http://twitter.com/WayneRoutledge/status/53805250355802112
― 1000 Vults Of Nult (DJ Mencap), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
WayneRoutledgeOkok... #aprilfools #gotmeless than 20 seconds ago via web
― death, taxes and (onimo), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Cesc.jpg
― mizzell, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/riclec.png
No longer on twitter, or in a job.
― every day I'm (onimo), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
alan smith's ex-bird has hijacked his twitter http://twitter.com/AlanSmithy17
― tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
(American) footballer courts controversy by rainsing good points
"What kind of person celebrates death?" he wrote. "It's amazing how people can HATE a man they have never even heard speak. We've only heard one side..."
He tried to clarify those comments Wednesday.
"This controversial statement was something I said in response to the amount of joy I saw in the event of a murder. I don't believe that this is an issue of politics or American pride; but one of religion, morality, and human ethics," he wrote.
After quoting a bible verse, he wrote: "I wasn't questioning Bin Laden's evil acts. I believe that he will have to face God for what he has done. I was reflecting on our own hypocrisy. During 9/11 we watched in horror as parts of the world celebrated death on our soil. Earlier this week, parts of the world watched us in horror celebrating a man's death."
― mizzell, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
AlanSmithy17 Alan Smith17Alan had the choice to go play for Man Utd or Tottenham, Man Utd offered more money and you see where he went8 hours ago
a scathing indictment of the man I think all will agree
― puppetry of the pulis (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Just a bit of banter:
Wayne Rooney lashed out after a Liverpool supporter branded him a “fat whore’’ and “ugly lil nonse” on Twitter. Rooney, 25, promptly challenged fan Sam Oldham to meet him at United’s training ground for a real-life showdown. He threatened: “I’ll put u asleep within 10 seconds hope u turn up if u dont gonna tell everyone ur scared u little nit. I’ll be waiting.’’ The bitter war of words, played out in front of Rooney’s 563,000 Twitter followers, will not impress his boss Sir Alex Ferguson. And the 69-year-old manager will be tempted to give Rooney the infamous Fergie hairdryer treatment, a toe-to-toe bawling out. The club spends millions employing security guards to protect their squad of stars. A club insider said: “The last thing we need is rival fans turning up looking for a fight. The boss will be livid.’’ Rooney and Oldham traded insults shortly after midnight yesterday. Oldham told the star: “Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork ya fat ugly lil nonse.’’ Fuming Rooney then challenged the fan to a confrontation at United’s Carrington training ground. He wrote: “haha you know were I train every day kid come and do it good luck.’’ Oldham replied: “and ill be down tomorrow lad in me twin turbo nissan micra’’. Rooney retorted: “Cool bring ur sandwedge girl.’’ United fans who saw the exchange started blitzing Oldham with abuse. Both men then appeared to back down. Oldham wrote: “I wasn’t bein a hardman its called a joke mate.’’ Rooney added: “Haha bit of banter and people go nuts chill all people.” The footballer did not say if he knew Oldham, whose Twitter account was shut down yesterday.
Rooney, 25, promptly challenged fan Sam Oldham to meet him at United’s training ground for a real-life showdown.
He threatened: “I’ll put u asleep within 10 seconds hope u turn up if u dont gonna tell everyone ur scared u little nit. I’ll be waiting.’’
The bitter war of words, played out in front of Rooney’s 563,000 Twitter followers, will not impress his boss Sir Alex Ferguson.
And the 69-year-old manager will be tempted to give Rooney the infamous Fergie hairdryer treatment, a toe-to-toe bawling out.
The club spends millions employing security guards to protect their squad of stars.
A club insider said: “The last thing we need is rival fans turning up looking for a fight. The boss will be livid.’’
Rooney and Oldham traded insults shortly after midnight yesterday.
Oldham told the star: “Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork ya fat ugly lil nonse.’’
Fuming Rooney then challenged the fan to a confrontation at United’s Carrington training ground.
He wrote: “haha you know were I train every day kid come and do it good luck.’’
Oldham replied: “and ill be down tomorrow lad in me twin turbo nissan micra’’.
Rooney retorted: “Cool bring ur sandwedge girl.’’
United fans who saw the exchange started blitzing Oldham with abuse.
Both men then appeared to back down. Oldham wrote: “I wasn’t bein a hardman its called a joke mate.’’
Rooney added: “Haha bit of banter and people go nuts chill all people.”
The footballer did not say if he knew Oldham, whose Twitter account was shut down yesterday.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:02 (thirteen years ago) link
ah must have posted this after you on other thread...apologies
― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link
haha bit of banter m8ty
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Footballers who really don't need their wives to be on Twitter
Becky Doyle revealed on Twitter that her husband, Colin Doyle, and Ben Foster, his Birmingham team-mate, had arrived home late after the club's end-of-season awards ceremony on Monday night. "****** off with my husband getting in at 4am with fossy (Foster) and waking me up," Doyle posted on Twitter. "Celebrate next week when your (sic) safe. Have some respect."
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
was foster going back for a few games of pro ev or something?
obv his workload is lighter now he has served his time with england.
― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Would ask why Birmingham hold an end-of-season awards ceremony but suppose there'd just be replies about the Emirates Cup.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 19 May 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/RavelMorrison49/status/71321933295263746
This kid is seriously stupid. He's not going to make it, is he?
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link
In early 2011, he received a 12-month referral order and was ordered to pay £1,445 in costs and compensation after admitting two counts of witness intimidation.[8] In May of the same year Morrison appeared at Salford magistrates court and was charged with criminal damage and assaulting his girlfriend.[9]
every chance of being the next [CONTROVERSIAL SUPERINJUNCTION EDIT]
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Not mutually exclusive tbf xp. What does that tweet mean anyway?
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 20 May 2011 09:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I think he was disappointed with the recipients of the awards and the entire night in general, apart from the minor consolation of his chum "tunners" winning something.
― the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Not mutually exclusive, but he's already had two court appearances and has just slagged off his club's player of the year awards. Doesn't really look all that promising. Most players wait to go off the rails until they at least get into the first team.
― isn't house rubbish and Pete W mental (Pete W), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Xref with 'rap lyrics written in proper english'
― the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link
(xp)
― the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link
P sure eighth most expensive player ever wor Andy was on dat ting even when in the reserves
― the hauntologico-ballardian aporiae of the defunct myspace profile (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link
raheem sterling's twitter is fairly funny...
"@HUTSPiCEmara why ave you tried 2 try n talk aloud of crap 10:06 PM May 18th via web in reply to ImaraROSE"
so many people try n talk aloud of crap?
― Suggest Banter (Local Garda), Friday, 20 May 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link
rioferdy5 Rio FerdinandI'm on the UB40.....red red wiiiiiiine!! #oooff!51 minutes ago
WayneRooney Wayne Rooney@@rioferdy5 don't have to much. #stayonyourfeet40 minutes ago
mildly funny meme-usage there? And the mistake there aside Wazza generally seems surprisingly coherent and capable of spelling and such. I'll have to avoid following him so I never end up accidentally liking him.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I love ol' wazza.
― Introducing the Hardline According to (jim in glasgow), Monday, 6 June 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link
he has a new head
http://yfrog.com/gznpmbtj
― reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Monday, 6 June 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link
@Nanas08 Samir Nasri Official@immildlyracist listen come in front of me tell me what u tweet i will show who is th c***
@immildlyracist listen come in front of me tell me what u tweet i will show who is th c***
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link
lol at Twitter handle "immildlyracist"
― boxall, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Find it hard to believe the big girl Sami Nasri could ever beat someone up.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
WayneRooney Wayne RooneyMe and Jay z chilling in Barbados yfrog.com/kjqeouj16 Jun
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg739/scaled.php?tn=0&server=739&filename=qeou.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640
WayneRooney Wayne RooneyHaha it's a lookalike people @jiggawhat16 Jun
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i can see one similarity yes wayne
Ugh, son
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 17 June 2011 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link
If you were going to punt £12k on fake hair would you get a fake receding hairline? For that money I'd want a full head of hair.
― some greenzo (onimo), Friday, 17 June 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure i'd go for 2 all over either
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Friday, 17 June 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/editorial_image/f5/f5d7e0d3cc20713549dc49944112e62b/this_is_how_a_footballer_introduces_himself_to_twitter.jpg
And then:
https://twitter.com/#!/HayleyGa11agher/status/95611671795609600
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Hahaha
― I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks Paul.
― get ready for the banter (NotEnough), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
sandroraniere Sandro Raniere I had my check up today with the doctor, and he said my knee getting better.
― mizzell, Tuesday, 26 July 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
What a shit cunt: https://twitter.com/#!/Georgeporter15/status/154992549965213696
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
The USA international was left stunned as Wigan's then second-string keeper Floyd Croll had Howard scrambling into the back of his net with an incredible Pat Jennings-esque kick at Moss Lane in November 2005.
Croll, now plying his trade lower down the football pyramid with Isthmian League outfit AFC Sudbury, immediately took to Twitter to remind the 32-year-old of his freakish feat.
'I have scored to haven't I Mr Howard #iownyoustill'
― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 January 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/cesc4official/statuses/156436128906477568
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 9 January 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
Georgeporter15 George PorterPizza express is so underated.27 Dec
footballers who need to be on ILX
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Monday, 9 January 2012 18:37 (twelve years ago) link
oh Szczesnypaws
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/16498907.stm
― ailsa, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:39 (twelve years ago) link
jeez louise
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
It has a different meaning in Poland.
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
Rapists obviously dress badly in Poland
― Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 09:57 (twelve years ago) link
Not sure a guy in an Arsenal keeper's jersey can call other people out for dressing like a rapist.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 10:09 (twelve years ago) link
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-16511735
This joker apparently said he'd have to padlock his arse if he had the bed next to Gareth Thomas in Celeb Big Brother. Stay classy, footballers on Twitter.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
if nothing else this is hopefully going to contribute to a widespread understanding that ppl on Twitter who do that 'hashtag followed by several words run together' thing after every single thing they tweet are horrible thickos
― Buster Mottrhymes (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
twitter hashtags are the most banal thing ever and possibly the most pass/agg thing ever when they consist of #compoundphraseshighlightingenemiesnotionalfaults
― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Thursday, January 5, 2012 2:37 PM (6 days ago)
― difficult christening shower (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:50 (twelve years ago) link