Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

'Where are we going Jody?'
'To the toppermost of the poppermost, via the offie and the Crown Court.'

http://yfrog.com/h72n9yj

Bloody hell, forgotten he'd been at Leeds.

I am also now following Michael Duberry and wallowing in nostalgia for what might have been

Now, where's Andy Myers?

Kristofer

Yeah, I liked that too.

Be sure to check out Michael Duberry's online clothing store for toddlers

http://www.mummysonlinebabyshop.com/

Duberry's twitter is really boring, completely obsessed with driving conditions/traffic levels between Perth and Glasgow and the carpark at Braehead (presumably when he's going to Nandos all the time).

btw, I have a mate who spells it Kristefer, which is even worse.

Have we learnt nothing from Keysey? http://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/33307339016777728

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/08/article-1354825-0D15F12D000005DC-857_468x592.jpg

Have we learnt nothing from Keysey? http://twitter.com/AdamLeventhal/status/33307339016777728

― James Mitchell, Friday, 4 February 2011 08:49 (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not really that outrageous a habit to associate with the 'travelling community'

Imma try my best to do some damage with the time i'm given! Hopefully we will be winning when i get on!

answer to the thread title: all of them, they train, watch movies, and go to nando's. that's it.

Imma try my best to do some damage with the time i'm given! Hopefully we will be winning when i get on!

So this is a bit of a match-fixing scandal here huh?

Liverpool prodigy Jonjo Shelvey's Twitter account has been suspended after he posted a picture of his penis. "Apologies for the picture, one of my mates messing around with my phone! Sorry!" tweeted Shelvey, moments before his short social media-horrifying career was prematurely curtailed.

Hope Kenny wasn't following him at the time.

Whoever said "it looks a little too much like him" both otm and lol.

LeonKnight82

Before u chat shit ask yourself have u ever won championship player of the month

RichardKingson

I've played in World Cups. How is the Irish League? RT @LeonKnight82 Talk about my career u better go get one LOL

http://twitter.com/#!/LeonKnight82/status/51974335417696256

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Knight

In March 2011, Knight suffered a Twitter-related breakdown, posing various "Before you chat shit ask yourself" questions.

Michael Duberry, Jody Morris and the usually-quite-funny Cillian Sheridan were having a terrible #turnoffs conversation for most of last night, mostly aimed at women who drink pints, play pool, listen to rap and gamble. Mostly also consisting of Duberry RTing all of Sheridans comedy efforts. Filled my entire feed for about two hours as well.

morriskid
Women who say no! #turnoffs
about 14 hours ago via ÜberSocial

lol ironing. I'd given up reading them by then, I think.

(I made that up!)

sorta surprised jody morris can write

former probation man morris will doubtless object

Zing! (xpost to onimo)

lol leon knight. he hardly played a game for accies

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-1371479-0B66E31400000578-494_468x436.jpg

The irrepresible comic touch of the alleged gang rapist.

tbf to the l, he's just about got it under control with his fifth touch there

I somehow didn't know about the Cole rape allegation; I thought he was just a drink driver

Ay while we're on this, has Asamoah Gyan ever done anything terrible? The guy seems like a hero and I will be disappointed if so

Googling has only turned up this hilariously esoteric beef

http://twitter.com/WayneRoutledge/status/53805250355802112

lol

WayneRoutledge
Okok... #aprilfools #gotme
less than 20 seconds ago via web

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cesc.jpg

http://i52.tinypic.com/riclec.png

No longer on twitter, or in a job.

alan smith's ex-bird has hijacked his twitter http://twitter.com/AlanSmithy17

(American) footballer courts controversy by rainsing good points

"What kind of person celebrates death?" he wrote. "It's amazing how people can HATE a man they have never even heard speak. We've only heard one side..."

He tried to clarify those comments Wednesday.

"This controversial statement was something I said in response to the amount of joy I saw in the event of a murder. I don't believe that this is an issue of politics or American pride; but one of religion, morality, and human ethics," he wrote.

After quoting a bible verse, he wrote: "I wasn't questioning Bin Laden's evil acts. I believe that he will have to face God for what he has done. I was reflecting on our own hypocrisy. During 9/11 we watched in horror as parts of the world celebrated death on our soil. Earlier this week, parts of the world watched us in horror celebrating a man's death."

AlanSmithy17 Alan Smith17
Alan had the choice to go play for Man Utd or Tottenham, Man Utd offered more money and you see where he went
8 hours ago

a scathing indictment of the man I think all will agree

Just a bit of banter:

Wayne Rooney lashed out after a Liverpool supporter branded him a “fat whore’’ and “ugly lil nonse” on Twitter.

Rooney, 25, promptly challenged fan Sam Oldham to meet him at United’s training ground for a real-life showdown.

He threatened: “I’ll put u asleep within 10 ­seconds hope u turn up if u dont gonna tell ­everyone ur scared u ­little nit. I’ll be ­waiting.’’

The bitter war of words, played out in front of Rooney’s 563,000 Twitter followers, will not impress his boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

And the 69-year-old manager will be tempted to give Rooney the infamous ­Fergie hairdryer treatment, a toe-to-toe bawling out.

The club spends millions ­employing security guards to protect their squad of stars.

A club insider said: “The last thing we need is rival fans turning up ­looking for a fight. The boss will be livid.’’

Rooney and Oldham traded insults shortly after midnight yesterday.

Oldham told the star: “Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork ya fat ugly lil nonse.’’

Fuming Rooney then ­challenged the fan to a ­confrontation at United’s Carrington training ground.

He wrote: “haha you know were I train every day kid come and do it good luck.’’

Oldham replied: “and ill be down tomorrow lad in me twin turbo ­nissan micra’’.

Rooney retorted: “Cool bring ur sandwedge girl.’’

United fans who saw the exchange started blitzing Oldham with abuse.

Both men then appeared to back down. Oldham wrote: “I wasn’t bein a hardman its called a joke mate.’’

Rooney added: “Haha bit of banter and people go nuts chill all people.”

The footballer did not say if he knew Oldham, whose Twitter ­account was shut down yesterday.

ah must have posted this after you on other thread...apologies

haha bit of banter m8ty

Footballers who really don't need their wives to be on Twitter

Becky Doyle revealed on Twitter that her husband, Colin Doyle, and Ben Foster, his Birmingham team-mate, had arrived home late after the club's end-of-season awards ceremony on Monday night. "****** off with my husband getting in at 4am with fossy (Foster) and waking me up," Doyle posted on Twitter. "Celebrate next week when your (sic) safe. Have some respect."

was foster going back for a few games of pro ev or something?

obv his workload is lighter now he has served his time with england.

Would ask why Birmingham hold an end-of-season awards ceremony but suppose there'd just be replies about the Emirates Cup.

http://twitter.com/RavelMorrison49/status/71321933295263746

This kid is seriously stupid. He's not going to make it, is he?

In early 2011, he received a 12-month referral order and was ordered to pay £1,445 in costs and compensation after admitting two counts of witness intimidation.[8] In May of the same year Morrison appeared at Salford magistrates court and was charged with criminal damage and assaulting his girlfriend.[9]

every chance of being the next [CONTROVERSIAL SUPERINJUNCTION EDIT]

Not mutually exclusive tbf xp. What does that tweet mean anyway?

I think he was disappointed with the recipients of the awards and the entire night in general, apart from the minor consolation of his chum "tunners" winning something.

Not mutually exclusive, but he's already had two court appearances and has just slagged off his club's player of the year awards. Doesn't really look all that promising. Most players wait to go off the rails until they at least get into the first team.