Can I take your order?
http://videodetective.com/photos/170/007165_24.jpg
― Good Burger, Saturday, 7 June 2008 12:56 (seventeen years ago)
uhhhh...no?
― RabiesAngentleman, Saturday, 7 June 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)
yes
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 7 June 2008 13:16 (seventeen years ago)
^^^ real talk
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
crushing it
― banriquit, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)
i dont remember the mondo burgers looking like brainpatty's
i will have the one on the right please
― deeznuts, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)
I make kick ass grilled burgers on BBQ with grilled onion, mustard and tomato sauce. Or more recently with Beerenburg Coopers Ale BBQ Sauce. Either way it is truly worthy of the GOOD BURGER name.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
Oh, and with melted colby cheese. Colby is truly the best cheese to use in a variety of melting situations.
― King Boy Pato, Saturday, 7 June 2008 15:40 (seventeen years ago)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=hdhe625eJlQ
― omar little, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:53 (seventeen years ago)
I'M HAVING A SURPRISINGLY AWESOME 'HAMBURGER WITH THE LOT' FROM THE CAFE DOWNSTAIRS AT WORKTHE LOT IS~
EGGSBACONCHEESEONIONSBBQ SAUCELETTUCETOMATOBEETROOT
IT COST ME $6.00
A++
― wilter, Thursday, 30 July 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
rip pato + deeznuts btw
― wilter, Thursday, 30 July 2009 01:58 (sixteen years ago)
"The lot" sounds kind of scary tbh but is the sort of thing I could imagine being unexpectedly good.
― ENBB, Thursday, 30 July 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)
the coffee down there is good too which is crucial given there are no other places nearby
― wilter, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
gotta say, i went totally over for those grill'd burgers as an occasional lunchtime treat at work, pricey but worth the buck$$$. nothing really substitutes for a DANNYS burger tho.
― "woah man, flügelhorn" (haitch), Friday, 31 July 2009 14:01 (sixteen years ago)
There is a grill'd literally two doors down from my home. The employees are always douchey tho imo, forced +ve vibes get me down
― wilter, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)
and they always park their douchey kombi out the front of the house >:o
― wilter, Saturday, 1 August 2009 22:47 (sixteen years ago)
There's a Grill'd on the North Shore but I don't have a decent excuse to go up to the North Shore.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 12:59 (sixteen years ago)
Have to stick with Burgerlicious, I GUESS.
rong, they always stick in beetroot
BEETROOT
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 8 August 2009 13:00 (sixteen years ago)
aka "have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"
kumara fries at Burgerfuel are A+++
― more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)
Don't playa hate, Burgerlicious in the city is just one minute away from work.
Haven't been to Burgerfuel even through I keep meaning to go. I need an excuse!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
It's not playa hating, Estie, its
MISSING U DAWG
― bamcquern, Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:06 (sixteen years ago)
'
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512M7RYECDL.jpg
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
Basically.
― bamcquern, Sunday, 9 August 2009 21:09 (sixteen years ago)
the guy at the cafe i mentioned upthread thinks my name is michael, it's gone on too long to correct him i think.
And he always makes a point of saying hello to me really loudly 'G'day Michael, the usual is it?!'
― wilter, Monday, 10 August 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)
People are like "that bloke, Michael, does he really drink six coffees and eat a Hamburger with the lot every day??"
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 09:19 (sixteen years ago)
how about burgin'?
― more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Monday, 10 August 2009 13:46 (sixteen years ago)
I feel that my first visit to Burgerfuel should be a special occasion to mark the significance of the event. I don't feel an ordinary BURGIN' hunger is correctm considering that I am sometimes BURGIN' three times a week.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 August 2009 14:00 (sixteen years ago)
"have a bun the size of your head so you can't tell how much smaller the fillings have gotten"
have to rescind this, I was actually thinking of Burger Bun. Clue's in the title, I guess.
― more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:26 (sixteen years ago)
smashed some grill'd again yesterday, was an excellent burger with a fucked name, 'hot mama'.
they've got another one called 'zen hen' ffs. cunce.
― wilter, Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:30 (sixteen years ago)
not as bad as nando's bemusing "FUCK OUR CHICKENS" campaign
― more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:07 (sixteen years ago)
perineum peri sauce
― the shane bourne identity (haitch), Thursday, 13 August 2009 05:15 (sixteen years ago)
local chipper surprising good steak sangers and burgers. only problem? must return home to apply mustard/chili sauce.
― ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 13 August 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)
Chilli sauce? Anyone who puts chilli sauce on a steak sanger/burger is a jock cunce and will have his BURGIN' license revoked.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 13 August 2009 07:31 (sixteen years ago)
chilli, mustard and mayo in addition to tomato s is where it's at.
― ambience chaser (S-), Thursday, 13 August 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
Tomato sauce and mustard is acceptable. Mayo is disgusting. Chilli sauce is for petit-bourgeois tryhards.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 14 August 2009 07:25 (sixteen years ago)
pesto and bocconcini beef burger at Burger Bar tbqh
― chronicles of paranoimia (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 08:55 (sixteen years ago)
Ugh, typical Surry Hills dining wank.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)
FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE seems like overkil
― miss pamela and the gtfo's (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:25 (sixteen years ago)
l
― miss pamela and the gtfo's (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:39 (sixteen years ago)
They only had TWO last time I was there for Thursday Night Music Trivia
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 August 2009 09:55 (sixteen years ago)
And the one I had was SHIT.
OK, I'm kinda looking forward to trying those new Angus burgers at Maccas.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.gazillionmovies.com/Actor/A/An/Pictures/angus-sampson.jpg
― king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:38 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe they can get a promotional tie-in thing going on with Gussy Wussy and him being in "Where The Wild Things Are" and all that.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 09:43 (sixteen years ago)
would prefer this to hearing samuel johnson's voice on the 234234th ad
― king boy pamito (electricsound), Friday, 28 August 2009 10:00 (sixteen years ago)
Samuel Johnson "does" Hungry Jacks, son!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 August 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)
I am hesitant about Hungry Jack's XL Burger because while BBQ sauce really works with your classic fish and chip shop burger with a lot, I think it will fail with your cheap arse mass produced mainstream HJ's burger.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:29 (sixteen years ago)
workmate gives the angus a thumbs up, but i don't know that i really trust their judgement
― mince lice (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
It has a sourdough bun, that can only be good - right??
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
i could go some bbq sauce in a HJ burger, keen to sample an xl
― dj rolando the aztec fish stick (haitch), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)
BURGIN' OUT with a proper Portugese Chicken Burger from THE SHAM.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 October 2009 08:47 (sixteen years ago)
xposts THOSE ANGUS BURGERS AR PRETTY GOOD I HAD ONE THE OTHER DAY
― wilter, Friday, 16 October 2009 09:00 (sixteen years ago)
should I take a girl on a first date to burgerfuel y/n
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:46 (sixteen years ago)
got burgered today at grill'd, best one for a while - crispy bacon was crispy for once
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 22 October 2009 13:47 (sixteen years ago)
does she love burgin' y/n
― RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:14 (sixteen years ago)
She had a HJ's Chicken Burger on Friday night, I think the jury is still out.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)
loving HJs does not count as "burgin'"
is date in daytime or night? Bondi, Cross, or Newtown?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)
Tru dat, but I think it means there is some potential.
Daytime, Newtown.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 22 October 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
u hipster
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
aw<3 kbp, seriously.
― estela, Friday, 23 October 2009 00:06 (sixteen years ago)
^^ carnt wait for that punchline
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)
I have a "friend" who claims she likes ("loves" even) burgers, but doesn't eat beef. Bitch should hang, amirite?
In other news, Grand Angus is incredibly gross. needed a double cheeseburger to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Grilld is too expensive for the price.
Should I get a burg for lunch from the fish 'n' chipper (one of the best f'n'c burgs in town I declare)
― Dags in Space (S-), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
Hmm... I'm definitely onto some next level meta shit with that grilld comment.
― Dags in Space (S-), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
ahahaha
'expensive at twice the price!'
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
If yr going to a movie in N-town, it's going to be classier to go to a cafe or bar-with-food or nice restaurant to impress her a little. Even if you want to eat quick before a flick, Guzman is a bit more exotic fast-food wise; Burgerfuel actually have bespoke cardboard handles to insert your burger into, lest its oozy contents fall apart all over your hands and shirt. Get into her trousers good graces before risking such a situation.
(if you were going to Bondi, and you knew she was BURGIN', and could go into the water after to wash off the residue, it might be okay but still borderline.)
If yr JUST going for a meal date in N-town, go to a real restaurant. The North Indian Diner does not count.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
It's film/movie and I KNOW that I'm going to end up with a cafe anyway. But it's nice to dream, innit?
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)
Er, I mean film/lunch. Or lunch/film. Y'know.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
Lots of places where you can sit in the window and win lols by "ilxors on parade"ing the passers-by while playing with tapas and sipping wine. Don't project all your long-held, tightly-suppressed burgerfuel fantasies onto a first IRL meeting with this chick - you'll be too focussed on the burgin' instead of on her, and she'll be under pressure to live up to your burgerfantasies instead of being herself. And that's not very burgy.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 23 October 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
I'm gettin' all burged out at lunchtime soon, hopin' that will last 'til Monday.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 October 2009 01:54 (sixteen years ago)
How did this go? While having dinner few hours ago chick lolled at dude in shirt walking past on kingers and I thought "estie's OKC date!"
― RAPTOBER (sic), Saturday, 24 October 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)
Er, it's actually today.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 24 October 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)
I think I speak for everyone when I say "liveblog"
― RAPTOBER (sic), Saturday, 24 October 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)
for me, certainly.
― estela, Saturday, 24 October 2009 22:55 (sixteen years ago)
this must happen
― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Sunday, 25 October 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
on IPHONE
what a disaster for phil
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 25 October 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
I think I managed to explain "Esteban Buttez" briefly.
We burgered in a cafe BUT she had a chicken burger. Still, I can roll with that.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:36 (sixteen years ago)
did u get yr bone on
― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:40 (sixteen years ago)
JIMBO!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 October 2009 09:51 (sixteen years ago)
jim, if he took time on a first date to explain "Esteban Buttez" then that question does not need asking
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 25 October 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
;_;
― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Sunday, 25 October 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
so much for vicarious living
It was only to explain my last.fm profile, through. Jeez.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 25 October 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
We're going to Bondi this Saturday!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
Planning all your earliest dates around BURGIN’ locations – foolish or just letting her know what she’s in for?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:43 (sixteen years ago)
it's good to start a relationship in an honest fashion
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)
i look forward to her first ilx post
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:47 (sixteen years ago)
that'll show Louis Jagg3r!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:52 (sixteen years ago)
Bondi was her selection, PAL.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 01:59 (sixteen years ago)
Probably a good chance to demonstrate ANGRY PATO tbh
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:03 (sixteen years ago)
uh no
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:52 (sixteen years ago)
is that what he calls it
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)
New Zealand dole bludgers! Lobster-coloured poms! Wanky cafes all over the streetfront! Awkward public transport! Can ANGRY PATO ignore all these things and lavish attention on his lady, or will only a BURGERFUEL STUDNUT STILTON and kumara chips quell his rage?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)
Awkward public transport!
OK, that I might get angry at.
YOU HAVE A TRAIN TO BONDI JUNCTION BUT NOT TO BONDI BEACH WHERE EVERY IDIOT WANTS TO GOOOOOOOO
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)
At the Darlo Bar for Jay Katz' music trivia - twenty-one different burgers on the menu
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 08:48 (sixteen years ago)
the fortnight and week of burgersssssss
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 09:39 (sixteen years ago)
To be slightly fair I counted all three different sauce-flavours for the chicken burger
but still!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
COGH very quiet today
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:51 (sixteen years ago)
it should be harbl's day in australia by now
― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
considering a burger
might get sushi instead tho
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 29 October 2009 02:02 (sixteen years ago)
there u go harbl
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)
had DANNYS double plain, no lettuce, plus cheese, bacon, bbq sauce
chips were OFF THE MENU by the time i got there!!
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 29 October 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
you party animal
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
Chips...were off the menu?
Is Dannys run by terrorists??
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
the best damn terrorists in town!
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 29 October 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)
oh no I am going to meet her mum tomorrow night
HELPP
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
this is all a bit quick
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:03 (sixteen years ago)
I agree.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
AND HER MUM'S NEW BOYFRIEND
welp anyway i was shown this legendary selection of fb posts and i just wanna say congrats
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
double date
xpost
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:12 (sixteen years ago)
wait
what
how
"congrats"
?
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-3.gif
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 01:45 (sixteen years ago)
repost here jim, urgent and key
meeting mum: just picking her up at the house and then heading off, or...?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)
Er, sort of.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
filling out a sexual history form and supplying a blood sample?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 30 October 2009 03:49 (sixteen years ago)
i look forward to future pwnings using this jpg
http://i36.tinypic.com/3308js5.jpg
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Friday, 30 October 2009 03:53 (sixteen years ago)
what if it turns out you have already met her mother, in a tent.
― estela, Friday, 30 October 2009 04:45 (sixteen years ago)
akward_reunion.jpg
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Friday, 30 October 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
Then it will be 'intense'! (in tents)
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Sunday, 1 November 2009 02:49 (sixteen years ago)
cougarandcubdissatisfaction.com
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 1 November 2009 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
We went to Oporto's for lunch today. I think it is very obvious she is a chicken burger lady.
I guess I can live with that.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)
i go out with a VEGIE BURGER eater
consider yourself lucky
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:41 (sixteen years ago)
Veggie Burgers aren't real Burgers, my man! Run! Run!
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:42 (sixteen years ago)
you can still take her to burgerfuel, they'll flay up a chook.
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)
does she like chips, i hope so.
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)
^single entendre.
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)
Had to go to Kmart to buy boardshorts so had an Oscar burger from Burger Bun(includes onion, pineapple, sundried tomato jam stuff)
their chips are always a mistake, I should have remembered and had a green bean salad
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
you going surfin'?
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:30 (sixteen years ago)
lol broadway
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 04:55 (sixteen years ago)
The K-Mart there sucks btw
bf used to live in Bond Junc just near broadway I think, when he lived in syd.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:00 (sixteen years ago)
Errrr...
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 1 November 2009 19:06 (4 days ago)
just didn't want this to pass wiouth acknowledging the many roffs it has brought over recent days
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:18 (sixteen years ago)
" "
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:27 (sixteen years ago)
Err? you guys were talking abt the area or was I misreading?
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)
broadway's nowhere near BJ i would have thought?
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:37 (sixteen years ago)
http://i33.tinypic.com/f3b121.jpg
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)
many BJs given though, in broadway
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Thursday, 5 November 2009 05:56 (sixteen years ago)
Oh ok I got confused I tht the broadway shopping centre was in that area.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:20 (sixteen years ago)
I may be thinking of something else. I've only been to Syd a couple times.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago)
hit the beach for the first time in a couple of years last Sunday, have autumn almanacced enough this year that the dickstickers just aren't cutting it
lol at K-Mart connessiuer!
I used to live in Prahran, just near AC/DC Lane
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)
Five stars for King Boy Paddington!!!
The Broadway Shopping Centre is in Broadway, were you thinking of the Bondi Junction Shopping Centre?
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:31 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe I was! Or maybe R and L went to Broadway a lot and mentioned it and I just got confused lol like thats hard to do.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:35 (sixteen years ago)
Yeah, is a few mins walk from Liv's old work, obv, and on the way home when they lived in not-Bondi-Junction
have autumn almanacced enough this year that
am posting from the gym right now tbh
― niggaz thought M.A.S stand for mop and shit (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:40 (sixteen years ago)
someone should write a broadway play of the story of bondi junction
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Thursday, 5 November 2009 06:44 (sixteen years ago)
Plenty of broads down Bondi Junction way.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 07:35 (sixteen years ago)
Cooking dinner for her tonight. Chicken Snitty and Fried Potatoes (cub em up bro) - can it go wrong? Possibly.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)
aw<3 ramsay st circa 1987 date.
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:22 (sixteen years ago)
Maybe I need to put "Don't It Make You Feel Good" on the stereo??
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)
do it.
― estela, Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)
Uh, no.
As an aside, that "Do The Opposite Of What Estela Says" card is paying for itself.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 5 November 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
Had HJ's today. She had Grilled Chicken. HJ's was her suggestion, btw.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 08:52 (sixteen years ago)
hmm
― frank bananarama (electricsound), Sunday, 8 November 2009 08:53 (sixteen years ago)
huh?
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:02 (sixteen years ago)
HJs dude
― frank bananarama (electricsound), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:11 (sixteen years ago)
not the behaviour of someone who's truly burgin
I think a burger intervention is called for
― gin & diatonic (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:25 (sixteen years ago)
She was quite adamant about going to HJs.
Maybe she just needs an education in burgin'.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:26 (sixteen years ago)
you are the man to do so
― frank bananarama (electricsound), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:28 (sixteen years ago)
study Puppetry Of The Penis calendar
"now HERE's a burger you should be eating, love"
― gin & diatonic (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:30 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/M/mind_your_manners/images/Jill.jpg
― estela, Sunday, 8 November 2009 09:35 (sixteen years ago)
no, she can't have one
― gin & diatonic (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
sailing close to the wind, pal
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 November 2009 12:07 (sixteen years ago)
fajita chicken burg'd in slurry hills todaywent for that bcz of the "roast capsicum" listed as ingredient, got 3 inch-long strips :(
still, crownie at lunch eased the pain of 3 hrs overtime later
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)
"crownie at lunch"??
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:07 (sixteen years ago)
goes best wth food
jugs since: cracknbeack, coopers (green), barons, barons
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:11 (sixteen years ago)
should prob have a tiny cup of water now
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:12 (sixteen years ago)
did you win??
― jabba hands, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
lol obv
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:27 (sixteen years ago)
was meant to be going to dinner but ended up working til 8 so
tough gig
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 23:59 (sixteen years ago)
going to a somewhat nice restaurant on saturday night hmmmm
If you take two serviettes from the dispenser on the counter, you can quickly fashion a pocket square while she's not looking
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)
^serviette mcgyver
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:21 (sixteen years ago)
also: lol its in manly so it isnt that nice lol
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
goin' to the steyne after?
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
uhhhhhhhh
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
it's cool bro I'm a rugby league player
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
Sometimes this thread reminds me what the mong thread must be like for nonmongs.
― i obtain much semillon (Trayce), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:13 (sixteen years ago)
oh noes guys its a shame that I have plans for Saturday night already -- I just got offered tickets to a Nickleback concert!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:18 (sixteen years ago)
baby got nickleback
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 02:22 (sixteen years ago)
nickelback dat azz up
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Thursday, 12 November 2009 00:38 (sixteen years ago)
Get some paddlepops.
I was planning to go to the HJs on Kingsway, but ended up at Danny's St. Kilda. beef cheese onion lettuce tomato bacon ts & mustard straightup, et in an airconditioned car like a fat cunt.
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:06 (sixteen years ago)
my my aren't we petit bourgeois
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 12 November 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)
Are those fancypants "angus" maccas any good? I dont eat the shit but the picture looks vaguely edible.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)
i huffed one it weren't bad
― wilter, Friday, 13 November 2009 02:44 (sixteen years ago)
celebrating ten years of not eating maccas ovah heah
was thinking of going past burgerfuel après pub tonight, but roo & beetroot salad on bed of rocket and parmesan seems to have sated my capacity for dead animal this week
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 13 November 2009 04:49 (sixteen years ago)
Going to get ONE of the FIVE different kinds of burger at the TOWNIE tonight.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
what are the other four
― indie spare (electricsound), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
oh well I couldn't make it to the Townie tonight, I sure hope nobody turned up expecting me there
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 November 2009 12:15 (sixteen years ago)
^i hope you found an alternative burger source and that you had a hot chip waiting for you in your bed when you posted that.
― estela, Friday, 20 November 2009 05:31 (sixteen years ago)
thankfully not a chip off the old block
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Friday, 20 November 2009 06:08 (sixteen years ago)
ugh @ the angus burger wars. you could make the burgers out of angus sampson himself and i still won't buy one
― indie spare (electricsound), Friday, 20 November 2009 07:58 (sixteen years ago)
^ I believe Hungry Jacks' "Angry Angus" was indeed made from Gussie Sampson lipo offcuts, hence its life-threatening fat, salt and sodium content. Public outcry and ARIA-week sentimentality have forced a change to the much leaner Angus Young shavings.
― BACH STARKER (sic), Friday, 27 November 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)
spammed by Burgerfuel tbh:
We’re bringing out the "Santa Boars" Christmas special - it's got grilled strips of wild boar, crispy pork crackling, whole cranberries, apple puree, handmade salad, sweet tomato relish and fresh natural aioli on our classic wholemeal bun for $13.90.
http://i9.createsend4.com/ti/r/90/AD9/583/132920/images/boar-burger.jpg
― Santa Boars (winshit@burgerfuel.co.nz) (sic), Tuesday, 1 December 2009 01:22 (sixteen years ago)
love pork crackling, dunno about it being on a burger tho
― Rosy Rube (haitch), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:24 (sixteen years ago)
i'm down with that
― electrical audio's sm57 (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 23:24 (sixteen years ago)
with eating it or being deeply unsure about it? I'm with haitch in the latter camp
― Santa Boars (winshit@burgerfuel.co.nz) (sic), Thursday, 3 December 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
eating it! i have often had crackling in a roll with gravy
― an error has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 3 December 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)
gravy seems handy there to soften the crackling for post-bun biting, I'm a bit worried that crisp crackling would arrest your teeth's progress through the burger qua burger
― Santa Boars (winshit@burgerfuel.co.nz) (sic), Friday, 4 December 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)
Angry Angus is pretty good. Would eat again.
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:56 (sixteen years ago)
wondered why you were so salty
― an error has occurred (electricsound), Friday, 4 December 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
Do you know how tough it is to live a couple of minutes walk away from a strip of Portugese eateries with the finest chicken burgers you could ever hope for?
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 December 2009 06:14 (sixteen years ago)
The local main street committee has already authorised a placement of a big screen for the Brazil vs Portugal World Cup match next year. Hope they can someone organise free chicken burgers with chilli for this event.
― Worse Lieutenant (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 10 December 2009 06:16 (sixteen years ago)
Had to go over to World Square to post some gear off to my university. Which meant on the way back to the office, I walked past Burgerlicious.
DAMN IT I AM FULL AND TIRED NOW
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:16 (sixteen years ago)
i have not burged in a couple of months now
― matt preston school of industry (electricsound), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)
oh look who's gone all soy milk and mung beans
― no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Friday, 11 December 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
had my sole meal of Sunday (circa 4pm) at Burgerfuel - 1/3 pounder with bread & butter cucumbers. Nothing even leaked into the doofer, remarkable work from the burger artisans.
― an terror has occurred (sic), Friday, 11 December 2009 06:33 (sixteen years ago)
so wanna try the elvis burger at the vortex w/fried bananas and peanut butter
http://www.cheese-burger.net/wp-content/uploads/elvis3.jpg
― what fun it is to reign & sing a Slayer song tonight (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 11 December 2009 06:36 (sixteen years ago)
btw guys I happened to BURGED myself way into the new year, I was at a party where a bro was serving up these burgs with onion and chilli in it, he burned it to high hell on the barbie but I was kicking back with ciders so it was good once tomato sauce was added
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 13:08 (sixteen years ago)
when i saw your name i first thought 'why is pato named after huntelaar?' d'oh.
― ROOOOOOOO FUCKING NNNNNNEEEEEEYYYYYYY! (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 January 2010 13:15 (sixteen years ago)
huntelaar and the hunted
― striker, currently playing for Italian Serie A club Milan (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:50 (sixteen years ago)
"Good Burger" is currently the No. 9 topic on Twitter right now!!
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 01:34 (fifteen years ago)
Our field trip to Burgerfuel has sparked interest.
burgerlooool morelike
― PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Monday, 18 January 2010 01:35 (fifteen years ago)
just remembering the amount of alioi they put on dat burg is giving me a heart attack
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 01:36 (fifteen years ago)
aliloli
luckily you removed all vegetable matter from it, to further stave off heart attacks
oh wait
― Your Sinclair magazine (sic), Monday, 18 January 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
burgerfool
― PIMMS SNAKE (haitch), Monday, 18 January 2010 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder what magical vegetable the Kumara Chip is made from.
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
a cardboard box is not a burger, ur doing it wrong
― Your Sinclair magazine (sic), Monday, 18 January 2010 02:43 (fifteen years ago)
why i bet you accidently ate your doofer at the end of dat burg
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
awesome auto-zing, perhaps it is YOU who is the doofer!
― Your Sinclair magazine (sic), Monday, 18 January 2010 06:14 (fifteen years ago)
bro you should check out the fully sick speakers on my WRX, it goes DOOF DOOF
― Radio Birdman Rally (King Boy Pato), Monday, 18 January 2010 07:57 (fifteen years ago)
THE TOWER BURGER IS BACK AT KFC OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 09:36 (fifteen years ago)
had 2nd worst burg of life yesterday. should not buy local cafe burg
― mintox plus oral (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)
local cafe burgs are always hit and miss
― more like Goldblapp (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 January 2010 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
Gearing up for a TOWER BURGER tonight, I'm already salivating at the thought of KFC + Tangy Tomato Sauce + A HASH BROWN!!
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:42 (fifteen years ago)
Not long now before I'm devouring a Tower Burger!!
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
Having a Tower Burger right now. So good!!
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 07:24 (fifteen years ago)
needs more liveblog
― hipster knight (electricsound), Friday, 29 January 2010 09:42 (fifteen years ago)
It was great, I love "seasonal" fast food menu items. I beamed at the confused girl who took my order at KFC. I took it home. I ate it twas there was none more tower burg.
― iPaddington Bear (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 January 2010 10:04 (fifteen years ago)
Burged on the BBQ last night, A+++
― Hangin' with Tommy Cooper (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 February 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)
Oscar Burger combo from Burger Bun, in honour of those brave men and women who gave their lives* on Monday night
*to Channel Nine
― Lot, Heady & Regal! (sic), Thursday, 11 March 2010 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
Going to Counter Burger (oh, sorry, "The Counter® Custom Built Burgers) on Tues night. Should be good!
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 21 March 2010 07:32 (fifteen years ago)
kinda stoked about this, I am looking forward to ticking off what I want on my burg with none of that absurdist garnishing that most places feel you have to put on a burg (pickles! avocado! aloli!)
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 March 2010 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
SUGGESTED SERVINGhttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ox3YU9NCYEc/Sexh2LSuLLI/AAAAAAAAAFY/tsWj50ZkNgU/S660/DSC00316.jpg
going to the 'sham for dinner on Tues night tbh, n/b
― one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 22 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
^ SB'd for above image.
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 March 2010 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
you'd better SB yourself from http://thecountercrowsnest.blogspot.com/ and http://twitter.com/counterburgers then
― one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 22 March 2010 04:40 (fifteen years ago)
ugh at least I can choose not to have that gear on my burg
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 March 2010 05:03 (fifteen years ago)
tbh, I don't think I've ever burged and thought, 'you know what's missing here, it really needs to be topped with an entire fucking avocado'... Also carrot ftl.
― the fantastic flaw (S-), Monday, 22 March 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
one dish at my non-burg Patosham dinner btw:
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_146OzsU2MhY/Sj5oCV7ZOMI/AAAAAAAAFMw/X_54eLoWsgY/s800/None.jpghttp://www.jenius.com.au/images_2010/perama_008.jpghttp://lh6.ggpht.com/_146OzsU2MhY/SnMrGkQUhrI/AAAAAAAAGI8/N3SfCddB-GE/s800/None.jpg
^ pork belly baklava
― one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 22 March 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)
ws, but doesn't really belong in this thread, hey?
― the fantastic flaw (S-), Monday, 22 March 2010 06:13 (fifteen years ago)
Oh, you goin' to Perama?
― Goulburn Years (King Boy Pato), Monday, 22 March 2010 10:38 (fifteen years ago)
Man, I'm BURGIN'. HARD.
― Everybody Annabel Chong Tonight (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
Been discussing burgs with colleagues at work. One colleague says she doesn't like Burgerfuel at all!!
OK, Counter was alright but defo overpriced and overrated. Probs won't come back for a return burg.
― Everybody Annabel Chong Tonight (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)
thinkin a DANNYS might be in order for dinner
― *makeitplop* (haitch), Sunday, 28 March 2010 06:47 (fifteen years ago)
I hear ya.
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 28 March 2010 08:23 (fifteen years ago)
Burged' at Burgerlicious Newtown last night btw, they seemed to be having an off night...not enough sauce iirc
― all the pure blonde you could drink (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 April 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)
like burgelicious have on nights
I'd leap off this bus at burgerfuel if I didn't need to wee so many jugs of st arnou
― one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 09:36 (fifteen years ago)
Burger-less weekend, dunno what to think of it!
― Bauhaus, in the middle of our street (King Boy Pato), Monday, 5 April 2010 10:25 (fifteen years ago)
Highly recommend Moo Gourmet Burgers in Bondi or Coo-gee. The burgers are massive and quite outstanding! Also: the chips are A+++++ would eat again.
― Brian Keno (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 03:56 (fifteen years ago)
Burgerlicious today as I no longer will be hangin' and bangin' 'round the corner of Castlereagh & Liverpool.
― Fade to Ugly Dave Gray (King Boy Pato), Friday, 23 April 2010 09:37 (fifteen years ago)
I decided to give Burgerfuel a go tonight BUT THERE'S STILL TOO MUCH ALIOLI!
― John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 May 2010 08:38 (fifteen years ago)
order something without aoli maybe? they do have about 40 diff burgers
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Sunday, 9 May 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
ringburner ftw
― chillwave of mutilation (electricsound), Sunday, 9 May 2010 10:39 (fifteen years ago)
THEY ALL SEEM TO HAVE ALIOLI
― John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 May 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
THEY EVEN GAVE ME ALIOLI WITH MY CHIPS
that's in a wee cup to dip 'em in and is dope
maybe ask them to hold the aioili? I'm not a rocket scientist but I'm p sure I've bought food before
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Sunday, 9 May 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
I know better than to give complicated tasks to people who work in the fast food industry.
― John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 May 2010 12:30 (fifteen years ago)
Kinda craved dat burg (and kumara chips) after this thread, but stayed on the bus and reheated Sunday night's vegie soup at home instead.
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Monday, 10 May 2010 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
would u burg @ gordon ramsay 'maze grill', newly-opened at the casino??
maze Grill burger, beetroot,avocado and tomato $25.00
― erotic geometry (haitch), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
$25?????
i've had a $25 burger before, not as good as danny
― chillwave of mutilation (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:16 (fifteen years ago)
not much is
in life, never mind burgers
― erotic geometry (haitch), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
haha
― chillwave of mutilation (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:18 (fifteen years ago)
i think i might have to have danny burger tonite
would u burg @ gordon ramsay 'maze grill', newly-opened at the casino??maze Grill burger, beetroot,avocado and tomato $25.00
Good, fresh, local produce!
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
Avocado? Fuck off.
― John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:01 (fifteen years ago)
I almost punched the dude at Oporto today who asked if I wanted avocado on my burg.
― John Cougar Melon Baller (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:02 (fifteen years ago)
Went for a mini chicken burg and kumchips at tha 'fuel for lunch today -checked the menu and you're right, there's only two full-size beef burgers without aioli.
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:03 (fifteen years ago)
I had a burg last night that with exchange rate would be approaching $25. Would not burg again.
― Willing Travelbury (S-), Thursday, 13 May 2010 10:42 (fifteen years ago)
considering an expedition to Crows Nest for a Counter Burg next weekend
― Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Friday, 14 May 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
tried this today.
http://www.byronhamburgers.com/story/
v. good
― Willing Travelbury (S-), Friday, 14 May 2010 13:53 (fifteen years ago)
Just had my third burger within the last 24 hours. Feeling strong! 7:55 AM May 22nd via txtrobynkonichiwaRobyn
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― the standing cat (sic), Monday, 24 May 2010 09:05 (fifteen years ago)
Remember when McDonalds* burgs had that ring of cardboard around them? Turns out that Red Rooster burgs still has them!
* - apart from k1t, obviously
― more leik Kingsley Anus rite (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 29 May 2010 09:57 (fifteen years ago)
so when are you dudes burgin here:
http://www.theage.com.au/small-business/australian-cafe-claims-worlds-biggest-burger-20100607-xptl.html
― Help Im minger (electricsound), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:37 (fifteen years ago)
hmmm
grill'd are opening a Sydney store (across the road from the pub we fapped at with all teh cur\/y g!R15 in it) btw!
― Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
now all we need is a burgfuel in melbie
― Help Im minger (electricsound), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
interesting twist in the Sydders/Melbs burgs rivarly
― Look out, lovers of fads: it's Louis Jagger in cricket pads! (King Boy Pato), Monday, 7 June 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
does the napier still do the bogan burger? i got a hankering
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)
yessir
they don't do the toast in duck confit (w/ dipping SALT) anymore, unfotsch
― amuse-douche (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
dangit
anyone else in?
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
2nite? hmmm.
― amuse-douche (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
no no not tonite.. but soon
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
promised Pato but then forgot to post the other week that I had Hungry Jacks for the first time in, maybe, nine years? (last ate McDonalds in 1999, had Burger King on 29/6/02, HJs somewhere between the two). I didn't bother to read the menu closely, so only found out when I was back at the table with my meal that the Whopper is now the SMALLEST adult burger in the joint! what kind of sense is this supposed to make? anyway, inexplicably tiny burger, chips not salty enough, and far more colour than flavour in my fountain beverage = not likely to start hitting it up after the movies high-school style any other time soon.
― dyaon't (sic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
angry angus my friend
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:24 (fifteen years ago)
ugh @ the angus burger wars. you could make the burgers out of angus sampson himself and i still won't buy one― indie spare (electricsound), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:58 (6 months ago)
― indie spare (electricsound), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:58 (6 months ago)
― dyaon't (sic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
woops
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)
how could i resist that face
AA burg is gut. I was about to get HJ's a moment ago, but got sushi instead.
― carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
BIG fan of that potato chip ad starring angus s. recently
― amuse-douche (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:40 (fifteen years ago)
he has very full lips
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
Bogan burger is a bit shit. We should do Misty's one night.
― carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:51 (fifteen years ago)
he has full something else in this candid snap
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2BIPBZVa%2BL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
― dyaon't (sic), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:53 (fifteen years ago)
yeah you get that impression from the reviews but i figger it's one of those things you need to try once
misty's looks pretty nice, though wrong side of the trax
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.mistys.com.au/home.php
― carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:54 (fifteen years ago)
er, THIS one, of course
http://www.mistysdiner.com.au/index.asp
― carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
you bastid
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)
Keen to check out
http://www.captainamericas.com.au/main.htm
also, but even worse distance-wise than simply wrong side of river. Maybe haitch could stop in and review it when he does city-dimo cycle.
― carpe carp (S-), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)
A double No. 4 Heavenly burger weighing 1 kilo served with 600 grams of chips for men and 300 grams for ladies.
Become a legend.
Clean the plate in less than one hour and your name goes on our honour board. If you beat the record, your meal is free.
The World Record is just over 8 minutes for men and 16 minutes for ladies
throwdown
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 05:59 (fifteen years ago)
ferntree gully's a bit of a diversion!
― 600 grams of chips for men and 300 grams for ladies (haitch), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 06:06 (fifteen years ago)
if you rode there you'd probably have the requisite appetite
― sugar fuckup (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
Moo Gourmet Burger opening in Newtown imminently - looks like just metres from BurgerFuel?
Print these vouchers now and start camping outside.
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:33 (fifteen years ago)
I am so EXCITED by this VERY EXCITING news.
― They'll be dancing in the streets of Košice tonight (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 8 July 2010 08:42 (fifteen years ago)
pork burger looks pretty smashable imo
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:20 (fifteen years ago)
porkable
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:22 (fifteen years ago)
basically, I would fuck that burger.
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)
― king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
curse you sydney and your interesting burger establishments
― king solomon and the surrealists (electricsound), Thursday, 8 July 2010 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
just got emailed an opening special 2-for-1 voucher for Grill'd in Darlinghurst.
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Friday, 9 July 2010 01:27 (fifteen years ago)
OMG FORWARD THAT E-MAIL
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Friday, 9 July 2010 11:19 (fifteen years ago)
p sure I sent you the previous email that you needed to sign up for freebie from
― oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
2nite i took the ~~~homeburg~~~ option: acquired coles 'verified' angus patties, got some buns, added sharp cheddar slices, bit of rocket, bbq sauce
good times
― whores catégorie (haitch), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:34 (fifteen years ago)
pan fry? cooking times etc
― polished, egalitarian and visionary hard-drinking womaniser (electricsound), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:45 (fifteen years ago)
ya pan fry, baout 10-12 minutes
― whores catégorie (haitch), Monday, 12 July 2010 09:54 (fifteen years ago)
I purchased a grill pan so I can GRILL BURG at home.
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 July 2010 10:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-10699456
wouldn't get this sort of treatment at DANNYS amirite
― tea wrecks electric warrior (haitch), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:08 (fifteen years ago)
you definitely would not
― head gettin' bad boys (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:09 (fifteen years ago)
srsly? when has an advertised bureger EVER looked like it's real-life counterpart.
― lowwave (S-), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 07:34 (fifteen years ago)
^^^
srsly what is the fuss about
― "The Dad" from Gay Dad (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
Goin' burgin' at Moo Newtown tonight!! BURGIN' WITH THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 July 2010 07:16 (fifteen years ago)
porkburged there on Tues, bit underwhelming tbh
― Has admitted to being awesome in order to have sex (sic), Thursday, 29 July 2010 08:06 (fifteen years ago)
Did ye not try the double-cooked chips??
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 29 July 2010 09:25 (fifteen years ago)
BURGIN' WITH THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!
burgin' like a total pussy who can't even handle a whole burg, from what I hear
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/wdyll/phil_burg1.jpg
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Sunday, 1 August 2010 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
That was HER burg, not mine bro.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:41 (fifteen years ago)
btw field trip to Grill'd soon
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah and? Total Burg consumption by you that night: 0.5.
The claim of pussy still stands.
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 11:44 (fifteen years ago)
^^ sockpuppet
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)
How can I be a sock if this is my only account here?
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 11:48 (fifteen years ago)
You ARE a sockpuppet!!
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)
So much so that your only account is a sockpuppet!!
ayo Chocolate voters reprazent
― she vajazzled....and forgot! (acoleuthic), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:50 (fifteen years ago)
I thought you'd eat less chocolate and more (black) berries.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:53 (fifteen years ago)
burgin' like an even BIGGER pussy who can only handle half of a GIRL burger
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
I WILL SEE YOU ALL AT GRILL'D FOR A BURG DEATH CHALLENGE TO THE DEAAAAAAATH
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 11:59 (fifteen years ago)
i would totes win that
― eddie mcguire suppression ring (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:00 (fifteen years ago)
Doesn't really count as a complete burg victory when you pick most of it (Lettuce, tomato etc.) off, now does it?
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
There's a difference between a burg and a salad roll iirc
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:01 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah but you can't really claim burg superiority when the only type of burg you ever eat is a cheeseburger. You're not even trying.
― El-Adrel, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:03 (fifteen years ago)
welcome to the 0.5 good burger, home of the 0.5 good burger.
― estela, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
I don't apologise for only putting on the finest of ingredients (like bacon and grilled onion as examples) on my burgs.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
don't mention bacon lest LJ flip out again
― eddie mcguire suppression ring (electricsound), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:04 (fifteen years ago)
an excised truth is still the truth.
― estela, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
You don't know what is truth, Ruth!
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:08 (fifteen years ago)
can only handle half of a GIRL burger
mmm, juicy half-a-girlburger
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/wdyll/phil_burg2.jpg
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:12 (fifteen years ago)
Guys where are we burgin' on Sat. 21st August in Sydney?
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
wait, what's that all over the plate in the background?
CSI evidence suggests that subject may have only handled 0.4, at best, of a girlburger
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:14 (fifteen years ago)
looks like I'm going to be burgin' on a plane to London, lol
"i can't eat the other half, i'm too phil."
― estela, Monday, 2 August 2010 12:15 (fifteen years ago)
burgin' off
xp lol
― tea wrecks electric warrior (haitch), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
loooooool well you don't get your mixtape.
x2
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:17 (fifteen years ago)
wait are we sure the man the complained about his pork burger actually finished it, maybe it was so mediocre (as he whined) that he could not get the job done
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:18 (fifteen years ago)
Who'd want to finish a burger after having sex with it?
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:19 (fifteen years ago)
could maybe lunchburg before flight if yr here in day? REMATCH at Moo, Phil vs dainty ladyburg
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:20 (fifteen years ago)
I will tackle full monster burg and beat you poofs, I have every confidence in that.
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:21 (fifteen years ago)
Have the day wide open (ooer) for burgerin' the Saturday.
― jabulani hands (S-), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:22 (fifteen years ago)
wide open burger
will see what I can do.
― Miss LUSHBOOSIE (sic), Monday, 2 August 2010 12:45 (fifteen years ago)
in before jim
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_7MWA4YWz3LY/TFo0Uk9ZjCI/AAAAAAAAARI/7uHxhXUgoiE/s800/IMG_0917.JPG
― ␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆␆ you oughtta know by now (sic), Thursday, 5 August 2010 04:57 (fifteen years ago)
mmmm
― one more winner one less white hipster (electricsound), Thursday, 5 August 2010 04:58 (fifteen years ago)
grimly tweeted this amazing burger
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Monday, 9 August 2010 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
it looks very surprised
― one more winner one less white hipster (electricsound), Monday, 9 August 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)
Update! It's August 8, 2010 and this board still sucks!!
― gr8080, Monday, 9 August 2010 07:02 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ says it all
― I, ahh, give the, ahh, the Jackson Jive, ahh, a ten (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 9 August 2010 10:35 (fifteen years ago)
settle down there
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 August 2010 11:17 (fifteen years ago)
front cover of new men's health aus promises the ultimate 'workout burger'
didn't even know this was a burg-genre!
― green chunder (w/ sax) (haitch), Monday, 16 August 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
any burger is a workout burger
― bettie serviette (electricsound), Monday, 16 August 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
― Guernsey Shore (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 August 2010 21:17 (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkI meant gr80's date fail but k wtvz
― Municipal Workers' Union of the Snake (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 August 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)
Best bring your BURGIN' A-GAME TO KING STREET TONIGHT FOR BURG-OFF '10!!
― Louis Jagerbomb (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 August 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)
someone mark this
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:46 (fifteen years ago)
sic, how long are you going away for?
― estela, Thursday, 19 August 2010 04:53 (fifteen years ago)
3 weeks
half-tempted to track down grimlyburg tbh
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
Pato has pussied out and we haven't even ordered yet!
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 09:27 (fifteen years ago)
looool
― trade practices cat (electricsound), Thursday, 19 August 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
what is going on.
― estela, Thursday, 19 August 2010 09:57 (fifteen years ago)
Nothing. We burged hard and I ate my burg. We all burged. It was a FESTIVAL OF THE BURG (half-burg lurkers excepted).
― Louis Jagerbomb (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 August 2010 13:10 (fifteen years ago)
even the child's drawing behind his head was mocking the withdrawal from burg-off
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/wdyll/monsterburg.jpg
― Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Monday, 23 August 2010 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
the nindigully pub isn't saying oprah is fat, but...
― pig on wheels (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
jesus christ
― astronomy broheems (haitch), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
should be on next CL roadtrip itiniery
― Lil Wayans Bros (S-), Tuesday, 21 September 2010 06:07 (fifteen years ago)
Disappointed that the Sydney Burg Krew still hasn't made a field trip to Grill'd. I blame everyone but me for this.
― Hipstamatic Priest (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 21:54 (fifteen years ago)
Grill'd is so incredibly passe. They're like, everywhere man.
― 15-60-77 (S-), Thursday, 23 September 2010 06:10 (fifteen years ago)
they are dece quality, but well overpriced
― astronomy broheems (haitch), Thursday, 23 September 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)
We're behind the times up here!
― Hipstamatic Priest (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 23 September 2010 09:24 (fifteen years ago)
picked your burg off the menu yet?
http://www.grilld.com.au/Tempo/versions/v_template_02/images/menus/nsw_01.jpg
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Thursday, 30 September 2010 08:03 (fifteen years ago)
imo get the fries
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 30 September 2010 08:31 (fifteen years ago)
Yes and yes.
― Hipstamatic Priest (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 September 2010 08:56 (fifteen years ago)
whoops missed part 2http://www.grilld.com.au/Tempo/versions/v_template_02/images/menus/nsw_02.jpg
which burg? or going the steak sanger?
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:01 (fifteen years ago)
Gonna burg, will come back for a sanger if it's dizzy stuff.
― Hipstamatic Priest (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:03 (fifteen years ago)
the Moroccan lamb and the 'hot' mama are both v v tolerable. god the names of their burgs are bad
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)
(i used to live 10 metres from one of these places btw, so more convenience than grill'd fanboyism)
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 30 September 2010 09:09 (fifteen years ago)
lol the 'Mighty Melbourne' renamed to 'Almighty'
'Mustard & Pickled' is good
― 15-60-77 (S-), Thursday, 30 September 2010 12:06 (fifteen years ago)
His desperate equivocation makes it plain that KBP is planning to have a Mini Me Pack, containing a grilled mini burger, cheese & tomato sauce, with mini chips and a juice box, just so he can boast about finishing an entire “combo meal, son.”
That steak sanger will go resolutely unsmashed until the end of its days.
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:46 (fifteen years ago)
The “Mighty Melbourne” is called the “Big Queenslander” in Adelaide Queensland.
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Thursday, 30 September 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)
ugh
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 1 October 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)
RIP juicebox
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Friday, 1 October 2010 06:48 (fifteen years ago)
What are the odds that I get sick on October 1? Curled up at home with chicken nuggets and tablets rather than burgin :-(
― Hipstamatic Priest (King Boy Pato), Friday, 1 October 2010 09:17 (fifteen years ago)
tablets beats burgers any day
oh right
― ♫ Ba-sic space, o-pen air ♪ (sic), Friday, 1 October 2010 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
someone should invent tiny little buns for serving tablets in.
― estela, Friday, 1 October 2010 21:46 (fifteen years ago)
waiting for my burg at Grill'd, no haters plz
― Ain't Gonna Play Sim City (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 October 2010 07:36 (fifteen years ago)
what did you get?
― 15-60-77 (S-), Monday, 11 October 2010 07:56 (fifteen years ago)
Cheese and Bacon with chips, so good that I ate everything except half of the lettuce.
― Ain't Gonna Play Sim City (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 October 2010 08:57 (fifteen years ago)
a wussburger more like
― bitchmaid (sic), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:25 (fifteen years ago)
keep trollin' trollin' trollin'
― Ain't Gonna Play Sim City (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 October 2010 09:39 (fifteen years ago)
ayo pato: free burgers daily from grill'd if you register for movember
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)
pato grows a mo and i will buy him a burger myself
― dronestorm (electricsound), Friday, 29 October 2010 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
otm
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Friday, 29 October 2010 05:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://littlestuffedbull.com/images/comics/ten/action454.jpg
― Feel Adele (sic), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 03:29 (fifteen years ago)
"THE CHRISTMAS HAMBURGER...WITH HAM"
http://i3.cmail2.com/ei/r/39/72B/883/nri/bklmr/J0001288XmasHamburgerSpecial_Screen104136.jpg
Oh, and for all the "pregnant ladies" - BurgerFuel aioli is preggo safe (we get asked a lot).
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Monday, 22 November 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
Well, I'm at Charlie & Co. waiting for the special wagyu burg. Has been promised to be off the hook, yo.
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 4 December 2010 02:33 (fifteen years ago)
how was?
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 5 December 2010 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
pretty good, even if a tad dry
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 December 2010 06:41 (fifteen years ago)
a rogue moderator is editing messages with impunity
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Sunday, 5 December 2010 12:10 (fifteen years ago)
I am policing The Cape to community standards, we do not want an outbreak of anarchy around here.
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 December 2010 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
Heston Blumenthal: In Search Of The Perfect Burger = mouthboner
iView link for another 8 days
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 07:16 (fourteen years ago)
^ shill or what
― Keepin' it Rael with Peter Gabriel (King Boy Pato), Monday, 14 February 2011 08:13 (fourteen years ago)
just trying to share my boners, out of love for my fellow man
― basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Monday, 14 February 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)
http://burgermap.org/
― El-Adrel, Saturday, 19 February 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)
^^^ Map fucking sucks
― sex cells (S-), Sunday, 20 February 2011 00:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/dudburger.jpg
got dudburgered at Tart in Erko this arvo
― The Marquis de Sade Adu (sic), Sunday, 20 February 2011 05:37 (fourteen years ago)
what a bollocksy-looking plate of old tat.
― estela, Sunday, 20 February 2011 05:42 (fourteen years ago)
t-bawmb
― Trayce, Sunday, 20 February 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)
lol you deserve what you get for burgin' in erko
― "People in Ireland are walking on Eire." (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 20 February 2011 11:49 (fourteen years ago)
had a double bay cafe burg for lunch on the company credit card
hmmmm
― The Filth and The North Queensland Fury (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 02:50 (fourteen years ago)
lol you deserve what you get for burgin' in double bay
― "People in Ireland are walking on Eire." (King Boy Pato) (sic), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 04:05 (fourteen years ago)
i did see THE HAIRDRESSER TO THE STARS in this particular cafe so it was not a total loss
― The Filth and The North Queensland Fury (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 04:29 (fourteen years ago)
welp, the double down is available in australia for a limited time only
who's game
― la broheme (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theage.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-and-bars/live-or-let-fry-kfc-mantime-bunless-burger-blasted-20110329-1ce3o.html
the dirty bird are not keen on stopping the use of trans-fats, iirc
trying to stay away, as much as it pains me
― lacan't (haitch), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:15 (fourteen years ago)
if i can stay off the cigs til the weekend i might 'reward' myself with one of these monstrosities
― la broheme (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:17 (fourteen years ago)
looks a bit horrible, but if I found myself hungover at work on a weekend (ie near a KFC) I might Everest it
― Neo Tony (sic), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
This really is "lol it's very late on a friday/saturday night and we're maaaaaaad drunk" special imo.
Canny move by KFC by going for a "EXTREME MEAL FOR MANLY MEN" marketing angle, through.
― LE GANG DES BMX!! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 11:05 (fourteen years ago)
had one today, single best burger i have ever tasted
― You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
The backlash from bogans in regards to the Double Down not having another cholesterol begins: http://on.fb.me/ggnY1f
― LE GANG DES BMX!! (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 31 March 2011 12:53 (fourteen years ago)
last time i checked it was Kentucky fried CHICKEN not quail!
― LE GANG DES BMX!! (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 31 March 2011 12:54 (fourteen years ago)
Double Downed this afternoon (in Wollongong, of all places).
Verdict: wasn't as horrible or as tasty as I expected it to be, it was "orright".
― The Count from the Dis-a-Count Furniture television commercials (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 April 2011 07:58 (fourteen years ago)
enjoy yr http://c1.eatdrinkbetter.com/files/2010/10/mechanically-separated-pink-chicken-goop.jpg
― Insidious Lexicon (S-), Sunday, 10 April 2011 10:28 (fourteen years ago)
― The Count from the Dis-a-Count Furniture television commercials (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 10 April 2011 10:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lidpabD1A61qcr7fqo1_500.gif
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 15:35 (fourteen years ago)
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/7e21fdb2-2fc4-4162-b21c-1349adc152c5.jpg
― Unusatralian (sic), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 05:24 (fourteen years ago)
would do many degrading things to get my hands on this heston burger and chips on masterchef, must say
― this call may be recorded for training porpoises (haitch), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:53 (fourteen years ago)
maybe you can have the poor man's western australian vers if you sleep with rachel (who is from western australia)
― Not quite as sociopathic as Dom Passantino (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 June 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)
i would do anything for burg... but i won't do that
― this call may be recorded for training porpoises (haitch), Monday, 13 June 2011 10:33 (fourteen years ago)
what about shannon's doughy buns then
― Not quite as sociopathic as Dom Passantino (King Boy Pato), Monday, 13 June 2011 10:39 (fourteen years ago)
look at this clown's fukkn burger with buns double the size of the patty. i mean REALLY!
― this call may be recorded for training porpoises (haitch), Monday, 13 June 2011 10:48 (fourteen years ago)
Grill'd have a winter special, "The Smashed Pumpkin".
ugh just ugh
― Scritti Eros Poli (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)
You can just pretend that the Bombay Bliss is called British Chick-Pea Power.
― naked hdsl (sic), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:41 (fourteen years ago)
loool
― Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
the beetrutti column
― Who? Well, I've never heard of Mogwai. (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 23:46 (fourteen years ago)
^^ down w/ dis burg
― Scritti Eros Poli (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 July 2011 00:44 (fourteen years ago)
just received this email: 'Strategic Planning - silent scribes needed in return for burgers...'
― Omega-3 fatty acid house (haitch), Monday, 1 August 2011 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
so not gonna happen
http://www.coffeeclub.com.au/assets/Uploads/TOSA4Poster.jpg
― The Lamb Lies Down On Cavill Avenue (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 08:02 (fourteen years ago)
ayo pato: free burgers daily from grill'd if you register for movember― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:06 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkpato grows a mo and i will buy him a burger myself― dronestorm (electricsound), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:45 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkotm― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Friday, 29 October 2010 16:07 (1 year ago) Bookmark
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:06 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― dronestorm (electricsound), Friday, 29 October 2010 15:45 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Friday, 29 October 2010 16:07 (1 year ago) Bookmark
it is happening... again
― the men who glare at stoats (sic), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:04 (fourteen years ago)
whatever one may say about Grill'd, they've always providing a combo meal of burgin' and charadee
― The Lamb Lies Down On Cavill Avenue (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
curious baout this unami burger. unami rub???
― Having Fun With haitch On Stage (haitch), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 05:12 (thirteen years ago)
looks tasty but i r more interested in the m3rryw3ll
― mousy dong (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 05:25 (thirteen years ago)
unami rub???
waht type of waiters/waitresses do they have there
do a reconnaissance mission out to albert park, h-man
― Gentlemen Take Instagram Photos (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 08:26 (thirteen years ago)
U Mami gave ME a rub, amirite
― the hat's filthy lesson (sic), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)
umami rub = we covered the pattie in msg, basically.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 12:30 (thirteen years ago)
hit the b-east for lunch to see what up for a second time, have decided it was pretty good
lol @ unami joeks that i didn't see the first time round - may well make a 'recon' next week at some point
― then you're my frank schleckin' cuz (haitch), Friday, 13 July 2012 05:04 (thirteen years ago)
neat-o. woodenmine hitting up the 'large' burger on the menu
― i've got a cock like the M79 (electricsound), Friday, 13 July 2012 05:10 (thirteen years ago)
holy shit i feel like a burger
― i've got a cock like the M79 (electricsound), Friday, 13 July 2012 05:11 (thirteen years ago)
i do love me a daniel hamburger
― bad wife decisions (electricsound), Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)
was going to hux but couldn't face smith st
― bad wife decisions (electricsound), Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:36 (thirteen years ago)
MCDONALDS JAPAN PRESENTS: THE AUSSIE DELI SANDWICH
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2012/09/the-aussie-deli-sandwich-from-mcdonalds-japan/
― Architecture & Immorality: The Mr Kelly Story (King Boy Pato), Monday, 17 September 2012 10:54 (thirteen years ago)
RIP australian culture
― the brand new dry heaveies (haitch), Monday, 17 September 2012 11:16 (thirteen years ago)
Finally, the Murdoch press tackles the big stories: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-bars/reality-bites-for-fast-food-burgers/story-fn93ypt9-1226483993201
― Don't Go Home With Your Hadron Collider (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 30 September 2012 08:19 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY
― fistula-la-la (sic), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 01:15 (thirteen years ago)
gonna hit barkly sq on monday for mr burger I rex
― thirstin' maw (haitch), Friday, 16 November 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)
niiiiice
― site nuances (electricsound), Friday, 16 November 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)
http://a394.idata.over-blog.com/600x511/1/11/12/20/MR-BURGER.jpg
hi dere
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 November 2012 10:02 (thirteen years ago)
btw going to LA in a couple of weeks for "work", which can only mean one thing -- double double animal style at In-N-Out
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 November 2012 10:03 (thirteen years ago)
^he's considering a move to l.a.
― site nuances (electricsound), Saturday, 17 November 2012 10:05 (thirteen years ago)
(HE'S CONSIDERING A MOVE TO L.A.)
― good naber He help get undr control (sic), Saturday, 17 November 2012 13:02 (thirteen years ago)
Things to do in LA:
- Hang around with Axl Rose- Buy myself some brand new clothes- Do me some relaxin'- Maybe grab a piece of action- Strip naked to the waist and ride my Harley Davidson up and down Sunset Strip- Might even get a tattoo- Drinking Hennessy with Morrissey on a beach out of reach, somewhere very far away
― After Cease To Exist Button (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:48 (thirteen years ago)
dennis from head of the class wrote good burger!
http://www.avclub.com/articles/dan-schneider-on-head-of-the-class-better-off-dead,88988/
― some dude, Friday, 23 November 2012 21:03 (thirteen years ago)
the worst thing ever is not having dinner then getting set on having danny burger and going to danny burger late at night after a gig while drunk and getting to danny burger and finding danny burger closed then having to trudge home with no danny burger and eat egg on toast instead
― pointillist not pointless (electricsound), Thursday, 3 January 2013 13:09 (thirteen years ago)
will u try kanga-emu burg for invasion day
http://www.grilld.com.au/
― xxx heady xxx heady (haitch), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:06 (twelve years ago)
'how to get a news dot com dot au headline the easy way'
― You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
You'd think the Grill’d Rekorderlig Slushy would get the twenty-something punters through the door without resorting to coat of arms meat japes.
― You Just Haven't Formed It Yet, Babby (King Boy Pato), Friday, 18 January 2013 12:31 (twelve years ago)
cunce ripping off the "coat of arms pizza" at The Australian in the Rocks, as enjoyed by ILX's own Andrew F recently, y/n
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)
PS BTW rekorderlig at the Hyde Park Rekorderlig pop-up bar for Sydney Festival 3x the price of rekorderlig at a bottle-o
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)
but you get a free cushion if you buy two
― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 18 January 2013 15:57 (twelve years ago)
that would be handy for the inevitable plotz at paying $15 for a cider
― dutch tl;drs (electricsound), Friday, 18 January 2013 20:28 (twelve years ago)
hit up huxtaburger via the app for lunch
fucc a queue, I give it five stars
― super wild whore sez (haitch), Friday, 7 June 2013 09:56 (twelve years ago)
had two terrible burgs this week, going cold turkey till Five Guys Burgers And Fries in LA
― ¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:27 (twelve years ago)
cold turkey in a roll, rite
― super wild whore sez (haitch), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:33 (twelve years ago)
hux did not impress me last night
― post-op1 (electricsound), Friday, 7 June 2013 10:38 (twelve years ago)
Best burgs I've had in order this year:
1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide)2) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to)3) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney)4) Grill'd (fucken everywhere)
― Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 June 2013 03:17 (twelve years ago)
Need to go to Brisbane next month for work and my first thought was "fucken yes, I can visit Burger Urge".
― Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 9 June 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
American umami fancy-burg chain looks intriguing: www.umami.com/umami-burger
― Sir Francis Drake burned the Spanish Armada because YOLO (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 June 2013 03:55 (twelve years ago)
not only Burger Urge make the best burgs in Brisbane, they are sponsoring Warwick Capper's run for the House of Reps
cannot express how much this is good business
― more like "Stuart O'Fraud" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 1 August 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)
UPDATE
1) Burger Theory (in a van across Greater Adelaide) (-)2) Burger Lounge (on the GC bro, a prominent ilxor took QGP and myself there, has nice brewskis too) (new entry)3) Brodburger (in some glass art gallery that Canberra hipsters go to) (V)4) Mary's (hella hipster place in Newtown that has fried chicken as well, a whole fried chicken is called a 'Larry Bird') (new entry)5) Goodgod (everyone knows where Goodgod is in Sydney) (V)6) Grill'd (fucken everywhere) (V)
I do recall having a hotel burg in Amsterdam but this was after over twenty four hours of flying and transiting so fucked if I remember it properly.
― haim goin ham (King Boy Pato), Monday, 9 December 2013 10:43 (twelve years ago)
1) Dannys
― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)
how does a Pato feel about dawgs
― (D1CK$) (sic), Monday, 10 February 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)
i'm pro-dawg, dogg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Monday, 10 February 2014 09:15 (eleven years ago)
http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_4a.jpg
We're really excited to announce that a new eating challenge has been set!This year we're pulling out the big guns for our third epic eating challenge: Reservoir Hot Dogs. Inspired by the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, this one forces eaters to down 1.8kg of European sausages cradled in liberal amounts of bread. You'll receive a range of sausage flavours, including weisswurst, kranski, cheese kranski, chorizo and bratwurst, as well as various condiments. Those who dare to compete must finish the challenge within 30 minutes, and are forbidden from sharing or leaving the table. If successful, you'll receive your money back as well as a souvenir shirt.
http://www.essenrestaurant.com.au/media/slider/slide_3.jpg
― (D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:05 (eleven years ago)
i'd go the discordian version but the buns make it an impossibility for me
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:03 (eleven years ago)
yeah "liberal amounts" tips the hand as to how they expect not to lose any money
― (D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 06:01 (eleven years ago)
I have been meaning to visit Essen recently but I ain't gonna participate in any Tarantino-related eating japes. (Unless they plan on serving the snags with Inglorious Batards.)
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:25 (eleven years ago)
You should yellow card yourself for that joke.
Last time I went to Essen, about a year ago, it was terrible but hopefully they were having a bad night. Up for a visit sometime if you find an excuse.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:34 (eleven years ago)
fo sho, the excuse will be to walk down broadway boggle eyed at all the ~changes~
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 08:54 (eleven years ago)
Lunching tomorrow.
http://www.ohburgerme.com/sydneycbd/pub-life-kitchen-at-the-lord-wolseley/
http://grabyourfork.blogspot.com/2014/10/pub-life-kitchen-at-lord-wolseley-hotel.html
― the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 27 November 2014 07:42 (eleven years ago)
"Sticky Hot Wangs – $12"
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:20 (eleven years ago)
McDonalds' Create-Your-Burg experiment thing in the outer suburbs was like a Mary's Burg but BETTER (even the bacon was BETTER) and you could have it your way.
― AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:21 (eleven years ago)
Thumbs up from 7-year-old regarding Burger Rings.
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:13 (eleven years ago)
Somewhat related, mother-in-law doing a pretty good job of gauging my tastes:
http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/b05863dd9aa8dcfc782281362243acb4_zps353d7aa4.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:18 (eleven years ago)
BIG TANG
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:30 (eleven years ago)
zumbo burger pie
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:55 (ten years ago)
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/adriano-zumbos-latest-creation-pieburger-for-taste-magazine/story-fneuz8zj-1227304536955
it has beetroot = it is a disgrace
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:01 (ten years ago)
ban haitch
― oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)
yellow carded
(i've mellowed out in my old age)
― never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 April 2015 14:34 (ten years ago)
first yellow card i ever received on ilx!
toates worth it, but
― gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Saturday, 18 April 2015 23:00 (ten years ago)