"I don't know who the f--- Anne Frank is." -- NFL WEEK 10 [2010]

Baltimore at Atlanta
Detroit at Buffalo
Minnesota at Chicago
NY Jets at Cleveland
Cincinnati at Indianapolis
Tennessee at Miami
Carolina at Tampa Bay
Houston at Jacksonville
Kansas City at Denver
Dallas at NY Giants
Seattle at Arizona
St. Louis at San Francisco
New England at Pittsburgh
Philadelphia at Washington

all i know is that dallas will lose.

proof: deion sanders, just now on nfln, on the dallas cowboys: "you can get fancier and fancier houses, but at some point, you gotta buy nicer furniture"

nice

Nice to know he's not completely useless as a commentator

deion is kind of genius as a commentator tbh, but there's a lot of bluster to cut through

That's the problem, my brain shuts off as soon as he starts...the LOUDNESS and the endlessness of it, find it hard to parse into useful analysis

Especially when they have him AND Michael Irvin on at the same time. It's like a black hole of bluster. Though Irvin is completely useless. I do see the glimmer of usefulness in Deion, much as I hate to admit it.

Seattle at Arizona

I hope this is blacked out nationwide.

haha

Our TVs will hopefully revolt if they don't black it out...some Seattle fan is like, "I don't get it, the guide says its on but the TV keeps switching the channel"

i think you could make a good case that that's the worst nfl match up in like the past thee years -- neither team has even had a string of terrible seasons to make them interesting like clev/buff/oak

also a challenge for this week: can anyone find a starting quarterback match up from the past three years worse than derek anderson vs charlie whitehurst

Actually, they probably cancel each other out. So mathematically, there IS no game

Old Man Hasselbeck will probably be back under center for Seattle, so I'll give them the edge. But still...YUCK.

is last year's week 16 match up of derek anderson (lol) vs charlie frye worse than derek anderson vs charlie whitehurst? i say no

also, are charlie frye & charlie whitehurst the same person?

WHISENHUNT: Derek Anderson says he's the quarterback, does that make any sense to you?

CARROLL: Some. I've just met Charlie Whitehurst. He's here with me now.

WHISENHUNT: Oh, wonderful, we have to get these two together.

Derek Anderson takes a slice of pizza, sniffs it and sticks it on his cheek

CARROLL: I think that would be extraordinarily dangerous.

Baltimore at Atlanta - RAVENS. This is on Thursday night, right? Not that that makes a difference, but I think I'll take the Ravens winning by a point or two on the road.
Detroit at Buffalo - BILLS? Depends on the Matthew Stafford situation, tbh. I'll finalize this later in the week.
Minnesota at Chicago - VIKINGS. I hate picking the goddamn Vikings.
NY Jets at Cleveland - BROWNS. Sure, why not.
Cincinnati at Indianapolis - COLTS. Because...wtf is wrong with you, Cincinnati!
Tennessee at Miami - MIAMI. Once again, I'm obligated to pick the Dolphins, but I'm more excited to see Randy Randy Randy Moss!
Carolina at Tampa Bay - BUCS. Panthers may as well just put unis on the hot dog and beer vendors. Same scoring potential.
Houston at Jacksonville - JAGS. Not that Jacksonville is great, but they seem to be pulling it together in a way I wasn't expecting based on their first few games.
Kansas City at Denver - CHEFS. Because...lol Broncos.
Dallas at NY Giants - GIANTS. Because...lol Dallas.
Seattle at Arizona - This game isn't happening. This game isn't happening. This game isn't happening.
St. Louis at San Francisco - RAMS. Der.
New England at Pittsburgh - STILLERS. I hope this game is fun to watch.
Philadelphia at Washington - IGGLES. I know this game will be fun to watch.

You're starting the Week 10 thread before week nine is even over?? LOL.

Dallas has a nice house and fine furniture. What they need is a good interior designer.

LMAO
click (seriously): http://www.dallascowboys.com

Dallas has a ridiculously huge house with go-go dancers

Can't believe the Chargers got a 2nd round pick for Whitehurst (which they subsequently squandered).

Who said that Anne Frank quote?

Irvin & Sanders are great together imo

Channing Crowder said the Anne Frank thing.

He was talking about the refs being blind and compared them to Stevie Wonder and Anne Frank, then realized he meant Helen Keller.

Hahahah

I can't let go of the Anne Frank thing.

Mike Holmgren or Andy Reid, sure. But "Girl with problems in mid-20th century?"

"I went after him, but he was missing like Eleanor Roosevelt."
"Who?"
"The missing girl? Amelia Earhart? I don't know who the fuck Eleanor Roosevelt is. I'm heated."

"Those refs out there treating me like Kitty Dukakis, all watching me get murdered and saying shit."

I know, save it for the Custos thread, but I can't help it.

i saw that call of duty: black ops ad people were talking about. definitely a little o_O to say the least.

So is Kevin Smith writing Channing Crowder's material now? There's a similar exchange in Clerks II, lol:

Dante Hicks: Have you become so embittered that you now feel the need to attack the handicapped?
Randal Graves: What handicap? They guy's just in a wheelchair, it's not like he's Anne Frank or something.
Dante Hicks: Anne Frank?
Randal Graves: Yeah, Anne Frank. The chick that was all duhhh, till the miracle worker showed up and knocked some smarts into her.
Dante Hicks: You're talking about Helen Keller.
Randal Graves: No I'm not, I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb and blind.
Dante Hicks: No she wasn't. Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind.
Randal Graves: Are you sure?
Dante Hicks: Yup.
Randal Graves: Then who the fuck's Anne Frank?

LOL

You're kidding me.

For real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQof6sxMjp4

Feel like I've been played by a Kevin Smith fan. Never a good feeling.

I kinda feel like Carolina should give JaMarcus Russell a tryout.

i think it might be a good rule of thumb to not bother drafting notre dame qbs.

Has that worked at any time since Joe Montana?

Baltimore at Atlanta ATL
Detroit at Buffalo DET
Minnesota at Chicago CHI
NY Jets at Cleveland NYJ
Cincinnati at Indianapolis IND
Tennessee at Miami TN
Carolina at Tampa Bay TB
Houston at Jacksonville HOU
Kansas City at Denver KC
Dallas at NY Giants NYG
Seattle at Arizona AZ
St. Louis at San Francisco STL
New England at Pittsburgh PIT
Philadelphia at Washington PHI

Joe Montana
Rusty Lisch
Tim Koegel
Mike Courey
Blair Kiel
Ken Karcher
Jim O'Hara
Steve Seuerlein
Scott Grooms
Terry Andrysiak
Tony Rice
Rick Mirer
Kevin McDougal
Paul Failla
Ron Powlus
Jarious Jackson
Eric Chappell
Arnaz Battle
Gary Godsey
Matt LoVecchio
Carlyle Holliday
Pat Dillingham
Brady Quinn
Jimmy Clausen
Demetrius Jones
Evan Sharpley
Dayne Crist
Tommy Rees

it says something when the most successful notre dame QB post-montana is rick mirer.

i remember when mirer was coming out of ND and people were so fascinated by him, i even heard announcers gushing about how he bore a slight resemblance to montana so hey, he's gotta be a star! the 1-2 punch in the draft of bledsoe/mirer wasn't quite as hilarious as manning/leaf but it was good enough.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbjbvfBi9D1qzaoamo1_500.jpg

Wade Phillips has been canned, Jason Garrett is interim HC

CLASSIC

Just noticed that he has his initials monogrammed into his hoodie.

That's his dress-up hoodie (note the sleeves intact).

jason garrett is terrible though, right?

His "going out" hoodie? Lol

Sorry, I typoed Beuerlein, who imo was better than Rick Mirer.

did jerry jones accidentally fire their website? wtf is up with that?

jerry couldn't wait for week 10 either

oh yeah, beuerlein was a lot better. he had that insane 1996 season which was positively kurt warner-like.

i think the last time i saw him in a game he was with the broncos and running towards the sideline with his pinky finger at a 90 degree angle facing out.

oh man jason garrett is superfucked

why is the wade phillips thing being handled exactly like the randy moss thing where no one on the team seems to have any idea this happened and the guy's agent is like "uh that isn't true"? is this the nfl's new 2010 social strategy?

GIS already on top of things.

http://silverandblueblood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Jason-Garrett-Head-Coach.jpg

yikes, it's "Bob" Dobbs!

garrett is the tony romo of head coaches (not a compliment)

He looks kind of familiar:

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spe/2004/feb25football/images/jones.jpg

i posted earlier that i don't agree w/ promoting garrett this season

if you believe that garrett can be your next hc you don't promote him now. if you want to bring a name in in the summer and you want to hang garrett out to dry so the fans stfu at the end of the season, then you promote him now.

yup

this is true

I think Jerry does want to hang him out to dry, tbh

yes

it's not like garrett's offense has been a shining star in an otherwise lowly team. the entire coaching staff should be fired. i guess this is as good a way to do it as any?

he knows the season is lost and is just making the easy move for now.

there is no chance garrett is coaching them next season unless they have some epic run to finish the year. i'm guessing the whole staff is gone.

The whole "couldn't challenge a touchdown because they were out of timeouts" thing was already talked about, but good grief, it just kept happening in the final throes of last night's game. This tight shot of a pasty sad white man on the sideline in a blue windbreaker and white gloves and Al Michaels just cackling over the scene, "Look! he could have challenged THAT, but he JUST DOESN'T CARE ANYMORE. Get me out of here, ha ha!"

garret as HC lmao

screens all the time

even on defense

defensive screens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIdI8khMkw&feature=player_embedded

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/anne-frank-is-not-blind-dwi.gif

<3 u ksk

just lost it.

so proud that my team is associated with the title of this week's thread.

Anne Frank jokes are huge in Miami.

yuk yuk.

we're super educated and sophisticated down here.

Today's discovery that confusing Helen Keller with Anne Frank is a somewhat common thing ranks right up there with all Mormons owning trampolines. I can't put the two together logically, but it makes sense.

no mormons own trampolines.

this is the first google image search result for stevie wonder and anne frank, complete w/this caption

http://randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/stevie-wonder-is-now-using-twitter.jpg
He's as blind as Anne Frank

"How do you piss off Anne Frank?"

"By rearranging the furniture!"

so so wrong.

"also by putting nazis in the furniture"

Also by hiding her diary

80-50 on the season, 9-4 on the week, btw

Has that worked at any time since Joe Montana?

― Johnny Fever, Monday, November 8, 2010 2:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Steve Beuerlein had a couple of decent seasons, but I think he is the only one.

9-4 last week! 69-61 overall.

Baltimore at Atlanta - Ravens, please god
Detroit at Buffalo - Come on, Bills you've got to have something in ya
Minnesota at Chicago - Da Bears
NY Jets at Cleveland - the stupid Jets
Cincinnati at Indianapolis - Colts, despite the lack of WRs
Tennessee at Miami - I like Miami, but coming off a bye with Moss in tow's gonna give it to the Titans
Carolina at Tampa Bay - TB
Houston at Jacksonville - Texans
Kansas City at Denver - Chiefs are weak on the road, so Broncos
Dallas at NY Giants - NY Giants in what will hopefully be a very fulfilling game
Seattle at Arizona - Az
St. Louis at San Francisco - Rams
New England at Pittsburgh - Good game, but I'll say Pitt
Philadelphia at Washington - Skins

Detroit at Buffalo - BILLS? Depends on the Matthew Stafford situation, tbh. I'll finalize this later in the week.

BILLS

http://www.freep.com/article/20101109/SPORTS01/101109025/1319/Staffords-season-over?-Lions-wont-comment

They won't comment because they'd have to admit this and the fact that Suh has been taking snaps.

Matt Schaub, who ducked into the locker room during the fourth quarter of Sunday's loss to the Chargers, told reporters he was fine when questioned after the game, the Texans' official site reports.Schaub returned to the field moments later and did not miss any game time, but the question was asked following the game. Schaub said he was fine, with coach Gary Kubiak telling the assembled media Schaub was "banged up a little bit" after getting "hit in the gut."
this sounds suspiciously like he had to go to the bathroom?

11-2 last wk! am 78-52 overall

Baltimore at Atlanta - heard atl is like 17-1 at home under matty ice?? ATL
Detroit at Buffalo - lions
Minnesota at Chicago - vikings should win but ill say bears in a lolfest
NY Jets at Cleveland - jets
Cincinnati at Indianapolis - colts
Tennessee at Miami - titans
Carolina at Tampa Bay - bucs
Houston at Jacksonville - h8 these teams, texans
Kansas City at Denver - CHEFS
Dallas at NY Giants - nyg
Seattle at Arizona - zona
St. Louis at San Francisco - RAMS
New England at Pittsburgh - pitt
Philadelphia at Washington - iggles

So Matthew Stafford's out again indefinitely. Why don't they just go ahead and give him a bionic shoulder?

I'm all for anything that gets us closer to http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/2/25509-112646-gfs3896311jpg-468x.jpg

Needs two shoulders, apparently. Hasn't he done both?

needs a good insurance policy at this point

10-3 last week, 75-54 on the year

Baltimore at Atlanta - atlanta at home is tough. i'll go with them, since i think the ravens roll a lot on the fear factor sometimes and the falcons seem to be pretty fearless. it will be close though.
Detroit at Buffalo - this week it's gonna be buffalo, i can FEEL IT.
Minnesota at Chicago - part of me wants to say minnesota because them losing to the bears would have to involve some seriously embarrassing failures and i don't want to wish too hard for good things to happen. but i will wish anyway and say the bears.
NY Jets at Cleveland - jets, unfortunately.
Cincinnati at Indianapolis - indy
Tennessee at Miami - titans
Carolina at Tampa Bay - buczzzz
Houston at Jacksonville - texans
Kansas City at Denver - please god let it be KC
Dallas at NY Giants - LOL giants
Seattle at Arizona - ugh, seattle
St. Louis at San Francisco - STL
New England at Pittsburgh - this game is gonna be awesome. steelers.
Philadelphia at Washington - eagles

don't get all this Jets victory predicting, too much on the line for the Browns

Mangini vs old team
Brother against Brother
Braylon vs the city of Cleveland

LOCK OF THE WEEK

plus maybe they'll run the Brownie play again! :D

Mangini vs old team
Brother against Brother
Braylon vs the city of Cleveland

also G-d and heaven and all the good peoples of the earth vs. the jets.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/11/340x_riversgrowup2_01.jpg

hello this is a missive from philip rivers age 8

awwwwwww <3

was pip rivers an orphan?

dont like guy, but thats damn sweet

Rivers was born in Decatur, Alabama, where his father Steve was the head coach of the football team. As part of a fifth-grade project, he had to make a poster about his dreams and aspirations. On the poster, he pasted his face over that of a Minnesota Vikings player who had appeared on a cover of Sports Illustrated.

He is the best. If he didn't have mouths for eyes I think everyone would love him.

vikings + bears?

i hate rivers but he's just mocking the current bears and vikings from the past imo

he knew

there is no way that both of those teams would not be improved if they had listened to 4th or 5th grade philip rivers and just hired him instead of the people they have right now, that is a point to be made.

"my dad was a roach and my mom loved spats"?

big fan of "C. BEARS" endzone chalk, would endorse

I don't like the Chargers, but I actually do like Rivers as a player. He's a loudmouth and all but the dude eats, sleeps and breathes football. To me he's like the fired-up version of Peyton, as far as passion for the game goes. I like that about him.

I want to see the first page of that letter...

rivers has a younger bro who is supposedly a big qb prospect & is going 2 duke

whoa that does not compute

he's going to lsu http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Stephen-Rivers-102144

here's an article about him http://sports.espn.go.com/ncaa/recruiting/football/columns/story?id=5454655

rivers has a younger bro who is supposedly a big qb prospect & is going 2 duke

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe you're thinking of doc rivers son? who is the #1 recruit and going to duke to play basketball

was gonna say being a qb prospect and going to duke are two things in major conflict

rivers has a younger bro who is supposedly a big qb prospect & is going 2 duke

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, November 9, 2010 1:09 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe you're thinking of doc rivers son? who is the #1 recruit and going to duke to play basketball

― J0rdan S.

all look same

lol yea i was told it irl from a friend who lives in raleigh -- problem is, hes not that big a sports fan and not good on details

im sure he heard "rivers" & etc

DID U KNOW?
Phillip* Rivers sang the 1966 hit song "Secret Agent Man"

(*someone named Rivers, maybe not Phillip)

He is also what streams do.

hahahaha

They river?

philip "the tributary" rivers

They river?

Come on.

"Philip Rivers: He Is What Streams Do"...man that's a thread title beggging for a thread.

rivers has a younger bro who is supposedly a big qb prospect & is going 2 duke

please keep going until every NFL quarterback is a manning or a rivers.

http://www.wsrhs.org/pict/awpic13.jpg

"Manning Rivers."

Last week 10-3, for the year 82-48

Wow...this week is going to be a bloody one. There are not many gimme games to pick in this week's schedule.

Baltimore at Atlanta - Tough pick, but I will take the Falcons at home being that the Raven's defense is not quite what it was. This will be a pretty good game.
Detroit at Buffalo- Lions let me down, so i'll take the Bills.
Minnesota at Chicago- I want the Bears to win but I am going with the Vikings so either way it goes, I win.
NY Jets at Cleveland- damn...I want to take the Browns, but if I take the Browns, I will know they lose, so give me the Jets (a total scientific pick).
Cincinnati at Indianapolis- I'll take Indy, but I would believe a Bengal upset.
Tennessee at Miami- I'm going Titans but this is going to be TIGHT.
Carolina at Tampa Bay- whew...finally a gimme, Bucs it is and I hope they don't have a let down.
Houston at Jacksonville- both teams are 4-4, Houston gets the press and J-vill wins ugly. I'll take the Texans, but I don't trust 'em.
Kansas City at Denver- I could believe a Bronco bounce back, but I will go KC on the road (which really at this point is still a stretch).
Dallas at NY Giants- Giants, but you have to think the Cowboys might actually show up at one of these games.
Seattle at Arizona- ugly game...I have no idea, I guess Cardinals as they haven't lost by much in the last couple of weeks.
St. Louis at San Francisco- I'll take the Niners as I cannot quite believe in the Rams yet on the road.
New England at Pittsburgh- Steelers but I know NE will win this one and tick me off.
Philadelphia at Washington- Should be a good game, but give me the Eagles.

Tennessee at Miami- I'm going Titans but this is going to be TIGHT

yeah, sadly, i don't think this will be TIGHT.

jesus daniel you act like the dolphins are 0-16

lemme ask you a question: do you actually watch the games?

cuz i would hazard a guess of "no" based on your posting

some, probably about 1/2 every game (wish i could watch more, but too many other things to do). i have no faith in chad henne.

there are 52 other players on the team & a bunch of other coaches

i know.

qb is fairly important.

the dolphins still have a pretty good chance of making the playoffs -- you're fatalism is absurd

your*

i vaguely remember the schedule gets easier at this point, but still we have titans and away games at NE and NYJ.

i'm really not fatalistic about it. i love this team (still feeling the warm glow of not being 1 -- 15). but i figure our best chance to win against those two division rivals would be playing them at home. i realize we've done better on the road this year tho.

Daniel, dude, you gotta show love!

lol okay okay. i need more faith.

i mean, shit, look around the league -- getting a top flight qb ain't easy -- the dolphins could be doing a lot worse than chad henne (and they have, pretty much ever since, like, jay fiedler)

sometimes feel like dolphins QB position is cursed, post-marino.

no chance of wooing peyton away from the colts this off-season, is there?!?

keep your floppy-haired tom brady.

plenty of teams have had it worse at qb since marino retired than the dolphins -- that's BS radio talk show storyline nonsense

I get the pessimism somewhat...I can be kind of an Eeyore about the Raiders but that's only because, well we stunk until recently...but also because diehard Raider fans are notorious kool-aid drinkers, and I never want to be all "WOOOOO" all the time because that's kinda deluded. There's a happy medium. You hope they win knowing they won't, being pleasantly surprised (or crying!) when they do. But I still watch every game and go to 4 games a year hoping for the tide to turn. I know quite a few Raider fan co-workers who I swear just read about the scores online on Monday and tell me how bad the team is...that I don't care for.

i must say i stay away from virtually all sports talk radio.

that stuff can rot your brain.

even when they're bad, raiders are kinda cool.

So are the Dolphins, dude!

we need cool black uniforms like raiders imo.

but yeah, thanks.

Hold your head up, Daniel-san! That'll make it more fun when the Fins and the Raiders face off in a couple of weeks (method to my madness, see what I did there)

hell yeah

:D

Can't have black unis in Miami. People would straight up die in the pre-season.

teal and black are a foul combo

well, at least we could have poison-tipped knives affixed to our shoulderpads.

you know, somethin' tough.

Yeah black unis in Miami -- hello heatstroke

Dolphin unis are a good decoy though: hey look we have this fun friendly dolphin on our helmet--BAPPITY BOW BOOM TOUCHDOWN.

they must forever stick w/the color scheme of half the cars on A1A circa 1992 imo.

lol don't be mean to us!

Raiders and Dolphins - Only teams with helmets on their helmets.

there should be a helmet poll

Jay Fiedler would have been the best QB in the last 20 years if he was a Bear. He won some games for Miami playing for the stache, more than you can say for the guys who played for Wennstache in Chicago. I think Fiedler's running seemed to get him beat up pretty bad and he seemed to stay hurt all of the time later on and not as effective.

Jay Fiedler would be the best Browns QB since Kosar.

It could be worse.

that's fair. i did like fiedler.

can i give u guys nightmares?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/PR.jpg

MAKE IT STOP

dolphins have awesome helmets

FYI

seriously good helmets don't have to say grrrrrrrrrrrr u ded

they can say, hey what up where's my sardine can I do a trick maybe?

if they ever change their helmets or color scheme i will be so mad

Otm

hey guys please be aware that the titans will beat the fins so your worst nightmares will come to pass and there will be MOSS GROWING UPONE THE SKULLE OF A MANE

i had serious and true lolz at this Yahoo Sports headline:
"McNabb: Me not knowing offense hilarious"

sounds like Shanahan needs to tell him
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n128/stelbel22/Cookie_Monster_Trade-compiled.jpg

http://www.mocksession.com/30fps//TOMIME.gif

YESSS

Let me second the Fiedler opinion up above. I'm a little biased, cuz I played against him in college, but he was a pretty good QB. He led the Dolphins to a few playoff appearances, was mobile, and played awesome for Jacksonville in their demolishing of the Dolphins in the playoff game in 2000.

you played against him in college? cool!

yeah, i was at unh

Huh! What position did you play?

Chad Pennington to start for Dolphins this week.

Huh! What position did you play?

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, November 10, 2010 12:51 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

defensive end

I hope Chad doesn't have a brain fart and start throwing to Randy Moss on the sideline.

You can throw a lot of criticism at Pennington, but the guys a gamer and he's pretty smart. Too bad about that noodle hanging from his shoulder though.

No doubt, he's a pretty sharp qb. In fact, I actually like Miami's chances more now with this move.

Chad Pennington to start for Dolphins this week.

wait waht?

at nose. bit of a gamble.

lol.

Around the NFL, Henne has a conservative label, and Ravens safety Ed Reed termed him an easy quarterback to read following Sunday's 26-10 loss to Baltimore.

hm.

Like this article about Dick Seymour:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/jim_trotter/11/10/raiders/index.html

Seymour is awesome

lol at Abbotts doodling of hatcat

Things that are satisying to draw a simple cartoon of

http://nfllabor.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/playersafety.pdf

this is a funny PDF around page 6

Like that Seymour piece. He really raised the bar at Oakland. Lotsa guys on that team want to be great but don't know how...and for rookies like Houston he can only do good. That's a guy you want in your trench when shit's going down.

that first one on page 7 is unintentionally homoerotic

#10 looks like the runner got morphed into a centaur

sounds like a belichick play if ever i heard one

lol

Buffalo (0-8) is favored by 2 1/2 points Sunday.

This is terrible:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/10/dave-meggett-gets-30-years-for-burglary-rape/

I don't know the Dolphins for nothing, I thought Pennington retired. He's had a year to heal. If the Chad Pennington had a cannon, the guy would probably be one of the scariest QBs in the NFL, not that it matters for much. If Jeff George had a brain he would have been Johnny Unitas.

On another thought, I was thinking about Donovan McNabb and considering all of the hububb and controversy that follows NFL players, that is one guy that pretty much had had to weather now three pretty big media stinks and the guy hasn't really done anything but his job. He seems like a pretty low key guy, not very controversial but other people keep clamming on him as a QB and it becomes this lingering stink of a football story for weeks. What else does Rush Limbaugh, Terrell Owens and Mike Shanahan have in common? "What me worry?" Kind of weird considering the weekly insanity that surrounds some football players.

ok two things
a) what the fuck
b) nice one pro football talk on taking a rape conviction and using it as an opportunity to make...a seinfeld joke?

What do you expect from NBC. It's not like they have a whole lot of quality control at that network.

maybe it's some kind of viral marketing for a repackaged seinfeld dvd master set or something. "doesn't dave meggett raping a college student and stealing her things make you think of the glorious days of seinfeld?!" *slap bass*

b) nice one pro football talk on taking a rape conviction and using it as an opportunity to make...a seinfeld joke?

― THIS GUY (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, November 10, 2010 7:22 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

mike florio

I think you guys are overrating the non-arm aspects of Chad Pennington a bit.

Scocca on the Collie hit:

http://www.slate.com/id/2274230/entry/2274385/

thread title is hilarious, whos quoted

channing crowder

apparently Rex Ryan dressed up like his brother Rob during the Jets press conference today (wig, browns sweatshirt, pillow under the shirt)

this is like Super Bowl week in cleveland

everybody hates brad

Six Vikings players told the Sun Times they would like http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG to be fired but they won't give up on their teammates.

"We got too many good football players, and we won't lay down like Dallas," one player told the newspaper.

"As much as I hate http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG," another player told the Sun Times, "I will keep playing."

This is one thing Chad Pennington can do. He also doesn't throw a ton of interceptions. But criminy, Pro-Football Reference doesn't even have him as an active player...

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/leaders/pass_cmp_perc_career.htm

Knock on Pennington is that that is arm is pretty much held to his shoulder by duct tape, especially now that he has had 3 seasons end from the same injury.

Report: Vikings' http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG not player favorite

Late to the party on the Meggett/pro football talk story. WTF.

The editorializing in that article is completely out of line, and on the nose. Meggett not taking the stand "disastrous". For the serial-rapist? Uh huh. Gross.

"As much as I hate hatcat.jpg ," another player told the Sun Times, "I will keep playing."

^amazing quote

Baltimore at Atlanta - falcons
Detroit at Buffalo - bills
Minnesota at Chicago - vikes
NY Jets at Cleveland - browns
Cincinnati at Indianapolis - colts
Tennessee at Miami - titans
Carolina at Tampa Bay - bucs
Houston at Jacksonville - jags
Kansas City at Denver - broncos
Dallas at NY Giants - giants
Seattle at Arizona - cards
St. Louis at San Francisco - rams
New England at Pittsburgh - steelers
Philadelphia at Washington - eagles

7-6 72-58 overall

Reading that Seymour article linked upthread, I realized that the words "Raiders" and "playoffs" were used *unsarcastically* in the same sentence. No punchline, no rim shot. Still not entirely buying the contender idea but it's kind of nice to see it in print. I watched some of the Chiefs replay from Sunday and noted to Mr Veg, this is the first time in a while that I've been fond of the players as a group. I dunno, it's just a good feeling. I shall enjoy it while it lasts.

I called an over .500 record weeks ago!
I still kinda think they're gonna sneak into the playoffs.

That would make me ridiculously happy!

in continuing sadface news
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-mcmahon-brainstudies

Former Chicago Bears quarterback Jim McMahon frequently walks into a room and forgets why he’s there. His memory is “pretty much gone,” he says.
It stems from his 15 seasons in the NFL during a time when quarterbacks did not receive as much protection as they do in the league today.
“I’m going through some studies right now, and I am going to do a brain scan,” McMahon told the Chicago Tribune. “It’s unfortunate what the game does to you.
“I’ve worked with some neurosurgeons and it’s a very serious thing, man.”

He was on the Dan Patrick Show yesterday and downplayed it...maybe once he realized Dan would try to run with it, he backed off. I dunno. But he said it wasnt that big of a deal and that he's just old.

Cannot overstate how much I love McMahon. Dry, laidback, always with the tongue firmly planted in his cheek..he should be made an honorary Australian imo.

fork firmly planted in his eye

Haha

Tree firmly planted in his yard

btw i love this ad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVERz5D1YEU

yes -- also i have those headphones

GM could not look more like Crispin Glover imo

totally + missing ade btw

¯\(°_o)/¯

"each embodies the bone from which his team is built"

painful pregame imo

millen and theisman... finally in the same booth

nfl network in midseason form *randomly zooms in on some background detail during an interview*

that was a shittier than usual singing of the anthem

how dare you

¯\(°_o)/¯

Falcons killing it on 3rd down

Ugh this commentary. (shoots self in face)

lol flacco

niiice catch boldin!

suiciding brb

they have a lot of time here..

roddy is such a pimp

holy shit. FALCONS

Aww, I thought I was about to score a coup in pick'em this week. Turns out I was the only bozo who picked the Ravens!

Luv u Matt n roddy

ed reed is also amazing

lol amazing at stepping up when it doesnt matter

nfl network announcers almost managed to make that game boring

who called the game anyways? i was watching basketball.

Joe Theisman
Matt Millen
The Papa that isn't Greg

Show almost collapsed in on itself

ok do any of these espn chukleheads understand that 'matty ice' is a play on the name of a shitty beer cause it does not seem like it

ugh fuck Thursday night football. Looks like I missed a decent game. I don't have cable, and that's one less game to follow on Sunday.

"You think it's your game," Flacco said. "You think it's over."

Not so fast.

Not with 65 seconds left for Ryan and White to work their magic.

"After they scored, we were on the sideline. We just looked at each other and smiled, man," White said.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.element/img/4.0/global/swapper/201011/101112.13.jpg

Lol "Touched", like the Britisher usage, ie not quite right in the head. Teee heee heee

i guess ford were worried that their truck ads weren't reaching the important metrosexual demographic in the nfl audience

nice haircut tho. good going, brady.

If only. That's from many years ago.

That ending last night with Ryan was almost like a game in his rookie year against the Bears. Bears had them beat with like 30 seconds to play and then Ryan hit two lasers for about 50-60 yards and they beat Chicago on a field goal.

Bastard (for beating the Bears, I'm cool with them beating the Ravens).

yeah that was one of his best games so far. half of those incomplete passes should of been caught.

I had the most awesome dream last night that Omar from "The Wire" (Michael Williams?) was a running back for the Raiders and we were all sitting down on the sidelines in lawn chairs drinking beers watching Omar get touchdowns. And we was a total bro and we hung out afterwards and let me drink scotch out of a bottle he kept in his pants (that part was weird). But!!! Best. Dream. ever. Fuck I wish you could get DVDs of dreams. I wanna see it again!

your dreams are media saturated!

I yam what I yam

As long as it wasn't Onterrio Smith offering you some Scotch from his pants.

Lololol

But honestly, who doesn't want to drink scotch from Omar's pants...

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lai4k4a9wG1qe0eclo1_r2_500.gif

whup wrong thread but still effective i guess

yeah that works somehow

No that totally works.

it's happening in my apartment right now. three hours sleep for me plus a passed out Browns fan just woke up and is making a beer run. never been into a NFL season like this since 2007. <3

~

~

when it all comes crashing down around my ears I will blame everybody but myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezsmi0T3b6I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqOdkZ-zyUY

damn, chris johnson.

guys this browns team is kinda fun to watch!

maybe i should find a stream for that. started off with fins/titans because, RANDY MOSS. good game so far

how many plays did pennington make it til he got hurt? like 5??

2

that chop block call against the bears was bullshit

classic gus johnson call on that m j-d touchdown

mo-jo riiiising.

seems like houston has gotten worse and worse every game as the season has gone on.

"it's just amazing to watch this minnesota team, when there's an opportunity to take over the game... they don't do it"

chicago bears have very nice hats there on the sideline

looool FAVRE

chicago bears have very nice hats there on the sideline

― powerpoint coordination specialist, chicago bears (daria-g), Sunday, November 14, 2010 1:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i want one!!

Just saw the Blount touchdown. The dude is an acrobat.

honestly chicago bears gear is just nice looking, if i was going to adopt a new team based purely on what i'd like to wear, it would be chicago.

still cannot bring myself to buy anything redskins because thatsracist.gif

Bills up 14-3!

bad, bad job rashean mathis

ugh vy

Go Bills!

That Ocho NFL shop ad is pretty cute imo

i'm not watching, but from the box-score on espn, things look odd in the fins/titans game (pennington out after 2 plays; ricky williams is miami's leading rusher with 7 yards; henne on fire).

DON'T KICK IT TO DEVIN HESTER

i feel like goodell needs to send that email out again

the last jets series was 3 of the absolute worst offensive plays i've seen in several weeks. i mean there was one play where the receivers just ran too far for sanchez to throw the ball to them so he just ran to the line of scrimmage and went out of bounds. what?

shaun hill looks awful

mark brunell sighting!

if the jets had a living backup qb sanchez would not be out there right now

don't kick it to hester!

dear lord vikings, you play the bears twice a year. you should know not to kick to hester!

this is like an old school bears game where hester is the whole offense solely by getting the bears at least into field goal range w/ like every return

everyone should know this by now! never kick it to hester. is that what goodell's email to the league was about?

Oh man, Fins are down to thigpen and the wildcat now?

why did they stop having hester return kicks for a while?

this jets-browns game is a fucking nightmare. these have to be the worst over .500 teams in the entire history of the nfl.

did that baby alien burst out of cleveland ryan's stomach yet?

OH JAY

unconscionable throw by cutler

SORRY CUTLER, LOL

unfortunately no but i just turned it in time to watch jay cutler throw the ball to the vikings so it could be happening NOW

so the dolphins were forced to run the wildcat to end the third quarter and they gained 40 yards on two plays running zone reads

CUTLER. CMON MAN

Oh man, Fins are down to thigpen and the wildcat now?

henne's hurt now too?

2 chads down, dolphins better for it

He's trying to walk it off on the sidelines, but man, I don't know.

damn!, i wish chad would recover.

thigpen was awesome in the one half that he played vs teh steelers last year

what's pat white doing, is he busy this afternoon?

Thigpen was good with the Chiefs too.

officially five players for both teams have taken snaps at qb in this game

I would like a Bears pom-pom beanie please

And Brandon Marshall has thrown a pass. xp

I would like a Bears pom-pom beanie please

― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, November 14, 2010 2:27 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes!

bob griese is suiting up, in anticipation of his big comeback

Lol

dolphins w/o their top 2 QBs and titans with vince young is seriously like ground zero of college plays in the nfl -- already seen the pistol twice, the wildcat, zone read out of the wildcat, we might see an option here soon

lol @ vikings

Vikings now the pillage-ees

good overturn on that texan td imo

i don't know how to say this so i'm just gonna say it: i'm pretty sure colt mccoy is joe lo truglio.

oh good lord percy

Hahaha oh Vikings

I would like a Bears pom-pom beanie please

really we should have some custom made w/hatcat instead of bear

YES

i would wear that 100%

loooooool vikings

finally we have found our franchise quarterback.

this qb committee thing is working out very well for the fins!

C'MON BROWNS

NIIIIICE

thigpen should obv be the starter

this qb committee thing is working out very well for the fins!

Thad Thigennington.

I repeat: hahaha Vikings

g-d bless the cleveland browns.

i love them so much right now i'd trade lebron james back to the cavs for mo williams.

Greg Gumbel re: replay challenges in the CIN-IND game: "Referee Walt Anderson has spent so much time in the hood, it feels like a Spike Lee movie."

COME ON BROWNS

there were some shenanigans there w/ the bengals getting that onsides kick

Greg Gumbel re: replay challenges in the CIN-IND game: "Referee Walt Anderson has spent so much time in the hood, it feels like a Spike Lee movie."

you HAVE to be making that up!

what the hell are the vikings even doing

80

Again: hahaha Vikings

you HAVE to be making that up!

no, swear to god he said that!

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4682/hatcathat.jpg

gus johnson

hie thee to etsy xp

need some stylized photoshopping on the hatcat patch but i don't have it on this computer so..

Daria: OTFM! Want!!!

I want a gif of that Tyler Thigpen slide RIGHT NOW

hold on the jags just scored on a hail mary IN A GUS JOHNSON GAME?

1 of the most unhinged-sounding "ha ha's" of gus's career

I want a gif of that Tyler Thigpen slide RIGHT NOW

haha was it a slide of fear?

yea we won

Psyched for Rams 49ers, you guys

>:(

wish teams would stop handing games over to the jets. shit is getting tired now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHANSI STUCKEY WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

haha was it a slide of fear?

Nah, he got some velocity. It was almost like a slip'n'slide.

LITERALLY TEAMS ARE GIVING WINS TO THE JETS IN WRAPPING PAPER

wish teams would stop handing games over to the jets. shit is getting tired now.

i had a dream that the browns would annihilate the jets, then stomp on their graves.

it was a beautiful, peaceful dream.

fun games so far!

omg that catch

the end of the texans game just like summed up the entire existence of the houston texans

sanchez is very good at slipping out of contact.

this is literally torture

I hate NFL television rules.

I guess I won't feel conflicted doing housework this afternoon

cmon, nick folk is terrible

^^^good post, otm

WOOOO

lol @ cad

LET'S GOOOOOO

this is gonna be a tie

Why do I have to watch GORAMS and not get to see Cleveland OT

fuck, this game

cleveland is gonna end in a tie so you may not actually want to see it

sanchez is v strong

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/kingmole/242F.jpg

I guess you can go ahead and officially send the Vikings season out to sea. They are finito.

So...who are the Panthers gonna take with the first draft pick?

at least there are strippers on that boat

probably d'quan bowers

does a tie help jets more or dolphins/pats more

sanchez is one shifty mexican

lol

def a tie

id guess it helps pats/fins more than jets

C'MON COLT

wow everyone, just wow nice everything.

denvers up 21-0??

FUCK THE WORLD

shit

holy shit

and they cover the spread

that int really fucked over cleveland

explain this, God...

Lol 49ers get an interception taken back bc of offsides lololol

right? just drop the damn interception.

play circus music for those 3 browns converging and not touching him at all

unbelievable

Ugh Jets

holy shit @ gus' "ha ha!!"

"the replay system was inoperable"

bet todd haley made up some new cusses right there

what the fuck happened in the chiefs game

FUCK THIS SHIT.

sry bro

in the chiefs game, todd haley challenged a jabar gaffney td catch, and they couldn't confirm or overturn it because the replay system didn't work

it wouldn't have been overturned but still

lol, dallas

3rd and goal aaaand.. kitna falls down

Troy Smith looks okay. Still going to spend the sunny afternoon outside, cuz fuck the 49ers.

Lol

oh my god.

FOOTBALL GIANTS WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA

meanwhile, in denver..

maybe ppl will stop comparing the giants 2 the 07 pats now

somehow out of all the dallas cowboys team logo gear available to him, tony romo has managed to put together the ugliest ensemble possible. the print on that jacket makes it look like it was made out of muppet fur

So Kansas is *on* the field, right?

Daria is it on of those icky looking hunting/camo things? I hate those

Dallas stomping NYG is the best result imo. It's not like one game can save Dallas' season at this point, but this can help put back New York's.

yep it's horrible. who started this camo thing? i blame jared allen though favre probably had something to do with it

I see a bit of hunting gear at Raiders games...I think someone saw dudes wearing their own ugly camo and decided to make team- oriented ugly camo. Nagl

see if i want redskins to have a shot at the playoffs, i definitely should root for cowboys to stomp nyg but this is just not possible. i've had this conversation before in a number of different contexts. cowboys vs ravens, if a cowboys win means the pats go to the playoffs on a wild card? don't care. RAVENS. cowboys vs kanye west (came up as example when driving home from fedex one day)? kanye west. cowboys vs al qaeda? all the other nfc east fans in this conversation agreed, gonna have to go with al qaeda

why if you are a raiders fan would you screw up a perfectly good legion of doom/mad max look and throw in stupid looking camo

cowboys vs ravens, if a cowboys win means the pats go are knocked out of to the playoffs on a wild card?

Go Dallas Cowboys
Go Cowboy Team
We're here to cheer you on your way
With a great big Yippee-Ai-Ay
Show 'em Dallas Cowboys
You're really booming on the beam
The eyes of Texas are upon you
Dallas Cowboy team

Ride 'em Cowboys hit that line
Keep that ball control
Run the ends and throw that pass
'Til you cross that goal line

Go Dallas Cowboys
Go Cowboy Team
We're here to cheer you on your way
With a great big Yippee-Ai-Ay
Show 'em Dallas Cowboys
You're really booming on the beam
The eyes of Texas are upon you
Dallas Cowboy team

weirdest trading field goals period end i've seen at den

tbh i care more about the iggles winning than i do the cowboys losing

What is "booming on the beam"?

but that cowboys/ravens game, it was also the final game in texas stadium! a really big deal for them, and the ravens ruined it. CMON MAN

also just imaging the possibility of al qaeda fielding a team against a Cowboys team (maybe representing the US in some 1980s Cold War style sports film just with al qaeda instead of the Soviet Union) and i think i would be okay actually rooting for the Cowboys

Lol Daria, I know...some ppl like pretending they are hunting I guess.

xposts

i can understand why giants are losing this one too. they've been playing well, but certainly not at the level the hype had build to (did everyone forget Peyton totally blowing them out or Eli taking weeks to start completing passes?) and the Cowboys were playing bad but also not at the level the hype had build to (it's not like they're the panthers). i bet giants buck up tho and come out of the second half + play to win.

(oops, originally posted this in politics thread lol)

the giants are missing a ton of key players, including the only receiver who learned how to catch consistently so far this season, plus they banned four loko today in new york so they're probably bummed

what i love about the 'train with nfl' ad f/ochocinco is, that is pretty much how i imagine he trains every day

yeah the 4 loko thing

man nyc is completely f'ed without that 4 loko stuff

man nyc is completely f'ed without that 4 loko stuff

what is going on?

chuck schumer is now trying to ban reusable grocery bags because they might "contain lead" - it's like he definitely has a thing against brooklyn, is what i am saying

Giants need cocaine

the lights went off in the giants stadium!

no one can see felix jones for instance

man, jerry jones probably thinks he's a genius atm

Giants need cocaine

EVERYONE DOES

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/1903/darkw.jpg

omg is it a terrorist attack of some sort?

Fuck if the Cowboys win that's a week more of sports talk abt "R the Cowboys fur real NOW" and god could I really give a shit

Spotlight football! Everyone grab a flashlight, let's go Giants

love this idea. hard-to-see. no blood, no foul.

the terrorists are winning this game, yeah. giants need to drink a four loko and do something about it asap

woah. we lost the game feed and they're still playing??

WHAT THE HELL?

nah, they just said they're holding the game - a transformer blew up & smoke is coming out of it and stuff. no electricity. ugh, so they sent us to niners-rams? i blame the terrorists

"We welcome you who have been watching the Cowboys-Giants game," <-- this kind of thing always makes my reptilian tv-watching brain really happy

the terrorists are winning this game, yeah

this is horrible. eli manning overcame tom brady, but will finally fall to al qaeda.

AQD (al qaeda in dallas)

why don't they just move everyone over to the old stadium, i bet it still works

Source tells South Florida Sun Sentinel that Pennington AND Henne are out for the season. Thigpen is your starting QB.

WAHT?

I'm kinda glad they switched to the Rams game because I rarely get to see Steven Jackson move, but he really runs like no one else in the NFL.

@NYPost_Hubbuch: Now there's a brawl breaking out in stands in lower bowl, fire alarms are going off ... chaos. No joke.

according to people AT the game, the power is completely dead in the stadium and the PA is telling them to wait for instructions on how to evacuate.

forget "alternative" games. i want the cameras firmly on the crowd in the dallas/giants game.

this will be good.

kinda curious to see what thigpen can do

i don't think he's a huge downgrade at all

(actually, for serious, hope everyone keeps a cool head and no-one gets hurt).

i imagine when the lights go back on everyone will be covered in blood and troy aikman will be tied to a stake over a fire.

hmmm seems i was wrong

wait why did the players lie down when the lights went out? are they like birds? put a blanket over the cage and they go to sleep?

they are not birds. they are delicate flowers.

lol, love the idea of the lights going out and all the players stopping and lying down on the grass until they come back on

aww. nap time. maybe they have cots stored somewhere nearby

Looking at the standings, I'd say these are the head coaching jobs that might be open for next year.

Most likely--
Bengals
Vikings
Panthers
49ers

Maybe--
Bills
Cowboys
Chargers

overunder on http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG being viking's coach next game?

scoreboard is still off, so that didn't count obvs

Wish I hadn't slept through the morning games. This shit is ugly.

go for it giants!

no they will not!

nj must be so proud of their vagina tower

it's going to be great when this is over & the cowboys missed extra point was the difference in this football game

lol giants are there any good teams this year

nyg worst team in the nfl atm imo

C'mon Giants...it would be an early Christmas present to the world for you to come back and beat the Cowboys and having them blow this game.

and this is why you take sacks instead of intentionally grounding the ball, ELI!

14 penalties for the 9ers

singletary MUST be itching 2 drop his pants in disgust

Oh man, the Niners just had a ridiculous Troy Smith-Vernon Davis touchdown negated by a holding call, which is apparently the 3rd TD negated by penalty thus far. It is sad.

Also I still believe the Cowboys have enough time to choke this game away. I hope they can do it!

Oh man Niners completed 4th and a million!

Plz plz plz choke, Cowboys. Do it for America

Troy Smith is ending Alex Smith's career.

GUYS THE DOLPHINS ARE BRINGING IN JAMARCUS FOR A TRYOUT

smith on smith crime

Ugh, my fantasy team could've used a Davis TD

Troy Smith is pretty good

I feel like if we sign jamarcus goodell should make us go from teal and orange to purple and off purple

Nothing is funnier than an audible "DONK" when a kick hits the goalpost. Well played, Olindo Mare!

loool purple & off purple

im totally rooting for the cowboys here, its a strange feeling

you should easily be banned from everything for saying that

pfft whatever giants cant even pay their electric

these penalties are real life-suckers

Oh Jesus Christ NY Giants. WHY DO YOU WANT THIS TO HAPPEN

how about we just ban exciting plays in football?

BOOTHE u r guilty of assassinating that touchdown!

Maybe the Dolphins are bringing in JaMarcus for a tryout so that after they watch him play they can be like "Yeah, OK, we can talk ourselves into Thigpen."

LOL GIANTS LOMFNL

what a lol turn of events

I think the Cowboys gave the Giants whatever horrible football virus they've been walking around with all season.

huh bradford is p nimble

why did the lights ever come back on

lol what is this mystical scenario aikman and buck are constructing in which the team that is losing to the cowboys by 13 points will somehow get 2 touchdowns and 2 2-pt conversions and come back to win the game?

massive play bradford/jackson

the one in which cowboys.. miss a chip shot fg, burn timeouts because their own guys are arguing with each other, and everybody misses a bunch of tackles...

jesus christ giants it's called OUT OF BOUNDS, look into it

<3 Jackson, he is beastmaster

Usually when games go to Overtime I am vaguely dissatisfied for some reason (i.e. the Jets are involved again) but I could watch Rams-Niners all day.

GORAMS

the manning manningham combo is pretty hilarious, its like ham is a suffix meaning 'receiver to'

lol giants looooooool

hahahahahahahahaha i give up

ELI. damn damn damn

hate the cowboys

man when the giants suck they do it with aplomb

I missed some bc of grocery shopping, but it's not as bad of a game as I expected

Niners Rams I mean

It is like the NY Giants for the past couple of years have waited until everyone is relatively convinced that the Giants are a really good football team and then they just go "Hahaha we're just fucking with you, we're awful". Like after the first month last year they seemed unbeatable, and then...

haha i doubt anyone in the world assumed you meant this giants-cowboys horrorfest xpost

did aikman just claim this was the cowboys first win of the season?

so i guess it's falcons by a nose in the "who in the nfc may actually be good" race

did aikman just claim this was the cowboys first win of the season?

first win of the century iirc.

literally every team in the nfl this year is secretly awful, even the patriots got their asses beat by the browns

vickggles are good!

sadlyjetsseemgood

nfc guys, nfc

there are 4 or 5 good teams in the afc

Beast in the east!

Aw man. Gorams?

i think the 4 or 5 afc teams are fakers too was my point

yeah in 1 or 2 weeks you're probably gonna be able to convince me of that

I feel like the NFC Super Bowl team is just as likely to be like, the Seahawks, as any actual good team this year.

t/b yucks are secretly the best team in the nfl

Haha you guys Raiders are 1st in AFC West!

they have the best uniforms. they are the best.

You are correct

sry rams

NORAMS

I'm glad that the Niner team won bc Troy Smith played well, I just hate that Singletary wins

Bc he is a tool

HOKAY WHO TOLD THIS LIL CANCER PATIENT TO F W/ME AIKMAN OUT

well, all of that was interesting.

now, pittsburgh steelers, please bludgeon the patriots.

Yellow throwback Steeler helmets you guys!

Stfu Costas you are a weiner

No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills!

omg these are the greatest helmets

http://static.steelers.com/mediacontent/2007/04/26/12/Helmet_75931.jpg

Yeah they are pretty great

costas WHY is it necessary to go over the 2007 season AGAIN

"Tom, we've known each other so long. Can I smell your hair?"

srsly h8 u costas, watching the weather channel now

Please ask him about his hair

Yeah that's great Bob you ass

Lol Rodney

***possible haley new gif watch, cussed out mcdaniels?-- developing***

harrison bringing it to dungys grill

Also jake long dislocated his shoulder today, awesome all around

Jamarcus is fat enough to play LT right

Lol yes

Moves about enough to qualify

gus j call in case yall missed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlvOUG8nuZ4&feature=player_embedded#!

i think andrea kramer is rocking the hatcat hat

WHY O WHY ISN'T GUS ON CBS'S A-TEAM?

wow pats on a rampage

anyone else see brady try to chest bump one of the defensive linemen & almost fall over. lolz

mendenhall is a tool

4th & 37 lmao

I think NBC's EKG graphic there is confusing the Patriots being "cerebral" with the Patriots being "legally dead".

Bellichick may need a feeding tube imo

was hoping hines was dead tbh

bill belichick revealed to be undead

eat hines wards brain

not a catch

thanks, n b SEE IT

The EKG graphic was actually a hottness meter

zombie patriots

tom brAAAAINdy

TEAM NEUROLOGIST!!!

Although he sure is like 5 feet tall.

Ugh this is zzzzz

Finally

just got home -- has big ben mistaken brady for a sorority girl and forced him into a bathroom stall yet?

"Brady, so calmly, so casually, so coolly, has it knocked away in the end zone"

lol

Michaels: "There are a couple of things that Rothlisberger excels at"...but rapeyness was not one of them. Confused.

never get tired of watching welker get demolished

OK nfl is against hits on defenseless receivers, so let's replay one from TWO SEASONS AGO several times during the break

wow brady is some mad huh

damn, tom

chill out tommy jeez

Tom teaching the guys the opening to "Shout At The Devil"

what's the significance of the green nbc peacock again?

earth week or some such shit

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_qwciZtAQL4g/RzUWwzfAMSI/AAAAAAAAAD0/N20jgnFMtQU/s1600/greenzo.jpg

It's "green week" on all the NBC networks. That means on, like, 30 Rock, there will be at least one joke about recycling or electric cars.

Hey, Jeff Reed's not a creepy bleached blonde motherfucker anymore.

lol rothsbrgr almost running the clock out

Hey, Jeff Reed's not a creepy bleached blonde motherfucker anymore

There. Better.

<3 rodney <3

army/notre dame at nu yankee stadium? bomb it please.

good call

hey bob costas stfu the cowboys are 2-7

sorry the cowboys aren't gaining back any respect

VG, why of all words to strike did you strike "creepy"?

is dan patrick implying there is a suicide pact between chilly and favre

because hes still creepy see xp

o i c

::not saying anything::

http://cbswods.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/tom-brady-300x400.jpg

PATRIOTS KILLIN IT

someone please tell me they giffed brady and green-ellis running into each other and looking stunned

also STRONG ZINGS being brought by collinsworth on that one: "that looked a little more like jon kitna"