Wax lyrical henceforth
http://obtuseobserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/aaron-rodgers.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_96Qi693ZMTs/StPQbE5uk-I/AAAAAAAAAac/H3GoQ4k4Y74/s400/eli_manning.jpg
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)
randy imo
http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/randy_moss.jpg
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:44 (fifteen years ago)
totally. He's Hall of Fame hot.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
eli!!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 8 November 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
http://cakerockstheparty.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/brees_ribeiro.jpg
bonus: carlton
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
Aw, Breezy. Welcome!
This needs to be catalogued here for posterity:
http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0912/espn_annaswish1_600.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
hey ladies - what's uphttp://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mike-tomlin.jpg
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:49 (fifteen years ago)
that aaron rodgers's pic is like williamsburg except for some reason that dude is wearing a football uniform for irony instead of a wolf shirt.
i don't mean that as a neg, before anyone worries
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:50 (fifteen years ago)
http://thelegalbroadcastnetwork.squarespace.com/storage/Larry%20Fitzgerald%20Celebrity.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1251039952665
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:51 (fifteen years ago)
yes, tomlin. he used to play, right? first ballot hall of fame, obvs.
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.topnews.in/files/images/Adrian-Peterson.jpg
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)
awwwww
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 04:54 (fifteen years ago)
Aw Larry <3
And Adrian yay, welcome AD
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:55 (fifteen years ago)
horseshoe - cosign, larry fitz. he looks very nice in glasses
― powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
Can we get some defense up in here?
http://www.bay-area-sports-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/richard-seymour.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:56 (fifteen years ago)
that's an adorable picture
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
All the best photos are of him in Pats gear...I'm okay with that, I <3 him anyway
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
are we doing all time, or just current?http://media.hamptonroads.com/cache/files/images/249401.jpg
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 04:59 (fifteen years ago)
Let's do it all!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)
bruce smith looked like he was carved from marble or something imo
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://cache.heraldinteractive.com/blogs/sports/rap_sheet/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/p1-rodney-harrison.jpghot commentators to the thread
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:02 (fifteen years ago)
rodney rodney rodney
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
Oh hi Jim Brown
http://www.playingfieldpromotions.com/admin/img/jim-brown.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:04 (fifteen years ago)
hot running backs for all time
http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/verdict/jury_didnt_see/5allen.jpg
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
I think Josh Freeman's got a cute little babyface
http://www.tampabay.com/multimedia/archive/00113/c4s_freeman032310_113662c.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:06 (fifteen years ago)
wow he is a cutie
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, totally
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
This thread needs some Sweetness
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/1982/0816_large.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:09 (fifteen years ago)
It's best you show him with the helmet on. heh
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
cruisin' for an sb-ruisin' but baby peyton:
http://thepigskindoctors.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PeytonManningBrettFavreEsquireSept1997.jpg
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)
(still my fave RB ever!) xps
Walter sans helmet, not so shabby...
http://www.walterpayton.info/images/walter-payton-5.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
I <3 Osi U.
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/06/02/alg_giants.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
Oh shit, I almost forgot...
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_awACeqK1Eg0/SMc8oFQUtiI/AAAAAAAACW0/gRLgXVqgDFg/s400/mattcassel.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
Osi's rad!!!!
yes cassel
― horseshoe, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)
More Osi
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/08/05/alg_resize_osi-umenyiora.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)
Looking at Golden Tate is sort of like looking into the sun, imo. He's kinda dreamy
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Lx99LST6jEY/0.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
Golden Tate has a Notre Dame stink on him, though. Brady Quinn is similarly tainted.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)
osi wins so much. the baby peyton cover is great but marred by THAT GUY.
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:20 (fifteen years ago)
Happier times
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:23 (fifteen years ago)
I dunno, somethin about smilin' Donovan just gets me right *here* (also <3 <3 DMac with fro)
http://www.themightymjd.com/uploaded_images/mcnabb-709810.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)
can i just say how much i <3 clinton portis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCxWHakFQdc
― powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
Donovan wins big time when he dances. Somebody hit me with a gif!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
Uhmmm....okay I just found this Top 25. It has serious problems. They obviously don't read ILNFL to get proper analysis of hot players. Biggest problem is that JAY CUTLER MADE THE LIST.
http://nflinjury.com/top-25-best-looking-nfl-players.html
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:33 (fifteen years ago)
But the most serious problem may be the intro
All right ladies, it’s that time of year again where all the idiot men on the planet go MIA for the next 17 weeks and then some as the regular NFL Season begins and then we head into playoffs, and of course it all cumulates into the massive Super Bowl event of the year.Just because the boys have something else to completely focus their attention on that’s not your breasts, doesn’t mean you have to resort to picking your nose and staring at the ceiling for lack of anything else better to do. It’s time to be proactive!Even if you don’t understand the game, who gives a crap? Have you taken a long, hard look at the men in tights running around the field? NFL is not hockey with toothless Prince Charmings. You have way more eye-candy options to drool after!
Just because the boys have something else to completely focus their attention on that’s not your breasts, doesn’t mean you have to resort to picking your nose and staring at the ceiling for lack of anything else better to do. It’s time to be proactive!
Even if you don’t understand the game, who gives a crap? Have you taken a long, hard look at the men in tights running around the field? NFL is not hockey with toothless Prince Charmings. You have way more eye-candy options to drool after!
(Shoots writer in face)
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:34 (fifteen years ago)
what an a-hole
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
Can we bring some kind of injunction against this guy? It's like a 1950's Women's Weekly article...YUK
#24 – Joey Harrington (Free Agent – Quarterback – “Mama’s Boy-Next-Door”)
He’s like an Abercrombie and Fitch model who was dressed by his mama who has really great taste, but he’s so angelic looking that you have to wonder if he’s got any real throw down to him when it comes to fantasizing about your bedroom tackle maneuvers with him.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
Also: written by someone with no working sex parts imo
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:38 (fifteen years ago)
Makes me realize how much I love ILNFL
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
<3 u guyz
aww, lovefest!
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:45 (fifteen years ago)
Anyway, back to Osi:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSxJrkXafUc/Sm4pYdyMYlI/AAAAAAAANJ8/5BdOBNJ1rNQ/s1600/vibe2.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:48 (fifteen years ago)
I think I've got a legit mancrush on Josh
http://sportschump.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/freeman.jpg
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/09/Josh-Freeman-Panther-Game.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
my wife is deeply in love with ochocinco
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs264.snc4/39554_452316180263_192889005263_5964523_5389730_n.jpg
― omar little, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
I love his pigeon.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:57 (fifteen years ago)
I have a crush on Ocho, I'm not ashamed to say.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
For Johnny Fever...and all of us
http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/mcnabbdance.gif
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)
why didn't that work, grrr
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:14 (fifteen years ago)
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)
ah, that's better
It's too bad Westbrook is cropped out of that.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 8 November 2010 06:16 (fifteen years ago)
This one is cute too
http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1272366/mcnabbdoh-o.gif
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 06:18 (fifteen years ago)
ugh that "article" is the type of thing i'm talking about - statistically 50% of nfl fans are females. that is why the nfl finally gave up on "pink sparkly shit" and actually started making real t-shirts and jerseys tailored to women! why the fuck won't the sports writing mafia GET this? it's insulting as hell and alienates 50% of the audience from wanting to read your website or participate in all important commenter discussions, which are important for jacking yr strat or whatever the hell people think commenter discussions add to sites.
furthermore - the jay cutler entry, what the hell is going on in the 2nd picture...? what kind of terrifying photoshop is that? he looks like a pinhead, which is the opposite of what he looks like?
also looking at the men's health cover, i just realized brady quinn and dennis crowley are possibly the same person. which would explain brady quinn's inability to do anything besides "check in" to teams ha ha ha.
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
Love this bro
http://images.teamsugar.com/getty/p1/2009/08/15/GYI0058114343_xxlarge.jpg
― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
xpost, otm! Aside from the overall egregiousness of that article that makes me want to shoot lasers out of my eyes, the Jay Cutler pic is terrifying. Like why would you Photoshop him so huge like that? He looks like a scary juicer, and he's all pale & albino looking too... So, so wrong.
Brady Quinn. Dude, just put your shirt down. You're cute but so is the UPS guy. Big deal. Hot "players" are hotter when they, yknow, play. Now go practice holding the clipboard.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Poly otm
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:34 (fifteen years ago)
What about this guy?
http://assets.espn.go.com/media/motion/2009/1214/dm_091214_NFL_PATRICK_WILLIS_ONFIELD_redo.jpg
― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Monday, 8 November 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
don't u forget about:
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/JoeNamathBeaverCrusher.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 November 2010 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
I'm blind from the waves of booze coming off that photo. He looks like a pirate!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
He's more hair than man!
But YES to Patrick Willis. More of that plz
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 8 November 2010 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l390/rustyseabutter/chad_pennington.jpg
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
http://i52.tinypic.com/dqj45.jpg
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 8 November 2010 23:39 (fifteen years ago)
http://i38.tinypic.com/vgr6si.jpg
― powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
<3 u captain crazypants. Soooo cute.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 9 November 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
According to the dream I had last night, the newest running back for the Oakland Raiders <3
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/37b01152.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:30 (fifteen years ago)
yes on rodney
― thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://netdugout.com/indiana/files/2010/08/67847brandon-marshall.jpg
― thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:44 (fifteen years ago)
Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Brandon Marshall is de-lightful!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:49 (fifteen years ago)
get real, kids.
http://usc.ocregister.com/files/2009/02/1sanchez0212.jpg
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 November 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)
no. just no.
― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
http://i596.photobucket.com/albums/tt49/Imrahil/Men/EricDecker3.jpg
(Can't be bothered to remember which NFL team he now plays for.)
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
whoah, one of my coworkers looks a lot like josh freeman.
― powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, 14 November 2010 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
Eric, who IS that?
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
Eric Decker. My meathead of choice.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:23 (fifteen years ago)
Nice!
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
god, ban dr. morbius
― thomas smangalter (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
Let's keep this thread Sanchez free
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 14 November 2010 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
Donovan practicing his vomiting technique so he'll be readyfor the next two minute drill:
― underrated dylan bootlegs I have inadvertently given away (KMS), Monday, 15 November 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)
Since we're allowing commentators and coaches, then it would be remiss not to include our BFF
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/si_online/covers/images/2002/0909_large.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)
all the Manning boys look like Mom's egg was fertilized by a drop of moonshine
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 November 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
Lol what does that even mean? Haha
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:07 (fifteen years ago)
I was thinking Steven Jackson should be on here, then I saw this pic and I had no choice
O_O
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/b97b1749.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
Cute Patrito!
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/aa98af73.jpg
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
He looks like Dolph Lundgren in Rocky IV.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 15 November 2010 05:47 (fifteen years ago)
I MUST BREAK YOU
If he dies, he dies
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Monday, 15 November 2010 05:50 (fifteen years ago)
Cute in any century...
http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/72901/tx_rodgers_throwback.jpg
He's going to be on the Dan Patrick Show tomorrow...they teased that he's apparently in a band with Packers longsnapper. Will report more details as they come to hand. :D
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago)
I think he deserves a place in this thread...even if lightning is for babies...
http://www.mkrob.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vincent-jackson.jpg
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 17 December 2010 05:21 (fourteen years ago)
In honor of the new board description...
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/38/fullj.d2234c79e472e6f9002bc5f8886655b6/d2234c79e472e6f9002bc5f8886655b6-getty-107923831cc121_divisional_p.jpg
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:46 (fourteen years ago)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:47 (fourteen years ago)
oops I meant:
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/f5/fullj.987cf68e55fc3dfff067527183ac1382/987cf68e55fc3dfff067527183ac1382-getty-107923831cc072_divisional_p.jpg
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/a0/fullj.b1bc23b6f03eec0e888a3b86aeb4a483/b1bc23b6f03eec0e888a3b86aeb4a483-getty-107923831cc043_divisional_p.jpg
lolol
― VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 02:48 (fourteen years ago)
Superbowl bump! (fyi I'm going to keep bumping this with A-Rodg til someone comes up with something better, lol)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6p44g0nMFc
― VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 23:21 (fourteen years ago)