team is one of those "crappier teams"!

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:25 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

ugh, jesus christ

ugh the vortex bottle! here is a thing that miller and coors both do: ridiculous non-necessary "innovations" in their beer delivery systems, instead of improving their beers. you know what i have always been able to do, with or without hypercolor mountains? tell if a frigging can is cold.

anyway this game sucks i think i'm gonna watch amazing race tonight even tho i ahven't watched the show in like 6 years

vortex bottle, wtf. When you're trying that hard to put bells & whistles on a bottle, you should stop bc it means your beer sucks

I presume they are consuming lite beer to allow them to have more beer in total, to achieve a level of drunkenness to overcome being constantly harassed by angry bartenders.

xp to j0rdan otm -- playing some Madden instead

pretty much the whole existence of any american consumer product is based upon unnecessary "innovations"

once u stop being a momma's boy/wearing european-style bathing suits/dressing up like a cat/having dragon themed clothing, then you'll be manly enough to drink miller lite.

I am reading about plastic surgery, it is pretty boring.

Hey Jordan do you remember Reichen Lehmkuhl (spelling) from Amazing Race? I met him the other day, had never heard if him before, pretty interesting/cool guy.

"think Miller Lite is trying to convince people that by not drinking Miller Lite, they are basically emasculated sub-humans. Maybe not the best strategy but I guess like those guys who pay for women to humiliate them need a beer to drink also."

Beer commercials have evolved over the last 20 years. It used to show the guys drinking beer being surrounded by lovely ladies and partying down because they drank the beer (Spud McKenzie). Somewhere along the line it switched over to where the guy chooses the beer over getting a piece of something something (those oddball Coors Light commercials). Now you have this weird metasexual where a woman puts down a man for not drinking a beer.

All I can say is, we ain't right in the head and when you make a cruddy product, you have to go to something else than "shit this is good beer, give it a try."

it's not even like you can get drunk drinking miller lite, or does saying that reveal that i have a problem?

when i saw the primetime schedule for this week i was like WELL SHIT I GUESS I'LL GO TO WORK ON SUNDAY AND MONDAY NIGHTS, unfortunately i can only work to 8 so i still get the radioactive exposure that is jon kitna

Hey Jordan do you remember Reichen Lehmkuhl (spelling) from Amazing Race? I met him the other day, had never heard if him before, pretty interesting/cool guy.

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, November 7, 2010 8:19 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

ha, no

http://twitter.com/#!/Bobby_BigWheel/status/1444815833141248

I don't even want to get into those weird ass Carl's Jr/Hardees commercials where they got some girl in Daisy Dukes riding a mechanical bull like it was on a San Bernadino porn set eating a double BBQ burger.

All I know is Marx and Freud would be giving each other a high five if they ever saw that crap.

Apparently though if you buy a Nikon camera you can be like Ashton Kutcher and walk around boats taking pictures of random girls' breasts. Maybe beer just won't get the job done anymore.

I guess he won AR a few years back, was in the Air Force (went all the way to Captain), came out, now is a Don't Ask Don't Tell activist.

xposts

Humor break:

Oakland parking lot, halftime: poor dude was gassed.

:D

lol collinsworth looking sort of MOB STATUS w/ that scarf

i went to see pee-wee's playhouse on broadway last night, dudes, and i actually feel like that statement is not braggin 2010 (EVEN THO I HAD BETTER SEATS THAN MICHAEL MUSTO) but rather has to do with this conversation about marx and freud and hardees.

Hahahaha the cut to Wade Phillips' face after Clay Matthews blew up that run

*googles michael musto*

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/Michael_Musto_reading_his_Wikipedia_page_by_David_Shankbone.jpg

all i learn from miller lite commercials is that bartenders are str8 bitches

that's incredibly meta xpost

btw it's nice to see a-rodg working on a beard again. did you guys know tony romo has been trying to grow a good-luck beard since '08?

was pee-wee's playhouse good?

Hahaha the Cowboys, you are just...the Cowboys.

You know those Miller Lite commercials are not a straight up rude as those Howie Long commercials we loved last year where anyone who didn't own a Chevy truck was a pussy. Howie even had some little girl calling guys out in their RAM pickups.

i hate that commercial w/the "cool kid" who basically calls his parents losers for driving a minivan and then cruises around with his buddy's mom and compliments her car. i want to punch that kid.

I want to see that story again about the little Packers fan heart transplant girl who met A-Rodg.

I live 2 give: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/features/mywish/news/story?id=5565969

Nice "man-step"!

pee-wee's playhouse was amazing! i'm thinking of turning this game off and watching pee-wee's big adventure instead! the real miss yvonne was there!!!!!

I love you C-L! For reals <3

So, is Dallas still playing for pride, or are they just playing for paychecks?

one of my first real adult purchases was a bright teal chair that i refer to as chairy though so y'know

I sorta want to see it! unlike all broadway shows xp

I am going to watch all of this game to bring the joy into my life that surgery has drained out of me, because thus far it is doing that.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0912/espn_annaswish1_600.jpg

Cornerback Al Harris, one of Anna's favorite players, didn't practice that day but came in to spend some time with her. Anna cracked jokes about his hair and asked about Brett Favre (to which players lightheartedly pled the fifth).

Aaron Rodgers on a bike. With a beard. It's beautiful

Hahah packers again!

if you can get tix i highly recommend, i lucked out - a friend of mine with theater connections got tix from a promoter but couldn't go. the set was amazing, and there was a piece where they did the blackout eyes thing which was both incredible from a "whoa my childhood" and also a "whoa how are they doing that!" perspective. also it is incredibly filthy. xposts

I <3 this game

haha the pack gets the ball to start the second half too

I hope the score ends up 60-0

hardees

at one time in my life I ate at Hardees every Friday. Best fast food shakes. (that was my favorite job)

Goodnight Cowboys.

epic

I HEART THIS GAME SO MUCH

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

will the cowboys score any points y/n?

only thing interesting about this

Can't type
Laughing too hard

Aw, he was down. ;_;

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY WERE OUT OF TIMEOUTS

lolololol

omg lololololol

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5554/cowboysohno.jpg

do collinsworth and al michaels not realize the time out situation!?

hahahaha

i feel like jerry jones owes me reparations for this team being on tv

Ahahahahaha
No challenge/ timeout!!!!

BWAHHAHHAH

AMERICA'S TEAM
THE MOST TALENTED TEAM IN FOOTBALL

hhahahaha i love when they finally realized it and collinsworth was like OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ohhhhhhhh this is so beautiful

the second this went down i was like, they need to challenge that! and alex was like no they don't, and i was like don't be mean, and he was like NO TIME OUTS! and we both were like LOL. oh memories.

GO PACK GO

I was halfway through my "Oh OK it's coming back still that was hilarious" post and then they kicked the XP!

Has an NFL team ever forfeited the rest of their games in a season? Dallas should take it under consideration.

congrats to miller lite for making me feel bad for ppl that wear ed hardy

cmon packers, hang 70 points on them plz

i like how his dragon clothes matched up perfectly to be honest, it's impressive. like the tail is on the pants! but the t-shirt matches up perfectly!

people that wear ed hardy, the dallas cowboys <--- not capable of feeling bad for either of these under any circumstances

jerry jones otm when he said "1-7" last week.

U GUYS I MISSED MOST OF THE FIRST HALF BUT HAVE ARRVIED IN TIME TO SEE THIS NONSENSE

Cowboys should wear dragon unis

oh no, olbermann comes back on tuesday, ending my hopes of randy moss getting that show

hahaha cowboys alternate uniform, by ed hardy. that would be perfect

greggrosenthal
We need to flex the Cowboys out of the Thanksgiving game.

Wow that was a nice pass.

America's Ed Hardy Team by Christian Audigier

OMGALMOSTINTERCEPTED

guys if kitna throws a pick 6 here

aw don't let them score

i know one die hard cowboys fan

J L
The Cowboys are 1-6. 10 or 9 wins could very easily make the playoffs. Therefore I am not giving up until we have 8 losses. Let's beat the Packers tonight!!!
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J L
Can we please just bring in Stephen McGee? Kitna is worthless.
39 minutes ago · Comment · Like

guys sam shields is the worst football player i've ever known in my life

ban jon kitna

lool

;0

Cowboys!

pfft...well at least dez bryant is on my fantasy team, now i'm down to brownie less than 100 pts

we've all seen the Onion?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/

i laughed til i cried at that onion piece

Thirty-two percent said that the season has been emotionally taxing for people who grew up worshipping Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, and Emmitt Smith, and that those people should probably go fuck themselves anyway.

lol NBC the sound you heard is 100,000,000 TVs changing the channel

ugh the way to get people to feel sympathetic is not to have this clown on my tv. UGH.

wow there is no way i'm watching this

GREAT QUESTION MATT LAUER FUCK YOU OKAY TURNING OFF THE TV FOR REAL

why couldn't rodney harrison have interviewed w?

Or Randy Moss

I would be totally down with Rodney doing it!

MISSED OPPORTUNITY

I feel like I would like to see Kenan Thompson as DeAndre Cole interview GWB

i'd like to see pee-wee do it, personally

every time gwb does that smirk he yells, "do you have something to share with the rest of us, amazing bushy?"

ugh someone please send leland palmer to this "soap opera" to kill all of these people before bob costas has to tell us about them in his "way"

corny as hell

wtf is the metaphor

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6731/notoriousd.jpg

<3 randy moss though

luuuuulz. I want the animated vers of RM nodding solemnly @ chilly

god i hate bob costas. only he could sap any remaining fun out of the favre/http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG situation

i seriously wish someone would lock costas in a basement.

DAER WADE PHILLIPS, IT IS NOT THE REFS FAULT YOU HAVE NO TIME OUTS

or that your team played like ass for 28 min before that

xp Nah you'd still probably be able to hear him through the floorboards all like "As the great battle between Joe DiMaggio and Ted Williams in 1941 kept America's spirits aloft on the brink of the second World War, so now does this old newspaper keep me steadfast through my captivitiy"

msnbc is currently showing a program called "sex slaves in texas". i'm just bringing that up for no real reason. no reasons.

lol jake plummer reference!! did you guys see him trashing shanahan in the press out of the blue this past week?

"this is a talented team, they just gotta get it going"

it was seriously like, whoa, who dragged plummer out of his opium-handball den to ask him about shanahan-mcnabb?

I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE

that's lebron, JM, not kobe, in the ad

lol jake plummer reference!! did you guys see him trashing shanahan in the press out of the blue this past week?

didn't see this! got a link by any chance?

lolxp

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/19711/ex-denver-qb-has-choice-words-for-coach

anchorman is on tbs

xp thx yo

oh man that was a helluva catch

believe it or not there's a law & order svu marathon on

also I think there's an arrested development marathon on IFC

i've been preoccupied looking up italo disco tracks on the youtubes
trouble is 99% of them are awful

A 3 hour cut of avatar is exactly what this world needs