"She's got great feet, too. She's got everything nice. What the hell?" Your 2011 Week 1 ILNFL Thread

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New Orleans @ Green Bay
Atlanta @ Chicago
Cincinnati @ Cleveland
Buffalo @ Kansas City
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis
Detroit @ Tampa Bay
Tennessee @ Jacksonville
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
Indianapolis @ Houston
Carolina @ Arizona
Minnesota @ San Diego
Seattle @ San Francisco
New York Giants @ Washington
Dallas @ New York Jets
New England @ Miami
Oakland @ Denver

I really have no idea. No clue. This is going to be a season like Mayberry RFD or when Randy Quaid was on Saturday Night Live.

Kerry Collins starting for the Indianapolis Colts.

Like playing with Star Wars figures inside your very own Castle Greyskull.

Like a black fly in your Chardonnay?

Kerry Collins starting for the Indianapolis Colts.

― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, September 7, 2011 1:07 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

shaking my fist at this ;_;

oh shit I have been ignoring the whole Colts/Peyton thing, I guess I have to actually think about my picks this week

New Orleans
Atlanta
Cleveland
Kansas City
Tampa Bay
Tennessee
Baltimore
Houston
Arizona
San Diego
San Francisco
New York Giants
Dallas
New England
Denver

peyton manning not starting the regular season opener is evidence in itself of the decline of american civilization. also, kerry collins!!!

New Orleans @ Green Bay: Packz
Atlanta @ Chicago: Falcz
Cincinnati @ Cleveland: Autumn colorz
Buffalo @ Kansas City: Chiefz
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis: Igglez
Detroit @ Tampa Bay: Buccz
Tennessee @ Jacksonville: Titanz
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore: Steelerz
Indianapolis @ Houston: Texanz
Carolina @ Arizona: Cardz
Minnesota @ San Diego: Boltz
Seattle @ San Francisco: Seahawkz
New York Giants @ Washington: Giantz
Dallas @ New York Jets: Jetz
New England @ Miami: Dolphz
Oakland @ Denver: Raidz

Obama's jobs speech has pushed the NFL pregame extravaganza to a bunch of cable channels, among them SyFy. I am excited to watch football-related programming on the same channel I normally watch Debbie Gibson vs. Gateroid.

The last quarterback to start for the Colts who wasn't Peyton Manning was 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh.

Manning's in the "Mike Sherman's last season at Green Bay" era on the Favre timeline.

It is definitely much more bizarro NFL to open the season, but in a way I think it is a BIT easier to pick on week one, as you lean a bit heavier on the clubs that usually have their sxxt together than usual (except Indy). There are also a couple of clubs going total commando at QB starting a rookie QB on 20 practices which would only work in like First & Ten or some goofball comedy like Heaven Can Wait or The Waterboy (and even he would never get to return the ball as they pretty much banned kickoffs).

New Orleans @ Green Bay - probably close, but you take the Packers at home.
Atlanta @ Chicago - hard to say or call, but I am leaning Falcons
Cincinnati @ Cleveland- There is just no way Andy Dalton rips the Browns and Cincy wins with their jailbird running game and pourous offensive line. Browns are not great, but if they can't win this one, it's going to be one cold ass fall off the lake. I could see the Cincy defense playing up as it is the Browns and weird stuff happens in rivalry games especially when one club seems like a colossal lock game to take Cleveland, which I do.
Buffalo @ Kansas City- I sware I don't think I have seen the Bills play in like five years. KC are going to be playing without Cassel I think, but I still take the Chiefs at home.
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis- I'm taking the Eagles, but I wouldn't be suprised if the Rams knocked them off, as 1. the Rams seemed to be improving and 2. Andy Reid wins alot of games especially against good teams, but his clubs do have sometimes the knack of playing bad in weird matchups sometimes.
Detroit @ Tampa Bay- Kind of an intriguing matchup, as I think Detroit's D-line is interesting and they are kind of an interesting 'maybe' club. I'm taking the Bucs as they are a flight or two up the stairs from the basement in the development line. Then again...who knows now - I have no idea how much turnover their rosters had in the free for all.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville- I have no idea. Jags cut their middling starting QB for a McCown. Titans only just signed Johnson, have a new coach, qb, etc. Jags I guess--they at least have the same coach.
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore- Well, these guys know each other, so I think the whole lockout turmoil doesn't really apply here. It's still a total pickem game.
Indianapolis @ Houston- I guess Texans, but it would be a good story for the Colt defense to come out and smack down Houston. It could happen, but not bloody likely unless the Colts are able to run the ball for the first time in a couple years.
Carolina @ Arizona- (see Browns/Bengals game then subtract rivalry) I'm taking the Cards hard, new Qb or not.
Minnesota @ San Diego- Chargers have the talent and should win, but they have also played themselves into a corner the last couple years blowing these kind of games. It will be interesting to see if the Vikings defense bounces back at all. McNabb should do Ok, eventually.
Seattle @ San Francisco- fxxk if I know. I think both clubs are running the single wing, as there isn't a freaking QB on either club. I'll take the Niners as Harbaugh you know has a hard on for wanting to beat Carroll at anything. Harbaugh would probably chew marbles to beat Carroll at chinese checkers, if he needed to.
New York Giants @ Washington- I liked that Grossman moxie back in Chicago, but you know that isn't going to work. Giants SHOULD win, but hey it's the Giants, they often really seem as good as their rep/hype.
Dallas @ New York Jets- Eh, I'm kind of scared that Garrett might actually know what he is doing and will cut down on the strippers and showtime that usually keeps the Cowboys from really being good. That said, you go on what you know and last time I saw the Jets, their D was pretty good. Jets it is.
New England @ Miami- Pats. Dolphins off season moves make go good sense at all other than they want to suck get a high draft pick and try to hire a big name next year.
Oakland @ Denver- I bet this one will be fun to watch. I have no idea if either of these clubs are any good. Total pickem, but I go RAIDERS as I am just not a Broncos fan.

I sware I don't think I have seen the Bills play in like five years.

count yourself lucky

Oh yeah, I hedged- I'm taking the Steelers.

New Orleans @ Green Bay - packers
Atlanta @ Chicago - bears
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - ocho & carson were weighing dem down - BENGALS
Buffalo @ Kansas City - chefs
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis - iggles
Detroit @ Tampa Bay - lions
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - jax
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore - ravens, cuz pitt will win wk w/e when they play again
Indianapolis @ Houston - texans i guess but dont lay a huge # imo
Carolina @ Arizona - cards
Minnesota @ San Diego - bolts
Seattle @ San Francisco - http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.pngs
New York Giants @ Washington - nyg
Dallas @ New York Jets - nyj
New England @ Miami - fuck it, dolphins
Oakland @ Denver - raiders

i'm betting that teams with coaching and personnel continuity are going to have an even bigger advantage than usual this year, esp early in the season.

New Orleans @ Green Bay - i might be rooting for the saints here, perversely
Atlanta @ Chicago - tough road game, not a gimme
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - the bengals are dead to me, i hope they never win anything again (lol)
Buffalo @ Kansas City
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis - tempted to pick the upset here
Detroit @ Tampa Bay - tampon gay sucs~
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - yeesh, who knows
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore
Indianapolis @ Houston - watch kerry 'the magic man' collins dismantle these fools
Carolina @ Arizona
Minnesota @ San Diego - intriguing game!
Seattle @ San Francisco
New York Giants @ Washington - skins are dreadful but they could still win, nfc east games are bizarre
Dallas @ New York Jets - this could be a real corker
New England @ Miami
Oakland @ Denver - go The Raiders bitch

Seattle @ San Francisco - s

lol @ this^ -- i wrote "h a t c a t s" btw

lol

guys

i am so. freaking. pumped. for football!!!!!!!!

yah it's time

New Orleans @ Green Bay - packers
Atlanta @ Chicago - falcons
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - cleveland. having just spent a few days in cinci i wish i could pull for them but what they're doing to palmer is unconscionable.
Buffalo @ Kansas City - hard to reconcile how bad the chiefs looked in the preseason with their supposed talent level. if they were away i'd pick buffalo but they're not.
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis - eagles, but i think this will be close.
Detroit @ Tampa Bay - two of the teams i'm most interested to see. bucs.
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - totally agree w/"who knows" but i think the jags will pull this out.
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore - steelers. i think ravens decline in a serious way this year.
Indianapolis @ Houston - week 1 is the best time to pick who you want to win so texans!
Carolina @ Arizona - moribund game of the week. cards.
Minnesota @ San Diego - chargers should take care of business.
Seattle @ San Francisco - niners
New York Giants @ Washington - giants
Dallas @ New York Jets - see indy/houston but man it will get ppl talking if dallas takes this
New England @ Miami - pats
Oakland @ Denver - raiders

New Orleans @ Green Bay: pack
Atlanta @ Chicago: falcons
Cincinnati @ Cleveland: COME ON, MAN
Buffalo @ Kansas City: chiefs
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis: eagles
Detroit @ Tampa Bay: lions
Tennessee @ Jacksonville: tenn
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore: ravens
Indianapolis @ Houston: houstons
Carolina @ Arizona: super cardinals
Minnesota @ San Diego: super chargers
Seattle @ San Francisco: ban this game
New York Giants @ Washington: REDSKINS
Dallas @ New York Jets: jets, what the hell
New England @ Miami: pats
Oakland @ Denver: raiderz

INDY!

Is, like, the only thing I really really really want to happen.

Uggh I honestly have NFI

New Orleans @ Green Bay: pack
Atlanta @ Chicago: falcons
Cincinnati @ Cleveland: lets go brownie
Buffalo @ Kansas City: chiefs
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis: iggles
Detroit @ Tampa Bay: lions
Tennessee @ Jacksonville: tites
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore: raves
Indianapolis @ Houston: texans
Carolina @ Arizona: cards
Minnesota @ San Diego: chargers
Seattle @ San Francisco: zzz but plz be seahawks, I work with a ton of niners
New York Giants @ Washington: giants
Dallas @ New York Jets: ugh Jets I guess
New England @ Miami: pats
Oakland @ Denver: raiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiders

no clue but playing along

New Orleans @ Green Bay - Packers. think Saints O is trending down.
Atlanta @ Chicago - heavily invested in Falcons in fantasy. go atl.
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - lol i 'unno just watching football
Buffalo @ Kansas City - buffalos
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis - rams have enough of a chance that I am in. RAMS
Detroit @ Tampa Bay - Lions
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - hard to know, Johnson could go crazy or could get 5 yds.
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore - Ravens for no reason
Indianapolis @ Houston - should be texans but they will find a way to lose
Carolina @ Arizona - bad game. kolb looks mediocre
Minnesota @ San Diego - Chargers. again I am fooled to think they will be good at start.
Seattle @ San Francisco - nfc west we sorry
New York Giants @ Washington - Skins? Giants entire D is hurt.
Dallas @ New York Jets - lol most hated. Cowboys gotta be better, something to prove, so them.
New England @ Miami - Pats
Oakland @ Denver - Raiders

i wrote "h a t c a t s" btw

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5010/5358886928_03cbd516ac_m.jpg

hahaha

Green Bay
Chicago
Cleveland
Kansas City
Saint Louis
Tampa Bay
Tennessee
Baltimore
Houston
Arizona
San Diego
San Francisco
Washington
Dallas
New England
Denver

New Orleans @ Green Bay: Packers
Atlanta @ Chicago: Falcons (painful to say)
Cincinnati @ Cleveland: Browns
Buffalo @ Kansas City: Bills
Philadelphia @ Saint Louis: Rams
Detroit @ Tampa Bay: Bucs
Tennessee @ Jacksonville: tough one, Titans?????
Pittsburgh @ Baltimore: Ravens
Indianapolis @ Houston:Texans
Carolina @ Arizona: Cards
Minnesota @ San Diego: will the Chargers wait till week 5 to start the season?? Bolts
Seattle @ San Francisco: Hawks
New York Giants @ Washington: Giants
Dallas @ New York Jets: Cowboys
New England @ Miami: Patriots
Oakland @ Denver: Oakland

on second thought, im changing my pick to Tennessee.

lol so much challops as usual for the philly game itt

Oh, I forgot to pick a winner for that one. Philly

challops as in picking the upset or in that it won't be an upset?

lol so much challops as usual for the philly game itt

― Mordy, Thursday, September 8, 2011 12:25 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sorry I dont buy into this "Dream Team" shit man. Bunch of garbage, especially with the holes they have. As a Bears fan, i know first hand what a sieve-like O-line can do to your team.

lol, you don't need a dream team to beat the rams

Green Bay
Atlanta Is Lovie Smith still coaching Chi?
Cleveland
Buffalo <--- who is on this team
Philadelphia
Detroit
Tennessee
Pittsburgh in a terrible, terrible game.
Houston
Arizona Carolina may be shut out
San Diego
Seattle
New York Giants
New York Jets
New England
Oakland

Green Bay
Atlanta
Cincinnati @ Cleveland - why do you all do this still?
Kansas City
Philadelphia
Detroit @ Tampa Bay - Tigers will kill the Rays
Tennessee @ Jacksonville - oh God
Baltimore
Houston - No Manning worse than no Foster. Only thing worse for Indianapolis would be if Sugarland played the halftime show.
Arizona
San Diego
San Francisco
New York Giants
New York Jets
New England
Oakland

is lee evans still on buffalo?

Lee Evans.

That guy.

Marcell Dareus has supposedly looked great in preseason and training.

manning done for season.

wow. i am 50% rooting for kerry collins and 50% rooting for 0-16.

wau @ manning news

i honestly have nothing to live for without peyton manning

don't do it! there's more to live for! like http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png!

that's h-a-t-c-a-t but apparently he's suffering an injury too :'(

i mean i'm going to keep living but there is no point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfW41eKUkKE

i'd just like to say an early rip to my 2011 fantasy season; peyton to whoever will be a brutal downgrade in a 2-qb league

FOXSports.com's Dr. Mark Adickes says Peyton Manning's latest surgery could signal end of his career

no way. peyton could be out 10 years and come back in a wheelchair with a baboon's neck and someone would take him.

very btw, 40% of kickoffs in the preseason were touchbacks. I'll try not to clog the threads all year with complaining about it but wtf.

i'd like to take this opportunity to issue one of many fuck yous that i hope to deliver to roger goodell this season

dang poor peyty, first neck surgery now dungy betrayal

Yeah, that was cold.

what did dungy say??

hah did you see the cheesehead with the daft punk scrolling LED lights on it

that he'd take aaron rodgers over manning even if manning were healthy

isn't rodgers like 7 years younger? not so surprising.

anywhere to watch this online?

i think nbc is streaming? so says the saints twitters, but it crashes my browser so i can't tell

http://hqplayer.nbcsports.com/Player.html?PID=61

FOOTBALL

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

FOOTBALLLLLLL

That NBC link is great, PIP with multiple camera angles.

that was clinical

aaron rodgers takes the throne tbh

wow colston

d'oh

whump

playing that jock jams song was very effective for the pack

ok aaron rodgers double take was pretty lol worthy

jeez

I know this isn't Monday night but every THIS GUY in the world goes to Aaron Rodgers

true

sproles!

sproletariat!

sproles! xp ha

sproles is gonna be great for them

that was a really beautiful return

what a great first game thus far!

love that greg jennings

wild game

i cannot honestly see the Browns doing anything like this for at least 75 years

i don't know who this handsome young green bay quarterback is but i think he is going to be a star

oh word

O_O

damn

THIS GAME

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

amazing

son of a gun

wire-fu shit

oh wo...

i mean, it looks like they figured out that the kicking team is compressing as they go down the field and you can get maximum yardage if you can get thru that first line.

clay matthews: still an insane viking

thiiiiiiiiiiiis GAME

that's a touchdown

Randall Cobb AMERICAN HERO

Darren Sproles AMERICAN HERO

I'll stop there. This game is full of them.

if the saints can get the packers defense right back on the field again - without giving up a kick return score this time - they could take this game over

if you don't trust your o-line to run it on 4th and inches why don't you kick the fg?!

that 4th down play was horrible. it relied entirely on surprising the defense. when GB didn't over commit to the run brees had nothing to throw at. too much of a gamble for a crucial down in the game overall.

one million people in twitteronia are like 'that dougie was trash'

it's hard to believe this is actually a real game

brees does that lob over the shoulder pass better than anyone else in the nfl

that 4th down play was horrible. it relied entirely on surprising the defense. when GB didn't over commit to the run brees had nothing to throw at. too much of a gamble for a crucial down in the game overall.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, September 8, 2011 11:04 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark

i said to my friend "if they don't get this & the packers drive down and score then the game's over" and pretty much yep

if you haven't been able to run it up the middle all game, you shouldn't be going for it on fourth down imo

right, what i said about this game being over, nevermind that

this game! BREES

lol i really wish i gambled because the over for this game was 48

imagine if they had college rules

OMFG

PI

THIS ENTIRE GAME

THIIIIIIIIIIIIS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

ahahah WHAT

bad call

lol i really wish i gambled because the over for this game was 48

wow wish i had seen that

FLYING HAWK

O_O

RUN IT UP THE MIDDLE DON'T BE STUPID

WOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

ugh terrible play call

nice play call sean p

ok i guess there's a reason they don't trust that o-line!

man, that is fucking sad

honestly if you can't run it up the middle for one yard you don't deserve to win the game

well there's the two most entertaining teams in the nfl for ya

seemed like brees was under pressure on every play until the final drive

well a decent amount of 1-yard runs up the middle fail! especially when everyone knows that's going to be the play!

you've got to be able to get one yard when you need it

throwing two straight TDs from inside the 2 seems pretty much impossible

play action and leak jimmy graham outside there and they have a chance to tie the game

if they'd have been able to run it up the middle for 1 yard in the 3rd quarter..

pretty much this game = pack had 3rd and goal on the one, handed it off to their FB and he walked into the endzone, saints have 4th and goal from the 1 and can't even get one inch

play action and leak jimmy graham outside there and they have a chance to tie the game

― call all destroyer, Thursday, September 8, 2011 11:51 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark

you're probably right, but i won't begrudge a coach for being like "well let's try and get one damn yard"

nah i don't begrudge him but one of the few things the packers d did pretty well in that game was control the middle of the line

maybe run a counter, GB front is all about aggression and explosion. and don't give it to the rookie.

i think GB creaking but holding on shows they are going to be more like playoff GB than reg season 2010 GBP

Jimmy Graham showing off "the belt" in Lambeau wasn't cool at all. That guy's gonna get egged in the parking lot.

crowd reaction was lollllllll

it all went a bit

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ironsheik_508.jpg

can there be a round robin for the nfc championship b/w the packers, saints and eagles?

I thought Randall Cobb went way too low in the draft, I figured he would be a lock first rounder. UK football is not a pro factory at all, but if you saw some of the stuff Cobb did, I thought he could become a really good pro. He's a more powerful and polished receiver version of Antwaan Randel El, who was a QB at IU.

Packers want to get real sick, they should run some stuff with Cobb getting the snap out of the shotgun. He was a pretty deadly doing that in short yardage and certain times with UK.

god I can't believe somebody born in 1990 is playing in the nfl

Ouch.

Payton made some bad coaching mistakes, but the Saints are going to win a lot of games.

New Orleans @ Green Bay - i might be rooting for the saints here, perversely

this was totally a lie btw, lmao @ saints

The Raiders might actually have their fastest team ever right now. 40 times:

CB Stanford Routt 4.27
WR Jacoby Ford 4.28
CB DeMarcus Van Dyke 4.28
WR Darrius Heyward-Bey 4.30
S Tyvon Branch 4.31
RB Darren McFadden 4.33
RB Taiwan Jones 4.33
QB Terrelle Pryor 4.36

over/under for wins on the season: 4.4

^^clean hit

*cries*

oh my god fox news is showing this thing w/ george bush called "the journey for our heroes" which tries to argue that we were able to heal from 9/11 bc of football holy shit most exploitive bullshit i've ever seen

"we'll discuss how the return of football was instrumental in healing millions after 9/11"

NO @ GB - GB
PIT @ BAL - BAL
IND @ HOU - HOU
CIN @ CLE - CLE
ATL @ CHI - ATL
PHI @ STL - PHI
DET @ TB - DET
BUF @ KC - KC
TEN @ JAC - JAC
NYG @ WAS - NYG
SEA @ SF - SEA
MIN @ SD - SD
CAR @ ARI - ARI
DAL @ NYJ - NYJ

NE @ MIA - NE
OAK @ DEN - DEN

yay, week 1! hello again ILNFL!

hello rockapads! nice GB pick!

oh my god fox news is showing this thing w/ george bush called "the journey for our heroes" which tries to argue that we were able to heal from 9/11 bc of football

hey man, the pats won the SB - it helped me

i'm grateful for nfl countdown/sportscenter for something to change the channel to this weekend. i was in dc ten years ago, stop talking about it already. i was going to pick up a ticket to the redskins/giants game but all the ceremony stuff they're going to do made me rethink because i just don't want to deal

also don't want to deal with skins prob losing 7 of the last 8 matchups vs football giants. my expectations are not high

got free sunday ticket today. very swag.

holy shit this guy doin the anthem in chicago fucking owns

who is he???

lol he was something else. i think maybe he was retarded

oh man i don't have the bears game! i've got ravens/steelers and iggles/rams

ah, two of my least favorite things on earth: over-the-top patriotism and overflowing nfl testosterone

apparently he is jim cornelison, the anthem singer for the chicago blackhawks

RAVENS

first play of the game: vick runs it for 9 yards. i hope he survives the game!

ravens mean bizniz. everything nice there.

stevie jackson!

fml

eagles preseason concerns:

- shoddy offensive line
- young linebackers

first offensive possession:

- line caves in on second down
- line fails to pick up blitz on third down

first defensive possession:

- linebackers get sucked into the line on a run, stephen jackson cuts back, runs for a 40+ yard touchdown

good lord is the same budweiser never forget ad on both stations at once?! STOP IT

heh yeah i saw most of iggles first series on offense o_o

and they can't even snap the ball on time

so, this is definitely like how the heat didn't bother to sign any centers or point guards, except with three times the number of starting positions in play

okay, vick still has a fucking hose

memo to andy reid: ronnie brown is old, slow and awful

wow, great throw and catch ravens brought back. looked like a horrible hold live but not as bad on replay

my man shady!

brian billick is still awesome too

breaking: phil simms is an idiot

aqib talib pick six, RIP to whoever he murdered this off season

lol

looks like indy getting torn up. 2 sacks, fumble lost, 10-0 down

lol @ indy

steelers/ravens FITE

my brother just brought up an interesting point

what happens if peyty is out all season and the colts get the first pick and win the andrew luck sweepstakes

RedZone, I missed you.

HAHAH ROFFLES

wham. suggs huge hit on roffles, fumble

flacco killin it

and ray rice fumbles to himself

i know it's our board description, but i'd just thought i'd remind everyone of

"I would choke the hell outtaa chimpanzee"

anyone know a better place than atdhe.net to stream these?

Uh Andy Dalton is not bad

somehow cadillac looks agile and not slow?

btw stephen jackson pulled his quad if everyone was wondering

Collins is looking old as Favre

LOLOLOLOL

Uh Andy Dalton is not bad

― polyphonic, Sunday, September 11, 2011 1:35 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that td throw he made was v. good!

streaming, i try tvpc.com but not the 'live sports' link, use the 'live tv' and then look for a broadcast station in the area

matt forte sick td

dunno if this is any better than anything else but there are streams here: http://maninbo.com/streams.html

<3 ray rice

jaque parker Dream Team

damn, forte

thank yall

Has Joe Addai always had long dreads?

cannot fucking believe the colts are going to replace peyton manning with andrew luck

couldn't the colts salvage their season and possibly make the playoffs if they just signed david garrard?

sure!

maybe luck will just stay and do grad school

i'm still blown away that garrard is just hanging out there.

hey can someone explain to me why the eagles new defensive coordinator was their o-line coach for the last 13 years?

i don't think garrard can run peyty's offense.

buffaloooooo

i don't think kerry collins can either

big-time catch by stevie johnson

sick catch by the joker

i guess buffalo may actually have something with fitz-johnson

/!\ alert /!\ the lions kind of suck? /!\ alert /!\

hines ward driving people insane

the bills don't have much with brad smith

Hear that? That's the sound of everyone jumping off the Browns bandwagon.

wait, who exactly was on the browns bandwagon?

favre to the colts?

hahahaha. now that i know it is a thing i am officially on the browns bandwagon.

garbage coverage by baltimore on that TD

holy crap indy..............

the rot seems to run deep throughout the colts roster

can't wait to see jim caldwell attempt to coach the colts through adversity!

peyton should get an mvp award today

umm, apparently some guy on the bucs has his hamstrings ATTACHED to his pelvic bones WITH SCREWS

this really serves the colts right for feeling like they never needed an nfl quality back up

this fucking rookie. unless you are devin hester or desean jackson do not try to run it 8 yards out of the end zone

oh man, vick just threw an absolute fucking beautiful pass to DJ but he dropped it. probably would've been a 90 yd td

seen a lot of dropped balls today? wonder if wrs are extra rusty

former charger scott chandler having a nice game

lionsssss

terrible pass by stafford, td anyway

eagles offensive line looks 2010 bears level bad

Loved shot of Rofflrsburger looking up from right to left followed by shot of empty sky over the stadium.

Anyway, I'm sure it was a lovely fly-by.

iggles o-line has made some okay plays today (that vick run just there was nice) and have mostly been overwhelmed when a lot of pressure was brought against them, which has at least something to do with their inexperience and will probably get better over the season

browns bandwagon picking up steam

that was terrible

vick just got blown up

eagles absolutely cannot run the ball

or block a blitz

i was in the middle of typing -- i gotta imagine these rookie linesmen are the biggest losers of less practice time since a lot of their skills are technical/repetitive stuff (grabs/how to push/how to pick up the right man/etc)

defense is looking pretty okay

on the other hand, vick still looks mostly epochal tho

Seeing Ricky Williams in a Ravens uni is something I'm never going to adjust to.

kansas city was terrible in preseason, now getting whooped by the bills

ray riiiice

ray rice is the most magical hamster

mercy rule in houston alert

"that's their final timeout of the day" - uh, no. of the half.

not to mention announcers talking about how "the steelers - uh - i mean the eagles..." are playing

if i could put any RB in the league on the pats it would be ray rice

cutler just "did everything right but the throw"

are the colts the worst team in nfl history

yeah, kinda like "steven jackson hasn't been in since td run" wrong

jacoby jones loooong td

it's almost as if every single player on the team was like "welp, we're gonna get the shit beat out of us" and thus the texans are up 34-0

in other news, 67-yard fields goals still not advisable.

offense yards:
colts 71
texans 262

wait, who the fuck tried a 67y fg?

since we're talking about horrible announcer mistakes, jim nantz just called ben tate a rookie

the ravens mascot is terrifying with that bandana

lol the titans -- trying to get points at any cost xp

feeling pretty good about starting Houston on fantasy d

btw can i just say this is hilarious, fuck the colts

titans are also terrible - afc south is v weak

this fucking rookie. unless you are devin hester or desean jackson do not try to run it 8 yards out of the end zone

― Mordy, Sunday, September 11, 2011 2:06 PM (18 minutes ago)

^^^

made a $20 bet w/ a friend the other night that the texans would go 6-0 in the division, feeling pretty godo about that

including the preseason i've already seen two atrocious td celebrations by tony scheffler

rofl

MICHAEL VICK

VICKRUN

fucking vick

absolutely absurd catch by avant there for the first...catches the ball in midair and - in midair - contorts his body so the part with the ball stays past the first down stick

it's almost as if the eagles settled on an atrocious offensive line for our enjoyment?

re: scheffler he just drew an imaginary sword and swashbuckled for a few seconds--could he possibly be more of a dork?

i thought that early int might set stafford up to struggle a little but i am coming round to the view that he really might be the real deal

my fantasy season bet on atl not looking good.

matt stafford w/ the aaron murray memorial game

i approve of the return of madden-style vick

this is thrilling!

i love mike vick so much

FOOTBALL

wth is happening at buf/kc? kc have been in the red zone for about 10 minutes

welcome to the scoreboard, jamaal charles!

lol @ announcers acting SHOCKED that the eagles are having clock mgmt issues

my lord, vick

"do u think this might be intentional??"

michael vick is so thrilling

vick has made two utterly jaw dropping passes today, both dropped by DJ

i wonder if DJ thinks he should've shown up to camp now

(nb, I believe he deserves a new contract but still.)

kerry collins is literally the statue of liberty playing quarterback

hi scott hanson, love ya boo

NGATA PROBLEM

speaking of blowouts

loltimore

oh stillers

fake pat, haha

i don't know who tricked me into believing that the titans could possibly be good this year. from the vince young / jeff fischer craziness this is clearly not a healthy functional franchise atm

lol why did the ravens just use their fake pat play in a blowout?

When the coverage looks ripe for the picking, pick.

tomlin is so pissed!

holy shit ngata laid someone out

favre to pittsburgh?

lol why did the ravens just use their fake pat play in a blowout?

― call all destroyer, Sunday, September 11, 2011 2:46 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

trolling the steelers, obv

Raves!!

GO 4 IT

oh shit, james harrison

that's a fucking tackle

uh, josh mcdaniels just called a throwback pass inside his own 20

bruce gradkowski time

"trickery!"

bruce gradkowski sighting!

wait, what team is he on now?

WOW sam bradford almost got his knee blown out

eagles got flagged on the bernard palmer-tom brady rule

caddy looks pretty fast

all these third down penalties are getting depressing

yeah! he looks really good xp

some of them (like that second samuels call) are total bullshit too.

in news that may shock everyone, cadillac williams has limped off the field

darryl tapp balling out

lol when i heard them say, "rams are depending a lot on some of these key acquisitions like williams" i thought, good luck there guys.

Fokou is a great Philly jersey

hahaha

roffl

/!\ alert /!\ do NOT throw an armpunt in the direction of ed reed /!\ alert /!\

hahahaha

DEVIN HESTER AYYYYYYYIEEEEEEEEEE

another VICKRUN

god, vick is unreal

season's over

i thought the bears were supposed to be bad

if you can't get pressure and contain w/ your front four you have no shot of stopping them on third down

at least we can look forward to the draf...ohhhhhhhh

more penalties this game than plays

Bear's D and special teams as usual are a big reason they are looking good. O-line until this last drive had been still really porous. Falcons had been able to put pash rush when needed up till now.

ATL's o-line hasn't been looking good either. Bears front four have been driving in on them all day.

memo to andy reid: the dolphins retired the ronnie brown wildcat for a reason (he's incredibly slow)

NEWSFLASH MICHAEL VICK IS VERY GOOD

hey DJ didn't drop that one :)

was the referee just grinding vick as he was doing his guitar solo?

lol falqs

that state farm 9/11 commercial with the firemen and the little kids is weird as hell

scott chandler again!

Here is Matt Ryan on that fumble.

http://blisstree.com/files/2010/02/butterlogo.jpg

stafford limps off

this is where (i hope) phil defense is gonna shine. rams behind have to start throwing and now they can sit in nickel for the rest of the game

here is a tweet from the stl media: "Vick is just playing catch out there. Hard for Bradford to do the same with drops, missed blocks, etc."

the delusions of bradford are great here

defensive line has had at least a few sacks this game

yeah our linebackers are gonna have their hands full this season

sighhhhh

not sure why that guy had to hold brandon gibson when he was being double covered, but merry xmas rams

Jeff_McLane: I'm sorry but that wasn't a good call. Nnamdi barely touched Gibson. -> cosign

more penalties this game than plays

yeah it was borderline pass interference, got called because he jumped over his back

Bills inside the Chiefs' 5 again.

he got a full fist of his jersey

Still can't figure out exactly what happened during that Steelers/Ravens fight and/or scuffle, other than the ref getting put on his back. Ike Taylor's an ass, though.

more like badford

the ol' bend but don't break d

4 TDs for Fitzpatrick.

I like Fitzy.

trying to remember in which league i have a shitty qb

bradford can throw 3 yard passes in the middle of the field like the best of 'em.

needs to be a campaign 2 change fitzp's wiki pic

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Ryan_Fitzpatrick_Bills_vs_Jets.jpg

bradford blew his read on that second down pass, had a guy wide open in the back of the end zone

REGGIE WAYNE

they need to ban michael vick from the nfl

holy shit
michael vick

holy shit vick

guys, holy shit megatron johnson

bears d looking fierce

cj 5 rushes 12 yds

how can the calcoms have so many yds and never score

meant falcons, but keeping calcoms

they finally sacked vick

ed reed loooves ben

ha philly got a break there

how the shit does ed reed pick off so many passes every single year

barfaloooo

he led the NFL in INTs last year and he literally missed half the season

yo the bills are tapping that ass

heard rumor b-more D was at the end of the line

so is buffalo's D supposed to be good or does cassel really suck?

holy crap bills

brian price just popped a screw i think

cassel sucks but bills d could be frisky

the chiefs might be really bad

bills d has been okay past couple of years

seems like they must have figured out their pass pro woes to some degree, judging from the score.

:D

amendola out, injury too ugly to show replay :/

Wonder what happened to that rams receiver. Dude on TV said something like "it was gruesome and we're not showing it again."

he got welkered

tons of injuries so far today seems like.

did not even know tyler thigpen was on our roster

the bills are actually beating a team so bad that they are using backups ⊙_⊙

I rewatched amendola's inj. his left arm kinda bends the wrong way under him.

i know, where am i?

xp

joe haden is having a nice game

the jags have a DT named Leger Douzable

shadyyyyyyy!

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joe haden is having a nice game

― polyphonic, Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:45 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol both of those plays were blatant PIs

Holy crap, the Steelers. Just...my god...

big ben just got destroyed

hee hee

yeah that rules

ol grey dick really taking it on the chin today

(sorry mookie)

xp lol

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand sam bradford is hurt

this is literally turning into d day for the rams

AJ FEELY WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

FIRST SNAP SINCE 07

All of the Rams are injured now.

not really happy with iggles pass defense tbh

poor rams

Sick catch by Mike Thomas of the Jags there

guys i know it's old news but but still buffalo

aj feely! i got no problem with that dude

guys i know it's old news but but still buffalo

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:59 PM (11 seconds ago) Bookmark

i know, right????

you're alone on that island i think xp

It is impossible to hear "his defense really needs to stop Bruce Gradkowski" and not laugh a little bit.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE BROWNS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Aaaaand with that they just failed to stop Bruce Gradkowski

lol suck a fucking dick, joe haden

xxpost lee evans was really holding them back

That was really, really poor pass coverage.

i don't think joe haden is having a good game anymore

feely played well for us that year mcnabb went down

loving roffles big day

xxpost lee evans was really holding them back

― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, September 11, 2011 4:00 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark

miss u, lee ;_;

All I saw of that Rams drive was AJ Feely throwing an incomplete checkdown on 4th and 10. Poor lil Rams...

i'm not saying he's a good player lol

vick just trolling the rams now

flacco's been missing him all day har har

Yikes that Hasselbeck pass was not good.

ahhh, matt hasslebeck

the rams are "arguably one of the top 10 teams in the nfc" according to brian billick

CRIBS!

oh man he should've gone for a TD there

Would definitely be willing to put the Rams in the Top 15 of the NFC after today.

browns trying out the classic "game winning drive featuring only four yard passes over the middle" strategy

come on browns

solomon wilcots just called a black right tackle "joe thomas"

OMG BENGALS

alright n/m

RIP browns

welp

iconic zingy british guy seems to have been dropped from the sky sports roster this season :o

free sunday ticket today = NO SKINS-GIANTS 9/11 SLOBFEST

and more importantly, no rex grossman

solomon wilcots just called a black right tackle "joe thomas"

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 11, 2011 8:14 PM (55 seconds ago)

a black right tackle who can't pass block for shit. i lold

gonna watch cardinals-panthers with gusto

with some intermittent cleansing of the palate provided by adrian peterson running over other human beings

Hahahaha the Lions O-lineman just made the most ridiculous personal foul possible, although the ensuing punt went for a touchback anyway.

aw ne-yo

damn tuck is inactive, giants r gonna have some scrubs on d

yo i swear jordin sparks sings every single national anthem

BENGALS

YOU CANNOT STOP THE CINCINNATI BENGALS

ugh joe buck is like the anti-ne-yo

chad pennington, y'all! cards-panthers is going to be the most charming game of the day

man the v-22 osprey is really not the symbol i'd use for today...

colbie caillat neither i guess

JOSH FREEMAN

wait, i'm really depressed now that i sat thru jordin sparks nat'l anthem when ne-yo was singing

yo i swear jordin sparks sings every single national anthem

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 11, 2011 4:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i know!! this drives me nuts!

i'm very interested in hearing kolb-updates (kolbdates?) throughout the game

I mean sure America and 9/11 and never forgetting and everything but Josh Freeman could not have made a more ridiculous completion right there.

SUCK ON THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN

ne-yo was singing in dc

wait what the hell happened in this bucs game

he looked v handsome imo

lol rex grossman

Awww I do regret missing Ne-Yo. He makes everything better.

colin powell is the redskins' honorary captain i guess

let the record show that our first "lol rex grossman" of the 2011 season came on 9/11 at 4:22 PM EST, approximately 45 seconds before kick off

haha i just saw his face, i loled

That was the best thing that happened right there to end the Lions-Bucs.

Jesus Christ the San Diego Chargers Special Teams.

cam newton pass completion to steve smith

wait, no way xp

who returned it for the vikes

PERCY!

Harvin, 103 yds

hahaha rex. classic

yup!

lol too many things are happening

rex grossman threw a 3d down pass 5 yards to the right of his receiver

He's not a Grossman, he's a gross, MAN

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, January 4, 2007 1:16 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

NATE KAEDING CARTED OFF

aw no

he is so tiny, that li'l kaeding

already so much ham in this vikings game

whaaaaaaaaaaaat

giants and redskins both suck

so happy giants went w/ weatherford as punter

what is this suckass commercial? no groban in '11

ugh and it's verizon

lol grossman

NICKS

eli sure can throw the ball from time to time

nice play call

that was nicely done, eli

eli!

cam newton!

tavares jackson... sacked

jared allen's mullet rip

without favre and jared allen's mullet and with d mcnabb, the vikings are like 900% more likable

derek anderson and cam newton chest bump

rex 2 completions in a row

beanie wells should be so much better than he is

he's so fast and big

both those rex throws were imperfect btw

klolb almost threw a pick 6

chad pennington really likes the telestrator

klolb fumble inside the 5, cardinals barely get it back tho

ugh skins giants so much fail

it's very up in the air whether or not the seahawks will gain 150 total yards today

cam newton looks really good, you guys

rex is warming up here...

sexy rexy is back

man, AP

adrian peterson: still not human

yay d mcnabb!

lol beanie wells

so I guess the chargers remain unable to cover kicks.

#neverforget

http://donovansfault.isportacus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mcnabb.gif

Skins giants game sux

looooool jay feely

you suck btw

"GROSSMAN is starting to settle in"

IT'S ALMOST HALFTIME

grossman's receivers doing an admirable job of catching his weak shit fromt he parts of that game i've seen

wow newton

ok this is impressive stuff from Cam Newton.

cameron newton

151 qb rating at halftime

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/news/archives/FresGang1.jpg

wb omar little!

cam newton is 104 yards away from the all-time passing-yards-in-rookie-debut record held by... peyton manning

cam newton is better than kevin kolb

Eli U fucken dweeb

oh newton

JESUS HORSESHOE

:)

OMG RIGHT????

:D

69-7 or w/e

AWESOME

i am sorry about your browns. so close!

folk hero, jake ballard

browns had like 8 penalties in the first quarter.

stupid team

anyway carry on u jerks

all right, i guess rex grossman is playing okay

scifres!

wha

redskins=super bowl

Remember when the Redskins looked great against Dallas in week 1 last year? The Gints are this year's Cowboys.

everybody is this year's everybody

/brownies bits

So the fox robot is some sort of ice warrior now?

REDSKINS
cmon man you can run out the clock!!

mcnap

:(

SKINS

rex is killin iiiit

go rexy go

never seen a better QB than 'skins QB

only, what, half-an-hour before my dolphins begin their season of destiny.

^NO

take a seat to the 'skins my friend imo

some dude just polamalued frank gore real good

the mighty miami dolphins take a backseat to no one.

this seattle san francisco game is so boring

i swear frank gore just attempted to get a run td from the 3 yard line 6 times in a row

fuck the nfc west

who could have forseen it, horseshoe

xpost

haha phil rivers just iced the game by getting the vikings to jump offsides

Niners Seahawks zzzz will this never end. Lol @ Niners with zero 3rd down conversions yet winning

the pers foul rolle took was a huge play

giants played p terrible overall tho -- new center baas was getting torched from what i saw

wait some of you weren't getting a NY team?

as he is reading fan tweets aloud while two games are in the two-minute warning, i would like scott hansen to know how much i appreciate him

he is truly the best

a fan wrote "nevah!" and hansen pronounced it as written

guy's a pro

lol

it's very up in the air whether or not the seahawks will gain 150 total yards today

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Total Net Yards 161

and still 5 minutes to go. in your face!

lol arizona icing cam newton

c'mon cam

:(

aw was rooting for carolina

SCAM POOPTON BORN LOSER

wow, here we go! 49ers

ted ginn! how could we ever have let that guy get away?

lol niners/shawks even when it's exciting it's boring

still 3 minutes left

lol

::hates world::

lol

jesus ted ginn

ted ginn morelike ted win

remember when ted ginn ran a punt return for a td when he was still playing for the dolphins and j0rdan cried? or something.

^who can forget, not me

i knew ted ginn and his family would give the niners everything they have.

TEDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, November 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

atm i am crying

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, November 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he is the most hated man in miami, more than castro, i'm not even kidding

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, November 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

ted ginn holy fuck

CASTRO

oh no. ginn is hated much more than castro.

LOL CASTRO

ginn is hated almost as much in south florida as president obama.

damn

color announcer for the 49ers game sounded exactly like bob odenkirk

lol pete carroll 4ever btw

ginn! that is fuckin' wild.

buddy ryan sighting!

aw, buddy

he looks so small next to his sons

color announcer for the 49ers game sounded exactly like bob odenkirk

― ice cr?m, Sunday, September 11, 2011 7:50 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

john lynch apparently

why is dwight freeny pirouetting in a corn field???

more deniro

TEDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, November 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

atm i am crying

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, November 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he is the most hated man in miami, more than castro, i'm not even kidding

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, November 1, 2009 3:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

lol, this had to be when he took 2 back vs the jets

I know you kind of have to have an NFL game on Sept 11th in NY, but really nothing says "YOU WILL NOT STOP AMERICA" more than if this game was played in the Jerry Jones Cowboy Terrordome.

let's talk about how utterly absurd it is that every draft prognosticator was saying that cam newton shouldn't have been the number one pick

if the broncos called up the panthers today and offered them von miller AND their #1 pick this year for cam newton, the panthers would laugh in their faces and hang up in .0003 seconds

Dear NBC, please refrain from tight zooms on Rex and Rob Ryan for the remainder of the game, thx

yeah i am surprised we're not in America's Terrordome

so like everyone on the cowboys o-line is new? hmm

i didn't see the panthers game -- did newton really play well?

400+ yards

broke the record for most throwing yardage by a qb in their first game. Xp

holy shit. but only 3 td's?

"only"

chad henne will likely throw 3 td's the entire season

idk, 400+ yards i'd expect more scoring generally- not that 3 td's isn't a lot

let's talk about how utterly absurd it is that every draft prognosticator was saying that cam newton shouldn't have been the number one pick

if the broncos called up the panthers today and offered them von miller AND their #1 pick this year for cam newton, the panthers would laugh in their faces and hang up in .0003 seconds

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 11, 2011 8:29 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

haha dude, just... what

classic Ware!

way to start the year, jets