BREAKING: SUPERBOWL CANCELED ON ACCOUNT OF 'NO GOOD TEAMS THIS YEAR' — NFL Week 14

(Also, RIP Dandy Don Meredith: "Turn The Lights Out, Party's Over")

Colts at Titans (TNF)
Browns at Bills
Packers at Lions
Giants at Vikings
Bengals at Steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins
Falcons at Panthers
Raiders at Jaguars
Rams at Saints
Seahawks at 49ers
Dolphins at Jets
Patriots at Bears
Broncos at Cardinals
Chiefs at Chargers
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF)
Ravens at Texans (MNF)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnZ3d8KHx2U

no one in the entire fucking world is fondling cardboard fergie cutouts right now

BEP operate on a flawed assumption that people actually want them in any room anywhere when there are no such people and no such room.

or: STFU BLACKEYED PEAS YOU ARE SO ANNOYING I STAB THINGS

That high point will come tonight, when Kerry is to accept his party's nomination in a speech that will frame his candidacy for many Americans, the vast majority of whom polls show still do not know much about the four-term Massachusetts senator.

The hip-hop band Black-Eyed Peas excited the crowd last night with its hit "Let's Get it Started," before delegates cast their official votes during a state-by-state roll call to nominate Kerry for president.

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what isn't shown there is that after catching the ball, benjy just hands it to the ref like "don't mind him, sir"

121-71 on the season, 12-4 last week

Colts at Titans UHHHHHHHHHHHHH Colts?
Browns at Bills Brwns
Packers at Lions Pack
Giants at Vikings Gigantes
Bengals at Steelers PIT
Buccaneers at Redskins BUX
Falcons at Panthers FALCS
Raiders at Jaguars RAIDS
Rams at Saints STS
Seahawks at 49ers 49 ers controversy
Dolphins at Jets Jets
Patriots at Bears Pats
Broncos at Cardinals Broncos
Chiefs at Chargers SD
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) EAG
Ravens at Texans (MNF) RAV

10-6 / 115-77

Colts at Titans - terrible stand alone game, Colts
Browns at Bills - clev
Packers at Lions - gb
Giants at Vikings - favre may b literally killed - nyg
Bengals at Steelers - pitt
Buccaneers at Redskins - bucs
Falcons at Panthers - atl
Raiders at Jaguars - jagwires
Rams at Saints - no
Seahawks at 49ers - sf
Dolphins at Jets - jets
Patriots at Bears - pats
Broncos at Cardinals - lol uh denver
Chiefs at Chargers - CHEFS
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) - dallas i hope
Ravens at Texans (MNF) - baltimore

Albert Haynesworth suspended by the team for 4 games.

Next year?

13-3 last week, 119-72 on the season

Colts at Titans (TNF) -- colts
Browns at Bills -- browns
Packers at Lions -- packers
Giants at Vikings -- giants
Bengals at Steelers -- steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins -- bucs
Falcons at Panthers -- falcons
Raiders at Jaguars -- jags
Rams at Saints -- saints
Seahawks at 49ers -- seahawks
Dolphins at Jets -- jets : /
Patriots at Bears -- pats : (
Broncos at Cardinals -- broncos
Chiefs at Chargers -- chargers
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) -- eagles
Ravens at Texans (MNF) -- ravens

i gotta figure haynesworth is done, right? like who in their right mind would hire him?

i think we're all forgetting something: al/davis

If I was a Redskins player, I'd want to drink myself into oblivion too.

Colts at Titans (TNF) -- colts
Browns at Bills -- browns
Packers at Lions -- packers
Giants at Vikings -- giants
Bengals at Steelers -- steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins -- bucs
Falcons at Panthers -- falcons
Raiders at Jaguars -- DE RAAYYDERGGHHH!
Rams at Saints -- saints
Seahawks at 49ers -- seahawks
Dolphins at Jets -- jets
Patriots at Bears -- pats
Broncos at Cardinals -- broncos
Chiefs at Chargers -- chiefs
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) -- eagles
Ravens at Texans (MNF) -- ravens

I would not want to be anyone playing Baltimore for the next four weeks. They are pissed off, relatively healthy, and need to win all of their games to ensure a playoff berth. I weep for opposing players. Terrel Suggs may kill someone within the next four games.

11-5 last week, 113-79 on the year

Colts at Titans (TNF) - Colts, I guess?
Browns at Bills - I think I put the Bills down in pick'em, but I already don't remember. I may end up going Browns here.
Packers at Lions - Your 1929 Acme Packers!
Giants at Vikings - Giants
Bengals at Steelers - Steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins - Bucs
Falcons at Panthers - Falcons
Raiders at Jaguars - Jags
Rams at Saints - Saints
Seahawks at 49ers - Seahawks
Dolphins at Jets - Jets (I know I'm obligated, as I always say, to pick the Dolphins, but it's week 14 now...eff that)
Patriots at Bears - Pats
Broncos at Cardinals - Broncos
Chiefs at Chargers - Chargers
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) - Eagles
Ravens at Texans (MNF) - Ravens

I have thought of this picture every day since it was first published:

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/17976/SB-Haynesworth-R_jpg_445x1000_upscale_q85.jpg

i gotta figure haynesworth is done, right? like who in their right mind would hire him?

― Lou Ferrigno (Hulken) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 8:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

His talent level is sooo high though. It's not like he's washed up, just crazy.

I say....

BENGALS!

someone will give that guy a job instantly

What high-profile NFL crazies have been worth the gamble?

Clearly.

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/haynesworthchin1010.gif

i think T.O. has set the precedent that some team will put up w/ your shit as long as you're still productive

he probably screwed himself out of some major money, but he's not gonna be in the UFL next year or something

Last week still rolling 13-3, 128-64 for the year.

Colts at Titans (TNF) - I'm taking the Colts to win, as this is a must win.
Browns at Bills- I'm taking the Browns, but I could believe a let down in Buffalo.
Packers at Lions- Packers should win.
Giants at Vikings- I'll take the Giants, but if they turn over the ball, I'd believe the Vikings could give them a game.
Bengals at Steelers- Steelers are getting really nicked up, but the Bengals are the land of the lost.
Buccaneers at Redskins- Bucs but this could be a trap game even with Washington being a bit of a clown franchise.
Falcons at Panthers- Falcons need the win and should not let down to these guys.
Raiders at Jaguars- Kind of a BIG game, which is something you would not figure for an Oaktown/J-ville week 14 game. I'll take the Jags, but if they turn the ball over a couple of times, it could be interesting. I'd maybe go with Oaktown a bit more but they are in the lower half of the league in giving up rushing yards.
Rams at Saints- Saints should win, but the Rams might make it interesting.
Seahawks at 49ers- Someone is going to win the NFC West, winning this game would help either club. Seattle kind of sucks, but they win this one they are going to take the 'lead' in the division. Good luck to the team that wins the west playing some 12-4 club that doesnt.
Dolphins at Jets- Jets need to bounce back. If they flop, I could see them sliding off the table.
Patriots at Bears- Damn I hope the Bears win, really I hope they take the Pats OUT, but c'mon, logic says take the Pats.
Broncos at Cardinals- Who knows...I guess the Broncos are not going to be playing a 4th string QB, so I'll take Denver.
Chiefs at Chargers- I like the Chiefs, but I figure the Chargers bounce back and smack them down.
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF)- Eagles but this will be a better game than you might have figured a month ago.
Ravens at Texans (MNF)- Ravens are going to pound them.

If Fisher is still coaching the Titans, I would not be suprised at all Hanesworth ends up back in Nashville. There was talk of them getting Washington to eat the deal earlier and send him back again.

What high-profile NFL crazies have been worth the gamble?

― pixel farmer, Tuesday, December 7, 2010 10:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

Charles Haley

The svelte Hayneworth.

If Fisher is still coaching the Titans, I would not be suprised at all Hanesworth ends up back in Nashville. There was talk of them getting Washington to eat the deal earlier and send him back again.

For a brief sec, I thought you meant they were going to trade Nate Washington for Haynesworth.

They should have never signed the guy to that much cash, considering the background...but that is the Redskins fault. When Shanahan was hired and they were going to run a 3-4 and not need a huge DT, they should have just dealt him last summer. Now they pretty much have corroded any value he might have had and more likely than not are going to end up having to pay him most of the money that is owed. The dude is a bit nuts, but hey the dude also had his brother die also in the middle of all this BS.

I'm sure a guy like Hanesworth would probably be fine playing for the Ravens, as they run that kind of 4-3 and have that kind of macho shit defense that he might thrive within. Thing is that B-more isn't stupid on the money, so to deal him there, Washington would have had to ate a big part of the contract. No matter what, they still are going to have to pay. Bucs made a big deal on k-shawn, but as the guy likes to remind on the football shows every now and then, Tampa ended up having to pay him.

It's lame he lied down on his club, but some of these guys are pretty damaged and when they get into the wrong situation, they just shut down. I don't doubt that Hanesworth gets into a place where he feels comfortable, all the sudden the dude might be a beastly DT again. DT seem to have hang around a bit longer than some positions anyway, age wise.

i can't imagine they're dumping Fisher. Young, sure. And i get the impression Haynesworth left scorched earth based on nashville press at the time? Maybe i misremember?

i am calling bears win at soldier field. brady's run of passes without any ints comes to an end with multi-pick meltdown. bookmark this shit folks.

Are you trying to use reverse psychology on the universal order?

That way lies madness, Roberto...

this is kind of incredibly amazing

Outside linebacker Tamba Hali, whose sack output has risen from 8.5 in a full season last year to 10 so far this year, attributes the sack gain to Joe Kim, a Taekwondo instructor retained by the Chiefs to work on martial-arts moves the defenders can do to keep offensive hands off them as they try to rush. That, plus speed. On Sunday, Hali beat one of the best left tackles in football, Ryan Clady, around the corner to strip-sack Kyle Orton and recover the ball.

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― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, December 7, 2010 6:01 AM (Yesterday)

my roomate is good friends with this kid!! ^_^

I cannot believe the Bears are 9-3. There was serious talk last month about whether or not they were one of the worst teams to ever start 5-3. Some Bears thought the team would probably end up 7-9 despite a hot start, which included a bunch of close victories and wins vs. teams that were completely dysfunctional. They seem to have gotten all the breaks so far this season...now suddenly they are playing well. http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg actually looks like who the Bears thought they were. The Week 17 game at Lambeau should be epic. And despite being a Packer fan, I find myself liking them somehow. http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg is just too entertaining to watch. As bad as he can be he is one hell of a tough cookie. He's probably taken twice as many pulverizing hits as your average starting QB.

http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg is just too entertaining to watch.

hey everyone, happy "colts place bob sanders on IR day" 2010

go out and celebrate tonight by tearing a tendon in your arm

haha

Thing with the Bears is that the problems have been with the offense, their defense and special teams are both really top notch.

tbh it is usually a bit sunnier and warmer on "colts place bob sanders on IR day"

I saw today that Dominick Rhodes is back this week with the Colts for the third time.

@nyjets
Coach Ryan took the Jets outside this morning and literally buried a game ball from Pats game.

h

he also buried "some goddamn snacks" according to onlookers

im watching pregame on nfln - they just cut to millen and theismann to talk about some of the game's storylines and there was just silence and then suddenly you heard Larry and Curly whispering to each other 'are we supposed to talk' 'i guess we're supposed to talk' then quickly cuts back to eisen going 'uhhh' - bodes well for the rest of the night i feel

well that's just great...

Colts at Titans (TNF) - colts
Browns at Bills - bills
Packers at Lions - packers
Giants at Vikings - giants
Bengals at Steelers - steelers
Buccaneers at Redskins - skins
Falcons at Panthers - falcons
Raiders at Jaguars - jags
Rams at Saints - saints
Seahawks at 49ers - niners
Dolphins at Jets - jets
Patriots at Bears - pats
Broncos at Cardinals - broncos
Chiefs at Chargers - bolts
Eagles at Cowboys (SNF) - boys
Ravens at Texans (MNF) - ravens

12-4 last week, 114-78 overall

im in a pickem pool using spreads also and the split of ppl picking this game is 199-22 colts -3.5; cant ever remember a game w/ a split like that ... which means of course tenn will win or at least only lose by 3

that's a lot of ppl

ya its p sweet

weird, the split in my pool is 203-18

damn that is weird

the titans are like the worst team in the nfl right now

they look awful

does the fade route @ end zone ever work? i feel like i have never seen it work

and so it begins

http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.senate.gov/artandhistory/art/resources/graphic/xlarge/33_00008.jpg&sa=X&ei=fJIBTavrO4SUnQeLzvXnDQ&ved=0CAQQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNGqyJqez13-2uOSSoUKHAV6lalAcA

oh titans

could we care any less abt this commentary team

DISCONCERTING SIGNALS

lol, what

http://ursispaltenstein.ch/blog/images/uploads_img/op_chart_3.jpg

haaaaa titans cover

peyty :3

disappointed in the numer of manning ints this game

im in a pickem pool using spreads also and the split of ppl picking this game is 199-22 colts -3.5; cant ever remember a game w/ a split like that ... which means of course tenn will win or at least only lose by 3

― johnny crunch, Thursday, December 9, 2010 8:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmao btw

"And time's expired, so they'll have to just kick the extra point now…"

'NO THEY DON'T !!!"

I had a pretty massive parlay on Colts -4.5 and total points over 44. Can't believe the Titans covered. They were down by 21 and looked godawful. That last drive...heartbreaking. But that's sportsbetting for you.

horseshoe, you out there? Today is the official start of the battle of Lake Erie weekend fyi.

Uhhh... Two things:

1. Randy Moss sucks. Really bad. I mean, REALLY bad.
2. Why is nobody talking about how bad Randy Moss sucks?

I'm not sure but I think he retired after the Patriots dropped him.

Joined Favre in retirement.

That first wildcatesque play they did together, Moss throwing to Favre that went nowhere, was part of their bucket list.

at least the titans kept it interesting? If they can get a halfway decent quarterback and can pass protect a bit better, they're back in the playoffs.

vince young is p good

IR: Young, Vince (Locker room cancer)

D: Favre, Brett (Hubris)

horseshoe, you out there? Today is the official start of the battle of Lake Erie weekend fyi.

― mc souleye (brownie), Friday, December 10, 2010 10:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi brownie! think i should just mail you the wings right now tbh

sounds good. I'll clean out my closet so I'll have room to store them.

can I have some wings too?

super excited about my new tat. wanted to share with y'all.

http://i52.tinypic.com/21ja9op.jpg

http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/judge-200.jpg

xp you get that after 8 hours of football at tavern last sunday?

i should've had more curry fries. paced myself.

nsfw :(

Boomer, Shannon, Bill and Dan went THREE OF SIXTY-ONE for last week.
how is this possible?
http://football.cbssports.com/splash/football/spln/opc/free

wait, that's a gag. my bad.

lmao 30 rock

http://grab.by/7Qc9

Giants might not make it to Minnesota to play the Vikings on Sunday?

Snow strands Giants in Kansas City

Now NFL.com says the Giants-Vikings game has been moved to Monday night.

cruel god wants favre to start :(

anybody who loves quality sporting entertainment and lols wants favre to start!

Why was there no NFL game tonight? I don't get it.

what the fuck @ giants being unable to even get to their game. what is this season?

So, Monday night? Does that mean Fox is still going to air it?

fox is airing it in local markets only

maybe the giants should play the chiefs instead, since they're in town with nothing to do
just ship the chargers to minnesota for monday

you have a WEEK to travel ffs

Owing to lack of interest, tomorrows game has been cancelled.

Weather now? So next Cleveland gets wiped out by locusts and a rain of toads shuts down San Diego. God hates football.

it is miserably cold and raining here in dc, if i were the bucs i'd be like f*** this, get back on a plane and go back to florida

heard forecast for pats-bears is 19 degree high w/ 30 mph winds

Chiefs at Chargers - CHEFS

^changing this to bolts why becuz BRODIE CROYLE

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/13/sports/football/13giants.html

metrodome roof collapsed! OHNO
cancel the vikings

at least both pats and bears know how to play in that weather
one of the weirdest games i've seen was pats @ buffalo in the 08 season with wind gusts to like 60 mph - could hardy even throw a pass when facing the wind

to be fair to the builders of the metrodome, who could have predicted there'd be snow in MN?

You know that old joke about the guy who shows up in Hell and asks Satan "so why does Tip O'Neil get to fuck Jayne Mansfield for all eternity?" after seeing Jesse Helms being whipped by a demon and Ted Kennedy being chased by a bear?

and the devil replies "who are you to question Jayne Mansfield's punishment?"

I think Favre is Tip and the Vikings are Jayne Mansfield.

The N.F.L. could move the football game to someplace like the University of Minnesota’s outdoor football stadium, although it too would have to be cleared of 17 inches of snow.

That could present further problems for the Giants, whose flight was diverted Saturday to Kansas City when snow closed the Minneapolis airport. Anticipating an indoor game, they likely did not bring cold weather gear to Minneapolis.

So they need an indoor venue, like the food court at Mall of America.

I bet that thing made a pretty impressive sound when it deflated.

isn't the hatcatdome in detroit still available? use that maybe?

we bought that iirc

The Vikings are really the schadenfreudiest team in the league, only I have very little Freude to go with my Schaden

what the Metrodome looks like inside: http://yfrog.com/gzzp1tj

christ, they gonna even be able to have that fixed/safe for next week??

playable imo

lol @ at forlorn video game cam

Kirby Puckett peering in...

game moved 2 ford field

was the footage of the dome collapsing (from the inside) posted here already?? I had the fox pregame show on in the background and saw it out of the corner of my eye and hoooooly shit

"Favre told ESPN that he would not have been able to play if the Minnesota Vikings had kicked off against the New York Giants as originally scheduled at 1 p.m. ET on Sunday."

^^ this guy

http://grab.by/7Rly

tears are falling

and that's "tears" as in "rhymes with 'bears'."

Don't know how to embed the collapse video but it can be seen here:

http://www.macsfootballblog.com/2010/12/fox-cameras-capture-metrodome-roof.html

WOW!

kind of lol but mostly sad:

The game will be the first ever regular-season Monday Night game at Ford Field.

looks like i get to choose between steelers/bengals and packers/lions this morning

Don't know how to embed the collapse video but it can be seen here:

http://www.macsfootballblog.com/2010/12/fox-cameras-capture-metrodome-roof.html

it's so crazy that it looks like CGI

I know we've been hahaing, but definitely getting a "favre to be benched has angered the gods" vibe from that. Like when Indy took the golden idol.

I would probably like the Vikings and Lions better than I do, if they played outside.

Used to feel that way about the Twins, but it hasn't happened yet.

good grief the fedex field is like 1/3 full
weather is horrible and nobody cares about this game, apparently

Y'all, starting to think this is the greatest season ever and look forward to David Garrard being crowned the MVP of Super Bowl XLV in the Houston Astrodome.

commentators tell us that it's a bad sign that mcnabb was splitting snaps in practice with REX. GROSSMAN.
skins begin their first offensive series with a false start

oh hey, torain! picks up like 50 yards!

holy crap for real 2/3 of the stadium is empty. and yet the game isn't blacked out, how does this happen.

Skins are prepping Grossman to play today if McNabb struggles, K Shanahan informed staff. Rex & Don split reps

WHY

holy shit that video

oh my god the panthers are so bad... the falcons are already grinding out the clock and it's the first quarter... just put in redman and the 4th string RB

if yall aren't doing anything monday night tickets to the giants-vikings game are now FREE
however: giants still stuck in kansas city due to snow in detroit....

what an apt metaphor for the favre era vikings

2009 was a beautifully puffy roof, favre waffling in the off season and dick photo controversy was the snow accumulation, then the 2010 season = today

boring games so far, huh?

im actually astonished by how bad the panthers are... even i didnt know how bad things were

omg dc

what a pathetic series

earlier the announcers were reading from a letter jerry richardson sent to psl owners - “I want all of you to know that we plan to look at every aspect of our organization. What we do in the future will entirely be geared toward putting the best possible team on the field. I am committed to fielding a winning team, and I'm willing to invest the resources necessary to make it happen.” - which was funny and begs the question of what they were doing up until now that doesnt qualify as trying to put the best possible team on the field (itisamystery)

Bengals kinda running all over the Steelers

torain on the redskins has 135 yds rushing already. however gano missed 2 chip shot FGs. the score is... 0-0.
UH

breaking: drew stanton isn't very good

really don't appreciate average qbs until you see a shitty one

oh shit, I just screamed a little when I saw that dude's knee go the wrong way

yeah, that looks brutal

one thing i like about Jason Campbell is that dude can take some hits. he seems like one of those invincible QBs. Then you have Gradkowski, who seems a much better passer, but can't seem to play 2 games in a row without an injury.

xp whose knee got hurt?

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/11/2005/08/swastika.jpg

lol

this is all starting to make sense

that Polamalu pick 6 was insane

2009 was a beautifully puffy roof

basking in the beauty of this phrase

panthers have -5 passing yards, are running the ball during the two minute drill

god redskins. Take a time out on 3rd and goal with 20 sec in the half, get a delay of game penalty anyway

so terrible

iPhone autocorrecting skins kicker name to 'guano'

his range today is evidently 22 yards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv2uNYBewXA

i like this commercial :3

Flew south to Minneapolis for the Vikings Giants game. Now sitting in a pub on Nicollet on my third Bloody Mary listening to my friend complain that he started Jonathan Stewart instead of Torain in fantasy today.

i can't believe i actually guessed right w/a shanahan RB for my fantasy team.

Darren McFadden runs for a glorious touchdown GORAIDERS

that was an awesome run

this game has now had 4 50+ yard TDs

fucking Bucs, are you kidding me?!

morris on the sideline like UH

horrifying challenge

lame

oh boy

Cable poorly advised on that challenge

very

Jacoby Ford carrying ball like a damn loaf of bread

carson palmer dropping gifts on my fantasy D :D

okay, i think it's time to move carson into hospice care

Steelers Defense playing incredible today.

so tired of this never-miss-a-superbowl-club

terrible challenge by shanahan

Nice tackle by Houston on MoJo.

very sad that snow game at solider not on here

ladies & gentlemen: Kyle Boller!

very sad that snow game at solider not on here

― i have been otm (bnw), Sunday, December 12, 2010 2:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

^^this

uh redskins

clock ticking guys

plz come back in Jason Campbell...

redskins, fade route NEVER WORKS there

ladies & gentlemen: Kyle Boller!

― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl)

oh jesus waht is even happening right now

and the commentators don't even know what down it is

Did the Redskins just get a fifth down?

TOUCHDOWN, WASHINGTON REDSKINS

of course, the kicker making extra points are not a foregone conclusion here..

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/6/irtinylionr128625396578326194.jpg

in my head i'm imagining the over/under on number of throws before kyle boller would throw a pick as 4 and, well, he hit the under

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

oh that was uggggggggly

WHO DOES THAT

your washington redskins

i love u Raiders defense

GET 'EM!!!

oh my, poor poor redskins

i don't think they got an extra down btw - my count was, it was 3rd down and moose/goose were just clueless and said 4th

raiders signed JT o sullivan as the backup-backup-backup QB this week you guys

hunter the punter botched the snap i think is what happened

so fucking absurd

i mean, if they hadn't missed those easy FGs last half

ugh terrible, soz daria

Wow, Lions beat the Packers. Amazing.

well.. hmm

We here think the Redskins scored its final touchdown on FIFTH down and then missed the extra point on a TD that shouldve never happened.

prefer concussed Campbell over healthy Boller

okay how did that happen though?

to be fair to the packers, their backfield in that game consisted of matt flynn and brandon jackson, which is somehow worse than drew stanton and jahvid best

MCFADDEN IS A FUCKING ZAMBONI

ladies and gentlemen: Darren McFadden

guy has made all the difference this year

HOLY TOLEDO!!!!!!!!

That was a beast of a run by D-Mc <3 <3

that was the siffest arm

this game

this game has been absurd

OH MY GOD

omfg

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

i cant even believe this is my team

70-76 final score yn

forget it, it's raidertown

nooooooooo

between all these long touchdowns PLUS the monetary hilarity that was kyle boller's appearance, i give this game an A+

wammo

(thanks twitters) -> "LOL GAVE THEM SKINS A 5TH DOWN MADDEN CARD AND THEY STILL SLUMMED IT"

JASON CAMPBELL WHY

you can't take a sack there!

jesus christ almighty

why throw it in the middle of the field and short?!

WHAT was the purpose of that pass by Campbell? Nowhere near the sidelines or the end zone.

situational football masterclass

to be fair that was terrible pass protection

welp

bears-pats game is gonna be awesome

god i wish this bears/pats game was on TV. stuck watching SF/Seattle

DON'T KICK TO HESTER

Unclear on why the sack of Alex Smith was not a safety?

benjy is running like he has never seen snow before :(

this just in: mark sanchez still sucks

gronk! touchdown

That Patriots drive was freaking impressive. It basically looked as precise and controlled as it would have in a dome.

if anyone was wondering how many turnovers mark sanchez has today, he is at 2 right now

lol

TimCowlishaw Did Phil Simms just say he put gloves on for playoff game in Chi and dealt with it "pretty well?" I guess so if pretty well means 0 points.

yay dolphins!

this is so entertaining - i have no idea where they are on the field

yeah no kidding. when the bears last drive stalled i thought they were in the red zone and then was all ??? at the punt team coming out.

daaamn, good effort, good score

can't see this why because j-e-t-s unintrsting

This is the first snow game I've seen in a couple years! V excited!

i believe this was taken @ tf green airport, providence

http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/9951/jets45to3.jpg

:( bears

lol, bears

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/4682/hatcathat.jpg

welp

i'll just say that the fact that the jets are using a back up d linemen at RT right now is the least of their problems

this 60 minutes coming up after the game: "why is john boehner crying again"

CMON MAN

anyone that wants to know what lebron james would've been like as a football player should pay attention to cameron wake

crazy luck that none of the 3 tipped passes by brady have been picked off

LOL @ SANTONIO

musta been high

49ers have just equaled their highest points total of the year

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many i told you so's circling soldier field

goddamn

also entire nfc west threatening sub 500 lol

btw someone from teh saints is legit paralyzed

loooooooool

simms talking about how http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg is like "i don't care if the ball is new and has that slick stuff on it"

next play: sack, fumble recovered by new england at the bears 10

courtney roby

what happened, j0rdan?

he was down for at least 5 mins, prayer circle, carted off, has not given us any thumbs up

Shit, what happened in the Saints game?

he was returning a kick

oh man

ugh, that's awful. helmet to helmet?

btw someone from teh saints is legit paralyzed

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Sunday, December 12, 2010 5:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

wtf is wrong with you?

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we need one of tolbert's td dance, it was pretty strong

this is another 59-0 game lol

fuck calling a holding penalty

yea for a big man tolberts got sum hot moves

EVIL PATRIOTS

i am calling bears win at soldier field. brady's run of passes without any ints comes to an end with multi-pick meltdown. bookmark this shit folks.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, December 8, 2010 1:03 AM (4 days ago)

plenty of time yet...

haha

thats ok you can predict gb 2 beat them next week

First play from scrimmage of the 2nd half, pick-6 by the Niners.

Seahawks secretly a horrible team.

^actual lols at that

billick was interrupted midsentence abt needed a good opening drive

"seattle cant get greedy here they need a well-orchestrated drive for a score here to get started in the third quarter...ohh boy"

Seahawks secretly a horrible team.

The secret is out!

nice int by Berry for Chiefs

Rest of the Chiefs are no-shows though

that was still the best of the last 3 chicago punts

what a load of terrible games. for the first time this season, I may go do something else.

Are the Patriots "Santamazing" y/n

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omg they turned off the pats game in the 3rd quarter to show us the JETS? FUCK YOU CBS

really? thats fucked up

GRRRRRR!!!! I don't care how much of a blow out it is - go back to the Pats!!!!

Yeah wtf where's my snow massacre

that's just absurd. i have never watched a game where they broke away that soon, that's insane. pats didn't even get the ball in the 2nd half yet after a bears 3 and out

I mean, I'll be happy if Miami can beat the Jets and all, but c'mon!!!

wow Chiefs are screwed

they also didn't announce they were switching or have the announcers acknowledge a new audience I don't think, I was almost wondering if this was a mistake, but no, still watching the jets.

try theredzone dot tk if you wanna watch pats

i wish Fox would cut away from this SF game. would rather be watching the Rams or Cards ffs

Watch the Niners go 3-1 the rest of the way and win the division at 7-9

who just kicked it to hester NEVER DO THAT, but it's 36-0 anyway

there is a good chance that the dolphins won't have crossed midfield after the first quarter

booo

it's okay because of sanchez

Gus Johnson is very lol as a commentator.

without exaggeration, sean smith has dropped three mark sanchez picks right in his arms

These games blow

This skeleton guy isn't bad

Matt hassleblech

so did someone on the saints die? did i miss anything else? i spent the afternoon at a firing range.

uh someone on the jets sideline just intentionally tripped a dolphins gunner

http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg INT

jim n. wasn't even surprised.

tho it was lol because they spent the entire drive talking up http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg

not watching the fins/jets game, but from the ESPN gamecast, it looks like a riviting contest

shoulda spent more time honing my ar-15 skillz

You know nantz is watching golf at this point

so did someone on the saints die? did i miss anything else? i spent the afternoon at a firing range.

― call all destroyer, Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:26 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was time particularly well spent today tbh

classy organization

http://30fps.mocksession.com/2010%20December%2012%2018%2031%2043.jpg

all miami's ass't coaches should pull-out shotguns and shoot everyone on the jets sideline.

fair's fair

wow @ jets assistant coach

btw lol @ denver, mcdaniels really fucked that organization didn't he?

did the dolphins go after that dude or what, b/c they should have

i don't think the dolphins had any idea that it happened

sort of want him to get fired and publicly shamed can the nfl do that?

since it was on the other side of the field

well it doesn't look like an assistant coach to me -- more like a practice squad player? idk what the nfl can do

oh okay. on red zone scott hansen had speculated it was an assistant coach

dude's probably going to get cut if he's inessential

may be an assistant coach, who knows

it's surprising because i assume a rex ryan-coached team is always classy.

how many times do you guys think dan fouts is gonna say "san antonio holmes"? he's inching towards 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iWGnFNg344

also the dolphins have two first downs since the second quarter, and have about a 90% chance of winning this game

since the first quarter, sorry

what a scumbag.

jet's coach, not dolphins. dolphins just inept.

http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg INT again

another unconscionable throw by http://i54.tinypic.com/1j14s2.jpg

jake delcutlol

the league really caught up w/ the jetes dinn they?

knew he'd hatcat it eventually

i don't see the two make contact in that clip?

the chiefs have 58 total yards so far

the chargers have 426

seemed clear jets coach was trying to trip 'fins receiver tho

Deon Butler of the Seahawks scores a TD in the final two minutes but breaks his leg in the process.

this is some zapruder shit

notice the jets' player/coach lifting his heel off the ground

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the first jpg shows conclusive contact

do they always line up right along the ob line like that? do most teams?

do players have a "right" to out of bounds? I know about the whole unforced exet/entry to the field of play, but is there any rule that states a player has right of way OOB?

3 of the 4 times I've picked against the Bills this year, they've won. Buffalo, you can blame me for your record I guess. If I pick against them next season every week, they'll probably go 13-3.

1-man wrecking cru fyi

FG 4:40 Jay Feely 36 Yard Field Goal is Good 3 3
SECOND QUARTER DEN ARI
FG 11:57 Jay Feely 48 Yard Field Goal is Good 3 6
TD 4:09 Jay Feely 5 Yard Run (Jay Feely Kick is Good) 3 13
FG 0:09 Jay Feely 55 Yard Field Goal is Good 3 16
THIRD QUARTER DEN ARI
FG 9:45 Jay Feely 23 Yard Field Goal is Good 3 19

do players have a "right" to out of bounds? I know about the whole unforced exet/entry to the field of play, but is there any rule that states a player has right of way OOB?

― a penis with a man hanging from (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:02 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark

gunners routinely are run out of bounds on punts -- like, multiple times a game

Re:Courtney Roby

"The update was that he has feeling in his extremities and was alert when taken off the field. He was sent to Ochsner for observation."

i guess i was looking for contact at the fin's feet---so this is more getting clipped by the jets dude's knee (which is why he's taking that funny stance), huh

also it's one thing to be standing around on the sidelines and get run into, it's a much different thing to openly trip another player

cant imagine there'd be a game rule governing players not on the field of play (other than the entry/exit stuff)

ESPN gamecast says miami has 32 yards passing with about 4:00 left in the 4th quarter. how is that possible?

gonna suck when we lose this game.

there have been about 15 dropped passes combined b/w both teams

this has been a horrible day of games, maybe jags-raiders excepted

can't be said enough how *psyched* i am for the 18 game season

vick needs to single handedly resuscitate the day

bubbaprog has been king today

bubbaprog The Jets tripper appears to be Strength & Conditioning coach Sal Alosi.

Thread title pretty much says it all.

awwwwwwesome

J E T S suck suck suck

what will rex bury tomorrow

I never thought this game would end.

cameron wake is unblockable, in case anyone was wondering

Would like a gif of Dan Carpenter's celebration after the last play there.

J E T S suck suck suck

J E T S suck suck suck

J E T S suck suck suck

J E T S suck suck suck

J E T S suck suck suck

don't even know what happened but i happily endorse this.

oh! thank g-d.

for entertainment purposes i think the only super bowl that would be worth a shit this season would be pats vs saints or eagles

funny thing is, iirc, jets schedule gets really hard after this. they might not win another game in the regular-season.

at pitt next week

it's almost as if everyone overrated a team that needed three straight miracles to beat the lions, browns and texnas

yeah whoever that is is an idiot.

sanchez looks really bad

also, i am convinced that john mccain will win the 2008 general election.

i'm excited that "wow mark sanchez is actually kind of awful" is becoming an annual tradition

i know! maybe we can still be doing this in 5 years

he can be like tony romo and still talking about his "development" when he's a multi-year starter

i know! maybe we can still be doing this in 5 years

that will be depressing amid the jets/knicks dynasties.

also i love this whole sub plot over whether or not he can actually play in cold weather because he has small hands & never practiced or played in weather below 50 degrees before last season

lol we had 130 yards of total offense.

i thought sanchez wasn't supposed to matter? cause of revis island and shit? anyway, u can't santonio's drop on him

[blame]

that's true

we can spare some lols for santonilol

over/under on offensive points scored in nyj-pit game next week?

i'm guessing 3

apparently jay feely had a rushing touchdown today?

Looking forward to this Jerry Jones interview on 60 Minutes.

(John Boehner actually came across very likeable, fwiw. He only cried 3 times.)

omg john boenher is not likeable

I dunno, I don't think he's a bad person. I don't agree with him on ANYTHING, but he's not an asshole.

he handed out checks from tobacco companies on the floor of the house -- he's an asshole

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there is not a republican in congress who is not an asshole

wait this isn't the politics thread wtf

john boenher, deep down you may still be that great kid you used to be but its not who you are underneath, its what you do that defines you

um, let's get back to the jets mockery plz?

indeed

Mark Sanchez completed just 17-of-44 passes for 216 yards with no touchdowns and one interception in Sunday's ugly 10-6 loss to the Dolphins.

Sanchez was absolutely brutal for the second straight week. Showing zero confidence, he consistently missed throws and looked skittish in the pocket. He only lost one fumble, but put the ball on the ground two other times. In his defense, Sanchez was hurt when Santonio Holmes dropped an ridiculously easy touchdown pass. But all in all, the Jets have to seriously be considering if Sanchez is ready to lead them to a Super Bowl. This passing game is going to be hands off in fantasy next week against the Steelers.

hating the jets represents america's last great hope for true bipartisanship.

Ha, yes!

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the broncos are a horse in bad need of putting down.

youknowwho-bow, do not forsake us!

I sat Feeley in my fantasy league because I thought he had a groin injury. I'm losing by less points than he scored today. Has a kicker ever had a game as good as he had today?

probably not since like paul hornung

the clip of meredith singing makes me sad :(

EVERY GAME

vick's accuracy on deep balls is sickening

holy shit

man, this is what i like to see

for entertainment purposes i think the only super bowl that would be worth a shit this season would be pats vs saints or eagles

― omar little

I feel this. I guess it's that time of year to become a Saints fan again, since those other good teams are villains ime. Not sure who to root for in AFC. Raiders aren't for real yet.

eagles-pats is my dream SB at this point

If the Saints are the #1 wild card (which is a good possibility), they'd be something like 11-5 and would travel to play an away game against an 8-8 or 7-8 NFC West division winner.

^^ an 8-8 or 7-9 NFC West division winner, I mean

"cotton candy"

is lesean mccoy hurt? please tell me that lesean mccoy is not hurt

xxp it was only 2 yrs ago when a 12-4 indy played @ 8-8 sd in the playoffs & lost

Much as I love the Saints, their schedule the last few weeks has been soft soft soft. The next two games will really show whether they're repeatworthy.

fireman ed: u mad

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jets coach sal alosi identified in tripping of dolphin nolan carroll.

Denver just said xxxk it today didn't they? C'mon getting blown out by your rivals is one thing, but this Cardinals team SUCKS.

Good to see the Jets are keepin' it classy on the trip. I'd say NYJ's chances of making the playoffs now are pretty slim, as they have the Bears and Steelers next couple of weeks and those games are at best 50/50 chances to win.

Packers losing today was huge. I think that might have cost them a playoff spot.

NE short passing game is just sick. They have that short game back with Welker down again and it is pretty much uncoverable. Defense is still not that great, but that offense is kicking so well, I don't think it is going to matter. Being able to run with those two TE sets with that good O-line just pushes clubs out of the way on those screens and running game. You play up and Brady cooks you deep. Scary.

some great quotes from dansby here

“That is so dirty,” Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby told the Sun-Sentinel. ”Come on man. That’s dirty! It all trickles down hill. Their head coach [Rex Ryan] opened a can of worms over there, and now he’s got to fix it.”

Dansby was one of multiple Dolphins who said discipline is in order.

“They are going to handle it,” Dansby said. “I believe in Goodell! Goodell, come on man.”

fireman ed with eyeblack is amazing

yeah, you might wanna cover desean

would've lolled if that pass went in the Salvation Army bucket.

haha i was about to say

oh my god, they called a roughing the passer for vick. it's a miracle

so hey guys the giants finally made it to detroit

this game is alright

i'm glad they took my suggestion to hold the game in the pontiac hatcatdome instead

eagles-pats is my dream SB at this point

― ad hom alone (J0rdan S.), Sunday, December 12, 2010 8:48 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^

mine is '72 dolphins v '85 bears but you guys do whatever you want with yr dreams

lol at naughty jets coach, sort of thing should happen more, stay on the field if u dont like it imo

I'm thinking the entire #NFL wanted to sit inside and drink hot chocolate today.

My only Eagles-related dream is seeing the whole team marched one at a time into a massive trash compactor

Cowboys uber alles

an hour before the superbowl its revealed tom brady was part of mick vicks dog fighting ring, this would be compelling imo

al michaels: this reminds me of denny greens famous quote back in arizona finally the cowboys are who we thought they were

collinsworth: well not so much tonight

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA

that was one of the most amazing things i've ever seen

SWEET YAC

DESEAN JACKSON

the end of that play -> classic

it's dallas, CMON MAN, you have to

sick

SWEET TAUNTING

glad we took donnie avery and his positive attitude

Desean jackson is V fast

gif on that pretty plz

PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK

i was v appreciative of the slo-mo replay for helping out the gif makers

SPRAINED ANKLE

LIMPING

HAHAHAHA

Holy shit yes this is the way to beat the Cowboys!

OKAY LET'S REVIEW

lol at desean celebratory fuck up montage

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3117/loldesean.jpg

LAST THREE PLAYS

DESEAN JACKSON 91 YD TD ON A PASS THAT TRAVELED 9 YARDS IN THE AIR
EAGLES KICK OFF FROM THEIR 15 AND THE COWBOYS STILL GET THE BALL INSIDE THE 20
KITNA INTERCEPTION

epic epic lols

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― daria-g, Sunday, December 12, 2010 11:02 PM (51 seconds ago)

:D

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my new desktop background ^

getting swedish commercials over here btw

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i like that he even looks at the cowboys d

XDXDXDXDXD

boycott Hyundai

pomplamoose hyundai commercial is becoming the new THIS IS ARE COUNTRY imo

brokaw looks wasted

He'll have to keep his eye on that ravens defence >.o

lmbo @ costas up there

that gif is inherently watchable

love how the ref stops and stands at attention, like a g-d english pointer or something

O_O O_O O_O bob costas O_O O_O O_O

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costas knows his wife is watching the broadcast for his reaction yn

reaction to tits.jpg near his face, I mean

is that daphne from frasier or something

brokaw disheveled hair, loosened tie, mackin chix

andy reid just about decked that dude when he came off the field

rmde @ Calvin

tom brokaw v harrison ford

might wanna tackle him idk

is anyone EVER going to explain the clock to the eagles?

http://30fps.mocksession.com/STYLIN2.gif

iggles doing decent play clock this game

keeping in bounds, not wasting time outs...

well i thought their problems were when they had to play fast, not slow

yet knowledge of when the clock starts eludes.

oh, well. Calvin is a moron.

http://grab.by/7RTK

what is time

better than Hobbs tho :P

lol xp

love love love the 2010 eagles

awesome

so are the cowboys better than conventional wisdom or are the eagles worse?

cowboys have played alright since coaching change / eagles are p good

cowboys D sux basically

lol @ tashard choice

bitter divisional rivalry + game in dallas = any win for the iggles makes me happy

newman's body language on STYLIN.gif is all "oh C'MON man..."

I'm not trying to be an asshole, but I can't tell you all how much this picture pleases me:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01784/metrodome-620_1784017c.jpg

The two things are likely not related, but I like to imagine that if Favre hadn't returned this season, this would never have happened.

nice username Johnny! :D

lol I've been using this almost continuously since the first time you said it on here several weeks ago. Way to keep up! ; )

I usually skip over your posts so that's why I didn't notice :P
//joeks //deflecting bc I'm embarrassed

I cried when I saw the Superdome.
I laughed when I saw the Metrodome.

If New Madrid ever manages to hit St. Louis, I'll be all like "The Rams moved from Los Angeles?"

xp That's okay. I usually skip over my own posts too.

:)

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Falcons_cheerleaders_tour_Guantanamo

?!

Are those Browns uniforms on the table?

if they aren't they should be

If playoffs started today, you'd have defending Super Bowl champs New Orleans (10-3) playing AT St. Louis (6-7).

u_u

rooting hard for Tavaris Jackson tonight

Hoping Texans lose tonight for wearing their all-reds. Ugliest shit in the league.

Giants have to lose tonight. I'm already disgusted by this, "They spent this crazy weekend playing cards and just getting to know each other as guys" storyline. If they win and suddenly "have the huge momentum of their difficult week away from home which they hard fought won" storylines it'll be too much to bear. ("they won against the vikings shiny incredible new qb tarvaris lolhatcat jackson")

hahaha who just saw karlos dansby's interview from yesterday where he said re the strength coach "c'mon man. that needs to be on monday night, freeze frame that. c'mon man."

they showed it during c'mon man

fyi for those not watching, this giants/vikings game is terrible. i think there have been so many commercial breaks that they're not even desperately trying to grab a commercial break when teams call timeouts

oh my god tarvaris jackson is the worst qb ever

dear refs, plz stop throwing foul flags until this game picks up a little

these red uniforms the titans are wearing make them look like miners (engineers?) from some generic sci-fi videogame universe

Ugliest shit in the league.
^^^^

i'm not sure if chuckie gets more glee out of anything than saying "JERK route"

otm upthread, the Texan all-red uniform is a nightmare. They look like bobsledders

THIS GUY derrick mason

jason allen is a disaster

derek mason is ageless

ha, I thought Mason's foot got hit, but he just jumped right out of his own shoe

lol @ chucky <3 the U

that was hilarious & kinda bizarre -- tirico sorta made a crack about him being "up on his canes history"

THIS GUY CUNDIFF

even cundiff gets a THIS GUY

dam @

B. Jacobs 14 116 8.3
A. Bradshaw 11 103 9.4

That drop by Ford in the end zone... bring that shit in, dont wait for it to bounce off yr numbers, dude

haha chuckie's opinion on challenges has been so funny recently

"ah what the hell, just overturn it. give it to em."

god the texans are such garbage

wow

ok they are actually showing some heart and getting back into this thing

O_O houston

CMON MAN

double wow

this game!

wow wow wow

C'MON MAN

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/2194/happy44tirico.jpg

go texans!

ahahahaaha WAHT

brutal

C'MON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

god why do texans fans exist

Oh shit..

omg Favre is wearing a camo ballcap with a camo "4" on the front.

http://www.officialbrettfavre.com/fan_store/category_vikings_memorabilia/product_e7a41674c1fe/

Would I ever wear a Snuggie? Yes ... but never in public. - Jerome Bettis

Rot in hell, Joe Buck.

Is this about something in particular, or just a general (and widely shared) sentiment?

lolz @ chargers punt kicker taking a hit & seeming to hang 4ever perfectly vertical on his head