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Josh McEachren, born in Oxfordshire

Where was his grandad born, that's what really counts

i mean what you're saying there is that we'd all make a better job of running the transfer affairs of 95% of english clubs.

can't be that simple.

Well, you have to factor in the stuff I was saying before about the quality of the English talent pool before it even gets to the clubs, that makes it harder to find the good stuff. It stems from there.

But English clubs definitely see bringing in foreigners (if not 16-y-o from Barca) as an easy option and one that can prove massively profitable if done well, and if you have scouted carefully you remove a lot of the attendant risks - plus you have a player who can improve the team from the get-go, not theoretically in five years time and then only momentarily before he moves to a bigger club.

That article is great, but it saddens me that being the world's greatest selling club is the best Ajax can aspire to. They've been screwed. They should be contenders every year.

Well bringing in better foreigners, yes- England doesn't monopolise raw talent.

But there's gotta be a huge amount of former eng u-21 players that could play first team for premier league teams. where are these guys going to?

Ajax article- am still working my way through, but yeah it's v interesting stuff. I've chilled at a BBQ with Denis Bergkamp's former Ajaz roommate, btw

Jennings said that his scouts, in response to the “unsuitability of the indigenous population of Britain” — children who are too sedentary and spend their time with video games — were increasingly focused “on the inner city of London, among Africans, Eastern Europeans and Caribbeans.”

teling quote, tbh

But that's part of the problem - there has been a big gap in the England talent pool for the last decade. There simply aren't that many good players coming through, and those that stay in the Premier League are manifestly not good enough to play for England (Sidwell, Bentley). It's a question of numbers, not that many are getting pro contracts (partly because of the squeeze from foreign players, but that's not all of it) and those that do, aren't particularly good because of lack of good coaching.

Where have all Liverpool's FA Youth Cup winning players gone? They just drift down the leagues.

I interviewed a youth development guy at charlton. he said of 40 players that come in and out of a group as it moves from u-11 to u-17, two will end up playing professional football and one will make a career out of it, most likely in the lower leagues. And that's at a club with a good record in youth development.

Sidwell & Bentley are good enough, imo, they're just feckless.

Is it more of a mental thing- is this a coaching thing?

Before Rafa overhauled LFC's Academy, the club employed around 100 part-time scouts, some around the age of 80. Since then, with 12 full time scouts in place, and 2 of the coaches that worked with the likes of Messi and Fabregas when they were kids, there's been some very promising youngsters coming through, and the U18 team contributed 2 players to the England U17 team that recently won the World Championships.

"Where have all Liverpool's FA Youth Cup winning players gone? They just drift down the leagues. "

Anyone can have a good cup run. Being able to sustain that over a league season is another matter, and that appears to have been the problem. I'm guessing they simply weren't good enough.

Seems like Scotland was actually ahead of England when it comes to gradual drying up of talent and inexorable decline into mediocrity

(great thread title btw)

Austria and Hungary once again showing the Brits how it's done

Funny you should say that, I always bring up Hungary when discussing Scotland's decline into shiteness

Spurs youth team of a few years back had a good couple of years in the league, iirc. Didn't get much out of it.

Everton's FA Youth Cup winning side of 1997-98:

Dean Delaney (Port Vale and then back to Ireland)
Carl Regan (Barnsley, Hull, Chester...)
Adam Eaton (Preston NE, Mansfield, retired at 25)
Edward O'Brien (no pro career AFAIK)
Adam Farley (1 first-team appearance in '99, then non-league)
Richard Dunne (5 years at EFC, Man City, Villa, Irish international)
David Poppleton (no pro career AFAIK)
Leon Osman (still a Toffee)
Danny Cadamarteri (bit of a ringer at that point, having already starred in first team, goal vs LFC, etc; lower leagues from 2002)
Phil Jevons (a star in the reserves but only 8 full appearances, into lower leagues from 2001)
Jamie Milligan (four sub apps, then Blackpool, then knee injury and non-league)
Tony Hibbert (still a Toffee)
Francis Jeffers (£8m to Arsenal, all LOLs thereafter)
David Knowles (no pro career AFAIK)
Kevin McLeod (five sub apps, QPR, Swansea, Wycombe...)

Sorry but 40 > 1 shit professional is someone being fucking terrible at their job.

Pennant, Bentley, Sidwell, Cole - all from the same group of Arsenal kids and taught the Arsenal youth coaches to focus as much on talent as making sure they don't end up complete dickholes.

I mean how the fuck are Brazilian academies able to produce a new team, of which there are 1 or 2 outstanding players potentially of the highest quality A YEAR and yet a well funded London club, not long ago residents in the best league in the world (tm) able to get 1 lower league player from 40?

Blaming it on video games is stupid and passing the buck.

Sorry but 40 > 1 shit professional

refers to what, out of interest?

I interviewed a youth development guy at charlton. he said of 40 players that come in and out of a group as it moves from u-11 to u-17, two will end up playing professional football and one will make a career out of it, most likely in the lower leagues. And that's at a club with a good record in youth development.

― Pete W, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:27 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"England have so many top stars in their squad that they will always be part and parcel of the international football scene," Müller said. "But there are so many 'alpha males' in their squad. It is difficult to have so many alpha males and have them row in the same direction. You don't only need chiefs. You also need a few Indians.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/30/world-cup-england-thomas-muller/print

how much does a player earn for playing for England btw? I am fucking hating the 'oh he earns 130k a week and cannot do it for a different club that doesn't pay him that' but don't have the figures to spit in their face w/

Michael Owen on England: “Life has changed and kids cannot be getting the same practice as my generation. Yet look at the beaches in Brazil and the streets of Africa and you can see why so many players come from abroad.”

Is the problem maybe that our beaches aren't up to scratch?

David Cameroon to make England's streets as good as African streets, speech at 11am tomorrow.

You used to get a few hundred quid for playing for England, but I bet that's not the case now (these guys should be paying us, right?)

Interesting hotchpotch of an article, nakh - good points all round. I'm most impressed with Müller - can you imagine any England player being interested enough in another side to offer thoughts like that?

Germany? Oh yeah Schwein... that guy with a big name has a fit wag who is free to call me, yeah?

Thomas Muller's wife is lush.

this is kinda late but with 'all said and done' about this recently deceased team, i don't think there was much chance of them ever doing anything, whoever was managing them and whatever the tactics. the hilariously protracted gerrard+-lampard inanity is kinda central to this.

there's a core of athletic, intelligent and fairly skilful defenders; ferdinand, king (:x), a cole, g johnson (ish), previously campbell too. they're comparable in type to many of the top defenders elsewhere, though perhaps not as composed in possession. they're fairly good and could justify some of the popular hope invested in them.

and of course wayne rooney and previously owen, whose premature obsolesence apparently doesn't matter cuz rooney is better up front on his own. they're highly accomplished players.

all of which is dependent on having some kind of midfield. so.....lampard is rly intriguing here. basically i think he *is* a first rate player, tho i'm not sure how helpful it is to think of him as a cm, even if notionally he is.

post mourinho he usually plays towards the left in a 4-1-2-3, with a makelele/mikel covering him. there is malouda/robben (first rate lws) to stretch the flank and the incomparable drogba and essien, the former's hold-up play and latter's knack for recovering possesion high up the pitch allows for fairly simple and rapid attacks which drag apart the defence, with lampard arriving late to supply the final pass or more usually clear up the spoils. he's insanely good at this and is able to be a hugely successful 'cm' without having much of a short passing game, ie what it's all about.

then gerrard, superbly athletic, awesome striking technique and a good tackler, can be devastating as support striker with his instinctual sense for attacking space during rapid breaks - if that's in short supply he is limited by his suspect concentration and atrophied possession game. another first rate player but only in a very specific context where his indiscipline is compensated for or even encouraged. basically not a cm despite having qualified as such and possessing some of its skillset in abundance.

gerrard/lampard are franchise players, embodying a certain mythic english archetype (the box to box midfielder) but sensibly adapted for current trends by iberan negativists. they're each twinned with examples of another archetype of limited viability outside of local context, the catastrophically slow and clumsy yet inspirational/shouty defender.

the other english players are often franchise players from lesser lights in the pl, possessing one or two noteworthy qualities, usually from the numinous 'power, pace, passion' checklist of motd fame. to which is sometimes added 'ability' - to be able to pass, move and control with distinction. this drudgery is usually left to the guest workers.

Is there even anyone else who fulfills the gerrard/lampard box-to-box midfielder role in the premiership? Or anywhere else? I guess Kaka but it seems a dying breed.

iberan negativists

^ saw this and wondered what having a go at Portugal had to do with all this

they aren't rly box-to-box are they tho (xp)? they might make a few challenges in their own half but basically one is a support striker and the other a sort of deep-lying poacher. there's very little resemblance to the attacking mids employed by the top continental teams.

kaká may play like gerrard on fast counterattacks, but he's quite different (and superior) when having to attack an entrenched defence.

quality not having a play on me trying to figure out *that* kinda player. stephen ireland kinda like it too. maybe box-to-box not the best way to describe them but they are all v similar in terms of style

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7825/beckssplash11076855a.jpg

Anyone else seen the Stevie G rumours?

Is this the whole 16yr old sister preggers thing? Hasn't that been doing the rounds for ages?

Now it's got a bit about EBJT pasted on the end.

tragic football story^

careless, imo, for a dude to get someone pregnant when he claims to be able to 'turn it on and off' when he needs to.

ps nakhchivan ur football thoughts have been conspicuous by absence in this the darkest of times imo

So a large portion of that seems to be unsubstantiated, and I could care less about the private lives of, well, anybody really. But somebody - Capello really - shd be deciding whether players are carrying around too much irl baggage to have their heads in the game. Hey, maybe somebody did.

Michael Owen on England: “Life has changed and kids cannot be getting the same practice as my generation. Yet look at the beaches in Brazil and the streets of Africa and you can see why so many players come from abroad.”

Or the beaches of the Netherlands and North Germany for that matter

I love the idea that a judge bases the legal framework of a case around his concern for the England manager's position.

tbf, there's a precedent. Chilcot Enquiry strongly rumoured to have been a whitewash so as to avoid upsetting Sven's prepartions for Euro 2004 qualifiers.

Great comments on Gerrard and Lampard btw.

Regarding the 'athletic, intelligent (hmmmm, Johnson? Rio?) and fairly skilful defenders', one of the real problems I can see is that there are none of these coming through. Three of England's current leading centre-halves - Terry, Ferdinand, King - are very comfortable on the ball, but I don't think any of the younger ones are in the slightest.

File lack of ball-playing centre half alongside lack of first-rate goalkeeper, deep-lying passing defensive midfielder and mobile poacher and I really think England are going to struggle to qualify for the next two tournaments.

Though should be said I've not seen enough of Smalling, who is probably useful.

Thomas Muller's wife is lush.

Seems a bit young to be married but, having seen his wife, better to snap her up before someone else does

If only Tom Huddlestone could run and turn he would be the answer to all our prayers :(

Or some of them at least.

Surprising number of that much-hyped England Under-17 side seem to come from Liverpool and Everton and they may get a chance in the coming years. A few from Man City, who obviously won't, and a handful from yer Southamptons and Boros and what have you who will probably end up picked up by Spurs or Arsenal or whoever in the future.

No one from Chelsea/Man United/Spurs/Arsenal at all.

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