I think if I had a pocket full of La Liga, Champs League, Euro Champs and World Cup medals I'd be pretty fucking smug.
― Lindsey Lohan is the new Extreme Noise Terror (onimo), Friday, 19 November 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/jaetofficial/status/5071456434130945
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 18 November 2010 13:25 (Yesterday)
Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
― nakhchivan, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
It was a fake Jay Emmanuel-Thomas slagging off Barca.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 19 November 2010 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Footballers really don't need to be on Twitter
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 20 November 2010 03:09 (thirteen years ago) link
nah they all do just for the occasional darren bent moment or if any turn out to be as mental as arshavin's website
― hoy orbison (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/B3aKG.png
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 27 November 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Aldershot's Marvin Morgan was today suspended, fined two weeks' wages and placed on the transfer list for comments he made on social networking website Twitter.
The League Two club issued a statement after meeting with the striker who was booed when substituted during the club's 2-1 defeat to Hereford on Monday.
Morgan responded to the crowd's reaction by later posting a Twitter message saying: "Like to thank the fans who booed me off the pitch. Where's that going to get you! I hope you all die.''
― mizzell, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I am so glad I googled to see what he said after BBC apparently aren't allowed to tell the best bit of the entire story.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/P_J_Roberts/status/22918252032172032
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 January 2011 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Is http://twitter.com/thuddz/ real?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link
This is better:
http://twitter.com/AaronLennonpsl
Bad game, bad result tired legs took its toll,,, roll on sunday get bak to winning ways asap,, in nandos wid the bruvas chilling!!!
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
ok im back!!! need to fix up my page cher lloyd big by the way smashed it!!!!
It is really him, isn't it?
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I like how Thudd and Lennon get over bad results by going to Nandos.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
And go to the same tattooist as Wilshire and Lansbury.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Kyle Lafferty's was taking TONS of abuse at the weekend (lafferty27, iirc, can't access twitter at the moment), I suspect he's now classifying himself as a footballer who really doesn't need to be on Twitter.
xpost, Nandos is definitely a thing, Michel Duberry seems to be quite the fan as well when he's not moaning about other people having the audacity to be driving at the same time as he is (don't ask why I follow Michel Duberry, I have no idea, but him and Jody Morris seem to be doing quite a lot of taking the piss out of former Chelsea colleagues who are way more successful than they are)
― ailsa, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I suspect he's now classifying himself as a footballer
steady on!
― onimo, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf, I don't think anyone else is though :-)
― ailsa, Thursday, 6 January 2011 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I should also say that I really like Dominic Cervi's profile description: #47 in your programmes, #1 in your hearts. <3
Except he spells it programs, the daft big American.
― ailsa, Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link
unfortunately, he never tweets anything interesting. The only Celtic players on twitter are the ones who don't get games and are all mates with each other, all tweeting about not getting games and about being mates with each other.
― ailsa, Thursday, 6 January 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Ledley tweets,ki as well.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 7 January 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Tho not very often.
Ki tweets in Korean and posts a zillion pictures of his kids. Ledley seems to be one of the matey bunch though he does still get a game, tbf.
YES I FOLLOW ALL CELTIC PLAYERS ON TWITTER (except Niall McGinn, because he wants requests to follow him, so fuck that, tbh, I don't care that mch)
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
who is this elegant french libero michel duberry?
― r|t|c, Friday, 7 January 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha, I have no idea why I did that. Twice.
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link
And I've done it before as well! I know that's not his name! I know how to spell Michael! What is WRONG with me?
(answer: I think I hear his name in my head and confuse him with Michelle Dewberry that won the Apprentice a couple of years ago)
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
unfortunately, he never tweets anything interesting.
Not true - he posted a pic of his shiny new Nike boots recently! Boots that will remain shiny and new, given that he's as likely to get a game as me. (cue Lennie throwing him into the Berwick tie)
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Is he not still in America? (I could check on twitter, I guess)
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Wiki says he's at Dundee. I couldn't give one shit tbh.
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Twitter says he's in America. Ah well, looks like I'm between the sticks for the big game.
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it was a short-term loan and he's back again because he wasn't getting a game there either (though I might be thinking of someone else come to think of it), so he seems to have gone on a long holiday to America*. I don't particularly give much of a shit (since he's not even our second-choice keeper) either, tbh.
* google tells me it's actually a USA USA USA squad month-long training thing, but I suspect he's probably not getting a game there either
xpost while I was looking this up. and yes, would rate you over Lucas Zaluska any day. But can you play centre half :-)
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I can play right back. Well, I have more functioning knees than Mark Wilson.
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Heather Mills McCartney has more functioning knees than Mark Wilson.
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/01/08/2295741/glen-johnson-launches-astonishing-twitter-attack-on-paul
Liverpool full-back Glen Johnson has hit out at former Arsenal player Paul Merson, calling him an "alcoholic drug abuser" on Twitter.The outburst, which has since been deleted from Johnson's Twitter page, was in response to criticism from Merson on Sky Sports show 'Soccer Saturday', as pundits analysed the dismissal of Roy Hodgson as Liverpool manager.Merson said: "He (Hodgson) didn't have the luxury of a budget to spend £18 million on Glen Johnson, who can't defend for toffee, he's had to buy players from Fulham that he knew before."I don't think it's the players hanging their head in shame - I don't think they're good enough. Who would take their players if they were to go on sale tomorrow? Glen Johnson wouldn't go anywhere for 18 million quid."Johnson responded on the social networking site Twitter, writing: "Comments from alcoholic drug abusers are not going to upset me and who is Paul Merson to judge players. He was average at the best of times, the only reason he is on that show is coz (sic) he gambled all his money away. The clown!"
The outburst, which has since been deleted from Johnson's Twitter page, was in response to criticism from Merson on Sky Sports show 'Soccer Saturday', as pundits analysed the dismissal of Roy Hodgson as Liverpool manager.
Merson said: "He (Hodgson) didn't have the luxury of a budget to spend £18 million on Glen Johnson, who can't defend for toffee, he's had to buy players from Fulham that he knew before.
"I don't think it's the players hanging their head in shame - I don't think they're good enough. Who would take their players if they were to go on sale tomorrow? Glen Johnson wouldn't go anywhere for 18 million quid."
Johnson responded on the social networking site Twitter, writing: "Comments from alcoholic drug abusers are not going to upset me and who is Paul Merson to judge players. He was average at the best of times, the only reason he is on that show is coz (sic) he gambled all his money away. The clown!"
― Prince wouldn't ‘woa’ (onimo), Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Paul Merson probably asking his PA to google "toilet seat theft jokes" right now.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6959/picture1nam.png
Know one noes,, KNOW ONE!!
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
If only Glen's tackling was as hard and his passing as accurate as his assessment of Merson.
― howie was a rock, buddy couldn't handle it (pandemic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cg.scs.carleton.ca/~luc/KurtSchwitters--Merz-Cover-1925.png
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Why doesn't he tell twitter about the press gagging order he's got that we're not supposed to no about?
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 9 January 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry Howard Webb !https://twitter.com/#!/RyanBabel/status/24184981412651008
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/09/ryan-babel-howard-webb-manchester-united-liverpool
― roustabout (cozen), Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/852573-neil-warnock-issues-qpr-twitter-ban-after-el-hadji-diouf-abuse
QPR manager Neil Warnock has banned his players from using Twitter to discuss club matters after members of the squad used the micro-blogging site to criticise Blackburn’s El Hadji Diouf.
― onimotopoeic (onimo), Friday, 14 January 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking hypocrite
― nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
From some interview with the guy who runs the Empire of the Kop fan site:
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?@kennethdalglish @pauldalglish @kellycates @marinadalglish @laurendalglish @lyndseydalglish The entire Dalglish family.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/Glenn_Hysen/status/32099577926524929
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
New favourite, better than Big Sam imho - http://twitter.com/chrisdawdle
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"Lots of talk about hellychoppers today. Petah Beerdsleep once gave me a lift in a Citron which felt just like a hovergrass."
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Jody Morris is on twitter. I'm sorry world.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Jody Morris is quite amusing on Twitter though. Compared to some dull footballers anyway. He does seem a bit obsessed with Tool Academy though.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I have started following loads of sad-sack rubbish SPL footballers. Graham Carey is the dullest man on earth, btw, closely followed by Joe Ledley.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Is Morris really okay? I have never really forgiven him for pissing a genuine talent up the wall and leading that nice young man John Terry astray...
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link
and has a cool obsession with skeletons
― nxd, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link
this pleases me
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link
oh yeah the skeleton thing is hilarious too
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
there is something so warming about Southall's twitter. He genuinely hates the Tories and loves dogs, and his legitimate concerns are mainly missing people + missing pets. Obviously when Lineker + co have been gulagged after the revolution, Nev will be be the new MOTD presenter.
― calzino, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
<3
this is the true meaning of Halloween pic.twitter.com/dHJ73TnVRD— bobby shawarma (@hummusandpizza) October 12, 2017
― nxd, Friday, 13 October 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link
:D
― imago, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link
someone I follow on twitter has deleted all of his tweets except one neville southall retweet, a pro-labour rallying cry
― imago, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:01 (six years ago) link
FYI - one for the Showboat here, @SoccerAM 💥#PartOfThePride #AVFC pic.twitter.com/M10as7R1u4— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) October 23, 2017
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 12:10 (six years ago) link
david dunn rabona dot gif
― imago, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 12:21 (six years ago) link
https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article11390021.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/DMwMsnRWAAAXBLU.jpg
― Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
i quite enjoy the simon ferry interviews with scottish football players on youtube. most of them come across quite well, even barry ferguson seemed alright to me, and i even maybe changed my mind about him a wee bit. charlie adam comes across like a total dead-eyed dullard
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link
80’s Party 🏀🤣 pic.twitter.com/TtIVlCkrfd— Antoine Griezmann (@AntoGriezmann) December 17, 2017
― Number None, Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/JfHZe1lqQCVr2/giphy.gif
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link
(replies are good, but we all know footballers don't read replies)
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 17 December 2017 20:51 (six years ago) link
friend of mine is currently having a Twitter convo about feminism with Woke Nev apparently
― drugs don't kill people, poppers do (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link
woke nev has given his twitter account over to sex workers advocates (for the day I think, not sure)
here's a really good critique of the nordic model being tweeted from nev's account:
Some people think that a legal model which criminalises clients & managers would be helpful for sex workers. This legal model is often called the Swedish model or ‘sex buyer law’. - @SexWorkHive— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) April 9, 2018
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Monday, 9 April 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link
today's woke nev twitter takeover is user @CorbynistaTeen
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 18:10 (six years ago) link
3 months ago we have ordered 60 pairs of @HavaianasEurope for the wedding of my daughter. The order has been fully paid, but until now not received. According to @havaianas the package is lost and they don't provide any further information. Very disappointing & a lack of service!— Ronald Koeman (@RonaldKoeman) June 25, 2018
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link
Amazing.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 25 June 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link
Devvoed Ron. Mind you, you spent £140m on just flops last summer. Give Ajax a tweet and ask them where the Davy Klaassen order went, because that never fucking turned up either.— Nick Killip (@Marsantial) June 25, 2018
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 26 June 2018 16:25 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dx7h6A6UYAApt9G.jpg:large
football teams who etc
― Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 18:53 (five years ago) link
... or Instagram.
The England and West Ham midfielder, 20, was an Ireland youth player in 2015 when he wrote '#UPTHERA' on Instagram.
Amusingly, this was pronounced as "Up the R.A." on Sky News.
― Carmel Sprout (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
soup-taking turncoat
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link
jackeen gombeen man
Watching sky Scott brown what is going on in our game never been a bloke look in the mirror when you wake up to your children 🤚— Dean Windass (@DWindass10) April 4, 2019
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link
make u think
― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:11 (five years ago) link
you have to give it him, he's intelligent enough to breath. I love it when normal-blokeism crosses into crypto-paed territory!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link
Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Trending in the United KingdomMatt le Tissier
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 11:39 (four years ago) link
I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!
― calzino, Friday, 24 July 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
Bingo
Todays poll. If the government asked you to stop driving because there was a small chance you’d kill someone would you do it?— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) July 24, 2020
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
People going "have you heard of seat belts?" are being accused of making a false equivalence.
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
Sports personalities - trending
Matt Le Tissier
Trending with:Holocaust
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
Can’t wait for the next time you post in here
― scampo italiano (gyac), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
thank you
― オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link
won't happen again
― オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022
If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:09 (two years ago) link
maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:41 (two years ago) link
Add it to his other successes.
Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong. Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020
― gyac, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 09:06 (two years ago) link
https://x.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743331027123388893?s=20
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:30 (nine months ago) link
Why turn the replies off? You don’t like hearing the truth. Hearing the feedback.Commie cowards.Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us. DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.Failing badly.It’s doesn’t work.Best person for the job.Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:31 (nine months ago) link
Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:38 (nine months ago) link
Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Friday, 5 January 2024 22:21 (nine months ago) link
Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.
https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284
― Hunky Tory (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 12:56 (five months ago) link