cankles petition

i hereby swear i would like cankles to return to this board

http://lettersfromberlin.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/pug-on-eames.jpg

"unban cankles"

was this sb?

yep. the great eight is now the fine nine

anyone know who delivered the final blow?

it would be interesting to see a list of the banners whenever someone gets 51'd

interesting and... not

Propose anybody who gets to 50 has a FINISH HIM jpeg attached to their subsequent posts.

LMFAO

it would be interesting to see a list of the banners whenever someone gets 51'd

yes, this would help me know who to SB based on whether they had SB'd people I liked

also a little fallen heroes memorial next to all of cankles old posts xp

rip heavon needed a football-obsessed pretend racist

this is some bs though duh

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/sheeshreally/pic_search.jpg

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tjCAwbnVjoYAoM:http://www.bizpins.com/images/pics/103s.png

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his only crime was that he loved too much

let's just make sure he's back by football season

guys suggest bans get lifted after a month FYI

let us grieve!

it would be interesting to see a list of the banners whenever someone gets 51'd

yes, this would help me know who to SB based on whether they had SB'd people I liked

― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 10 May 2009 00:31 (17 hours ago) Permalink

except that sb-ing mods, britishes, and boring retards like you has no effect.

pourin' one out
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xpost

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/266301_main.jpg

rip u losin @ zelda 2 up in heaven now &c &c

except that sb-ing mods, britishes, and boring retards like you has no effect.

it keep increasing your blood pressure though, so there's that

i've got like 20 left so i thought i could be inflammatory on one of these threads, but you never know when all the "socks" will get you. worth it for cankles.

; )

not to kiss everybody's ass at once but it always seems to be like everybody on these boards are way too intelligent to actually be the kind of asshole who'd register a sock account just to vote in favor of sbanning somebody they didn't like, and I'm always surprised to hear that there's a whole "voting sockpuppets" dynamic at work

pretty sure it's thinking like this that gets me called "faux naive" but there's no faux about it, even as a guy who spends lots of his life talking shit on ilx it seems like registering a sock to vote somebody off the island is the next galaxy over of Not Having A Life & I ain't ready to go there yet

boring enuf for you yet Matt P

what you're saying is what i was getting at by putting "socks" in quotes.. also half-heartedly suggesting that the idea of "socks" kicking someone off the island is a smokescreen. slow_burner.gif. i'm not that paranoid, but i guess it wouldn't surprise me.

really though i don't have anything serious to say about it, sorry i was a jerk

and yeah being 51-ed lasts for a month, but how many times does that need to happen before valuable 51-ed poster realizes they have more valuable things to do (ethan) (or in nebb's case the complete opposite), making a lot of easily offended "socks" even happier.

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Matt P have you only just arrived and taken an instant interest in these things or have you always been playing this ultra-generic sub-noize persona and I just haven't noticed?

I mean, it's all very well calling other people boring and all that but you should probably try to make sure that your posting style isn't tediously identical to dozens of other posters when they really aren't trying.

(Sorry, serious mod hat on, I know this isn't helping and anyway I don't really have any opinion on Cankles myself but I'm not exactly surprised he's hit the 51 mark).

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http://thisthisish.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cankles.jpg

oh, right. I had wondered what cankles were. Obviously not that hard.

also lol @

steen
driver

pimping ass pimp is kind of a dangling modifier

a summer without cankles is un-American

Is it weird that despite this guys saying some of the most shockingly atrociously racist stuff I have every heard, I'm kinda surprised that even one person would sb him? Come home soon cankles.

Matt Dc not having noticed = not surprising, but I've been here since 2003. responding to ad hominem (just because I knew it would get J0hn D.'s panties in a twist and i'm a "stirrer" loool) + half-baked mod conspiracy theory with "your posting style sucks," "you're like the other people i think are stupid and don't care about" + "oh btw no opinion but I'm not surprised" = stellar mod skills and exactly the kind of bullshit several reputable people called dan perry out on the other thread.

tbf your username hasnt been the same one since 2003, so

"several reputable people"

(just because I knew it would get J0hn D.'s panties in a twist and i'm a "stirrer" loool)

feel legitimately sorry for anybody who gets a thrill from getting a rise out of me. you're aware that single-celled organisms can piss me off enough to inspire whole paragraphs, right?

altho maybe it's how "famous" I am that gets the thrill - "check me out, I riled up the most minor celebrity on the planet"

john i think u and hoos should go on a road trip where he teaches u buddha nature and u teach him "how to feel"

but who will be the eagle who rests on their shoulders?

a single-hoos organism

u r the wind beneath my hoos

you know that if u meet the buddha on the road kill him book? I did 8-12 for manslaughter after reading that shit. but did I sue the author? fuck no, I did my bid like a man and am now here to tell you buddhists can't fight for shit

I do cry when I imagine that somebody's impressed 'cause they got me to yell at them though, that kinda emo stuff is quasi-buddha right? like, buddha with eye makeup or something

J0hn will you yell at this show flyer?

Promise not to sell it on eBay.

consider it brow-beaten!

i don't care who you are j0hn d, you always come in and pre-emptively side with "authority" or whoever on these threads (funny, that line is always more clearly drawn by people who are being defensive), it gets old. your posts are so hand-wringing you'd think this was 24 and there was a bomb or something. no one was taking sides until you came in and made velko's completely defensible suggestion about taking sides. so i called you a "boring retard," which was totally mature i know (also true), but being reasonable was tried by other smarter people on the 'mod actions' thread, it's completely useless, why try when there are lols to be had. and yeah, reputable, reasonable people, nicole, would you like to name anyone who you don't think had decent points to be made on that thread, or would you just like to use scare quotes and then flit off to great britain.

sir you are angling for a rise from great britain

gross

no i honestly have nothing against that great country, but if i did, you, sir, would redeem it XD

i want to see how far matt takes this before he realizes that he is not making a point

i realized that in my first post tbf

so have you reached a point of no return where shutting the fuck up is no longer an option or something?

I would rather flit off to Eritrea.

I do not expect Ade will be banned forever.

However, I would also not expect that every suggest-banning will be automatically lifted after a month.

The rest of this nonsense is nonsense but since locking threads full of unhelpful nonsense makes people cry, go knock yourselves out.

Kyrgyzstan is another good one.

yeah I tend to agree with "authority" on threads where people are sounding like infants

gimme parents over infants any day if the question is "who probably has a more reasonable position"

i don't care who you are j0hn d, you always come in and pre-emptively side with "authority" or whoever on these threads

is the john d in question john d cankles???? because if not then u cumslurpin fagbabies need to gtfo this thread

if it says john d cankles on my driver's license I don't see how that's any of your business, "Lamp"

fwiw i am made of 2 cells i mean how the hell is one cell gonna drive steen imo

fyi the steen-engine has rendered one-man-to-a-steen driving obselete

Henry, we need thunderpants.jpg now more than ever, why have you forsaken this board?

fwiw i am made of 2 cells i mean how the hell is one cell gonna drive steen imo

man they don't call you big hoos aka the koanmaster for nothing

i passed the torch long ago

that had to hurt

can i just

HAHAHAHAHA

However, I would also not expect that every suggest-banning will be automatically lifted after a month.

― admiral tub-a-lub (HI DERE), Sunday, May 10, 2009 10:58 PM

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Is it weird that despite this guys saying some of the most shockingly atrociously racist stuff I have every heard, I'm kinda surprised that even one person would sb him?

yes, but i don't think it was just the racism

This thread reads like page 37 of Tarantula.

XD

free Mystikal

The rest of this nonsense is nonsense but since locking threads full of unhelpful nonsense makes people cry, go knock yourselves out.

u mad

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

ILNFL needs its cankles.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

duh

http://www.africanafrican.com/negroartist/African%20American%20Artists_files/Coming%2520on%2520home%2520soon.jpg

yep i feel we have all learned a lot from one of the identical choices in this poll winning over the other identical one

sarcasm

I'm okay with sarcasm.

35-0 in favor of a cankles return, is how i btdtae

break tit down to an extent

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lol

seriously though, this guy was funny, let him back in

ol (1:07:41 PM): fyi
ol (1:07:54 PM):
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 2:16 PMSiteFUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles) unbanned
Tuesday, June 30, 2009 1:47 PMSiteFUCKIN 'TALLICA BRO (cankles) has been banned permanently.
cankles (1:08:01 PM): no, i'm still banned
ol (1:08:05 PM): !!!
cankles (1:08:10 PM): idk why it says that
cankles (1:08:25 PM): but i get the YOU ARE BARRED message whenever i attempt 2 post

his IP was still banned

cankles should bear in mind that, while his posting style is often funny, being a long time poster with a history of normalcy before this current incarnation will not keep the mods from banning him if he pulls any more "stop flapping yr dicksuckers" stunts.

u can ban me but u cant silence the truth in my voice ;___;

damn bro i was getting worried that they re-banned you or something.

yay-yayeeeeeeeeeeee

your board blows

what a gay message board

so we can lock this now, right?

lets not be hasty now

we're probably gonna need it eventually

STFU<<<<SFYD

Stop Fucking Your Dog?

what a gay message board

― what if deeznuts comes back like that (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, July 6, 2009 6:00 PM (39 minutes ago)

ban michael