NFL Week 8 2013 - "who wants to live on a planet with those who don't like themselves"

Jim Irsay @JimIrsay

I do pray for you unhappy,shit-slingers...who wants to live on a planet with those who don't like themselves..we want happy,kind people:)

3:44 AM - 21 Oct 2013

NFL WEEK 8 - 2013

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Dallas Cowboys at Detroit Lions
Cleveland Browns at Kansas City Chiefs
Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots
Buffalo Bills at New Orleans Saints
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles
San Francisco 49ers at Jacksonville Jaguars
New York Jets at Cincinnati Bengals
Pittsburgh Steelers at Oakland Raiders
Washington Hatcats at Denver Broncos
Atlanta Falcons at Arizona Cardinals
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams

http://cbssports.com/images/blogs/Greg_Schiano_Fired_Fire_Greg_Schiano_Billboard_Tampa_Bay_Pictures.jpg

prediction: a team will have 8 wins at the end of this round of games

no

:D

this is the worst slate of games this season so far, right? like, by lightyears

http://www.sbnation.com/2013/10/23/4862062/greg-schiano-breaking-madden

lol that is amazing

i'm embarrassed by how much i laughed at that

oh shit by the 5th gif i couldn't stop laughing

It's too bad Tampa is playing at home tonight, because I want to see Schiano get fired at the airport just like Lane Kiffin and have to take a cab back to collect his things.

Last week 9-6, for season 72-35

Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Panthers should win.
Dallas Cowboys at Detroit Lions - Detroit These are probably 2 of the clubs that seem to get less out of the most talent in the NFL over the past couple of years. It's a big game really for both clubs. I'd watch this one.
Cleveland Browns at Kansas City Chiefs - Chiefs got it going, got to win the one's they should win at 7-0.
Miami Dolphins at New England Patriots - Man both of these clubs got beat by teams I didn't think would happen last week. I thought it possible with the Bills, but the Pats getting into a decent offensive showdown and winning, I didn't see that happening. Heck 30-27 might be the state of good defensive football these days with clubs dropping 50 every week. I'm taking the Pats.
Buffalo Bills at New Orleans Saints - Saints and they need to bouce back. Bills playing better than expected considering.
New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles - I'm taking the Giants. If Vick is healthy and can run, it might be different.
San Francisco 49ers at Jacksonville Jaguars - Niners
New York Jets at Cincinnati Bengals - Cincy is winning but close and the Jets are winning, which seems weird to say. I'd bet a bunch of money is going to ride the Jets this week out from the east. Bengals should win, but I think is a pretty close pickem game.
Pittsburgh Steelers at Oakland Raiders - Steelers got some run game last week. I think this game goes either way, but I will take Pittsburgh. I'd watch part of this one as I am more curious about each club and this seems a pretty even matchup.
Washington Hatcats at Denver Broncos - Broncos. Washington played pretty good last week.
Atlanta Falcons at Arizona Cardinals - Don't know, I guess AZ at home.
Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings - Packers. Yo Minnesota, you got to give the ball more than 13 times to Adrian Petersen no matter the score.
Seattle Seahawks at St. Louis Rams - Seahawks

Madden had it right so far

i accidentally discovered yesterday that i now have nfl network (??? idk) and was really excited about it until i put on the thursday night game and it was this game

do the bucs play the jags

so Schiano is definitely getting fired like right now right

yeah I could see him being fired at any point

we're getting into Kiffin Raiders territory here

really pissed that I didn't pick Cam in my weekly fantasy league

redskin

just testing

thank god for the bucs saving vikings from being the biggest circus in NFL

new england offense is uh not playing well

fins lineman sacks brady, hits him in the face with his knee getting up, and then does the pee-wee herman dance

lol @ story abt peyton hillis walking 1.5 mi on the highway to get a pizza

wow, vollmer

i've never heard screams that loud during an nfl game

yeah i wish i hadn't heard that
did not watch the replay

nice superstar call for gronk there, might be the only points the pats score today

lmao barkley

holy shit that niners-jags score

jags have forty yards of offense

obv barkeley will torch the giants now

lm actual bo

D:

Sean Lee is really good

negative fantasy points in the first half for Tom Brady, ugh

lololololol barkley

go pats go

looooooool

hope this dude becomes a star btw

Foswhitt "Fozzy" Whittaker

just keep throwing it up to gronk it'll work out eventually

the officiating in this game has been unconscionable

i sometimes complain abt the nfl being every game like 45-38 but now that im experiencing this 15-0 giants/eagles game idk bring on the competant offenses plz

Brady's hand https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXmp15SCUAA8WR4.jpg

brady trying to run <3

wow what a stupid penalty

i mean the dolphins don't deserve to win this game but the calls going new england's way have been utterly unbelievable

makeup for last week?

tannehill making some hilarious faces on the sideline right now

ok what the goddamn hell zak deossie

that was an amazing play by Mccourty, he's having a great year

literally can't remember the last time the patriots blitzed like this

it's kind of stupid that it took them this long to discover that they should prob be blitzing a team whose left tackle has been there for less than 7 days

and who can't test you downfield

omg

can't remember the last time pats blocked a fg

well letting a patriot run free off the edge to ruin the play is certainly a fitting end

didnt realize megatron had so many yds wow

LIONS

Omg megatronp

er i assume lions won then? they flipped us over to denver vs wash. dept. of football before the review came back!

Stafford is a PIMP!

hahaha thanks to stafford, washington is now half a game out of first place in the nfc east
at 2-4

https://twitter.com/marionbarryjr/status/394567069741879296

maybe I wasn't paying attention too well but had Dallas just kneeled 3 downs and punted, Detroit would've had like 20 seconds to go 80 yards correct?

also what the hell was Dez so upset about?

RGIII stressing me out with some of these throws

maybe I wasn't paying attention too well but had Dallas just kneeled 3 downs and punted, Detroit would've had like 20 seconds to go 80 yards correct?

― frogbs, Sunday, October 27, 2013 9:04 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes wtf happened

btw Terrelle Pryor had a 93 yd TD run on the first play of the game

xpost it's dallas

i left the game on thinking, they could probably find a way to lose, i've seen it before

Garrett should really not be a head coach

ok Detroit had 2 TOs.

TBF the cowboys were really lucky to be up, a couple of the TOs they got were very fluky.

Raiders are definitely taking a receiver in this draft

there were 4, but Dallas didn't really move the ball much on those short fields

still on that final possession even the announcers were treating the game like it was over, Detroit should'a gotten one Hail Mary try and that's it. I dunno with Dallas and Detroit you really just feel like one of those teams is going to lose in the most heartwrenching way possible

Stafford's "lets go spike it spike it spike it" then take the snap over the top for a touchdown was brilliant by the way

Pryor's TD Run was the longest ever for a QB and the longest TD run ever for a Raider

also Megatron was like 7 yards short of the alltime single game yardage record for a WR

man what the hell is going on with the jets

I'd have figured Denver would have like 4 TDs by now, what the hell

broncos are having probs

leveon bell sucks hard enough to draw a personal foul

this guy, morris

bell should have been flagged on that screen pass for leading with his helmet

Steelers kicker has missed 34 and 32 yard field goals

hahahahahah D HALL

lmao

oh come on demaryius, take it like a man

the record Terrelle Pryor broke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BQ72rE6iyw

love this guy

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/dcfing.gif

this game is kinda wild

Nothing quite like 31 unanswered points to kick a fan base in the crotch. So much for that 21-7 lead.

ben makes the worst plays sometimes

Fantasy football makes garbage time TDs by Bell good for me. I'm in a dogfight of a game since half of my club is on a bye week. Going to need Aaron Rodgers to throw 2 or 3 TDs tonight if I got a shot to win.

It was heartening to see the Bengals beat the snot out of the Jets and remind NFL fans that they really are not any good.

OMG rg3

NFC East is 9 games under .500

And they will play every weekend in a national game for the rest of the season.

every play is a turnover

I got to say the 2013 Broncos is probably as good offensively as the 2004 Colts, which was probably the most powerful offensive season Manning had in Indianapolis.

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/clt/2004.htm

8 turnovers

9

lol mike pereira http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/mike-pereira-oakland-raiders-assistant-coach-flips-bird-at-officials-102713

jesus

Eddie Lacy looks awesome

nice to see the refs gift the Vikes a touchdown by calling PI on Tramon despite basically no contact at all

JONNY GOMES

THE HUMAN INTANGIBLE

lol wrong sports thread

Ugh why do I like the Vikings

hey it looks like patterson was a great pick at least

kinda feel like McCarthy is some sort of offensive genius, the Pack seem unfazed even with the loss of 3 of their top 4 dudes (contrast to Detroit who can do basically nothing with Calvin Johnson out), and as much of that is on Rodgers, you also have to remember that Matt Flynn had two really great games there despite apparently not being good enough to start even in a year where several teams basically have no QB

"They've struggled throwing the football, and it's not like it should be that hard!"

The games Flynn started in GB were with a full cadre of excellent pass catchers.

holy crap the cowboys gave up 623 yards

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXnGp0ECQAAvo9F.png

Guy sitting behind me at the Raiders/Steelers game today:

HEY JACOBY FORD AL DAVIS IS UP IN HEAVEN LOOKING DOWN ON YOU AND HE IS PISSED OFF

Decided not to offer the rejoinder that "Al was pissed off when he was *down here* too so..."

lol

I hope Al saw that 93 yd TD run tho

Vikings jesus

I can't even

^^^ OTM

this is such a long season

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9893116/brandon-meriweather-washington-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-rips-brandon-marshall-vows-target-opposing-players-knees

ASHBURN, Va. -- Washington http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG safety Brandon Meriweather, who served a one-game suspension Sunday for the way he hits, vowed to begin targeting players' knees and fired a shot at Chicago Bears star receiver Brandon Marshall, saying players who beat their girlfriends should be out of the NFL.

heh

rare doublehatcat

i'm watching baseball so can anyone tell me why seattle has 42 total yards??

loool @ taunting the db running toward the endzone

"I've never seen so many mistakes on an offensive line. this is bad football right now!"

why is every monday night game like this?

i'm watching baseball so can anyone tell me why seattle has 42 total yards??

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, October 29, 2013 2:39 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

St. Louis is just dominating in every phase of defense, pretty much.

"you have your halloween costume ready?"
"yes i do, mike. i'm the same thing every year."
"what's that?"
"chucky. fourteen years in a row. i can't wait to scare some kids"

<3

Even though they lost, 7 sacks of Wilson and dominating Seattle up front like that is pretty impressive defensive game by the Rams.

Zac Stacy looks fantastic too, great pick

I really think they have to pull the trigger and draft a QB

Tampa Bay will beat them to Bridgewater.

I like the other QBs though

mariota > bridgewater

great rolando mcclain article http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9882568/nfl-former-oakland-raiders-alabama-linebacker-rolando-mcclain-self-imposed-exile

Nice! He may never play again, but I'm glad he's getting his shit straight.

"self-imposed" is a little bit rich

Good article though!

Well, afaik the Ravens didn't release him. He retired. xp

The guy basically sucked as a pro