2012 week 2 - "Griffin had one of the best games by a rookie ever, and Weeden got sacked by a flag."

THU, SEP 13 TIME (ET)
Chicago at Green Bay 8:20 PM NFLN
SUN, SEP 16 TIME (ET)
Kansas City at Buffalo 1:00 PM
Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 PM
Minnesota at Indianapolis 1:00 PM
New Orleans at Carolina 1:00 PM
Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 PM
Arizona at New England 1:00 PM
Tampa Bay at NY Giants 1:00 PM
Baltimore at Philadelphia 1:00 PM
Dallas at Seattle 4:05 PM
Washington at St. Louis 4:05 PM
Oakland at Miami 4:15 PM
NY Jets at Pittsburgh 4:15 PM
Tennessee at San Diego 4:15 PM
Detroit at San Francisco 8:20 PM NBC
MON, SEP 17 TIME (ET)
Denver at Atlanta 8:30 PM ESPN

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/WEEDEN-FLAG.gif

I honestly don't know how the season can get better than that

Chicago at Green Bay - GB
Kansas City at Buffalo - Buffalo
Cleveland at Cincinnati - Browns
Minnesota at Indianapolis - Colts
New Orleans at Carolina - Saints
Houston at Jacksonville - Texans
Arizona at New England - Patriots
Tampa Bay at NY Giants - Tampa Bay
Baltimore at Philadelphia - Eagles
Dallas at Seattle - Seahawks
Washington at St. Louis - Redskins
Oakland at Miami - Raiders
NY Jets at Pittsburgh - Jets
Tennessee at San Diego - Chargers
Detroit at San Francisco - SF
Denver at Atlanta - Denver

maybe this
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1348991/akersomg.gif

i think i'm 9 for 16 so far - so just barely above .500

Chicago at Green Bay 8:20 PM - Packers
Kansas City at Buffalo 1:00 PM - Chiefs
Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 PM - Bengals
Minnesota at Indianapolis 1:00 PM - Colts
New Orleans at Carolina 1:00 PM - Saints
Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 PM - Texans
Arizona at New England 1:00 PM - Patritos
Tampa Bay at NY Giants 1:00 PM - Giants
Baltimore at Philadelphia 1:00 PM - Eagles
Dallas at Seattle 4:05 PM - Cowboys
Washington at St. Louis 4:05 PM - Redskins
Oakland at Miami 4:15 PM - Raiders
NY Jets at Pittsburgh 4:15 PM - Jets
Tennessee at San Diego 4:15 PM - Chargers
Detroit at San Francisco 8:20 PM - 49ers
Denver at Atlanta 8:30 PM - Broncos

Week 1: 9-7

Chicago at Green Bay 8:20 PM NFLN -- Packers
Kansas City at Buffalo 1:00 PM --Chiefs
Cleveland at Cincinnati 1:00 PM --Bengals
Minnesota at Indianapolis 1:00 PM --Vikings
New Orleans at Carolina 1:00 PM -- Panthers
Houston at Jacksonville 1:00 PM -- Texans
Arizona at New England 1:00 PM --Patriots
Tampa Bay at NY Giants 1:00 PM --Giants
Baltimore at Philadelphia 1:00 PM -- Ravens
Dallas at Seattle 4:05 PM -- Seahawks (many sacks)
Washington at St. Louis 4:05 PM -- Racial Slurs
Oakland at Miami 4:15 PM -- Raiders
NY Jets at Pittsburgh 4:15 PM -- Stillers
Tennessee at San Diego 4:15 PM -- Chargers
Detroit at San Francisco 8:20 PM NBC -- 49ers
Denver at Atlanta 8:30 PM ESPN -- Broncos

LAST WEEK - a Wayne Fontes 9-7.

Chicago at Green Bay- This is a pretty big game for week 2, as if the Bears win they are 2 games up on the Packers. That's a nice lead to start the season. Bears got good rush against the Colts, but that's not the Packers. I'm leaning Green Bay, but I hope Chicago rolls them of course.
Kansas City at Buffalo- KC seemed to play better than expected and lost. Buffalo played much worse than expected and lost. I got to think the Bills are better than last week and I will take them to beat KC at home.
Cleveland at Cincinnati- Wow...the Bengals got rolled. Cleveland played the Eagles close, which I actually wasn't suprised by as Philly has seemed to play down to competition over the past few years. I'm taking the Bengals, but these games are always close.
Minnesota at Indianapolis- Hard to figure. I'm leaning Vikings but this is a close game. I have to wonder how bad Indy #93 is hurt.
New Orleans at Carolina- Both clubs were very dissapointing in week 1, I guess this is a pickem, but
I'm going with the Saints on rep.
Houston at Jacksonville- Jville played close and lost. I could see this being close, but Houston wants to be the big dog of the AFC South, they really can't lose this game. I'll go Texans.
Arizona at New England- Pats. C'mon...
Tampa Bay at NY Giants- Giants but I could see Tampa keeping it fugly enough to hang around.
Baltimore at Philadelphia- Ravens but like I said, Philly plays to who they are playing somewhat. I wouldn't be surprised everything clicks and they win.
Dallas at Seattle- Dallas didn't have the bad turnovers that usually deep six them, but they did have a lot of penalties. That said, they got a crap load of firepower on both sides of the ball and should win in Seattle. Going Cowboys, but it's often tough to get a win there.
Washington at St. Louis- Rams played Detroit tight and caused a lot of turnovers. Got to go with Washington based on putting down a better club, but it will be interesting to see how tight the Rams play them.
Oakland at Miami- This definitely won't go down as a "Sea of Hands" game. I guess Raiders as they don't have a rookie QB.
NY Jets at Pittsburgh- I don't care how well they played last week and how old the Steelers looked, I'm still taking Pittsburgh.
Tennessee at San Diego- This is a toss up. I guess Chargers at home.
Detroit at San Francisco- I'll take the Niners.
Denver at Atlanta- Denver looked pretty good and this is probably a decent matchup. Eh...give me Atlanta at home. I could see it going either way and I don't know much about Atlanta, as I rarely see them play.

8-8 last week, missed five out of six of the late and monday night games. bleh.

Chicago at Green Bay - Aaron is so so pissed y'all
Kansas City at Buffalo - I think the bills are better than they seem though i don't know how they could be worse
Cleveland at Cincinnati - bengals
Minnesota at Indianapolis - colts i guess?
New Orleans at Carolina - Saints, very very angrily
Houston at Jacksonville - Texans
Arizona at New England - Patriots, breaking that Cardinal spree
Tampa Bay at NY Giants - one that the giants can and should win
Baltimore at Philadelphia - Ravens but this has potential to be interesting
Dallas at Seattle - Squawk
Washington at St. Louis - I hope the redskins win every game and the nation needs to discuss why we still have a major sports team whose name is an ethnic slur
Oakland at Miami - Miami in something of an upset? really just needling vegrrrrl
NY Jets at Pittsburgh - i think that was a fluke game and am going steelers
Tennessee at San Diego - taking titans as a homer
Detroit at San Francisco - Niners looking fucking scary
Denver at Atlanta - I am impressed with peyty 2.0 but the falcons are likely to shut that shit down

just kidding about the raiders, they should win that handily.

Green Bay
Kansas City
Cleveland
Indianapolis
New Orleans
Houston
New England
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Seattle
St. Louis
Oakland
NY Jets
Tennessee
Detroit
Atlanta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxahVknGUeM

http://www.grantland.com/blog/the-triangle/post/_/id/36841/back-to-school-how-mike-shanahan-is-using-rg3s-college-offense-with-the-redskins

omg xp

I always suspected John Clayton was one of the best.

"we're goin mall"

from the new yorker, i love this image:

On March 19th, Ryan and Tannenbaum were having Mexican food at Newark airport, on their way to watch Coples' workout. Tannenbaum recounted, "On the third appetizer, I say, 'If Peyton signs at Denver, what do you think of Tebow?'" Ryan said that he found the idea "exciting." He'd once believed that Tebow was "judgmental," but they'd met at the Super Bowl and got along. "I think he could replace Brad Smith," Ryan said. The coach went off to buy a milkshake at Ben & Jerry's, and Tannebaum called Denver to express his interest in Tebow.

forks u jerk :)

Chicago at Green Bay - PACK
Kansas City at Buffalo - Buffalo
Cleveland at Cincinnati - Browns
Minnesota at Indianapolis - Colts
New Orleans at Carolina - Saints
Houston at Jacksonville - Texans
Arizona at New England - Pats
Tampa Bay at NY Giants - Giants
Baltimore at Philadelphia - Iggles
Dallas at Seattle - Cowboys
Washington at St. Louis - Redskins
Oakland at Miami - RAIDAHS
NY Jets at Pittsburgh - Jets
Tennessee at San Diego - Chargers
Detroit at San Francisco - SF
Denver at Atlanta - Peyty

gotta love Rodgers

"That being said, there were some just bizarre calls on both sides. Anybody who watches the TV copy, I mean I saw it from the sidelines, but we scored a touchdown on a legit block in the back. I don't know what happened on that. It has to hopefully get better."

i'm taking miami over oakland. neither look too hot - miami is going to find 2-3 wins this year and raiders on the east coast seems as good an opportunity as any.

plausible. a lot games are abt minimizing turnovers/mistakes but i feel like that 1 will really be abt who screws up less

bears @ packers is kindof a big game tnght

yeah losing three consecutive home games would cause a lot of panic given they just won a Super Bowl then went 15-1

i think the bears have a chance tonight? surprised literally no one is picking them

11 - 5 last week

GB
Buffalo
Cincy
MN (fuck all y'all)
Oakland (although... lol)
NE
Giants
Baltimore
NO
Houston
Washington
Dallas
Pitt
SD
SF
Denver

xp yeah that's what worries me
then again they're coming off playing last year's worst team and the Pack is coming off playing one of the best, plus it's at Lambeau, so maybe let's not read too much into Week 1

Pack struggled against the Niners D, they could be in for more of the same against the Bears. Hopefully they're FIRED UP! READY TO GO!

Eva Longoria confirms she's dating NY Jets QB Mark Sanchez
The former "Desperate Housewives" star, 37, and the 25-year-old Sanchez are indeed an item.

I always knew Eva was attractive, but during her speech at the Dem convention she was just a glowing beauty. Now I'm jealous of Mark Sanchez, and that's something I never thought I'd say.

so there's basically no way to watch or listen to the game online/via app legally, huh? i thought i could use the tunein app to listen to the radio broadcast of the game but can't find a radio station saying they're going to broadcast it.

tonight's game to be specific

Eva's one of those "everyone says she's attractive, but I don't get it" celebrities for me.

But Mark Sanchez gets it, amirite

I didn't get it (or care much) before the convention speech.

lol yeah, Sanchez gets it.

xps I think it's kinda rotten that NFLN is hogging so many games now, even though I finally live somewhere I can watch it, because I remember living places I couldn't. Until they're on, like, 95% of the county's cable systems, they shouldn't suck up so many games per season that people can't watch.

http://www.whosay.com/RichEisen/photos/225040

google tells me that 780 WBBM has the bears games and that's on tunein

Bears
KC
Bengals
Vikes
Panthers
Texans
Pats
Giants
Ravens
Seahawks
Redskins
Raiders
Steelers
SD
SF
Falcons

whaaaaaat iiiiiiis haaaaaappening :((((((((

what is happening? i just got here.

Urlacher looks washed up, both defenses dominating

witnessing cee-lo's new thursday night football song, to the tune of blitzkrieg bop, was one of the most unpleasant experiences of my life to date

football-wise not much is happening. the bears had forte in for a couple series where cutler dropped back every play, under constant pressure, and somehow threw a screen passes to forte in triple coverage, and now they have put bush in and they're running the ball.

qb pressure was the one thing the bears didn't realize they'd have to factor into their gameplan

SC_DougFarrar ‏@SC_DougFarrar
Cutler's gonna go the the sideline, throw on some My Bloody Valentine, and think about his life.

that's a cute play

aggh i started dyeing my hair and then I remembered TNF

make sure nothing good happens for at least 20 min, k?

sorry dude. that was pretty good.

nice play!

great time to do it

the best time to score a td with your field goal unit is when your high powered, mvp-led offense can't get a sniff of the red zone.

one million interceptions

i like michael bush, he is hell of a gutsy runner

drooooooooooooop. horrible.

infinity interceptions

love bush also btw, dude is a winner

these are two rusty teams

both qbs should be levying fines on every single one of their offensive teammates

Looooooool cutler jeeeezus

"Really poor throw here.. But I like the concept of what they were trying to do"

jesus fucking christ

x2

kevin greene's the only likable member of the packers organization

i would love to know if cutler trying to hold the ball for 5 seconds every snap when his protection can give him 1 second at best is the play design or just him.

hasn't cutler been doing that the entire time he's been @ chicago?

sack cutler everyday

I was on call for the first half of this game, but the second half has been delightful!

words can't express how fun it is to watch Cutler get sacked

Rodgers getting sacked is almost as fun

as a VIkings fan this has been super delightful

Game delivers. Thank u Jay Cutler

I had gotten up to get a drink during the fake field goal and had to run back 5 min to watch it, and have been behind ever since until now

ooooh I missed the fake field goal.. it ended in disaster, I hope?

no it was the first packers td!

are there any offensive lines in the nfc north?

lol i didnt know it was 7 sacks/4 picks

now i have that stuck in my head like 10 chains/5 rings

reporter 'after sundays game was this ever a thought i mean this kind of..'
cutler 'yeah i dream abt throwing 4 picks and getting sacked 7 times'

come at me bro
http://i.imgur.com/19bFe.jpg

Jay, did you ever envision a game like this?
"Yeah, I dream about throwing 4 picks and getting sacked 7 times. No, obviously not."

Charles Woodson

"It's the same old Jay. We just need to be in position. Jay will throw us the ball"

Lol did chuck really say that?? Love u so much, hall-o-famer chuck! Go blue!

Cutler remains the most hatable prick in the NFL. Loved EVERY minute of his humiliation.

Makes me appreciate Stafford so much, players love him and play for him, he NEVER throws his colleagues under the bus like pouty-boy Cutler (who seemingly still doesn't understand the concept of throwing-the-ball-away to live for the next play)

lol Woodson

he NEVER throws his colleagues under the bus like pouty-boy Cutler

^did you actually happen to SEE the quality of play of his left tackle? Cutler's lucky he didnt leave the game in a bag. I'd be fucking pissed off too.

reporter 'after sundays game was this ever a thought i mean this kind of..'
cutler 'yeah i dream abt throwing 4 picks and getting sacked 7 times'

― johnny crunch, Thursday, September 13, 2012 11:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing. extra points for not referencing "clown question bro" despite the obvious temptation.

sometimes your guys deserve to get thrown under the bus! I don't think any QB with that kind of protection is going to get anything done.

I don't want to be all cap'n save a Cutler, but what went wrong last night is the same crap that has been wrong going back to Chapman. The Bears offensive line has been freaking awful for a few years now. That guy Webb is just especially bad, total waste of a pick. Carini also pretty much screwed up their one really good drive in the first half. You can get all the skills guys you want, if the QB gets hit like that, unless he can move like Vick, it ain't going to work.

They need to get another TE on the front line, get out of running the 3 WR set and put Cutler in the f-in shotgun and give the guy some freaking time to setup.

Tice is trying to run some really trad play action passing game, which could work if they can consistently run block, but all of his wideouts are like running 10-15 yard patterns and there is just not that time to run that kind of stuff.

the thing about Cutler, tho, is that he seems to have this weird neoconnish "if I just stand here I can will these dudes who haven't blocked for me all night to suddenly start blocking for me" attitude

Rodgers had issues with blocking too, and he started scrambling after a certain point

I don't know. I saw a lot of plays where Cutler had enough time to make a decision, and kept making bad ones.

he's very much an "I'm going to stand here until the world looks like how I want it to be" type of person, which hilariously resulted in his ass getting sacked a lot

In the nfl world of field generals Cutler is George McClellan

I love him though he's like aj pierzynski

Like a defiantly unclutch version but still tough in his own amazingly wrongheaded way

despite his awful stats I don't think that loss was on Cutler

ha i was just thinking about pierzysnki and cutler this morning and how chicago loves its "wrestling heel" sports stars

which is why the bulls need dennis rodman back

and the cubs should have kept milton bradley

I feel justified in disliking Cutler's playing why bcs he just kinda seems like a douche lol

if you can't make unjustifiable statements about football players

Oh Veg's shit list today: Amanda Palmer's painted eyebrows, Jay Cutler's inherent douchiness.

it's a pretty unimpeachable list, as far as IA goes

im really gonna have to get used to reading this thread on thursday nights

i picked the bears in my confidence points league and genuinely thought they were going to win and emerge as an NFC powerhouse but WOW HOLY SHIT

how can you not have a single WR get open VS THE PACKERS SECONDARY?

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/868/211/jay-cutler-1_display_image.jpg?1328123168

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/76854_10101098095499645_2010571636_n.jpg

nice

nice.

i have deeply mixed feelings re: jay c, like despite all the extenuating circumstances in the world eventually the problem is you.

and then when i think that, i'm reminded today that mike friggin tice is calling the plays over there.

The dude is fxxxed. You go from Ron Turner who was Illinois offensive coordinator, to Mike Martz to Mike "Love Boat" Tice as your offensive coordinators.

All that said, Cutler is by far STILL the best QB the Bears have probably had at least since Jimmy Mac.

The Bears fans and Ditka ran Jim Harbaugh out of town in the same kind of setup at the end of the Da' Bears run. Oh he can't play, he makes bad mistakes and the guy was getting sacked like 7 times a game when getting sacked 7 times a game really sucked.

All this has happened before...

I feel like every year the bears make some noise about "opening the offense up" and airing it out more but history seems to show that means throwing a deep ball sometime in the first half and then "well I suppose we should just throw a series of two yard passes the rest of the way"

Earl Bennett didn't help either on that one interception when he pretty much stood like a statue and let Woodson take the ball from him. I get Cutlers issues, but the sxxt gets deeper than that.

All that said, they looked this horrible at points last year then knocked out 4-5 wins straight, so this isn't over by any means. Bush was a pretty good pickup and they probably need someone that can go out and bust some heads between the guards. Hopefully Forte isn't out more than a month.

Green Bay's defense looked great early last year and couldn't stop anyone in December last year too.

espn doing some hard hitting investigating

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
As @mortreport reports, NFL pulled replacement official from Saints-Panthers game after ESPN notified it that he was a New Orleans fan.
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pacman

vick interception

oh for christs sake michael

he was open too

jesus michael....

he should've just ran that

haha wat. eagles d!

fuckin love trent cole

i remember numerous games where eagles defense bailed out mcnabb

definitely

mcnabb NEVER threw picks like this though. his throws were just straight into the ground

oh cool, vick is hurt

i am ok with going for this

xp wait what?

the eagles would trip each other on 4th and 1

wow how did shady get that after stumbling

already twice he's like... let his arm dangle limp i think

hey, Vick threw it away

and got the roughing call!

WOO MCCOY TD

SHADY

kung fu panda world of warcraft commercials tells me blizz no longer going after my demographic

some teams seem to regularly get touchbacks on kickoffs - i guess it's a kicker power issue?

Edelman starting for NE instead of Welker ?!

if the raiders lose to miami I am going to hang myself fyi

eagles offense looks really good

shit, nice throw flacco

my fins fan friend told me the same thing veg

haven't the dolphins beaten the raider for like 3 years in a row

feels that way at least

i can barely remember last year, I am terrible at remembering stats

this no huddle offense is brutal

aaron hernandez dead :(

how is that shove not a flag?

oh no Hernandez

Luck looks good so far, though he's playing our storied vikings secondary

interesting that the raiders have set so many penalty records despite never employing richie incognito

what happened to hernandez

player landed on his ankle looked like

Edelman got tackled and landed on his ankle
ugh
he's like the top receiver in the offense

TOUCHDOWN RAIDAHS

lol @ 60 yd screen pass td by mike goodson

that was such terrible defense, jesus

ooh celek

hahahaha

Percy Harvin is really good guys

shit how bad is aaron?

can't blame vick for that sack. half the ravens team was leaping on him!

@Patriots
Aaron Hernandez has an ankle injury & his return is questionable.

yeah uh.. all the NE beat writers are like, this looks very serious

shit how bad is aaron?

― la goonies (k3vin k.), Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:37 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

looked like an angle or high ankle sprain, def not great

Goddamn it wrt hernandez

HAHA. fake punt!

went straight up the middle - short!

SPILLER

hahah what was that! trying to put their defense in a good position? Vick do not throw it near Ed Reed

that was a good throw/catch by tampa, props

oh the replay of that fake punt was great - tripped over his own guy. nice

these teams are getting into fights after every play!

"this is on the edge of getting really, really... not nice"

lol these refs are totally overwhelmed.

offsetting penalties. yup, that'll calm shit down.

offsetting penalties such a cool rule. even dumber than the double technical in the NBA

whew

oooh what is going on with Patriots offense? did I just see Brady yelling at Welker and Welker looking the other way

lol @ desean trollin

chandler jones son

Jackson is going to do something dumb, i'm just waiting

i hope whatever dumb thing he does comes after he scores a TD

i know it's sort of instinctual but i always am so baffled by football players punching each other when they're all wearing helmets and pads

lol

FUCK

your weekly reminder that bryce brown was terrible in college

lol @ shaughnessy doing Gangam horsey dance after the sack

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we have our first gangnam style sack celebration

:D

wow that v jax score for tampa was real nice

tampa looking eerily legit after 5 quarters of play

giants are dropping like flies here

god i have no desire to live in a world where joe flacco is good

nnamdi?

god i have no desire to live in a world where joe flacco is good

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 16, 2012 2:00 PM (40 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he looks like tom brady out there. it's bewildering

i need to get some of those plushy toys to throw at my television

wow @ CJ spiller today

i love brandon spikes

ban the giants

kansas looking good, should be another promising year at arrowhead

Spikes might be my favorite player on the Patriots. his twitter is hilarious

Some people might deny it, but everyone at some point has stared at something and tried 2 move it with their mind. #PoWWwWww

lol kolb just shoveled it...to tavon wilson

it's not always gonna be this easy, tay

spikes also had sex with his GF on chat roulette

NE just need to cobble together a pass offense and they could be a playoff team this year

ravens might wanna cover celek

really nice move in the pocket to avoid the defender from vick there. nicest move i've seen from him so far this season

well. i guess this is what it is to be an eagles fan.

shady should prob not fumble the ball

he fumbled like once all last season iirc, idgi

peyton manning shilling for papa john's is the corniest combination in world history

jags have -1 yds passing

#GABBERT

Ryan Messick 973ESPN@Ryan_Messick
All three #Eagles turnovers have come in the red zone. Vick INT from 12-yl, Vick fumble on handoff to Brown at 20-yl, McCoy fumble at 9-yl.

oh gronk you gotta catch that

the chefs are such a disaster

nah pioli and romeo crennell got it under control

huge int return by tampa

cautiously optimistic that buffalo may have a shot in this one

one of the Pats beat writers says Hernandez doesn't have a broken ankle, signs point to some kind of a sprain. wow I really hope it's not too bad.. nothing depresses me more about NFL than key players getting hurt way early in the season

Eagles fans, booing the home team as usual

the boobirds are crying

tbf daria, this team deserves to be booed.

giants fans are gonna boo @ half

what is the deal with the guy in the blue three piece suit on CBS's NFL promos? tremendously annoying

also what is up with Eli today? I don't have that game and my stream is taken up with Pats/Cards exciting defensive battle

Luck's doing a masterful job of sliding in the pocket and keeping his eyes downfield. On the few occasions that the Vikings have got pressure, he's been able to scramble for first downs. Vikings don't have a sack from their D line yet this year, after leading the league last season.

You know, I'm starting to get the feeling that the Vikings aren't a very good football team

Hmm maybe yeah. Wonder what the passer rating differential is comparing Luck last week vs this, Gabbert this week vs last.

Raiders can't run the ball at all. Good job switching back to the blocking scheme your best player hates.

seems weird that Janikowski would have strong opinions on run-blocking schemes but i guess that's the Raiders for you

Janikowski isn't even as good as Lechler, come on brah

they're fighting again after a demeco ryans interception

Raiders don't look as bad as last week but ugh this is an irritating game

i have inside infos saying hernandez's thing is "just his ankle" and that he'll "be ok"

17 more yards until next eagles turnover

hope yr info is good kev

btw janikowski now has visible bicep veins!

in college my friends called those "dick arms" O_o

oh for christs sakes

this was the only way cards were getting anywhere near the pats redzone

anyone on pats besides the linebackers showing up for this game ffs

I have no tv access atm, is there a reason why colston has 0 catches? is he playing?

fuck me. az going to finish with maybe 16 points and win this game

wow that catch by maclin

no one will ever be able to tell the difference between maclin and jackson

nah Pats still win this game imo

well maybe now the chiefs will get a QB in the draft?

it was kind of sad a moment ago seeing a flash on the bottom of the screen SCORING UPDATE and it's Bills 21... Chiefs ... ... ... ... 3

i gotta get a gif of celek leap frogging over that defenseman

now maclin down. half this team gonna be injured by the end of the game

"that defenseman" is ed fukkin reed! WOW

super cards dfense is p good

why are they running a toss sweep to danny woodhead on 3rd and 6?

it was kind of sad a moment ago seeing a flash on the bottom of the screen SCORING UPDATE and it's Bills 21... Chiefs ... ... ... ... 3

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, September 16, 2012

brace yrself...

shady kinda struggling

Vikings for fuck's sake

wow nice route

speaking of sad, how 'bout them same old raiders?

man are Eagles *sure* they want Vick making these runs? how is he going to last the season

i think he got the 1st down

god, andy reid is so dumb

didn't get it

i think he got the 1st down

― Mordy, Sunday, September 16, 2012 3:18 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thought so too but his elbow was down

BILLS 35 CHIEFS 3 kinda sad but mostly LOL

it's just one yard. go for it or save your challenges.

Lechler is barely getting these punts off :/

fffuuuu this game

carson palmer is terrible btw

Goddamn these stupid fucking penalties

whew tannehill absolutely crushed there

can we run the fucking ball plz

finally no flag on the punt return praise jebus

christ

as unlikely as it sounds kevin kolb is having a great game. he is getting no protection and is making plays while fleeing from constant pressure.

great, babin's hurt

NFL teams should be allowed to have 100 players imo

for christ's sake, shady

WOW

i can't believe he made that catch AND held onto it!

wow he got murdered

patriots O playcalling on 3rd down has been horrifying

this is the game that the joker watched that made him insane

Vick do not throw it near Ed Reed

what the shit

rolando mcclain is also terrible

do we have ANY secondary?
fuck this

the raiders were great at run blocking a year ago with the exact same personnel

i dont get what happened

wow @ that hit on francies

McClain had been having a great start to the season, but you can write that off now

mcfadden's role in this new offense is a shitty WR

wow thank u mike williams for just spinning in place and not getting 1st d

woodhead looks awful

dolphins have a pretty good run D

trying to remember when handing off to Woodhead has been successful

tannehill reminds me of like the second coming of jake plummer. i think i'm okay with that (?)

ur high

wow @ ravens kicker

second coming of jake plummer would be better than second coming of jimmy clausen (blaine gabbert) or second coming of ryan fitzpatrick (christian ponder)

cmon Kolb throw one pick six right now

VICTOR

CRUUUUUUUUUZ <3

love victor cruz

gonna hang myself now brb

wow, the dolphins are straight waxing oakland

the dolphins have a really good defense and special teams and can run the ball. looks like they could actually be a competitive team if they just lean on all three of those things and don't ask ryan tannehill to run the no huddle west coast steve young reincarnation offense.

I really like NYG in general esp Eli, Cruz, Pierre-Paul. if only they could win in different Super Bowls

nyg have like 500 yds of offense

martellus!

520-208 in yardage

here's a name to remember for the future: rob gronkowski. look out for this guy.

brady!

vikings!

cards coverage has been really impressive, so many passes knocked down

oh hey! washington! touchdown

RIP vikings

I literally gasped on this mike williams TD

wtf is going on with minnesota's defense

<3 Ray Rice

Josh Freeman makes some really risky passes

williams w the tying td catch off giant dbs helmet

ok, they gotta seriously bring the real refs back

lol cards

HAHAHAAH CARDS

wt ever living fuck

if the raiders keep playing like this they are so fucked

???!!!!! are you serious!

nicks has a billion yds

lollllllllllllllllllllll

why

why would you????

just kneel. i mean...

poor ryan williams

whyyyyyyy

SPIKES <3

DIVING VINCE WILFORK DEVOURING A MIDAIR FOOTBALL

Hakeem Nicks 10 199
Victor Cruz 11 179

holding omg. almost as stupid

that wasn't holding

really you played bump and run coverage on hakeem nicks? okay

there's no hold!!!

replacement refs were atrocious in this game

actually this entire game was atrocious

give us back our touchdown you motherfuckers

pls no more penalties

for fuck's sake

tampa can prob score again in 30 seconds tbqh

cmon vinateri

lol @ false starting on a glorified sneak

baltimore's kicker has a fucking cannon

lololololo

that was deserved

give us back our touchdown!!!

looked like me hitting a 3-wood, hit the ground first

OH NO

oh my goddddddddddddd

bob kraft looks like his wife's ghost just walked onto the field

lol

weird to see belichick be that conervative

can we not, giants

so many mistakes, Pats

well thats not a catch

I mean, at least it wasn't the AFC title game but that is so upsetting to watch

man, the replacement refs....

guys did he perform an act common to the game? it looked like he flinched, that's pretty common

is an act common to the game holding it against ur dick

was there even holding on that Woodhead non TD

CHIEFS COMING BACK

pats basically killed themselves on 2 3rd down plays where they ran woodhead, one that cost them 4 points and 1 that lead to 7 points for az. cards defense was nice, constantly in the pats backfield and tight coverage.

sad for tampa

this cowboys let-down loss to the seahawks comin' up was so predictable

oh my god, michael

cmon, no way that is a fumble

jesus these refs are so horrendous

grounding tho

andy reid needs to hire a short yardage coordinator tho honestly

that's not a fumble that's an incomplete pass

obviously a fukkng incomplete pass

damn, dierdorf and gumble goin ham in the booth

seriously ban these refs, this is just getting embarrassing

how did we even run a pass there, why

curious what coughlin said 2 schiano

i love andy reid but seriously his short yardage reverse wizardry is mind blowing

that was surely intentional grounding by vick tho

MICHAEL

"joe flacco and the baltimore orioles"

ROMO

I G G L E S. this game

yeah ban all the refs, I still want to see where there was holding on the Woodhead TD that was called back.

if this game has been any indication tho the ravens kicker is gonna boot an 82 yard field goal to win

cowboys completing an early Q1 trifecta of failure in all phases

oh my god, tony

man it's hard to express how much i enjoy watching roffles get dropped. never gets old.

and now I am missing Romo INTs ;_; maybe I need to get that Red Zone after all

the onion broke this out too early:

The Onion ‏@TheOnion
Colts' 'Suck For Luck' Strategy Enters Second Season

yep

the seahawks defense/ST has a TD, an INT, a fumble recovery and a blocked kick in the first 9 minutes

#romo

man, nnamdi has been terrible today

really, nnamdi can't even cover "tanden doss" without getting called for a penalty

that didn't look like a penalty to me tho

flaccohno

man he choked on that last noe

one*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plZRe1kPWZw

wow, huge win for the eagles

just a very good decision, joe flacco

oh my god u guys. i've never felt so relieved.

you need two yards for a first down w/ two plays to go and you don't give it to ray rice once? okay

i don't know if i can handle the stress of a season that looks like these 2 games, but a W is a W SO IGGGGGGGLES!!!!!

9 turnovers, 2-0

point differential +2

maybe they're getting all the turnovers out of the way early

well if they win even with the turnovers they are in good shape

wonder if steve young is going to be back "praying" for baltimore's offense again

jets sold one of most convincing fakes

terrible late hit call by the refs on STL

422 yards punting for lechler today

legit how did palmer throw for 373 yards today and oakland only scored 13 points

cuz they CAN'T RUN THE BALL

touchdown RGIII!

man, i wish griffin was on literally any other team

i'm feeling good about the isiah pead era

jim nantz just said that "a flag was generated"

j0rdan you didn't remind me but this week i'd say you were right -- vick played exceptionally well (despite the turnovers + injuries) + i was a fool to call for foles to replace him. (i will repeat this spiel every week as is necessary.)

what a weird phrase xp

lol. i was saying that less because of vick (tho i think he's great) and more because rookie QBs rarely play well (let alone fifth round picks or w/e)

jim nantz & phil simms calling a jets victory is my idea of hell's raging inferno

aaron rodgers is kind of hilariously incredulous in this state farm commercial

this washington/st louis game is another ref catastrophe

http://enrico.blogs.com/files/brent.celek.hurdle.gif

jim nantz just said that "a flag was generated"

in the Philly/Bmore game at the end one of the commentators said something about what would happen if philadelphia "negotiates the extra point"
I hadn't heard that one before, but I guess they were successful

this washington/st louis game is another ref catastrophe

― Mordy, Sunday, September 16, 2012 5:11 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what happened here? i missed it.

BOMB by griffin

andy reid is a noted master at game theory xxp

wow rg3

RGIII RGIII RGIII

HANKY

missed touchback call in steelers game

fuck the replacement refs

rough day for rams fans

this chargers-titans game is going to be a bloodbath

titans have run 9 plays so far

1st-10, TEN21 8:44 C. Johnson rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
2nd-8, TEN23 7:58 E. Weddle intercepted J. Locker for 8 yards

1st-10, TEN11 4:10 C. Johnson rushed to the right for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, TEN12 3:35 C. Johnson rushed to the right for no gain
3rd-9, TEN12 2:54 J. Locker incomplete pass down the middle
4th-9, TEN12 2:39 B. Kern punt, no return

1st-10, TEN5 12:09 J. Locker passed to C. Johnson to the left for 12 yard gain
1st-10, TEN17 11:28 Tennessee committed 5 yard penalty
1st-15, TEN12 11:11 J. Locker incomplete pass to the left
2nd-15, TEN12 11:05 J. Locker incomplete pass to the right
3rd-15, TEN12 11:01 J. Locker incomplete pass to the right
4th-15, TEN12 10:44 B. Kern punt. E. Royal returned punt for 1 yard

what has happened to C. Johnson lately!

wait wait did the commentator just say that RGIII started wearing the white glove on one hand because he was a big Michael Jackson fan

Jake Locker is really bad

so many easy passes in the dirt

wait wait did the commentator just say that RGIII started wearing the white glove on one hand because he was a big Michael Jackson fan

― seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Sunday, September 16, 2012 5:35 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

hold on, can we confirm this?

there was another reason too but they did mention jacko

tom brady was also wearing a white glove on one hand today

that's to protect his modeling hand

it was something like, he started wearing the white glove for that reason, then had to wear a sleeve because of some injury but sort of kept the look after that? I don't recall precisely

i've been watching fox or redzone literally all day and have not seen a single highlight from the browns/bengals game

some real tiny dude on the bengals had a great catch and run

hawkins, yeah

i've been watching fox or redzone literally all day and have not seen a single highlight from the browns/bengals game

browns were looking good on offense

hellava catch by Wallace right there. What a wobbler from Big B

tebow sighting

tebow comes on the field, jet immediately falls to the ground in pain

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Smalfut.jpg

R

G

III

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2012-September-16-17-29-49.jpg

London Fletcher! I don't know who Bradford thought he was throwing to

that's a big hunk of grey dick

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk
Blaine Gabbert has toe and hamstring injuries. MRI tomorrow, per league source.

LET THE CHAD HENNE ERA COMMENCE

holy hell

http://gif.mocksession.com/2012/09/golden-tate-headhunting/

Fletcher INT of Bradford in the end zone

Griffin juuuuust nearly throws a pick six

and Rocca has ANOTHER punt blocked

this game has gone off the rails

HENNE FAP

w/ rg3 playing for redskins i'm feeling like the beast is legit hardest division in nfl

we get the freaking hawks/cowboys

what the hell is going on in that game btw? dallas down a thousand points???

watching the stillers tbh

::embarrassed browns fan::

flipped it over to the hawks wearing some bright yellow fringe

terrible

27-7

nantz says that sanchez has completed three passes in the last 2 hours

"NFC East is the toughest division in the league" -> NFC East fans every season?

do u disagree tho?

skins rams is a helluva game

the giants look pretty mediocre. the redskins beating new orleans and the rams (if they even win) is a debatable achievement. the cowboys just got waxed by seattle.

wearing some bright yellow fringe

upon further review it's dayglo green

argh

I feel like I have watched a Skins-Rams game every year for the past six years with a final score of like 9-7 and no one completes a pass for more than 10 yards, so this is a welcome development

beating NO is debatable achievement now? what happened??

between 49ers smashing GB, the rams hanging w/ the lions and potentially beating wash, the cardinals beating NE on the road and seattle crushing dallas, i'm not sure you could even say that the nfc east is better than the nfc west

oh shit, panthers beat them too? poor brees

beating NO is debatable achievement now? what happened??

― Mordy, Sunday, September 16, 2012 6:43 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they've lost to the redskins and the panthers. i think this says more about the saints than it does the redskins and the panthers.

idk, everyone looks flawed but it's so early, but we know the Cowboys are the most talented team in the league even if they are losing to mediocre opponents by 20 points

NO has no coaches. Need to address that in the draft.

i heard romo won 20 theoretical superbowls

god put the Rams game on

first time i've said that

I feel like I have watched a Skins-Rams game every year for the past six years with a final score of like 9-7 and no one completes a pass for more than 10 yards, so this is a welcome development

otm

one of the refs in the cowboys game appears to be a 14-year old boy

2011 W 17–10
2010 L 16–30
2009 W 9–7
2008 L 17-19
2006 L 37-31 (OT)

can the football gods explain why we play the Rams basically every season

Sanchez: 3 completions in the last 128 minutes of real time

wtf more ref wackiness in pitt

because the skins and rams both finish fourth a lot iirc

one of the refs in the cowboys game appears to be a 14-year old boy

this is a young mans game

funny ref story - browns receiver goes out of bounds towards the end of the first half and the refs decide to keep the clock running

the end

"It's almost like the lights got in his eyes.. that ball went right through his hands!"
"This is .... not a well lit dome."

PUT TEBOW IN

ON DEFENSE

i need Him back in life

if your head and shoulder is down, that counts right?

welp they're not going to show the Rams

wow, the ref blew that big time

otm

knee was down AND he got stripped but nbd let's give them an 8 yd game

i don't understand... they were showing the redskins/rams game an hour ago. where is it now???

OBAMA'S America

xpost

what the Jets clown car definitely needs is a qb controversy before game #3, I say put Tebow in there

Tebow in the replay booth

dolphins/jets next week. let's talk about how excited i am.

if dolphins are winning by halftime i think they have to give the ball to jesus

maybe they could replace the replacement refs with Tebow

christ someone put the Rams game on

Al-Jezeera?

Isaac Redman 2 Yard Run
Drive info: 14 plays, 75 yds, 10:13

Jets need a leader they can worship every Sunday

bring back braylon edwards

holy shit they haven't made a catch since the first quarter?

sanchez isn't even close

that's what Eva says!

just stepping in from dvr delayed pats game to say WWWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFF

moan

if it's any consolation the Jets are playing much much worse

ben will never be considered an elite qb bc he always looks like he's working so hard, even when up by 17 w/ 3 minutes left. this is karmic justice bc he's a scumbag.

he kinda looks like he just got done killing a bunch of people

i wouldve gone w/different heinous crime there

btw cardinals played v well, their D is super legit, but the end of that game was such a WTFFFF

so was the end of this one

why would you even try and kick that

Cortland Finnegan, you know what kind of a player he is, don't react

I wonder if NFL ever puts a mike on Finnegan during a game

good work Joshua Morgan

do i bang on the window and flourish a terrible towel at my local deli tomorrow or not y/n

gotta wonder whose decision it was for sanchez to flailingly try to move the ball downfield with 10 seconds left - sanchez or ryan? "get out there and try to show me you deserve your job"

sanchez's qb rating today: 66.6

it is a sign

"plz coach i'm trying so hard"

tebow's knowing cheshire smile in the background

same reason Belichick kicked a 45 yard field goal down 14 with 15 seconds left

never forget

xxxpost

wow, there were some crazy TDs in the ohiobowl

belichick had to do that so that in games where they ran up the score 40 points on an opponent they'd at least be consistent

btw, that era of brady permanently over?

yeah

wow, there were some crazy TDs in the ohiobowl

liberal media won't show it btw

This tofu is delicious

This Schwartz Harbaugh SHOWDOWN 2012 is such baloney

btw, that era of brady permanently over?

― Mordy, Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:41 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah

― call all destroyer, Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:42 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol wut

p clearly in brady's decline years

what happened to the Raiders

can't believe you're calmly eating tofu like nbd

xxxpost

can't believe FNiA didn't show the Patrick Peterson wildcat run

p clearly in brady's decline years

― call all destroyer, Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:47 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yah totally hold on let me check his numbers from last season brb

what happened to the Raiders

― hail dayton (brownie), Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:48 PM (42 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://prod.static.seahawks.clubs.nfl.com/assets/images/imported/SEA/photos/Coaches/coach-cards/Knapp-Greg.jpg

brady = gus ferrotte fyi

THE RAIDERS SUCKED LIKE A BUNCH OF SUCKY SUCKS IS WHAT HAPPENED BROWNIE

nbd

yah totally hold on let me check his numbers from last season brb

― lag∞n, Sunday, September 16, 2012 7:48 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah yeah i know

there we go VG

let it out

*cries*

I was so bummed I didn't even complain when Mr Veg's family asked us to come visit for the afternoon. I need to not care so much about this stupid game, lol

but care we do

::binges drinks::

*Injects tequila*

http://i.imgur.com/LIB2s.gif

I hate u

(lol)

how gross is it that this all started cuz we signed kyle boller

fkn Boller

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQoMNGRdnNHv3GlYRK4VfEKXLJOuq7ATvTwZd5MLQ7DZAksikq

luckily the last, what NINE years have prepared me for another season of ugh

On the upside, maybe there won't be parking problems at next week's game

sweet i'm in 3160th place on pigskin pickem, i'm sure this will last

brady is okay. he will throw a couple more stray passes than he used to but he is still elite. the problems in the game today were playcalling and the O-line. the line is turning out to be the disaster that everyone predicted - the right side was so hopeless when vollmer was out. it is a huge deal that waters fucked off. on the playcalling they really need to stop boxing themselves in by playing woodhead on the 3rd down and running him a couple times to disastrous effect to 'keep the defense honest'. also, mcdaniels is a wild card - if he has an eye on getting back to a HC job and starts trying to show how clever he is, then i dunno.

brady needs to get his deep ball back and stop ducking from phantom pressure.

line depth sucks ass right now and that hasn't been a problem in new england for years.

Hey faith hill is here r u guys ready

O line is suspect, cards coverage was ridiculous today tho, pats should just go no huddle all the time, gronk blew a perfect td bomb via the classic slow down omg speed up and dive maneuver at the end of the first half, belichick mightve wanted to think abt getting a few more yard before kicking that fg, lol between the fumble and the badly missed field goal what a ridiculous finish

KINDA

go Lions tbh

xpost

cards d did look excellent, it's true

love pat pete, mostly because i can call him pat pete

plz lions beat the Niners

yeah peterson has totally defied expectations by actually being really competent in his position as well as a dynamic return guy. he was great.

Patrick Peterson's expectations were that he was the best corner prospect in a decade!

I totally forgot that RANDY MOSS was on this team! <3

RANDY MOUSS 4 LIFE

I love randy, why does he have to be a Niner

wau, 9ers

vernon davis, someone who is worth covering

fuck

They're really good aren't they

wtf

BRING BACK WAYNE FONTES

Vernon Davis, from Petworth in DC <3

oh, this is weird

Davis is an avid curling fan and player. He hosted an event for his charity in San Jose, CA in which the event was curling. Davis was named honorary captain of the Men's U.S. Olympic Curling team for the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

re peterson i was just talking generally about young players who make an immediate mark as return guys not always making the grade as position players

hah o jeez vernon

hahahaha I didn't actually realize this is what he said

"Randy Moss, Randy University"

Curling Davis

Xpost omg did he really

big vern, the rocksweeper

Vern the Curl

c'mon detroit jerks

maningham should be forced to change his name to smithingham

lol

C'MON LIONS

Jason Hanson is sill playing ffs

he's like my generation's Eddie Murray

is it possible that the lions are actually just kinda crappy?

they have no running game

Stafford can sling it like a mfer tho

trouble with the curve huh

is it possible that the lions are actually just kinda crappy?

― J0rdan S., Sunday, September 16, 2012 8:54 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh this is totally possible

what the shit was that pass

yes def possible

okay yeah they are not good

Can some teams please beat the Niners, my FB wall is overflowing with smug bastards

maybe u shld just root for the 9rs protip

u know what u can do with ur protip

still early, Stafford and Son will soon prevail

I like yr optimism brownie

it's all i have left + beer

:/

wondering if someone could invent a television with a dubstep control filter? like it would just automatically mute every ad that it was on

that's a great idea

ffs

kickstarter that shit, Daria

Look at all those assholes

morelike running into the kickstarter amirite

feel like dubstep has found its calling in advertising and we should just let it do its thing

as long as I can fast forward past it, it's all good

that's the problem though! I wouldn't ever know it existed if it weren't for these stupid ads, the hip hop stations don't play it here

jesus

I'm gonna go cook dinner and hope for a major turn of events

every team i root for breaks in my hands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07zsdF0ysP0

rematch next sunday veg

btw i watched this insane youtube the other day abt how the grateful dead are all illuminati child killers and the guy was going through this laundry list of famous northern californians they source their children from like steve jobs jerry brown carlos santana and then he paused and said sort of under his breath al davis and it was hilarious

i can see al davis in that scenario

football fan conspiracy theorists are a treat

i have one about art modell and Iran-Contra

browns were moving draft picks to the Ayatollah

bill belichick fucked some guys wife

and we're paying for it

newsflash: niners are good

i hope they know about the kicker conspiracy?

Oops now that song will be in my head all nite

the hell kind of run was that

so....cooking dinner didn't help huh

niners look real good

"released by the indianapolis colts" is not a tag you want to be following you around

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A27yWXsCAAAp_yG.jpg

lol

nice

wow stafford had serious tunnel vision there

Run Hanson out there for old times' sake.

icecream and boardwalk empire is the answer to this day

I can't get used to the 49ers not blowing leads. (Or having leads.)

otm

HANDZ UP WHO HAD THE CARDZ & CHARGERZ 2-0?!

I wonder what the over/under total points was on the Giants/Bucs - I guarantee it wasn't 75!

It's a weird ass league. I think it's because they are not allowed to hit at all at practice anymore and just run walk throughs and watch film.

I did watch the whole Vikings/Colts game, which was a pretty good game. Minnesota gave it away on dumb axx penalties. Really both Luck and Ponder looked pretty good at points and only had a few plays where they looked totally stupid. Ponder pretty much will only throw to Percy Harvin. This maybe out of necessity. Luck looked great at points, especially on the last drive of the half and game. That said, even getting such poor field position, the Colts offensive coordinator couldn't run a more conservative game plan and it nearly came back to haunt them. Colts really still can't run or stop the run for crap, but that's been an issue for more than a few years. Colt's punter McAfee deserves a bounty check or a game ball - as he totally bailed his team out a couple of times with punts including a total 73 yard in the air bomber when they were pinned on the 5 yeard line.