Celtic nonentity Paul Slane (few tweets deleted but screengrabbed and easily findable, seems he went out to the pub in Glasgow, got pished, ended up in Amsterdam as you do, then tweeted a picture of himself mid-shag with some lassie).
― ailsa, Sunday, 24 March 2013 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
classy
There's also this from last week - Shane Duffy gets pissed on St Patrick's Day and claims someone else randomly picked up his phone to retweet a message supporting the IRA.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21830064
― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Sunday, 24 March 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link
Paul Slane now claiming it's all hilarious photoshop bantz by his friends.
― ailsa, Sunday, 24 March 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link
Joey Barton momentarily forgetting he's an intellectual progressive of the football world.
Joseph Barton @Joey7Barton
2 questions for Thiago Silva. Firstly, Why are YOU talking about ME, in your press conference before PSG v Barca? Very strange.
Secondly, Are you Pre-Op or Post-Op? #transsexual #thiagosaladyboy
872 RETWEETS 285 FAVORITES
Baffles me, which way he's going. Is he a man changing to a woman or a woman changing to a man? Can't work it out.
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― Habemus opiniones pro vobis (onimo), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 08:17 (eleven years ago) link
Mido is finally on twitter, and it's a treat:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHhKOOECUAI_5wd.jpg:large
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
I'm kinda creeped out that you keep my silhouette on your phone tbh
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago) link
Not my screenshot :)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
http://twitter.com/louissaha08 is kind of an accidental weird twitter genius imo
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 16:21 (eleven years ago) link
louis saha @louissaha08 6h#tryit&tellme Take a tomato and put sugar on it. Taste it if you never tried. It taste like strawberry.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 15 August 2013 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
ace
― cerealbar, Thursday, 15 August 2013 22:17 (eleven years ago) link
wish we had a version of this thread for snooker players - https://twitter.com/markwil147/status/369957387811434496
― Clyde One DJ Diane “Knoxy” Knox-Campbell (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link
Lol
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 01:11 (eleven years ago) link
Is Mark Williams a ManU fan?
― In the airplane over the .CSS (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Parkolass/status/355793302718644227/photo/1
― r|t|c, Sunday, 25 August 2013 09:29 (eleven years ago) link
girls who like rap are kinda overrated
-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link
you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much
-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:27 (5 years ago) Bookmark
― r|t|c, Sunday, 25 August 2013 09:30 (eleven years ago) link
Calum Chambers
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
God his name looks weird when you look at it for more than half a second.
even bots make themselves more human
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
btw wbs is my belovedly-named http://twitter.com/B_M321 showing any signs of making a breakthrough at st marys
― r|t|c, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
Only on the bench for our U21s tonight. We've given deals to a few youth teamers this summer, but I'm fairly sure he wasn't one of them.
― William Bloody Swygart, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago) link
Tom Carroll @tom_carroll92 5 OctMum buzzing off Drake album on the way home from footy haha
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/charlie_mulgrew/status/392043523371175936/photo/1
(nsfw)
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Sunday, 20 October 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link
hardman to shitebag in 90 minutes
Rowan Vine @aslrowanvineRead Sir Neil Lennon's comments regarding tackles in y'days game and said my tackle was 'rugby-esque'..I mean I know he likes the snus....Rowan Vine @aslrowanvine But has he been smoking something else..I hardly touched the boy and there were no 'reckless' tackles in the game..Rowan Vine @aslrowanvineMight get me mate Alan Shearer to send him another size 9 Umbro Speciali in the dish if he don't pipe down...
Neil Lennon @OfficialNeil @aslrowanvine Did I read that right
Rowan Vine @aslrowanvine@OfficialNeil was light hearted,just thought your comment was poor,thought it was a good physical game..Rowan Vine @aslrowanvine@OfficialNeil apologies obviously if you've taken offence..
― grown-arsed man (onimo), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link
forgotten all about vine... now there's a proper bell end
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 16:14 (ten years ago) link
Aubameyang P-E @Aubameyang7 42m
Ooooooooohhhhghhhhhhh faboulous a faillit nous mettre un golaaaaassss
― Paraoxonases in Inflammation, Infection, and Toxicology (nakhchivan), Sunday, 27 October 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link
That Charlie Mulgrew thing was a hilarious way to spot who can't look past the naked bits in a photo and look at the actual face of the person. Also there was one wingnut who tweeted that picture to the NSPCC claiming that it was child abuse for a footballer to post a naked picture when children might look at his twitter feed, and also tweeted it to Police Scotland wanting him arrested for it.
― ailsa, Sunday, 27 October 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link
Given the widely reported deaths and chaos, it was clearly not the right time for attempts at humour.
That, however, did not stop some of the lucky ones who escaped the storm from trying. Inevitably, their chosen method of sharing their tasteless thoughts was Twitter.
Football pundit Gary Lineker, 52, posted a picture of a leaf sitting on his car and wrote: ‘Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think.’
Sports journalist Jake Humphrey posted a picture of himself pointing in mock-horror at a branch on the pavement, and wrote: ‘Stormaggedon on streets of London. Stay safe out there peeps.’
― Snipers as a breed tend to be supercilious (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 29 October 2013 05:01 (ten years ago) link
Didn't even know this dude was still an Arsenal player
― Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:40 (ten years ago) link
Goosh.
― I hope our coach wears the pants and resigns (mizzell), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/27StevenTaylor/status/401320823405150208
― Number None, Friday, 15 November 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link
^ been taken down.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZHe4e0IYAErn0A.jpg
― ailsa, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
omg i want this newcastle united advent calendar
― imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
An extremely popular member of Alan Pardew's squad
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (whatever), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:37 (ten years ago) link
Footballers who really don't need to be on Instagram (yes it's Emmanuel Frimpong again)
― Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 February 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link
Early bath for him today to prepare to go out and draw the girls of Barnsley.
― good day to you, (onimo), Saturday, 1 February 2014 15:38 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/joel_campbell12/status/454031121873768448?CMP=EMCFTBEML853
― Number None, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/georgeelokobi/status/481113999309037568
― r|t|c, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
au contraire
― ogmor, Friday, 27 June 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link
omg
― avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:59 (ten years ago) link
Big George really needs to be on Twitter
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
oh god it still says Wolves defender on there, i choked up
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/IAMFRIMPONG26/status/483656467132993536
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 30 June 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/filipeluis/status/512617473603276800
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Thursday, 18 September 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/jordonmutch/status/502537380059168768
whats the best account that just tweets videos/gifs/vines of sick goals
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 18:47 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/102greatgoals
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
sick
― lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:33 (ten years ago) link
http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/09/sol-campbell-likes-the-conservative-party-doesnt-like-mansion-tax-and-has-political-opinions/
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 11:10 (ten years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bve4av_IMAAHX4d.jpg:large
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pidge40/status/522334677018107904
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 19 October 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link