http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/852573-neil-warnock-issues-qpr-twitter-ban-after-el-hadji-diouf-abuse
QPR manager Neil Warnock has banned his players from using Twitter to discuss club matters after members of the squad used the micro-blogging site to criticise Blackburn’s El Hadji Diouf.
― onimotopoeic (onimo), Friday, 14 January 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking hypocrite
― nakhchivan, Friday, 14 January 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
From some interview with the guy who runs the Empire of the Kop fan site:
Can you name some one-of-a-kind Twitter accounts that you follow?@kennethdalglish @pauldalglish @kellycates @marinadalglish @laurendalglish @lyndseydalglish The entire Dalglish family.
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/Glenn_Hysen/status/32099577926524929
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 31 January 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
New favourite, better than Big Sam imho - http://twitter.com/chrisdawdle
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link
"Lots of talk about hellychoppers today. Petah Beerdsleep once gave me a lift in a Citron which felt just like a hovergrass."
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Jody Morris is on twitter. I'm sorry world.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Jody Morris is quite amusing on Twitter though. Compared to some dull footballers anyway. He does seem a bit obsessed with Tool Academy though.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I have started following loads of sad-sack rubbish SPL footballers. Graham Carey is the dullest man on earth, btw, closely followed by Joe Ledley.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Is Morris really okay? I have never really forgiven him for pissing a genuine talent up the wall and leading that nice young man John Terry astray...
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I've got no idea if he's actually OK or not, he seems to just laugh at his old Chelsea mates and talk about Tool Academy all the time, and big up the St Johnstone twitter massive. @morriskid if you want to see for yourself. I only started following him because a mate of mine retweets some of his more amusing comments from time to time.
Agree about the talent-pissing, is weird to see him being average in an average SPL team.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Wasn't Morris accused of being a bit rakey in the dim and distant?
― my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Booze issues, not sure anything else, though wouldn't really surprise me. He got into a fair few scraps.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/3445187.stm
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link
'Where are we going Jody?''To the toppermost of the poppermost, via the offie and the Crown Court.'
http://yfrog.com/h72n9yj
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Bloody hell, forgotten he'd been at Leeds.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I am also now following Michael Duberry and wallowing in nostalgia for what might have been
Now, where's Andy Myers?
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Kristofer
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, I liked that too.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Be sure to check out Michael Duberry's online clothing store for toddlers
http://www.mummysonlinebabyshop.com/
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Duberry's twitter is really boring, completely obsessed with driving conditions/traffic levels between Perth and Glasgow and the carpark at Braehead (presumably when he's going to Nandos all the time).
btw, I have a mate who spells it Kristefer, which is even worse.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Have we learnt nothing from Keysey? http://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/33307339016777728
― James Mitchell, Friday, 4 February 2011 08:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/08/article-1354825-0D15F12D000005DC-857_468x592.jpg
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:50 (thirteen years ago) link
― James Mitchell, Friday, 4 February 2011 08:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not really that outrageous a habit to associate with the 'travelling community'
― look its not that you listen to metal its that youre a bellend ok (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Imma try my best to do some damage with the time i'm given! Hopefully we will be winning when i get on!
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 27 February 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
answer to the thread title: all of them, they train, watch movies, and go to nando's. that's it.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 27 February 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link
So this is a bit of a match-fixing scandal here huh?
― MPx4A, Sunday, 27 February 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Liverpool prodigy Jonjo Shelvey's Twitter account has been suspended after he posted a picture of his penis. "Apologies for the picture, one of my mates messing around with my phone! Sorry!" tweeted Shelvey, moments before his short social media-horrifying career was prematurely curtailed.
― mizzell, Friday, 25 March 2011 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Hope Kenny wasn't following him at the time.
― territory of the magic wand (Chris), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Whoever said "it looks a little too much like him" both otm and lol.
― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
LeonKnight82 Before u chat shit ask yourself have u ever won championship player of the month
― mizzell, Monday, 28 March 2011 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
RichardKingson I've played in World Cups. How is the Irish League? RT @LeonKnight82 Talk about my career u better go get one LOL
― mizzell, Monday, 28 March 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/LeonKnight82/status/51974335417696256
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Knight
In March 2011, Knight suffered a Twitter-related breakdown, posing various "Before you chat shit ask yourself" questions.
― you can be happy also (onimo), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Michael Duberry, Jody Morris and the usually-quite-funny Cillian Sheridan were having a terrible #turnoffs conversation for most of last night, mostly aimed at women who drink pints, play pool, listen to rap and gamble. Mostly also consisting of Duberry RTing all of Sheridans comedy efforts. Filled my entire feed for about two hours as well.
― ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
morriskid Women who say no! #turnoffsabout 14 hours ago via ÜberSocial
― death, taxes and (onimo), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
lol ironing. I'd given up reading them by then, I think.
― ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link
(I made that up!)
― death, taxes and (onimo), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:35 (thirteen years ago) link
sorta surprised jody morris can write
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:35 (thirteen years ago) link
former probation man morris will doubtless object
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Zing! (xpost to onimo)
― ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link
lol leon knight. he hardly played a game for accies
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-1371479-0B66E31400000578-494_468x436.jpg
― mizzell, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
The irrepresible comic touch of the alleged gang rapist.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf to the l, he's just about got it under control with his fifth touch there
― kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
I somehow didn't know about the Cole rape allegation; I thought he was just a drink driver
Ay while we're on this, has Asamoah Gyan ever done anything terrible? The guy seems like a hero and I will be disappointed if so
Googling has only turned up this hilariously esoteric beef
― MPx4A, Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/WayneRoutledge/status/53805250355802112
― 1000 Vults Of Nult (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
WayneRoutledgeOkok... #aprilfools #gotmeless than 20 seconds ago via web
― death, taxes and (onimo), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cesc.jpg
― mizzell, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
https://x.com/Joey7Barton/status/1743331027123388893?s=20
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:30 (nine months ago) link
Why turn the replies off? You don’t like hearing the truth. Hearing the feedback.Commie cowards.Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us. DEI and Affirmative Action is failing.Failing badly.It’s doesn’t work.Best person for the job.Meritocracy Rules. 👑👍— 👑 Joey Barton 👑 (@Joey7Barton) January 5, 2024
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:31 (nine months ago) link
Meritocracy rules, with a crown emoji next to a thumbs up
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 5 January 2024 21:38 (nine months ago) link
Well I suppose it does explain his managerial career.
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Friday, 5 January 2024 22:21 (nine months ago) link
Cricketers who really don't need to be on Twitter.
https://x.com/KP24/status/1777611224160588284
― Hunky Tory (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 12:56 (five months ago) link