A quick word? Velocity! Scotland under Gordon Strachan 2013-2016

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hit woodword - beginning to believe - been here before

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Snodgrass won't see the end of this game, if he isn't subbed he'll be sent off.

Onimo is prob the most consistently otm ilf head imo

― mister borges (darraghmac), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:07 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

boy oh boy

Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 22 March 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

If I can see that after 20 minutes why can't the three experienced managers on the Scotland bench?

Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Friday, 22 March 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

dispirited as fuck right now. stopped believing in the strachanvolution when misser came on. guy is stuck in a timewarp where miller and heid matter.

ailsa, Friday, 22 March 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

I've seen some shite Scotland performances in my time but the first 20 minutes of this is possibly the worst ever.

From the other thread but co-sign on this one - I had to make sure we were playing Wales and not Spain. Watching this mob trying to kick Wales (that's Wales mind you) off the park is about as embarrassing as Scotland has ever been. Hanley, don't know where they got this cunt from but send him back pronto, useless clogger. Why is Hutton still playing for Scotland (or anyone)? Ditto Miller. Bring back Berti.

Step not on a loose unforgiving stone on a pyramid to paradise (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 March 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

Aye, it was totally fucking embarrassing. 45 minutes of that was against a Wales that didn't have a Gareth Bale. Wales. ffs. Strachan out.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 March 2013 10:16 (eleven years ago) link

I believe Scotland are now the only team in Europe who cannot qualify for the World Cup :(

paolo, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/665/2014worldcupqualificati.png

Orange = games left to play, can't qualify

I thought England holding on last night had put San Marino out; but no, there could still be a three-way tie there that'd put San Marino through.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 27 March 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Brave new dawn. Lots of positives from that, not least that we had a nominally better XI not playing.

Griffiths is a man short with so little support. If we're going to isolate a forward so much I'd rather go with a Big or a Nippy rather than a Deek.

Shame it was treated as a dead rubber. I know we can't qualify for 2014 but every result is important to our chances of ever quantifying for anything. Are we above Burkina Faso yet?

no man is an islam (onimo), Sunday, 9 June 2013 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

This England match hasn't exactly captured the imagination yet. Still, gives everyone a chance to talk about getting pished and breaking goalposts.

I think we'd be better using international breaks to rack up ranking points against teams worse than ours in the hope of clawing our way up a seeding pot at some point.

My Dad broke his back trying to climb a drainpipe to break into his own house to watch a Scotland vs England game. True story.

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

Is it on the telly? Don't fancy trying to watch it in a pub tbh.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

Yay, 's on ITV

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

Get the fuckin' kerry-oot in, "Rightgetintaethesebastards", hullo!!! It'll be just like the 70s.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

This England match hasn't exactly captured the imagination yet.

My work is Kings Cross/ Euston area so the streets are crawling with Scottish fans in those stupid long kilts

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

The 0-6 last night isn't terribly auspicious. I'm not too happy at the whole idea tbh, being 'current champions' has brought some comfort these past 14 years.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Good to see the U21s doing their bit to instil a false sense of confidence and complacency in the England camp.

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:03 (eleven years ago) link

Saw this picture, stolen from everyone's Facebook about three years ago, on BT Sport's preview show last night:

http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/2779/pic08070.jpg

We were debating going out to the pub to watch it, but it's a school night and I basically can't be arsed.

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

gotta stick with the classics.

i think i'll be doing a pub viewing, see if i can get into my first propah london fight.

SKYLER FFS SKYLER SKYLER SKYLER (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

hoping Griffiths starts, contemplating going to the pub to watch, he was magical on Saturday

http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Tartan Army turn Trafalgar Square fountain into giant bubblebath:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BRoRj_MCEAA8NKm.jpg

Pub is looking more of a good idea as kick-off approaches (also have a £20 bar tab to spent from pub quiz winnings)

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

Griffiths is a waste if he's up front on his own imo. Would rather see him in a more withdrawn Commonsy role or with a strike partner who isn't Kenny Miller.

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

Aye, he might as well not have been there against Croatia. I'd try him up front with Jordan Rhodes, what's the worst that can happen?

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

he played alongside Doyle for most of Saturday, definitely benefited from being able to drop deeper

http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

time to knock the English off their, um, wee ladder thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emyu6kDnSKw

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

McGregor, Hutton, Hanley, Martin, Whittaker, Snodgrass, Brown, Morrison, Forrest, Maloney, Miller

fuckin

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

I have no words. Well, I have plenty, but you've heard them all before.

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

keeps me out of the pub anyway

Kenny Misser smh

http://valawyersweekly.com/files/2009/12/important-ops-logo.jpg (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

are there going to be different commentaries tonight?

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

Who do you have in Englandshire? We've got Derek Rae and Alan Brazil on STV.

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

Jimmy Hill and Nick Griffin

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

is that chalk drawing itv are using in their branding supposed to be a joke? proper MOPA job.

ewar woowar (or something), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

palmed in, lovely jubbly

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

bgkitw

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

reminds me of how Steve Smith got out at the weekend

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Within an ace of fucking it

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Former England defender Danny Mills on BBC Radio 5 live
England 0-1 Scotland
"Scotland now have something to protect, to give them the belief to really throw themselves into challenges.

"If you think back to Chelsea v Barcelona, it is very hard to score against well-organised teams who sit deep.

"Scotland are no mugs, it will be difficult for England to break them down."

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

kenny fuckin' miller eh

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

Handball but get in ya bass

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:06 (eleven years ago) link

Fuckin

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

I might use my mod powers to delete all negative comments about Miller upthread :-)

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

he made Cahill look a right dick there

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Also lolz @ Alan Brazil's use of the verb "bing" to describe Miller's shot.

(PS I have Snodgrass to score at any time. Any chance we could get a third?)

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

oh well

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

Baws.

ailsa, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:11 (eleven years ago) link

You can see the shite running out of Whittaker every time anyone goes near him.

Rummmpatitum, Rummmpatitum Traboo, Traboo, Traboo (onimo), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah if we'd scored then that would've been on him, couldn't clear even when he wasn't under pressure

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

Ah ffs but that's actually heartwarming

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

Gah. Pleased for the lad though.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

Now that's got to warm the cockles of your heart

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Strachan out. Thread ends*.

*until we appoint someone even worse

ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:08 (seven years ago) link

Talk on Radio Scotland of Malky Mackay as possible interim manager for an upcoming friendly and “if he does well...”.

One bookie has stopped taking bets on Moyes.

Oh joy!

michaellambert, Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link

Talk on Radio Scotland of Malky Mackay as possible interim manager for an upcoming friendly and “if he does well...”.

One bookie has stopped taking bets on Moyes.

Oh joy!

― michaellambert, Thursday, October 12, 2017 12:20 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jesus christ.

big sam for scotland imo

-_- (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 October 2017 19:26 (seven years ago) link

Big Sam would be fascinating but I'm not sure I'd be that excited about it.

michaellambert, Thursday, 12 October 2017 22:50 (seven years ago) link

I was at a charity do tonight where Roddy Forsyth was co-hosting and he advised the entire audience to lob money on Michael O'Neill at 14-1. I'd take that. Or Big Sam.

It'll be fucking Lambert or Moyes or someone. I'll fucking chuck it if they appoint Malky MacKay. Though apparently sexist and racist and homophobic bantz is no barrier to a top gig.

This makes for depressing reading:

https://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/scotland/next-permanent-manager

Would Ian Cathro be a terrible idea? Derek McInnes? Tommy Wright? I get the feeling these guys are better than the clubs they manage(d). I'd genuinely die laughing if Neil Lennon got it.

ailsa, Friday, 13 October 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link

Cathro: Can’t see him being trusted regardless of ability.
Wright: Hands off! Though if the NI job came up I think he’d want it.
McInnis: I think he sees his immediate future in club management, so unlikely to take the national team while still in a club job.

michaellambert, Friday, 13 October 2017 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Malky Mackay is taking over as 'interim manager'. I can see where that might lead.

Tom's Tits Experiment (Tom D.), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:26 (seven years ago) link

Brexit?

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 13 October 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link

of course they've picked malky mckay interim - and will make him permanent if he does well.

sfa wanks.

meanwhile big sam remains the only choice for me. I've only just found out both his parents were from the scottish borders. bring him home!

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 13 October 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link

quite pleased strachan's gone tbh. good run etc but he just doesn't seem like a very nice person.

I would have thought O'Neill would be impossible but so many journos have hinted at it for the last year that I think he's been touting himself. Would be thrilled with him.

sktsh, Friday, 13 October 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link

Would be keen on O’Neill.

michaellambert, Friday, 13 October 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link

But I get that sinking feeling about the job being Mackay’s to lose.

michaellambert, Friday, 13 October 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link

Aye, already resigned to Mackay being the latest off the conveyor belt of mediocrity. It's almost like the SFA aren't fit for purpose or something.

ailsa, Saturday, 14 October 2017 01:17 (seven years ago) link


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