God must have went to the settings and put the game on All Madden, got to check the settings before you start. NFL WEEK ELEVEN

Chicago at Miami
Detroit at Dallas
Buffalo at Cincinnati
Washington at Tennessee
Green Bay at Minnesota
Arizona at Kansas City
Houston at New York Jets
Oakland at Pittsburgh
Baltimore at Carolina
Cleveland at Jacksonville
Atlanta at St. Louis
Seattle at New Orleans
Tampa Bay at San Francisco
Indianapolis at New England
New York Giants at Philadelphia
Denver at San Diego

i'm just gonna guess that whoever i think will win or at least give a good game will lose like a motherfucker.

86-58 on the season (yay!) 6-8 last week (boo!)

Chicago at Miami CHI
Detroit at Dallas DET
Buffalo at Cincinnati BUFF
Washington at Tennessee TN
Green Bay at Minnesota GB
Arizona at Kansas City KC
Houston at New York Jets NYJ
Oakland at Pittsburgh PIT
Baltimore at Carolina BMOR
Cleveland at Jacksonville CLE
Atlanta at St. Louis ATL
Seattle at New Orleans NO
Tampa Bay at San Francisco TB
Indianapolis at New England NE
New York Giants at Philadelphia PHI
Denver at San Diego SD

I have no idea.

77-67 on the season (meh!) 6-8 last week (boo!)

Chicago at Miami - DOLPHINS. Once again, I'm legally obligated. Although, if the Bears come to play like they did in week 10, it will be tough. DON'T KICK TO DEVIN HESTER!
Detroit at Dallas - LIONS. I know the Cowboys have talent, but I don't yet trust that they know how to handle a win and may implode one more time.
Buffalo at Cincinnati - BILLS. This has to happen. Of course, the Bills only win when I pick against them, so maybe I should go with the Bengals.
Washington at Tennessee - TITANS? Who the heck knows.
Green Bay at Minnesota - PACKERS. I don't foresee anything that would prevent this from happening.
Arizona at Kansas City - CHIEFS. We'd all better hope that the replay system at Arrowhead is functional.
Houston at New York Jets - JETS. I no longer hate the Jets. I am now indifferent toward the Jets.
Oakland at Pittsburgh - RAIDERS. Think it. Be it.
Baltimore at Carolina - RAVENS. Carolina is a trainwreck.
Cleveland at Jacksonville - JAGUARS. No hail mary this week, but increasingly good play from younger skill players.
Atlanta at St. Louis - FALCONS. These dudes is rollin'.
Seattle at New Orleans - SAINTS. Coming off a bye, maybe Bush and Thomas are back, maybe the Seahawks get 10 points. Maybe.
Tampa Bay at San Francisco - BUCS. This isn't wise, because it's an East team going West, but I still think the Bucs are more together than the Niners.
Indianapolis at New England - PATRIOTS. The balance of power is shifting back.
New York Giants at Philadelphia - EAGLES. I can't pick against them right now.
Denver at San Diego - CHARGERS. It's November, so it's time for San Diego to win.

8-6 last week, 83-60 on the season.

Chicago at Miami -- BEARS
Detroit at Dallas -- great, this fucking game. well, i hope it's the lions. it would be nice to see the sacrificial lamb kill the chosen one for once. i choose cowboys, though.
Buffalo at Cincinnati -- cincy, but i kinda think it will be close.
Washington at Tennessee -- titans over the $40 million man
Green Bay at Minnesota -- pack
Arizona at Kansas City -- KC
Houston at New York Jets -- jets are playing poorly lately but they'll win this one
Oakland at Pittsburgh -- steelers. should be a fun game.
Baltimore at Carolina -- lol ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville -- browns (mangini has me believing, though!)
Atlanta at St. Louis -- atl
Seattle at New Orleans -- saints
Tampa Bay at San Francisco -- bucs
Indianapolis at New England -- pats
New York Giants at Philadelphia -- gotta say eagles
Denver at San Diego -- chargers

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=snibbe1/101111&sportCat=nfl

lazily executed piece. ilnfl could do a significantly better job imo.

wow, the Steelers cut Jeff Reed. I didn't realize he'd been so worthless this season.

6-8 last week, 75-69 overall
Chicago at Miami - Miami
Detroit at Dallas - Detroit's gonna break that streak in the terrordome!
Buffalo at Cincinnati - Cinci
Washington at Tennessee - Tennnn
Green Bay at Minnesota - GBay!!!
Arizona at Kansas City - Chiefs
Houston at New York Jets - Come on Houston, shut those pricks up
Oakland at Pittsburgh - Steelers
Baltimore at Carolina - Ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville - Jags
Atlanta at St. Louis - I'm just gonna keep picking falcons for the rest of the season so I'll have something to be happy about if they win
Seattle at New Orleans - Saints!!
Tampa Bay at San Francisco - Bucs
Indianapolis at New England - Peyty or Brady? Brady.
New York Giants at Philadelphia - Iggles
Denver at San Diego - Chargers

6-8//84-60

Chicago at Miami -- fins, somehow i feel
Detroit at Dallas -- lions looked v bad from what i saw vs buff & still havent won a game on the road in 80000 yrs - dallas
Buffalo at Cincinnati -- ill say bills;
Washington at Tennessee -- titans
Green Bay at Minnesota -- vikes
Arizona at Kansas City -- KC
Houston at New York Jets -- jets but if ur betting take the pts imo
Oakland at Pittsburgh -- steelers, tho see above advice also
Baltimore at Carolina -- lol ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville -- j'ville
Atlanta at St. Louis -- GORAMS in a stunner
Seattle at New Orleans -- saints
Tampa Bay at San Francisco -- niners, ugly
Indianapolis at New England -- pats
New York Giants at Philadelphia -- gotta say eagles
Denver at San Diego -- chargers

so basically everyone who picks got shithosed last week yn

y

btw this is awful and a little bit hilarious:

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5816234

hmm if the kid was tackled then that rules out Eric Wright as a suspect

zing

also i believe accepted ILX phrasing is "kinda lol but mostly sad"

http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l132/rpaymaster/dolphinswoowoo.gif

ME IRL

Nice 'stache, Jordan!

I knew last week was going to be screwy.

Last week 7-7, for the year 89-55

Chicago at Miami - Hard to do, but I will take the Bears on the road vs. 3rd stringer QB.
Detroit at Dallas - Cowboys
Buffalo at Cincinnati- neither club is quite as bad as their record. Fitzpatrick will be hyped to beat the club the cut him, but I will still go Bengals.
Washington at Tennessee- Titans have come back to earth of late and the Redskins just got rolled. I'll take the Titans, but not as solid as a month ago.
Green Bay at Minnesota- Packers should win, but you never know...
Arizona at Kansas City- KC has been humbled of late, I'll take 'em in a bounce back.
Houston at New York Jets- Jets should win.
Oakland at Pittsburgh- Steelers but it could be a fugly game.
Baltimore at Carolina- Ravens definitely should win.
Cleveland at Jacksonville- damn...tough game to call, as Jville is sneaking around at 5-4...sorry Brownie, Jags at home.
Atlanta at St. Louis- Falcons should win.
Seattle at New Orleans- Saints should win.
Tampa Bay at San Francisco-How much do I trust the Bucs on the road? I guess the Bucs...but this feels dicey.
Indianapolis at New England- Indy is really banged up and NE looked pretty sharp last week. I'll take the Pats but they have been up and down over the past couple of years.
New York Giants at Philadelphia
Denver at San Diego

Give me the Giants at Philly in an upset.

Give me the Chargers at home vs. the Broncos.

GET EM

Raiders at Steelers... damn I would love if we won but I just dunno. Steelers on the back of embarrassing loss, Tomlin mad face. I shouldn't feel doubtful, but boy do I

YOU HAVE REDUCED OUR TEAM TO NOTHING, YOU SUCK

WHY HAVE THE PLAYERS NOT TURNED INTO THEIR TEAM CARDS!

That might have to be next week's thread title.

It's turn in their team cards...

This is so epic...needs to be on the thread incase people don't check out the Redskins thread.

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2010/11/16/1818408/dc-sportstalk-host-goes-on-one-of-the-most-epic-rants-you-will-ever

I just listened to it and damn. That's some beautiful, raw, heartfelt stuff. Change a few names and that's the Raiders. Shit us real.

Hope the 'Skins hear him, fwiw

Shit is real. Doh, lol

get em

hooray for Brian St. Pierre! delightfully wacky. carolina really couldn't find an actual QB? or did they notice that a massive 50% of his (2) NFL completions have gone for six?

I'm sure he's happy to be playing against Baltimore's D!

I think week 13's thread title should be Get Em

I really hate it when people talGETEMk ovGETEMer somebody like that.

I plan on doing that in meetings every time someone gets heated.

lol, thought I posted something in my sleep again.

lol (GET EM)

there is nothing more annoying than people who hate athletes anyway pouncing on this Vick thing

this beating-dogs-to-death thing or this holy-fuck-what-an-amazing-game thing?

basically it's several cat-ladies-in-training I've sung with in the past who have decided that Vick's animal cruelty makes him irredeemable and why do people like athletes anyway *flounces off to practice baroque aria*

honestly i am never gonna be able to be okay with him (boo hoo he will be up all night) because the dogs involved resemble my own dog and any time i think about someone killing my dog i'm not gonna be able to be cool with that.
I get what you're saying though; it's as if vick gets to stand in strawman for all the couchmushroom beerguzzlin boyfriends of football widows. i still think it's kind of nagl to be like "yeah so he killed some dogs so what lol u mad" in the face of that though.
*flounces off to scrapbook*

not that i necessarily think that's what yer doing, to be clear.

Yeah my mother in law is always "Ooh that Michael Vick is a horrible man" and she barely watches football at all. Like all you have to do is say his name and she's practically covering her ears going 'lalalala'.

I get it. I really, really do. But at the same time I find it a tiny bit tiring.

I'm not doing anything but being annoyed off on the side; I do think that if you do jail time for an act, you shouldn't continue to be punished in the court of public opinion for it. (If you do it again, then you should be punished even harder because you knew what that shit would get you.)

I would tell them that but I really don't want to endure the reaction, which would be nowhere near as measured or understandable as yours and would likely include some "all athletes should be killed" rhetoric.

Yeah I've tried the 'Look, he was punished, he left football, he's doing community work and he's trying to make a new life, doesn't that count?" but it doesn't wash at all. Again, I totally understand, but...

I'm not doing anything but being annoyed off on the side; I do think that if you do jail time for an act, you shouldn't continue to be punished in the court of public opinion for it.

wtf kinda logic is this? would you say the same if he killed somebody?

lol at "punished" in the court of public opinion = some people think you're still a dick. what a severe punishment!

that's wrong also most ppl in this case see killing dogs as more inhumane than killing ppl -- if he was drunk driving & killed someone lots more ppl would be all "oh he made a mistake give him a second chance" etc etc -- in fact there are a few dwi killers across the four major sports that most ppl who seriously hate vick couldn't even name

if he was drunk driving & killed someone lots more ppl would be all "oh he made a mistake give him a second chance
"

this is its own problem!

well yes but they're certainly related

i hate vick and rock a carruth jersey

would you say the same if he killed somebody?

... Yes?

OH NO I DODGED YOUR CUNNING RHETORICAL TRAP WHATEVER WILL YOU DO NOW

i don't have a problem really w/ people hating vick forever (tho i think it's foolish), i have a problem w/ people acting like EVERYONE should be hating vick forever & he should be ostracized from society etc

like, the fact that lots of america thinks that driving accidents are basically natural and everyone has DWIs once in a while is a big, fucked up problem. and that doesn't make dogfighting any less bad.

J0rdan OTM basically

Basically, if you hate Vick, you should also hate the NFL players who were convicted of rape, for example.

http://fanyard.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/raylewis.jpg

tbh i think people have heard the descriptions of what happened to those dogs and have been like o_O and don't see it as a mistake but rather as some weird sick behavior, which maybe it was. they look at stallworth, to cite a dwi death, and they see a pretty common mistake leading to the worst-case scenario outcome and sort of "understand" his POV more, even if they think he's a piece of shit.

having said that i don't think vick is sick or twisted

he got the mercedes benz.

hey fans of arguing, this is a great conversation to have somewhere but pls don't fuck up the weekly thread with it.

Your opinion is noted.

yeah cuz we need more posts of ppl shitting out their picks for the week

hmm, hearing what people think about football games on the weekly nfl thread vs iatee's high school debate club routine. which would i choose...

so people...what do you think about football games?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHayx86-M6g

that's wrong also most ppl in this case see killing dogs as more inhumane than killing ppl -- if he was drunk driving & killed someone lots more ppl would be all "oh he made a mistake give him a second chance" etc etc -- in fact there are a few dwi killers across the four major sports that most ppl who seriously hate vick couldn't even name

― big smang theory (J0rdan S.), Thursday, November 18, 2010 5:57 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

eh I dont like this comparison, because frankly yeah donte stallworth did make a horrible mistake that will haunt him for the rest of his life, the outcome is worse than what vick did but the process is much more human and relatable. im positive that im not the only person on here who's driven when they shouldn't have and there's no reason to treat the guy like a malevolent monster instead of a guy who fucked up and paid his debt to society. imo its better to point out how domestic abuse is this amazingly pervasive problem in the nfl that is constantly glossed over by fans and the league alike...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XhC5b2FEOk

http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/image.php?productid=19279

even tho i had declared my new england allegiance in time for super bowl xx i had a marino jersey when i was a kid because that was the only thing they sold in the sports store where i grew up in england.

tbh my earliest memory of dan marino is ace ventura

lol

tbh my BEST memory of dan marino is ace ventura

dan marino pointing out sean young's tucked-back dick is basically my only marino memory, for some reason i didn't see a lot of his games back in the day

what about bad boys 2

"you're the TRUTH dan!!!"

wow was that really sean young

i havent seen that movie since i was 10 years old

yeah the other day i saw that on television and was all "c'mon we have bigger celebrities here now than dan marino. even white ones"

i haven't seen ace ventura in probably 10 months

I watched that movie for years in Australia before I had any real comprehension of who Dan Marino was, aside from some kind of famous football player. When I first saw the Inside The NFL show on HBO, I was like "Hey, that's the guy from Ace Ventura" and Mr Veg facepalmed.

offense tonight is going to be a disgrace to football

oh hey btw DON'T KICK IT TO DEVIN HESTER

Jeff_Darlington So left tackle is playing w/ dislocated shoulder, left guard is playing center & backup right guard playing left guard. With 3rd string QB.

I like Cutler running more over the past couple of games. I guess they figured he's going to get knocked the fuck down 10 times a game, they might as well try to get some yards out of it.

without marshall the dolphins have legitimately one of the worst offenses in football

yeah this is sad :(

more wildcat, less thigpencat

the bears house of cards is about to come down in a very hilarious fashion btw

their remaining sched is

vs philly
@ det
vs NE
@ minny
vs jets
@ gb

that's 9-7 if they're lucky altho that will still get them into the playoffs in the nfc

i feel like if anything the should tank on purpose -- they could still win the division but there's no way they'll get the 2 seed in the nfc w/ that sched -- that means they'd have to host like the pack or the saint or the giants or the eagles -- i'd rather have the first wildcard & have to go play in seattle

^^makes u think imo

i do think that the playoffs are going to be a total fucking free for all

Yeah, if there's a silver lining to this season, it's that the post-season will be nuts.

Basically, if you hate Vick, you should also hate the NFL players who were convicted of rape, for example.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:01 (Yesterday)

What Vick did was worse.

But even beyond the basic crime that Vick committed, his crimes were just so craven and horrible that it's hard to imagine him being rehabilitated as a person. It's easier to see someone moving on from a single act of rape/murder/assault.

I would be much more comfortable knowing someone who had committed murder than knowing someone who, for example, would drown several dogs at the same time and take bets on which one would die last.

ya but what if that's how they murdered people?

what if the dogs were murderers

what if it was an ultimate fighting ring with CHILDREN.

then we wouldn't even need professional football

or dogs

or CHILDREN

actually we would need the children for ultimate fighting

look i get that some of the outcry is cultural and that some of the backlash to the backlash is "your privileged lil mind can't handle how killing snookums isn't as bad as having your sister shot because you don't know anyone who's been a victim of violent crime but your neurotic poodle loving ass gets jumpy if you think of your dog getting run over fuck you" and i even see how sustained acts of violence against animals legitimately FEELS like it's somehow worse than a one time violent act perhaps mitigated by alcohol or abuse or whatever but trying to measure this stuff on some continuum where 1 armed robbery = 3 drowned kittens is a fool's game
this stuff isn't comparable. different shit sets different people off. Some people can't forgive teddy roosevelt for killing a shitton of animals even though he was possibly the most influential environmentalist of the century. i have no issue with vick playing ball, making money doing his thing and would never suggest that, having served his time, he shouldn't be allowed to do what he (clearly) does best. But i wouldn't wanna get a beer with him and i do hope that part of his sentence stated that he's not allowed to own pets in the same way that sexual predators have to stay away from playgrounds.

what if the dogs were murderers

― BIG MUFFIN (gbx), Friday, November 19, 2010 12:59 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

is it a common current of opinion that this season sucks or is it mostly johnny fever riding that train? because this season has been awesome. i love that any team can lose on any given week, certainly over recent seasons with 16-0s and 0-16s. so much crazy shit has been happening. i dunno, i am enjoying and that's about as far as i care, but i am puzzled if everyone else isn't.

yeah, that's definitely not consensus. i've loved this season. i love the parity between teams, i love the shitty teams that are playing well (lions/browns??/raiders??!?!) and the former winning teams that are struggling (cowboys! vikings! even colts + saints secondaries kinda stink!). and some of the player performances this season have been amazing. in that last iggles game i can't stop thinking about that incredibly athletic shovel pass to shady. the injuries have really sucked and i hate that hurt players is becoming the dominant narrative in the NFL (i think it's important to bring up, but i'm sad that there's all these injuries and it definitely makes me feel sad as a fan). but there have been a lot of really exciting games. oh, another amazing moments; that devin hester return punt for a TD that happened a few weeks ago was also WOAH.

I don't know if this is really a trend or not, but it seems to me like speed and like gymnastics-level athleticism is really spot-lighted this season and I really find it amazing to watch a RB break off a huge run -- esp if it's because he's dodging and cutting like crazy and not because he just steamrolled a bunch of guys (which never looks as incredible).

For me the season has been the extremes of epically entertaining games or extremely boring ones, without anything in between. Which seems kind of out of the ordinary...?

i think i like it more where there are a few elite teams rising above the mediocrity, but i don't think this season "sucks"

two things that are at least to some degree possible that could derail this season in my eyes: teams not getting their shit together for the playoffs and those games been scrappy shambles, and the jets getting to the super bowl.

i made a rule for myself to stfu about the jets for a while. it is not going so well.

yeah that's sort of my fear--that the playoffs are wacky and random and no team actually puts it together.

yeah, last year's super bowl was the culmination of two great teams playing really well and that is basically what you want.

"even colts + saints secondaries kinda stink!"

ehh. Saints have the #1 pass defense in the league (and 3rd overall, to whoever was saying that there aren't any good Ds in the NFC)

But between the Saints still being in the playoff hunt and the Vikes and Cowboys decidedly not, it's been kind of a giddy season for me. I mean hell, Romo got hurt and WHIMPERED when he did.

sorta seems like theres a shortage of capable o-lineman? which is p vital to producing a good nfl product imo. idk this is based on teams like miami, bears, nyg, pitt, dallas earlier in the season, if like more than 1 guy gets hurt, fuhgettabtit u gonna get raped

xpost - you can't be too pleased about the sharpening form of hotlanta tho right?

i know that in general it's a given that most nfl punditry, esp power ranking and the like, lazily clings to the tired received wisdom of the day, but the assumption that the afc is so much stronger than the nfc is one of the dumbest parts of that right now. there are several teams that look nice now, hiccups aside, and nfc teams are notching some good interconference wins.

Yeah, losing to the Falcons b/c of a missed Hartley chipshot was a heartbreaker, but I still think we'll take the division. Our rivalry has a history of really intense games at the end of the season that result in a changing of the guard, so I'm holding out for it this season. Either that or we take them out in the playoffs.

the problem with this season is that it's making for a vastly unpredictable fantasy season for rosters, pickem and survival (raise your hand if the chargers knocked you out).

I think we're due for another Raiders/Bucs style Super Bowl.

YESSS (as long as it's not the Raiders losing this time)

lol, btw

Can Tyler Thigpen be the next Tony Romo?

lol thought that was gonna be the bleacher report

Peter King picked the Raiders to beat the Steelers this week.
We are THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS, people.

"I think we're due for another Raiders/Bucs style Super Bowl."

Both of those clubs had been knocking on the door for a while and finally got over the hump into the big game. I think if the Bucs like the later Ravens would have had a good QB, they probably would have went to more than one Superbowl.

What clubs have been in the playoffs that haven't yet won the big one kind of like that SB?

Packers - I've heard people knock Rogers on the fact he hasn't won a playoff game yet. McCarthy got them turned around quick, seeming to have the pieces in place for a potential juggernaut, but after the Giants knocked them off they have been fighting injuries and/or just haven't been able to get to that next level.

Eagles - although this club has turned over quite a bit over the past couple of years. Andy Reid is pretty much Bill Cowher at this point, in that he has won everything in bunches but the big one.

AFC

Ravens - kind of like the Packers, B-more improved pretty quick under Harbaugh and had a shot his first year, but haven't gotten back to the big game. Other than Ray Ray, I don't know of anyone left that was around when they won it all? Ed Reed and Todd Heap have been there forever, but they were not on the SB winning club.

I'd say Ravens vs. Eagles or Packers would be about that Raiders v. Bucs game again.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbeaomBffg1qa7bh4o1_500.jpg

This has been around for a bit, I guess, but I just saw it tonight.

should be "fire http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG"

Basically, if you hate Vick, you should also hate the NFL players who were convicted of rape, for example.

― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:01 (Yesterday)

What Vick did was worse.

No it wasn't. Sorry but Vick did something wrong, served his time, went bankrupt, lost his career, his reputation, several seasons in his prime, and all his money and everything vs Rofflesburger getting suspended by the league for less than half a season and a whole bunch of excuses made for him being a rapist, because what do most people care about women getting assaulted right? right.

^^^ This. I considered Vick a monster in human skin at the time all the details were coming out, but I'm prepared to accept that his mental rehabilitation is sincere, forgive, move on, and be wowed by his game.

daria otm.

seconding daria otm. no way is animal cruelty WORSE than rape. that's ridiculous.

agreed. i'm not sure why ppl need to 'forgive' though, i dislike plenty of athletes for reasons far more trivial than 'raped/tortured/killed dogs for sport'. have no problem w/ him being in the league - he served his time etc - but at the same time definitely have no problem w/ his having a stigma attached to him. perfectly ok to have mixed feelings about his comeback (or unmixed feelings - o great an nfc team the falcons have never been able to handle have maybe improved significantly due to the comeback of the falcons former face of the franchise qb finally devoting the effort to develop as a qb thx to a shot of humility that came from doing jailtime for raping/torturing/killing dogs, it's getting misty in here *cue mike + the mechanics*). ftr i hate tim tebow more than i hate michael vick. can i 'justify' it? no. i don't need to. it's sports.

have any of you guys heard this gem:

"unless you're a real animal lover you can't understand"

hum a few bars etc

(or unmixed feelings - o great an nfc team the falcons have never been able to handle have maybe improved significantly due to the comeback of the falcons former face of the franchise qb finally devoting the effort to develop as a qb thx to a shot of humility that came from doing jailtime for raping/torturing/killing dogs, it's getting misty in here *cue mike + the mechanics*)

haha otm

balls otm with "it's sport, i don't need a reason"
people love to see great individual performances and in many ways that supercedes the individual... i tivo frame-by-framed through a lot of that performance.
public is plenty fickle tho; if vick has two consecutive 1 td, 4 turnover games, the forget-about-the-puppy love is over

uh balls i'm pretty sure you're confusing sports fandom with how punishment and forgiveness actually work irl

but then i think a society without forgiveness is the most fucked of societies

perhaps u r the one who is confused

perhaps

ok sports fandom not real life, opinion on celebrity in sport you don't follow actually real life. thx for clarification.

hum a few balls etc

― balls, Saturday, November 20, 2010 9:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

This is what I thought you said until I reread.

I desperately miss the pit bull I used to live with.

good post about pass rushers this year

http://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2010/11/19/pass-rushing-productivity-whos-making-the-most-of-their-opportunities/

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/liveonline/images/arrington_lavar_l.jpgget em

god is there anything more obvious than merril hoge's son being named Bo

there needs to be a govt takeover of espn programming so that nfl matchup becomes a daily show

uh for some reason i'm watching "silent library" and the contestants are members of the ny giants -- it's like kevin boss & a bunch of linemen -- this is so weird

like, an old man just came into the library & took out his dentures and bit kevin boss on the back of the neck for 20 seconds -- this is so bizarre

kevin boss is kind of pretty cute

dave tollefson has to blend a bunch of italian food and drink it & then he throws up everywhere

sean o hara gets tennis balls shot directly into his face

Chicago at Miami - i did have bears on this
Detroit at Dallas - cowboys
Buffalo at Cincinnati - bengals
Washington at Tennessee - titans
Green Bay at Minnesota - packers
Arizona at Kansas City - chiefs
Houston at New York Jets - jets
Oakland at Pittsburgh - steelers
Baltimore at Carolina - ravens
Cleveland at Jacksonville - browns
Atlanta at St. Louis - falcons
Seattle at New Orleans - nola
Tampa Bay at San Francisco - bucs
Indianapolis at New England - pats
New York Giants at Philadelphia - eagles
Denver at San Diego - chargers

geez, 6-8 last week, 78-66 overall

Hooray! Jaguars game is blacked out here, so I get to see Raiders/Steelers!

i've got skins/titans of course. and panthers/ravens which looks like a disaster already..

man the Minnesota Moving Company needs to get laid off. our o line suxxxx

redskins disaster as well, until the one man gang recovers a vince young fumble

I've got Jets/Houston

Excited for a game of Arian Foster

excited that PORTIS is back for the redskins <3

i liked watching keilland last week tbh

nothing good ever comes out of a rekick..

whelp, the redskins lol-circus is still ongoing

redskins, what did i just say? CMON MAN!

redskinsblog
Stadium P.A. plays Beck's 1993 hit Loser as the Redskins come out of the tunnel.

HA

also, Steelers look stupid today. GO RAIDERS!

rip buffalo

lolllll @ mjd int

ben really forced his way into the end zone there

wtf Raiders

he wouldn't take no for an answer

Lol

"they're trying to avoid a.. a viking funeral here today, and then, another interception by brett favre"

cmon detroit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFE_zITR8o

donovan! wtf

that GB throw and catch was real nice

RedskinsInsider
Titans fans boo their team, and as he walks off, Vince Young waves his hands and basically tells them to bring it. Wow.

note, this game is tied at 10!

damn big ben really got assaulted there

ohhh damn.

Fuck fuck fuck. Seymour, man...

imo don't let me root for your team. I've picked the Bills every week this season except for the game they've won, and the minute I start saying good things about the Raiders, they get clobbered by Pittsburgh.

So it's you? Dammit Johnny :)

schaub sat on the floor before contact to avoid getting hit on that sack.

today we learned that the raiders are not the patriots

lol, so seymour punched rofflesberger? GO SEYMOUR

Yeah I mean who doesn't want to see that happen to Big Ben. But fuck, now no Seymour for the 2nd half

Fucking Steelers

Richard Seymour with the Jhoon Rhee open hand chop to Ben Roethlisberger grill

hahahaha, nice. nobody bothers me..

I mean, fucking Raiders but why did it have to be against the Steelers. Want to metaphorically pound their faces by winning, not actually punching them and losing

great stop buffalo.

Women everywhere are giving Richard Seymour a standing ovation for bitch-slapping Big Ben in the face #RealTalk #NFL

^^^ next week thread title? unless something even crazier happens

YES

only if we leave #RealTalk #NFL in it

otm

standing ovariation

def have to leave #RealTalk #NFL in there. GET EM

Can combine GET EM with the standing ovation tweet.

Yes!

If anyone finds a gif of that Seymour hit...oh that wd be glorious

eat it sanchez

Really enjoying Packers-Vikings, you guys.

I like that that stupid sack came right after Dierdorf complimented Sanchez for making smart moves after he gets out of the pocket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrLzYmlQiks

oh shiiiiiit. cowboys punt return. 96 yards.

calamitous fuck up by that detroit player who kept the ball live

<3 u Daria

that clip is hilarious, thank u daria

it took the cowboys 39 minutes to get 100 yards of offence against detroit? and they have 21 points?

O fuck Raiders are so screwed

crazy fan just ran onto jets field for some good lols

drunk civilian on the field at Jets game -- both sidelines were cracking up
xp

On the upside Steelers are pretty lol on offense right now

dez has 3 catches for 8 yards.... with a long of 12

if someone rushes the field @ a game the athletes should have 100% carte blanche to jack fools

Kinda like Sanchito celebrating the TD by pretending to be an airplane. Dude is committed to being a Jet, I guess.

like, THAT would not only be practical but cool to watch some 400 lbs dudes rain on some drunk fat dude, or a mexican

Lamarr Houston!

every santonio td is the same play -- is it really that hard to tackle the guy?

well the bills have turned a 28-7 deficit into a 31-28 deficit, and yes gus johnson is doing that game

if someone rushes the field @ a game the athletes should have 100% carte blanche to jack fools

this def happened during 2008 redskins game but i can't remember who decked the guy

hahahahahaha james harrison lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

JUST RETIRE, JAMES

there have been some bullshit calls against the Steelers' D this game

This is one ugly-ass game

Bruuuuuuuce is warming up

can we cut away from this jetes game yet

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=rotheseburgehergh

jason campbell really needed to play almost a full three quarters today

there are a whole lot of pathetic things going on in the vikes game

but the most telling thing is chris cook and ray edwards openly yelling at each other on the sidelines, chilly has totally lost control

go Bills!

Oh raiderpaws

wow buffalo. this fitzpatrick-johnson tandem is something else.

Aaron Rodgers skipping is maybe my favorite thing.

st. pierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ePwDySjVdyo/TOmBpHti-PI/AAAAAAAAANs/V_vgPK4yVC8/seymour.gif

Yay Johnny. Makes up for you making the Raiders lose :)

OK maybe the Richard Seymour thing is my favorite thing.

If I had a gun I would probably shoot my tv right about now

this steelers defense is dominant

Have been watching this game on mute but just saw "And they're chanting Fire http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG".

look out, Jets

WHY TER VOICES LIEK THAT

god, skins/titans announcers, some of them are awful. "that's jeff fisher making a note to himself: keep your time outs"

uh.. jeff fisher has been a head coach in the league for what, 13 years now? i think he knows?

Aaron Rodgers skipping

?! gif plz

Steve Johnson is killing my fantasy team today

I thought I told you to pick up Johnson a few weeks ago.

wow, just terrible INT from titans

WOW. was that ed reed with that lateral??

yeah the fire chilly chants were loud as fuck a minute ago

CMON HOUSTON!!!!!

FOSTER!

how do you guys watch so many games? do you have no rooting interest team?

can't believe they awarded that foster TD but i can come to terms with it.

can we cut away from this jetes game yet

― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, November 21, 2010 3:18 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Foster TD was legit, though.

I thought I told you to pick up Johnson a few weeks ago.

You did, but someone beat me to it!

do you have no rooting interest team?

― there was usic in the cafes at night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, November 21, 2010 2:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

- dolphins played on thurs
- also i never get them on my actual tv so i can watch two games at once

THE SANCHIZE

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Houston!

I picked the Jets to win, but I'll sacrifice those points gladly to see them lose.

Rex Ryan's going to go off his diet and eat one of his players.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE LETS LOSING UNTIL THEY LOSE

the lets

would not put it past the jets to score off a houston kneel

YEA TEXAS

SAD LT

the jets house of cards collapses -- should be their third straight loss

sanchez doing that plane wings touchdown move was one of the most hateable things I have seen in awhile.

guys how is buffalo winning now?

Awww, Redskins bench was so excited until it turned out the kick was short.

xp because jesus loves football

bengals iirc

"Mark Sanchez career in 4th Qtr: TD 2. INT 11."

holy shit

oh no

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING JETS!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Oooh maybe CBS reverse jinxed him, though.

how is this even possible

rip buffalo

― omar little

nm!

This Raiders/Steelers game has totally bummed me out

JASON ALLEN NOOOO

i assume jets winning now!?! maybe it's better my daughter wanted to watch barbie: fashion princess.

there are no words

ugh. just saw espn. n/m.

The Jets are the LSU of pro football.

i assume jets winning now!?! maybe it's better my daughter wanted to watch barbie: fashion princess.

― Daniel, Esq., Sunday, November 21, 2010 4:10 PM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ good week for thred titles imo

Awww the Houston Texans, you are the most ridiculous team.

jets = horrible team of destiny for the end-times.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE LETS LOSING UNTIL THEY LOSE

how are you people not learning this???

fuckin hell

O_O

this is bad and wrong and I'm sorry for the part I have played in making it happen

feel like i am in hades and the jets pulling out improbable wins week after week for all of eternity is my ironic punishment.

achilles heel does not really describe the texans pass defense

there has to be something else

if only braylon edwards had torn an acl there

Football sucks, guys

the one silver lining in all of this is that needing three absolute miracles to beat three non-playoff teams is not a sustainable model of success in the NFL

McNabb interception!

xp spare a thought for the MN crew, who don't even have the vikes to laugh at as a consolation

rooting so hard for the pats today

seriously hate the colts

at this point, i'm ABNYJ, so i'll be happy with colts or -- lord help me -- even the pats.

WOOOOOO

brandon!

whatever holes merriweather might have in his game, dude can make an int

boom

i have infomercials instead of colts/pats why again

because you have a boring tuna life and your tv wants you to stop?

<3 u big sey

BILLS IMO

Why do I keep starting Peyton over Rofflesberger in the ILFNL Jr. league? This has not worked to my advantage ONE time!

Um guys who put buffalo on all madden?! WTF!

Also, REDSKINS

so who is there to catch the ball for IND

(no one, apparently)

ball is going to collie and garcon

I hope someone got a pic of Belichick earlier with his Jack Abramoff lookin black fedora. Did I imagine that?

who is there to run the ball on IND, more accurately

xp it was a paul brown tribute last week apparently

tommy throwin' lasers. watch him get picked now.

wow, awesome bull rush.

::afraid to say anything::

lolllll

fucking midget crew on that td

yeah, full rotation. lovely.

man i've resisting doing this for weeks but i can't anymore--

"lemme tell you something, danny woodhead is a FOOTBALL PLAYER"

::still terrified to make any other comments::

::afraid to say anything::

LOL. scarred by 3 weeks of the jets, colts game last season and the 2006 afc championship game

Um was there a Colts receiver within 5 yards of that pass?!

seriously hate the colts

― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 21, 2010 4:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

colts are awesome bro, enjoy rooting for the hitlers?

rs it's stunning to what extent the pats/colts reg season matchup has predicted shit in the playoffs

2xp the first int was the same. maybe busted routes.

i don't have the history in front of me but this is a huge, huge game

I love the Patriots offense as currently assembled. Every guy does something well. Branch with the heads up roll for the first down ... Woodhead with the great draw plays and screens ... Morris is great on short runs and blocking ... G-E is a solid downhill runner ... Tate with the speed ... the tight ends. Love the way they assemble an offense.

Can't wait for the Sunday Night game btw

funny sequence in the Niners-Bucs game: Singletary took too long to decide to go for it on 4th down, so had to call a timeout. Then there was a fumble just as they were going to a Game Break, and the announcer Chris Myers tried to stop the Game Break but was UNSUCCESSFUL. They showed a clip from the Atlanta-STL game while the fumble was being resolved.

yea u cant stop a gamebraek

also the 9ers are godawful

so i only just noticed the Green Bay-Minnesota score from earlier. :D :D :D

Niners have not been shut out at home since 1977... that is a real possibility here.

seems like josh freeman is turning into a decent qb

theyve run only 39 plays so far. tampa has ttly owned them

too easy

"a small number of heart-related deaths were seen in studies"

...

are there really that many ppl w/ GOUT that its financially sensible 2 advertise during nfl

Pretty sure Alex Smith would've been the better start against this defense. Tampa never blitzes, so there's always a spy back in coverage, and Troy Smith isn't a good enough quarterback to pick that coverage apart yet.

hey johnny crunch glad you're alive--how was the loko

ty cad it was an ~xperience~

:)

did it clear up your gout? if not i have a recommendation.

Smith looked like he had a lane to run in on 4th and 3 to pick up the first down, but ineffectively heaved it down the field instead.

wrong decision brady

EARN YR MONEY

patriots just can't play the colts with a 4th quarter lead. they have had no answer to this situation for several years now.

colts do this in the 4th against every team when they're down

brian billick i think just used 'bodyrock' as a verb

xp i guess i am thinking more about pats playcalling on both sides of the ball and offensive execution, more than the inevitable manning juggernaut

yeah that's part of it no doubt

VINCE

he is oddly athletic

holy shit

not even watching this game but THAT'S MY PEYTY

peyton is slowly gutting my fantasy team second by second

benjy benjy benjy

also apparently matt ryan pooped himself during the game? -- reports unconfirmed, maybe a dear old friend of ours can fill us in

http://bit.ly/di1ACL

jesus christ almighty

let's get a real qb with that oakland pick instead of this joker.

ZOMG

fuck it i am turning this game on

Okay, so maybe starting Peyton over Roffles will end up not hurting me after all.

in every colts/pats game ever... CMON MAN. get a stop!

can't keep putting backs deep and giving manning the curl routes. that's not actually a solution.

yeah not anymore

listening to phil simms right now is like if you were watching football in your living room and all of a suddent your chimney started speaking

like, it's physically paining me right now

hahahahah

^lol & otm

v lol

really phil simms should not be

i have loved this game

right when i read jordans joke my bf started complaining about phil simms btw

was sure that would be today's p.i.

REGGIE

god they're gonna throw a TD

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH YEAH!!!!

well fuck

PEYTY NOOOOOOOOOOO

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_f3fTVkavMVg/SbgXMk2UXEI/AAAAAAAABbE/k2yJ49jnudo/s400/evil_kool_aid.jpg

holy fuckin shit

too greedy

yup

maybe it is time to retire

Ahahahahahahahahaha

incredible

not only will i win my bet that the pats will win, but i will have predicted the final score perfectly otmly!!!! <first time

That was a really good move to make that INT, but Manning has just been making poor throwing decisions in the most pressured situations possible.

you're too greedy >:[

wow roxy

"otmly" is my new favorite word.

u blew it peyton
u fucking blew it

luv u anyway, just luv pats more

man alive, so great and yet so unsatisfying.

i am so happy right now

maybe it is time to retire

― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, November 21, 2010 7:06 PM (48 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i'll retire you!

lol :D

he totally blew it, but i still hate you, pats

Quincie is like "what is he now Brett Favre?!!!"

god the back of peyton walking away just looks so dejected

i'd really like to understand why the pats couldn't put a drive together on offense in the 4th.

one fuckin drive ices that game

man, we have to go thru that shit just to keep pace with a team struggling to throw on the texans. GODDAMMIT.

cad otm

yeah you would think that a tight end driven offense would be adept at moving the chains when needed, but i guess back to the drawing board, slightly

do pats fans ever celebrate a victory

i know they always run on 1 and 2 to kill the clock, but seriously, that mother fucker doesn't need time on the clock to score! maybe if you let brady throw three times we'll get lucky and he won't choke on all three.

i posted evil kool aid. counts as a celebration.

do pats fans ever celebrate a victory

― cha-cha cheating (bnw), Sunday, November 21, 2010 7:10 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i was about to say. spoiled imo.

uhhhh maybe you haven't been paying attention but our recent record against the colts is gnar as hell--this was one to sweat out

also maybe you missed that we had a 31-14 lead in this game last year

pats fans are stoic like me

jk i just ran around the house and threw money in the air and went outside and yelled "its lasagna time" to all my neighbors

lol rox

"

haha running around the house during football games is my favorite part of football season tbh how can u root for the pats against tennessee's own peyty though???

i know i'm not jumping up and down but this is HUGE--potentially homefield in the playoffs

also some much needed bounceback from 2009

VICK TIME imo

i know, i love peyton and he is a jewel and a beautiful talented QB, the best i have ever seen and i am so proud of him but i am a pats fan and thats that

xps

on nfl match up last night they were talking about how the vick to jackson deep ball is literally indefensible because vick throws the ball too far & too accurately

file under conversations i never imagined happening

you contain multitudes iirc

xxp to roxy

holy lol at t.o.

psyched for vick time

and i still hate the pats with the burning intensity of an exploding star.

but i will hack off my left leg with a machete for them to beat the jets.

i love peyton and he is a jewel and a beautiful talented QB, the best i have ever seen and i am so proud of him

Putting this in my pocket for a future thread title.

well, he is a jewel.

and a beautiful, talented QB

a treasure

a righteous holy man.

well this is not gonna end well (read from bottom up)

jwyattsports Jim Wyatt
More from source: Young stormed out locker room as more words were exchanged with Fisher. #titans

jwyattsports Jim Wyatt
More .. Young's reply to Fisher, and I'm paraphrasing: "I'm not running out on teammates, I'm running out on you" #titans

jwyattsports Jim Wyatt
More from source ... Young dressed and headed toward door and Fisher told him not to walk out on teammates. #titans

jwyattsports Jim Wyatt
Fisher was gathering team and Young was throwing out expletives under his breath as he got dressed. Fisher told him to quiet down #titans

jwyattsports Jim Wyatt
Learning more on Vince Young post-game. Source says there was a verbal confrontation between Young and Jeff Fisher in locker room #titans

And they thought Randy might be a problem, lol

wow! love jeff fisher, so i'm sure vince young is a horrible, terrible person in the wrong here.

(trying to use iron-clad logic here, rather than blind emotion)

Vince Young is just a big fucking baby.

the rusty smith era begins

JEFF GARCIA!

what prompted young being taken out in the first place or did that all happen at halftime?

he tore a tendon in his thumb and fisher said that he doubted vince's ability to control the ball, so he pulled him, which set the whole thing off

In post-game, Fisher said he injured a flexor tendon in his thumb and he didn't feel he could grip the ball securely enough, so he pulled him.

apparently they're gonna put him on IR, altho who knows if that's just an "alright, gtfo of our hair" move or if that was gonna happen anyway

vick will be QB of MIN vikings in 2011-2012 yn

They should. Vince has shown signs of goodness occasionally, mostly last season, but he's been far more trouble than he's worth.

not a chance xp

I think the Titans will throw all the money they can spend at Michael Vick. xp

yeah they should probably just get rid of him -- that team is good enough & fisher is good enough that they could compete w/ a kyle orton type player while taking a flier on a second or third round pick for 'qb of the future'

wait why would the eagles let go of vick

MY BAD I MEANT VINCE YOUNG QB MIN VIKINGS SORRY ILNFL

U______________U

He goes free agent after this season, and the line to get him will be LONG!

lol i could see VY on the vikes -- altho you know tervaris jackson would just be like "alright I GIVE UP"

lol

idk what the eagles cap situation is like, but vick would be an idiot to go anywhere else

he's in one of the best young offenses in football, with a great offensive coach, not to mention any underlying loyalty that vick may feel towards the eagles & andy reid in particular

afaik eagles has a variety of options (like franchise?) that if they want to keep vick, they'll get first crack

man the franchise tag should be outlawed by the actual govt -- shit is literally slavery

tbf, I really hope he DOES stay with Philly. They've got a good thing happening right now.

can someone fill me in as to why the eagles released shawn andrews? was it because of injuries?

http://www.philly.com/inquirer/sports/20100908_Gonzo___Andrews_brothers_fleeced_the_Eagles.html

wow legarette hurdled AGAIN huh

lol, just saw that on nbc

@SLCSaunders for your info I have my shoulder pads stop believing everything u here.
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But God is great.
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Just want to play.
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Competitive.
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Just want to say I'm fine sorry to my teammates I just a cop
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Manning... the BLAIR WHITE PROJECT!

top tweet has thread title potential

http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/1392303/manning-throw-down-o.gif

i think i say this every week but dungy/harrison combo & nbc's show is so many levels above anything that comes from a fox/cbs/espn studio that it's pretty comical

is the word "showdown" featured in every rendition of this song?

also wts faith in her dominatrix heels

i think i say this every week but dungy/harrison combo & nbc's show is so many levels above anything that comes from a fox/cbs/espn studio that it's pretty comical

― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 21, 2010 8:22 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/images/4/44/Dungystare.gif

J.S do you mean that in a negative sense? genuinely curious.

no i'm totally serious

Osi!!!! <3

V handsome man

I thought harrison genuinely wanted to choke dungy when they were having the farve v jackson argument

i mean i share most everyone's reservations i think re dungy's JESUS SAVES!! personal life but when it comes to straight talking football i think him & harrison are just great, like tonight just pointing out something as simple as how the texans CBs were using inside technique on the long braylon completion inside of outside technique

it's also great just to see just three guys in a studio, not like various numbers b/w 5-8 like you get from the other networks

"I apologize to my teammates," Seymour said. "I never want to do anything to hurt the team. You always want to protect yourself, but there's no excuse.

Seymour said he was confused by Roethlisberger approaching him after the score.

"I'm not sure why he [Roethlisberger] ran up on me. I just turned around and it was a natural reaction," Seymour told media after the 35-3 loss. Seymour said he doesn't remember Roethlisberger saying anything to him and Roethlisberger said afterwards he was stunned by Seymour's actions.

"I just said let's get ready for the extra point. It blew my mind," Roethlisberger said.

i believe seymour. i mean if rofflesburger approaches you unexpectedly, definitely you should react by smacking him in the face. i'm not joking!

way to drag your feet hakeem

Jordan otm. No bells & whistles, no comedians or life size computer animation simulations, just guys talking reasonably & intelligently baout football

i agree - harrison and dungy are great, i always watch them.

i've got a good idea. let's have a hack comic do impersonations of former presidents talking about the games of the week

why does brent celek sound like napolean dynamite

Lol Daria.

Yeah to me it looked like Seymour had been jawing with a couple of other players immediately before and then turned his back on them. Rothlisberger taps him on the shoulder/ bumps into him and Seymour goes whammo, like maybe he thought it was one of the other dudes coming back for a piece.

But illustrates rule of thumb: don't come up behind a massive, angry lineman EVER unless pre-arranged and in writing

Yipes

studio crews:

1. nbc
2. espn
3. cbs
4. nfl network, i assume -- never seen them
# last in any list no matter what: fox

i always like how howie is like, thoughtfully tapping a pen to his chin and adjusting his glasses, im always like lmao look at this smarty farty ass fool

why does brent celek sound like napolean dynamite

― Onigaga (Princess TamTam), Sunday, November 21, 2010 7:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol i was thinking this

but fox has strahan..

i like fox game presentation more than cbs. just sharper image imo

Whichever show has that $&@"@ Frank Caliendo & his Madden impersonations needs to be incinerated

this eagles offense is not fucking around

Kind of miss Inside the NFL sometimes, I liked the Marino/Carter/Collinsworth combo (not so much Costas tho)

haha holy shit mike vick

Eagles look good!

Vick!!!

dude can't be tackled

got Eli vs Vick in both fantasy leagues.......smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbCEOD0xbmM

just because. i hate the jets, but..

LET'S GO EAT A GODDAMN SNACK

someone on the pats board has that as a tag line, and i was like OK, if rex ryan yelled "LET'S GO EAT A GODDAMN SNACK" i should youtube that and see if the clip is out there. voila.

once we buy the hatcatdome, that can play between quarters and before halftime

whoever was asking before about why we cut andrews...

this is why i love the eagles

DrSaturday Philly's last drive included a zone read, a JV fake toss/trap and Vick running in the TD from a shotgun spread set.

the thing is, i don't know how it would motivate the new york jets to tell them, "YOU ARE THE F**ING NEW YORK JETS" because it's not like they have a proud recent history to draw on

u create a proud history by drawing on a mythological one

THIS ERNIE SIMS

Chuckie has started a fad.

NBC NFL team loves Taylor Swift

Let's Go Eat A Goddamn Snack And Listen To Death From Above

oh brother, ahmad

no, not a fumble? ok, how about this one?

god damn that was a hell of a pass

is Blackmon drunk?

good lord

is eli drunk?

eli ;_;

Philly D this game maybe as good as Philly O

yeah i remember with bill belichick he MISSED THE INTs from eli

do y'all know what's super close on the horizon right now: atl winning the conference and hosting the eagles for the nfc championship. that would arguably rival lebron's return to cleveland.

oh god

wtf Iggle receivers?!

what is going on out here

bench that dude

we need a C'MON MAN intermission here for both teams

thought jackie smith too there

do y'all know what's super close on the horizon right now: atl winning the conference and hosting the eagles for the nfc championship. that would arguably rival lebron's return to cleveland.

― J0rdan S., Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

nightmare scenario

that lebron game is going to be 3 hours of booing, right?

does anyone know the story behind why eli refused to play in san diego? i mean, clearly they were bad at that point, but really, how bad? i mean, who wouldn't want to paid MANY MILLIONS of dollars to live in san diego?? what is wrong with this guy eli!!

asante!

lower your shoulder you fucking idiot

asante like 'haters gonna hate'

duke calhoun?? might be time to close up shop, giants

The Spanos family in San Diego has a pretty bad reputation, and the way AJ Smith has approached contract negotiation hasn't helped.

That + something I just read about Archie not appreciating how Ryan Leaf was treated in SD and didn't want Eli to go there.

this seems like one of those games where the giants are going to look up w/ 5 minutes left in the third and they'll suddenly be down 36 points

feel like that might have something to do w/ how ryan leaf treated SD (by being a legendarily awful football player) but what do i know

gotta love collinsworth advocating attempting to give mike vick a concussion

lol

oops

too bad he didn't run it all the way back

man getting hit with a kicked ball has to hurt like hell when it hits you in the arms

kind of amazing they're only down 10 at half

my god how many passes eagles gonna drop in the end zone 2nite damn

ps lol peyton

collinsworth has been unlistenable imo

If anyone in a green uni could catch the ball tonight, this game would be, like 35-3.

I feel like NBC should have learned their lesson on high-concept shows at this point, and yet..."The Cape"

you guys prob already covered this but have u ever seen an otherwise more flawlessly quarterbacked game that included three unconscionable ints than peyton today LOOL

ps lol peyton

― ice cr?m, Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:56 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so mad at you rn

should be mad at this guy http://grab.by/7w2W

i'm loling tbh

The more I hear/read about this Vince Young thing, the madder I get. This guy Vince Young is mentally 13 years old, right? I mean, it doesn't matter what team he plays for now or plays for later. He's still a big dumb baby.

athletes.jpg

no question

vince young is gangster shit like this happens every day in the nba not sure what the nfl is so uptight abt

Dude, that's one of a few reasons I don't give a shit about the NBA.

nba is stylin on u

all this slomo helmet2helmet this year is bringing me down

i love vince young tbh.

returning kicks is as much of a suicide mission as one can embark on without there being a 100% chance of death

in like two years 90% of nfl news will be law suits by brain damaged former players and its gonna be really unpleasant

by my count this was a three commercial break paralyzation? gotta be the longest of the year

yeah this reminds me of when detmer got hurt

The Demarcus Ware injury last year took forever, and then he played the next week.

yeah lesean mccoy's method of running w/ the ball is not a sustainable model

btw anyone watch marky mark on 60mins, kind of regretting not catching that

I think the solution to this whole thing is to go back to leather helmets.

ellis hobbs has a neck injury and he went in for an x ray???

holy shit y'all

andrea kramer w/ an explosive report

vick reeeeeeally needs to slide

yes

all these guys on eagles not securing the football too well imo.. matter of time

yep xp

ugh, i hate the decision to go 3rd + inches with vick powering forward

I like it more on 4th + inches.

eagles still are utterly baffled on short yardage huh

don't like it on either. they have a real inches option with schmidt imo, or do something more creative with shady running or vick pass/run option

i would love to see them run some option on short yardage -- shit would be seriously unstoppable w/ like one week of practice

^

people i would not be trusting in a close playoff game: david akers

gotta say tho, i love watching an eagles team that can burn huge amounts off the clock and methodologically move down the field. + if you are willing to accept that giants are a top contender team, this is an amazing outing by philly even with the red zone problems

xp was just thinking this afternoon that akers is really getting old

tbf there are no top contenders this year

i think at this point the eagles are clearly the best team in the nfc east, if not the nfc completely

btw anyone watch marky mark on 60mins, kind of regretting not catching that

― ice cr?m, Sunday, November 21, 2010 9:22 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

eh was ok. lara logan is kind of incredibly terrible tho

haa true

this year really is so weird -- prob hard to have two back-to-back wins than the pats wins over the steelers & the colts but i wouldn't trust them to beat either of those teams in the playoffs

two back-to-back wins better* than

pats shouldve lost today tho absolutely

asante looking really impressive tonight

in what way was that weird shovel pass anything like guacamole, guys

the football is a v large avocado duh

very large avacado pit -- football is post-guac obv

rolling my fucking eyes

rmfe

spot fouls on PI longer than 15 yards needs to be abolished

nonono jordan when the receiver gets the shovel pass the avocado meat squishes out all over the ground where everyone falls down and eats it, thats called tackling

hahahahaha lmao 4ever @ that new stadium design + the eagle in it

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8616/eagleart.jpg

i thought the eagle was hilarious

guys eagles are majestic, get it straight

^^ explain this I missed it xp

iggles will be making their stadium green by adding wind turbine things on it, for power, so those are the turbines. the artist's rendering of this also had a giant eagle flying overhead, which i'm sure happens frequently on game days there

eagle is def gonna get sucked into a wind turbine

NE will probably do OK with the clubs that don't have high powered offenses and rely on the run like say Pitts or Baltmore, but I think teams that can really chuck the ball like Indy & SD can keep up as NE pass defense is really not that good. Jets might have enough pass defense to stifle NE offense, so I would say it is pick 'em against them.

pitt has been pretty pass heavy now for a few years

i wish every play could just be vick scrambling

giants!

pfft this game is dumb im unsatisfied

all these guys on eagles not securing the football too well imo.. matter of time

― daria-g, Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:27 PM (26 minutes ago)

wau jacobs

cmon giants

i don't know why i'm rooting for them other than eli is cute

That was Vick's first turnover of the year? Holy crap, I mean to some degree that reflects how accurate he's been, but I'm kinda shocked there's not a couple of random fluke interceptions in there by this point.

he was trying to palm it away from justin tuck, not advisable

the giants!

the jason avant drop looms large...

this game makes me want to write an open letter to the nfl mods cause the quality is just v low

red avant redemption

that was a hilarious reaction from the eagles fans

lol crowd faked out

this has really been a great advertisement for the nfl as a sustainable sport in its current form

really gross showing this sprint commercial during injury timeouts.

does anyone know if there has been a concussion and a torn acl by two separate players on the same play?

Is it my imagination, or were there fewer play stoppage injuries BEFORE they started making these concussion-resistant helmets?

because i think we might have one right here

feel like thinking abt concussions makes them worse

really gross showing this sprint commercial

would like if they'd never show it again tbh

i noticed that in the cialis commercial the guy literally pitches a tent

4th&35 smdh

remember when collinsworth said that the giants d line was doing an "AMAZING JOB" tonight

er sorry, the eagles o line***

whatevs same diff

how is it that the giants get just demolished in random games and then in other random games the defensive line is unblockable?

my god eagles LEARN TACKLING

nobody wants to win this game do they

this is why i don't freak out after every play

ok is there a fumble on every play now