Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

lolling at double invocation of herberts

incorrectly capitalized surely

hmm, dunno u know

Kyle Bartley.

surely redeemed by that tweet about the lights going out while he was pooping.

although looking at his twitter now, what did he say? from a quick scan through it seems that the incriminatory tweet has been deleted.

He said that some girls were very stupid and that he'd lost a good friend and a great person. Later claimed it was nothing to do with his friend and former teammates Ched Evans. He didn't even know the verdict as he was on the team bus, tweeting his thoughts on, er, twitter. Where he follows lots of outlets reporting it and people discussing it. So adamant was he that his tweet was unconnected with Evans that he has since deleted it and has ignored many requests for him to tweet regarding his thoughts on Evans unrelated to his other friend dicked around by a woman.

Dude's got previous for being a dick on twitter.

Just speculating, you understand. In a needs-some-PR-advice way.

ugh, fuck 'im, and may ched enjoy his lengthy prison time.

Jody Morris advising footballers to watch out for dodgy immoral women. Hmmmmm.

jody morris still exists?

does this mean if i start a fake bill 'fatty' foulkes twitter, challops from the controversial retired manchester united goalkeeper will appear itt

Jody Morris plays up here. I follow a lot of very dull SPL players.

didn't he have an alleged rapey incident a long time ago?

getting deja vu there then read the thread

Wasn't Morris accused of being a bit rakey in the dim and distant?

― my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:32 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.

― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aaaaaaaand another

Such a cunt.

Also did no one at Sheffield United tell them in advance to stfu?

one for Whiney: http://twitter.com/#!/morriskid/status/194413125351645184

Alex Ox-Chamberlain ‏@Alex_OxChambo

#AFC #England
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https://twitter.com/TheRealEboue/status/206880385664172032

new blood

Charlie Mulgrew ‏@charlie_mulgrew
I'v went for it gees sum banter

player of the year, now he's a twatter

oh Charlie

2006–2008 Wolverhampton Wanderers 6 (0)

no bad for a guy with one leg tbfttl
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Charlie_Mulgrew.jpg/150px-Charlie_Mulgrew.jpg

mulgrew strikes:

Charlie Mulgrew ‏@charlie_mulgrew

Tiger woods will be like a dog with 2 dicks the night.

i did laugh tbh.

this is going to go well

http://twitter.com/therealAC3

Wayne Rooney
@WayneRooney
Ash cole your to funny. Legend

‘Who’s your best friend in the game?’ I asked.
He smiled. ‘You’re not going to like this…’
‘Try me…’
‘Ash.’
‘Which Ash?’
‘Ashley Cole.’
Arsenal fans have loathed Cole since he quit on us for Chelsea in a row over a £5,000-a-week pay rise.
‘Are you serious?’
‘Yes. He’s nothing like what you guys think. Ash is a really sound guy and has been a proper friend to me.’
As I mulled over this shocking revelation, he added: ‘I’d take a bullet for him.’
Coleen nearly choked on her wine.
‘Do behave, Wayne! You wouldn’t take a bullet for him.’
‘I would! And he would for me, too. We’d die for each other!’

yeah i saw that, piers morgan is such a fuckheid

twp and ac3 could roast ten whores a day and write off a ferrari every week and they would still be less obnoxious than that sycophantic cunt

Ashley Cole ‏@TheRealAC3
I'm new to this but is the real me Ashley Cole. #HELPME

https://twitter.com/joleon_lescnot3

MCFC defender. Kinda Gay, I sport a large scar on my forehead, thinking of getting a new one on my leg someday. 100% Original Parody

2000 followers

Rio Ferdinand ‏@rioferdy5

RT @supersimmie: @rioferdy5 Bacary Lasagna » hahahhaha #CookingNames

To all the people asking if I have retired from international football.no I haven't trap didn't even know I was Irish #whataclown

With over 100k followers Gary Hooper is really bringing the content

7 mins ‏@HOOP588
?

Mar 3 ‏@HOOP588
Yessssssssss

Mar 3 ‏@HOOP588
Come on spurs

Celtic nonentity Paul Slane (few tweets deleted but screengrabbed and easily findable, seems he went out to the pub in Glasgow, got pished, ended up in Amsterdam as you do, then tweeted a picture of himself mid-shag with some lassie).

classy

There's also this from last week - Shane Duffy gets pissed on St Patrick's Day and claims someone else randomly picked up his phone to retweet a message supporting the IRA.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21830064

Paul Slane now claiming it's all hilarious photoshop bantz by his friends.

Joey Barton momentarily forgetting he's an intellectual progressive of the football world.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

2 questions for Thiago Silva. Firstly, Why are YOU talking about ME, in your press conference before PSG v Barca? Very strange.

Secondly, Are you Pre-Op or Post-Op? #transsexual #thiagosaladyboy

872 RETWEETS 285 FAVORITES

Baffles me, which way he's going. Is he a man changing to a woman or a woman changing to a man? Can't work it out.

248 RETWEETS 68 FAVORITES

Mido is finally on twitter, and it's a treat:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHhKOOECUAI_5wd.jpg:large

I'm kinda creeped out that you keep my silhouette on your phone tbh

Not my screenshot :)

http://twitter.com/louissaha08 is kind of an accidental weird twitter genius imo

louis saha ‏@louissaha08 6h
#tryit&tellme Take a tomato and put sugar on it. Taste it if you never tried. It taste like strawberry.

ace

wish we had a version of this thread for snooker players - https://twitter.com/markwil147/status/369957387811434496

Lol

Is Mark Williams a ManU fan?

https://twitter.com/Parkolass/status/355793302718644227/photo/1

girls who like rap are kinda overrated

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link

you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)

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Calum Chambers

God his name looks weird when you look at it for more than half a second.