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― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 October 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago)
cricket more liek wake me when summer is over
― i demand to have a bacon and egg mcmuffin!! (electricsound), Monday, 25 October 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago)
cape of good luck
― TS: Toad of Toad Hall v Wobbie of Wobbies World (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 October 2010 12:03 (fourteen years ago)
RIP
― acoleuthic, Monday, 25 October 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago)
I know you all have been just glued to your screens to watch Ponting moping around India the exciting Twenty20TwentyFive25 action of the RYOBI ONE DAY CUP but I think Australia is playing a Twenty20 match against Sri Lanka this weekend in Brisbane.
― The Great Hot Chip Rip-Off of 2010 (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 October 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
Coming soon...THE BIG BASH LEAGUE!!
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 23:09 (fourteen years ago)
Seriously, can imagine how glorious cricket will be once the KFC Big Bash League is the epicentre of the sport?
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 October 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/cricket-australia-facing-legal-action-over-image-projected-on-to-big-ben-20101029-1772v.html
uggh@ everyone in this article
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 29 October 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago)
Twenty20 against Sri Lanka tonight in Perth! Great potential for crowd trouble from drunk, racist miners in town.
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:34 (fourteen years ago)
Tony Greig: "I've always had a soft spot for these little Sri Lankans."
Oh god.
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 October 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago)
australia and england should use the ashes as a qualifying series to decide who's good enough to lose to sri lanka
― domestic jet set, trash and jetstar (haitch), Sunday, 31 October 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago)
I don't get why one of the Sri Lankans have decided that frosted curls is a good look.
― Paddle Poptimist (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 31 October 2010 10:23 (fourteen years ago)
^jealous
― boxes of mint aeros I have eaten in a week (sic), Sunday, 31 October 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
oh look there's an ODI against Sri Lanka
that's good, I don't need to shell out for some sleeping pills now
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago)
can this dude be banned from talking already
― p neville imo (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago)
I mean, free speech wahey and all that but he's the semi-living end
Anything sounds dogdy in his South African accent but that...jeez.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
remember kerry packer promised him a job for life if he joined the world series! kerry packer: a man of his word
and by 'man of his word' i of course mean rhyming slang for 'steaming turd'
― domestic jet set, trash and jetstar (haitch), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 03:16 (fourteen years ago)
One of the many things that I hate Michael Clarke for his not wearing a cap or hat when fielding. And he's captain night. Unacceptable.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 08:43 (fourteen years ago)
XAVIER DOHERTY: NEW AUSTRALIAN HERO
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 08:46 (fourteen years ago)
Xavier Doherty's ODI record: 1 wicket for 0 runs (after 0.2 overs)
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 08:47 (fourteen years ago)
Xavier Doherty's ODI record: 3 wickets for 3 runs (after 2.0 overs)
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:05 (fourteen years ago)
damn, was looking forward to These Little Sri Lankans beating us : (
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:11 (fourteen years ago)
Love how this is on Gem because 9 gave away its HD channel.
― TS: Toad of Toad Hall v Wobbie of Wobbies World (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:15 (fourteen years ago)
Ladies love watching batsmen go gardening on the pitch while listening to the smooth sounds of Ian Healy.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 09:25 (fourteen years ago)
If we lose this, we'll need to sack the whole team imo.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:27 (fourteen years ago)
how shit are we
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:40 (fourteen years ago)
Very shit, thanks!
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago)
Arrrrrrggggghhhhh.
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
― p neville imo (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 14:12 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/north-a-captaincy-bolter-as-clarkes-popularity-wanes-20101103-17e2z.html?from=age_sb
looooooooooooooooooooool
― shock contender for test captaincy (haitch), Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.hscripts.com/freeimages/icons/human/thumbs-up/thumbs-up-clipart4.gif
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 3 November 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago)
fucking brilliant
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 4 November 2010 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
Headline of the week: "STARC CONTRAST"
― Introducing the Hardline According to King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 7 November 2010 22:14 (fourteen years ago)
HD CRICKET PULLED
NINE YOU CUNTS
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 04:59 (fourteen years ago)
adam did you get named in the squad for the first test? because everybody else did by the fukkn look of it!!
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago)
Dude I am the leg spinner and the nightwatchman and both openers.
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:01 (fourteen years ago)
Dude I am the leg [...] openers.
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 17:01 (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:03 (fourteen years ago)
ladies and gentlemen, shane warne
― "shrimp" on the "barbie" (haitch), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
Don't want to start any rumours, but I saw AA walking out of an Advanced Hair Clinic the other day. Yeah yeah!
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think Australia has felt this sense of dread ever since the English pointed us in the direction of Gallipoli.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:16 (fourteen years ago)
VB KNOWS
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/ipad-application/drinks-are-on-vb-if-we-win-ashes/story-fn6bfmgc-1225954137149
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago)
VB? Geez, I hope we lose now.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 08:41 (fourteen years ago)
1st & 2nd ashes tests no longer HD, replaced by vital repeats of The Nanny
http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2010/11/ashes-to-dust-on-gem.html
― 14d. South African cleric (2,2) (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
Might be tempted to tune in if Hussey goes for another 18-ball duck.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago)
australia a game was just streaming but they went off for rain/lunch
got to see clint mckay nab monty panesar, caught on the boundary trying to hit a six - these are your slim pickings now
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago)
speaking of monty, your #1 target of fielding lolz is no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY6fRWTPJCw
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago)
going to day 2 of the Gabba test : (
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 18 November 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago)
come on brady jones and tasmania, you can do it
luke butterworth for australia
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago)
correction day 3, might be all over :|
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 18 November 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago)
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 02:24 (fourteen years ago)
chris swan for australia too
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
also Trent Copeland was denied a matchwinning 10-wicket haul by a Hauritz drop. I think we all know what karma has in store for those two!
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
so phuckphace Watto has 'come into form' then
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 19 November 2010 07:33 (fourteen years ago)
How about Mitchell Johnson bowling five wickets AND scoring a century. Like to see KP do the latter!!1!
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 November 2010 09:02 (fourteen years ago)
But yeah, LUKE BUTTERWORTH SHOULD BE CONSIDERED FOR A BAGGY GREEN.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 November 2010 09:03 (fourteen years ago)
Hay Louis/KBP, I've been googlin' trying to find the super homo-erotic Tony Greig spiel about BINGA being a handsome man with no luck - can u provide??
― yuoowemeone, Friday, 19 November 2010 09:15 (fourteen years ago)
ru sure it wasn't mark nicholas
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:54 (fourteen years ago)
I'd expect it would be Mark Nicholas (or James Brayshaw if it was a Twenty20).
Then again, Tony Greig has the air of a private school headmaster that gets a bit too close to his favourite sporting lads, so I'll keep an eye out for that 'un.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 November 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
the air of a private school headmaster that gets a bit too close to his favourite sporting lads
ah peter roebuck
gotta say though, I do like Roebuck's writing
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
One of the most astonishing things I've ever been party to was at the conclusion of England-SA in summer '08 at The Oval. The presentation ceremony ended and Mark Nicholas wandered over to a load of us at the boundary. One young man piped up. "Hey Mark, looking good!" Mark responded by beaming and saying "Thank you! Thank you very much!" The young man continued, however, with an almost aggressive tone: "No, I mean really good." There was an amazing sort of silence.
― acoleuthic, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
Well, Roebuck is on an even higher plane when it comes to coaching strapping young lads.
Mark Nicholas has a young family, you know. And likes flowers.
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:08 (fourteen years ago)
small flowers, just a shade away from mauve
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 20 November 2010 00:25 (fourteen years ago)
ahh yeah it prob was Nicholas
― yuoowemeone, Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago)
Typical day at the office for The Boys in Baggy Green, eh?
― Pro Bono Impersonator (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 25 November 2010 07:12 (fourteen years ago)
Forget about the Test match, what about THE MIRACLE OF BELLERIVE OVAL: South Australia defeat Tasmania by 43 runs in Sheffield Shield match at Bellerive Oval
― J0rdan S.: The Comeback (King Boy Pato), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
THEY'LL NEVER HOLD THE ASHES IN QATAR EH GUYS
― gospermaban sim gishel (acoleuthic), Thursday, 2 December 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago)
In Soviet Russia, The Ashes lose you!
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 December 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago)
can't wait for the KFC Twenty20 Big Bash tbh
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago)
nor can I :)
cricket is getting better and better by the day; the more of it, the better
altho I can't help but notice that NSW are pwning South Australia
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:27 (fourteen years ago)
Steve Smith putting his hand up - it's now or never for the selectors!
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)
or would you rather pick Portugal's finest
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:30 (fourteen years ago)
Louis, do you actually think the cricket is getting better or we're just supershit?
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:34 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.couriermail.com.au/sport/the-ashes/ian-botham-and-ian-chappell-in-car-park-dust-up-after-adelaide-test/story-fn67x93d-1225967077912
!!!!
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:35 (fourteen years ago)
crickett ise y bowere of blysse veritablee
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:36 (fourteen years ago)
also that is fucking awesome
Beefy wdve literally killed yer man tho so I'm pretty glad they were stopped
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:37 (fourteen years ago)
yeah wtf @ chappelli
― yuoowemeone, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago)
omfg nathan hauritz
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:46 (fourteen years ago)
modest proposal: 3rd Test is NSW vs England
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:48 (fourteen years ago)
NSW plus Hussey then, but yeah
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:49 (fourteen years ago)
what about hauritz??
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago)
look at the nsw scorecard
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 05:58 (fourteen years ago)
oh wow. but thought it might be abt him getting recalled and i was all >:-(
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:01 (fourteen years ago)
p sure he'll be recalled to the squad at least, altho wdnt be surprised to see 4 quicks
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago)
I mean you could do with another batting allrounder tbh
'allrounder'
― yuoowemeone, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago)
hauritz for north: direct swap
― best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:05 (fourteen years ago)
sounds good
4 me 2 poop on
― Frank O'Cotsoe (haitch), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 06:12 (fourteen years ago)
wait did chappelli get sonned in a beefy beef
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:10 (fourteen years ago)
In any event, Chappelli can rest assured that he's on a higher intellectual plane than Botham.
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:11 (fourteen years ago)
btw my message to the selectors: dump everyone (except hussey)
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:12 (fourteen years ago)
so warnie wants BEER in. I say whytf not
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 9 December 2010 03:49 (fourteen years ago)
BAHAHAHAHAHA
― a lout deeply plugged into the Po (acoleuthic), Friday, 10 December 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago)
let's face it tho, beer isn't gonna play. he's just there to give us brits a good laff
stevie smith is the only player i'm sorta afraid of now, hussey aside
― a lout deeply plugged into the Po (acoleuthic), Friday, 10 December 2010 05:03 (fourteen years ago)
also ty for picking phil hughes, man in form
― a lout deeply plugged into the Po (acoleuthic), Friday, 10 December 2010 05:08 (fourteen years ago)
"Beer to quench Aussies' thirst for talent" is a terribly laboured headline imo
― Hip Hop MCs in Neighbours in my lifetime (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 December 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago)
btw if he plays and gets a few wickets, that man is set up for life with VB/Carlton Draught promotional roles
man alive i'm looking forward to the BIG event of the cricket season: THE KFC BIG BASH
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago)
I have a few suggestions for the BIG BASH btw:
1. Bring Boof Back For The Redbacks
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago)
2. No Poms! Or South Africans/Irish Pretending To Be Poms!
3. If you catch a six in the stands, you win a year's supply of KFC.
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago)
4. Between innings at Queensland home matches, Roy and Haddos host a combined ute muster and roo shot.
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
5. fielders armed with KFC buckets to assist with catches
― zvookster, Friday, 17 December 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago)
6. Give Dave Warner the nickname, "Nugget". Get the commentators to slowly evolve that to "Chicken Nugget" over the season.
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 December 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago)
7. Get Ian Healy to say something racist about fried chicken.
― I mean Emma Watson Premier League fit (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:25 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not going to lie, these are all excellent suggestions.
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:29 (fourteen years ago)
lol, nice of mitchell to turn up finally
― cereal bad boy (haitch), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:35 (fourteen years ago)
8. Encourage the "ethnics" to come along with the promise of flare guns under every seat.
― generally, like all white girls in my experience (King Boy Pato), Friday, 17 December 2010 03:48 (fourteen years ago)
9. James Brayshaw does the MC work at every match with his never tiring range of Sportman's Night jokes.
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 01:46 (fourteen years ago)
10. Nathan Hauritz to open the bowling AND THE BATTING for NSW
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
Is there a separate Ashes thread? If so, is that why acoleuthic is hiding on this one?
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Monday, 20 December 2010 01:59 (fourteen years ago)
Because I think he doesn't want to accept the fact that ENGLAND LOST BY A VERY LARGE MARGIN? Just a guess imo.
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
Test cricket sucks, I want BIG BASH
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:17 (fourteen years ago)
I was of that opinion until last Friday.
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:20 (fourteen years ago)
I must admit, I was pretty happy when I heard P0nting had fucked his finger, only to turn to abject horror when he suggested he might play on anyway.
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
ricky got fingered
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
anyway I'm cool with the Perth result - sets up a better series innit. and I said this beforehand.
oh yeah if Australia drop Ponting and Clarke and Hughes and pick a couple of in-form batsmen instead, England are fucked. I suggest Baby Boof, Nathan Hauritz and that 19 year-old NSW chap
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:23 (fourteen years ago)
It was an excellent if underhanded tactic by England in sending out that trollop to distract Warney from making a big comeback.
― The Jolly Roget's Thesaurus (S-), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:26 (fourteen years ago)
kinda backfired tho
now we are faced with a pace attack who are hungry and relaxed and generally down w/ taking wickets
we're gonna have to start bossing 'em around again. have a hunch their heads will go down if England get back on top of them
― smexy fishy hawt joey martin (acoleuthic), Monday, 20 December 2010 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
England...bossing around Australia? You'll need to get even more South Africans to even attempt that, son.
― Zing When You're Winning (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 December 2010 05:29 (fourteen years ago)
http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg
― acoleuthic, Sunday, 26 December 2010 07:30 (fourteen years ago)
LOL
― estela, Sunday, 26 December 2010 08:30 (fourteen years ago)
No more South Africans required btw.
― complimentary browse of the Daily Mail (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 26 December 2010 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
Now that we have the boring and irrelevant Test series out the way, it's time for the real thing...THE BIG BASH!!!!
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 08:41 (fourteen years ago)
Celebrity spectators tonight include JOHN MCENROE.
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)
I believe this is an improvement on "The Hoff" at the Fifth Test.
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 08:49 (fourteen years ago)
26 off a Swan over!!
― I 'ate you, Win Butler! (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:11 (fourteen years ago)
2020 is not cricket so
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:55 (fourteen years ago)
tru.dat
― zvookster, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:01 (fourteen years ago)
otoh i saw some of the engerland ladies vs. aussie ladies t20 and i'm sure there's some way of trolling lj into telling us which players are smashable
― zvookster, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 10:03 (fourteen years ago)
she's not playing atm but katharine brunt is all-time hot imo
gah, they're all fit and athletic, they're all pretty good-lookin. not a challop. you bodyfascists. lol.
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:05 (fourteen years ago)
elysse perry as well, something about a female fast-bowler
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:06 (fourteen years ago)
*ellyse
however you fucken spell it
anyway, glad that England could prevail in their epic contest against Shane Watson
loooool
― Suppositori Spelling (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:21 (fourteen years ago)
where's yuoowemeone when you need someone to laugh at
oh yeah, he's readapting to his new life as an amphibian
yeah I went there IN ALL SRSNESS HOPE YR DOING OK BUDDY :)
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 12:46 (fourteen years ago)
we took more wickets than england did, so it was a moral victory
― Marquis Cha Cha Du Ri (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)
ALSO THEY WERE WORRIED ABOUT THE BRAVE QUEENSLANDERS
fuck off Louis :)
Yeah everything's toates fine, I was even in at work this morning (which was pretty unpleasant as I got hammered at a friend's place last night thinking there was no way the office wd be open)
― yuoowemeone, Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:07 (fourteen years ago)
double awesome
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:13 (fourteen years ago)
yah, glad to hear you're not busting out the snorkel just yet
AA hate to break this to you but yr DN doesn't make a palindrome - wd have to be called Autumn Almanaca - some sort of horrible hybrid only possible if you were to root a South American mountain mammal
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:16 (fourteen years ago)
or maybe I was taking the piss and just made it up for lolz \(^_^)/
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:23 (fourteen years ago)
also are you moving to australia or
not australia
soz
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:34 (fourteen years ago)
i got sheeps to fux
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
nz is nice
― a can, a mla, a nmutua ― (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:35 (fourteen years ago)
yar, only for 3 months tho
auckland fap imo
― legerndrymayne (acoleuthic), Thursday, 13 January 2011 08:36 (fourteen years ago)
let's go lads ~_~
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 07:42 (fourteen years ago)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/13/Virginia_161.svg/480px-Virginia_161.svg.png
― Marquis Cha Cha Du Ri (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:16 (fourteen years ago)
That last ball? In the words of Mark Nicholas, "ooh, I say!"
WATTOOO
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 11:21 (fourteen years ago)
one playeryou've only got one playeryou've only got one playeryou've only got one player
― a fierce jet of passion-fruit cream and powdered mint leaves (acoleuthic), Sunday, 16 January 2011 12:01 (fourteen years ago)
^^^^truth
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 12:07 (fourteen years ago)
clarke, you total cunt, reassess yoself pls
― yuoowemeone, Sunday, 16 January 2011 12:09 (fourteen years ago)
you've only got one player
yes, one player that beat england all by himself iirc
― Marquis Cha Cha Du Ri (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 January 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
run out (Hussey/Doherty/Clarke/†Haddin)
― kate bush fan (acoleuthic), Sunday, 23 January 2011 04:16 (fourteen years ago)
Note to Michael Clarke and his management. If you want to know why the Australia Test captain-in-waiting has an image problem - and is mostly unloved by cricket fans and the sporting public - look at his Twitter page. At 9.07am on Saturday, with Australia's World Cup plans in chaos after serious injuries to Nathan Hauritz and Shaun Tait in the previous night's one-day international, Clarke was playing romantic matchmaker."Trying to find a date for Steve Smith to take to the AB medal??" Clarke tweeted.And a minute later: "You can tweet me with your expressions of interest . . ."
At 9.07am on Saturday, with Australia's World Cup plans in chaos after serious injuries to Nathan Hauritz and Shaun Tait in the previous night's one-day international, Clarke was playing romantic matchmaker.
"Trying to find a date for Steve Smith to take to the AB medal??" Clarke tweeted.
And a minute later: "You can tweet me with your expressions of interest . . ."
― Crocodiles Gonna Croc (King Boy Pato), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)
Don't say he doesn't have the best interests of his chargers at heart.
― Crocodiles Gonna Croc (King Boy Pato), Monday, 24 January 2011 01:34 (fourteen years ago)
ugggh
― yuoowemeone, Monday, 24 January 2011 04:31 (fourteen years ago)
Sudaustralien Redbacks are going to win the BIG BASH! This year when they host the final, not like last year when they hosted the final!
― Grindrman (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 January 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)
THE REDBACKS WIN! THE REDBACKS WIN THE BIG BASH! SOUTH AUSTRALIA! WINS!!!!11!11!!!
― Favourite Song, Album and Band? Icehouse. (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 5 February 2011 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
with a really, really young bowling-attack too, nice
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 5 February 2011 12:00 (fourteen years ago)
now they've won the big show :) thinking of u Pato
― imago, Saturday, 29 March 2025 06:28 (five months ago)