I hate Manchester United and all they stand for, and always will, but I'm now getting slightly confused as to whether Chelsea are worse ... gah
― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Saturday, 4 November 2006 17:31 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkwhat do they stand for?
― Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (nordicskilla), Saturday, 4 November 2006 18:57 (5 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkSomebody took their seat cushions away when they were buying a prawn sandwich.
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Saturday, 4 November 2006 19:01 (5 years ago)
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
Giggs gets his goal. That's not the 20,000th is it?
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:44 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
19999th
― awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:47 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Damn, i was imagining the flowery tributes already
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:49 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the tributes would have reached such a pitch of encomium for the beloved 93 year old welsh wing wizard that ronan might literally have set fire to a church or something
― awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:56 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
20kth goes to the Villa's Marc Albrighton
― mortified of ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:57 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Good luck writing a flowery tribute there
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 20:58 (6 months ago)
― snoopsheepysheep (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 01:36 (twelve years ago) link
rooney's whiteness i think i don't let affect my judgement, i don't say i don't know it's there cos it's always there obviously, but i try to make a clear judgement on him as if he weren't white, iykwim?
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 02:06 (17 hours ago)
^^^^^^
― nakhchivan, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:07 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Sorry but I have no idea what that even means.
- You signal he's white- You don't want that to affect your judgement- Yet you are aware that he is white- But you try to make a clear judgement "as if he weren't white"?
???
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:15 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
deems is basically saying that when we discuss rooney's popular soubriquet 'the white pele', we refer largely to the pele element -- how does rooney relate to pele, his mythos, his technical ability, how does rooney improve upon his prototype?
however, what is missed is exactly the meaning of rooney's whiteness -- why he is white? did he become white? does his whiteness derive from or merely perpetuate the tabloid rooccult?
― nakhchivan, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:31 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
ya
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:32 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
but without making it 'a thing' y'know
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:33 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I don't think the tabloids made him white.
I'll back off now, I'm afraid all this is too meta for me.
― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:34 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the rooniversity of ilx: ROO 101 -- introduction to roonology
― nakhchivan, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:35 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
just enough pigmentation to perform
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 19:41 (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a+ routine would confuse bystanders again
― darraghback (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 August 2012 07:38 (twelve years ago) link
good times
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 30 August 2012 14:53 (twelve years ago) link
gonna eat my tea really furiously if United win this effing thing now
― it's-a me, irl (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 2 September 2012 17:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark
― r|t|c, Monday, 3 September 2012 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
lookit, the prods just get the technique (or maybe the work ethic to develop it)
this is why they develop the trades, and the golfers, and now the tricky wingers. they have been convinced since planter times of the benefits of the excursion into enemy territory, also as landowners they maybe had the time and resources to chase down avenues unavailable to the downtrodden peasant masses, hence an inbred proclivity towards the showy lollipop
catholics know their lot is to remain wary against invasion (hence two banks of four), to keep a general level of low-level skill married with strength of numbers and the odd guerilla ambush
it's the history of the country, idk what more i can say
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 September 2012 00:48 (41 seconds ago) Bookmark
― Number None, Friday, 7 September 2012 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
Christ that's a good post.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
"what more can I say" delivered with a Seinfeld swagger
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
couldn't cut and paste it fast enough, obviously
― Number None, Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:26 (twelve years ago) link
Otm, lads.
Otm.
― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link
quintessentially Lampardian strike for 2 - 1
― Number None, Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:23 PM (11 minutes ago)
deflected?
― pandemic, Saturday, October 6, 2012 2:23 PM (10 minutes ago)
or penalty?
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 October 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link
Seems like a nasty business - public repentance, then they burn you anyway? So we can expect the full Brazil 82 from Ireland tomorrow, followed by Trap in a wicker man at the final whistle.
(wikipedia seems to count burning in effigy as an execution; good traditional footy punishment imo)
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 15 October 2012 21:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jesus i'd say he'd be great tinder tho, lookin at him
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:59 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
like a pile of dead leaves
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:56 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
where's your god now trapp?
a naked john o'shea cavorting outside his hotel room and banging walls tonight to irish folk music
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:57 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there never was a world cup, we just needed something to bring him to the island
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 10:58 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link
if we're going to give the job to mick or harry we might as well just interview a third person too, anyone really, once they're called tom.
― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:41 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
wtf happened with the eng u21's today. Mass racism, brawl, danny rose sent off??
― pandemic, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:39 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah, there's some clips on youtube but they're fairly brief
― Number None, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:41 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Was JT the overage player?
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:41 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
kiu guys, kiu
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link
'john terry is a racist'
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Question: my dad told me that he stopped drinking Manhattans when they "started to go down too easy." I've always liked that way of explaining it, but I didn't know if it had an origin?― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:37 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkforeign soccer players iirc― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:41 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:37 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
foreign soccer players iirc
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, October 24, 2012 8:41 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link
cross-board controversy
― i will fondue, and i will killue (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
figured all the americans on the reg excelsior thread wouldn't get the subtlety -- ALL soccer players 'flop' amirite
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link
"Contenderizer walked on to the gender issues thread with a smile on his face. He was skulking off it with a grimace an hour later. The first chance I got, I did him. Never have I hunted down a vaguely misogynist implication with greater appetite. 'You're not fucking laughing now, are you, you sophistic cunt?'
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 1 November 2012 12:19 (Yesterday)
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
King: Do you feel an extra responsibility helping the young players (Wisdom is 19) coming through, Jamie, as you are the elder statesman in Liverpool’s squad now at 34?
Carragher: I’ve always tried to help whoever I’ve played alongside, no matter what their age.
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:29 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
CarraZing!
― Named locally as Tom D (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:33 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
even the black players, eh?
― but with socks instead of football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:56 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no matter what age they claimed to be
― oh shawx (onimo), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 17:00 (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pronounced darraghmac (darraghmac), Friday, 2 November 2012 01:08 (eleven years ago) link
bobby z is all aboard the o-trainhttp://news.yahoo.com/bob-dylan-predicts-obama-landslide-061628696.html― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkthats not bobby z― ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://news.yahoo.com/bob-dylan-predicts-obama-landslide-061628696.html
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:07 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thats not bobby z
― ut's nutta bull, ut's a *romanda* (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 6, 2012 8:09 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dansplaining (dan m), Tuesday, 6 November 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
realize maybe the outright lolz aren't there but I'm just happy to get the joek
Just been sat on the train heading out from town towards Aston, crowded with villa fans, not a level head amongst them. We're either about to bosh bcfc 8-0 because we're villa and in the ep league and just because. Or alternatively we're about to get turned over 2-0 on our own patch and Lamborghini should be strung up from the nearest tree/lamppost. Can't anyone just be cautiously optimistic about this ffs? A degree of confidence is fine so long as you remain suitably wary
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:14 (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Also lamborghini = phone autocorrecting lambo. Defs need a few more wins under his belt before I start bestowing him with cool monikers
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― moët plaudit (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link
spain make me feel like a sceptical boondocks sheriff looking at two moonshone alien abductees- if all this probing is really going on, then why is there no attack?
― Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac),
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:42 (eleven years ago) link
ye must have missed me something fierce during the tourney itself
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link
Wilshere limping off, Diaby limping on
― Ismael Klata
^ peach
― the right to beef at (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 February 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
yeah can't believe neville would absolve epl establishment samba or real british realness queen clinty hill in order to trash some effete foreign fucks nobody cares about
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, February 25, 2013 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
real british realness queen clinty hill
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Monday, February 25, 2013 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
http://i.imgur.com/NbCeoUd.gif
― r|t|c, Monday, February 25, 2013 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― c'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas le beurre (imago), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
ba is p fuckin good, good epl standard anyway
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
a 'ticking time bomb' acc to Pulis iirc
― boxall, Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:17 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
pulis feels that way about all strikers, hence standing orders for his midfielders to deliver the ball from a safe distance of min. 40 yards
― at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Thursday, October 6, 2011 3:23 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lance armstrong will have been delighted (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
you footcelsiored yourself 16 months on? admirable chutzpah, bravo.
this post often comes to mind:
Graz_Entertainment - hyperenthusiastic and tbh slightly creepy mitteleuropean poster debuts with a splash next week through his 'Never Mind The Red Bullocks - Weiner Neustadt won't win the Austrian Bundesliga 2011/12'. Not one to admit defeat, he notches up 847 unanswered posts through to the end of November before pandemic takes pity on him and streams Mattersburg v Wacker Innsbruck late one Tuesday. To pandemic's surprise, the quality is astonishing, Wacker's Luka's Hinterseer sealing a 3-2 win late on via a backheel rabona from his own half.It turns out Austria's international performance over the past two decades has been a smokescreen to protect the tactical leaps and innovations in technique hothoused domestically for the highest stakes before rabid crowds. Word gets around, sonderangerbot even going so far as to attend February's Vienna derby, won when Stefan Kulowitz ears in a swerving screamer from outside the box in injury time.By March the entirety of ILX's football chat has migrated to the thread, now including dozens of regular ilxors who previously wouldn't've touched football with a bargepole - even some girls. The season culminates in the inaugural ILF awayday to Salzburg, where against the odds Weiner Neustadt do clinch the title amid incredible scenes. At least two posters never return, setting up home there so as to never miss a kick again.Alas, all does not end happily for Graz_Entertainment - on top of the humiliation of Weiner winning the league after all, Sturm turn out to be merely the tenth most brilliant team in Austria and are relegated. He relocates to spam politics and conspiracy theory threads instead, before fatal indecision sees him selected as mod in dubious circumstances. He uses his new powers to takeover De Subjectivisten and several other, weaker boards, and is only repulsed from ILM itself in an epic struggle. Thereafter restricted to the 'Ask Graz_Entertainment' thread, he eventually self-permabans in pathetic circumstances. Some wag attempts a Downfall youtube, but it's hardly worth it.― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:52 PM (1 year ago)
It turns out Austria's international performance over the past two decades has been a smokescreen to protect the tactical leaps and innovations in technique hothoused domestically for the highest stakes before rabid crowds. Word gets around, sonderangerbot even going so far as to attend February's Vienna derby, won when Stefan Kulowitz ears in a swerving screamer from outside the box in injury time.
By March the entirety of ILX's football chat has migrated to the thread, now including dozens of regular ilxors who previously wouldn't've touched football with a bargepole - even some girls. The season culminates in the inaugural ILF awayday to Salzburg, where against the odds Weiner Neustadt do clinch the title amid incredible scenes. At least two posters never return, setting up home there so as to never miss a kick again.
Alas, all does not end happily for Graz_Entertainment - on top of the humiliation of Weiner winning the league after all, Sturm turn out to be merely the tenth most brilliant team in Austria and are relegated. He relocates to spam politics and conspiracy theory threads instead, before fatal indecision sees him selected as mod in dubious circumstances. He uses his new powers to takeover De Subjectivisten and several other, weaker boards, and is only repulsed from ILM itself in an epic struggle. Thereafter restricted to the 'Ask Graz_Entertainment' thread, he eventually self-permabans in pathetic circumstances. Some wag attempts a Downfall youtube, but it's hardly worth it.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:52 PM (1 year ago)
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
I have signalled intent upthread to bulk this thread up, so quiet weekends i scour the archives. Seeing as i doubt anyone else is doing likewise it seems fair not to omit my own stuff tbh
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
Full disclosure: in a sulk at Stoke's equaliser, I went to get a brew on while Lowton was spanking that in, and on my return thought his celebration was him running to square up to a Stoke player― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, April 6, 2013 3:55 PM (1 hour ago)
― crazed lerner fan (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, April 6, 2013 3:55 PM (1 hour ago)
had a little chuckle at this earlier, not least because I suspect it to be entirely true
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Its always a treat to see this thread on the front page. Under-utilised imo.
Certainly see the potential for disgracing yourself when footcelsioring (ouch) your own material, but I think dmac knew he was playing it safe with that'n upthread
― Windsor Davies, Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
true, he'd have looked silly if he'd missed the target, but he pulled it off with that one.
― a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago) link
He could try that again a hundred times geoff tell you what
― mister borges (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
it's rare that I'm in awe of an ILX post, but
twins
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Thursday, 13 June 2013 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
You're above this place, we get it.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
?
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:38 (eleven years ago) link
Was detecting a certain 'most of your work is poor but I, imago, have identified one which meets my standards', but tbh it was too late and I may have been hacked off over an evening of other stuff. Apologies if I'm misreading.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 09:50 (eleven years ago) link
really adding value to footcelsior there
you were def projecting
just saying that one rarely derives awe from any internet messageboard, no qualm intended
― ghosts of cuddlestein butthurt circlejerk zinged fuckboy (imago), Friday, 14 June 2013 09:58 (eleven years ago) link
Fair point, sorry bro.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:03 (eleven years ago) link
idgi tho
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 10:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitris_Salpingidis
― Number None, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link
I thought it was genius even before I saw the salpingidis/gitis connection tbh.
― So: The Answers (or something), Friday, 14 June 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link
I like being reminded Owen Hargreaves exists.I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:46 Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkEh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I'm pretty sure he owns an English theme pub in Calgary with my cousin. My mother got a phone call from my uncle at midnight a few years ago asking if she had a recipe for mushy peas she could pass on to them.
― Inte Regina Lund eller nån, mitt namn är (ShariVari), Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:46 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Eh?! That's the most implausible thing posted here since darragh's last game of fives.
― Ismael Klata, Saturday, 17 August 2013 11:47 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Saturday, 17 August 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link
wtf hey
― dmacation problem (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 August 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link
Francisco Román Alarcón Suárez (born 21 April 1992), commonly known as Isco (Spanish pronunciation: [ˈisko]), is a Spanish professional footballer who plays for Real Madrid mainly as an attacking midfielder. He wears the number 23 shirt as a tribute to his hero Shola Ameobi
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), 1. syyskuuta 2013 13:56 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
What's the "unusual" part in this one?
― Tuomas, 04 September 2013 06:23 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
Transfer window Poll # 1: Bale vs Aspas
^^^a single perfect crystal of its era
― which can be sold for meat if they are boys.. (sorry guys) (imago), Thursday, 5 September 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago) link
yeah
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Thursday, 5 September 2013 08:54 (eleven years ago) link