He's prejudiced against either black peopleor those who are blindbut what does he think about folks from China?John Terry is a vagina
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link
An Englishman, plays centre backAs captain he faces the sackShagged his mate's birdDisgracefully slurredFor calling a mate fucking blind
― a guy called Gerard (onimo), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:30 (twelve years ago) link
reference to blindness is frowned onand unless terry's being merked or clowned on there'll be tears before dinnercos this premier league winnerthought that youtube was safe with no sound on
― RIP Big Muam mißya til I'm Libya (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link
Hitler wore an armbandso does TerryThey both hate blacksand drink cheap sherryAdolf onlyhad one ballMaybe Johnny hasa single testicle
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link
John Terry is captain of EnglandIn the World Cup,things didn't go so grandGoal scoring wasn't on the agendaof this prejudiced blind hatingracist pudenda
― cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:50 (twelve years ago) link
John Terrya very very bad mana mad man on occasionranting ravingsaving up his foulest languagefor the men in blackand the black menpointing shoutingflouting various lawsjust 'cos he canthis man who willshag your missuspisses with laughterall the way to the bankit's thanks to Abramovichhe's rich, which rankleshis ankles are insuredfor more than your housethe big girl's blouseblubs when Chelsea loseEngland toowhatever you dodon't let him take a penaltyor open a pet shopand stop your girlfriendfrom using his shoulder to cry onnigh on impossible to believebut your beloved might leaveyou for Terryand then injunctions will flyTerry will lielawyers will tryto zip her uptrip her up on where stories differedthen enter Max Cliffordand Terry will smirk and go back to workbut against Queens Park Rangersdangers are lurkingworking to bring Terry downeven Shaun Derry frownedwhen he heard the wordsthat Terry directed projected at Antoncousin of Les, brother of Riounlikely hero of the fight against racismyou black cunt or was it blindthe lined face of Terry says it allkicking a ball is not enoughwhen stuff gets puffed on YouTubeyou should know that lip-readersare nosey bleedersand too good at reading lipsfor quips like 'you black cunt' to slip by unnoticed
― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 October 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link
bravo
― RIP Big Muam mißya til I'm Libya (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 October 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
a few commas short of a classic, that one...
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 October 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link
Cunning Captain John Terrywas asked "Are you a cunt?""A Cunt?? I'm notI swear by the virgin Mary.You only saw me being the last part of 'I'm not a cunt'"
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― blind pele (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link
I am not as they have named meI am not to be judged by jackalsI have stood with LionsBled for pensionersBlue to my coreI wear my poppy proudly redBut I am whitecompletely white
This accuser of mineEnvoy and descendant of imaginary beingsBytimes cornrowed and crowingTwitters and cowers at my passing shadowHe is no roman warriorHe is no Anglo, no SaxonHe knows what he isHe knows what he isA BlackFuckingCunt
― blind pele (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 16:59 (twelve years ago) link
Capello, no you're not gonna keep me out Yeah, oh boo-hoo fracture for the Jagielka No you're not gonna keep me out You're gonna bring yourself down Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down Yeah, you're gonna bring yourself down
I'm a cunt but I'm not a blind cunt
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 10 November 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week3/16112733.jpg
I'm starting with the man in the mirrorI'm asking him to change his waysAnd no message could have been any clearerIf you wanna make the world a better placeTake a look at yourself and set your blubbering penalty-shanking glass-jawed stumbling racist cunt face on fire
― James Mitchell, Friday, 18 November 2011 08:11 (twelve years ago) link
when is this due proved btw
― til the power failure (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 January 2012 13:22 (twelve years ago) link
2001.
― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 12 January 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
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― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
A great GIS, because it goes from classy 'shops (Terry in a poster for 'American History X') before rapidly becoming pictures of just about everyone hateful every (Ed Miliband, John Prescott, Anthony Worral Thompson, Nick Clegg, Nicky Wire)
― insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:27 (twelve years ago) link
I wanted to link to that 'Accusation History X' poster but it wouldn't let me! Grmbl
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 15 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
still loving this, it's like he's photoshopped his own face irlhttp://images.teamtalk.com/11/10/402x210/John-Terry_2669528.jpg
― ERIC CANONTA FOR PRESIDETN! (onimo), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
I'm Popeye the racist man
― Sugary pee is not normal (aldo), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:47 (twelve years ago) link
have we chased pete from ilx thru obsessive terryhate?
― modric conservative (darraghmac), Monday, 16 January 2012 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
I fear so. I tried to lure him when we got back up but there's no sign. I blame whoever's tarnishing the Chelsea brand, David Luiz or avb or someone.
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 16 January 2012 14:55 (twelve years ago) link
i hope not tbh, tho terry is vv hateful and all
― modric conservative (darraghmac), Monday, 16 January 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
A racist, an adulterer and an England captain walk into a bar, barman says "evening John!"
― once a weak eye sample (onimo), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:20 (twelve years ago) link
succinct joke about a siccunct
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:31 (twelve years ago) link
armbanneddefence plannedknobslot stoppedcpt droppedat least typesetterskeep the first and last letters
'terry you cunt, you cuntyou've got british national frontyou called t'other brother thatand didn't have your answers patand no cunt likes you, cunt'
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 February 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― pet tommy & the barkhaters (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
peligro = anton imo
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
do we have to officially stop calling him a racist if he gets found not guilty?
― sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
unproven racist
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
erstwhile racist
― sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
i think if they have to have a trial to see if you're racist or not, ppl can do the shorthand for themselves.
When's the trial over the cunt allegations?
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
would-be racist
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:34 (twelve years ago) link
putative racist
pudendative racist, shurely
― deems irreverent (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
His rhetoric is racialHe'll give your wife a facial
― peligro, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 17:21 (twelve years ago) link
Mourinho, in a statement to court, said among off-field causes were "Lets keep racism out of football" and "Help for Heroes"
definitely a racist then.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link
only against the islams tho
― sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link
daniel taylor @DTguardianBruce Buck, Chelsea chairman, now called to witness box
daniel taylor @DTguardianBuck says Terry has "an almost uncanny mental strength" - "other people have it but I've never seen it quite like John Terry has it"
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/Bruce_Buck.jpg/388px-Bruce_Buck.jpg
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
Sam Wallace @SamWallaceIndyBuck tells court 'vociferous' QPR fans gave he & his wife such abuse that at end of game 'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
daniel taylor @DTguardianProsecutor: "You used to play for Arsenal, nobody makes any noise at the Emirates do they?" Cole: "Am I supposed to laugh at that?"
daniel taylor @DTguardianCole: "If you're saying Loftus Road is louder than the Emirates I'd say: 'no, it's not."
daniel taylor @DTguardianProsecutor: "Ok, let's not have that argument." Cole: "Well, you brought it up."
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
might as well be holding this trial in the pub
'she was so upset she wanted to go straight home'
heaven forbid
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't know Help for Heroes so I looked it up. Apart from the very Britishes use of 'bloke', I was amused to see that it quotes a speech Teddy Roosevelt made on July 4th, 1903. 51st State indeed.
― Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:34 (twelve years ago) link
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martin samuel for the prosecution
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
ha i was going to
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:38 (twelve years ago) link
Something very wrong with that reflection
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
Take that mirror back to the shop imo
― gonna send him to outer space, to hug another face (NickB), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
Sam Wallace @SamWallaceIndyTerry: 'Whether it's Spanish or Ivory Coast players, I welcome them into the club & into my home'
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 14:57 (twelve years ago) link
ty calz i agree tbh
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 March 2022 22:15 (two years ago) link
I love when bad things happen to this man
John Terry’s collection of non-fungible tokens (NFTs) have plummeted in value by 90 per cent over the past month, with Tammy Abraham and Ashley Cole quietly deleting their endorsements of the controversial scheme.More from @josephmdursohttps://t.co/p2R8XVMI7D— The Athletic UK (@TheAthleticUK) March 9, 2022
― mardheamac (gyac), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
oil refined players signedlampard dinedout of mindcos love is blacknow all confinedoh what a bindjohn terry is a cunt in kind
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 March 2022 13:00 (two years ago) link
John Terry via Instagram. Proper Chels 💙 [@JohnTerry26] pic.twitter.com/p5vH3JfKfl— CFC-Blues (@CFCBlues_com) February 1, 2024
― Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 1 February 2024 15:18 (seven months ago) link