This whole dickfuck organization should be beaten with a tire iron. NFL WEEK 9 [2010]

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Tampa Bay @ Atlanta
Chicago @ Buffalo
New England @ Cleveland
New York Jets @ Detroit
Arizona @ Minnesota
New Orleans @ Carolina
Miami @ Baltimore
San Diego @ Houston
New York Giants @ Seattle
Kansas City @ Oakland
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia
Dallas @ Green Bay
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati

Randy Moss now plays for __________?!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago)

DALLAS PLAYING IN PRIMETIME

FOR PRIDE

crocodile swag district - teach me how to dundee (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 06:09 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like we had a really good string of primetime match ups in the past three weeks or so (except for jax-ten) but the two this week are duds

crocodile swag district - teach me how to dundee (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 06:10 (fourteen years ago)

8-5 last week, 62-55 on the season. oy.

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - I'm taking Atlanta at home, but Tampa should give them rough afternoon. Hoping Blount jumps TWO defenders on Sunday.
Chicago @ Buffalo - Buffalo to win! (finally!)
New England @ Cleveland - I know Cleveland knocked off the Saints the last time they played, but the Pats is a-cookin'.
New York Jets @ Detroit - Even with Stafford back and at home, I think the Jets coming off a pitiful offensive showing will take it out on poor Detroit.
Arizona @ Minnesota - Brett probably starts, the Vikings probably get their third win. Arizona is horrific.
New Orleans @ Carolina - Carolina is even worse than Arizona. Saints win.
Miami @ Baltimore - I'm legally obligated to pick Miami this year, but I feel good about them catching the Ravens on an off day.
San Diego @ Houston - San Diego shouldn't be winning anything, but I'm picking them for the road upset. Jerks.
New York Giants @ Seattle - I know it's unwise to pick an East coast team in Seattle, but I like the Gigantes here.
Kansas City @ Oakland - Oakland won't torch the Chiefs like they have their opponents in the last two games, but they'll get this win.
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - I like Michael Vick to be about 76.4% as awesome as he was before the injury, and for Philly to squeak out a narrow victory.
Dallas @ Green Bay - This Dallas team in Lambeau? HA. Packers take it in a completely unwatchable mess.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Stillers do the deed.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 06:28 (fourteen years ago)

can't see miami beating the ravens. i know the dolphins have been good on the road, but . . .

otoh, if we sign RANDY MOSS this week . . .

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 2 November 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago)

8-5 this week, 71-46 on the season

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - ATL
Chicago @ Buffalo - CHI
New England @ Cleveland - NE
New York Jets @ Detroit - DET
Arizona @ Minnesota - MN
New Orleans @ Carolina - NO
Miami @ Baltimore - MIA
San Diego @ Houston - SD
New York Giants @ Seattle - NYG
Kansas City @ Oakland - OK
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - IND
Dallas @ Green Bay - GB
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - PIT

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 10:07 (fourteen years ago)

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons
Chicago @ Buffalo - bills
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - cards
New Orleans @ Carolina - nola
Miami @ Baltimore - fins
San Diego @ Houston - texans
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - packers
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

7-6 last week, 65-52 overall

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:25 (fourteen years ago)

7-6 last wk, 67-50 overall

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - atl
Chicago @ Buffalo - chi
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - vikes
New Orleans @ Carolina - nola
Miami @ Baltimore - fins
San Diego @ Houston - bolts
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - iggles
Dallas @ Green Bay - packers
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

ah i'm glad i contributed at least something of value to ilnfl

man, i dunno...we should beat arizona but i gotta bad feeling we're gonna shit the bed.

underrated joe perry project albums i have sold (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:37 (fourteen years ago)

Buffalo gets their first win this week. I cant see how the Bears can beat an NFL team at this point, unless something got fixed over the bye week. Its ugly.

dressed up better than anyone within a mile (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

man, i dunno...we should beat arizona but i gotta bad feeling we're gonna shit the bed.

hey the politics thread is thataway

goole, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago)

8-5 last week, 65-51 on the season

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons, though the bucs will make it a game
Chicago @ Buffalo - well being a bears fan i have to say BEARS but the bills should take heart in how well they've played, they have a definite shot
New England @ Cleveland - pats
New York Jets @ Detroit - jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - vikings i guess
New Orleans @ Carolina - saints
Miami @ Baltimore - ravens but it will be tight
San Diego @ Houston - i think this will be a high-scoring one and it'll come down to some failed last-second drive. i'll go with the chargers.
New York Giants @ Seattle - giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - chiefs
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - lol lol lol lol lol the pack
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - steelers

omar little, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

Last week 10-3, for the season 72-45

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta- This is a game with PLAYOFF implications, who would have thunk it? Bucs are a nice story, but the Falcons are at home, where they are generally better and coming off a bye. If the Bucs do step up and beat ATL, you can color me impressed.
Chicago @ Buffalo- IS THIS THE WEEK BUFFALO? It well could be. Bad thing about the Bears keystone cop offense this year is that the defense is really pretty good, really one of Lovie's best. Thing is much of a bad joke the Bears offense has been, they have piled up some yards and had some moments. I'm going Bears and I will be pretty dejected if they lose. I'm almost feeling a sports bar trip, as I know this one won't be on TV around here.
New England @ Cleveland- I really hope the Browns win, but you have to take NE to win this one.
New York Jets @ Detroit- Is it the time of the season when the Jets wake up puking in the bed? It might be. Let it roll from last week, LIONS IN AN UPSET!
Arizona @ Minnesota- Minnesota should win, but I could see the season turning into a Viking funeral by fire on the lake (in a sex boat).
New Orleans @ Carolina- Saints, but I have a weird feeling this one will be closer than you might expect.
Miami @ Baltimore- I'm taking the Ravens, but the Fins have been pretty good on the road this year.
San Diego @ Houston- This is a big game for both clubs. SD can't really afford losses if they have any playoff hopes, but they did beat the Titans, which by my measure is a solid win. Houston falls back to .500 with a loss heading towards another out of the playoff 9-7 season. I'm taking the Chargers on the road. Texans are giving up a crap load of points. Houston has some talent, but they have a lot of holes and they are just not ready for the big stage. It should be a pretty high scoring game and probably good one to watch.
New York Giants @ Seattle- Giants should win, but Seattle has been a bit of a trap town for a long time for clubs. That said, Giants seem to have done OK on the road under Tom C., that has been a thing before.
Kansas City @ Oakland- Wow...this is a hard one to call and a big game for both as the AFC West is most likely only going to get one team into the playoffs. I'll stick with the bay area grease and take the Raiders.
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia- I'm taking the Colts, as Philly is a bit too up and down.
Dallas @ Green Bay- Dallas is like a zombie, they are horrible and will be on national TV nearly every week till the end of the season (or time). Packers beating the Jets 9-0 counts as pretty impressive in my book. I'll take the Pack.
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati- I hope the Bengals can get it together and knock off the Steelers, but I don't think it is going to happen. Pittsburgh it is.

earlnash, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

bills claiming merriman. why not, i guess?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - Falcons, unfortunately.
Chicago @ Buffalo - Bills, finally
New England @ Cleveland -Pats shouldn't have any problem
New York Jets @ Detroit - Jets
Arizona @ Minnesota - As long as AP gets enough reps, Minn should pull it off.
New Orleans @ Carolina - This game is always closer than it should be, Saints in a blowout
Miami @ Baltimore - Go Dolphins!
San Diego @ Houston - SD
New York Giants @ Seattle - New York Football Giants
Kansas City @ Oakland - Raiders
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia - Colts
Dallas @ Green Bay - John Kitna will score more TDs for GB than ARod
Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati - Pitt's gonna take their embarrassment from last week out in a nasty nasty way.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 4 November 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

2 things i learned today that possibly worthy of note/discussion:

the skins tried out JaMarcus this week????
Peyty has basically said he is definitely not re-signing with indy before hitting free agency????

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

peyty on the market would be worse than the lebron thing. peyty is white!!!

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago)

Would love to see Peyton go to Miami.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago)

of course, now that i think about it, the obvious link between those two items is that snyder would open the vault in a heartbeat and make it rain bullion on manning if he actually does become available.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

maynholup: peyty is WHITE?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

Timing is everything. Depends on the CBA

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 November 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

Peyty has basically said he is definitely not re-signing with indy before hitting free agency????

lol waht

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

whoa whoa...WHAT now?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago)

link pls??

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

sounds like he will still be a horsey though

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago)

Going to Denver, eh?

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:42 (fourteen years ago)

It's always nice when you find that your dad really did take the old family dog to a nice big farm out in the country:

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nfl_experts__28/ept_sports_nfl_experts-303373097-1288886743.jpg?ymX3GCEDsgoXHV8e

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

LOL

"Heck, people are already asking him about his handball legacy."

because that's all there is to know.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 November 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago)

Should be asking him about his beard imo

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

The subject of McNabb’s benching was one of the topics on Owens’ reality show with Bengals receiver Chad Ochocinco, who couldn’t understand why the Redskins would bench McNabb in favor of backup Rex Grossman in the closing minutes.

“That’s just wrong,” Ochocinco said. “It really makes no sense. What message are you really trying to send?”

Owens then took a jab at McNabb.

“Well, I don’t really want to start anything, but I did play in the Super Bowl and there were rumors where he couldn’t get our two-minute offense going at the end of the game,” Owens said. “I’m just saying.”

When pressed on the matter by Ochocinco, Owens said, “I’m just saying.”

Owens defended Redskins coach Mike Shanahan’s decisions to change quarterbacks, saying the coach knows best.

“He’s the head coach, so it has to make sense,” said Owens, who has complained that the Bengals aren’t paying attention to his suggestions for the offense. “Well, this is a situation where Mike Shanahan, he sees these two quarterbacks on an everyday basis. … So he’s had a chance to observe.”

Ochocinco ended the segment by saying, “If anyone else out there feels that Rex Grossman gives the Washington Redskins a better chance than Donovan McNabb to win a game with two minutes left on the clock, they need to slap they selves.”

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago)

I'm thinking Owens doesn't know what the word "rumors" means.

Mordy, Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

These guys may want to worry about their own 2-5 team as opposed to trying to impart their genius to other franchises.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

^real talk

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

tbf, the Bengals problem isn't dropped receptions.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 November 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

Ive been lucky enough to not be subjected to any Bengals action this year so I'm unable to assess the accuracy of your statement.

Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

Ochocinco ended the segment by saying, “If anyone else out there feels that Rex Grossman gives the Washington Redskins a better chance than Donovan McNabb to win a game with two minutes left on the clock, they need to slap they selves.”

loooooool

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

the grossman fumble was like the kid coming into his new high school ready for a fresh start and on day 1 shitting himself in front of the entire class

omar little, Thursday, 4 November 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago)

Seriously though we are talking about REX GROSSMAN.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Thursday, 4 November 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

he's not a grossman he's a gross... MAN

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

On a Columbia radio station, Gamecocks QB Stephen Garcia claimed he wanted to scrimmage to Panthers to get the team ready for this weekend against Troy

Princess TamTam, Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

HA!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 November 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

hi i would like for this to be our board description

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//2010%20October%2031%2022%2017%2041.jpg

ain't no half-trollin (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 November 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)

Yes!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 5 November 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5768760

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG admitted he expects a negative reception from the Minnesota crowd on Sunday.

"I'm not crazy enough to think there wont be catcalls," he said. "That's part of the deal, that happens every time I walk on or off of a field. It's always interesting to hear what people have to say. That's part of the audience participation thing."

omar little, Friday, 5 November 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

the audience participation thing

omar little, Friday, 5 November 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

f.avre now thinks hes doing dinner theater

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 November 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

when did brad child ress become hatcat??

omar little, Friday, 5 November 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

Ha, was wondering why Favre expected a negative reaction from Vikings fans.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 November 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

mods be sly

johnny crunch, Friday, 5 November 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

Favre doesn't even expect a negative reaction from the husbands of the women he sends penis shots to.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 November 2010 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

wasn't me this time

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Friday, 5 November 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol lol

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 5 November 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

he's not a grossman he's a gross... MAN

― a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 4, 2010 5:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lololol

btw

PROGRAMMATIC NON-FIT

^^learn it, live it.

skreet walking cheeduh widda head fulla facepalm (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 5 November 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

Some good matchups this week I think.

Browns win in a laugher fyi and the Bills win their first game. Lake Erie pride weekend tbh.

browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 5 November 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

also possible Lions stunnah would make this weekend a golden moment in time~

browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 5 November 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

http://catdog1st.tripod.com/episodes/MovinOnUp.jpg

browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 5 November 2010 22:47 (fourteen years ago)

and damn, I could've had dinner with Bernie Kosar at Morton's Steakhouse for $150.

couldn't pull the trigger and I'm smdh

browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 5 November 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago)

omg brownie!

horseshoe, Friday, 5 November 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

that's a lot of money, though

horseshoe, Friday, 5 November 2010 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah! too much money- some of it was going to Shoes for Kids tho so it wasn't like Bernie was walking away with pockets of cash (not that BK can walk anyway amirite)

browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 5 November 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

shame the charity wasn't 'shoes for wings ;)

browns zero loss (brownie), Friday, 5 November 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago)

Raiders home game not being blacked out on local TV this week for the first time in forever.

Maltodextrin, Saturday, 6 November 2010 07:27 (fourteen years ago)

Radio contest gave away 2 for 1 tickets. Am going to the game & hoping hard for a win: how sweet, at home, sold out crowd. I hope that hope's not all I have: Asomugha and Zack Miller are both out, or so it would seem

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 6 November 2010 07:48 (fourteen years ago)

Exciting though!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 6 November 2010 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

If you'd told me before that start of the season that the game I most want to see in week 9 would be Chiefs at Raiders, I'd have thunk you crazy. Now I'm mad I probably won't get to see it!

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:34 (fourteen years ago)

i love my dolphins -- and they're sort of good; but they seem so boring and devoid-of-personality to me.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 13:26 (fourteen years ago)

MINNEAPOLIS -- A confrontation between Minnesota Vikings coach Brad http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG and receiver Percy Harvin grew so heated Friday afternoon that coaches and players were forced to separate them to prevent a physical exchange, according to team sources.

The confrontation, which was first reported by The (Minneapolis) Star Tribune as a heated argument between the two, occurred during a light Friday afternoon practice, Harvin's first of the week after suffering a sprained ankle last Sunday against the New England Patriots. Harvin was seen limping badly during the portion of practice open to reporters.

According to sources, http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG questioned Harvin's effort during the practice. When Harvin took exception, http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG suggested Harvin submit to further testing on the ankle. The debate escalated and "was as close to physical as you can get," according to the source.

After the two were separated, according to sources, a teammate told Harvin: "You just did what a lot of us have been wanting to say for years."

According to sources, Harvin had further testing on the ankle Saturday morning. He remains questionable for Sunday's game against the Arizona Cardinals.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 16:28 (fourteen years ago)

the hatcat curse strikes again

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 November 2010 16:30 (fourteen years ago)

Chilly's gonna end up smothered in honey buried on an ant hill the way he's going

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 7 November 2010 16:32 (fourteen years ago)

guys this clock change makes me feel like I should be watching football right now :\

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 16:44 (fourteen years ago)

so i was at a house party near petworth last night & around 2am as i was trying to get my coat to leave, got pulled into a conversation by a group of random people.. because this guy (THIS GUY) was like "hey what do you think about the DALLAS COWBOYS?" and i'm like I HATE THE COWBOYS obvs! the three girls are like SEE WE TOLD YOU LOL, COWBOYS SUCK and i said ONE AND SIX, DUDE. ONE AND SIX.

he's like THEY ARE AMERICA'S TEAM. IF YOU ARE AGAINST THE COWBOYS, YOU ARE FOR AL QAEDA. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA? and i said well, if it's the dallas cowboys vs al qaeda, i might have to go with al qaeda.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

man, that clip with http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG saying "Brett needs to play better and I need to coach better" is harrowing

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago)

merril hoge is wearing a little boy's tie that barely comes down below his pecs

a) why is he doing that
b) why did i notice that

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

q: do u like it?

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

this vikings mix on fox is intense!

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

q: do u like it?

a: it brings the lols and o_O's, so yes

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago)

Justin Bieber actually brought lols in that Kenny Mayne bit.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

Some Vikings players believe he definitely will be fired if the underachieving Vikings lose to the Arizona Cardinals and some cling to the hope he will be even if they win.

u think these guys will be playing to win today?

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago)

I just picked up Bernard Berrian for a bye week fill-in. Someone's got to try to catch the ball, right?

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

uh the chargers just had ANOTHER punt blocked

on top of it mike scifers is hurt

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

oh dear

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:10 (fourteen years ago)

TRAP GAME

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

uh wtf was that

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago)

dang pats, you know this kind of thing could happen.

they'll probably win though.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago)

tampa bay lol

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago)

wait no, my yahoo just said tampa got safetied on a kickoff return and now it doesn't, so nm

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago)

that's more like it pats.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:27 (fourteen years ago)

they look like ass tho

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

yeah. just terrible. mankins return not helping much atm

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

i know the pats have a habit of making qbs look good but damn, colt mccoy looks like a completely credible qb.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

oh henne henne henne smdh

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago)

is that call of duty ad offensive? I can't tell.

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago)

well let's just pretend like chad henne completed that pass, shall we?

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

niiiiiiice 4th down pats

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

not for the first time this year, pats have no business being within a score in this game. reason they are 6-1 is that even when they have started badly - sometimes really badly - they have somehow managed to stay in the game long enough to be within reach when they have finally got it together.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

lol Dierdorf just called Derek Mason "the ag-ed one".

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

somehow the color guy on fox turned favre's interception into "this is why they had to get rid of moss".

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

browns!

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

pats have no business being within a score in this game

and here we are. damn. i mean, last year pats were awful in the second half, this year it's the first..

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:09 (fourteen years ago)

also someone @ pats board noted gostkowski might be hurt? welkah practicing kicking on the sideline

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

is that call of duty ad offensive? I can't tell.

that ad was fucked up imo

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

does that ad have kobe & jimmy kimmel in it??

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

i saw kobe

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:14 (fourteen years ago)

Arian Foster is something else.

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

gronk not having a great day. wau

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

larod stephens-howling is kind of a massive pimp

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago)

I love the stupid continuation rule, guys.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

pats D is gonna have to win this. not looking promising.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

really like the phrase colt mccoy's poise

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ jets dfense

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

wtf suh kicking xtra pt

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

prob better tryna go for 2 w/ suh qb'ing

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

not a bad kick by suh actually

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

hard 2 believe theres not anyone else on the team w/ a better chance of kicking that tho

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

right?? the punter??

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

favre

odd future tea party kill them all (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

the punter kicked off and it was not good

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

kicker conspiracy

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:09 (fourteen years ago)

ok uh let's go LIONS

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)

omg i missed all this games but browns-pats yaaaaaaay

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

i'm happy for colt mccoy

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

ed reed: football magnet

Clay, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol, I picked up Seji Ajirotutu before the weekend and sat him on my bench. now he's going off!

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

"thats 2 touchdowns for tutu"

bolts can play anyone at receiver

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

rivers should be getting mvp consideration imo

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

oh yeah, Burleson sitting on my bench too

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

wtg lions!

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

lol, I picked up Seji Ajirotutu before the weekend and sat him on my bench. now he's going off!

I never even heard of him before the highlights today.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

remember when rivers and cutler had that hilarious douchebag rivalry and there was actually for one minute some debate about which one would be better in the long run?

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

brave brett couldn't score for coach creeper :D

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

looked like brett had like 4 good options there & chose the 1 most likely 2 fail

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

I picked the Vikings to win, but I'll be more than happy to see them lose.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago)

someone offered me hillis in a trade this week and i turned it down #%$!%$#!%(*&^(_)(*

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

the vikings are really just the worst organization in the nfl these days

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

you could make a very good argument for the cowboys

in fact they're pretty much mirror images of each other

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

OK I want a .gif of Browns OC Brian Daboll's celebration RIGHT NOW!!

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago)

i think the cowboys have more hope for the future, as much as i hate to admit. the vikings are just fucked.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

How many 4th quarter comebacks are the Bucs capable of? Dang, Raheem might have been right.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago)

God I love the Browns!!

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

why in the world does a.p. only have 11 rushes?

call all destroyer, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

i hate to see peyton hillis single-handedly murdering my fantasy team today but i gotta love the patriots getting destroyed.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

SD-Hous game is great

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

gah, hate seeing mangini smile.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

arian foster, man

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

It's always a good day when the Pats get their asses handed to them.

Vikings might as well go hangman on http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG, I'd say he has lost the team.

earlnash, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

peyton hillis is on his way 2 getting clevo 2 build a statue of him

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

Blount just came up about 4 inches short of the first down. Oh well, it was close.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

aw, buffalo. that was afc east's last chance at a w today.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

oh lollllll. smooth move aj.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

andre johnson looking like braylon today

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

aside from a freak deflection, that was kind of a shitty pass

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

i dunno, seemed like he should have had that one despite it being a little low

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:01 (fourteen years ago)

vikings maybe gonna win this thing

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

is http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG' career gonna hang on OT?

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

not even low, really...maybe just a little bit too far in front of him?

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago)

the vikings are going to lose in overtime

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

I wish I could see a three-team game where Minnesota, Dallas and Arizona all play each other.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

i would not kick it to larod stephens howling but hey

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

this might be the best week of football so far this year -- http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG drama making vikings feel actually fascinating

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago)

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

the vikings are *fighting* for their coach!

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago)

if the jets end up winning i'm gonna throw my tv out of the window

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

otm

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

that will not solve anything.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

throw your tv at rex ryan instead.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

great, drew stanton

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago)

i do feel bad for derek anderson

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago)

i can't hear gus johnson announcing a miracle jets comeback, i just can't

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

unless sanchez throws an INT, in which case let's do this

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

if you have a playmaker like drew stanton, you have to give him the ball in that situation.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

ha, suh looked like a natural imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

i do feel bad for derek anderson

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Princess TamTam, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago)

come on, detroit

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago)

if the jets tie this game and then win because of the suh extra point they are the luckiest team in all of sports after backing into the playoffs last year

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

oh jeez

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

idiot

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

lions are self-destructing

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago)

at least nick folk is kind of terrible

our only solace right now

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

rooting Lions, but that was idiotic

also, is Ryan starting to gain back all his pre-surgery weight?

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:18 (fourteen years ago)

folk is an ex-cowboy remember

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

dammit

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

LeSean McCoy huge run < 60 yards

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago)

the lions need an absolute miracle w/ stafford out

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

fucking vikings

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

vikings outgained az 507-225 yds

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG survives another amber alert

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:20 (fourteen years ago)

with stafford out a jets turnover is detroit's best chance of scoring.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

Phillies D interception!

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:22 (fourteen years ago)

most un-peyty looking throw ever

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

digging the colts helmets

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

det fucked

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

unbelievable

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago)

poor lions ;_;

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

what a shitty day

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

nightmare

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago)

folk miss folk miss folk miss folk miss folk miss

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

come on, detroit!!!

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago)

fuck

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago)

brutal

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago)

god owes us a cowboys disaster

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

I went 4-4 in the early games. Would've been 5-3, except I inexplicably went with Houston in pick'em while going with San Diego here in the thread (where it doesn't really count).

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

nostradamus

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta - falcons, though the bucs will make it a game
Chicago @ Buffalo - well being a bears fan i have to say BEARS but the bills should take heart in how well they've played, they have a definite shot
San Diego @ Houston - i think this will be a high-scoring one and it'll come down to some failed last-second drive. i'll go with the chargers.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

lmao @ seattle - pitch 2 leon, throw back 2 whitehurst, he overthrows an open receiver by 10 yds

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

Vick TO Jackson!

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

wow vick

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

nicks is really good

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

For a second today, every team I wanted to win was winning (whoever won Ravens-Dolphins was fine with me). But then the Vikings and the Jets came back, and whatever football magic was happening kinda evaporated right away. Sad...

C-L, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

hate the JETS. ugh.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

what are these ugly helmets colts are wearing?!

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

i know, right? are they throwbacks? throwbacks are supposed to be awesome.

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago)

They'd be better without the dual horseshoes on the back (no offense, horseshoe). They look kind of like a weird scrotum.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

i wasn't aware colts had a throwback, i thought they'd had the same look forever.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

me too!

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

They look kind of like a weird scrotum.

I didn't see that until yr post & now I can't unsee it, thx

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

just realized how sick i am of watching indy offense play the same 5 plays. chiefs-raiders it is!

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

i like those helmets, but i think sometimes they just make shit up w/r/t throwbacks.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

i love watching todd haley work

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

and by work i mean scream at everyone around him.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

aaaannnd touchdown! CHIEFS

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago)

i don't know, andy reid, that looked like a catch to me

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago)

tom cable looks like he should be a talk show host on the old wwf. on this show, he clobbers one of the good guys over the head with the same foreign object every week, and everybody pretends they don't know this is going to happen again, and it always does.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

chiefs td: was his other foot down? "that knee constitutes two feet"

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_HNV1Tti3J_Q/SPirOdGtmOI/AAAAAAAAAQE/UIPiZsCJljw/s320/madden.jpg

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

lol the raiders are out of challenges already

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago)

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

hate the JETS. ugh. hate the JETS. ugh.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

i feel better now.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

how is seattle 4-3? whenever i see this team they seem worse than anyone in the nfl.

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

pete carroll is a magic man.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

I am already anticipating Steve Smith's TD celebration/beer shower on 30fps.

C-L, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

how is seattle 4-3? whenever i see this team they seem worse than anyone in the nfl.

― omar little, Sunday, November 7, 2010 5:06 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too, except i never see them i just assume they're worse than anyone in the nfl

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

i know he just ran for negative yards but i love watching desean jackson

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

Manning sack!

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

i liked watching peyton get sacked just now

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

o u guys

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

austin collie died :(

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok, that is a bullshit call for the refs.

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

ok, that is a bullshit call for the refs.

otm

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

rip austin :-(

starting seattle's d today was not a good idea -- thought they were like the steelers at home or something but oh well

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

colts wr is an endangered species

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

same thing's killing me, j0rdan.

Clay, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

that looked like the hit that injured vick

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

starting seattle's d today was not a good idea

DITTO

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

thought they were like the steelers at home or something

lol @ this

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

like, it sucks when players get hurt, but they're playing football. an injury doesn't mean there was a penalty.

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

did u guys realize they were playing JET BLUE

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

finally, 5 plays before they can run one without someone getting a penalty (chiefs/raiders)

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

starting the patriots d versus the browns was also a bad idea? I didn't watch that game but wtf

iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

did u guys realize they were playing JET BLUE

― johnny crunch, Sunday, November 7, 2010 5:31 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

^^true, i should've remembered

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

yeah, this was definitely not just no-foul, but also a fumble

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

the giants wrs should all get "This guy" put next to the names of the back of their unis

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

how can we make this happen

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

I feel bad for Collie, but I think he was cleanly hit by both of those defenders.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

BS call in philly. that's a fumble!
am i crazy or did the helmet contact that caused this = helmet + TURF

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

mordy there's a time to drop the fanboy stuff and that's when someone just lost half his brain mass

iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

peyty needs a "sheriff" jersey

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:33 (fourteen years ago)

PHI needs to challenge this incompletion call.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

and I do think the helmet2helmet caused it too

iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

instead of having the "c" on his chest he should have a police badge emblem

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

iatee, watch the replay. i think it's really terrible re this injury but i don't think we should start making calls based on how bad we feel

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

can we start an impromptu pool real quick -- everyone guess the first name of the random white practice squad wr that's about to come off the bench for the colts

i'm going with "tyler"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

mordy's right. the hit wasn't illegal.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah the helmet glancing off helmet contact seemed like it was less traumatic than the helmet to turf, definitely. Really almost all of the serious-looking injuries I can remember in the past few years have been just freakish horrible luck and bad angles, instead of deliberate assaults.

C-L, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

the seahawks aren't gonna win many games w/eddie rabbitt behind center

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago)

i mean, horrible injuries happen in this game just by sheer bad luck. i wish they didn't!

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

I'm going with dustin xxxp

Princess TamTam, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

gunning for whitehurst was arguably a more bizarre and misguided move than trading peyton hillis for brady quinn

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:37 (fourteen years ago)

nantz is *against* ppl being killed playing football

my guess is "cameron"

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Collie put to sleep; Vick claims another dog

Princess TamTam, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

Chad

C-L, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

"ira"

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha ira

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

"We have to do everything possible to prevent injury." The only way to do that is to cancel the rest of the season.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

that was just a terrible call on the part of the referees on that play though, it was a fumble and the hit wasn't illegal. i mean, that's absurd.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

philly fans feelin murderous

horseshoe, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

Eagles D afraid to tackle anybody now.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

My guess is "Eddie" btw.

Clay, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

well jason campbell is back 2 his old self

johnny crunch, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:41 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah increasingly it looks like the only way to keep football players from living with chronic pain for the rest of their lives and dying prematurely is to basically stop the game of football from being played. If Goodell gets the 18 game season through he deserves to be tackled by James Harrison every time he makes some statement about protecting the players.

C-L, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

idk if they have to fuck w/ the rules in a manner that completely changes the game I still think it's worth it, I'm pretty sure we can figure out an entertaining game that doesn't require people getting concussions every 30 seconds

iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

this isn't really gonna be a national 'discussion' until brett favre dies on the field but at least he's nice enough to volunteer his life like that

iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

snrub otm

browns zero loss (brownie), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

Wow I guess I was a bit premature on the Viking funeral. That was a pretty furious comeback.

I feel good that my pick of the Lions would have worked if I had money on the game, as they covered the spread, but am dissapointed they blew that game against the Jets.

earlnash, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

back from the country and watching the browns

such a perfect game

browns zero loss (brownie), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago)

League is backing the personal foul call on the second defender. I don't buy it.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

Sanity in the CBS studio.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Yep. Surprised that they were unanimous tbh. I figured Boomer, of all people, would be doing his wah wah tapdance.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

who the fuck is even on the colts anymore besides peyton?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

also can they just cancel this giants-seahawks game at this point?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

WHOA 38-0, man

browns zero loss (brownie), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago)

Edge's cousin scored today for Indy ^______^

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

christ sportstalk Cleveland still talking about Mangini's job ;_;

browns zero loss (brownie), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

Wow I guess I was a bit premature on the Viking funeral. That was a pretty furious comeback.

No offense to you personally, but this is the sort of shit that I hate about NFL. Like, if 'any given sunday' is a real thing, then a team can be manifestly terrible, or terribly run, or miserable AND still eek out wins. the culture of upsets in NFL mean that we get weeks and weeks of empty 'turn around' games and wins where, in fact, there's just a series of events that happen to break in your favor. I'm not 100% qualified to speak too much further about this but I also feel like it's worth pointing out.

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago)

also, I mean the vikings were playing the fucking CARDINALS

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

Also lets keep in mind that they needad a furious comeback to beat a team qb'd by Derek Anderson

J0rdan S., Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago)

i think the nyg should leave eli in for the full duration of the game. they're getting buzz as a superbowl possibility team, they should just run this score up ridiculously. it's what peyton would do.

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago)

fuck the refs in the philly game

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

whoa Mod, nice post

browns zero loss (brownie), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

xpost

browns zero loss (brownie), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

Thankin U. I didn't know if that was going to make any sense

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like every vikings fan i know is furious they eeked out that win because it means yet another week of princess chilly throwing temper tantrums while brett favre is waving his dick everywhere.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

and it's entirely because of the culture of WHOA can't count those guys out, they barely beat the cardinals - all of the announcers are doing this thing! they've won 2 games and it's week 9 and they were in top 5 super bowl favorites. speaking of everyone looking forward to seeing the cowboys YET AGAIN tonight?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

I think that if they really want to get of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG, this is the kinda of win you can still do it. it wasn't anything decisive, it's not like the force of http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG showed that he can turn things around.

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)

every season with more brad http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG is like a sequel no one asked for

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

furthermore are the giants seriously just running up the score on the SEAHAWKS i mean c'mon man

xpost that is a hilarious post even though it is meant to be serious.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

bradcat.jpg

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago)

it's not like the force of hatcat showed that he can turn things around.

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago)

Also can I just say now that I can totally imagine a scenario where the last game of MIN season comes down to having to beat DET in DET to make the playoffs? Can I also say that I can 100% imagine Matt Stafford having the game of his life w/ Megatron and the announcers going into some 'passing the torch' frenzy?

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

[img}http://theuso.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fg_uso_nfl_coach_2010_06_30_mg_4683.jpg?w=500&h=334[/img]

omar little, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

cause favre will start for the lions next year? xp

iatee, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago)

lolno

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago)

next summer's "is he coming back?" speculation is going to be his last

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

Tackle eligible touchdown!

C-L, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago)

man, it would be really nice if philly won this game

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

wow vick

Mordy, Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:44 (fourteen years ago)

fuck the refs in the philly game

― Mordy, Sunday, November 7, 2010 5:19 PM (38 minutes ago)

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

ouch:

Following Sunday's game Mason again called out Crowder.

"You have to be able in this sport to be able to back up what you talk, and for some reason this guy every time he says something he doesn't back it up," Mason said. "He's not a marquee player. I don't think they even want him on this team, but they have no one to replace him. So he has to be there.

"He's in the game, and he's getting knocked down. He's getting pushed out of the way. The guy is horrible. Honestly, the guy is horrible. He's probably a good guy. Not taking that away from him, but he's horrible. He's not a good football player. Honestly, he needs to go back and watch the film and humble himself and not say anything."

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 7 November 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

That is tremendous.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

colts/eagles - every play must either be flagged or challenged

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:01 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit there is a thread title in here:

Crowder said when he complained to the officials, they told him they didn't see McClain spit at him.

"Then they said something about they let [Dolphins linebacker] Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask the play before," Crowder said. "Who the f--- cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's facemask. Like they didn't see [Dolphins quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank."

Asked what the Anne Frank reference meant, Crowder said "Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller ... I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. F--- it. I'm not as swift as I usually am.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

"Then they said something about they let [Dolphins linebacker] Karlos Dansby get away with a facemask the play before," Crowder said. "Who the f--- cares? A guy just spit in my face! I don't give a damn about Karlos pulling somebody's facemask. Like they didn't see [Dolphins quarterback] Chad Henne get hit twice when he slid. Yeah, a little Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank."

Asked what the Anne Frank reference meant, Crowder said "Who was that? Is that the blind girl? Helen Keller ... I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is. I'm mad right now. F--- it. I'm not as swift as I usually am.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

Darn, beaten.

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

"I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is," NFL WEEK 10

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

Refs in this game having a "flag tossing contest"

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

that had better be the thread title

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

yes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

Holy shit, Andrew Reid

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

EthanJSkolnick Ethan Skolnick. My only Dolphins tweet of day: Whatever "it" is, it's clear Chad Henne lacks it. He's OK, but I don't expect him to ever b elite.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

Refs totally blew the call on Raiders fumble, but Raiders have no challenges left, having wasted their last one in the second quarter.

Maltodextrin, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

watching desean jackson play football is so much fun! extra when added clips of peyton :( on the sideline

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

Vick is having an amazing game

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgU42Yzbf84

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

snrub otm!

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

Ernie Sims gives Peyton his second sack of the day!

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

oh my god @ anne frank v helen keller

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

in his defense, he was upset about having been spat upon.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

this probably clouded his thinking.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

FUMBLE!

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

uh oh, refs better give peyton another chance right? WTF

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

Holy crap. Refs SUCK

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago)

special rules, peyton is in this football game

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

that's two (2) turnovers the refs decided shouldn't count

nevertheless, iggles will win this football game

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

worst officiating i've ever seen

the estrogen-poisoning of the nfl

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://i51.tinypic.com/avpg6u.jpg

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah if it were not a 9 point game it would be pretty egregious, as it is it just seems kinda stupid.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

IN YOUR FACE PEYTON MANNING

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:37 (fourteen years ago)

niiiiiiiice. esp calling the same play again.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

"nobody throws in the towel any more like they used to"

um.. did they watch the last cowboys game?

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

quick! blow the whistle! figure out something good to call!

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

Feel like this is shaping up to be an INT, just a gut thing to me.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

if he takes a sack, game over prob. cmon IGGLES

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

Asante Samuel doin a little more bumping than running there

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

brilliant

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

BOOYAKASHA

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

C-L = prophet

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

asante!!

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

good call C-L

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago)

what a catch!

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago)

wtf! i thought that was a pick

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

Peyty has been playing really tense when he is down in near-impossible situations like this for a while, which gives him a Favrian tendency to make crappy decisions. Basically when he is unstressed he is awesome and then when shit gets real he becomes like Jay Cutler.

HOLY SHIT THE RAIDERS

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

they should've iced him

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT RAIDERS

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago)

RAIDRES

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

You cannot ice Sebastian Janikowski, he is too drunk to care.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

CHIEFS

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

3-47-OAK 22 (:07) S.Janikowski 96 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-J.Condo, Holder-S.Lechler.

2-47-OAK 22 (:07) J.Campbell spiked the ball to stop the clock.

NFL GAMECAST: MAKING THE GAMES EVEN BETTER THAN IRL

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, Lane Kiffin lives on in East Bay.

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I would still prefer it if the Raiders lost because they are the Raiders, but that was a ridiculous awesome play to set up the FG.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

a great game, a great rivalry, and now let's suck out all the energy with a coin toss to see who wins

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT Jacoby Ford of the Oakland Raiders, and Sebastian Janikowski on the ensuing FG

Maltodextrin, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOO NFLN Redzone cannot air past 8 pm what is this?!?!?!

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

oh man red zone signs off at 8:00 even if there's still a game happening!

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

See what happens when you pick the guy with the best 40 time?!?!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

magic, is what happens

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ this toss

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha Richard Seymour.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

wheres the pigeon

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

even the coin flip is controversial

Maltodextrin, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

What just happened with the coin toss? I wasn't paying attention

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

Holy shit Raiders!!!

We got rained out / waterlogged by halftime. I guess we were the good luck charm, they'd ran back the touchdown by the time we were pulling out of the parking lot. Lol! Oh well...

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

really dreading a KO return TD

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

the squib!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

I would be OK with a Raider win if it came on a 64+ yd FG, the more that I think about it.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago)

Good LORD

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

Ford!!!!!!!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

think this is now officially called the jacoby ford game

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS RAIDERS

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

OMG AL DAVIS DOESN'T NEED VIAGRA TODAY

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

Jacoby Ford is having a gaaaaammeeee

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

RAAAAIIIIIDDERRRRS!!!!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago)

That is not even a very good job of using the icing timeout, Todd Haley.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

RAIDERS TO THE SUPERBOWL YALL

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

Let's go Seabass
Clap clap clapclapclap

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago)

YAyyyyyyy

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

I am a moron for leaving early hooray

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

there is no way they're stopping al from drafting the guy with the best 40 time next year

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

can we laugh at the cowboys now

Clay, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

Yes

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:02 (fourteen years ago)

I cannot believe the Raiders are over .500 this late in the season.

Maltodextrin, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

<3 u Seymour

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

Nothing more jarring than turning from an exciting OT game to a condescending interview between Bob Costas and Keith Brooking.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago)

Fuckin Browns! Yay today is awesome

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:04 (fourteen years ago)

man that Vick to Jackson pass was a thing of beauty.

Clay, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

dan patrick just asked with a straight face, "what purpose would it serve to fire wade phillips," and then somehow rodney harrison did not slap him.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:05 (fourteen years ago)

THE RAIIIIIIIIIDERS

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

Is it wrong to imagine that Sebastian Janikowski talks like Yakov Smirnov?

earlnash, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

No. It's encouraged

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:09 (fourteen years ago)

You know the Raiders defense was pretty burly last year especially in the second half. Between the benching of JaBustus and before Gradkowski lost a limb, they actually played pretty good for about 3 or 4 weeks last year.

earlnash, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

The thing about the raiders is that there are tons of teams bringing the massive lols this year that the raiders have been freed to be good again. I truly believe that the torch has been passed to the niners (singletary = art shell) and the cowboys (Jerry = al) and the vikings and the football gods are just like "roam free with Darren McFadden"

Also Jason Campbell twisting the knife in shanny despite him being 3k miles away

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

i'm glad the situation in raidertown didn't turn out to be as bad as i'd thought for j campbell.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

Fuckin Browns! Yay today is awesome

before you declare the day a total success, i'll remind you that the jets won

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit that throw in OT! where was that jason campbell in dc? (yeah i know nobody believed in drafting for the oline, zorn being zorn, i had some trouble calling the plays with the sherms in there)

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:16 (fourteen years ago)

looooool rodney harrison re chilly saying stuff about favre: "what is he talking about? he needs to grow up!"

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

campbell was bailed out by ford on the throw in regulation, although the throw he made right before that was erased on a hold call was the best i can remember seeing him make

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

Humor break:

Oakland parking lot, halftime: poor dude was gassed.

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/06c75b18.jpg

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

brad http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG may be the best thing to happen to brett farve's image this year (xp)

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

Autumn Wind bitch

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

I hate that we have to cap off a relatively fun Sunday with this toilet bowl of a game.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

chilly just seems like a shockingly unpleasant person

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Dunno, Packers have been letting crappier teams hang in there (and occasionally win) for pretty much the whole year except Week 2. Plus Dallas is crappy in an organizational way rather than a purely talent way, so they are totally capable of putting together one really good game here and there before going back to being a disaster. (Basically I am gonna be nervous about this until it turns into the Giants-Seahawks game from today.)

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

hey my team is one of those "crappier teams"!

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)

i always enjoy more talk about how terrible the dallas cowboys are.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

ah, you're right. we are crappy.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

You forgot, though...KITNA xps

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

ugh stfu Collinsworth.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago)

But: Aaron Rodgers! <3 Handsomeness trumps toilet bowl

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)

he is dreamy it's true

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

I wasn't looking at warm-ups. Is he growing his beard again? Clean-shaven Rodgers isn't much to look at.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago)

>:(

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:29 (fourteen years ago)

He's just hunkier with a beard (like me!)

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

guys, i thought we had decided 3 weeks ago that it was the end of the "dallas cowboys are talented" conversation by wit of the fact that they are absolutely godawful.

xpost i have a bunch of friends who i watch football with who every time they see rodgers they remark on how absolutely hideous they think he is, like ugliest qb ever type stakes - i never understand this?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:30 (fourteen years ago)

maybe they're jealous?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

Are they jerks?

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

similarly i am jealous of tom brady's hair oh it's true

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)

Chico handsomeness is a rare and beautiful thing, incomprehensible to some

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

i don't understand it! aaron rodgers is pretty cute

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

Lol Rohhhhh-mohhhhhh

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

What's the touchdown thing Rodgers does? Looks like a "check my shiny belt buckle"/ "here's my CROTCH!" dance.

I like it, esp crotchiness, just wondering...

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

Rodgers always looks really sleepy. Sometimes people feel sleepy = sexy

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago)

of course he's sleepy. he's been sexting brett farve, every morning at 2AM, for months.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

I think even if you are maybe not that into the idea of the NFL QB version of BJ Novak from the Office, calling my man A-Rodg like hideously unattractive is a stretch. I mean he plays in the same division with two of the league's dough-faciest QBs in Cutler and Stafford, for one thing.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago)

Now why can't they publicize those dickpics? xposts

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

i know - i don't understand how you can live in a world where you accept that jay cutler and philip river's mugs even qualify as "faces" but think rodgers is a hideous beast monster.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago)

Thankin u Jordy

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

it is a sick sad world

xp

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago)

aaron rodges most attractive nfl qb imo

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CHAD HENNE?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

rodgers touchdown thing --> pretend wrestling championship belt

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

Oh shit of course! Thanks Daria.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

Double corner blitz, that is pretty ballsy.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

Aaron Rodgers #1
Matt Cassell # 2

handsome rankings imo

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

Wow so that ended badly.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

why try a fg there??

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

i forgot about how green bay has its patented "no offensive line" offense.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

not the cutest qb though. eli. also delhomme is still in the league. i hope he takes up a career in tv broadcasting after retirement b/c i like his accent.

lol @ dallas getting flagged for penalties i didn't even know existed

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

Our offensive line has been better this year! But yeah the first time they showed the replay of Chad Clifton vs Ware it was a disturbing flashback to the fifty Chad Clifton vs Julius Peppers replays from the Bears game and then also every game they played last year.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:45 (fourteen years ago)

i saw a guy in a bar the other night who said something racist and made everyone angry, who looked just like eli, and i tried to convince people that "racist eli manning" would be a great halloween costume and was mostly met by blank stares.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah Delhomme's accent is pretty cool.

I like A-Rodg over Eli, but I wouldn't argue if Eli was #1.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)

Racist Eli Manning could turn a bag full of DoublStuf Oreos into hours and hours of uncomfortable racial slurs.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

THANK YOU, YES!

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)

That was delightful!!!!!

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

oh, kitna. CMON MAN

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

that is the best halloween costume idea i've ever heard.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

How about Matt Ryan?

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

racist eli manning is a great idea, wtf

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)

wait, did you guys see this: http://www.theawl.com/2010/11/patriots-ruin-halloween-for-children

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

dallas is having a rough year. they need some teambuilding.

maybe jerry jones will take the team out to the olive garden after tonight's game.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

the olive garden is the favorite restaurant of the Undertaker©, former WWE world heavyweight champion. all-you-can-eat free breadsticks.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

idk man, if your entire day & nfl game experience is ruined by that, um.. chill out

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

i was thinking, maybe wade phillips is aqua buddha

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

I was just about to say "It's funny the Cowboys are playing in dime because there is 0 chance of the Packers running successfully from 5-6 yards this year" and then that happened!

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

i would have my game day experience kind of irritated by some fat dude stealing my viking helmet when soem other fat drunk dude was allowed to wear one, for certain, though. but i'd be more pissed off that i was wearing a helmet to begin with so in this world i've made up, who knows what is happening?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

do not insult this man

http://timesfour.com/images/vikingfan.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago)

Wait that guy looks like he has the Dallas Cowboys star on his other arm.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

divided loyalties imo

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)

VWO = Viking World Order?

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

VWO is runnin' wild.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago)

stay out of its way, brotha.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago)

i think i saw that guy for a split second today on the tv and thought he was in blackface and was really confused.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

Probably has a replica WWF belt with like "Big D-X" on it

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago)

me too, tbh.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

i have a replica of the US title belt from the NWA, too.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago)

wait did everyone else just see the "winnings on our mind / thanks to romo # 9 / go cowboys!" sign that was just on tv...?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha no. That sign needs some parsing.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago)

i find the Miller Lite advertising campaign really confusing. is trying to convince people that it's cool to drink Miller Lite really gonna work?

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

i hope those lady bartenders and waiters aren't working for tips because seriously stfu

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:10 (fourteen years ago)

I think Miller Lite is trying to convince people that by not drinking Miller Lite, they are basically emasculated sub-humans. Maybe not the best strategy but I guess like those guys who pay for women to humiliate them need a beer to drink also.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

"do u want the beer with taste?"
"does it matter?"
"uh - yes. taste. that's the thing you enjoy when you consume things"

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

"ur not manly enough to drink our crappy beer"

"okay."

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago)

the thing is, have any of these people drank miller lite? it's seriously the grossest. i'd consume coors light before i drank miller lite.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

otm

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

and none of these people are as manly as this: http://ny.eater.com/archives/2010/11/eddie_huang_rolls_out_allyoucan_drink_four_loko_deal.php

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago)

"Could I have a Sierra Nevada?"

"Hey I have an idea, why don't you grow a set of adult male testicles and enjoy a Miller Lite vortex bottle. It has grooves"

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

Coors Lite has no taste, which is pleasing when you have to drink it. Miller Lite tastes like someone took a whizz in your Coors Lite, gross

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

better question is why all these reasonably thin healthy looking men are drinking lite beer.

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno if James Jones is just being a dude or if all week the Packers were just like "our gameplan is to exploit Terence Newman whenever possible" but hey I am all for it.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

hey my team is one of those "crappier teams"!

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, November 7, 2010 7:25 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark

ugh, jesus christ

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

ugh the vortex bottle! here is a thing that miller and coors both do: ridiculous non-necessary "innovations" in their beer delivery systems, instead of improving their beers. you know what i have always been able to do, with or without hypercolor mountains? tell if a frigging can is cold.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

anyway this game sucks i think i'm gonna watch amazing race tonight even tho i ahven't watched the show in like 6 years

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

vortex bottle, wtf. When you're trying that hard to put bells & whistles on a bottle, you should stop bc it means your beer sucks

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

I presume they are consuming lite beer to allow them to have more beer in total, to achieve a level of drunkenness to overcome being constantly harassed by angry bartenders.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

xp to j0rdan otm -- playing some Madden instead

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)

pretty much the whole existence of any american consumer product is based upon unnecessary "innovations"

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

once u stop being a momma's boy/wearing european-style bathing suits/dressing up like a cat/having dragon themed clothing, then you'll be manly enough to drink miller lite.

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago)

I am reading about plastic surgery, it is pretty boring.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

Hey Jordan do you remember Reichen Lehmkuhl (spelling) from Amazing Race? I met him the other day, had never heard if him before, pretty interesting/cool guy.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

"think Miller Lite is trying to convince people that by not drinking Miller Lite, they are basically emasculated sub-humans. Maybe not the best strategy but I guess like those guys who pay for women to humiliate them need a beer to drink also."

Beer commercials have evolved over the last 20 years. It used to show the guys drinking beer being surrounded by lovely ladies and partying down because they drank the beer (Spud McKenzie). Somewhere along the line it switched over to where the guy chooses the beer over getting a piece of something something (those oddball Coors Light commercials). Now you have this weird metasexual where a woman puts down a man for not drinking a beer.

All I can say is, we ain't right in the head and when you make a cruddy product, you have to go to something else than "shit this is good beer, give it a try."

earlnash, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

it's not even like you can get drunk drinking miller lite, or does saying that reveal that i have a problem?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

when i saw the primetime schedule for this week i was like WELL SHIT I GUESS I'LL GO TO WORK ON SUNDAY AND MONDAY NIGHTS, unfortunately i can only work to 8 so i still get the radioactive exposure that is jon kitna

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Hey Jordan do you remember Reichen Lehmkuhl (spelling) from Amazing Race? I met him the other day, had never heard if him before, pretty interesting/cool guy.

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, November 7, 2010 8:19 PM (46 seconds ago) Bookmark

ha, no

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/#!/Bobby_BigWheel/status/1444815833141248

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

I don't even want to get into those weird ass Carl's Jr/Hardees commercials where they got some girl in Daisy Dukes riding a mechanical bull like it was on a San Bernadino porn set eating a double BBQ burger.

All I know is Marx and Freud would be giving each other a high five if they ever saw that crap.

earlnash, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)

Apparently though if you buy a Nikon camera you can be like Ashton Kutcher and walk around boats taking pictures of random girls' breasts. Maybe beer just won't get the job done anymore.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

I guess he won AR a few years back, was in the Air Force (went all the way to Captain), came out, now is a Don't Ask Don't Tell activist.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

xposts

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:22 (fourteen years ago)

Humor break:

Oakland parking lot, halftime: poor dude was gassed.

:D

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago)

lol collinsworth looking sort of MOB STATUS w/ that scarf

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago)

i went to see pee-wee's playhouse on broadway last night, dudes, and i actually feel like that statement is not braggin 2010 (EVEN THO I HAD BETTER SEATS THAN MICHAEL MUSTO) but rather has to do with this conversation about marx and freud and hardees.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

Hahahaha the cut to Wade Phillips' face after Clay Matthews blew up that run

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

*googles michael musto*

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago)

all i learn from miller lite commercials is that bartenders are str8 bitches

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

that's incredibly meta xpost

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

btw it's nice to see a-rodg working on a beard again. did you guys know tony romo has been trying to grow a good-luck beard since '08?

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago)

was pee-wee's playhouse good?

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

Hahaha the Cowboys, you are just...the Cowboys.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago)

You know those Miller Lite commercials are not a straight up rude as those Howie Long commercials we loved last year where anyone who didn't own a Chevy truck was a pussy. Howie even had some little girl calling guys out in their RAM pickups.

earlnash, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:30 (fourteen years ago)

i hate that commercial w/the "cool kid" who basically calls his parents losers for driving a minivan and then cruises around with his buddy's mom and compliments her car. i want to punch that kid.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

I want to see that story again about the little Packers fan heart transplant girl who met A-Rodg.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:32 (fourteen years ago)

I live 2 give: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/features/mywish/news/story?id=5565969

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago)

Nice "man-step"!

Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

pee-wee's playhouse was amazing! i'm thinking of turning this game off and watching pee-wee's big adventure instead! the real miss yvonne was there!!!!!

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

I love you C-L! For reals <3

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

So, is Dallas still playing for pride, or are they just playing for paychecks?

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

one of my first real adult purchases was a bright teal chair that i refer to as chairy though so y'know

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

I sorta want to see it! unlike all broadway shows xp

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

I am going to watch all of this game to bring the joy into my life that surgery has drained out of me, because thus far it is doing that.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0912/espn_annaswish1_600.jpg

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

Cornerback Al Harris, one of Anna's favorite players, didn't practice that day but came in to spend some time with her. Anna cracked jokes about his hair and asked about Brett Favre (to which players lightheartedly pled the fifth).

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)

Aaron Rodgers on a bike. With a beard. It's beautiful

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

Hahah packers again!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago)

if you can get tix i highly recommend, i lucked out - a friend of mine with theater connections got tix from a promoter but couldn't go. the set was amazing, and there was a piece where they did the blackout eyes thing which was both incredible from a "whoa my childhood" and also a "whoa how are they doing that!" perspective. also it is incredibly filthy. xposts

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

I <3 this game

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

haha the pack gets the ball to start the second half too

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:38 (fourteen years ago)

I hope the score ends up 60-0

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

hardees

at one time in my life I ate at Hardees every Friday. Best fast food shakes. (that was my favorite job)

Goodnight Cowboys.

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

epic

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

I HEART THIS GAME SO MUCH

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

will the cowboys score any points y/n?

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

only thing interesting about this

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

Can't type
Laughing too hard

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

Aw, he was down. ;_;

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THEY WERE OUT OF TIMEOUTS

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

lolololol

Mordy, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

omg lololololol

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:40 (fourteen years ago)

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/5554/cowboysohno.jpg

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

do collinsworth and al michaels not realize the time out situation!?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like jerry jones owes me reparations for this team being on tv

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Ahahahahaha
No challenge/ timeout!!!!

BWAHHAHHAH

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

AMERICA'S TEAM
THE MOST TALENTED TEAM IN FOOTBALL

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

hhahahaha i love when they finally realized it and collinsworth was like OH MY FUCKING GOD

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

Ohhhhhhhh this is so beautiful

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

the second this went down i was like, they need to challenge that! and alex was like no they don't, and i was like don't be mean, and he was like NO TIME OUTS! and we both were like LOL. oh memories.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

GO PACK GO

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

I was halfway through my "Oh OK it's coming back still that was hilarious" post and then they kicked the XP!

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:42 (fourteen years ago)

Has an NFL team ever forfeited the rest of their games in a season? Dallas should take it under consideration.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

congrats to miller lite for making me feel bad for ppl that wear ed hardy

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

cmon packers, hang 70 points on them plz

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

i like how his dragon clothes matched up perfectly to be honest, it's impressive. like the tail is on the pants! but the t-shirt matches up perfectly!

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

people that wear ed hardy, the dallas cowboys <--- not capable of feeling bad for either of these under any circumstances

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

jerry jones otm when he said "1-7" last week.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:44 (fourteen years ago)

U GUYS I MISSED MOST OF THE FIRST HALF BUT HAVE ARRVIED IN TIME TO SEE THIS NONSENSE

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

Cowboys should wear dragon unis

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:45 (fourteen years ago)

oh no, olbermann comes back on tuesday, ending my hopes of randy moss getting that show

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha cowboys alternate uniform, by ed hardy. that would be perfect

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

greggrosenthal
We need to flex the Cowboys out of the Thanksgiving game.

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago)

Wow that was a nice pass.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

America's Ed Hardy Team by Christian Audigier

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

OMGALMOSTINTERCEPTED

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

guys if kitna throws a pick 6 here

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

aw don't let them score

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

i know one die hard cowboys fan

J L
The Cowboys are 1-6. 10 or 9 wins could very easily make the playoffs. Therefore I am not giving up until we have 8 losses. Let's beat the Packers tonight!!!
3 hours ago · Comment · Like

J L
Can we please just bring in Stephen McGee? Kitna is worthless.
39 minutes ago · Comment · Like

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

guys sam shields is the worst football player i've ever known in my life

ban jon kitna

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

lool

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago)

;0

Cowboys!

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

pfft...well at least dez bryant is on my fantasy team, now i'm down to brownie less than 100 pts

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago)

we've all seen the Onion?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

i laughed til i cried at that onion piece

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

Thirty-two percent said that the season has been emotionally taxing for people who grew up worshipping Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, and Emmitt Smith, and that those people should probably go fuck themselves anyway.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

lol NBC the sound you heard is 100,000,000 TVs changing the channel

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:51 (fourteen years ago)

ugh the way to get people to feel sympathetic is not to have this clown on my tv. UGH.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

wow there is no way i'm watching this

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

GREAT QUESTION MATT LAUER FUCK YOU OKAY TURNING OFF THE TV FOR REAL

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

why couldn't rodney harrison have interviewed w?

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:52 (fourteen years ago)

Or Randy Moss

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:53 (fourteen years ago)

I would be totally down with Rodney doing it!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

I feel like I would like to see Kenan Thompson as DeAndre Cole interview GWB

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:55 (fourteen years ago)

i'd like to see pee-wee do it, personally

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago)

every time gwb does that smirk he yells, "do you have something to share with the rest of us, amazing bushy?"

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

ugh someone please send leland palmer to this "soap opera" to kill all of these people before bob costas has to tell us about them in his "way"

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago)

corny as hell

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

wtf is the metaphor

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6731/notoriousd.jpg

<3 randy moss though

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago)

luuuuulz. I want the animated vers of RM nodding solemnly @ chilly

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:02 (fourteen years ago)

god i hate bob costas. only he could sap any remaining fun out of the favre/http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG situation

get off my lawn (rockapads), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:05 (fourteen years ago)

i seriously wish someone would lock costas in a basement.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago)

DAER WADE PHILLIPS, IT IS NOT THE REFS FAULT YOU HAVE NO TIME OUTS

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

or that your team played like ass for 28 min before that

String Yr BLOBs (bnw), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

xp Nah you'd still probably be able to hear him through the floorboards all like "As the great battle between Joe DiMaggio and Ted Williams in 1941 kept America's spirits aloft on the brink of the second World War, so now does this old newspaper keep me steadfast through my captivitiy"

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

msnbc is currently showing a program called "sex slaves in texas". i'm just bringing that up for no real reason. no reasons.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:11 (fourteen years ago)

lol jake plummer reference!! did you guys see him trashing shanahan in the press out of the blue this past week?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

"this is a talented team, they just gotta get it going"

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

it was seriously like, whoa, who dragged plummer out of his opium-handball den to ask him about shanahan-mcnabb?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

I THINK THERE'S BEEN A RAPE UP THERE

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:13 (fourteen years ago)

that's lebron, JM, not kobe, in the ad

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

lol jake plummer reference!! did you guys see him trashing shanahan in the press out of the blue this past week?

didn't see this! got a link by any chance?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

lolxp

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/19711/ex-denver-qb-has-choice-words-for-coach

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

anchorman is on tbs

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

xp thx yo

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

oh man that was a helluva catch

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:20 (fourteen years ago)

believe it or not there's a law & order svu marathon on

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

also I think there's an arrested development marathon on IFC

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:22 (fourteen years ago)

i've been preoccupied looking up italo disco tracks on the youtubes
trouble is 99% of them are awful

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:23 (fourteen years ago)

A 3 hour cut of avatar is exactly what this world needs

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

is the problem with this season that jason witten is robotripping constantly?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:24 (fourteen years ago)

helpful to everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjSs9pQntlg

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago)

HE DIED

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago)

sweet, we totally needed a concussion to liven this game up

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

Come on guys, Roy Williams would be fine if John Kitna hadn't thrown that ball. Flag Kitna

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)

man if I got a concussion in such a pointless game I'd be pissed

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

he's too fucked up to be pissed right now tbh

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

Aww that is pretty crappy. He was leading with his helmet and everything.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago)

oof

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

Wow Felix Jones missed the hell out of that block.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

he didn't even miss it, it seems

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

why are there men in the sauerkraut...?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

yknow I have still not seen a satisfactory pic of tony homo lying like a chalk outline

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

how else are they going to toss it around with pitchforks?

call all destroyer, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

packers post-game meal

iatee, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)

ugh tony romo, you look like an ed hardy hobo begging for money with a pitbull in the shuttle train portion of times square subway station. get a different jacket.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

#1 GIS of "tony romo injury"

http://winnandtonic.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/tony-romo11.jpg

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:36 (fourteen years ago)

i love how they were just ranting about how the rules need to change to protect players and then did an injury montage set to "another one bites the dust"

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/10/27/alg_ap_tony_romo_102610.jpg

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

xpost i think that's racist eli manning!

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:38 (fourteen years ago)

wash post blogger noticed that one of the guys on the cowboys did the john wall dance after getting a sack in the first quarter. ?? how did this ever catch on, it's the silliest looking thing

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

Dallas could do with an extra 11 men on the field imo

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:44 (fourteen years ago)

Oh Dallas

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

well they've just given up

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

a non-football watching girlfriend of mine just texted me "i'm watching football! yay me!" and i was like, oh god i'm so sorry i convinced you to do this if this is your first game

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

Oh no I hope they don't hire Jon Gruden! That would be a terrible way to resolve Crisis in Jerrytown, by depriving us of "This Guy" and crazy nicknames and graphics about Shirts for the rest of the year.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

I would have turned this off ages ago except a) A-Rodg <3 and b) I do so love watching the Cowboys die in a fire

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno maybe she will be like "Wow the Green Bay Packers are really good, and their quarterback is so handsome" and then become a Packer fan, which I am all for.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)

Whereas if she had begun with GB 9, Jets 0, she probably would have just become disgusted with the whole idea of football.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

Jets are a bad way to intoduce ppl to football

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

GB is my #2 team btw C-L. If Al ever moves the Raiders to Omaha, I'll be GB all the way.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

she's already a giants fan because i told her the jets are trash, and we're both from ny. and i showed a picture of ol' eli.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

I appreciate yr support VegemiteGrrl. I wish I could like the Raiders but I grew up in SoCal next to way too many terrifying Raider fans.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:53 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah sorry abt that.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

when i was arguing with dude @ party who was saying IF YOU ARE AGAINST AMERICA'S TEAM THE COWBOYS, YOU ARE FOR AL QAEDA, realized i had iphone with me, finally was like ok this

http://i699.photobucket.com/albums/vv351/Heatwave2010/tony-romo-crying-.jpg

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

It is OK, I am not begrudging the 2010 Raiders success that much because the Vikings are so hilarious this year that I am really too busy with that to even mind.

And I am OK with Giants fans. They are like my 5th or 6th favorite, at least when they are being the good-at-football NY Giants like they've been for the past month. The end-of-last-year horrible Giants are less fun.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 03:56 (fourteen years ago)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

Clay Matthews you magnificent bastard

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

ahahahaha this is just pathetic/delightful

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

rofl

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

omg what kind of terrible party were you at

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ALIVE

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

KingJames Never thought I'd say this about my Cowboys but they are officially the worst team in the NFL right now even though the Bills are winless!

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

Great blocking by Woodson too

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago)

Flock of Seagulls? Bah. They should blast Metallica for Matthews. Search & Destroy! \m/

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago)

Urg. Seek.

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:04 (fourteen years ago)

So, what Cris and Al were talking about: Campo or Garrett? I say Campo. Why not? He's already been the Cowboys coach before.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago)

schef.. wasn't a terrible party actually! i had no idea who he was, just happened to be making my way past to get my coat & got pulled into this heated discussion. i guess his intent was: ask a random person (me) and prove to the rest of the people with whom he was arguing: cowboys are america's team and most people love the cowboys. so of course immediately i'm like COWBOYS SUCK THEY ARE HORRIBLE ALSO 1 AND 6 DUDE

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

lol i know one cowboys fan and he genuinely expects everyone to ridicule him. i guess i gotta admire the dude who is convinced one random person will agree with him outside of dallas?

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

thinking about watching this amc 'walking dead' show instead now

halloween costume --> zombie dallas cowboys

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

dude must have been drinking a lot. there are a lot of cowboys fans here but still, odds are against you

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

So much of this game is so wonderful.

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

Lol

http://twitvid.com/A22ZG

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago)

Also yeah like expecting people in DC to get behind your pro-Cowboys position is really just wearing a sign that says "I am an asshole".

C-L, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:14 (fourteen years ago)

aaron rodgers is v handsome, apropos of a point that was made way upthread

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:15 (fourteen years ago)

A point that is always apropos

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:18 (fourteen years ago)

haha i feel like it is all i have to say on ilnfl lately

horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

I think Johnny Fever's right, A-Rodg might be more handsome with facial hair

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

god zombie dallas cowboys would've been an AMAZING costume

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

xposts lol horseshoe we should just start a handsome NFL players thread

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago)

gonna get you guys in here on the ground floor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw&feature=player_embedded#!

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

I still lol anytime someone brings up giving Dom Capers another HC job. His record isn't exactly glowing in that position.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

THAT'S SWEET

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:22 (fourteen years ago)

man, i'm really not down w/ the idea of giving this dallas cowboys team of all dallas cowboys teams to your 'coaching prodigy'. if they think garrett is head coaching material i think they should just promote campo & then fire him after the season & hire garrett. i don't think much of anything positive could be gained from garrett having to deal w/ this mess this year.

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

i wholly support a hot nfl players thread. someone out there has to counterbalance the deadspins and kissing suzy kolbers of the world who wanna alienate their female fans by hosting trashy fake boob porn threads every week.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago)

Exactly!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago)

Isn't every thread on ILNFL already a hot NFL players thread? Y'all find a way to work it in all the time.

(j/k, I support your new venture)

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago)

well that won't stop, but it'll give us something to talk about during the week if we get bored speculating on who's going to coach the Cowboys/Vikings etc

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

there's actually a really good thursday night game this coming week (balt @ atl)

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

primetime sched is also redeemed after this week

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

Chances that Clay Matthews is an ICP fan/secret Juggalo = 99.9%

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:33 (fourteen years ago)

oh thursday finally starting up, excellent.

v curious to see what the pats look like next week vs pittsburgh..

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

Voila!

#1 In Our Hearts, #1 In Tight Pants, etc: The Official ILNFL Hot Players Thread
#1 In Our Hearts, #1 In Tight Pants, etc: The Official ILNFL Hot Players Thread

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

i'm very curious to find out what a team that isn't dallas looks like cos i don't even know, with this tv schedule.

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

whoa, the jerry jones press conference. "can you put your finger on what's wrong with the team?" "i don't have that many fingers"

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)

that's like cary grant level witty comeback!

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

i just started the week 10 thread and then i realized the week wasn't over, i think i was just excited about the cowboys dying.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

lol you should've left it

THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago)

ok i undeleted it

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ title

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)

Cleveland was up 10-7, with 3:30 left in the first half, and in possession of the ball at the New England 11. In the huddle, McCoy got the play in his ear from offensive coordinator Brian Daboll and said to the 10 men around him: "Brownie,'' with the formation and snap count. And one of the guys in the huddle, journeyman wide receiver Chansi Stuckey, thought: It's go time. We're really calling it!

On the play, McCoy lined up split wide right. Josh Cribbs took the traditional quarterback position, behind center and not in the shotgun. The offensive linemen didn't go down in their stances, but rather stood up; a couple looked around as if confused, which was part of the play. And the 5-11 Stuckey scrunched down in a low football stance directly behind right guard Billy Yates. Like he was hiding behind the 6-2, 310-pound Yates.

(Two interesting points: Yates was once the highest-paid practice-squad player in Patriots history. New England paid him $420,000 as insurance so that if another team wanted to promote him to the active roster, he'd be tempted to stay with the Patriots. And Stuckey was part of the Braylon Edwards trade a year ago, coming from the Jets -- where he was once coached by Eric Mangini -- to be a sub receiver for Cleveland.)

"Hey, 83 in the backfield!'' Stuckey heard a Patriots defender yell, and it caused him to freeze like a statue.

"The play is really designed for everyone to act weird, like they're confused, like they don't know what they're doing,'' Eric Mangini told me last night. "Chaos. Confusion.''

Then Cribbs ducked under center and grabbed the snap. Immediately and almost imperceptibly, he crammed the ball into Stuckey's breadbasket. Stuckey waited for a second, while Cribbs began to sprint right.

"GO!!!!'' Stuckey yelled. On cue, the offensive linemen pulled left to create a convoy for Stuckey. He squeezed into the front corner of the end zone, just over the orange pylon. "All I knew is I had to score,'' Stuckey told me. "Score, no matter who was in the way or what I saw. You've got to give the coaches credit for calling it. [Mangini] gave Brian Daboll the free rein to call anything on his sheet today.''

That's what a team with less talent than other teams has to do. Be smart. Draw things up in the dirt and say, "Why can't this work?'' Daboll, Mangini and defensive coordinator Rob Ryan have shown the ability to do that. Then there's the super-fast maturation of McCoy, who seems destined to keep Jake Delhomme and Seneca Wallace on the bench for as long as he keeps making plays; the Browns are 2-1 since he took over (lost to Pittsburgh, defeated New Orleans and New England), and he's completed 67.6 percent of his throws. Very unrookie-like.

johnny crunch, Monday, 8 November 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago)

i'm suing! seriously, I'm flattered

browns zero loss (brownie), Monday, 8 November 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

re: peyton hillis from peter "the ball thief" king --

And then there's the Hillis deal. The Browns dealt backup quarterback Brady Quinn to Denver for Hillis in the spring, and if that's not a big-enough piece of highway robbery, consider this: Denver has to give Cleveland a sixth-round pick in the 2011 draft, and I'm told the Browns will also get a conditional pick in the 2012 draft -- a sixth-rounder or better, depending on Quinn's playing time.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gNFL2upZE&feature=player_embedded

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago)

So glad someone got that on youtube!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

wait, he's 13 there?!

potholes and esso assos (Hunt3r), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

please give me some background on the peter king baseball thing

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 23:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/07/fun-with-klassic-peter-king-the-foul-ball-story.html

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)

first of all, i think peter king is a pretty great reporter

secondly, it's gonna be hard for BIG DADDY DREW of all people to convince me that peter king is an asshole

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

or actually maybe i should take his opinion very seriously, like if a piece of chocolate cake said "this is also a piece of chocolate cake" i would prob believe the first piece of chocolate cake

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago)

Drew's commentary is beside the point though. King does not come across well in those two columns.

He definitely was a good reporter at one point, but does he even report anymore? He doesn't break very many stories.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:46 (fourteen years ago)

I still read MMQ every Monday, don't get me wrong.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:47 (fourteen years ago)

king's story is basically "life is grand, i pulled this asshole move, i am the luckiest man in the world" and is surprised when people call him an asshole.

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago)

to be fair, that is an absolutely hilarious, absurd and indefensible story

it's kind of what makes peter great tho -- his absurd principled stances against social injustices

poly, i think he breaks a few stories a year, but MMQB & his new friday gameplan column both shed a lot of light on aspects of the league (players, assistant coaches, stories) that fly under the radar nationally

and often you can tell that he has lol old man opinions, but i think he's a pretty trusted voice

J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

he is the javert of sportswriters

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

If not for King, I would have no idea what the various NFL teams offer on their training camp menus.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2010/11/ipt/1289181489.jpg

omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago)

poly, i think he breaks a few stories a year, but MMQB & his new friday gameplan column both shed a lot of light on aspects of the league (players, assistant coaches, stories) that fly under the radar nationally

this is why we hate him - we keep reading his gd column because of his unparalleled access, and grit our teeth every time we have to skip a page about his daughters' softball game or his latest idiotic opinion about the issues of the day - cant believe u would defend this animal tbh

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

who is "we" -- anyway i'm not defending his shit about training for a marathon or w/e the fuck but here's the great thing about the internet: the articles are free! when 10 or 20 or 30 percent of peter king's column is worthless to you, you can just skip it. it's not like you're paying to buy something and you're getting tons of crap that you don't want.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

as far as sportswriters i just like the guys who give me the basics without taking a distributary into latte chat like PK or talking about why women are a subspecies like bill simmons. if PK stuck with his inside info i'd like him more. he's totally fine on TV imo.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

kinda got the same problem when keith law spends 20 minutes of chatroom time discussing sandwiches instead of farm systems.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:06 (fourteen years ago)

the whole sports writer fratboy sub adam carolla shtick (Bill Simmons, even adorable Matthew Berry) is pretty indefensible

Mordy, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago)

& like, clearly there are people out there who are way into all that nonsense, so i'm not gonna begrudge him for putting that stuff in there -- it's VERY MINIMAL skin off my back to scroll down

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

who is "we"

i'm the voice of every free american who hates peter king

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

matthew berry is straight disgusting -- aside from the frattiness, his writing is really terrible

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week:

a. I am not a Will and Grace fan, but my wife was watching the final episode last Thursday. I was cleaning the basement. (What a man!) I came upstairs and plopped down for the last 15 of the show. During that time, I heard an old woman say, "Suck it, bitch.'' I heard the words "d-----bag'' and "balls,'' meaning "testicles.'' Call me the prude of the week, but are you serious? Does my new employer, NBC, actually condone that language in prime time at any time? I must be incredibly old, but that to me is such a pathetic grab at the young audience that I'm thrilled this show is going off the air. That language should be on HBO at 9:50 p.m., not on NBC. I don't know why that bothers me so much, but it really ticks me off. I'm all for the freedom of Howard Stern in the right place, but really, think about it. I'm sure there are many 13-year-old girls who like that show. I know they've heard worse on the playground, but that's not the point. The point is that that language is absolutely inappropriate at that time on network TV.

b. I shouldn't be so naive. I'm sure if they get away with it in 2006, it'll just get worse in 2007.

c. OK, breathe now. Settle down

d. By the time the NBA season is over, NBA training camps will have begun.

e. Coffeenerdness: I took a golf lesson last Wednesday. Driving range, Wayne, N.J. Guy a few tees away looks familiar. He leaves. Says goodbye to the pro teaching me. (Hopeless cause, I fear.) Turns out he's the guy on The Sopranos who walked into the coffee shop (maybe a Starbucks, but I don't think so) and told the kid manager he was from the neighborhood association and that the store needed protection. His line was something like: "What happens if a brick comes through the front window?'' I'm thinking: Wow. I golf with the stars.

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

tbh i was totally okay with paul zimmermann talking about wine if only because it was so "not in character" w/r/t the rest of his writing.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.clickykeyboard.com/2005/keycaps/keys-082.jpg

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

Dr. Z's stuff was the best.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

i'm not saying that i would want to be bffs with peter king, who steals baseballs from seven year olds, but i like his football writing, which is free, and don't mind and/or skip past the other stuff, which is separate from his football writing

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

tbh i was totally okay with paul zimmermann talking about wine if only because it was so "not in character" w/r/t the rest of his writing.

― omar little, Monday, November 8, 2010 7:10 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark

i didnt mind it half as much with z, partly because he seems like such a gracious person and because he never adopted king's oblivious, imperious tone, but when you still consider z's passion for the game and his eloquence it's kind of galling that SI kept him on such a long editorial leash and let that stuff go unchecked for so long

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

All I know is that if you like to read Gregg Easterbrook's NFL column, then we cannot be friends.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

btw peter king actually wrote Patriots Fanfiction once

i cant believe that wasn't exhibit #1 in my case against history's greatest monster

here, drink it in:

DETROIT, Feb. 5, 2006 -- Joe Montana was 33 when he won his fourth Super Bowl. Terry Bradshaw was 31.

Tom Brady is 28, and it's likely that no player -- at least since a young Gale Sayers ran wild for the Bears 40 years ago -- has ever secured a bust in Canton by age 28.

So let's just stop the nonsense that you can't compare Brady with the all-time greats. And let's cease the folderol that some other quarterback in today's game might be better than Brady. The position is about winning, first and foremost, not gaudy numbers. Brady, an amazing 12-0 in the postseason now, is 73-17 as an NFL starter. He's setting the bar so high for future Hall of Famers that no one will be able to reach it.

"Tonight,'' vanquished Minnesota safety Darren Sharper said nobly in an unashamed Vikings locker room, "Tom Brady proved he's the best football player on the planet. And the Patriots proved they're one of the best teams of all time. You've got to put them up with the old Packers and Steelers now.''

New England's 30-17 Super Bowl XL victory proved a lot of things, but we leave Ford Field knowing that we've seen greatness, in Brady and the Patriots, for the ages. Brady's third Super Bowl MVP award was well-earned on a day when the pesky Vikings got to him for five first-half sacks, three from all-world defensive tackle Kevin Williams. Brady, who took six stitches in the chin from a violent Williams sack in the second quarter, finished with the right side of his face a bloody pulp ... but also ended up, most importantly, 20 of 26 for 278 yards and three touchdowns. Two were thrown to All-Pro tight end Ben Watson.

The Patriots made NFL history by becoming the first team in the 86-year history of the NFL to win four championships during a five-year span. Pittsburgh won four in six seasons between 1974 and 1979 and the Packers won four NFL titles in six seasons in the '60s, straddling the pre- and current Super Bowl eras.

After the game, the man who now has to be mentioned with the great coaches of all time, Bill Belichick, met Brady in a dank hallway outside the Patriots locker room and embraced him like a long-lost son. This was a terrific game for Belichick as well, gets credit for more than just the head-coaching victory here. Belichick, who spent the season doubling as New England's offensive coordinator after Charlie Weis ascended to Notre Dame last year was tonight's MVAC -- Most Valuable Assistant Coach -- after calling two gutsy touchdown plays in the fourth quarter that led the Patriots back from a 17-16 deficit with 14 minutes to play.

"You're the best quarterback I've ever seen,'' Belichick said in Brady's ear.

"Well, you're a pretty good coach, too,'' Brady said, smiling, and, because he's funnier than he looks, threw in this Wolverine zinger: "But we're in Michigan. So I can't say you're better than Lloyd Carr.''

"I know I'm prejudiced,'' said Steve Belichick, the long-time Navy assistant and dad of Bill, who spent Super Bowl week, as he always does, with his son. "But I've been around this game since before Paul Brown picked up a clipboard, and the way Bill takes advantage of what the opposition can and can't do ... well, he's the best at picking apart a team in NFL history.''

...

The game was better than the final score sounded. "I think everyone expected us to come in and play like the old Vikings -- you know, to fold in the clutch,'' said coach Mike Tice, rewarded during the week with a new five-year, $6 million contract, making him the 24th-highest-paid coach in the NFL. But Minnesota chased Brady all over the field during a rough first half for the Pats, forcing the QB to the locker room after the vicious Williams sack on the first play of New England's third drive of the game. Up to that point, the teams had traded first-quarter touchdowns -- a two-yard Brady pass to Watson for New England, a 69-yard bomb from Daunte Culpepper to rookie speedster Troy Williamson. For one series he missed, Brady gave way to the ageless Doug Flutie, who completed all three of his pass attempts -- for 49 yards -- and scrambled twice more for 36 yards, leading to a 23-yard Adam Vinatieri field goal.

"That will not be my last moment in the sun,'' said Flutie, 43, who said after the game he is determined to be the first grandfather in NFL history to play in the league.

Vinatieri added two more second-quarter field goals, while the Vikings scored 10 second-quarter points on a Paul Edinger 56-yarder and a 56-yard burst around left end by rookie running back phenom Ciatrick Fason. At the half, Minnesota led 17-16.

Several Patriots said Belichick was particularly serene at halftime. "About the worst thing he said to the defense was, 'You guys are playing like dog dung,'" said defensive end Richard Seymour. "He's been here before. We've been here before. We took a chill pill at halftime and knew we'd get it right in the third quarter.''

They got it right all right. The Patriots allowed just three first downs in the second half to the powerful Vikings offense, and Culpepper, who won his first NFL MVP award last month -- a specially meaningful honor for him considering most of the free world thought Minnesota would collapse without Randy Moss this year -- led the Vikes to only 64 second-half yards. New England played its strange no-defensive-lineman front, with linebackers Chad Brown and Tedy Bruschi spearheading the lightning-quick New England D. Bruschi led the way with 14 tackles and a sack of Culpepper. "Not bad for a guy everyone thought would retire, huh?'' Bruschi said afterward.

"You thought you'd retire,'' he was told.

"Oh yeah,'' said Bruschi, who put off retirement despite a minor offseason stroke. "You're right.''

The fourth quarter was all Brady's ... with an assist to midseason acquisition Shaun Alexander. The Patriots gave up a second-round pick to acquire the former Seahawks holdout after Corey Dillon went down with a knee injury just before the trading deadline. Alexander contributed 62 fourth-quarter yards (and 94 total, on 23 carries) to ensure Brady wouldn't be a one-man team.

Brady's first touchdown of the quarter, an out route at the corner of the end zone, came over linebacker Napoleon Harris from eight yards out with 13:15 left in the game. That gave the Pats a 23-17 lead. After Minnesota went three-and-out and punted, New England ate up the clock like no team ever had in a Super Bowl. Going 93 yards in 18 plays -- and milking 10:02 off the clock -- Brady climaxed the drive with a 1-yard touchdown pass to Troy Brown.

Incredibly fitting, then, that Brown, forced into his 2004 nickel-back role again because two corners got hurt for New England in the first half, intercepted Culpepper with 10 seconds left on Minnesota's last-gasp drive.

How dramatic. After the game, Brown announced his retirement. "I can't imagine any better way to go out than to catch a touchdown pass and get an interception in the Super Bowl,'' Brown said.

This could be the end of an era in another way too. Eric Mangini, the boy-wonder defensive coordinator for the Patriots, said after the game he has agreed to interview with Seattle on Tuesday and with New Orleans on Wednesday. Those teams have openings after the sudden January retirement of Mike Holmgren and the firing of Jim Haslett, and Mangini is the hot guy on lots of teams' lists right now. The battered Bruschi may retire to accept a vice president's job with the Patriots to be owner Bob Kraft's right-hand man. And a quieter loss, but one just as important as the others, may be felt if personnel VP Scott Pioli, who with Belichick built the football side of the Patriots dynasty, accepts a deal from one of the three storied teams rumored to be preparing an offer for him: the Giants, Cowboys (where he would be reunited with father-in-law Bill Parcells) and Bears. Two months ago Pioli ago reportedly turned down an offer from the Patriots to remain for $2 million a year.

Those are matters for another day. After the game, Brady and his new girlfriend, Lindsay Lohan, walked arm in arm out of Ford Field. "Time to celebrate,'' said Brady, who's so much like Wally Cleaver he even talks like him. "We're headed out for a cheeseburger and a chocolate malt.''

"Anything you say, Tom,'' Lohan said. "But can you get Cristal at Steak and Shake?''

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago)

easterbrook's one of those dudes where you read his column and then see his photo and you just kinda sadly shake your head and close your browser window

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago)

lol omar otm

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

i still cant believe easterbrook's in a think tank

*writes 'game over' in a moleskin notebook with a gold-leaf swastika on the front, haughtily slams it shut*

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

easterbrook is the worst because he's just unbelievably smug and he also DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING about football, at all

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

but seriously tom brady fanfiction

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

*writes 'game over' in a moleskin notebook with a gold-leaf swastika on the front, haughtily slams it shut*

― Princess TamTam, Monday, November 8, 2010 6:15 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark

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J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

Cheerleader of the Week: Reader Jake O'Hatnick of Baltimore nominates Heather C. of the Ravens, who according to her team bio is a student at Johns Hopkins University, among the most selective academic schools in the country. You can bet she didn't get in on a cheer scholarship.

http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/easterbrookg_portrait.jpg

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

uggggggggh

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago)

it was nice to see the college football nerd blogs take down his completely embarrassing oregon column

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

The cheerleader stuff gives me the creeeps.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

it's incredibly predatory

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

For some reason when Stewart Mandel talks about his celebrity crushes I find it endearing.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

Cheerleader of the Week: Bryan Law of Independence, Ohio, nominates Christina of the Broncos, who, according to her team bio, works for the Department of Justice as a paralegal in the Environment and Natural Resources Division. This means you could file a Freedom of Information Act request for her swimsuit photo. Wait, it's here. Suddenly, Page 2 male staffers feel an intense desire for the DoJ's environment division to conduct an intensive on-site review of ESPN's NPDES point-source runoff permit.

http://wonkroom.thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/easterbrookg_portrait.jpg

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago)

omar this vomit isn't going to clean itself up.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:24 (fourteen years ago)

For some reason when Stewart Mandel talks about his celebrity crushes I find it endearing.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, November 8, 2010 6:20 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ugh it's the worst with him -- he seems more like a mouthbreather than the rest of them

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

peter king is fine, simmons is fine, matt berry is a disgusting savage, gregg easterbrook is the lowest of the low.

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

the thing i'll say abt peter king is he really loves football and is refreshingly unjaded about shit

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

ugh it's the worst with him -- he seems more like a mouthbreather than the rest of them

Whereas Easterbrook is likely a sex criminal, Mandel seems like he just wants to hold hands.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

lol, for some reason the latter is still more creepy

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

also, sorry to go back to this, but while easterbrook is super gross he's way easier to ignore than PK - if you skip his column you know you're not missing any scoops or inside information. PK has access at least on par with anyone else in the industry, probably better, and he wastes half his column every week on livejournal bullshit - not to mention the fact that his football content is usually packed with inane opinions and favre/brady dicksucking. you called him a "great reporter" but this gross unprofessionalism is the exact opposite of what a great reporter is. you don't see this shit on espn.com, where their major reporters actually report shit and guys like simmons are carefully segregated away in their own section where they can talk about how the nba is like the karate kid or whatever.

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

in a massive pile of jizz tissues next to his bed way

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

pk is 'unjaded' because hes a naive idiot manbaby

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://accmania.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/stewartmandel.jpg

That chick from "My Boys" is sooo hot, you guyz!

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago)

easterbrook probably goes to vegas on vacation and spends his evenings at the champagne bar at the venetian trying to corral a 21 yr old working girl.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

that seedy vibe of a lifetime perpetually pathetic attempts at flirting and the girls laughing politely permeates his column.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago)

this is getting kinda semantic, but when PK breaks actual news in a schefter style it's outside of mmqb -- mmqb obv has lil nuggets of information and what not, but he's usually reporting on things that happened in games w/ quotes from relevant parties that wouldn't really work as, like, a 'separate' news story

my point is that if you don't like his football writing, cool, i get that, agree to disagree -- but if you're gonna harp on his coffee and tv writing (small portion of his columns), what i'm saying is just scroll fucking past that shit

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

omar = killing it

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago)

its about wasted potential

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago)

Harping on stuff is fun, though. :(

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:39 (fourteen years ago)

it reminds me of when i went out for brunch last weekend w/my wife and her parents and grandparents and there was this loudmouthed dude sitting to my left talking endlessly about women and flirting inappropriately with the waitresses and telling the guys he was with, "that girl you're dating, oh she's gorgeous, great body, etc", shit like that. i get up to leave and look over and realize he's with his sons who are like 12 and 14 respectively.

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

i mean those were the GUYS he was with

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:41 (fourteen years ago)

I always scroll past the part where he talks to the guy from Iraq or whatever.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago)

i love that hes always going on USO tours... just what those weary-ass troops wanna see, some fat blubbering retard

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

lol that part of the column is framed like, "peter, you're keeping us all going over here, god bless you"

omar little, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

better him than kid rock tho

also i'm w/ poly

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:43 (fourteen years ago)

kid rock seems like a dude i could chill w/

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago)

i cant get past the weird jackie harvey vibe of like every third item of kings mmqb.

potholes and esso assos (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)

kid rock seems like an idiot.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago)

someone doesnt have to be a genius to be cool to hang out w/...

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

true.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

who is watching chuckie/t.o. right now? ^_____^

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago)

me! chuckie's like "what did you learn from THIS GUY, jerry rice?"

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago)

lol gruden wouldnt let go of T.O.'s hand

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago)

i love that gruden is all "fuck anything about football, let's talk about celebrations"

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:10 (fourteen years ago)

<3 c'mon man <3

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:20 (fourteen years ago)

WHERE IS TROY POLOMALU'S HAIR

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2714/cmonbelichick.jpg

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

come on mann

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

c'mon man

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

lol

Clay, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:41 (fourteen years ago)

that's a college play, and a great one

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:43 (fourteen years ago)

dang. how is that not a penalty for roughing the kicker though?

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago)

if the ball gets blocked/tipped then it nullifies any roughing penalty

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

it's like how there can't be pass interference after a tipped pass

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)

the commercial where nick saban drops a little debbie cake on the floor and eats it while everyone exchanges uncomfortable glances is one of my favorite ever

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)

That was one of the most Ben Roethlisberger plays of all time right there.

C-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

god it's gonna be hilarious in like 5 years or so when ben is too fat and slow to do shit like this and he turns into like megatron favre with these behind the back left handed passes

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago)

chuckie & jaws reenacting plays - A+

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:16 (fourteen years ago)

That's a fun dance, Terrell Owens.

C-L, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

t.o. is still the god

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

i can't hate on t.o. now that he's no longer on the cowboys

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

Good, no fine for the Austin Collie hit.

Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:47 (fourteen years ago)

would have been a decent catch to challenge if they hadn't just blown one

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:57 (fourteen years ago)

awful challenge on the wallace catch, obv

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

Owens catches a TD, obliterates a security guard who had his back turned to the play.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:12 (fourteen years ago)

woopsiedoodle

JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

What if that security guard had been concussed by TO?

~think abt it~

Clay, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

cmon steelers plz implode and lose this football game

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago)

did anyone else just get the ad w/tom brady for nfl red zone? lol, brady is such a dork. <3

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago)

Love to see Owens kick ass while the Cowboys are in ruins.

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago)

Haha wow

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago)

benson. !!!

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

Benson!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

THIS guy this BEN roethlisberger GUY
I call him THE RAPIST because he RAPES defenses
AND WOMEN

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:34 (fourteen years ago)

Lol

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

i meant to post in forks thread that last night berman was using "mustangs" as a verb during the jacory ford highlights

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:35 (fourteen years ago)

Steelers are the first team ever to blow a lead while still remaining ahead in the game.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:36 (fourteen years ago)

Please Bengals beat the Steelers

I want to see Tomlin mad face

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:39 (fourteen years ago)

Wow TO

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

damn

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

awesome

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

Yay!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

Popcorn time

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:40 (fourteen years ago)

Enough with these rookies

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

cmon batman and robin

powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

DALLAS! NOT GETTING IT DONE THROUGH THE AIR? TRY TO GET IT DONE ON THE GROUND! WITH THE SLASHING! SLICING! MARION BARBER OF FLEET STREET! MAKING UP THE DISTANCE FROM THE PENALTY AND IT SHOULD BE GOOD FOR A FIRST DOWN? WELL IT WOULD BE! IF NOT FOR FRANK! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! AT ZOMBO COM! WELCOME MARION BARBER! TO ZOMBO COM! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EXCEPT A DALLAS WIN! AND TOM AT THIS POINT YOU'VE GOT TO THINK THAT JERRY JONES WOULD SETTLE FOR EVEN SOME I.T. HELP

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:43 (fourteen years ago)

oh whoops that was supposed to go in the berman thread but fukkit

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:44 (fourteen years ago)

Lol!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

Dayum Bengals

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

Welp

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago)

so should i go back to watching this or is it a foregone steagles conclusion still?

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago)

its over bro

Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

they can't fine a guy for mime huh

goole, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

is it weird that this game seemed extra ilxy for me cos of a guy named "j0rdan shipley"

goole, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

Haha true

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

had the same thought, felt ashamed

a pun based on a popular ilx meme (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

Steve Young cannot be trusted as an objective evaluator of T.O.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

Do you guys just never watch the Longhorns play or whut

macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 05:10 (fourteen years ago)


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