Don't watch 3 guys 1 hammer

Just an advice for those who may not have heard about this, stay away from any video called "3 guys 1 hammer"... I won't go into details about it (cause I have no morbid fascination for this kind of stuff), but it's basically 3 young guys torturing a man to death. I'd like this to be revealed as a fake, but it doesn't look like it.

This seems to be going viral (in a 2 girls 1 cup way), the worse being the jerks posting their reactions to it on Youtube.

WTF?!?

Pretty scary stuff

Holy shit! A quick google search makes it sound like the thing is very, very real. A murder from the Ukraine, at least according to this.

DO NOT WANT.

Thanks for alerting me to this video's existence. I'd hate to accidentally stumble upon it without warning on one of my death forums.

don't worry, it's fake

sadly not: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

really? this seems to be the case that it refers to:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs

xpost!

Uh, dude, I think the point was thats its gone viral and is popping up in unexpected places. I don't think his warning about something of this nature was that far out of line. I mean, I got as far as typing in "3 gu" and Google auto-fill populated the top ten with references to this.

(xxxpost)

no desire to see this whatsoever

ugh

Motive

The prosecution did not establish a specific motive behind the killings. Local media reported that the killers had a plan to get rich from the murder videos that they recorded. One of the suspects' girlfriends reported that they were planning to make forty videos of separate murders. This was corroborated by the suspects' former classmate, who claimed that he often heard Suprunyuck was in contact with an unknown "rich foreign website operator" who ordered forty snuff videos, and would pay a large sum of money once they were made.[14] Regional security chief Ivan Stupak rejected the claim that the murders had been committed to make Internet snuff videos, saying that no evidence had come to light during the investigation that supported the claim.[31] Detective Bogdan Vlasenko stated: "We think they were doing it as a hobby, to have a collection of memories when they get old."[32] Deputy interior minister Nikolay Kupyanskiy commented "For these young men, murder was like entertainment or hunting."[29]

no desire to see this whatsoever

No desire to even know about it, so thanks for nothing whoever posted this thread

I don't know, I'm glad I now have the warning to never ever ever click on it. I mean, I eventually gave in after the 135th jackass sent me 2 girls 1 cup. This way I know to stay far away from this and anyone that thinks its "funny" to send me it.

these dudes are fucked up, I read about them a wee while ago

I haven't seen this but I don't want to

xpost My prediction: no one is going to send this to you.

I want something to be clear : I didn't want to advertise this at all. I just stumbled on it by accident on a lame video game board and I don't want other people to experience the same thing.

xpost My prediction: no one is going to send this to you.

You're either being willfully difficult or a clueless idiot, can't tell which yet. People fwd links to this kind of shit all the time.

I want something to be clear : I didn't want to advertise this at all. I just stumbled on it by accident on a lame video game board and I don't want other people to experience the same thing.

― Jamie Harley (Snowballing), Friday, 24 July 2009 17:54 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.greyregion.com/img/dont-press-the-red-button.jpg

I've never "stumbled across" any of those famous gross out clips in my life before, don't know why this one would be any different

Congrats Tom D I see you are new to the internet, welcome.

i'm glad that i don't read any websites that have murder videos, or have friends who would send me links to one, at least without a warning.

When I was younger I watched some gruesome shit and i have no desire to do so again. Just a total downer.

was this not linked by cankles to some thread as 'man being murdered'?

100% positive that my friends would never send me a link to this kind of shit ever

Congrats Tom D I see you are new to the internet, welcome.

LOL, perhaps I just don't live there

You're either being willfully difficult or a clueless idiot, can't tell which yet.

I'm engaging in conversation with you, aren't I?

I'm not saying its going to be attached to every e-mail and forum ever here guys. Just saying, there are some idiots out there that have my address for whatever reason and fwd me stupid, random, offensive shit all the time. I wouldn't even call them friends. It happens. Dude here was offering up a fair warning, I don't see why he's being vilified for it. Sure, one could argue that he's calling attention to it... but I'd rather know to avoid it than risk ever ever coming across it.

(I mean, obviously I wish the fucking thing never existed in the first place... but that cats already out of the bag)

Enough already, you've really hammered that point home.

Glad the wikipedia page has extensive info about the guy killed in the video, who he was, what he meant to his family and friends.

I might well be a clueless twat but no-one has ever sent me anything like this! Yay, my friends!

You are lucky.

My folks send me greeting cards, friends send me stuff about the NEA being cut, that's about it.

100% positive that my friends would never send me a link to this kind of shit ever

Same for me. I would instantly ban them for ever from my life. But a lot of people seem to think it's funny to post the link everywhere they can. And because of its name, a lot of people will click on it expecting a gross video like 2 girls 1 cup, not a brutal murder.

they killed a number of people like this didn't they? and would openly chase people down the street w/hammers

I think you'd be able to hazard a guess tht a video called "3 guys 1 hammer" wd be gruesome

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8526/tupacshakur08.jpg

Warning y'all now, don't ever watch "Two Men A Trumpet and a Drum Machine".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unM25XJGBJg&feature=related

3 Other Naked Dudes 1 Jagger

Enough already, you've really hammered that point home.

dun dunn tsssh.

I for one appreciate the heads up. Thanks OP.

Found the video. Thanks snowball.

Suggest hammer.

am now obsessively watching youtube croquet fwiw

Interesting this discussion about friends forwarding disgusting videos comes up today. Just this morning, I've seen this sickening video on about a dozen friends' Facebook pages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0

I did inadvertantly see some of this but had no stomach for it. Frankly as wanton as those kids are, I find it less disturbing that there are occasionally sociopathic homicidal maniacs than what watching the videos out of the post-election Iranian protests makes me think of humanity at a broader level.

xpost: is taht a crabcore vid?

Just say no to guys with hammers, esp. if they have a custom made belt to carry them about with

http://www.funkidslive.com/wp-content/uploads/bob_02-300x232.jpg

Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs is a bit hard to say

how about we go with Ukrainiacs

3 hammers 1 guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7YYLo4p06E

I lost a part of my humanity when I saw that wedding dance video this morning.

really really really weird video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKJzaz2_09Q&NR=1

the grossest thing about that video: all those brown suits

xp

Is that croquet "humor"?

it's just really freaking bizarre

they're called "joques"

Now I'm afraid to click on anything. Thanks, internet.

anyone whose humanity died after watching that wedding video clearly didn't have enough in the first place.

haters gonna hate but that looks like a pretty fun wedding imo

That's what I was thinking. I'd have liked to have been there.

Don't watch 3 guys 1 hammer

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lVvM5tfzc3w/R-QUoQ3iCLI/AAAAAAAACLs/lgIbC_IQP3w/s400/Crucifixion+88.jpg

I bet that wedding was about 50X more fun than some of the boring ones I've been to.

yeah that wedding looks great

don't you guys start now too

I think it all depends on how they acted after the ceremony. If they were all smug about "look how much awesome fun we have", then DUD.

worst ilx thread ever?

It's not like they danced down the aisle like that to Wagner.

I think it all depends on how they acted after the ceremony. If they were all smug about "look how much awesome fun we have", then DUD.

i think it all depends on how you react to a wedding where the wedding party dances crazy down the aisle.

No, it all comes down to how we post about it on ILE.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00745/SNN0302TVXX_380_745007a.jpg

That's only 2 guys, c'mon!

I have a friend who really wanted to walk down the aisle to "that Shaggy song". This caused a large amount of boggling until we realized she meant "Angel" and not "It Wasn't Me".

What really annoyed me in the wedding vid is that it seems like it was mostly done to end up on the internet. But maybe I hate fun.

http://www.dollmamasden.com/baby-hammer.gif

i would have walked out of that wedding tbqf

i'm all for the reception being like that tho

In case you didn't catch this comment on the Chris Brown thread:

"Remember that time we danced to the gum song by the guy who beats women at Jimmy's first wedding? Good times."

dunno whats so hateable, just seems like a bunch of goofy minnesotans having a good time

the wedding vid was cute and fun, but i have to admit i wished someone could spoof it by having the hammer-wielding Ukrainiaks kick in the doors and commence with a choreographed routine at the end.

how the fuck did those dude kill like 22 people

it just seems like they drove around in daylight swinging a hammer around and cutting fetuses outta pregnant women like it was nothing

Ukreynstone Cops.

http://www.dentist.net/images/ah-enamel-care.jpg

http://www.filmsquish.com/guts/files/images/Debbie-Harry-Videodrome-325737.JPG

pretty weird that snuff films are a real thing

wanna know more about the guy who offered them money...... like, how does that work

Hate that wedding video since I clicked on it like six times this morning.

Twitter Friend #1: OMG, this just made my day! tinyurl.com/i8uweyfhp

Twitter Friend #13: If you haven't seen this, you're missing out! tinyurl.com/asoedif

Twitter Friend #32: Lonely guy, just sitting round thinkin bout this: tinyurl.com/asoid3

I've never "stumbled across" any of those famous gross out clips in my life before, don't know why this one would be any different

Life has this funny way of throwing you some surprises.

I'm happy I know of its existence. I saw some of this shit way back but I avoid it like the plague mexican flu now.

the killer is going to be animated gifs, which I have heard have already been made. It's easy to avoid video links from people you don't trust, but embedded gifs on forums are where I've seen most things that cannot be unseen.

Next up: 3 guys, 1 hamster

http://old-wizard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/hammer_bros.gif

3 hammers 2 turtles 1 guy

don't forget the plant

also, 1 carnivorous plant emerging from 1 pipe, 3 white trees, 2½ clouds, and some bricks

ugh that wikipedia article has made me physically sick

yeah, don't read the wiki article btw

Just continue to not watch the video by not googling "3 guys 1 hammer." Simple.

The BEST thing about this in comparison to "2 girls 1 cup" is that it definitively puts everyone on the same page w.r.t the sex/violence debate.

I like that you can show "2 girls 1 cup" at a party and have a ball and I like that you can not do the same with this one.

man you go to some fun parties

i saw this when someone (cankles?) posted this, and it is a honestly the worst mistake i have ever made. this is depressing and terrible, and it will (srsly) scar you. not to get too emotional, but this bullshit is irrevocable, and as a result of opening the file I feel like a party to it, and that sucks.

sorry no funny. don't watch this.

did canks really post a link? i don't want to believe it.

sb for that shit imo

if he did, u know

somebody did.

Yeah he did. I watched a bit of it when it was posted and it was, you know, the most fucked thing I've ever seen

But having said that cankles did preface the link with 'this is a guy getting murdered' or something.

in the nsfw thrd iirc

sorry dudes not trying to destroy my usual happy go lucky but i still feel like a co-conspirator just for watching this and it really really depresses me.

i know, when this thread was started i immediately recalled how graphic it was, it def stays with you :(

its like the worst face of the internet - the thing that honestly kind of shows the horrible potential

we need more celebrity sex romp videos and less terrifying gore videos.

seriously dont watch his though. and i know the sad thing about saying that is that it encourages the curiosity, but as a dude that loves crazy fucked up horror film shit, its the worst thing ever.

fuck it, super bummed out, hate that i ever saw this and that its in my head now. going to go play with my puppy for a while.

xpost

I trust myself never to watch it, so I can afford to be irreverent on this thread, but if someone here actually did post a link to it, I'd advocate permaban.

jesus christ jjj, you're fuckin me up now

I really hesitated to start that thread because I knew it could look l was trying to hype this, in a "will you dare to watch this" way. That was just a friendly advice from someone who really had some problems to sleep because of this last night... I hope the people who seemed to be annoyed about this thread will believe me on this.

BTW I was joking when I said I lost a part of my humanity when I saw the wedding video, it was just to express the difference of nature between these two vids in a silly way.

john you should probably blow this thread away. if people want to belong to ebaums and SA and ED/4chan they can go there and be a part of the discussion. ILX is supposed to be about identity politics and accidental mastrubation gags

ok sometimes said gags are on purpose but hey

I agree with you El Tomboto. I think this should be locked now.

An whoever posted that shit (even in a NSFW thread) should be permabanned.

I have a friend who really wanted to walk down the aisle to "that Shaggy song". This caused a large amount of boggling until we realized she meant "Angel" and not "It Wasn't Me".

I read this as bogling instead of boggling. Strange mental image.

My life was a lot happier before I clicked on this thread.

was this not linked by cankles to some thread as 'man being murdered'?

― country matters, Friday, July 24, 2009 12:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya i linked it on here a while back, i didnt know it had a fukkin cutesy name like 3 guys 1 hammer now, what the hell is wrong w/ppl imo

is it on encyclopedia dramatica yet?

yup

6 Guys 1 Saif has sequels.

x-post - Was the first result I got when I googled it. There is a tiny little clip on the page that was enough to make me feel sick even though you couldn't even really tell what was going on in it. ugh.

WTF is this thread still doing here? What's wrong with you, mods?

Ok, let's try and get it moved then.

Masturbation!

(Did that do it?)

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0b/Hammer_comments_1.PNG

fucking people

there's a mediafire link on ED where you can watch the vid with "Yakety Sax"

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/ea/Hammer_comments_4.PNG

animated gifs?

awright awright awright