why does he court controversy like this???
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
ugh grammar
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:30 (twelve years ago) link
Capello is now handed the dilemma of whether he should even take Terry to Euro 2012 - as well as the possibility that his former captain may not wish to go.
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
let me hand you this possibility
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:33 (twelve years ago) link
fucking hell, the whole article is vintage nult doggerel
Capello clearly felt Terry's credibility as captain had been damaged and his ability to lead - and perhaps more importantly unify - England's squad was beyond him.
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
As the Football Association removes the captain's armband for a second time with Terry scheduled to stand trial in July for alleged racist abuse directed at QPR's Anton Ferdinand - and for which he has entered a not guilty plea - the discussions and conclusions will have been much more complex.
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
When FA chairman David Bernstein canvassed opinion from his other board members, the legal and footballing implications of such a move will have weighed heavily on their minds, as well as the reaction of their coach.
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link
xhnnntthh ffffffvvvv - pointless subclause - gjtdhkkgrr jecbbjjrr
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
The FA will feel it has moved to clear away a cloud that could have been the England squad's constant companion up to and including Euro 2012. Terry's presence as captain will have ensured constant questioning about the very obvious sub-plot to this tournament - but it will not go away if he is still a member of the squad.
hating him more than ever now, picturing him having a post-work fosters in salford with "stevo".
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
kinda imagine them saying 'quaffing'
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
bevies will have been quaffed by the bbc football men
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:41 (twelve years ago) link
"stevo it's nult. will have been in the bbc bar at 7 tonight for an hour at 8. you'll want to come?"
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
Terry's presence as captain will have ensured constant questioning about the very obvious sub-plot to this tournament
feel that 'will have' entering the future tense marks a giant leap for nultianism.
― Merdeyeux, Friday, 3 February 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link
difficult to imagine alphanult's mumbly evasions fitting easily with stevos contrived beta banter
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
hierarchies will be observed even in salford quays more lively quaffingplaces
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 February 2012 19:51 (twelve years ago) link
The Stamford Bridge surface shows no signs of the heavy weather around London as Manchester United prepare their response to Manchester City's three-point lead at the top of the Premier League when they face Chelsea.
HHhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg
― oppet, Sunday, 5 February 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
Many would have paid more than a penny for the thoughts of Villas-Boas if he was watching this game while the wounds heal from his sacking. He may have wondered how he could have failed so spectacularly to coax a performance on this scale from Chelsea during his nine months at the club.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/philmcnulty/2012/03/abramovich_basks_in_chelsea_vi.html
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
that first sentence is a work of art
― Number None, Friday, 16 March 2012 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
the portuguese was literally stigmatized
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 16 March 2012 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
Getting a bodysnatchers avec nult vibe from the lanchester thread? im scared to go outside now*
*not really
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 19 March 2012 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
BBC Sport Chief Football Writer Phil McNulty at the DW Stadium
"Expect scenes of verbal carnage in the Manchester United dressing room at half-time. Sir Alex Ferguson literally hopping mad on occasions. Wigan excellent so far and furious with the decision to disallow Victor Moses' goal."
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link
from twitter. "Nani on for Rooney. Rooney been poor tonight - but little handshake with Ferguson as he goes to the dug out." little handshake?
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WeXpg.jpg
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
OK, this is neither Nult nor football, but I think BBC F1 correspondent Andrew Benson may have outdone the master:
Nico Rosberg's dominant victory in China ensured he has become the first son of a living world champion to become a grand prix winner - and only the third ever. The fathers of Damon Hill and Jacques Villeneuve were killed when their son were children.
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 16 April 2012 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
"when their son were children" sounds like a play set during apartheid era sa.
― I'm going to allow this! (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
this is extracurricular but worth a look
I need some catching up! (avant-garde classical music)
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Friday, 27 April 2012 00:29 (twelve years ago) link
McLeish insists he will not walk away from a three-year contract and as one of the most battle-hardened men in the game. This is no surprise - but he will need Lerner to be as supportive as he was on Tuesday.
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Saturday, 28 April 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
I'm starting to think it's house style. Martin Fisher looks ahead to Chelsea-Blackburn:
This end-of-season dead rubber is bound to elicit a level of disinterest not in keeping with how the rest of the season has panned out for these clubs.
― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 13 May 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
By Phil McNultyChief football writer, BBC SportEngland manager Roy Hodgson insists he will leave it Uefa and match officials to take action if any his players are racially abused during Euro 2012.
welp.
(okay, after a bit of radical confusion i see where the missing word is now. but still, that's the first line. and 'insists'?)
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 2 June 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
Not a nactual eponymous nultification, but Guardian keeps an amount of proper gravitas:
Poland would have preferred to galvanise their countrymen, but the side were not masters on this night. Even before they enjoyed a numerical advantage for a spell, Greece had been insistent on showing that they had notable means of their own. It is the co-hosts who may be left to reflect most deeply on these scenes.
There is more.
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 9 June 2012 06:44 (twelve years ago) link
Some real high energy - or do they call it hi-energy these days? - pre-match entertainment
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link
Nult pretending he's never been to a leather bar
― 'Last Moments Robot' Comforts You To Death (Noodle Vague), Monday, 11 June 2012 15:10 (twelve years ago) link
Is that really what they've laid on for the baying hordes? (lol at the story of France having sold 27 tickets btw)
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 11 June 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
lol merdes
― too cool graham rix listening to neu (nakhchivan), Monday, 11 June 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link
And finally back to hotel in Krakow just as the sun breaks through. Certainly shining on England & Roy Hodgson today. #bbcfootball@philmcnulty 5 hours ago
5 hours ago, nult will have had a wild bender with the barmy army, inebriated will have arrived back at hotel at 6am.
― ooooiiiioooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooh un - bi - leevable! (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 08:50 (twelve years ago) link
They have been busy in the transfer market but the main reason for predicting a much-improved Premier League placing for Villa this season is the arrival of the single-minded Lambert. I expect Villa to be much more formidable this season.
Finishing position - 8th
― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
is this the first time he has made any prediction not of the 'formidable catalans barcelona will be a threat in the champions league this year' variety
― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
woah, return of the nakh
― Number None, Friday, 17 August 2012 23:28 (twelve years ago) link
that will have been a display name
― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
try parsing this one
It is also a signal that United can and will spend the big money on stellar stars when the moment arrives Ferguson can point at Van Persie as the flesh and blood embodiment of his insistence that owners the Glazers will support him financially when it matters, proof that his public support for the Americans is not simply lip service to his paymasters
― Number None, Friday, 17 August 2012 23:35 (twelve years ago) link
that is absolutely immense
― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
'stellar stars' is only about the seventeenth most astounding thing that about that sentence
― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
So while no-one can dress up Van Persie's loss as good news for Arsenal or downsize the challenge now facing Wenger - especially as he has chosen Old Trafford as his next destination - cold reflection from their supporters may just leave them thinking life will go on.
― Claude Parfait Ngon A Djam (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 August 2012 23:42 (twelve years ago) link
oh shit i didn't even notice "stellar stars"
― Number None, Friday, 17 August 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
Haha, I was going to revive this after reading that but got distracted at work.
That quoted bit is like he fired a shotgun full of words at the page.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 August 2012 09:46 (twelve years ago) link
It's glorious. his ability to make moebus strip sentences out of russian doll grammatical constructions is truly impressive, but even allowing for that he's surely aided by the absence of an obvious full stop there. a relatively crude device by his standards.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 18 August 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.vinylvendors.com/Pictures/s/t/stellastarr365929.jpg
― oppet, Saturday, 18 August 2012 10:38 (twelve years ago) link
moebius. ykwim.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 18 August 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link
The Scot hinted at the pain he insists will drive his players to feats of recovery they have accomplished before, bouncing back from the loss of losing the title Ferguson treasures, when he spoke during United's pre-season tour of South Africa.
vintage nult.
btw does anyone think someone had a word about all the "will have knowns", you just don't see them anymore.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:23 (twelve years ago) link
And while City will once again cast a considerable shadow, Ferguson can also point to shafts of optimism ahead of United's first test at Everton on Monday even before the signing of Van Persie.
shafts of optimism!
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Saturday, 18 August 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link