OMG OMG VIOLENT BOGAN GIRLS!! Coming to Channel 9 in FEBRUARY.
― Bring Back The West End South Australian Open (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 January 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)
*insert your favourite Autumn Almanac rant at the lower class/upper class here*
― Bring Back The West End South Australian Open (King Boy Pato), Friday, 16 January 2009 08:59 (seventeen years ago)
lol violent women
― Cooking From A Stovetop (electricsound), Friday, 16 January 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
'Phalicity! Me tiara's fallin' off'
― open wide, come inside, it's apple butter (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 17 January 2009 03:17 (seventeen years ago)
WHOOP THERE IT IS
― Bring Back The West End South Australian Open (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 17 January 2009 06:18 (seventeen years ago)
9.30 TONIGHT!!!!
RIGHT AFTER UNDERBELLY 2: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT MATTHEW NEWTON IS VIOLENT AGAINST WOMEN AND CAN'T DO A KIWI ACCENT
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
IT BEGIIIINS
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)
Tit shaking, check.Spewing in a bucket, check.BURNOUTS, check.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
Detained at UK Customs!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
Skye, who is unemployed and expelled from five schools!Zoe, from ADELAIDE and an unemployed former casino worker slut!
OH MY GOD THEY'RE URINATING ON THE MOOR ROADS. YOU CAN SEE THEIR FANNIES!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
omg did they actually just show a bunch of them taking a slash in the road
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
haha xpost
zoe rules
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
aw tomorrow? fuck that
This is fucking terrible. I love it.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
Awaiting the first Australian flag "LOVE IT FOR FUCK OFF" tank top.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
For = Or!
i'm having a sip of beer for every butt crack shown. i expect to be wasted within twenty minutes
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
No, Dom, we are not like this.
Fucking hell.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
Clearly the concept had wings since ITV1 axed it a year ago.
oh god I am so embarrassed, no wonder the britishers hate us
five more sips
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
Southern Cross Tattoo spotted!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
there's the rest of the bottle
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
Nicole from Sydney, an intoxicated "exotic dancer"!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
LOVE 70s strip club proprietor!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
I haven't seen such bare arsed action on a screen outside of pornos!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
Maria, a Melbourne barmaid who likes to burp and fart!
white people drink their cocktails like THIS
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
OH NO ISN'T l0u1s jagg3r AND HIS SOCIETY CHAPS IN FOR A SURPRISE
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
why have i never met girls like this
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
Sarah, a dump truck driver! Granny doesn't approve!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
miner chick is deputy head's lost daughter
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
get outta your liberal-elite inner-city ghetto, mate
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
Really they could have called this Ming Dynasty and had done with it.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha 'laying a cable'
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
ha ha ha "leaying a cayyyyyble?"
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
xpost lol!
I am seriously dying here!! Laying a cable!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
holy fuck child abuse ad!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
this should be pub viewing on big screens
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
NIPPLES!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
nips
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
Nice addition of a British voiceover to make us all think it's imported-therefore-quality. NICE TRY.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
So are we selling this to Sky One or Five or what?
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha capsicum dude
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
remember now I couldn't hack the UK version cos the teachers are the worst humans alive
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
She wrote a letter! IN ENGLISH!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
OH NO THEY'RE MAKING COCKTAILS
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
outed as lightweights
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
"Not tempered by...Red Bull..."
yeah the teachers are particularly unbearable this time round
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
being submitted to some of our finest will put them off ever coming here, i say it's win-win
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
zoe kicks ass
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
*sips*
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
more arse crack, bless
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
depressing, going to bed
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
lightweight
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
he'll sneak out for booze later, don't worry
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
Adam, how are you ever going to find out how the real Australia lives??
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
There's always Ringwood.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahaha making the stripper wear school uniform!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
"I wanted to get in touch with me femmin side!"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
'Oi wanna geddin touch wiv moi feminine soide'
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
thinks: "...what goes in a gin and tonic??"
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
SNAP
"the cream of britain's public school system"
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
Vodka, Raspberry?
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
L. Jagger seems amused by the stripper!
Jagger sighted!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
ahahahahahaha inbred tosser
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
Nobody's said 'me cunt' yet
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
SNAP AGAIN
this is fantastic
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
lol tantrum
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
"I'M BREATHING"
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
L. Jagger just got cockblocked by the teachers!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
probably the most fun those dudes have ever had
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
omg skye's gone off to have a crap in the woods
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
"mrs harbord wasn't born yesterday" - real talk!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
Aw, poor old Skye was just gonna suck off a few of those posh boys.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
skye's goin home i bet
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
no hummer for LJ tonite
MANKY
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
'they've all got heart'
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
So stoked about!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
ha ha, "so stoked"!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
SNIZZAP
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
that bird OTM
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
'privileged people who breed with each other'!
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
lol I love Zoe, never get rid of her
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
A MEANCE TO SOCIETY!!!
roffle roffle roffle
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
blonde teacher OFFTM x 10000000000000
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
Obviously the teachers don't know L. Jagger that well.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
I, conversely, have a pretty good idea what those guys were thinking, and it wasn't "she is a little piece of scum"
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
I hope the miner chick is a butch lesbian, I will die laughing.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
i'm not getting those vibes
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
no, but if she growls the blonde teacher I will buy the TV a drink
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
Shame.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
Commercial television, best in the world.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:39 (seventeen years ago)
"THE EXPELLED LADETTE SPEAKS TO KYLE AND JACKIE O TOMORROW ON 2DAYFM!"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:39 (seventeen years ago)
hehe they got rid of the boring one! nice
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:39 (seventeen years ago)
Maria! Thank God for the strategy for getting rid of the dull ones first!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)
MARIAYOUR FUKN AWESOME
What a way to go
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:41 (seventeen years ago)
"WHAT YOU DID WAS A LOT MORE INSANER"
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:41 (seventeen years ago)
maria generally otm
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
'would ya loooooik sum caaaaaaik'
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
Tomorrow night! Fox hunting! Violence!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
it takes me five clicks to post bcz we're threadflooding so hard
OH GOD THERE IS GOING TO BE A SERIES 2 ALREADY
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
yay next series!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
host to an 'english hunt'? makes sense after they were hosts to a bunch of english cunts
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
^ must try harder
sorry
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
Give the chance, I thought their cunts would be host to a bunch of English...
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
OK I DIDN'T POST THAT
can't say i didn't think of something similar jim, kudos
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:47 (seventeen years ago)
Hope our Pommie friends get to see this.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:56 (seventeen years ago)
A bit more about our Zoe:
Q: What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?A: Passing out in my friend's bed and wetting myself. I didn't even know and kept sleeping.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:57 (seventeen years ago)
i think i might know her friend
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 16 February 2009 11:58 (seventeen years ago)
how do we feel about this in the cruel light of morning, i wonder
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)
DIRTY
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 00:43 (seventeen years ago)
but eager for more
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 00:46 (seventeen years ago)
this time with beer
(and hopefully in colour)
i have a buttcrack hangover
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 01:26 (seventeen years ago)
key ingredient, i feel
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 04:00 (seventeen years ago)
I'm shameless. Can't wait for more bare arses.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 08:57 (seventeen years ago)
It was the TALK OF THE OFFICE COOLER today.
I'm not sure what an office cooler is but there you go.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 08:58 (seventeen years ago)
i think it's a british word for 'mongrels thread'
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:00 (seventeen years ago)
Bloody poms!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:01 (seventeen years ago)
Oh and I have an inside scoop on who is going to win this whole shindig. I won't spoil the surprise just yet, through.
fiver on skye
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:10 (seventeen years ago)
Good telly.
What's the matter with Adam? The only difference between this and the English original is that these girls are slightly easier on the eyes.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 09:20 (seventeen years ago)
ready with beer, sadly still only b&w reception on nine
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:31 (seventeen years ago)
i don't know that it necessarily gains too much in colour
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)
decorated fuck dolls!!!
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:34 (seventeen years ago)
GET OFF ME SCREEN CHARLIE SHEEN
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:36 (seventeen years ago)
Maria's exit will never get old!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
Seriously, I've seen six pairs of arses before the opening credits.
"Oi, me Princ' Charmin'!"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:39 (seventeen years ago)
She means horses, not cock, girls!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
lol clapping girl
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)
come on love, you've touched a limp cock before
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
haw
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:43 (seventeen years ago)
DECORATED FUCKDOLLS!!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
"decorated fuck dolls" OTM!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
"Oi, I'm a proud Aussie, fuck youse!"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
she's got a good attitude
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
l0u1s jagg3r's Father, The Marquis Jagger and His Chap!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
marquis jagger gets mad tail, guaranteed
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
OHHHH THE STRIPPER IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
Nicole: not getting the point.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
what's there to do in ADL apart from a two day bender?
― Bored of Canada (S-), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
NO DON'T MAKE ZOE GO ON THE WAGON
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
If I saw Zoe at Mansions, I'd buy her a shot.
Disappointed at the lack of Adam here tonight.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
pfft, fuck "ladies" if they can't cavort in fields
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
I've been to ADL twice and found nothing to do either time
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
Like I give a shit. I live in Sydney, meng.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
Hereeeee's L. Jagger demanding his sausage rolls. It's the way to his heart.
Emily, a spoilt 18-year old from Melbourne!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
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I was not home. Now I am home but 'er indoors is watching All Saints.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
NOT ACCEPTABLE
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
Be a man and change the channel.
Your running commentary will suffice.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
I used to say "I went to Adelaide but it was closed" but then I went again.
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
dammit i got called away and missed the last half hour. luckily i have it on tape
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
Jagger is back from the hunt for tea! Oh no!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
aw sober zoe
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
xenophobic british scum
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
A HOOLIGAN!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
"Wars have been started for less."
three hunt dudes: "we enjoyed sarah, that was charming"dusty cunt: "outrage"
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
four clicks to xpost that
aw drinking zoe :(
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
lol i <3 zoe
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
ooh randy gent
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
"steeplechase"
Jagger's chaps are corrupting our young Aussie girls!!!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
Jagger: "Ruddy hell!"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
looooool nicole getting lost in her jumper!
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
Worst Backyard Stripper Ever.
the stripper equivalent of shredding clips
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
ahahaha, someone in my twitter feed meant to record all saints and taped this by accident.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:26 (seventeen years ago)
(if ever I become the kind of person to regularly talk about 'someone in my twitter feed' just fucking kill me orright)
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
omg
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
haw AND haw (xp)
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
OH LOOK WHO'S HERE
SO ANGRY!! An appalling act!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
LJ!!
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
You're just in time for this immensely wtf production.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
"Heavens above" sounded exactly like Wallace (& Grommit fame)
A Lexus?
xposr2
― Bored of Canada (S-), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
World War III was started by someone waving a miniature Australian flag during a hunt.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)
Emily is gone for being fucking dull.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
The English version of this was jawdroppingly, compellingly abysmal on every moral, televisual, or conceptual level, hope you guys have taken it the extra mile
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
Adam you can t0rrent this for LJ right?
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
ha xpost!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
aww don't send zoe home!!
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
we have taken it the extra mile
xxxxxxxxp it'll be torrented by someone, don't you worry
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
Louis it's the same show with the same school/cast/production staff, just Aussie bogans instead of Essex chix
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
complete blank! i agree. get rid of emily
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
now she's doing Graham Kennedy impersonations?
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
"Emily, you are a complete blank."
OTFM!!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
YAY!
YES CAAAAALLLED IT
Zoe lives to drink through fight another day.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
JUST SAY SHE'S RETARDED
Does it still have that repellent stuffy old bag enforcing the etiquette of the oppressive classes?
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
Oh yes.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:37 (seventeen years ago)
yep
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:37 (seventeen years ago)
so hang on when is the next episode? doesn't seem to be on next week
Next Tuesday, Jimbo!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
she's great! she looks like a chinchilla cat.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.masentertainment.com.au/img/davegray_menu.jpg
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
Did Dick? Dick Did!
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)
I guess this time it's not so much thinly-veiled class loathing as "lol Poms", would be down for watching
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)
I would have taken another drink for Billie's cleavage but I'd run out...
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:41 (seventeen years ago)
it's a bit "lol everyone"
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:42 (seventeen years ago)
^^ real talk
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
Well, I was gonna add "and lol bogan sheilas" but I figured I'd leave that to those that know better
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:44 (seventeen years ago)
Hope you come down under one day, LJ and use your knowledge of the local lingo on the ladies.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
*dusts off Bazza Pulls It Off*
(actually one of the better comic-books I've read)
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.enjoyfrance.com/images/stories/world/celebrities/hugh-grant.jpg
"Um, hello. My friends call me Louis...now I was just wondering if you...well, what I would like to say is...if I be so bold to put it...that you accompany me to drinks as 'me sheila'?"
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
There aren't any, er, um, 'bogans' at this do, are there? Oh, dunny!
― there's no antivote to (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 11:51 (seventeen years ago)
Speaking of Barry H, HB big man, we ride together my fair Dame
― Mequophidiophobia: fear of the beer snake (country matters), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)
lol, i fell asleep on the couch and missed this!!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
it repeats in the wee hours of monday morning i think
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:27 (seventeen years ago)
yesssssssss
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:59 (seventeen years ago)
Nine's website might have a catch-up thingo.
― "chinese coke prank" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:39 (seventeen years ago)
Emily speaks:
Q: Have you become a lady?A: I don't think I was there long enough to learn heaps of stuff. But they said, I sort of wasn't a ladette either, I was just sort of like lazy. Maybe I never needed to go in the first place. Well, that's what they said. I don't know.
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)
Emily who
Posted by: Doug, Ballarat, on 18/02/2009 9:49:10 AM
I bet your parents were really hoping you'd stay longer. Now you are taking up perfectly good oxygen in there house again.
― Bored of Canada (S-), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 04:37 (seventeen years ago)
Emily...speakes? C. Darwin would be so proud.
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 09:03 (seventeen years ago)
i just reenacted, 'you're trying to turn us into decorated fucktoys for the pleasure of men, mrs shrager,' for my sister who sadly missed watching it, that has to be one of the best lines ever said on australian television (that's as close as i can remember it).
― estela, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:09 (seventeen years ago)
put that on youtube = HITZ
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:14 (seventeen years ago)
i know! i can't wait to see it again. the way her voice rose tremulously when she said 'mrs shrager' was perfect, she reminded me slightly of the older sister in 'love serenade', which i love.
― estela, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:19 (seventeen years ago)
it's up there with cosima devito's exit speech when she quit australian idol due to throat nodules.
― estela, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:36 (seventeen years ago)
i reenacted that for my sister as well, in a hoarse regretful voice.
― estela, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
lol cosmia
Remember when she was going to be Australia's hottest popstar ever when she got rid of the nodules, and she got rid of the nodules and did a CHIIISEL cover and...*crickets*...
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
i have a faint memory of her beaming parents mortgaging their house to pay for that enterprise.
― estela, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 11:52 (seventeen years ago)
Really?
kinda lol but mostly sad
― The Loneliness of the Middle Order Batsman (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 12:07 (seventeen years ago)
I'd much rather watch this than the Oscars.
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Monday, 23 February 2009 08:02 (seventeen years ago)
― estela, Monday, 23 February 2009 08:18 (seventeen years ago)
i have beer in the fridge chilling in anticipation as we speak
― resident advice whore (haitch), Monday, 23 February 2009 12:12 (seventeen years ago)
COUNTING DOWN TO BARE ARSES
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:34 (seventeen years ago)
woo
shame i will have to do it sober
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:36 (seventeen years ago)
letting the team down
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:38 (seventeen years ago)
well i suppose i could have a glass of red
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:45 (seventeen years ago)
fingers crossed for a surprise estela visit tonight btw
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:05 (seventeen years ago)
I would be on a tram in Fitzroy wouldn't I
― we r from twitteronia, we connect (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:22 (seventeen years ago)
(there are 10 noisy ladettes further down the tram, if that counts)
― we r from twitteronia, we connect (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:23 (seventeen years ago)
here we go
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
Maria's exit will NEVER get old.
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:36 (seventeen years ago)
^
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:36 (seventeen years ago)
drahhhhstic
― `, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
(hmm that was me)
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
Afternoon Tea Challenge Makeover!
Gay Hairdresser!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
phowar stripper shots
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:39 (seventeen years ago)
cut sick!!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:39 (seventeen years ago)
"I've never met a stripper!"
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
Your running commentary will be my salvation on this HORROR TRAM RIDE FROM HELL.
― we r from twitteronia, we connect (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
She came from a foster home? OK, give her the series win already.
Even the teachers are teary about that!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)
whoa who's the bobcut? WS '09
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)
YOU LOOK LIKE A FRIKKEN LADY!!
yew look like a fricken LAAHHHHHYDEY
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
NEXT: down the pub!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
zoe could belch at an olympic level
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:43 (seventeen years ago)
WS bobcut ladette and belching zoe
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
ooh we get to meet LJ's mater
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
hmmm i can appreciate zoe on many levels but not that one unfortunately
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
lol skye
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
"make no mistake, these women will be judging these girls"
yeah it's england, no shit
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
the skye buttsecks clip is also timeless
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
haha i remember the tea nonsense from the australian princess thing
where's paul burrell now????
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
Dorm inspection!!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
PORNOGRAPHY!!!!
pornography!
naughty bianca
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
Beeyanca's porn!!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
goon monster
from the 'gong
The 'Gong's 23 year old Boxing Beeyanca, the goon monster, daughter of a garbo!
Tastefully!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
what does nudity do for your personality? there's a question for the ages
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
Beeyanca gets expelled tonight, I'm calling it.
NO DONT BURN IT
nooooo
the lads love it
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
Zoe fucks two scally boys then?
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
(I hope not)
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha 'the rallying call'!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
negative floral associations
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
too much red bull in that scene for my liking
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
Wait, they didn't tell us why they didn't go to the theatre or the cinema?
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
no booze at the cinema
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
tarts! lol
pretty fancies..
PRETTY FANCIES
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
would eat all these tarts
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
ON MY WICK!!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
she should keep her wick to herself frankly
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
the slow talking teacher reminds me a bit of the way christine mcvie talks
Sarah needs her lady haircut back
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
yr not the only one there who's done so many fuck-ups, love
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
snow!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
zoe being adorable <3
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
i'm surprised they don't enforce pyjamas
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
Lady Jagger is coming to High Tea!
"swans that have been crack whores all their life"!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
How does Isla Fisher get to star in a Hollywood film? I mean she was in HOME AND AWAY once, rite.
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
Damn these advertisements!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
she is hot, you must admit
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
These girls are going to serve up more food poisoning than Friday Night Mexican at The Hoey.
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
tricks to marry a lord!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
lol "trick"
"some pretty special party trick" *pop pop*
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
looooool "marry a lord" "party trick"
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
yes WS Isla Fisher especially when she was crazy in H&A (xp)
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
sarah's no sara lee
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
those danishes look more like pizzas
NO PUFF!!
just dress like that, it's okay, really
― I Was A Taoist Intellectual (sic), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
why hello mrs j4gger
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
Lady Jagger is NOT impressed!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
lol torture instruments
oh dear skye and beeyanca
lol modern equipment
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
GOT SOME GREY TEA
need screenshot of the teachers with the cans on for photoshoppery
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
bianca is totes going home
i never told them to slice a scone!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
dismal!!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
Kristen is WS bobcut girl then!
kristin <3
would spill this tea
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
paisley dress!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
de-port-tation!
loooool deportation
If my daughter was a stripper...
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
lol zoe will be GOLD
that is the hardest scone i have ever seen, outstanding
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
ahh zoe
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
rofl herpes ad
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
would give zoe a hard scone
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
you cut the scones!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)
YOU CUT THE SCONES WHO TOLD YOU TO CUT THE SCONES
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
they do have a point there, who cuts scones seriously
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
fucken they're sluts can you give me a lighter
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
kristen so cuet
presentable is an understatement
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
ah shit they said she had no personality, not looking good
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
Should have said "exotic dancer".
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
is she human or is she dancer
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
I still say Beeyanca is going.
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
saying she's here to win, not to change
she's a goner
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)
YOU KNOW!
ZOE!!
Drunken cavorting!
LARDY-DARDY-BLOODY-DA!!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
final four prediction: sarah, nicole, skye, zoe
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
haha zoe is hilarious but she's clearly thick as pigshit
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
no dont go to AA
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
NOOOOOOO
still WS Zoe no matter what
interview with kristYn
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,25060090-5012990,00.html
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:27 (seventeen years ago)
decision time!
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
love how zoe gets singled out every week
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
i reckon it's down to her and skye
bye bye beeyanca
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)
you dont know me at all!
She did too well!
kristyn's gone next week
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)
hahah 'they're fuckwits the teachers'
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
"Aw, they're fuckwits!"
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
Oooh, a bet!
*waits for the exhibition*
the food was SHIT
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
no exhibition :(
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
o fuc they're making a turducken next week!!!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
Next time: Birds! Skye as School Prefect! Nicole gets shirty! Zoe is happy <3!
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
loooool turducken
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
and now... billie piper as sex worker
ws
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
I'm going to try to find out from work when they hold the next round of auditions.
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)
would not smash billie in that getup
are you planning on auditioning
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:37 (seventeen years ago)
no just picking up ladettes
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
canny ploy to pre-tap the talent
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
innit just
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 11:40 (seventeen years ago)
kbp, i have to watch this an hour later than you because of no daylight saving in stubborn qld.
― estela, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:25 (seventeen years ago)
i was wondering on the tram this morning whatever happened to kylie booby
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 01:35 (seventeen years ago)
ladette to lad
― jergins, Wednesday, 25 February 2009 05:03 (seventeen years ago)
jergins to JERKins
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:26 (seventeen years ago)
pato to panto
― we r from twitteronia, we connect (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 06:40 (seventeen years ago)
guys i am gonna have a season finale party at my place
― resident advice whore (haitch), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 23:54 (seventeen years ago)
― juicy sweet are (electricsound), Thursday, 26 February 2009 00:30 (seventeen years ago)
half tempted to fly down for that
― www.morrissey-cock.com (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 February 2009 01:11 (seventeen years ago)
ladette to ladyboy?
― linh (jergins), Thursday, 26 February 2009 21:12 (seventeen years ago)
have to hop off the Ladette train this week, going to see the Jaxx instead
― Bernard's Butter (sic), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:17 (seventeen years ago)
^^ SB'd
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 March 2009 09:04 (seventeen years ago)
Look, if it was a decent act, fair enough. But...Basement Jaxx?
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 March 2009 09:38 (seventeen years ago)
(jokes bruv)
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
I wonder why I'm watching this. Maybe it's time to get a life?
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:34 (seventeen years ago)
I guess it can wait an hour, through. Looking forward to Skye as prefect.
well i'm taping it
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:34 (seventeen years ago)
SO ANGHGRY
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
GUNNA BE A SAUSAGEFEESST
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:36 (seventeen years ago)
"Makes like I got booowbs!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
better not read this thread for spoilers
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
(til afterwards)
Because this is the kind of show that has shocking twists and turns you can't see coming.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
Kristyn plots Skye's downfall. Huh.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:39 (seventeen years ago)
"A long way from toast with vegemite!"
They're introducting someone out of the Big Four. That means they're getting eliminated this week.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:41 (seventeen years ago)
Skye is cracking down on the drinking. Haw!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
No one is takin' me seriously!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
Yay! Binge drinking in the bathroom!
That L. Jagger going "Ruddy hell!" never gets old. Never.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
Skye got BUSTED!
SO ANGHRGRYGRHRGHRYYY
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
Sure everyone can't be at Basement Jaxx or Impro or whatever Jimbo is doing? HAAAITCH WHERE ARE YOU I CAN'T SO THIS SOLO AND SOBER
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
JASPER CORBETT!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
Hello, wine tastin'!
"Now Zoe...let's see...if you can...remain sooober..."
Jasper is working the magic on the girls.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
Piss up AND ZOE GOES FOR IT YAHHHHH
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
"Zoe...you're very drunk!"
"I knoooooow!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
Haw, everyone is hungover.
"IT'S LIKE A MOOORGUE!"
"She needs some help."
JEEZ DO YOU THINK
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
Dorm inspection! Skye is doomed!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
Jasper's booze got stolen! Ruddy hell!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
Morning of the dinner party and yet the old hag is still searching for Jasper's missing booze in every nook and cranny.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
"Ah, maybe they were letting it breathe!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
DAMNING EVIDENCE
lol skye u fucked it up
HOW DEVIOUS!!
Ironing? Haven't done that before.
Polishing? Only knobs.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
Skye = worse than Stalin
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
lol sarah out on a fag break
Gastronomic work of art!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
"Is this the pottin' spoon?"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
I say Kristyn is going tonight because she's the last one there not part of the Big Four and doesn't have any crap redemption stories like being a stripper, or an alcoholic, or a butch type or a dumb blonde slut.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
L. Jagger and his society guests are arriving!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
Lady Brockelbank, Sir Benjamin Slade!
Lady Brockelbank is looking to marry her son off! Haw!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)
"You will never have to learn to cook if you can afford someone!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
"The best meal I've had...in a month!"
"It's not really good enough! Sitting out here all this time...twenty minutes!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
Souffle is fantastic!
The dinner party is a triumph! Zoe stays off the piss! Surely something must fuck up!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
No? Jeez.
Doesn't Kristyn totally look like ILX's Abbott with that hair?
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
lol zoe urinating outside
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
REDEMPTION!!!1!
I've behaved meself SO WELL!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
"SUCH A SLUT!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
WAIT THEY ELIMINATED ZOE
WAHT
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)
WAAAAAHT
Oh well, I guess Sober Zoe doesn't equal ratings.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
All tears, no drama! Boo!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
Next: Masked Ball! "I'm shittin' meself!" A Real Prince!
sorry pato i nodded off and missed this :(((((
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:32 (seventeen years ago)
^^ lightweight
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 13:38 (seventeen years ago)
in other news, the Jaxx were awesome
― Bernard's Butter (sic), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 22:23 (seventeen years ago)
in other news, i forewent impro and went to bed early
― punk is deady brewster (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 22:49 (seventeen years ago)
jaxx are down here tonite i think, if i weren't broek as a joek i'd go
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:38 (seventeen years ago)
hock a kidney, it was really really great
easily in the top five gigs I've EVER been to at the Enmore in the last 12 months
― Bernard's Butter (sic), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 06:53 (seventeen years ago)
how many gigs have you been to at the enmore in the last 12 months
― w/ sax (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 08:47 (seventeen years ago)
probably ten or so? three just in January. but two of those were Grace Jones.
― Bernard's Butter (sic), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:31 (seventeen years ago)
Jaxx are great if you are into overrated House duos of smug Londoner cunts!!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
PS: this is good a time as any to post pictures of Grace Jones' arse.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
PPS: Teenage Transsexuals??
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
Kind of disappointed with the Australian version of this, they seem so tame. The American version on now has the same old people plus the Miss USA/America that did coke.
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7562/screenshotx.png
― svend, Thursday, 5 March 2009 05:00 (seventeen years ago)
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 March 2009 09:09 (seventeen years ago)
YOU CHANGED THE BOARD DESCRIPTION WHO TOLD YOU TO CHANGE THE BOARD DESCRIPTION
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 March 2009 09:10 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahahaha
― w/ sax (electricsound), Sunday, 8 March 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
Hey, I didn't say that I disliked it!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 March 2009 11:18 (seventeen years ago)
well good
― w/ sax (electricsound), Sunday, 8 March 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
I HOPE some people can turn up tonight.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 08:14 (seventeen years ago)
yair i'll be here
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 08:56 (seventeen years ago)
betting the miner goes home tonite
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:05 (seventeen years ago)
Could be Kristyn considering they didn't push her until she got the bobcut.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:28 (seventeen years ago)
Or Skye because...dumb blonde slut storyline can only go so far.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:29 (seventeen years ago)
true but she has been creating drama xpost
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:29 (seventeen years ago)
nar skye's my tip to win
Well, you're RONG.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:31 (seventeen years ago)
It's FIRST royal visitor! I'm shittin' meself!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:35 (seventeen years ago)
what do you talk to a prince about?
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
OMG a minor Prince from some inbred royal family who haven't been in power for 300 years is coming oh shiiiiit
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
Hodapp they do a Dennis Lillee and go "G'Day, Ma'am, how ya' goin'" like he did to The Queen.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
lol @ the note taking
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
You stand LIKE A PENGUIN!!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:39 (seventeen years ago)
who's the stroke victim with the teachers
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
bondage gear
Posture and bust correction harness
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
Black Pudding!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
black pudding mmmm
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
Twenty will be staying over and your job is to suck a few of them off cook breakfast for them!
uh oh BUSTED
didn't notice the tatt til now
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:43 (seventeen years ago)
haha 'sausage variety'
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:44 (seventeen years ago)
lol excited
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:44 (seventeen years ago)
"That's how I like me penis!"
that's how i like my penis!!
familiar territory it would seem
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
Definitely for Nicole.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
"I didn't know making sasuages was such a sexual thing!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
"She doesn't want to fry-up to end up...a cock-up."
lololol
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
I know they've been away from boys for awhile...but deep throating a sausage??
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
That's Spanish, not Italian!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
"The Prince may well get more than he bargained for..."
They're talking about STDs, right?
I hope someone gets the "Ruddy Hell" clip up on YouTube so I can post it in every L. Jagger Cricket Thread.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
i'll see what i can do
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:49 (seventeen years ago)
"Possession of illegal ammunition..."
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
haha
she seems to be the only one who has actually changed
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
Kristyn could pull it off lolololol
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
IT'S JUST A NICE HAIRCUT JIM
hahaha 'what's wrong with sayin to the prince g'day mate how ya goin'
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
L. Jagger and his chap are here to take the girls to the pub!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:52 (seventeen years ago)
off to the pub with bill and hamish
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
uncensored views of englishmen! ooOOoo
FUCKING FAGGOTS hahahahahahahah
"I think you are FUCKIN' FAGGOTS!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
lol never get rid of kristyn
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
oh great skye is being a killjoy
LJ trying to get the gels into bed
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
skye's cross voice cracks me up so much
no aussie tang for the lads tonite
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
"this car's got boobies!"
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
Jagger and chap are disappointed they didn't get a quick suckoff out the back.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
skye has saved the day!
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:56 (seventeen years ago)
Why would there be a sheep hiding under the sink in a model home?
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
yay snow
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
skye digs spotty
Wait, Skye wants to root L. Jagger, the young Rugby-playing trainee doctor?
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
making beds for the bachelors! with a special surprise inside
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
Flashbacks of previous gangbangs for Nicole.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
lol nicole can't trust herself
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:01 (seventeen years ago)
Shittin' myself!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
after i've spoken to an italian.. i think i'll be excited
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
Dangerous liaisons! A whiff of romance!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
spilled whiskey in my keybaord and missed opportunity for dom zing
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
considered changing my screen name last week to 'URBANE DOM PASSANTINO'
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
How apt that we have an advertisement for Herpes awareness during the break.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:08 (seventeen years ago)
it's the pwince
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:09 (seventeen years ago)
skye consults the autocue
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
I think she just said "Michael DiVentuto".
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
the dahncing will commence!
i'd solo waltz with kristyn amirite
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
^^
Hope this dude burns his arse on the candles.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:11 (seventeen years ago)
Looked like we were watchin' a mooooovie!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:12 (seventeen years ago)
The Prince fancies Nicole...wait until she finds out she's an EXOTIC DANCER!!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
he finds out whateva
He looks like a FUCKIN' FAGGOT.
ooo romance
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
aww dancing in the snooow
'just fuck each other and get it over with'
"Can you both just fuck each other and get it over and done with!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:14 (seventeen years ago)
Jagger seeks refuge in the company of other men!
'you're all a bunch of faggots, you know you are'
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
"You are all a bunch of faggots!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
ruh-roh, shraeger on the warpath
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:15 (seventeen years ago)
skye gets into bed with dude!!
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
lol single bed
gotta make do with wotcha got
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
S-S-S-S-Single Bed!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:16 (seventeen years ago)
hay you're not old enough to remember that song
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:17 (seventeen years ago)
WHERE'S SARAH??
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
sarah missing
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:19 (seventeen years ago)
dudes have trashed their room
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:20 (seventeen years ago)
looooooool sarah under the bed
came in to wake the boys up!
May have had a snifter or two of port.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
i note the ladies haven't been forced to give up the fags
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
brilliant evasive move over the bed there
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:21 (seventeen years ago)
sarah's losing it
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
The milk's curdling as I speak haw haw haw!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:22 (seventeen years ago)
'the whole situation's just a crock of shit!'
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
"We're a little bit worried just in case of anything we did."
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:24 (seventeen years ago)
That blonde posh boy = "I think you're a FUCKIN' FAGGOT!!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:26 (seventeen years ago)
Another turbulent week!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
sarah is totes gone
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:28 (seventeen years ago)
The last expulsion before graduation week. I guess Haitch is partying next week!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:29 (seventeen years ago)
"You need to get a personality!"
HELLO SHE HAS A BOBCUT
So disgusted!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
haha 5 to 3!
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:30 (seventeen years ago)
RUBBISH! YOU KEPT ME UP TO FIVE TO THREE!
"She's just a bitch, mate!"
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)
fuc orf sarah
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
BAM she's gone
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)
Sarah is gaaaawn!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
"I think I screwed it up by gettin' on the piss!"
YOU THINK??
profiterole disaster
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:33 (seventeen years ago)
NEXT WEEK: Their FInal Test! Real Ladies!
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
yep looks like next week is the final
better start stockin the pantry h man
― w/ sax (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:34 (seventeen years ago)
profiteroles and homemade sausages, here i come
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:38 (seventeen years ago)
Get Jasper Corbett to supply the booze.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 11:43 (seventeen years ago)
man looks like it was a good one, someone youtube a highlights reel
― Bernard's Butter (sic), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 23:19 (seventeen years ago)
http://news.theage.com.au/breaking-news-national/women-drinking-to-excess-a-turnoff-20090311-8uuz.html
― w/ sax (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 03:12 (seventeen years ago)
US Study :). Anyways Sky/Skye or whatever was the only good looking girl. Yep.
― svend, Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:19 (seventeen years ago)
no wai
― w/ sax (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 04:31 (seventeen years ago)
You know what? We haven't heard the magic words "Zoo" or "Ralph" yet. Maybe after Tuesday, I guess.
― Non-Homosexual Male Fan Of Kate Bush (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 15 March 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
STOKED FOR THE MADNESS
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)
Since Haitch and Jim are partying down, I guess I am doing this solo!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:22 (sixteen years ago)
Four weeks ago, an ambitious experience began!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:33 (sixteen years ago)
Maria's arse again!
Three are to be presented to society. Well!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)
She was LAUNCHED into society!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
A bunch of dogs dragged out of a ditch!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
No way Nicole is 21, btw. Closer to 31, surely.
Deportment with Lady Devonport!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:38 (sixteen years ago)
Lady Devonport seems less hateful than the rest of the League of Women Fascists.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
"Fuckin' intense."
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:40 (sixteen years ago)
Speeches!!
"I didn't kiss any boys!"
"...just a woman!"
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:41 (sixteen years ago)
Next on Channel Nine: BRIDEZILLAS!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
The girls parents will be at the debutante ball...except Nicole who has no family. Whoops.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)
I would prefer a drinking contest to this nonsense.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
KRISTYN IS A WINNAR
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
"The best meal I've had...in a month!" never gets old as well.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
holy shiiiit they are making THAT?
"Nicotines?"
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
"Caramel can harden in an instant."
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
YEAH WELL THEY'D KNOW ABOUT THAT RITE
"She finds herself in a sticky situation."
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
Kristyn has a very good topping!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
Nicoooole wins.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
Last supper before they leave FOREEEEVER
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:01 (sixteen years ago)
"Houses don't come like in Ladette Land!"
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
Teeara's!
Ian Carmichael, the Royal Family's gay hairdresser!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
Skye is hoping to fuck the young Dr. Jagger tonight!
Our gay hairdresser is rolling his eyes at that.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
Brian and Trudee!
Loorane and Dean!
And...oh yeah, she was a foster kid.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
A Flock of Jaggers.
Lady Colin Campbell! Lady Henrietta Rouse!
lol hiding the tatts
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
Automative Mechanics!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
You can't have you daughter-in-law doing automotive mechanics!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)
AND HEEERE THEY ARE
Skye's muuuuum is in tears!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
Kristyn's stepdad is...er...
Nicole gives the bouquet to teacher. What a political ploy!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
oh no sarah has broken in with a message from the foster sister
NOT DONE FOR THE CAMERAS
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
Speech! Speech!
You'd think Kristyn's stepdad would own at least one buttoned shirt for court appearances.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
YES WE KNOW SHE GREW UP IN FOSTER HOMES GIVE HER THE FUCKING PRIZE ALREADY
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
Kristyn's stepdad is giving off a massively crepey vibe rite now.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
Nicole wins because it's the better redemption story and will play well on A Current Affair tomorrow night! Huzzah!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)
Celebrations! Lucky they're wearing white, it will cover the stains well.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)
"In many ways..she's the Australian dream..."
oh they get a PLAQUE
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)
"Now she is a lady...she must learn NOT TO CRY!"
WAIT WHAT A REUNION EPISODE
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)
ONE LAST SURPRISE
PARTY AT HAITCH'S FOR TWO TUESDAYS IN A ROW!!!!!!
But now...Bridezillas.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)
"I paid for yo shoes and give yo a free ride to Arkansas!"
party was a success
good time had by all
― Bad, Bad Memories of a Good Time (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)
cept for travesty of a result, obv. "them doors", i mean fucken really!!!
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:39 (sixteen years ago)
Saw it on the stands yesterday.
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
hahaha
― resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 23:05 (sixteen years ago)
DIdn't get home from work until after nine but I'm here and ready for the REUNION.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)
PS a co-worker offered to give me SPOILERS and I REFUSED them.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:28 (sixteen years ago)
Another co-worker went to uni with Skye! She dropped out because she was getting too drunk all the time!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)
Three months!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
Off to the convict colony then! Stock footage!
"Our faces...on the back of taxis?"
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
"I don't want to see bare midriffs...I want to make sure there is underwear on..."
i'm saving it to watch later when i can be boozed up
― Bad, Bad Memories of a Good Time (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
disappointed but fair enough
oh no teh rocks
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:40 (sixteen years ago)
Zoe! The Stripper brought flowers! Kristyn gone blonde? Sarah almost looks female!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:41 (sixteen years ago)
Remember when Sarah started World War III?
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
DECORATED FUCK DAWWWLLS
Zoe looks quite animated today.
Never mind Sarah's redemption. Where's the other, slutty half of these young ladees?
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
OH GREAT Sarah's Dead Sister had two kids.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
An Orgy of Rule Breaking!!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
"My workmates reckon oi scrubbed up orright!"
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
Next: Skye has a bone to pick! But first: another look at Skye's boobs.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)
Let us take you back to Skye's romance with Medical Student, L. Jagger.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)
Skye is back in Brissy with a job! And she's...drinking!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:01 (sixteen years ago)
Having cybersex with L. Jagger!
And to think Jagger's been posting about his traumatic breakup for months </Pato>
ha ha xpost
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
had to read the thread first, slowed me down
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
What can I say, I'm a huge fan of kicking a bloke when he's down.
Next: we catch up with Zoe!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
Zoe cooked for her mum!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
lol only five have turned up
bet only five were invited
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
Probably. It's a shame, we could have seen Maria's arse again.
Let us take you back to Zoe's relationship with drinks and hangovers and scally boys.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
lol pissing in the doorframe
Zoe moved back to Cairns and left her slacker lifestyle back in Adelaide! She is looking after puppies and exercising!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
Zoe drinking in moderation!
Coming up: Kristyn's turn-around raises a lot of suspicions!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
If Jim was watching in real-time, he'd have something to say about Kristyn and "raising".
She is looking after puppies and exercising!
I'll give her some exercise while looking after her puppies
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
^^ that's what i'm talkin' 'bout
Kristyn is very blonde now so that's a minus.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
"She scared the shit out of me!"
SEE THE BRUNETTE BOBCUT WAS WOT WON IT
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
Seriously, this is 2009. Brunette >> Blonde. Get with the times, Kristyn.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
Certain behavioral problems!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
Back in Perth, Kristyn is now working in a garage...on the phones. Oh, but she still wants to be a mechanic.
She's drinking...a bit.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
Kristyn hasn't changed at all. Hmmmm.
Maybe I'm a bit slow but I don't think she's even Logie-award winning acting material.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
Oh look, our winner. The Stripper with a heart of gold from a foster home!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)
Nipples! Arses!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
"RUDDY HELL!"
SOMEONE *PLEASE* PUT THAT GUY ON YOUTUBE
Less stories about DOCS workers, more clips of Jagger going "Ruddy Hell!" please!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)
But back in Sydney...it wasn't going to be easy to escape a life of drinking and stripping!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)
Which I know all about.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)
Nicole is doing a horty cultua course!
Where's the SHOCKING TWIST? I thought we would have one?
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)
Wait, that was it?
There was NO SHOCKING TWISTS OR SURPRISES!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder if Maria, Emily and Bianca were watching tonight.
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
What a boring episode. Show needed a bitch slap or something.
― svend, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 01:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/national/nines-ladettes-big-boobboo-20090325-9aid.html
― Bad, Bad Memories of a Good Time (electricsound), Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)
that's more like it
― prince of PLURsia (haitch), Thursday, 26 March 2009 00:32 (sixteen years ago)
TITS OUT AT THE SEBEL AND ON GEORGE STREET!!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!!
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 26 March 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/national/screaming-mooning-lecturer-jailed-20090327-9dxj.html
― estela, Friday, 27 March 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)
llbdette
― estela, Friday, 27 March 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)
One staff member said in a victim impact statement that he was so affected by stress because of her actions that he had started going bald.
^^ raw
― prince of PLURsia (haitch), Friday, 27 March 2009 14:31 (sixteen years ago)
bollocks
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Friday, 27 March 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)
i watched half of the first episode. i really just wanted to see them peeing on the road.
― I wish I was the royal trux (sunny successor), Saturday, 28 March 2009 02:11 (sixteen years ago)
Unsurprising developments: http://www.illawarramercury.com.au/news/local/news/general/ladette-to-ladys-bianca-stevens-in-zoo-lingerie-shoot/1461638.aspx
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 April 2009 08:11 (sixteen years ago)
Season Two sounds promising even through the tranny didn't make the callback: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/795808/transgender-a-no-go-for-ladette-to-lady
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 April 2009 08:13 (sixteen years ago)
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 5 April 2009 18:11 (2 days ago)
Pretty unsurprising, yeah:
― IRL Consequences by Godley & Creme (sic), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 09:31 (2 weeks ago)
― Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
OH ALRIGHT
― Blancmange Is Playing At My House (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 11:43 (sixteen years ago)
This is on British tv now, they are too cheap for their own I guess.
― svend, Wednesday, 3 June 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
Really?? What channel is it on over there?
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:25 (sixteen years ago)
Exciting news for Wollongong...
Despite having no previous involvement in politics, Ms Stevens said she did have some ideas to make Wollongong a more vibrant city.
"I would vote we make a mad drive-in cinema, it would be sick," she said.
"And I think that we should bring back $2.50 drinks on weekends to encourage people to come out more and socialise."
― "too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 07:36 (sixteen years ago)
I somehow read Arthur Rorris as Rolf Harris
― ambience chaser (S-), Wednesday, 3 June 2009 08:06 (sixteen years ago)
BREAKING NEWS ON SEASON 2: Ladettes threaten publicity strike
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)
According to the report, contestants are demanding up to $5000 each from Nine.
It claims Nine slash Ladette budget by 30% and that two production crew quit the show within the first week, upset about the treatment of the contestants.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
that's 2,500 bottles of queen adelaide per contestant
― the godwin grech from the hilarious "harry potter" books (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)
If it was really that cheap, I'd be pissed 24/7.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)
A wine made by Fosters, how bad could it possibly be?
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)
To be fair, Fosters seemingly own half of the Barossa Valley and McLaren Vale these days.
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 11:52 (sixteen years ago)
If you want to be a knob you have to drink Clare Valley or Coonawarra or Adelaide Hills.
mclaren vale all the way here
― you! me! posting! (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)
I'm from McLaren Vale way, y'know. I worked a couple of summers at Woodstock Winery!!
― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:08 (sixteen years ago)
EXCITING NEWS
Aussie Ladette to Lady Returning on 20 October
― N-N-Nineteen Not Out (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 8 October 2009 10:25 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.tvtonight.com.au/wp-content/uploads/l2l3.jpg
^^^ will easily be the most annoying ladette of the new series
fuckin a
― sound of contusion (electricsound), Thursday, 8 October 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)
― Dandy Don Draper (sic), Thursday, 8 October 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
am so into this after last night's pitched testimonials
― jergins, Thursday, 8 October 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)
NEW LADETTES previewed in NW magazine out now!
― Dandy Don Draper (sic), Monday, 12 October 2009 08:58 (sixteen years ago)
who's your favourite so far
― sound of contusion (electricsound), Monday, 12 October 2009 09:43 (sixteen years ago)
it's a sorry blow that because we don't have daylight saving i have to watch this an hour later than the rest of you.
― estela, Monday, 12 October 2009 09:50 (sixteen years ago)
only 8 sleeps
― sound of contusion (electricsound), Monday, 12 October 2009 09:58 (sixteen years ago)
kind of a mongy bunch tbh
― sound of contusion (electricsound), Monday, 12 October 2009 10:01 (sixteen years ago)
how do you define mongy.
― estela, Monday, 12 October 2009 10:06 (sixteen years ago)
seemingly lacking in that je ne sais quoi that several of the previous ladettes posessed
― sound of contusion (electricsound), Monday, 12 October 2009 10:08 (sixteen years ago)
also oogly
Doing some "research" on the "ladettes" now as I "read" their "biographies" on the official website.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:15 (sixteen years ago)
With a string of jobs behind her, Jessica started stripping last February to combine two of her favourite past-times – dancing and being nude.
Can't wait for Ladette to Lady to start!Posted by: Kamirah, Canberra A.C.T, on 3/10/2009 3:55:21 PMHow long till this show starts? I tried out but didn't make it.I want to try out next year again.I am going for Jess for the win because I am also working in the sex industry.I hope you win Jess! Go Jess!!!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:16 (sixteen years ago)
Kaila knows she makes the wrong decisions, like going to her Year 12 graduation dressed in pants and a T-shirt.
That's right up there with the time I took smack.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)
She considers comedian Russell Brand to be her male equivalent and she hopes Aussie Ladette to Lady will help her control her swearing, quit smoking and give her an appreciation of wine.
"Awwwww, I wanna know what kinda goon bag you take when you hang out at the Queen's place, Ms Shrager!"
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:19 (sixteen years ago)
"I want to be a chick and stop swearing. For me clothes just get in the way of a good time."
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)
lesbian stripper broke up with her stripper girlfriend who got her to start stripping coz she was a bad influence, with the stripping
― Dandy Don Draper (sic), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:47 (sixteen years ago)
GOD I HOPE SO
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 12 October 2009 12:48 (sixteen years ago)
Full cast photo in Herald guide today looks like they're all 17-yr old bimbos. No feisty miner tom-men here...
― RAPTOBER (sic), Sunday, 18 October 2009 22:08 (sixteen years ago)
;_;
― get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Sunday, 18 October 2009 22:24 (sixteen years ago)
one chick is throwing "the shocker" hand sign (not the lesbian btw)
― RAPTOBER (sic), Monday, 19 October 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
i am already appalled and there's hours to go yet.
― estela, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
o shi this is tonite, gotta set myself a reminder
― get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)
"Shaaazza, I'm fully stoked!!"
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)
Getting this taped – don’t have reliable Ch9 reception this week, nor home internets, so I’d miss the fun of liveblerging anyway.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:50 (sixteen years ago)
was gonna go beer free due to health problems but i guess it is the premiere...
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 05:58 (sixteen years ago)
^^ true blue aussie legend
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:17 (sixteen years ago)
personally i was gonna suggest keeping the powder dry for the finale!!
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:27 (sixteen years ago)
maybe i will get festive for the finale
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)
nice sn btw
^ look who's talking, was going to post "lady let jim love your cunt" on 'finest' but haven't had time to find it
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)
when is final ep, we should try and coordinate some kind of group watching
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 07:05 (sixteen years ago)
beer is at the ready
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)
stoked for the madness
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)
Look at that car wash technique!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
no crack yet
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
simply disgusting!!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:40 (sixteen years ago)
opening credits largely indistinguishable from last season
BUTTFUCKING ALREADY!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:41 (sixteen years ago)
huge amounts of simulated buttsex
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
i already have a favourite
i'm not mate, i'm mrs schraeger!!
i just want to go to the fuckin toilet!
sweet tatts, dad
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
missing it!
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
is it on right now?
GONE TOO FAR
taping it
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)
buttcrack!!!!
fake boobs!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:45 (sixteen years ago)
FAKE BOOBS
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:45 (sixteen years ago)
place bets on sex toys in bags
i didn't think it could get any worse.. it has. it just has.
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)
strip search!
ok got it. what have i missed?
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)
"I don't wanna get naked, I don't have a problem but some girls do!"
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
ooh
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
jessica the shameless stripper
"DO I MAKE YOU HORNY BABY?"
nudie car wash
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
phowar what a car wash!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
surgical piercing (removal) klinik
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
firm hands, hey
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
Crazy Lauz is unamused at liveblogging
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)
:(
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
"what's a garden party?"
List of L. Jaggers??
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
well-bred young gentlemen!!!
unban louis
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS STUFF BEFORE!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
haha she's never seen a spoon before
I ASKED FOR A BOILED EGG!!
JUST DO A FRIED EGG
JUST DO A FRIED EGG!!!
loooooool nose picking
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
terrorise people, vandalise shit
somebody's trying too hard
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
This "fit" 23-year-old...
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
"She has opinions."
"it's not a fuckin cycle path!! fuckin hell!!"
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
AND flatulence!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
flatulence is not a quality of a lady apparently
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
schraeger has shit grammar
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
It's *not* like crackers and cheese
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
what's gidday??
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
G'DAY HOW'S IT GOIN'??
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
she looks like a little gnome
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
lol vagina
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)
boobs
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
hey boys check these out!!
miner equivalent
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
HEY BOYS CHECK THESE OUT!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
holy shit we saw boobs and all
i thought the chubette might be the miner equivalent but i guess not
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
It's a hip, young L. Jagger with stubble!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
What a shocking twist!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
"You can use this on me anytime!"
"you can use this on me anytime"
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
snap
open bar!!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
They suuuuure cleared up.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
i swear on my mothers grave!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
progress?? they've only been there a day or so
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
Come on, we haven't seen tits there yet! Give 'em a break.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)
foul-mouthed scrubber
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
"Foul mouthed scrubber..."
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
"That's fucken gross!"
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
shari handles red meat like a pro
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
more crack
Here come the Jaggers!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)
will jagger like the tatts?
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)
haha they love the tatts
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
Enjoy yourselves, hey?
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
can they be trusted???
do i know what rhetorical means?
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
What a poor decision by the teachers that may possibly backfire.
unleash the inner ladette
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
good job! says louis
Scull! Scull!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
grace quickly diminishing..
nipple flash!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)
hair!
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)
"It's called a leg spreader...ooookaaaay..."
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)
JAGGER SAW BOOBIES!!
nipple flash #2
jagger's all hands
what is all this kissing about?
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
louis loves ladettes
"I love ladettes!"
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
i don't care if you farted in it, urinated in it, shat in it...
"I don't care of you farted in it, urinated in it, hat in it, I still gotta drink that grog!"
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)
ARSECRACK
poor squareface
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)
SIMPLY DISGUSTING!!
i just want my mum!!
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
Shrager going off!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
A public PEEP show!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
The level of an absolute SLUT!
public peep show
the level of an ABSOLUTE SLUT
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
hahahaha
a complete catalogue of insolence, rudeness..
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)
kayla is the skye of this season
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)
The RUDEST student we have ever met!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:32 (sixteen years ago)
somebody we haven't met properly will be going surely
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
you brought SHAME to us all
Farewell Latisha, we hardly knew ye.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
poor leticia
we hardly knew ye
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
ahahaha
I don't give a fuck about anybody!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
I still prefer Maria's barearsed first week exit.
there's still plenty of time for that
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)
racey english gents!
Some racy English gents!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)
"I do not have a crush on Louis!"
lool
i hope chubette stays for at least a few more episodes
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
^^ no comment required
I am very intrigued by the move from bare arsecrack to tit flashing this season.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
it's good to evolve
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)
That smug Jagger-esque character sort of complaining about girls referring to a cheap brand of white wine as "leg spreader" would be the night's top performer, if the girls didn't get the norgs out for all and sundry.
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 13:17 (sixteen years ago)
i fell asleep about when they arrived at the house and woke up just as leticia got banned.
― estela, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
You missed like TWO pairs of boobs!!
― "i find your antics mirthful and infectious" (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:25 (sixteen years ago)
and a couple of single ones
― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
Double page spread in the MX today with principal harbord giving her opinions on the girls. Contains SPOILERS!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 23 October 2009 08:16 (sixteen years ago)
spoil away
― undergrad lovers (electricsound), Friday, 23 October 2009 12:18 (sixteen years ago)
Left it on the train, still haven't watched the show
― RAPTOBER (sic), Saturday, 24 October 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)
I'm pissin' me pants!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
"Wet Pussy Shot from the cleavage!"
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:43 (sixteen years ago)
"Spew my rang up all day!"
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)
I don't understand that?
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)
BUTTFUCKING AGAIN
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)
Fuck Clothes, they get in the way of a good time!
More boobs!
loving perth girl
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
haven't seen first week yet!
She showed off norgs last week!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
S - spewing your ring means orally expelling the contents of your digestive system so thoroughly that you vomit your anus
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
she showed off norgs seconds ago!
"I've never actually made Gin and Tonic before!"
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
BUSTED
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
would smash, would drink her g&t
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
"back hime"
THET much gin and THET much tonic
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:49 (sixteen years ago)
"What does insolence even mean??"
looooool "what does insolence even mean?"
we have a philosopher on our hands
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
thnx sic
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
Getting too intellectual for my liking.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
still dying @ "wet pussy shot"
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
would drink bottle-sized wet pussy shot
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
WHAT WAS THAT??
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
Boobs!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
A++ nipples, would lez up for her
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
don't forget bum, pato
Another stripper with a heart of gold!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
srsly Colourbox cover with samples this time
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
lol "die of dehydration"
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:56 (sixteen years ago)
srsly Colourbox cover with samples this time?
more bumcrack!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
wedgie!
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
Weddddgie!!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
Jim will explain
would give Sharee a spanking amirite
YOU ARE SO RUDE!!
loooool "Keren's bottom has escaped punishment despite her bad attitude" in l0uis jagg3r voice
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
loool Mrs Shrager losing it at the lols!!!!
you haven't relayed a single etiquette tip:(
― estela, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
Sharee is the Queen of Tarts this season.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
estela you must exercise caution when exiting a sports car in a mini-skirt
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
protip
estela, don't show off your norgs.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)
don't laugh at Shrager when she makes a fool of herself
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:00 (sixteen years ago)
Samantha is into Charlie Jagger, eh?
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
"as a friendship"
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
so many rules.
― estela, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:05 (sixteen years ago)
"Oi just don't like dumb bitches!"
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:06 (sixteen years ago)
never thought a borat thong would show up.
"Well fuck... Bang"
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
surely telling lies is EXCEEDINGLY ladylike?!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:07 (sixteen years ago)
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
cynical burnt out shell of a lonely man (xp)
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
The dashing Charlie Jagger!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)
LOOOOOOOL "packing his lunchbox"
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
and "sitting in his cockpit," they're loving this
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
Sharlee will be sitting on Charlie Jagger's cockpit??
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
Mrs Shrager on the warpath!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
wonder how many times that line's been used across all series
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)
A real lady would never open a car door by herself!!
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
estela: NEVER open a car door by yourself
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
SO MANY CAR RELATED PUNS
Ignition (Ladette Remix)
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
was that a sheela-na-gig?
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
it was!
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
Foster mum looks like she ate 68 foster children.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)
poor shy Samantha :(
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
THE GUESTS TOLD HER TO SIT DOWN AND EAT THE FOOD AND SHE SAT DOWN AND ATE THE FOOD
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
THEY ALSO FORGOT THE CELERY SALT
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
AND THE BUTTER
estela: DO NOT eat with your guests at a picnic if they invite you to, even if you really really want to have a "pork pie" with them
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
Wait, did Charlie Jagger pork pie Samantha??
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)
HOW ABOUT WHOOPSADAISY??
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)
HOW ABOUT WHOOPSADAISY
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)
estela: EVERY time you're going to swear, instead say "Whoops-a-daisy!" instead.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
Or, instead.
disgustink
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
shame we didn't get to see Samantha serve Charlie Jagger a pork pie direct from the cleavage
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
lol at celery salt outrage still bubbling
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
Shame we didn't get to see Samantha serve Charlie Jagger a wet pussy.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
STONE FACED CHARMLESS GIRL
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
^^ otm btw
Whaaaaaat?
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)
oh no Samantha :(
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)
Why Samantha and not the Stone Faced Charmless Girl??
can't believe i just tuned in to see them kicking off the chubette >;(
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
Poor old Charlie Jagger is gonna miss out on pork pies.
― beloved ilx character (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
peace out bro
― Dags in Space (S-), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:40 (sixteen years ago)
YOU'RE WALKING LIKE A DUCK
didn't they already say that pork pies are unladylike?
would pork er pie amirite
who are we talking about, i need to catch up
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
estela: TURN. ORF. THE TEARS.
― RAPTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
jim: the chubette
good good
― any old tawny port in a storm (electricsound), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:43 (sixteen years ago)
lol, it's better watching this after reading the thread.
― estela, Tuesday, 27 October 2009 11:48 (sixteen years ago)
Watching first ep now, thraed is too long to load on phone and read along
― RAPTOBER (sic), Friday, 30 October 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
i don't think i've quite accepted being enough of a loser to liveblog this on my own
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 10:32 (sixteen years ago)
on now?
but I'm cooking.
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 10:34 (sixteen years ago)
IT"S SO FUCKING GAY
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
i see bobcuts
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
who knew someone could be so attached to looking like a scrut
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)
seriously if i went to some fancy do and they served cucumber sandwiches i'd take up smoking again just so i could butt out in the cucumber sandwiches
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
harriet j4gger! i didn't realise LJ's mum was on this
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
forgot this was on, lollllllll
― lad: "et tu, lady?" (haitch), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)
not really one of the more interesting episodes it must be said
― quaq quao, sweetie (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
Tried talking the girl through this episode but I may say, the material wasn't there.
Hasn't been anything to work with all season, tbqh.
― I am not a pervert ... I am an aesthete (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 12:08 (sixteen years ago)
I forgot to get it taped, glad to hear I didn't miss anything
― WRAPPEDTOBER (sic), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)
Who the hell casted this crap? Girls are really ugly this season and no booze. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz
― svend, Saturday, 7 November 2009 05:21 (sixteen years ago)
"TEEN STRIPPER Jessica has had a checkered history..."
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:37 (sixteen years ago)
Don't layyydes eat tacos or somethin'?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YA DOIN ITS NOT A FUCKEN CYCLE PATH
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:40 (sixteen years ago)
Wait, they don't mind killing off their crabs but draw the line at killing a lobster?
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:41 (sixteen years ago)
ah shit i missed the start
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:45 (sixteen years ago)
you never say dessert!! you call this course pudding
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)
You NEVER say dessert. This course is pudding!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
kelly is kinda cuet
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
no wait i don't know i really mean that
Jiiiiim!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, November 10, 2009 8:45 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
whoops-a-daisy you missed the start.
― estela, Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
Off to the pub!!
tits tits tits
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:50 (sixteen years ago)
did they nick glasses from the pub??
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
yup
great bogan tradition that is
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
kaila is also cuet
but only with the bobcut
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
why yes i have been drinking
We have ourselves quite the little Marxist here.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:53 (sixteen years ago)
you're so judgemental! and i don't like it at all!
i don't give a fuck what you are!!
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
SASSY
"I think you're an arsehole."
Haha, yessss!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
kaila has challenged the school's core values! the principal wants answers!
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:56 (sixteen years ago)
i'm exhausted! i'm confused! a little bit ashamed!
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
she's a dick!
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
i'd like you to oversee the stuffing
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
She's done fucken jackshit!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
I am in teh pub, is someone taping?
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
yeth
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:04 (sixteen years ago)
meat carver shari isn't used to this kind of joint
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
nice caramel cages
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
jessica is getting squiffy
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:12 (sixteen years ago)
life's never been fair!!!
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:19 (sixteen years ago)
"i would love to get rid of her... TODAY"
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:27 (sixteen years ago)
and it's.... kelly
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:33 (sixteen years ago)
huge loooooool at jessica's trembling lower lip
they should have got rid of me!!
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:34 (sixteen years ago)
toga! toga! toga!
next week looks like a cracker
cosign on dat
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:35 (sixteen years ago)
oh good, another 60 minutes to work out wtf is up with billie's mumbly accent
not sure secret call girl diary was calling for repeats
― blue lightning disco (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)
particularly considering stunt boobs
post dvd?
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2009 13:10 (sixteen years ago)
Final ep tonight, going to actually go home and watch it
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)
o shi i didn't c ur last post
is it too late to post
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 02:16 (sixteen years ago)
ha ha, kind of
put it all on youtube by 8.30
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)
final ep already???
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)
jesus that was quick
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)
bet it was rating rilly poorly
2 hour episode!
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:13 (sixteen years ago)
will there be another series y/n
(n)
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)
problems with this series
*bunch of ugmos*far less quotable quotes
*not enough l0u1s jagg3r
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
usual nine trick, flog horse into the ground through overexposure. people might still give a fuc about gordon ramsay if they played one series a year!
― BARRY ROUBAIX (haitch), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:15 (sixteen years ago)
*girls were complete personality vacuums, in contrast to prev series, surprisingly
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:17 (sixteen years ago)
ugly, lack of personality, ugly, lack of personality, too realistic, ugly, no quotable quote, lack of personality, ugly, lack of personality
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)
stop talking about my ex girlfriends
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)
chubby, lack of personality, chubby, lack of personality, listened to 90s indie, chubby
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:58 (sixteen years ago)
I've been too busy hopping on the Beauty & The Geek Australia bandwagon for all this anyway.
^ [whip noise]?
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:35 (sixteen years ago)
i was struggling to find an appropriate zing though i know there is one in there
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:37 (sixteen years ago)
That fact that my GF is a fan of that television programme too does not mean I am "whipped", Sunny Jim.
The girls are easy on the eye and the nerds bring the zingers big time.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:42 (sixteen years ago)
my zing would have been whip-free
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)
i'm sure you can guess mine.
― estela, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:48 (sixteen years ago)
suggest yours more like
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)
it begins
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:38 (sixteen years ago)
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:39 (sixteen years ago)
an evening of poetry, song and dance
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:40 (sixteen years ago)
creatures of magic loveliness lool
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
lol honeytrap
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)
lool principal ruminating on him through window
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)
so does mrs cardboard have a husband or what
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:48 (sixteen years ago)
Aw, I used to write a bit!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:51 (sixteen years ago)
LJ does not appeal to danelle
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:52 (sixteen years ago)
10 pounds? that won't buy many long island iced teas
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:54 (sixteen years ago)
They gave us ten pounds to get pissed. That's like giving a whore five pence!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
gin + cider beer
loooooooool
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
"and that "cider" beer?"
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:56 (sixteen years ago)
xpost by punctuation
lol ear problem!
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:57 (sixteen years ago)
oh lovely pussy hahahahaha
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:02 (sixteen years ago)
Oh lovely pussy, pussy me love!!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
bloody hell love, 19 is plenty young enough to enjoy hitting pubs and not worrying about if you'll have settled down at 40
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:03 (sixteen years ago)
what a pack of chinless wonders
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:08 (sixteen years ago)
failed Jeffrey Irons cloning experiment
Jeremy
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
i think i just shit my pants!
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
*i think i just shit my pants*
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:09 (sixteen years ago)
she never knew it was possible to turn in a circle without getting her flaps out
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
jesus what's with the cosplay
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)
miranda sex garden they're not
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
loooool tuneless bag of cats!
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
why did they make them sing!?
― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:11 (sixteen years ago)
for the lols
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
tune was unrecognisable
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:13 (sixteen years ago)
should have had them sing "ice cream, ice cream, ice cre-ee-eeam"
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
drinking with two hands is nagl
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)
suggestive gesture!!
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
more honeytraps
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:15 (sixteen years ago)
panty raid
Kayla's "virtue" is "under siege".
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
kayla parties on with gay abandon
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:16 (sixteen years ago)
Shrager is not amused!!
ANARCHY ANARCHY
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)
aw @ schrager's genuine disappointment
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:17 (sixteen years ago)
OT: the bank dude in the cba basketball ad looks like r0wland h0ward if he had never taken drugs
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:18 (sixteen years ago)
kayla still drunk and sassy
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
suffering from alcohol
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
whoa someone got lucky
A balloon!
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:21 (sixteen years ago)
new harbord.jpg for estela there
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:22 (sixteen years ago)
kayla ain't gonna win
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)
Thus endeth Kayla.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)
personal trimming service ahaha
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:25 (sixteen years ago)
show them what you did to the young man
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
show what you did to the young man??
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)
you would need some extra equipment for that!!
oh fuk that
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)
drunken tongue wiggling!! did you learn nothing in sexual etiquette??
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)
kayla's gorn
"did you learn NOTHING in seck-shual etiquette?"
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:30 (sixteen years ago)
oh phew kayla
a more refined version of herself.. she says wearing a cradle of filth hoodie
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)
a "coming out" ball
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)
guys we're missing "Sexiest Celebrity Body Parts" on 7 right now
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)
call me when kelly osbourne's arse is on
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)
HEY BOYS CHECK THESE OUT is one of the best clips evah.
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:41 (sixteen years ago)
jim u chubby chaser (xpost)
<3 shari, pretty much
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)
showing two eps back to back with all the flashbacks left in is bloody tedious
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)
yeah
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)
schraeger sounding like muttley
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:55 (sixteen years ago)
"they need a rocket up them" <-- disgusting, send Schrager home imo
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:55 (sixteen years ago)
those cakes are totes fucked up
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)
lol collapsing cakes
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:56 (sixteen years ago)
ha ha
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)
"against all the odds" my arse
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:08 (sixteen years ago)
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:08 (sixteen years ago)
the entrance of their lives fnarr
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)
god this is so pissy
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:09 (sixteen years ago)
mr jeremy scott, oldest man in the world
looks like the black sheep of the Jagger family
more like barbequed sheep
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:10 (sixteen years ago)
danell uggified by professionals
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)
shari is the lost puppy
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:13 (sixteen years ago)
jessica is a lamewad. no way is she winning
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:15 (sixteen years ago)
dictionary definition in a speech!! classic
shut up moran (danell not jim)
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:16 (sixteen years ago)
jessica's dad a man of few words
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:17 (sixteen years ago)
schrager impressed by the dictionary ref
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:20 (sixteen years ago)
donelle takes it
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck off
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:22 (sixteen years ago)
disappointing but unsurprising
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
what that was it
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:23 (sixteen years ago)
LIKE A STUNNED MULLET YEAH THAT'S HOW YA SPEAK LIKE A LADY DANELLE
most disappointing second series of anything ever
so glad I missed most of it tbqf
― zing touch me I'm (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 12:27 (sixteen years ago)
youse reckon that was bad, don't put on GO! channel atm, LtL USA is a fukkn travesty
― sydney morning damn herald (haitch), Monday, 20 September 2010 12:24 (fifteen years ago)
christ you ain't kiddin
they don't have lads in america anyway surely
― hypnopriapism (electricsound), Monday, 4 October 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)
this thread is extremely amusing to re-read
― hypnopriapism (electricsound), Monday, 4 October 2010 10:46 (fifteen years ago)
― electrodribble sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:34 (1 year ago)
― the brostep hump (haitch), Monday, 4 October 2010 12:02 (fifteen years ago)
OG britishes episodes on 2nite
let us take a walk down memory lane, or flashed mammary lane knahmean
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Monday, 20 December 2010 10:36 (fifteen years ago)
no tv :(
― elizabeth pisstake club (electricsound), Monday, 20 December 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
d'oh
they've just been rewarded with a trip to the pub after elocution lessons! i fear this will not end well
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Monday, 20 December 2010 10:48 (fifteen years ago)
KBP: "Oh, Haitch is excited...he says the OG episodes of 'Ladette to Lady' are on GO! right now."QGP: "Haitch doesn't get out much, does he?"
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
u_u
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Monday, 20 December 2010 10:52 (fifteen years ago)
what a horrible girl, i would like to meet her.
― estela, Monday, 20 December 2010 11:25 (fifteen years ago)
just spent five hours editing the quotable quotes from the first series for sampling purposes
observations:- got less funny as it went along- chopped samples on their own are v v funny- don't remember ANY of the second series, even with the quotes above
also
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:57 PM (2 years ago)
― indie spare (electricsound), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:57 PM (2 years ago)
― The Velvet Underground & Nico Rosberg (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 2:58 PM (2 years ago)
― no bongs tomorrow (electricsound), Saturday, 14 July 2012 09:58 (thirteen years ago)
welp
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/observer-immersed-in-the-tale-20130501-2irm5.html
― groovy replacement (electricsound), Saturday, 4 May 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)