hmm, dunno u know
― r|t|c, Thursday, 5 April 2012 16:21 (twelve years ago) link
Kyle Bartley.
― ailsa, Friday, 20 April 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
surely redeemed by that tweet about the lights going out while he was pooping.
although looking at his twitter now, what did he say? from a quick scan through it seems that the incriminatory tweet has been deleted.
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Friday, 20 April 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
He said that some girls were very stupid and that he'd lost a good friend and a great person. Later claimed it was nothing to do with his friend and former teammates Ched Evans. He didn't even know the verdict as he was on the team bus, tweeting his thoughts on, er, twitter. Where he follows lots of outlets reporting it and people discussing it. So adamant was he that his tweet was unconnected with Evans that he has since deleted it and has ignored many requests for him to tweet regarding his thoughts on Evans unrelated to his other friend dicked around by a woman.
Dude's got previous for being a dick on twitter.
Just speculating, you understand. In a needs-some-PR-advice way.
― ailsa, Friday, 20 April 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
ugh, fuck 'im, and may ched enjoy his lengthy prison time.
― michael nyman cat (Merdeyeux), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
Jody Morris advising footballers to watch out for dodgy immoral women. Hmmmmm.
― ailsa, Sunday, 22 April 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
jody morris still exists?
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 April 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
does this mean if i start a fake bill 'fatty' foulkes twitter, challops from the controversial retired manchester united goalkeeper will appear itt
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 April 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
Jody Morris plays up here. I follow a lot of very dull SPL players.
― ailsa, Sunday, 22 April 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
didn't he have an alleged rapey incident a long time ago?
― we are not bemused (onimo), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
getting deja vu there then read the thread
Wasn't Morris accused of being a bit rakey in the dim and distant?― my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:32 Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkYeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― my Bébé just cares for me (onimo), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:32 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah, that's where it all started going wrong for him iirc.
― ailsa, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:34 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― we are not bemused (onimo), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
aaaaaaaand another
― W. E. B. Du Bois Goals Panel (DJ Mencap), Monday, 23 April 2012 12:22 (twelve years ago) link
Such a cunt.
Also did no one at Sheffield United tell them in advance to stfu?
― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Monday, 23 April 2012 12:33 (twelve years ago) link
one for Whiney: http://twitter.com/#!/morriskid/status/194413125351645184
― W. E. B. Du Bois Goals Panel (DJ Mencap), Monday, 23 April 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
Alex Ox-Chamberlain @Alex_OxChambo
#AFC #EnglandExpand
― Serov devochka s persikami (nakhchivan), Sunday, 20 May 2012 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TheRealEboue/status/206880385664172032
― caek, Monday, 28 May 2012 00:32 (twelve years ago) link
new blood
Charlie Mulgrew @charlie_mulgrewI'v went for it gees sum banter
player of the year, now he's a twatter
― a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Friday, 1 June 2012 11:18 (twelve years ago) link
oh Charlie
― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 June 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link
2006–2008 Wolverhampton Wanderers 6 (0)
― korea opportunities (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 June 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link
no bad for a guy with one leg tbfttlhttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Charlie_Mulgrew.jpg/150px-Charlie_Mulgrew.jpg
― a permanent embarrassment and an occasional disgrace (onimo), Friday, 1 June 2012 11:43 (twelve years ago) link
mulgrew strikes:
Charlie Mulgrew @charlie_mulgrew
Tiger woods will be like a dog with 2 dicks the night.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 3 June 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
i did laugh tbh.
this is going to go well
http://twitter.com/therealAC3
― Number None, Sunday, 22 July 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
Wayne Rooney@WayneRooneyAsh cole your to funny. Legend
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 22 July 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
‘Who’s your best friend in the game?’ I asked.He smiled. ‘You’re not going to like this…’‘Try me…’‘Ash.’‘Which Ash?’‘Ashley Cole.’Arsenal fans have loathed Cole since he quit on us for Chelsea in a row over a £5,000-a-week pay rise. ‘Are you serious?’‘Yes. He’s nothing like what you guys think. Ash is a really sound guy and has been a proper friend to me.’As I mulled over this shocking revelation, he added: ‘I’d take a bullet for him.’Coleen nearly choked on her wine.‘Do behave, Wayne! You wouldn’t take a bullet for him.’‘I would! And he would for me, too. We’d die for each other!’
― Number None, Sunday, 22 July 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i saw that, piers morgan is such a fuckheid
twp and ac3 could roast ten whores a day and write off a ferrari every week and they would still be less obnoxious than that sycophantic cunt
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 22 July 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
Ashley Cole @TheRealAC3I'm new to this but is the real me Ashley Cole. #HELPME
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 July 2012 22:11 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/joleon_lescnot3
MCFC defender. Kinda Gay, I sport a large scar on my forehead, thinking of getting a new one on my leg someday. 100% Original Parody
2000 followers
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5
RT @supersimmie: @rioferdy5 Bacary Lasagna » hahahhaha #CookingNames
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 13 December 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
To all the people asking if I have retired from international football.no I haven't trap didn't even know I was Irish #whataclown
― Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
With over 100k followers Gary Hooper is really bringing the content
7 mins @HOOP588?Mar 3 @HOOP588YessssssssssMar 3 @HOOP588Come on spurs
Mar 3 @HOOP588Yessssssssss
Mar 3 @HOOP588Come on spurs
― Habemus mundissimo ostentus nomen (onimo), Thursday, 14 March 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link
Celtic nonentity Paul Slane (few tweets deleted but screengrabbed and easily findable, seems he went out to the pub in Glasgow, got pished, ended up in Amsterdam as you do, then tweeted a picture of himself mid-shag with some lassie).
― ailsa, Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
classy
There's also this from last week - Shane Duffy gets pissed on St Patrick's Day and claims someone else randomly picked up his phone to retweet a message supporting the IRA.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21830064
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Paul Slane now claiming it's all hilarious photoshop bantz by his friends.
― ailsa, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
Joey Barton momentarily forgetting he's an intellectual progressive of the football world.
Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton
2 questions for Thiago Silva. Firstly, Why are YOU talking about ME, in your press conference before PSG v Barca? Very strange.
Secondly, Are you Pre-Op or Post-Op? #transsexual #thiagosaladyboy
872 RETWEETS 285 FAVORITES
Baffles me, which way he's going. Is he a man changing to a woman or a woman changing to a man? Can't work it out.
248 RETWEETS 68 FAVORITES
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
Mido is finally on twitter, and it's a treat:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHhKOOECUAI_5wd.jpg:large
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
I'm kinda creeped out that you keep my silhouette on your phone tbh
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
Not my screenshot :)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://twitter.com/louissaha08 is kind of an accidental weird twitter genius imo
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
louis saha @louissaha08 6h#tryit&tellme Take a tomato and put sugar on it. Taste it if you never tried. It taste like strawberry.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
ace
― cerealbar, Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
wish we had a version of this thread for snooker players - https://twitter.com/markwil147/status/369957387811434496
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
Lol
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
Is Mark Williams a ManU fan?
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Parkolass/status/355793302718644227/photo/1
― r|t|c, Sunday, 25 August 2013 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
girls who like rap are kinda overrated
-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link
you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much
-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:27 (5 years ago) Bookmark
― r|t|c, Sunday, 25 August 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago) link
Calum Chambers
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
God his name looks weird when you look at it for more than half a second.
even bots make themselves more human
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
btw wbs is my belovedly-named http://twitter.com/B_M321 showing any signs of making a breakthrough at st marys
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link