unfortunately, he never tweets anything interesting.
Not true - he posted a pic of his shiny new Nike boots recently! Boots that will remain shiny and new, given that he's as likely to get a game as me. (cue Lennie throwing him into the Berwick tie)
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Is he not still in America? (I could check on twitter, I guess)
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Wiki says he's at Dundee. I couldn't give one shit tbh.
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Twitter says he's in America. Ah well, looks like I'm between the sticks for the big game.
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it was a short-term loan and he's back again because he wasn't getting a game there either (though I might be thinking of someone else come to think of it), so he seems to have gone on a long holiday to America*. I don't particularly give much of a shit (since he's not even our second-choice keeper) either, tbh.
* google tells me it's actually a USA USA USA squad month-long training thing, but I suspect he's probably not getting a game there either
xpost while I was looking this up. and yes, would rate you over Lucas Zaluska any day. But can you play centre half :-)
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I can play right back. Well, I have more functioning knees than Mark Wilson.
― onimo, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Heather Mills McCartney has more functioning knees than Mark Wilson.
― ailsa, Friday, 7 January 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/01/08/2295741/glen-johnson-launches-astonishing-twitter-attack-on-paul
Liverpool full-back Glen Johnson has hit out at former Arsenal player Paul Merson, calling him an "alcoholic drug abuser" on Twitter.The outburst, which has since been deleted from Johnson's Twitter page, was in response to criticism from Merson on Sky Sports show 'Soccer Saturday', as pundits analysed the dismissal of Roy Hodgson as Liverpool manager.Merson said: "He (Hodgson) didn't have the luxury of a budget to spend £18 million on Glen Johnson, who can't defend for toffee, he's had to buy players from Fulham that he knew before."I don't think it's the players hanging their head in shame - I don't think they're good enough. Who would take their players if they were to go on sale tomorrow? Glen Johnson wouldn't go anywhere for 18 million quid."Johnson responded on the social networking site Twitter, writing: "Comments from alcoholic drug abusers are not going to upset me and who is Paul Merson to judge players. He was average at the best of times, the only reason he is on that show is coz (sic) he gambled all his money away. The clown!"
The outburst, which has since been deleted from Johnson's Twitter page, was in response to criticism from Merson on Sky Sports show 'Soccer Saturday', as pundits analysed the dismissal of Roy Hodgson as Liverpool manager.
Merson said: "He (Hodgson) didn't have the luxury of a budget to spend £18 million on Glen Johnson, who can't defend for toffee, he's had to buy players from Fulham that he knew before.
"I don't think it's the players hanging their head in shame - I don't think they're good enough. Who would take their players if they were to go on sale tomorrow? Glen Johnson wouldn't go anywhere for 18 million quid."
Johnson responded on the social networking site Twitter, writing: "Comments from alcoholic drug abusers are not going to upset me and who is Paul Merson to judge players. He was average at the best of times, the only reason he is on that show is coz (sic) he gambled all his money away. The clown!"
― Prince wouldn't ‘woa’ (onimo), Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Paul Merson probably asking his PA to google "toilet seat theft jokes" right now.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6959/picture1nam.png
Know one noes,, KNOW ONE!!
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
If only Glen's tackling was as hard and his passing as accurate as his assessment of Merson.
― howie was a rock, buddy couldn't handle it (pandemic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cg.scs.carleton.ca/~luc/KurtSchwitters--Merz-Cover-1925.png
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Why doesn't he tell twitter about the press gagging order he's got that we're not supposed to no about?
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 9 January 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry Howard Webb !https://twitter.com/#!/RyanBabel/status/24184981412651008
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/jan/09/ryan-babel-howard-webb-manchester-united-liverpool
― roustabout (cozen), Sunday, 9 January 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/852573-neil-warnock-issues-qpr-twitter-ban-after-el-hadji-diouf-abuse
QPR manager Neil Warnock has banned his players from using Twitter to discuss club matters after members of the squad used the micro-blogging site to criticise Blackburn’s El Hadji Diouf.
― onimotopoeic (onimo), Friday, 14 January 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking hypocrite
― nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
From some interview with the guy who runs the Empire of the Kop fan site:
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?@kennethdalglish @pauldalglish @kellycates @marinadalglish @laurendalglish @lyndseydalglish The entire Dalglish family.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/Glenn_Hysen/status/32099577926524929
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
New favourite, better than Big Sam imho - http://twitter.com/chrisdawdle
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"Lots of talk about hellychoppers today. Petah Beerdsleep once gave me a lift in a Citron which felt just like a hovergrass."
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Jody Morris is on twitter. I'm sorry world.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Jody Morris is quite amusing on Twitter though. Compared to some dull footballers anyway. He does seem a bit obsessed with Tool Academy though.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I have started following loads of sad-sack rubbish SPL footballers. Graham Carey is the dullest man on earth, btw, closely followed by Joe Ledley.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Is Morris really okay? I have never really forgiven him for pissing a genuine talent up the wall and leading that nice young man John Terry astray...
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I've got no idea if he's actually OK or not, he seems to just laugh at his old Chelsea mates and talk about Tool Academy all the time, and big up the St Johnstone twitter massive. @morriskid if you want to see for yourself. I only started following him because a mate of mine retweets some of his more amusing comments from time to time.
Agree about the talent-pissing, is weird to see him being average in an average SPL team.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Wasn't Morris accused of being a bit rakey in the dim and distant?
― my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Booze issues, not sure anything else, though wouldn't really surprise me. He got into a fair few scraps.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/3445187.stm
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link
'Where are we going Jody?''To the toppermost of the poppermost, via the offie and the Crown Court.'
http://yfrog.com/h72n9yj
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Bloody hell, forgotten he'd been at Leeds.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I am also now following Michael Duberry and wallowing in nostalgia for what might have been
Now, where's Andy Myers?
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Kristofer
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I liked that too.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Be sure to check out Michael Duberry's online clothing store for toddlers
http://www.mummysonlinebabyshop.com/
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Duberry's twitter is really boring, completely obsessed with driving conditions/traffic levels between Perth and Glasgow and the carpark at Braehead (presumably when he's going to Nandos all the time).
btw, I have a mate who spells it Kristefer, which is even worse.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Have we learnt nothing from Keysey? http://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/33307339016777728
― James Mitchell, Friday, 4 February 2011 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/08/article-1354825-0D15F12D000005DC-857_468x592.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
― James Mitchell, Friday, 4 February 2011 08:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not really that outrageous a habit to associate with the 'travelling community'
― look its not that you listen to metal its that youre a bellend ok (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Imma try my best to do some damage with the time i'm given! Hopefully we will be winning when i get on!
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 27 February 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
answer to the thread title: all of them, they train, watch movies, and go to nando's. that's it.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 27 February 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link
So this is a bit of a match-fixing scandal here huh?
― MPx4A, Sunday, 27 February 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Liverpool prodigy Jonjo Shelvey's Twitter account has been suspended after he posted a picture of his penis. "Apologies for the picture, one of my mates messing around with my phone! Sorry!" tweeted Shelvey, moments before his short social media-horrifying career was prematurely curtailed.
― mizzell, Friday, 25 March 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Hope Kenny wasn't following him at the time.
― territory of the magic wand (Chris), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Whoever said "it looks a little too much like him" both otm and lol.
― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
LeonKnight82 Before u chat shit ask yourself have u ever won championship player of the month
― mizzell, Monday, 28 March 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
RichardKingson I've played in World Cups. How is the Irish League? RT @LeonKnight82 Talk about my career u better go get one LOL
― mizzell, Monday, 28 March 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/LeonKnight82/status/51974335417696256
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Knight
In March 2011, Knight suffered a Twitter-related breakdown, posing various "Before you chat shit ask yourself" questions.
― you can be happy also (onimo), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Michael Duberry, Jody Morris and the usually-quite-funny Cillian Sheridan were having a terrible #turnoffs conversation for most of last night, mostly aimed at women who drink pints, play pool, listen to rap and gamble. Mostly also consisting of Duberry RTing all of Sheridans comedy efforts. Filled my entire feed for about two hours as well.
― ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
you have to give it him, he's intelligent enough to breath. I love it when normal-blokeism crosses into crypto-paed territory!
― calzino, Thursday, 4 April 2019 22:16 (five years ago) link
Since deleted and "someone else got my phone"
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 5 April 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Trending in the United KingdomMatt le Tissier
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 11:39 (four years ago) link
I presume he'll be doing a bit of anti-mask activism, because he's a fucking ableist, selfish tory pillock!
― calzino, Friday, 24 July 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
Bingo
Todays poll. If the government asked you to stop driving because there was a small chance you’d kill someone would you do it?— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) July 24, 2020
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
People going "have you heard of seat belts?" are being accused of making a false equivalence.
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 24 July 2020 18:19 (four years ago) link
Sports personalities - trending
Matt Le Tissier
Trending with:Holocaust
― オニモ (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:38 (four years ago) link
Can’t wait for the next time you post in here
― scampo italiano (gyac), Friday, 4 September 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link
thank you
― オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link
won't happen again
― オニモ (onimo), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link
No I meant Le Tissier does something progressively more awful every time you post in here about it! I don’t want to see what’s next.
― scampo italiano (gyac), Saturday, 5 September 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link
My Twitter Space is about to go live, to discuss my NFT project. Despite the critics, my NFTs will be the first ever that can’t lose their initial value 👊🏻— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) May 9, 2022
If we don’t let you sell your jpeg for less than £200, it’s always worth £200!
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:09 (two years ago) link
maybe you can use them as gambling tokens on one of his virtual racehorses when it proves impossible to sell them, even when you win you lose.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 08:41 (two years ago) link
Add it to his other successes.
Delighted to see that Michael Owen IPA beer is now for sale in China and Hong Kong. Join us in tasting our favourite IPA beer! Happy days. pic.twitter.com/KpUGtuIzpf— Michael Owen (@themichaelowen) September 2, 2020
― gyac, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 09:06 (two years ago) link
https://x.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743331027123388893?s=20
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:30 (nine months ago) link
Why turn the replies off? You don’t like hearing the truth. Hearing the feedback.Commie cowards.Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us. DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.Failing badly.It’s doesn’t work.Best person for the job.Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:31 (nine months ago) link
Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:38 (nine months ago) link
Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Friday, 5 January 2024 22:21 (nine months ago) link
Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.
https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284
― Hunky Tory (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 12:56 (five months ago) link