2012 NFL Week 5 - "This is Tony Romo's Sistine Chapel"

@ESPNStatsInfo: It's official.. Tony Romo is the only player with multiple 5-interception games on Monday Night Football.

Arizona Cardinals @ St. Louis Rams
Cleveland Browns @ New York Giants
Atlanta Falcons @ Washington Redskins
Philadelphia Eagles @ Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans @ Minnesota Vikings
Green Bay Packers @ Indianapolis Colts
Miami Dolphins @ Cincinnati Bengals
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs
Seattle Seahawks @ Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears @ Jacksonville Jaguars
Denver Broncos @ New England Patriots
Buffalo Bills @ San Francisco 49ers
San Diego Chargers @ New Orleans Saints
Houston Texans @ New York Jets
Week 5 byes: Cowboys, Lions, Buccaneers, Raiders

Cards
Gints
Falcons
Iggles
Vikings
Packers
Bengals
Ravens
Seahawks
Burs
Patriots
Niners
Saints (finally get one at home)
Texans

Arizona Cardinals @ St. Louis Rams - Cardinals
Cleveland Browns @ New York Giants - Browns
Atlanta Falcons @ Washington Redskins - Falcons
Philadelphia Eagles @ Pittsburgh Steelers - Steelers
Tennessee Titans @ Minnesota Vikings - Vikings
Green Bay Packers @ Indianapolis Colts - Colts
Miami Dolphins @ Cincinnati Bengals - Bengals
Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs - Ravens (chiefs beat spread)
Seattle Seahawks @ Carolina Panthers - Seahawks
Chicago Bears @ Jacksonville Jaguars - Bears
Denver Broncos @ New England Patriots - Patriots
Buffalo Bills @ San Francisco 49ers - 9ers
San Diego Chargers @ New Orleans Saints - Saints
Houston Texans @ New York Jets - Texans

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Can't wait to watch Sanchize vs. JJ Watt

Can't wait for the State Series!!

Denver @ New England aka jim nantz orgasm bowl

St. Louis Rams
New York Giants
Atlanta Falcons
Pittsburgh Steelers
Tennessee Titans
Indianapolis Colts
Cincinnati Bengals
Baltimore Ravens
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Denver Broncos
Buffalo Bills
San Diego Chargers
Houston Texans

SUP

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The only time Ade will pick the Chargers is if they're playing the Saints.

Can't wait to watch Sanchize vs. JJ Watt

― frogbs, Tuesday, October 2, 2012 9:39 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahhahahahahahaahahhahaha-oh yeah!

Tom Brady can keep a secret. Wes Welker apparently cannot.

When the CBS cameras captured the Patriots quarterback cursing on the sidelines in Buffalo on Sunday -- uttering the words “[expletive] you, [expletive]” with Wes Welker seated beside him -- speculation ran amok that the wrath of Brady’s saucy soundbite was probably select Bills defensive players, Buffalo fans, or even the newly-returning referees.

Welker cleared all that up Tuesday when he revealed the true targets of Brady’s outburst.

“I think it was kind of directed at, towards me and Deion [Branch] a little bit,” Welker said on WEEI’s Mut and Merloni show. “We were giving him a hard time that his knee was down and we didn’t know what he was doing on the bench over there. He better get his butt up and get back out on the field because his knee was down and so he’s like, ‘what are you talking about, I was in.’ So I think they caught him at a perfect moment where we were just kind of just jawing back and forth and things like that.”

haha

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/09/30/kansas-city-star-redskins-retractions-chiefs/1603931/

Photo accompanying the story is priceless.

omg adrian did you pick the bills? you crazy person! <3

Its very difficult for me to find any mirth in anything having to do with the Patriots. A pretty humorless group. Except for the Bob Kraft video with that young actress he's nailing.

its time for the niners to be defeated by a glorious underdog, imo

Its very difficult for me to find any mirth in anything having to do with the Patriots. A pretty humorless group. Except for the Bob Kraft video with that young actress he's nailing.

― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Tuesday, October 2, 2012 10:07 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gronk is just nonstop lols wtf dude

Let's see. I really did go 4-12 last week. I did much better this week going 11-4 and I don't really feel too bad on my losers (Chiefs, Lions, Bucs & Giants). Minnesota is looking a bit better than expected and SD held serve on the road, which hasn't been something they have been very good at the past couple years. The other two came down to the wire, so they could have gone either way.

It seems weird there was only 2 teams off last week, usually it is 4 teams.

Arizona Cardinals @ St. Louis Rams - Let it be known, things are changing in St. Louis and their defense, while not all there is already showing some attitude. AZ seems ok and quite solid on D. I think this is a good game. AZ got by last week tight on the road, I think the Rams knock them off this week.

Cleveland Browns @ New York Giants - Well it's no solace for Cleveland fans, but the Browns are the best 0-4 team this side of New Orleans. They have been in every game with a rookie Qb too. Kinda looks like they might have been better served to get a vet (Weird Beard would have been perfect) and work in Weeden to be honest, as the Browns haven't had much luck letting the young guy get it done. I don't watch them much and I'm sure everyone in that part of Ohio might be saying the same thing. The Giants are pretty good as usual and should win.

Atlanta Falcons @ Washington Redskins - Falcons but I want to take Washington.

Philadelphia Eagles @ Pittsburgh Steelers - I don't think the Steelers are really that good, kind of moving on momentum and fumes at this point. Kind of like Dallas, Chicago - Pittsburgh's o-line is just not that good and the defense has a ton of miles on the odometer at this point. Philly is a schizophrenic 3-1 and I just don't trust them - I'll take Pittsburgh at home. Game will probably be sloppy mess echoing the drunken Eagles and Steelers fans berating each other the whole game.

Tennessee Titans @ Minnesota Vikings - I guess Vikings. I was kind of thinking the Titans might be ready to take a step up, but the defense hasn't been there.

Green Bay Packers @ Indianapolis Colts - Colts will probably be pumped, but they are way outgunned on the talent.

Miami Dolphins @ Cincinnati Bengals - Bengals pass offense has looked pretty impressive against really middling clubs. I think they should win but this could be a decent game as Miami has played people pretty tough.

Baltimore Ravens @ Kansas City Chiefs - Ravens D is definitely not what it used to be. I think they can shutup about Flacco being elite too. Ravens should win, but I'd definitely believe they could play sloppy and dumb enough to lose to KC in that loud stadium.

Seattle Seahawks @ Carolina Panthers - Panthers did a great job grabbing defeat out of the jaws of victory last week. I'm still taking them in probably a fugly game, as if Carolina gets up a couple scores, I just don't think Seattle has the firepower to come back.

Chicago Bears @ Jacksonville Jaguars - Bears. Bad day to be Blaine Gabbert and MJD couldn't run against the Bengals, I'm sure that front 7 for Chicago is a bit better. Teams are just going to box that club in and dare Gabbert to throw and to be honest, he really doesn't have that good a recievers to make that much of a threat. Jvilles defense is decent, so it might not be a blow out and could stick around close if Bears turnovers happen.

Denver Broncos @ New England Patriots - Pats although I think the clubs are pretty even.

Buffalo Bills @ San Francisco 49ers - 49ers look tough.

San Diego Chargers @ New Orleans Saints - Saints gotta win sometime. I still don't trust SD for nothin'.

Houston Texans @ New York Jets - Texans should destroy them. I think the big thing they got to do is to keep from losing Schaub, Johnson and Foster. They seemed to make a big deal on the 100+ carries by Foster already and I got to agree, I think I'd save those bullets for when it counts. Going 10 or 12 and zero means nothing if you lose one of those key skills guys before the playoffs.

Packers to win against Colts.

Oh yeah, I'm back over .500 for the year @ 32-31. Still pretty meh.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/8455416/sources-santonio-holmes-new-york-jets-for-rest-season

wow. this is gonna be a long year in New York

The Jets have only three healthy receivers on the roster after they released Patrick Turner on Tuesday. Jeremy Kerley and Chaz Schilens are the starters, with Clyde Gates in reserve. Rookie Stephen Hill missed the last game with a pulled hamstring, as did tight end Dustin Keller.

When a guy named Chaz Schilens is a starter, you got a problem

Maybe they can bring back Coles and Cotchery?

hey Chaz Schilens is pretty good before he gets hurt

Houston Texans @ New York Jets - Texans should destroy them. I think the big thing they got to do is to keep from losing Schaub, Johnson and Foster. They seemed to make a big deal on the 100+ carries by Foster already and I got to agree, I think I'd save those bullets for when it counts. Going 10 or 12 and zero means nothing if you lose one of those key skills guys before the playoffs.

yeah and there's no reason to overload Foster either, because Tate is pretty awesome himself.

dont worry when tebow is starting you wont need receivers. can't blame holmes for shutting it down.

he needs to do a brandon lloyd and get out of town maybe.

maybe they should start McElroy

i think they resigned turner

turner & gates are both dolphins castoffs btw

Gronk is just nonstop lols wtf dude

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, October 2, 2012 8:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think his act is tedious

Maybe they can bring back Coles and Cotchery?

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 12:24 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don Maynard and Wesley Walker are available. Al Toon probably can't feed himself at this point so I dont think he's an option.

Game will probably be sloppy mess echoing the drunken Eagles and Steelers fans berating each other the whole game.

i don't think steelers + iggles fans hate each other! i actually have very warm feelings for the steelers bc i went to school in pittsburgh for a year, they're in PA, they're not in the NFC anyway, and i've rooted for them in superbowls before. i mean, of course i hate their rapist QB, but the team itself i find kinda charming - i like the old school working class trenches football style. i'll be rooting for iggles x1000 of course.

wowow

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8456264/canadian-gino-difelice-won-725k-seattle-seahawks-mnf-win

amazing that this happened during Week 3, the week which destroyed many suicide pools around the world

well damn

Here's the Ed Hochuli image gallery you were always dreaming of:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1210/ed-hochuli/content.1.html

Chris Kluwe took his shirt off:

http://www.out.com/entertainment/sports/2012/10/02/chris-kluwe-vikings-warcraft

re: worst quarterbacked games in NFL history

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199209130pit.htm

WOW! did he start that game? looks like he had three starts that season - that must've been when he was benched

shit you can't even make up: the new york jets at one point starting a quarterback with the last name "nagle"

Nagle started that one and got hurt and O'Brien closed it out with those 3 INTs

3 INTs and a completion tbf

Is it possible I'm actually looking forward to a game by the Cards and the Rams? Yes, but only a little.

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lol

Danny Amendola!

that was a good drive

beware the rammies!

did the skelton thing just light a fire under Kolb's ass or what?

whoa doucet

mike mayock is about 100x better than any other current in-game analyst

so greg zuerlein is basically the best kicker in football huh

the vikings rookie kicker is really awesome too

not enough zip from Kolb there

kolb doesn't seem to have great touch in general

YIKES michael floyd

that's probably the worst drop I've seen this year

kolb looked petrified when i saw him last year but he looks like he belongs there and has a clue this year, which is a huge difference. but it seems like he has no kind of arm and larry is wasted on him.

lol, drop the easy ones, catch the spectacular ones

thank god we're not going to see a death tnite

another bad pass

also fuck jay feeley

i saw a commercial last tuesday i think it was that didn't have peyton manning in it

pat pete

those closeups are nuts

kevin kolb is horrifying

regardless of the fact that the cardinals are surprisingly good this year i maintain that giving kevin kolb a long term contract sight unseen is a fireable offense

kolb definitely lacks some v. basic qualities of an nfl quarterback.

great football what-ifs: what kind of qb could sam bradford have been if he wasn't offered up on a plate by his pass protection down after down. and maybe had actual receivers.

this game is rough

or didn't throw terrible interceptions? xpost

bradford is a cipher to me, i mean enough ppl liked him coming out of college but i've seriously never seen him do anything interesting.

xp maybe threads of the same tapestry

xp and not xp tbh

lol so many no-doubt sacks in this game

kolb looked like he was having a tantrum there

so the Cards went 4-0 with a DIII O-line

arizona's pass protection is absolutely embarrassing

rushers plowing thru double blocks

how in holy hell is arizona 4-0

i guess when you're 7 for 21 the most you can do is make the 7 count

think that's the first time arizona have run the ball for more than -1 yard all game

so greg zuerlein is basically the best kicker in football huh

this guy is seriously incredible. i think he's got a shot at a perfect season

BURLY WHITE FULLBACKS

kolb is good for 2 quality drives a game. arizona basically have to score on both those and come up with something on special teams.

kolb what the hell man

he is like an even poorer man's fitzpatrick. fitz had a couple drives vs the pats where he looked like a probowl qb and was terrible otherwise. kolb has a couple drives where he looks competent.

i think kolb has some ok improvisational skills but is mostly garbage

that was a bullshit play call btw; why would you throw that

really??? throws on both 3rd and 4th and goal to larry 5 yards in front of the endzone????

yup, it's like all the offensive plays are being called by someone who's been huffing gas

Bradford looks worse than Kolb

finnegan is kind of a prick. but his middle name is temujin. it balances out

GREAT THIRD AND ONE PLAYCALL GUYS

horrible

get the first down you fucking retards

finally kolb is unable to run away fast enough

season sack record is 76

why did i watch so much of this game

lmao third and 1 and you put in the hands of kevin kolb twice

EMPTY BACKFIELD!

2 teams with winning records here folks. congrats to stl, jeff fisher and bnw.

game ball to whoever calls plays for the az offense

Ugh Chris Rose is on NFL network now? Fuck me

ugh I know, going from Eisen to Rose on their sunday shows is brutal

Rams not only have the best kicker in football, they may have the best punter.

so the Cards went 4-0 with a DIII O-line

― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also an awesome D-line so it may balance things out.

so glad i missed this

fütbawl!

RGIII's white sleeve is hot pink today <3

fuck bradshaw

well, theres that giant run dfense

YEAH AVANT!

haha cosign ^

vick...wtf...

down by contact i think

again...

but looks like #50 touched him

wait... cleveland???

turnovers are auto-reviewed now?

lol giants

i forgot that clevo always beats the super bowl champ!

YEAHH

it's gonna be sad when the browns lose

vick is such a fucking asshole

fuck, michael

it is not pleasant to watch this team play football

you guys are ridiculous

espn updated that as being a safety for pitt & i was so befuddled

both these teams are playing so sloppily. WELCOME TO PENNSYLVANIA, AMERCA

CLEVO

time to bench vick

alright whatever

maybe not permanently, but for this game at least

GO BROWNS!!!!

brown was moving forward before the snap anyway

wow, that was DPI

yeah, huge PI

pick six ryan!

WASHINGTON 7-0

jamaal charles already has 116 yds rushing?

wow how do you fall for that fake pitch

aaaaaand ryan fumbles it to washington

CLE-NYG being the national cbs game today is a straight travesty

THIS GUY morris must have well over 100 yards rushing already vs falcons

okay okay 72 yards, six carries

ban billy cundiff

did someone slather butter onto all the eagle's player's hands?

feel bad for graham gano. cundiff is so bad.

omg desean

stevie brown has been great for the nyg, whoever he is

god, nnamdi

trade nnamdi

cbs is openly trolling boomer esiason for no reason and i bet he's getting actually pissed about it

tbh, i'm sympathetic to this eagles defense. they've spent almost this entire game on the field.

god drc, catch that

hmmm, weird. espn has the PHI-PIT game as 10-0 steelers. it's actually 100-0 right?

the steelers have been playing fairly poorly too

trust me, tho j0rdan, no one who is watching this game is thinking "eh, vick isn't playing that bad, philly fans are just being unreasonable"

they're thinking: how is this team 3-1???

and they're right to wonder.

virginia tv market = one million political ads during these sunday football games. mostly obama/romney plus some attack ads on tim kaine from random super PACs. american xroads has an anti-obama ad saying unemployment is 8.1% - why would they bother to update

no pressure on ben

if vick runs out of bounds, he can't fumble it

another fumble.

fuck you vick

ha wow thats a pretty weak penalty

eagles should be turning it over soon

oh no let's see if cundiff can miss a 25 yard chip shot

SHADY

WOW SHADY

okay our kicker is good from inside 30 yards, that's the range

victor w/ 3 salsas

foote should have to leave the stadium after that

there's the eagles special teams i know

RGIII got hit pretty good on the last series = kirk cousins time

oh god andy

the rise of kirk cousins

waaaaaaauuuuu 77 yards cousins to santana moss?!!

lols @ falcons defenders standing around after that play looking at each other like.. what just happened

WOW how did shady get that??

lol @ refs signaling td after weeden throws a 2nd time (1st was deflected back to him)

i would fucking die for mccoy

:-D

YEEEAAAAASSSHHHHHH

what a drive

game over. no pressure on ben all day

SMH

hey the dolphins beat the bengals

theres that packers oline

lets not do anything crazy here andy luck, u guys are covering the spread

LUCK

i think it's tremendously weird that NFL has this whole breast cancer awareness thing going but i still dig hot pink as an extra team color

wow sterling moore

welcome back to foxboro manningface!

ok, colts!

haha holy shit colts!

crosbys gonna drill this tho

or not

packers are a really average team w/ an all-pro qb

reg wayne 13/212

welkah!

That was a nice drive

oh hey rookie in the pats secondary with rodney harrison's old number

bills fan i know on FB: I'm not sure I could loathe the Bills more than I do right now. It's amazing how they take something fun like watching football and completely ruin it.

i'm not watching the game, but bills fan otm

gabbert

brady <3

Green Bay Packers @ Indianapolis Colts - Colts
― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 03:59 (5 days ago) Permalink

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HOLY

4th and 7 at SEA 18:
J.Ryan left end tackled in End Zone for -18 yards, SAFETY (K.Onatolu).

can't be right?

that would be some brilliant coaching imo

peyton vs brady game starting to look like every peyton vs brady game...

oh mcgahee

lols 4eva at belichick psyched out on 4th down b/c of playing against peyton

i mean why would you not punt it there

you should pretty much always go for it on 4th down in almost every situation

fucking buffalo

i feel a little better since pats have an actual running game but still, why you going for it on 4th and 5 belichick

i hope he did it just because everyone said last time that it was a terrible idea

)#(%&)@#%(&_Q*% PATS

cmon defense defense defense

broncos got away with a flagrant hold there

seeing mccourty not looking toward the football is sort of a trend isn't it

!!!! oh mcgahee

this game

Huge break

manningface <3

jesus, Buffalo

sell the bills to canada tonight imo

the bills gave up 600 yards o_o

Toronto Argo-Bills

looks like a textbook 4th q by jaxville

i'll become a chargers fan for life if they deprive brees of any TDs tonight

54 rushing attempts by patritos

Chiefs fans cheered Cassel's injury

maybe the chiefs should have been the team to trade a 1st and a 2nd for Carson Palmer

lol denver lol manning crazy game

mates are all, "den was closer that it seemed," and i'm all "wtf you talking about willis mcgahee"

there's this, den has lost to 3 LEGIT as fuck teams. but they are very mediocre. which could win the afc west imo.

patriots were just shredding them before they eased back the gas, it was ugly

i kno rite? that was actually amazing to watch, the pace of that offense. (i hope mcd gets...something worse than a cold. gah, hate that guy)

dan patrick re: bills "..outscored 90 to 17 in the last 6 qtrs"
tony dungy "UGH"

i dont know that ive ever seen the patriots play that fast for that long before, loved it, they often dont lean real hard on the no huddle til the 2nd half, and this was even v fast for their no huddle

yeah it was great

denver D looked real super confused

rodney harrison <3

"do not be the guy that drew brees sets that record on. i've experienced it every year with david tyree"

this is a really fucking cool record that Brees is about to set

what if he just lays the ball down at midfield and walks away and like gets a job at a factory or whatever

hoping the saints just go full disaster mode all season and get some great picks

awww they were playing elastica just now before the commercial

viva les années 90

sean payton does not look great

Norv did a great job of not subbing out an injured left tackle in the most crucial moment of the game.

@TimTebow
Looking forward to giving God all the glory in tonight's 666th Monday Night Football game. Romans 8:37-39

SIX SIX SIX

WOE TO YOU OF EARTH AND SEA
FOR THE DEVIL SENDS THE BEAST WITH WRATH
BECAUSE HE KNOWS THE TIME IS SHORT
LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST
FOR IT IS A HUMAN NUMBER
IT'S NUMBER IS SIX HUNDRED AND SIXTY SIX
[guitar]

reports sound like we're gonna see a lot of tebow plays

University of Jah, Rastafari

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWTSzJrLRHE&feature=share

awesome

playing games with atari

O M G

chargers #1

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i thought tebow going to the jets would be amazing fun but it turns out that it is really really really boring

i guess this must be on then huh

the texans are v good

hahahaha. that was a hell of a td

omg bigby <3

it's like a concert, a symphony

^^^ gruden description of texans run blocking

jesus what the fuck was sanchez doing with the ball there

sanchez sack/fumble picked up by the fullback

"that's one of the better plays the Jets have had tonight!"

tee hee hee

<3<3<3

lol @ steelers position coach pep talk

"we'll ground these guys up and turn them into little bitty Eagle meatballs!"

that pep talk was CLASSIC

dude was so imploring--the whole "this has worked for 15 years" thing, i don't even know who he is but that was a brilliant performance.

the branding on quentin coples' arms is unpleasant

"they were confused with sanchez and tebow both on the field.. they remain that way"

what the hell did sanchez see there

schaub has thrown an inordinate amount of balls away tonight

lol JETS <3