what is john terry?

For insulting Anton Ferdinand
And ruining Chelsea's global brand
John Terry should be banned
The lad can't help it if he's tanned

while granting certaing moral slackness
you'd hope you could express displeasure
without ref to the other's blackness
at least you would if you weren't a seriously dedicated cunt of the highest order who can kick, elbow, fuck and racially abuse anyone at apparent total leisure

but not all at once

youse conce

wot people needs to understand
i'm not the one wot should be banned
this story's clearly wrong you see
i never called im no black me

if you find all your time is used
denying that you have abused
black players- then let me be blunt
you're probably a racist cunt
and even if in every case
you never broached the fellow's race
the fact that it's a constant worry
suggests that you're a chalice (furry)

aside from all this racial stuff
he's undeniably quite rough
he had his pick of waggish totty
but still fucked carlo ancelotti

the pot calling the kettle, um
ferdy, at least he didn't fuck your mum
the irony there in plain sight
like anton but white, completely white.

The FA will not act
He's clearly not that kind of player
The cunt deserves to be whacked
I'll give a grand to his eventual slayer

nice, both nice

when asked if john said something rash
anton's answer was typically brash
he said i don't mind im
effin and blindin
but his face just looks so like a gash

what's wrong with these people who just cannot fathom
how this racism talk leaves me desperately saddened
i've played with the king lad since senrab fc
and never a bad word has he had from me
i'm dead against racism, that's not just a front
(and also adultery and being a cunt)
so please, internetters, don't give me this tag
just because i'm a generally cuntish bawbag
so, hoping we won't have to do this again
i'm playing next tuesday
you'll all see me then

services do not come cheap
for expert to analyse one's lips
for it's too cruel on a juror
to read the cunt's labia majora

He's prejudiced against either black people
or those who are blind
but what does he think about folks from China?
John Terry is a vagina

An Englishman, plays centre back
As captain he faces the sack
Shagged his mate's bird
Disgracefully slurred
For calling a mate fucking blind

reference to blindness is frowned on
and unless terry's being merked or clowned on
there'll be tears before dinner
cos this premier league winner
thought that youtube was safe with no sound on

Hitler wore an armband
so does Terry
They both hate blacks
and drink cheap sherry
Adolf only
had one ball
Maybe Johnny has
a single testicle

John Terry is captain of England
In the World Cup,
things didn't go so grand
Goal scoring wasn't on the agenda
of this prejudiced blind hating
racist pudenda

John Terry
a very very bad man
a mad man on occasion
ranting raving
saving up his foulest language
for the men in black
and the black men
pointing shouting
flouting various laws
just 'cos
he can
this man who will
shag your missus
pisses with laughter
all the way to the bank
it's thanks to Abramovich
he's rich, which rankles
his ankles are insured
for more than your house
the big girl's blouse
blubs when Chelsea lose
England too
whatever you do
don't let him take a penalty
or open a pet shop
and stop your girlfriend
from using his shoulder
to cry on
nigh on impossible to believe
but your beloved might leave
you for Terry
and then injunctions will fly
Terry will lie
lawyers will try
to zip her up
trip her up
on where stories differed
then enter Max Clifford
and Terry will smirk and go back to work
but against Queens Park Rangers
dangers are lurking
working to bring Terry down
even Shaun Derry frowned
when he heard the words
that Terry directed
projected at Anton
cousin of Les, brother of Rio
unlikely hero of the fight against racism
you black cunt or was it blind
the lined face of Terry says it all
kicking a ball is not enough
when stuff gets puffed on YouTube
you should
know that lip-readers
are nosey bleeders
and too good at reading lips
for quips like 'you black cunt' to slip by
unnoticed

bravo

a few commas short of a classic, that one...

Cunning Captain John Terry
was asked "Are you a cunt?"
"A Cunt?? I'm not
I swear by the virgin Mary.
You only saw me being the last part of 'I'm not a cunt'"

lol

I am not as they have named me
I am not to be judged by jackals
I have stood with Lions
Bled for pensioners
Blue to my core
I wear my poppy proudly red
But I am white
completely white

This accuser of mine
Envoy and descendant of imaginary beings
Bytimes cornrowed and crowing
Twitters and cowers at my passing shadow
He is no roman warrior
He is no Anglo, no Saxon
He knows what he is
He knows what he is
A
Black
Fucking
Cunt

Capello, no you're not gonna keep me out
Yeah, oh boo-hoo fracture for the Jagielka
No you're not gonna keep me out
You're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down

I'm a cunt but I'm not a blind cunt

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week3/16112733.jpg

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and set your blubbering penalty-shanking glass-jawed stumbling racist cunt face on fire

when is this due proved btw

2001.

Search "John Terry is a cunt"
About 29.800 results (0,28 seconds)

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-ash1/v282/67/4/522566253/n522566253_888375_8549.jpg

A great GIS, because it goes from classy 'shops (Terry in a poster for 'American History X') before rapidly becoming pictures of just about everyone hateful every (Ed Miliband, John Prescott, Anthony Worral Thompson, Nick Clegg, Nicky Wire)

I wanted to link to that 'Accusation History X' poster but it wouldn't let me! Grmbl

still loving this, it's like he's photoshopped his own face irl
http://images.teamtalk.com/11/10/402x210/John-Terry_2669528.jpg

I'm Popeye the racist man

have we chased pete from ilx thru obsessive terryhate?

I fear so. I tried to lure him when we got back up but there's no sign. I blame whoever's tarnishing the Chelsea brand, David Luiz or avb or someone.

i hope not tbh, tho terry is vv hateful and all

A racist, an adulterer and an England captain walk into a bar, barman says "evening John!"

succinct joke about a siccunct

armbanned
defence planned
knobslot stopped
cpt dropped
at least typesetters
keep the first and last letters

'terry you cunt, you cunt
you've got british national front
you called t'other brother that
and didn't have your answers pat
and no cunt likes you, cunt'

otm

peligro = anton imo

do we have to officially stop calling him a racist if he gets found not guilty?

unproven racist

erstwhile racist

i think if they have to have a trial to see if you're racist or not, ppl can do the shorthand for themselves.

When's the trial over the cunt allegations?

would-be racist

putative racist

pudendative racist, shurely

His rhetoric is racial
He'll give your wife a facial

Mourinho, in a statement to court, said among off-field causes were "Lets keep racism out of football" and "Help for Heroes"

definitely a racist then.

memorably starred in lost alongside http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008684/?ref_=tt_cl_t13

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goodbye England's dose

i'd forgotten all the trial deets upthread. tears of lol in my eyes

I was just coming here to post the good news.

Haven't felt such joy since the day Thatcher died.

Though he'll probably join Arsenal and annoy us all next season.

Am I right in thinking that leaves TWP as the only one left of the (lol) Golden Generation?

full kit wanking as you leave
finally lost out in a heave
to a pl debutante-
captain, leader, legend? conte.

when all the world's a leaky stage
with loose slips sinking premierships
then limit eyes upon your page
focus, focus in your rage
subtle in the war you wage
until the climax of the hunt
the feed that drips, the noose that slips

.......its John Terry's accunt

shouldve entered it into this years poetry comp tbh

missiles fall on distant kiev
this counts as merely minor peeve
we knows what sides our breads is buttered
let no apologies be uttered
when all is said and all is done
a terrys lots a happy one
toe rag to riches, doughty yeoman
to cuntish twentieth century roman

I think your John Terry poetry is underrated

ty calz i agree tbh

I love when bad things happen to this man

John Terry’s collection of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) have plummeted in value by 90 per cent over the past month, with Tammy Abraham and Ashley Cole quietly deleting their endorsements of the controversial scheme.

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oil refined
players signed
lampard dined
out of mind
cos love is black
now all confined
oh what a bind
john terry is
a cunt in kind

John Terry via Instagram. Proper Chels 💙 [@JohnTerry26] pic.twitter.com/p5vH3JfKfl

— CFC-Blues (@CFCBlues_com) February 1, 2024