Tebow goes to...

I'm taking Jacksonville with 90% probability.

Miami or backing up Manning, I think.

I'm voting JAX too but honestly, who knows with this league

taking his talent...elsewhere. anywhere, plz. (and i will watch, because it is compelling and lol).

obv i want him gone, but externalities aside, would he be a great backup to manning? no backup will be able to run mannings offense really, and here you have a dude who loves the ball in his hands, trusts his feet, and will go out there and run around and through ppl.

I think Manning might not be too thrilled about having Tebow hanging around, and ultimately if that's the case then Tebow is gone or else Manning wouldn't have agreed.

solid poll, frogbs

think he goes in a cave now, for three days? so oakland?

jacksonville seems.... too obvious, i feel like things just never work out exactly as they would seem.

i feel like maybe the dolphins would have interest but i also think they're aware that they'd be seen as utterly desperate if they traded for him, and as such they may just lay off of him

so i voted cleveland... which makes very little sense but he's not too dissimilar to mccoy? feel like they'd just draft another QB instead, but i don't know.

staying to back up manning makes some sense cuz you'd have to be a complete fool not to have a serious back up for a guy coming off of SPINAL FUSION SURGERY, but i don't think they would want to deal w/ the controversy, even tho you know tebow would be a foot soldier

contemplating tebow's future always involves some magical thinking poly xpost

if jacksonville can get him for a four or something, they should do it -- aside from the ramifications of tebow going back to north florida, gabbert was an absolute utter disaster last year

gabbert SUUUUUX, i have to magically think jax is the place

well we've seen what happens when you put Tebow in a regular offense built around a good passer. what's interesting about this (and bad for Tebow, obviously) is that you kinda have to change your whole offense to accomodate his "skills", which is why I don't think he'd be a good backup for Manning at all

gabbert is the worst rookie qb i've ever seen outside of jimmy clausen

granted jax's WRs last year would've embarrassed an arena football team but....

well i think the thing w/ tebow is that everyone in denver is a holdover from last year, so i guess they could probably go back to something resembling the tebow offense in a pinch

miami imo

I don't really see Denver practicing two offenses, but you never know. If he stays I'd think he would get used in some TE sets or occasionally be used as a fullback? I dunno Denver really has the possibility to do some goofy things offensively now but I'm not sure if they'll want to, especially if Jacksonville is going to offer them a 3rd or 4th for him

broncos line already has big enough challenge learning how to pass block tbh

i think they'll trade him just bcuz the media frenzy of having tebow AND peyton at the same training camp would be totally suffocating

miami's the best possible destination because you get to enjoy a full season of tebowmania but also get that #1 pick at the end of it to draft barkley.

denver already calling around, supposedly

Why does everyone think Matt Barkley is the obvy #1 qb pick in 2013? I mean, I get why. But WHY?

because QB is the most important position and matt barkley is the best college nfl-style QB

Barkley put up big numbers in a shitty year for the Pac-10, but then again so did Luck.

Oakland would be fucking hilarious.

seems a lot more likely if Al Davis were alive, but yeah I can see it

there's literally 0% chance he goes to oakland -- b/w palmer and pryor they've already given up three high draft picks for QBs, there's no way they're giving up anything for tebow

i think they have the least amount of draft picks in the league over the next two seasons

Oakland would be fucking hilarious.

Tebow going to the Jets would be only slightly less hilarious ... should that happen, though, and if you hear of a large explosion somewhere in northern NJ that day it will be exploding in rage.

can we talk more about tim tebow going to the JETS

is there anything more ripe for comedy than a sanchize + tebow combo?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Turner_and_hooch_poster.jpg/220px-Turner_and_hooch_poster.jpg

Yeah, its gotta be the Jets. That would be incredible. This could rival the Kotite years for hilarity.

Breaking news: Ny Jets have just traded a 4th round pick for Tim Tebow

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^^^^^^^^

*eisbaer commits seppaku*

thank you football gods

omg amazing

i didn't include New York on the list because they just re-signed the Sanchize, but holy hell!??!

two-headed monster offense imo; let's get imaginative

oh woowwwwwww this is so fucked

THIS IS INSANE.

Also, John Elway must really HATE Tim Tebow.

maybe tebow will room with me

ny media sharpening knives, fans freaking, christians weeping, oh the depravity of it all

well, guess I screwed up the poll

btw I bet the Jets are pissed about not having Randy Moss right now. Ochocinco's probably available

don't forget TO
also antoine walker

my head hurts my feet stink and i hate tim tebow.

god this is going to be THE BEST :)

this is the greatest thing ever

I feel like this is the start of a great sitcom w/ tebow, sanchez and ryan as leads. ideally also they're all roommates on the upper west side

i guess you could say that the Jets chose evil when they hired Rex Ryan ... so these are just dividends on that initial investment.

lmao jets 5000%

surely

http://i.imgur.com/OpEhi.jpg

omg you guys. just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in.

awaiting the inevitable Hitler from Downfall video from other disgruntled Jets fans ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_EKryOylCA

this really could be the spark that burns the whole sorry franchise down. entirely new coaching staff and front office within 2-3 years.

or superbowl?

lol no

Tebow to the jets? I thought he didn't associate with abortions!

http://www.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1048029!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_315_450/image.jpg

crotmartie

is there a starting QB in the nfl less suited to having tebow lurking in the background?

b/w this, the carmelo-era knicks and the upcoming disaster that will be the 2012 Mets season, Comedy Central would be all set with readymade programs if they ever decided to branch out into sports.

has anyone contacted joe namath for his thoughts on the matter

cheaps lols for Jets haters knock yerselves out

xpost I did, and apparently he really wants to kiss me right now.

“we don’t need Tebow we sell out every home game let him go to Jacksonville Tampa or Miami. Our wildcat offense can b ran by J. Kerley or Joe McKnight we straight.”

can't fucking wait to check in with the jets fans at the pork store

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE

this is like a lost all your base line or something

imo already the greatest trade in nfl history

via max, jets fan george r.r. martin's thoughts on the trade loooooool

http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/charitycam/aliens/anxious.gif

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2012/03/a-savior-comes-to-new-york.html

I love the NFL so much, you guys. SO MUCH!

grrm's defense of sanchez suggests that he is in fact a fantasy author.

Tebow: (throws ball, magical golden sheep appears and catches it in its teeth)

man I really have to watch more games next season

also, LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
The same money issues in Tim Tebow's contract caused complications for Jacksonville trying to complete trade. Now Jets facing them.
7m

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Tim Tebow has $5 million worth of recapture language, meaning Jets would have to pay back money to Denver. Jets might be unwilling. Complex.
9m

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
(2) If the Tebow trade to Jets falls apart, St. Louis could wind up getting back into play. Sides sorting through details.
13m

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Filed to ESPN (1): Denver and Jets have encountered hangup in language in Tim Tebow's contract that could nullify trade.

oh noes

please let there be a Santa Claus

NOOOO

if this deal eventually happens i welcome any opportunity to stretch out the negotiations just to fuck with sanchez

$5 million worth of recapture language

lol at first read, i thought that that Schefter blog said that "Tim Tebow has $5 million worth of RAPTURE language ..."

i'm gonna be soooo sad

also lol at the jets not knowing this before trading for him?

they should just say "fuck it" and cough up the money

they've gone this far, they really shouldn't take this away from us now

$5 million worth of recapture language

dred scott still casting a long shadow in this country

(i am so sorry)

if all else fails maybe denver can just leave him at the front door of a fire station

i will gladly be willing to be the butt of jokes about the Jets front office not being able to lol read or interpret a contract if it means that this trade is nullified and Tebow never gets to wear a Jets uniform.

haha omar

is there a starting QB in the nfl less suited to having tebow lurking in the background?

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permal

No

so, i didn't really understand what the contract with tebow is, but is sounds like the broncos basically gave him a $5m advance on his salary, and either he or his new team has to pay that back. but it is part of his agreed salary for future years, so i don't really see what it is a problem, the jets (or whoever) would still be paying the same cash. i guess it is a matter of when they pay it, and if they can weasel out of it.

more: http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2012/03/21/tebow-trade-finalized/12725/

pleeeeeease send him to the jets

I'm guessing there is one thing that Cromartie and Tebow don't have in common.

"Cromartie has fathered nine children with eight women living in six states.[17] In March 2010, the Jets provided Cromartie with a $500,000 advance so he could make outstanding child support payments.[18] Cromartie married Terricka Cason, who starred on E!'s Candy Girls, on July 2, 2010.[18] Cason gave birth to a daughter, Jerzie, in April 2010.[18]"

All I know is that SNL has to do another sketch with them trading Tebow to the Jets.

yeah Tebow's only got 7 kids with 4 women

was really hoping he'd be reunited with the guy who drafted him just to see Brady's face when asked to comment.

@AdamSchefter
Tim Tebow trade now is expected to come down to either Jaguars or Jets. Jaguars making play to get the player they failed to land earlier.

I feel like this is the start of a great sitcom w/ tebow, sanchez and ryan as leads. ideally also they're all roommates on the upper west side

― iatee, Wednesday, March 21, 2012 1:32 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ more like chelsea amirite #itgetsbetter

Adam Schefter ‏ @AdamSchefter Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Tim Tebow is being allowed to pick the team he wants to go to. He picks the trade. Jets or Jacksonville.

i don't get it. why would the team he picks give the broncos anything close to what they could get on the open market?

why are the broncos even trading him?

- he can't run manning's offense
- even if getting manning blows up in their face, they still hate tim tebow either way
- tebow's trade value will never be higher than when he's coming off of a season in which he won a playoff game

i don't understand nfl trades anyway. he's generally understood to be worth a 4th-round pick in a trade, right? but he was a first round pick himself just a couple years ago, and he's done pretty well considering?

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

i don't understand nfl trades anyway. he's generally understood to be worth a 4th-round pick in a trade, right? but he was a first round pick himself just a couple years ago, and he's done pretty well considering?

― been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

nfl trades are pretty dumb but non-first round picks are much, much more valuable than the nba or nhl

tho i do think that teams generally overrate the importance of their picks

like, if you're outside of the top 12 picks and you wouldn't give up your first round pick for mike wallace you're fucking stupid

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:50 PM (5 minutes ago)

yessssssssss

okay, time to contract the jags

tealtalk
Schefter said it on ESPN News, Tebow found the Jets more appealing.

i think tebow's performance last year is widely regarded (rightly or wrongly) as a combination of having the right defense and being just bad enough to put himself into a position where a series of lucky plays against unprepared teams allowed the broncos to come back to win a handful of games. plus i think the broncos hate him for whatever reason, i think it goes beyond the skill set and the xtian thing. kinda feel like there might be something more to it? brady quinn didn't harsh on him w/o reason imo.

plus i think the broncos hate him for whatever reason, i think it goes beyond the skill set and the xtian thing.

no, i think they rightly realized that regardless of what he did in 8 games last year, he's just not good enough to be a long term starting QB in the nfl

I'd hate him for putting the team in a situation where 'good decisions' were something that would make your fanbase hate you

of course, goes w/o saying, but i feel like there's more to it.

maybe idk -- i think they legit don't think he's any good and prob resented a bit having to deal w/ the shit, since they didn't even draft him

there are really a ton of reasons to dislike him, so it'd be surprising if they had this mysterious one we didn't know yet

like not a major thing, necessarily. though maybe it was as simple as wanting to get rid of him because of the annoying pressure from his fanbase. first neck spasm from peyton and they would have to deal with it again.

oh great it looks like he's gonna be a Jet after all

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:D

why would he pick ny if he had a choice? why would he have a choice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

as to the former, my guess would be that maybe he didn't want to have the burden of being the savior for a team that is fucking terrible in the first place. maybe he felt like he would've been putting himself in a no-win situation.

xp

Eric Stangel
@EricStangel

The NFL offseason has been better than the NBA and NHL regular seasons combined...

https://twitter.com/#!/EricStangel/status/182626149824856065

He seems fairly intellectually incurious, which might have something to do with why they just let him run his college offense. Hoping that he would suddenly gain study skills seems like a lot to ask for. I'm not sure he can even run the vanilla version of Peyton's offense that Painter et al. were stuck with.

It seemed to me that he was more invested in visiting sick kids in the hospital than learning how to play his position, but while that may be admirable it doesn't go over well in an locker room if you are focusing on your passions instead of your craft. See Myron Rolle.

i don't understand nfl trades anyway. he's generally understood to be worth a 4th-round pick in a trade, right? but he was a first round pick himself just a couple years ago, and he's done pretty well considering?

― been to lots of college and twitter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:48 PM (29 minutes ago)

Biggest difference with the draft in the NFL and NBA is that it takes 22 starters, some unique specialists and a lot of bench players to fill an NFL roster. Basketball has a starting 5 and then a bench of 7-10 people.

You rarely ever see a star let alone a superstar/hall of famer come out of nowhere in basketball, partially as people been scouting them since they were a little kid and it does somewhat translate. Not to say there are not busts.

NFL has lots of alltime greats or at least stars that came out of the later part of the draft or were free agents. Part of it is how college football goes down. Some big schools have tons of talent and for some reason some players can't get ahead of guys in college then when given a shot they are great. Some played at small schools and while they might have dominated there, they didn't have a rep from playing in a big conference or team to become high draft picks. The combine kind of shakes some of those guys loose out now, but running a 40 time doesn't equal knowing how to play the game, which sometimes can trump maybe not present overwhelming physical talent into a great player.

Now that the salary cap and setup is fixed, I'd say having draft picks is definitely going back to being the big gold that it always does. Every good club that has a nice run of seasons, you look at their drafts and they had one or two with extra picks that seemed to stock the cubboard with talent.

"It seemed to me that he was more invested in visiting sick kids in the hospital than learning how to play his position"

I don't quite get that at all. From all accounts Tebow has been quite a workaholic trying to upgrade his skills and it doesn't seem that he doesn't get the game, it is just he doesn't have the throwing accuracy to play in a pro style offense.

If Tebow can sublimate his ego to doing what he is really good at doing along with playing with a standard QB that understands Tebow's role - I think it would work. Kordell Stewart was a heck of a weapon until they made him the starter.

It would be totally weird, but really the kind of guy you pair Tebow with is that workman like QB. Criminy if you had Tebow playing with Delhomme and that running game a few years ago in Carolina - that would have been wicked. Thing was that Delhome could get it done in points, but there was a definite ceiling he would hit and just screw up.

I would think if the coach came out and said - "hey this is what we are doing" it might work. Maybe with the Rams - you put Tebow and Jackson in the backfield to add a power running game quotient to their game along with running a regular pro style set with Bradford. You run the "T-bone" (I call dibs on that name) in short yardage situations or in the red zone like Florida did Tebow's freshman year when they won the title.

tho i do think that teams generally overrate the importance of their picks

like, if you're outside of the top 12 picks and you wouldn't give up your first round pick for mike wallace you're fucking stupid

― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 8:51 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

agreedo

Are there any credible theories on why Tebow would prefer the Jets?

I mean, from his point of view, not neccesarilly a "football" pov

they're a better team?

mission to the heathens?

he realized to walk in the same footsteps as his Lord and Saviour, he needed to spend more time with degenerates and lowlifes

either that or he wants to munch on Rex Ryan's shaft

Are there any credible theories on why Tebow would prefer the Jets?

― deaths and oil painting graphics (blank), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:00 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

my guess would be that maybe he didn't want to have the burden of being the savior for a team that is fucking terrible in the first place. maybe he felt like he would've been putting himself in a no-win situation.

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― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, March 21, 2012 9:15 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark

also i would posit that maybe he got the feeling that the jags don't actually think he's that good at football, but would just roll the dice cuz of his popularity -- i think it's pretty well known that there's a clash there b/w the football ppl in the front office & the ownership, so maybe he felt like if he went there he would effectively be whored out?

still he doesn't get to start, which has been his whole deal. and if he were okay w/ the jack of all trades position, and had been public about it, he'd prob be considered more valuable?

the Jets are just gonna Brad Smith him ain't they? I mean that has to be one of the reasons they made the trade?

xp media capital of the world?

Tebow's virginity is over within 3 months

yeah, idk. neither situation is perfcet. i mean, the jags just spent a top 10 pick on a QB last year, so it's not like they would've thrown gabbert under the bus, terrible as he is. tebow definitely would've been the starter, but if he played a few bad games in a row there would be a call for gabbert to get a shot.

otoh sanchez was at the edge of the rope last year but they just re-upped his deal so it's not like they're gonna look to bench him anytime soon unless he totally bombs out

i think the truth is that these things are very rarely about the sport, as much as athletes and the media and our friends would like us to believe. these people lead lives off the field, and that leaves us with a huge amount of speculation to do. i'd bet that he didn't want to go play in jax for one or various reasons that may not have to do exclusively with football.

there are a lot of doors to knock on in nyc

also who would voluntarily move to jacksonville

Tebow the player vs. tebow the brand

xxp good pt

also who would voluntarily move to jacksonville

pvmic

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/53d9fd5c053f4ff871fa30c6ae6e4b3c.jpg

yesssss:

Joe Namath: "I can't agree with this situation. I think it's just a publicity stunt..I think it's wrong"

That could just be that red Crimson Tide neck coming out of Namath (inbetween cocktails) too.

true

sometimes I think Namath doesn't want anybody to play QB in NY

though arguably nobody has in several decades anyway....

i was just pleased to hear that namath had been consulted by the media

rip ken o'brien

vinnie and chad were a gas for a short while, anyway.

don't forget Ray Lucas' short substitute run!

and now Browning Nagle has some real competition for Worst Jets Quarterback Ever.

lol @ this list for multiple reasons:

List of New York Jets starting quarterbacks
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
These quarterbacks have started for the National Football League's New York Jets. They are listed in order of the date of each player's first start at quarterback for the Jets.
[edit]Regular season

List of all New York Jets starting quarterbacks The number of games they started during the season is listed to the right:

Season(s) Quarterback(s)

2012 Tim Tebow (N/A)
2011 Mark Sanchez (12)
2010 Mark Sanchez (16)
2009 Mark Sanchez (15) / Kellen Clemens (1)
2008 Brett Favre (16)
2007 Chad Pennington (8) / Kellen Clemens (8)
2006 Chad Pennington (16)
2005 Brooks Bollinger (9) / Vinny Testaverde (4) / Chad Pennington (3)
2004 Chad Pennington (13) / Quincy Carter (3)
2003 Chad Pennington (9) / Vinny Testaverde (7)
2002 Chad Pennington (12) / Vinny Testaverde (4)
2001 Vinny Testaverde (16)
2000 Vinny Testaverde (16)
1999 Ray Lucas (9) / Rick Mirer (6) / Vinny Testaverde (1)
1998 Vinny Testaverde (13) / Glenn Foley (3)
1997 Neil O'Donnell (14) / Glenn Foley (2)
1996 Frank Reich (7) / Neil O'Donnell (6) / Glenn Foley (3)
1995 Boomer Esiason (12) / Bubby Brister (4)
1994 Boomer Esiason (14) / Jack Trudeau (2)
1993 Boomer Esiason (16)
1992 Browning Nagle (13) / Ken O'Brien (3)

lol, starting 2012

o shit i almost forgot that we had Bubby Brister and Glenn "Toilet Bowl" Foley at one point.

never forget browning 'version' nagle

lol i didn't even know walter 'bubby' brister was ever a jet

i remember wesley walker on 3-2-1 contact tho

well, the jets shafted Chad Pennington in a similar manner too ... threw him overboard for 2008's shiny off-season object Bret Favre ... although in Chad's case his career really WAS near an end.

so this is SOP for the Jets. dunno why Sanchez expected any better.

Jenny Vrentas ‏
Tebow said he "didn't have any" power to decide where he went. #nyj

oh

yeah but brett favre is a hall of fame qb

i mean i welcome the shafting of mark sanchez, but for this?

mark sanchez sucks, also the jets have an irrational belief in him per their extension of him, so they're not shafting him

sanchez must feel like he's watching his wife flirt w/the new gardener

albeit a gardener missing a few thumbs and part of his head

mark sanchez sucks, but he's 'led his team' to two afc championships, which is a good bit more than tebow has done

championship games, of course

sanchez is never going to be a top nfl qb, tebow is never gonna be an nfl qb

ESPN will still find ways to attribute victories to Tebow even if he doesn't take a snap or appear on the field at all next year

while i'm not blown away by sanchez at this point, i'd be willing to give him another year or two before totally throwing him to the wolves. that, of course, depended on the Jets not being a Mickey Mouse operation and as the day's events have clearly shown (shit, as the past several decades have shown) the Jets are just a Mickey Mouse operation.

so did the nfl engineer tebowmania to run wild on the very same day that bounty punishments were issued y/n

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=dw-wetzel_tim_tebow_good_fit_jets_032112

“Tony likes to use the wildcat, and Rex is a big proponent because of how hard it is to defend a good one,” a source said.

“[Why] bring Tebow in when we need to bring in more weapons for Mark Sanchez?” cornerback Antonio Cromartie tweeted after news of the trade broke on Wednesday. “Let’s build the team around him.”

Where else would a defensive back feel comfortable blasting a fresh-off-the-presses trade? Cromartie didn’t realize that Tebow is every bit another weapon for Sanchez, even if it means he’s taking some snaps when Sanchez isn’t on the field.

A change-of-pace offensive package, and a 6-4, 240-pound bull to run it, shakes up the Jets offense and makes it easier for Sanchez to operate. It also should help put points on the board.

“What we’ve become is a diverse, dynamic offense that’s going to make it more difficult for opposing defenses to defend,” Tannenbaum said Wednesday night.

And if Tebow’s arrival, complete with his nation of devotees, puts a little pressure on Sanchez, maybe makes him look over his shoulder a bit, then that’s a positive, too. Tebow wasn’t acquired to be the starter in New York, but his presence creates the illusion of a contest.

The jury remains out on the USC product. He has done some great things – winning four road playoff games, showing poise beyond his years and displaying a canny ability to lead late-game comebacks.

Tebow may not fit into the “let’s get a [expletive] snack” franchise at first glance, but that’s mostly because he is unlikely to seek out the spotlight. Even during his magical run as a starter in Denver he rarely did more than one media session per week and spent his time concentrating on game plans, not sideshows.

"let's get a shit snack"

i just sort of like the idea of a poised mark sanchez and a humble, not-gonna-draw-attention-to-myself tim tebow playing selflessly together, this could be a pretty good match. #newdynasty

Drew Stanton is looking to get out of there, it appears. Claims he was PROMISED a #2 status!

yeah, the unexpected butthurt drew stanton layer is really the cherry on top

1. Double-headed Tebow/Sanchez beast
2. Drew Stanton

What's the problem?

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Tebow-Time-Tattoo.jpg

lol!

that's a... leg?

Alex Rodriguez must be so aroused right now

Pretty sure I just heard Rex Ryan on ESPN say "opponents will have to spend a lot of time preparing for our wildcat packages which will give them less time to prepare for our based offense, if you will"

jesus on my dick like i'm tebow

based god as OC is 1 of the only ways i could possibly envision being a jets fan

I definitely do like the fact that the Jets are bound to try some crazy shenanigans with Tebow but ultimately I feel like Tebowmania is dead

it's not even in dsm-v any more

On Ryan’s rough language:

“How did I know I was going to get asked about this? I have so much respect for Coach Ryan.” (chuckling even louder). Read more…

The guy has been around locker rooms and played football forever. If you think Rex Ryan is the only guy in football that swears....

tbf to tebow, the reports are that the guy is seen as likeable and a good "team player" -- which in his case probably means that he probably doesn't get all preachy when his team-mates and coaches get all potty-mouthed and he probably doesn't shove Chick Tracts into his team-mates' lockers.

w/ that said, lol @ tebow trying to preach the word to rex:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y123/Eisbaer29/0021_08.gif

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/jets/post/_/id/11311/carnegie-deli-to-introduce-jetbow

pretty funny that its the only sandwich to use white bread