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Option	Votes
I hereby swear that I would like Dom to return to this board.	154
I have thin skin and shouldn't be on the internet at all.	150

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

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― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

Can Dom Be Unbanned Yet?

― velko, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

here, let me help you

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

cryptic

― one thousand BIG HOOS raging and pounding (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:24 (sixteen years ago)

dom loves music

― velko, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://i43.tinypic.com/30syp89.jpg

― bnw, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 03:50 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.jillscott.com/images/uploads/2008/09/vote.gif

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 04:22 (sixteen years ago)

― YOUR POLLS SHIT THE BED (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:51 (sixteen years ago)

― YOUR POLLS SHIT THE BED (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/01/maracas.jpg

― YOUR POLLS SHIT THE BED (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:55 (sixteen years ago)

Is 'sychophant' intended be a clever misspelling, like 'psycho-phant' or something, or is that a British spelling I'm not aware of?

― invitation to rabies (╓abies), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 06:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/2/7/3/7/27374.jpg

― wilter, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 06:06 (sixteen years ago)

just trying to go for a preemptive "summarize clusterfuck" on this one

― YOUR POLLS SHIT THE BED (jjjusten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 06:07 (sixteen years ago)

Perez Hilton is part of the biggest news story on the BBC news website right now. RIP Western Civilisation, nice knowing you.

about 3 hours ago from web

So, he finally turned rockist.

― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)

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― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:58 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01387/clown3_1387721g.jpg

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Original graphic needs a poll of its own: Is the signature on the screen Jaws, Jawa, Jews or Jesus?

― OK, fine, yes, I Goggled it (Pancakes Hackman), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:21 (sixteen years ago)

not being happy with the alternative, voted yes with a clothespeg over my nose.

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

never noticed DP

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

you'd like him!

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:34 (sixteen years ago)

you left out the option for "I have confused ilx with the SA forums and am up on some IT'S THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE boring ish"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)

where's the option for "all i do is chastise ilxers for what they find funny these days"

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:02 (sixteen years ago)

aka "killing jokes"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

so goth eh

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

still mad eh s1ocks

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (sixteen years ago)

about...

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

poor turnout at the 1,000,000th Killing Joke zing celebration, I assume

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

actually the turnout was amazing... lots of new "blood" this year

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha I can't front that made me lol

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:27 (sixteen years ago)

lols like blood... that's one for all you Killing Joek fans out there.

― zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:29 (sixteen years ago)

like alex in nyc right?? lol

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)

god damn it

lol

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

still not a goth band by any stretch of the imagination btw

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

good alex in nyc impersonation, we coulda used you at the zing celebration!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/wbvxv5.jpg

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

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― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

where's the option for "all i do is chastise ilxers for what they find funny these days"

― s1ocki, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:02 AM

is that what u would vote for?

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:38 (sixteen years ago)

no s1ocki's vote is for "dom can come back if he agrees to only bust out zings that're old enough to vote"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:39 (sixteen years ago)

tsk that's not funny

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.fireflower.ca/images/content/mountain_goat.jpg

^ not fit 4 jungle habitat :3

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:40 (sixteen years ago)

zing police

starring

john d as sgt lolkowicz
l0u1s jagg3r as lt tito "roffles" puente
whiney g. weingarten as the secretary

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

tuomas as the informer

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:43 (sixteen years ago)

i think john's whole "DON'T MENTION ALEX AND KILLING JOKE IN THE SAME SENTENCE"/"STOP STOP STOP MAKING TUOMAS MASTURBATING IN FRONT OF A BABY JOKES" thing was born out of his "DON'T U DARE EVER BRING UP MY BAND" thing so good job

xpost

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (some dude), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

i can't believe the zings that were born when i was in high school are old enough to vote already

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:44 (sixteen years ago)

knock knock

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

j0hn's in a band?

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

who's there xp

― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

yep, all born out of the same "if you repeat yourself even more than I do, you're probably being a choad" theory

v. controversial theory

xpost Mr Que who's there

xxp dammit

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

killing joke

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

j0hn's in a band?

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:45 AM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah, killing goat

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

killing joke who

― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

maritime security secretary morelike

xpostssss

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

KILLING JOKE IS NOT A GOTH BAND YOU ASSHOLE

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

thanks, i'll be here all week

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

i left out the option "i'm a zing old enough to vote"

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

tip yr bartenders

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

lol killing goat

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

I don't even know what a killing joke is

― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:47 (sixteen years ago)

knock knock

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

the joke i just told was killing, i.e. it was so funny everyone died and became a goth

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

drowning joke xxp

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

whos there john

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

goth walks into a bar

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

guys killing goth is not a goat band

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (some dude), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

how many killing jokes does it take to screw in a lightbulb

none because theyre a goth who loves to sit in the dark and think about death or whatever

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

killing joke

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

killing joke who

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:50 (sixteen years ago)

killing joe q

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

Q. What is a Killing Joke fan's favourite batman Comic????

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

killing joke, you know, the goth band

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://dropular.net/content/_fixed/sigbbqn_franklin-gothic.jpg

^ he voted

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

A. Batman is shit you pabulum-gorged simpleton!!!

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

a priest, a rabbi, and a Goth walk into a bar

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

so is being painfully lame and unfunny yalls way of convicing us that we need dom back more than ever???

― chairman lmao (Lamp), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

Goth walks into a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?"

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

because thats what ive been attempting just fyi

― chairman lmao (Lamp), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

q: what is alex in nyc's favorite kind of joke

a: a joke about how killing joke ar goths (killing joke)

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

q: what is john d's favorite kind of joke

a: a joke told on a mountain (mountain jokes/goats)

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

Q. Why was the goth attempting to murder the now rat-faced former child actor who played the protagonist of a terrible Star Wars prequel?
A. Because he was into "Killing Jake" (killing joke!)

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

max that was epic

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

q: what is doms favorite kind of joke

a: self-loathing misogynistic wisecracks involving dead fat rappers (killing joke)

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

apropos of nothing but you guys there's a squirrel on my porch who is just the cutest goddamn thing

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

he is stoked that we have refilled the bird feeder

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:54 (sixteen years ago)

is it a goth squirrel

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

goth walks into a bar, batman says why the long face, goth says 'you don't understand, killing joke is the name of my goat!!!'

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

why did killing joke cross the road

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know Que when I asked him he seemed to take offense

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

to goth to the other side

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

goth squirrel with a chip on his shoulder--sounds like a smiths song.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Q. Why would Dom and Alex in NYC both enjoy a wisecrack aimed at former failed WWE midcarder K Kwik?
A. Because it is a Ron Killings joke (Killing Joke)!!!

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

apropos of nothing but you guys there's a squirrel on my porch who is just the cutest goddamn thing

we used to have one of those around ILX, name of dom passantino.

― Bo, a 6-month-jackson Portuguese overdrive (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:00 (sixteen years ago)

killing jokes bruv

― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

Killing Nuts

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

Not only is J0hn in a band, he's also their zinger.

― StanM, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

Q: What is Alex in NYC's favorite type of music?
A: Jazz (Jaz Coleman of seminal goth band killing joke!)

― Bo, a 6-month-jackson Portuguese overdrive (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

q: why is alex in nyc a fan of the boston strangler?
a: because of his killing choke (killing joke)

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:05 (sixteen years ago)

knock knock

― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

q: what canadian hat that formerly belonged to a disgraced enron ceo did alex in nyc buy on ebay?
a: jeffrey skilling's toque (killing joke)

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

Alex In NYC walks in to a bar. Barman says, "Why the long face?". Alex In NYC says, "Horrible people keep saying Killing Joke are a Goth band".

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:06 (sixteen years ago)

hey guys, SCARVES

― goole, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

Q: What is Alex in NYC's favourite condiment?
A: Just Coleman's (Jaz Coleman's) (Jaz Coleman is the frontman of seminal goth band Killing Joke) (Coleman's is a type of mustard) (Mustard is a type of condiment) (Alex in NYC is an ILX0r who frequently argues that mustard is not goth)

― a tiny, faltering megaphone (grimly fiendish), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

we used to have one of those around ILX, name of dom passantino.

oddly enough, I just suggest-banned the squirrel

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

A man walks into a bar looking exhausted. The barman says "what have you been up to, you look knackered". The man says "I've been up all night killing Joke". The barman says "what, were you like killing a dog called Joke or something?". And then the man says "no, you don't understand, Killing Joke is an amazing goth band".

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

last night my brother pissed me off last night over dinner and i mentally SB'd him

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

who's there?

― Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

last night my brother pissed me off last night over dinner and i mentally SB'd him

mental suggest-ban really does make the world a less immediately oppressive place

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

what if you could actually suggest ban someone in real life

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

and then the barman says like "what, how were you up all night Killing Joke if Killing Joke is just the name of the band", and then the man kills him for not honouring the fire

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

p.s. MPx4A that shit was extremely funny and I tip my hat to you

my goth hat

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

he mentally suggest-banned him and physically murdered him

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

what if you could actually suggest ban someone in real life

you can only IRL it's called "praying for someone's death" and it can get you suggest-banned

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

and the barman was Scottish

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

what happens if you try to mentally SB a mod?

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

it aggravates the wounds in Christ's hands

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

A: My Killing Joke has got no nose.
B: How does he smell?
A: Like a Goth band.

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

doubting tuomas

― Old Big 'OOS (AKA the Cupwinner) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

It's important to note here that Killing Joke shits all over goths from a great height.

― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

i was actually thinking about starting an ILX knock knock joke thread.

also we'd all have to answer "HOOS there?"

― we be to rap what ki be to s1oc (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

me goth hat

― Bo, a 6-month-jackson Portuguese overdrive (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

What did the big goth say to the little goth?

Stop killing behind that joke!

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

q. What do you call a goth fuel deliverer made of sperm?
a. Jizz Coalman (Jaz Coleman) (Jaz Coleman is the frontman of seminal 80s goth band Killing Joke) (Coal is black)

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

dom-great-thread-tshirt.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

Q. Why is it hard to see Jaz Coleman?
A. Because he has run off to hide in Iceland because he thinks the world is ending or something!

― EMPIRE STATE HYMEN (MPx4A), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

Ken Dodd: Did you know that you can tell a Killing Joke in Manchester and have the audience in stiches but the same Killing Joke won't get a single laugh in Glasgow?
Parky: Why's that?
Ken Dodd: They can't hear it in Glasgow.

― Sacco, Vanzetti, Passantino... (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

That said, as a full figured woman in the goth subculture, I have seen many overweight to morbidly obese woman who are basically embarrassing themselves by squeezing into too-small PVC tops, or corsets that are clearly poor quality and straining against their shape, or other poor wardrobe choices. Yet these women feel entitled to acceptance because they think the goth scene won't judge them and will somehow think they're s

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

poor form to post about dom's exes in this thread

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (some dude), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

loool

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― "Buri" Al Yankovich (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

― we be to rap what ki be to s1oc (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (some dude), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

in b4 admin log update

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

http://fabriken.akestamholst.se/akestamholst/images/2007/04/04/bowing.jpg

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

Two deputies in the Sheriff's Office, one who had been in town for ten years and the other who had just transferred, answered an emergency call. When they walked into the house, they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the bedroom. They had been shot to death. When they went to the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.

"No doubt about it," the new deputy said, "This was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."

"You're right," the experienced deputy replied. "But I'll bet you when the sheriff gets here he's going to say, 'it could have been worse'."

"No way. You're on."

The old sheriff arrived at the scene. "No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head. "It was a double murder and suicide." After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his deputies in the eyes.

"But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."

The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted, "Sheriff, how could it have been worse? There are three people in this house, and all three of them are dead. It couldn't have been worse."

"Yes, it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy there on the floor? If he had come home yesterday, that would be me!"

^killing joke.

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

http://ak.imgfarm.com/images/fwp/myfuncards/Everyday/lg/WelcomeBackPooch.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:38 PM Site "Buri" Al Yankovich (Dom Passantino) has been banned permanently.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:38 PM Site "Buri" Al Yankovich (Dom Passantino) has been banned permanently.

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

LOL

― the great wallogina (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.tradebit.com/usr/stock-photos/pub/9002/1043553.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bethel.org/imgs/FamousLastWords.png

― sans crit (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3025/2673207066_3aaef04bc6_o.png

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (some dude), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/michelle_2000_nz/music/candle1.jpg

― Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

I want to go on record here as approving of Dom Perignon and I think ILX should make every effort to secure a good supply.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

That's dom we can believe in.

― Nicodle Otago (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:20 (sixteen years ago)

*makes bondage gag*

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

out of cloth or

― macarooni (omar little), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:21 (sixteen years ago)

scarves, duh

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ottertailart.com/img_custom/NYGSDcust.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com.my/USA-WINTER-SCARF-Remember-9-11-Stars-Stripes_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQitemZ120384078285

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

haha $45 shipping from malaysia wtf

― someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.theswagreview.com/images/Scarf/scarf%20game.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahhaha

― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (some dude), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3342/3286300221_50491c3df7.jpg

― velko, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mike_tyson_punchout_scarf.jpg

left side: dom
right side: ILX mods

― 4,000 hoes in blackburn, lancashire (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:32 (sixteen years ago)

centre: andrei arshavin

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:34 (sixteen years ago)

would k.o.

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

this chickenshit scarfwearer

― sans crit (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 21:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/3554553_58fe60ee04.jpg

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 23:12 (sixteen years ago)

knit one out

― defensive of decent LOLs (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

you left out the option for "I have confused ilx with the SA forums and am up on some IT'S THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE boring ish"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, April 21, 2009 9:52 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

heh nice try goone sire, if u ever read the SA boards u would know it is easier to get banned there than anywhere else on the internet - dozens of ppl every day are cut down in their primes for the merest of infractions~

― What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:42 (sixteen years ago)

lol i feel im on some i love baseball shit...people are throwing stats like lol percentage and value over replacement poster out there but the old guard wont budge due to team chemistry implications

― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 04:46 (sixteen years ago)

Get this bullshit off my comics board.

― Shoegaze Knight (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 14:06 (sixteen years ago)

I wish there was an option for "I don't give a shit about this at all" in this poll.

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:13 (sixteen years ago)

I wish there was an option for "I don't give a shit about this at all" in ~~this~~ all polls.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

Wednesday, April 22, 2009 10:07 AM Site Moved thread: dom p petition from board: I Love Comics to board: I Love Baseball

lol

― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:23 (sixteen years ago)

hey everyone thanks for making me smile ;)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

I wish there was an option for "I don't give a shit about this at all" in this all polls.

Preferences - Hide polls.

― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

^^ Clicked on this and ILM vanished

― Ronmael de Canarias (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:36 (sixteen years ago)

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― Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

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― Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

what a long strange trip this poll has been

http://www.broadwayworld.com/columnpic/80days21.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:47 (sixteen years ago)

when do we sail into the cape

― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.hollywoodcollectibles.com/autographed/memorabilia/sports/collectibles/authentic/Baseball/8x10%20Photos/Dom_Dimaggio_Boston.jpg

― velko, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:55 (sixteen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 15:56 (sixteen years ago)

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― bnw, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

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― carne asada, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

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― carne asada, Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/2/934482_78025_front.jpg

― Young Chizzy (country matters), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

I am curious how this thread ended up in I Love Hoops. Was this some sort of moderator practical joke? A metaphysical belch?

― Aimless, Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

dom played starting point for uconn

― hammurabi's chode (m bison), Thursday, 23 April 2009 00:33 (sixteen years ago)

You have already voted in this poll and now you have voted again.

Return to Front Page

― estela, Thursday, 23 April 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 14:19 (sixteen years ago)

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― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Thursday, 23 April 2009 14:41 (sixteen years ago)

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― bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 23 April 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

SOCKPUPPETS... MOUNT UP

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:37 AM

― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 23 April 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

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― Bo, a 6-month-jackson Portuguese overdrive (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)

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― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 April 2009 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

dompetition is fierce

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 24 April 2009 15:33 (sixteen years ago)

FREE DOM

http://www.mcnblogs.com/thehotblog/archives/FreedomOfSpeech.jpg

"I'm working class, I'm not allowed to listen to prog."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 April 2009 15:59 (sixteen years ago)

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― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:03 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lib.washington.edu/media/criterion/images/Walkabout.jpg

― velko, Friday, 24 April 2009 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

there's a glitch where moving a poll between boards allows you to vote again

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 23, 2009 1:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the original votes aren't voided

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 23, 2009 1:57 PM Bookmark

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

i voted three times :D

― Get Bape. Wear Bape. Fly, (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 24 April 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

still think he is like that black stuff that ate tasha yarr, but that was a solid episode

― bnw, Friday, 24 April 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

^quality post

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 April 2009 17:29 (sixteen years ago)

lock thread.

― \m/ anger on stick \m/ (Ioannis), Friday, 24 April 2009 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

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― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 April 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

there's a glitch where moving a poll between boards allows you to vote again

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 23, 2009 1:56 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again.

Return to Front Page

― domma sonner (k3vin k.), Friday, 24 April 2009 23:10 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Sunday, 26 April 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

i voted four times

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 26 April 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Monday, 27 April 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

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― bnw, Monday, 27 April 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

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― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Monday, 27 April 2009 18:48 (sixteen years ago)

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― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 27 April 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)

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― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Monday, 27 April 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Monday, 27 April 2009 20:27 (sixteen years ago)

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― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:43 (sixteen years ago)

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― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

anyone wanna make some last minute bets?

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 April 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

speak now or forever hold your peace

― sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

oh my god.

― sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

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― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

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― GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

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― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

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― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)

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― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

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― ~*GAME 2 SNYPA*~ (omar little), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:11 (sixteen years ago)

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― bnw, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:16 (sixteen years ago)

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― velko, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:18 (sixteen years ago)

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― sorry for british (country matters), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:21 (sixteen years ago)

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― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

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― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

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― the innermost wee guy (onimo), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

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― caek, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

The thin skin problem on ILX is alarming!

― "buttz" (Z S), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)

unban dom

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)

hahahahaha, yeah come on already.

― Long, helmet-defying hair (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

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― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

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― bnw, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:18 (sixteen years ago)

see when i look at those votes, i see 3 successive suggest bans, so i guess we will roll with that.

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:22 (sixteen years ago)

oops i stand corrected, two suggest bans in a row and then 48 votes toward a third one i suppose

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

???

― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

ppl have spoken afaic

― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

math is hard

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

didn't vote

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

i voted for you, unless you have thin skin.

― estela, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

ppl have spoken afaic
― oh, whineypause (k3vin k.), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 3:35 AM (6 minutes ago)

glad we agree

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

nobody votes for the 'neb, you heard? as for thin-skinned, dude didn't concern himself much with me, and vice versa - i thot he was boring as fuck even when he didn't go out of his way to be malign.

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)

The Moderators' Creed

3. This Is Not A Democracy - a phrase invoked when a moderator has been seriously pwned for making a crap decision, and will not (or, more likely, cannot) justify the decision in public.

4. I'll see how I feel - a decision made by a moderator does not have to be consistent, but instead will often be arrived at through gut instinct and with absolutely no regard to whether or not a forum rule has been breached. Can often result in double standards, a basic requirement for any self-respecting forum.

― bnw, Tuesday, 28 April 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)

yawn

― ***OSCARBAITS FURIOUSLY*** (jjjusten), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, this is done

― the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 04:43 (sixteen years ago)

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